The following is a transcription of the second Non-Canon CPUK Tournament organized by Ryan in the official Chongoshow Discord server. This tournament was broadcast over text, with only select matches streamed via voice chat. Extraneous comments and audience chatter have been left out.
Tournament arranged by Ryan Chongoshow.
Formatting for Google Docs done by Brush Apocalypse.
Original transcription and HTML/CSS reformatting by Janet.
Dani looks down at the slip of paper. She's starting to feel the bags under her eyes as the url burned into her skull. "http://challonge.com/DreamKerfuffle2 "..... what in the hell does it mean. She pulled out her phone and entered the url again. The page ended up loading absolutely nothing :)! What the hell did it mean? And what was Prism doing in her dreams? Would it even be a good idea to sleep?
[there was originally no space after the link, making it invalid]
wait shit
accidentally funny meta moment
"DANTOINETTE!" came a sudden shout so loud, it felt like a light turned on in her brain. I just think all this clicking is tedious :) Well, at least sleep isn't going to take her slowly with Captain Quadratic entering the room. "DID YOU FEEL THAT JUST NOW?"
Dani shakes her head, covering one of her ears instinctively,
"Feel what? The onset of tinnitus?"
"SOMETHING ARGUABLY WORSE DEPENDING UPON YOUR PRIORITIES! PRISMS POWER IS CURRENTLY AT WORK! AND I BELIEVE IT IS RELATED TO THE PIECE OF PAPER YOU HAVE RECEIVED!"
She tenses slightly at hearing her suspicions confirmed.
"SO what, is she sleeptalking? Or....I guess...sleep... Prisming? Whatever the hell she does with her creepy reality bending bullshit?"
The green-clad captain gives Prism an intense stare, as if scanning her. "I DO NOT KNOW FOR CERTAIN! JUDGING BY WHAT I KNOW OF PRISMS POWERS, PERHAPS IT IS SOME SORT OF STRANGE ABSTRACT METAPHOR FOR THE SERIES! REGARDLESS I FIND THAT SOMETHING SUCH AS THAT IS MOSTLY SEMANTICS!"
"Metaphor for the wh-"
"I WILL EXPLAIN LATER! FOR NOW IT IS IMPORTANT THAT WE PLAY ALONG WITH HER GAME AND TAKE ANOTHER NAP!"
She rubs her eyes groggily. She hasn't slept in....however long it's been. "I mean, do we have to? Can't we just..." she pulls out her axe, glancing between it, Quadratic, and the sleeping Prism "...find another way to wake her up?"
Quad puts out his hand to stop his friend. "NO! I UNDERSTAND YOUR WISH TO BEAT HE SENSELESS. AND I WOULD LIKE TO DO THAT AS WELL! BUT THIS IS SOMETHING OUTSIDE OUR CONTROL! WE MUST PLAY INTO HER GAME HERE WHETHER WE WANT TO OR NOT!" While his voice rarely changed tones, his single volume setting speaks in less of a commanding tone and more of a matter-of-fact one.
Dani sighs, putting her axe away. "Okay, fine. Whatever. You're the one who knows so much about this Prism junk. So what's the plan?" :)
Quadratic's eyes narrow. "LIKE I SAID....WE CAN'T LAY A FINGER ON HER....WHETHER WE WANT TO OR NOT... EITHER WAY, I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT EVEN THOUGH I AM BUILT TO RESIST PRISM'S DRAW AND CAN SENSE WHEN SHE IS USING HER POWER, I AM FAR FROM THE BEST PERSON TO HELP US DEAL WITH THIS! SO I HAVE DECIDED TO BRING HIM UP TO SEE IF HE CAN GIVE US SOME ADVICE GOING INTO THIS SCENARIO! AND ALSO TO KEEP AN EYE ON THINGS WHILE THE TWO OF US ARE ASLEEP"
And in from the doorway comes a man with a cold demeanor, with his blue headband sporting a strange insignia. He saunters in, letting the many voices ringing in his head reach a sort of harmony. Discord Jack nods to the two of them, but says nothing yet.
Quadratic nods back politely. "I WAS HAVING A DISCUSSION WITH DISCORD JACK, AND IT WOULD APPEAR THAT THE PEOPLE HE IS CONNECTED TO ARE FAR MORE AWARE OF PRISM'S POWER THAN EVEN I AM! THEY SEEM TO KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW!!"
Dantoinette slumps down in the chair putting one leg over the armrest, looking up to Discord Jack. "Alright, Jack. What do you think we should do? Talk to me."
"...why isn't he saying anything?"
"PERHAPS THERE IS A WAY THAT SPEECH CAN BE MORE DIRECT"
"More direct? Like what?"
"I DO NOT KNOW! PERHAPS IT MUST BE MARKED IN SOME WAY?"
"What like some kinda quotation mark? Thats ridiculous"
Wybie:
"bite bite kill kill"
"Whoa! There we go!"
"I don't....quite know what that means though"
J0rt:
"KILL"
Brush:
"DEATH"
Moon:
"BITE KILL KILL MAIM MIAMI"
Raven:
"Oh god they all want to kill Prism"
"Yeah, me too, but apparently we can't."
Brush:
":("
"I mean I haven't tried yet......"
Wybie:
"Try harder"
Mako-Chan:
"Well that bites "
Moon:
":PERSONA:"
"Alright!" Dani pulls out her sheet of paper that was in her pocket. "But I think it would probably work better just to figure out what the hells going on" :)
Mako-Chan:
"Yo Jack can you hear these italics? Something's up"
Raven:
"Bad Prism shoo stop making Dani say smileys"
Aubz:
"YOU STOP THAT, WHITE WOMAN"
Brush:
"bastard prism with her smiley faces"
Mako-Chan:
"We can hear faces"
Moon:
"get the spray bottle like you use for cats"
"FROM WHAT I COULD TELL WITH MY DISCUSSION WITH JACK HE IS A NORMAL PERSON SO I DOUBT HE SENSED THAT"
"Wait what did Prism do?? What the hell?"
Brush:
"normal aside from being a Weird FUcking Dude"
Raven:
"We the Audience are immune to Prism so y'all are safe while you do your nap tourney"
"Okay, Jack. Or Jacks. Or Whatever the hell, listen, I'm VERY sleep deprived and under a BIT of stress right now, so if you wouldn't mind telling me what the HELL is happening, that would be PEACHY!"
Moon:
"sweet dreams! :)"
Prince:
"I am jus tstanding here. 🧍"
Brush:
"funny noncanon :D"
Etharia:
"Oh so we're doing this now, cool"
Wonder:
"Fuck if I know. I think it might just be prism pushing the narrative to make you go to bed for another dream tournament."
Wybie:
"Prism uses her girlboss powers for evil recreational purposes"
"Okay? I don't quite know how that works, but......ugh....."
Mako-Chan:
"apperantly this is all non canon, so I don't know what will happen after"
"HELLO"
Aubz:
"Uh"
J0rt:
"It'll probably be fine?"
Raven:
"Ok so how much do you know about nihilism and multiverse theory"
Ghost:
"im hungry"
Prince:
"dunktastic!"
Aubz:
"Dunktastic!"
"Non canon? Oh god, are these guys just like that Peppermint chick?"
Etharia:
"If you're confused about any of this just know this. it's basically pretentious metatextual bullshit. the best kind of bullshit."
Moon:
"Dunktastic!!"
Ghost:
"dunktastic!!!"
Wonder:
"HEY I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT DANI. ...but yes"
Brush:
"haha don't worry about it"
Wybie:
"Dunktastic!"
Etharia:
"wait why are we saying dunktastic."
Bubbly:
"im so sorry"
Mako-Chan:
"I think we just live in another universe or something"
Epicsuperbat:
"Tell Peppermint I love her please"
Raven:
"Think of us as a bunch of nerds watching y'all from a different dimension where you're all fictional"
PluralKit:
"What the fuck is a Pokémon?"
Brush:
"we're just more real than you it's fine"
Ghost:
"Hi Blasp!"
"Another universe, huh? Or dimension thing? That.....yeah that makes enough sense. For now I'll take it. So you're gonna keep an eye on things and make sure Prism doesn't, like, grow a third eye or something?"
Brush:
"oh yeah sure"
Wybie:
"I mean, theoretically yeah"
Ghost:
"yeah i can do that"
Raven:
"Yes ma'am"
J0rt:
"we're on it!"
Moon:
"many eyes! one heart! of course dani!!"
Prince:
"too many eyes. very icky. No good."
Wonder:
"More like change stuff"
Mako-Chan:
"Well we can't exactly... See. It's more like listening to a radio show, but we'll keep a look out"
Insider2000:
"We'll poke any eyes that see us."
Epicsuperbat:
"I'm not"
Etharia:
"👁️ but like in a good way"
Brush:
"we can add more eyes 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️"
"....Quad are you...sure about this?"
Wybie:
"he shouldn't be"
Moon:
"you can trust us! we would not lie to you."
Ghost:
"i'm mildly trustworthy"
Brush:
"we can lie if we want to 😌"
"TRUST ME...AND LISTEN TO THIS....HEY DISCORD!!!"
Wonder:
"We hate the white woman"
Etharia:
"Dani I can't say whether or not you can trust us but I can say if you did trust us it would be incredibly funny"
Mako-Chan:
"Hello!"
Wybie:
"Hi quad"
Bubbly:
"yeah?"
Ghost:
"HELLO!"
Insider2000:
"Hi, Quad!"
"WHAT WAS THE RESULT OF MY SET VERSUS GOOGLE?"
Brush:
"you won"
Brush:
"3-0"
Bubbly:
"3-0"
Etharia:
"3-0"
Prince:
"3-0"
Mako-Chan:
"3-0"
Wybie:
"3-0!"
Moon:
"3-0"
J0rt:
"what they said"
Wonder:
"Dani should probably know too."
Aubz:
"HI QUAD!!!"
"Wasn't that one 2-1, though?"
Ghost:
"3-0? Yeah! 3-0!"
Brush:
"dani wouldn't"
Wonder:
"She was like...semi-immune, right?"
Brush:
"dani doesn't know shit"
Mako-Chan:
"She knew something happened, but not what"
Wonder:
"I swear I remember her asking prism what she did"
Wonder:
"Ah okay"
"Semi-immune? Oh my god, wait did...."
Mako-Chan:
"Prism did multidimensional war crimes"
Ghost:
"Lets go kill Prism on White Woman Wtuesday"
Moon:
"Kill!"
Insider2000:
"Prism cheated because she was bored. You know, like a Gemini would."
Wonder:
"Prism do something? Well... sorta? She can't really lie so resetting the set might not have been her?"
Epicsuperbat:
"Murder!"
Etharia:
"Oh god yeah prism is such a gemini"
"So wait....you guys saw the fight before she changed reality?"
Brush:
"prism will hit someone with her 2007 honda civic like 'can't help being a gemini ! :)'"
Wonder:
"Basically yeah"
Ghost:
"yeah we saw it"
Mako-Chan:
"She apparently called on Spectrum, but yea she did reality shifting"
Prince:
"I'm hitting Prism with my 2007 Honda Civic."
Ghost:
"steal Prism's honda civic."
Moon:
"the pink honda civic"
Brush:
"her iridescent honda civic"
Wybie:
"Prism has a car? I just assumed she teleported everywhere or whatever"
Brush:
"she has a car exclusively for hitting people with"
Epicsuperbat:
"Her car is from the Pixar universe"
Mako-Chan:
"!givejackakiss for putting up with us speaking through him, we don't normally do it this much"
Moon:
"push prism into traffic!"
Dani pauses for a moment, taking in the information. "Well, Discord, talking with you is.....overwhelming, but you sure as hell have some nuggets of info. Alright. I'll need you all to report in if you see anything suspicious, okay?"
Brush:
"!givejackakiss"
J0rt:
"yes ma'am!"
Brush:
"👍"
Mako-Chan:
"On it!"
astrid:
"you'll regret this!"
Bubbly:
"you got it!"
Wybie:
"Got it! And also !givejackakiss"
Ghost:
"sure thing"
Aubz:
"Heck yeah!"
Moon:
"of course Dani!!"
Epicsuperbat:
"Sure"
Etharia:
"I wonder what images sound like"
Bubbly:
"go kick some ass in your dreams!"
Insider2000:
"Okay, but I'll need Fly Bi's phone number in exchange."
Brush:
"oh god that one can't sound good"
"uh....I-I mean......I'm not sure if that's exactly my sty-"
"I WILL DELIVER THE KISS!" And Quadratic kisses Jack.
DISCORD SPEAKING THROUGH JACK SCENE END
Images do not make sound
Either that or its horrendous static
Okay back to the cutscene
"So, now that that's out of the way, what's the plan for the dream deal?"
"WE WILL BOTH FALL ASLEEP AND JOIN INTO A SHARED DREAM IN WHICH WE WILL TAKE ON THIS TOURNAMENT TOGETHER!! HOWEVER AS WE WILL BE DREAMING THERE IS A CHANCE NEITHER OF US WILL REMEMBER THAT WE ARE DREAMING! FORTUNATELY JACK HAS PROVIDED US WITH A SPECIAL TOOL THAT WILL ASSIST US!!!"
"A special tool?"
"YES! APPARENTLY IT WILL BE EVIDENT WHEN IN THE DREAM, HOWEVER IT WILL NOT BE ACTIVE UNTIL CERTAIN MOMENTS!"
"That's.....oddly vague."
"YOU KNOW HOW IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wait are we just doing Inception?"
"...."
"...."
Captain Quadratic's mouth opens and this sound comes out
"Let's see....do you find it strange that you've had games on the Game Boy, Famicom, GBA, DS, Wii, 3DS, Switch, but missed out on a specific platform?"
"Sounds more like your loss than mine. By the way, can you maybe L-Cancel next Monday by chance?"
[2: Gamecube Controller vs Garfield]
[chat asks what the N in GCN stands for]
It stands for Network
Because Gamecubes were the first consoles that could connect with another via LAN
We have a report from the field
"yawn man, after a match like that, it really stinks you don't have a cooking mama game either. What good are ya?"
GAMECUBE CONTROLLER has been knocked into the loser's bracket by GARFIELD
"Hey!!! I know you've been having trouble, but I made this fortune teller out of paper!!! If you pick a color, it'll tell you who you'll fall in love with!!!!"
"...I really hate the fact that my mind's telling me to pick pink"
[3: Juniper Uppercut vs Heartbreak]
Aquelon:
we really do gotta smack prism to confirm that that won't work. it 100% won't work to wake her up but we really do gotta test that sort of stuff.
[...]
Mako-Chan
"I don't get why I have to slap Pri- FOR SCIENCE"
Wonder
!jackslapprism
Brush
!giveprismaslap
Jack listens to the voices echoing through his mind and minds his business deciding not to be incredibly rude :)
Moon:
!giveprismapunch
Brush:
!giveprismanoogie
Epicsuperbat:
!killkillbitemaimprism
Ghost:
"thanks jack!"
Moon:
!sendprismtomiami
Brush:
!drawfunnysquigglesonprismsface
Aubz:
!drawamustacheonprism
Draw a squiggle on her face? Well Jack DOES have a marker.....
Jack uncaps the marker and approaches Prism, drawing a fancy, detailed mustache upon his own :) face
Epicsuperbat:
!KILLPRISM
Brush:
!destroyprism
played like a damn saxophone
Mako-Chan:
!CLEANJACKOFF "WE ARE SO SORRY"
speaking of
Ghost:
!KILLPRISM
Jack picks up the marker and writes something down on his arm :)
Jack looks down at what he had written
"They really don't like me, do they? :("
Ghost:
"WE HATE YOU PRISM"
Epicsuperbat:
"We hate you"
Raven:
"Well you keep making their favorite blorbos sad, sooooo"
"Why did I....?" Jack mutters to himself
Also Round Three!!
honestly this is such a funny setup ngl
absolutely buckwild and I'm here for it
We have a report from the field!
"Listen, kid. I like your little fortune teller thing, but I think I'm gonna figure this out on my own."
JUNIPER UPPERCUT has been knocked into the loser's bracket by HEARTBREAK
"So with all of your bright colors....are you a poison type? Because if so, maybe I can get some super effective attacks in...."
"Buddy.....if anything I'm a GHOST type if you catch my drift!"
[4: xXWooperLover100Xx vs Grunk "The Spirit" Jr]
Meh...these fights were never really all that interesting to Dantoinette. With all due respect to these kids, it was preeeeeetty unlikely she'd be seeing em in the top 8 any time soon. Maybe one day, but today sure ain't that day. Dani hops up from her seat and wanders the hallways surrounding the stadium.
"What the....." There's something......in the middle of the hallway...almost as if it was waiting for her.
"What........what are you?" she asks, as her head cocks with a morbid curiosity. Something about it makes her feel drawn to it.
"All of time at once, huh? Man if I had that power, I can imagine the scoops I'd get"
"Believe me, when you see all of time at once, the scoops become the least of your concerns."
[6: Chartreuse vs Squid Jenny]
Wonder:
"...jenny, about the time thing"
she means in a general sense
im seething a lil
guess who won
char got round 1
posting this to jinx
tbf Jenny made more of a comeback than I expected
But
A report from the field
"If it means anything....ever since I became mortal, hearing your reports on the day....just on a single moment in time.....it's been incredibly satisfying.....a sense of focus and direction amidst eternity. Thank you"
SQUID JENNY has been knocked into the loser's bracket by CHARTREUSE
"HAHA.....I don't have a lot to write about you since you don't have much to work with, but...maybe I can have you show up during one of my cheesier moments....."
"Perhaps I can deliver you two a nice PIZZA!!!!!!!!"
[8: Pizza Party vs Peppermint]
So
Round 3
We have a report from the field
"Ohhh! I'm so sorry to hear! I thought that you were with your amore! I will prepare you a personal pan pizza!"
PEPPERMINT has been knocked into the loser's bracket by PIZZA PARTY
"Hello, Bing! :) How's our friend Dani been doin' recently? We have been chatting about SO much cool stuff, and I'm wondering how chatty she's been about it :)"
"Uh, she said you made her relive trauma? I dunno if you're, like, some dude's mom or something, I'm still gonna knock you out"
[10: Prism vs Bing]
Brush:
"KILL"
"Yeah I hear you guys"
"YES I CAN SEE THAT!"
Wonder:
"HEY SO, BIT OF A HEADS UP, FORGOT TO MENTION THIS"
J0rt:
"LET'S GO BING BABEY LOVE DA BING"
"FORGOT TO MENTION??"
Wonder:
"so like, remember the google stuff from green?"
Brush:
"that bing has advantage against white women 😌"
"Google stuff from green?"
Raven:
"Fun fact the Nelson you hold is actually a bald hedgehog who we love and cherish"
"Like Google was in it, but i dont know what you mean by "The Stuff""
Prince:
"IS BING FREE THIS WEEK"
Wonder:
"she redid some rounds when google lost"
Wonder:
"quad won 3-0"
Prince:
"IS BING FREE SOMETIME THIS WEEK I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO HIM"
"Oh son of a bitch"
Wonder:
"so she probably might do the same in a dream world if she's that petty"
"I dunno I dont carry- HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT?"
Prince:
"WHAT"
Wonder:
"NOT REALLY, WE'RE TEXT"
Prince:
"WHAT HAPPENED"
Bubbly:
"OH GOD??"
Brush:
"NO WE'RE ALL CROWDED AROUND AN OLD RADIO"
evening:
"what happened?"
"You guys can't see this one?"
Aubz:
We can't see anything!"
chirp:
"WE HAVE NO VISUAL ON THIS'UN"
"Okay I guess I'll update....kinda always wanted to try commentating...."
Brush:
"!letdanicommentate"
Epicsuperbat:
"Can you tell Peppermint I love her please"
Prince:
"BING ARE YOU OKAY"
"Okay so its last stock round 1! I lost it cuz Bing had the lead, but Prisms Charizard got a CRAZY spike"
"Oof"
Wonder:
"GODDAMNIT, NOT AGAIN"
Bubbly:
"OH NO"
Aubz:
"OH NO"
Epicsuperbat:
"Kill the white woman!"
"After a good 10 flare blitzes in a row, one managed to land. Prism just took round 1"
Brush:
"NOOOOOOOOO"
evening:
"oh noooo"
Wonder:
"SHIT SHIT SHIT"
Mako-Chan:
"WAIT DANI DOES BING HAVE COBALT'S SHIRT"
Epicsuperbat:
"It's your dream why not rig it"
Garf:
"thats it i'm getting the car battery"
"It was close though. If I know anything about Bing, he's not gonna let a single spike ruin his vibe"
Prince:
"LET'S GO BING"
Raven:
"Prism's powers seem to be limited by how 'relevant' a chara--uh, a fighter is. The more they show up, the less she can fuck with them"
"Hey wait, it.....is my dream....right? Is it?"
Aubz:
"I think?"
Brush:
"kinda shared i guess"
Wonder:
"yeah, rig that shit"
Epicsuperbat:
"Is it?"
Etharia:
"It's more of an inception thing"
"Well I just tried to drop a car battery on her head, so I guess I dont have as much control as I like?"
J0rt:
"like..... a collective dream? idk how that'd work"
Bubbly:
"damn."
J0rt:
"15"
Garf:
"GOOD"
"Okay round 2!"
Wonder:
"we appreciate the effort"
"They're at WarioWare"
Brush:
"we need to channel our powers into a car battery"
Mako-Chan:
"Funny elevator"
Brush:
"spirit car battery bomb"
"That was.....an event"
Mako-Chan:
"Unless Edgeworth is there"
Mako-Chan:
"Then it is a sad elevator"
Epicsuperbat:
"Gif of jade west from victorious getting hit in the head with a car battery"
Epicsuperbat:
"Do this to prism"
"So Bing was up 78 damage......got hit in just the wrong way...couldnt get back.....chromicided. Back to even."
Bubbly:
"NOOO"
Aubz:
"Oh no..."
Aubz:
"bing..."
Brush:
"bing................"
Epicsuperbat:
"Bing No!"
"I mean hey, at least he took a stock from prism with it."
Wonder:
"at least"
Brush:
"love those funny chromicides!"
junior:
"come on king,,,"
"Honestly....and this is between us.....I wish I could understand Bing's mind....it fascinates me, honestly."
Epicsuperbat:
"Same"
Wonder:
"same"
Raven:
"He is a himbo and we love him"
J0rt:
"Bing <3"
Brush:
"just between you and the massive cluster of interdimensional memers"
chirp:
"bing behaves. in a way <3"
Aubz:
"He has a mind?" /j
"And when I say 'between us', just remember that if you think about sharing that kinda secret, you know that this whole dimensional boundary won't keep ya safe ;)"
"Anyway, Bing just took round two!"
Bubbly:
"YESSS"
Wonder:
"is that a dani wink or a prism wink?"
Insider2000:
"LET'S GO"
Garf:
"LETS GOOOO"
Brush:
"YEAHHHHHHHH"
Aquelon:
"also you gotta smack prism. for the narrative, it only makes sense, we didn't even try that yet. i've been yelling in prism's general direction that it only makes sense, i don't think it will accomplish anything but you have to try it because that's narratively satisfying so it's ridiculous that she's not letting me get her smacked"
Epicsuperbat:
"Jack probably would also know FYI"
"It's me. Have you guys heard anything weird from Prism?"
Bubbly:
"but jack is polite"
Brush:
"prism made jack draw on his own face :("
Raven:
"She's sad we don't like her"
Wonder:
"i mean... she has been rewriting the real world a bit"
"Oh lol. I'll have to snap a pic"
Wonder:
"we tried messing with her through jack but she won't let us"
"Won't let you? What do you mean?"
"Like reality bs or is jack just real cordial"
Wonder:
"reality bs"
Brush:
"tried to draw on prism. drew on himself. sad"
Aubz:
"Any time we try she just... Smiles at us."
"Yeah shoulda guessed"
"Yeah she Really has that annoying ass smile, huh?"
Raven:
"If we try she rewrites the 'text' of what happens"
Aubz:
"It's so white. She's so white."
Epicsuperbat:
"She needs to have her ass kicked more"
Wonder:
"y'know how books have words in them that describe a character's actions? yeah, prism can apparently rewrite other people's 'actions'"
Aubz:
"She looks like the polite cat meme but worse."
"Uh oh....."
Aquelon:
"like i TRIED to say that we haven't even tried slapping her to wake her up and i think jack tried to but then she just said no heart emoji and then made him draw on his own face instead of hers and then sulked bc we don't like her"
J0rt:
"she apparently speaks in italics?"
Wonder:
"OH NO."
"Bing is down 3 stocks to 1"
"Wait.....2 stocks to 1...."
Wonder:
"OH NO."
Etharia:
"OH NO"
Epicsuperbat:
"OH NO"
evening:
"it's closer to white woman wednesday than man tiddy monday, prism may have a bigger power boost"
Bubbly:
"WAIT."
"Oooooooooooooooo that'll do it......"
Mako-Chan:
"BING NO"
Wonder:
"FUCK."
Bubbly:
"NOOOO"
Aubz:
"Uh oh."
"Sorry guys....."
Brush:
":("
Jort:
"NO :nelsob:"
Epicsuperbat:
"BING NO"
Aquelon:
"cmon please smack her"
Bubbly:
"THIS IS SO SAD"
Brush:
":nelsob:"
Raven:
":nelsob:"
Prince:
"GODDAMNIT"
Prince:
"NO. BING. NO."
Epicsuperbat:
"Why can't you just rewrite the dream? Give her a taste of her own medicine"
And we have a report from the field!
"Awwwww don't worry, Bing! Just because you don't have a place in the story doesn't mean you have to try to overachieve to compensate :)"
BING has been knocked into the loser's bracket by PRISM
J0rt:
"KILL"
Wonder:
"FUCK THIS BITCH, KILL HER NOW"
Prince:
"KILL"
Epicsuperbat:
"KILL KILL BITE MAIM KILL"
Prince:
"KILL THIS WOMAN"
Wonder:
"THE TIME FOR NICETIES IS OVER"
Prince:
"aTTACKCING HER"
Prince:
"HIT HER IN THE HEAD WITH A LARGE BOLDER"
Ghost:
"GET HER"
J0rt:
"KILLING BITING MAIMING"
Prince:
"HIT HER WITH A CA BATTERY"
Garf:
"ATTACKING PRISM"
"What the FUCK is she talking about???"
Prince:
"STEAL HER GODLY POWERS AND WRTIE HER OUT OF EXISTENCE."
Epicsuperbat:
"DANI KILL THE WHITE WOMAN"
Ghost:
"!THROWACARBATTERYATPRISM"
"No one gets to trash talk Bing like that except me!"
Bubbly:
"GET HER ASS"
Prince:
"STEAL HER GODPLY POWERS AND WRITE HER OUT OF EXISTENCE."
Wonder:
"GET HER ASS"
Aquelon:
"dani! KILL!"
Brush:
"prism knows NOTHING of storytelling"
Aubz:
"GET HER ASS"
Prince:
"KILL HER. KILL. MURDER. VIOLENCE"
rustle
Prince:
"RAGE. WRATH. ANGER"
rustle rustle
Prince:
"RUSSEL"
CLANK
the sound of Nelson rustling across Dani's jacket is heard before you hear Nelson land on the floor
you hear a faint voice
"Listen here, dipshit!!!!"
"Hey, Dani! Listen.....it's just friendly chatter, alright, no need to lash out."
"That's right Dani! If you want to really get your anger out, then maybe you should wait until you wake up. :)"
"Well hey, if none of this shit's real, then maybe I deserve to let you go this time. That way it'll only hurt you more next time :)"
you hear a voice suddenly get closer
"Well hey Dani, I'm glad you dropped the whole fighting thing. You can save it for the ring"
"By the way, you dropped thiiiiiiis whaaaaaat?"
Epicsuperbat:
"PRISM IM GONNA FIGHT YOU MYSELF"
Bubbly:
"SNARL"
Brush:
"DEATH"
J0rt:
"HEY HEY PUT US DOWN RIGHT NOW"
Raven:
"Prism godmods on rp servers confirmed, ban her"
Wonder:
"how do i make this nelson spit in her face"
Epicsuperbat:
"KILL KILL KILL"
Aubz:
"UNHAND US FOUL WENCH"
Garf:
"Wow imagine being as fucking absolutely CRINGE and INSECURE as Prism that you REWRITE REALITY just so your precious little story goes your way"
J0rt:
"I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS"
Mako-Chan:
"KILL BITE BITE MAIM KILL"
Prince:
"MAIM"
"No you don't have to, I just- what??? WHAT??? WHAT????"
Prince:
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU MYSELF."
Brush:
"PRISM WRITES BAD FANFICTION"
Prince:
"PRISM IS CRINGE AND FAIL."
Aquelon:
"hey girl your narrative convention already calls for you to get smacked bc we didn't try anything to wake you up, girrrrrl, and now your character writing is also bad, hey prism, girl, get smacked ive never asked for anythingever in mylife ever"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?????"
Prince:
"PRISM IS GOING INTO MY CRINGE COMP"
Insider2000:
"Peppermint has better fanfics!"
you hear nelson get dropped
"Dani, what the hell is that rock???"
"Oh god, Bing, you picked up Nelson?"
[chat gets incredibly apologetic to Bing]
I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT CLEAR IT WAS BING BUT YOU ALL ARE SO ANGY!!!!!!!
ITS OKAY ITS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS
NELSON SCENE END
Raven:
Also for clarification is this Nelson a hedgehog or a rock
"I felt I once had purpose...I once had dreams....however now I serve my master for her purposes rather than my own. It is not by my will, but a feeling of necessity. Of obligation in some way. That I must live this life"
"Yeah, I feel ya. I work in retail."
[12: The Prismatic Shadow vs Dan]
I think that's my favorite opening dialogue so far
yeah that's prismatic
Raven:
Damn, someone get this frog to Therapuppy
He won't accept it
I hc Prism's "mind control" (that's only really been used once) works far different than your standard mind control.
Most mind control you see is either wiping the mind completely or making servitude associated with a positive emotion so the person loves serving the controller.
Prism's is....worse
Prism's fills you with immense guilt of her disappointment if you go against what she wishes
Even if you hate her, the guilt is heart-wrenching
Anyway that's just me being violent :)
Not even so much like a "oh I made her feel bad"
I should clarify
"Guilt" isn't quite the right word because it's a more emotional response
Not following through gives you the feeling that you feel when you knew you said you were going to do something incredibly important. And you didnt
Her mind control isn't emptiness. It's not happiness. It's obligation.
weaponizes inner turmoil to make a villain hell yeah
And we have a report from the field
"Have you considered joining a union against your manager? It doesn't sound like a great work environment"
THE PRISMATIC SHADOW has been knocked into the loser's bracket by DAN
"Well, I know I'm out of practice here, but wow, that was one hell of a mouthful, but at least you didn't have any time travel. You can't imagine the baggage that can bring...now let's throw down."
"Weeeeeeellllllllllll actually.................."
[14: Folk vs Brunette Roxas]
Epicsuperbat:
KINGDOM HEARTS HAS TIME TRAVEL????
yes
It's part of the triskadecahedron
Brush:
the villain's tridecagon 😌
My bad it's TRIDeca, I confused the prefix with the fear of 13
We got a round 3!
also lol time travel
chirp:
I was just looking at the matches thatre up next after folk v. broxas and (22/23 spoilers) is it pre or post restoration sephiroth from sephiroth in bracket
yeah it's pre-restore
We have a report from the field
"Look, I'm just saying, I know that she used to rule time and all, but I know over down the street there's a spot. It sells some of the most amazing sea salt ice cream! If you want to spend some good time with her, I recommend getting one and.....why am I tearing up?"
FOLK has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BRUNETTE ROXAS
"Alright....if it seems like I'm beating you a little too hard, then let's just say I've got some unresolved feelings towards somebody you might know. And I'm going full power...because I actually CAN this time."
"Not to, uh, take the wind out of your sails here, but this wouldn't be the first time it's happened, so no hard feelings."
[15: Susan vs Danthony]
Dantoinette chuckles.
Wonder:
"hey dani"
Aubz:
"Hi Dani!!"
Greenshi:
"Welcome back"
Aquelon:
"HI DANI PLEASE KILL PRISM"
"Hey my bro's up, so I'm checkin in with you guys"
Epicsuperbat:
"Dani!"
Aquelon:
"SHE SUCKS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT PRISMATIC SHADOW"
Brush:
"👏 danthony momence"
Natalya:
"oh By the way you were going to fight prism then Prisim happened"
Aubz:
"We love danthony!!"
Epicsuperbat:
"Your brother is cool as hell"
"Prismatic Shadow? I know about him"
Brush:
"let's go danheads"
Greenshi:
"But how are You, dani?"
Wonder:
"oh yeah, that. you wanted to beat her ass but she rewrote reality so that you backed down"
"Yeah he's alright. I figure the DNA helps"
Aquelon:
"PRISMATIC SHADOW'S SITUATION FUUUUCKING SUCKS IS THE THING AND IT'S PRISM'S FAULT AND FOR THAT SHE NEEDS TO DIE. ALSO IF YOU THINK YOU CAN GET PRISMATIC UNPOSSESSED BY BEATING HIM UP THAT WOULD BE LIKE IDEAL"
"Wait she rewrote reality? You sure? I'm pretty sure I decided I was gonna hit her later....to make it hurt more, ya know?."
Wonder:
"that's the rewrite"
Brush:
"oh yeah there was italics and a smile and everything"
Aquelon:
"there was an ominous smiley face there when you first said that"
Greenshi:
"No no. Prism did that."
Raven:
"She changed it"
Aubz:
"Yeah that was her. Kinda fucked up."
"Ominous smiley face? Like, in the air?"
Aquelon:
"procrastination is a dangerous beast, and i bet prism knows that"
Wonder:
"no like in text"
Brush:
"in the text"
Epicsuperbat:
"Prism keeps screwing with you all and I hate her"
"No, I'm the one who decided that."
Raven:
"We're seeing all this in text"
"Text??"
Wonder:
"dani, no, that was her"
Brush:
"imagine a great cosmic group chat. that's us."
"How???"
Greenshi:
"We can see your words, dani. We can tell when their tampered"
Aquelon:
"discord jack do be accessing a discord tho"
"I'm saying the words out loud."
Epicsuperbat:
"Magic"
Aubz:
"Discord magic I thik."
Brush:
"and we're seeing them! simple :D"
Raven:
"Different dimensions, remember?"
Natalya:
"yeah just go with magic"
Epicsuperbat:
"Speak to text"
Aubz:
"We tried sending you images but it didn't work."
Wonder:
"okay, imagine you're writing a book. you're writing your actions and what you plan to do. prism's deal is that she can take charge and 'rewrite' the words that are your actions"
Greenshi:
"In order to communicate with us, your translated in to text."
"Okay, that's....weird."
Raven:
"Subtitles in real time"
Brush:
"it's the discord 😌"
"Either way, I don't......I dunno. That seems really weird because I know what I chose."
Wonder:
"YEAH AND IT'S HOW SHE FUCKS YOU UP"
Aubz:
"That's how she gets ya."
Aquelon:
"well then mark your fucking calendar"
Greenshi:
"She tries to make it sound like what you'd do. But it's all what she wants."
chirp:
"You were going to beat her ass right then and there. And then, she edited reality to make you decide not to, so she could get away with it."
Wonder:
"you think you made your choice willingly but it's all like...scripted and shit!"
"God, this reality bullshit is so stupid"
Epicsuperbat:
"Can you choose to tell peppermint I love her?"
Raven:
"She influenced your choice by manipulating you"
Aquelon:
"march 23, 2022: hit prism with a car battery"
"Why Peppermint?"
Brush:
"bad taste 😔"
"That's fair"
Aquelon:
"peppermint is one of the Most ever and a lot of discord people like that"
Epicsuperbat:
"I have weird taste in women"
Raven:
"That person is a big Peppermint fan"
Wonder:
"oh yeah, btw dani, have you heard of p+ theory?"
"I'll have to pick up on this later, this is......a lot....."
Aquelon:
"if we're swapping theories then i'm gonna bring up frog theory"
Wonder:
"fair"
"Thanks for fillin me in or whatever"
Bubbly:
"fair, honestly"
Brush:
"wait dani i need to tell you about grunk pit--"
Aubz:
“If we’re talking theories… there’s this guy named Elijah Wood,”
END NELSON EVENT
We have a report from the field!
"That....didn't make me feel MUCH better...but there was at least some catharsis? Either way, sorry if I hit too hard"
SUSAN has been knocked into the loser's bracket by DANTHONY
"When the hell are you gonna visit us with all your friends?"
"As soon as Disney make a movie about Italians? So I guess when we get our magical Luca world?"
[17: Sauceboss vs Blonde Sora]
greenshi:
[referring to the upcoming Cupid vs Susan fight in losers] "Hey, you and this evil doctor lady i know have a lot in common.....you even kinda look like her! Want me to set you two up? Shes a bit, uh, far away right now, but long distance relationships aren't so bad!"
I can guarantee the reactions would be
"NO ABSOLUTELY NOT"
"I'm listening...."
Brush:
cupid:
The answer for Order is yes, Susan is no
Larry is yes on the condition that J0hn may join
Natalya:
DIVERSITY WIN. DOCOR ORDER IS BI
Of course, she's a CPUK character /lh
blasp @ Order
order
Brush:
woah she's bisexual! this is entirely predictable because she's a ryan chongoshow character
listen............
REPORT FROM THE FIELD
"Like, c'mon, use your head! Would my summon be a god damn VESPA?"
SAUCEBOSS has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BLONDE SORA
"What is this beverage....it looks like sunlight that flows through my veins......."
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah sure! If you ever want some of your fresh hambone juice or whatever, meet up with me after"
[23: Jonathan Joestar vs Lemon-Aid]
Mako-Chan:
"🍋"
Prince:
"lemon "
Wonder:
"good match, dani"
Brush:
"🍋"
Epicsuperbat:
"Lemon"
Greenshi:
"Lem of aid"
"Okay so that was a nice fight. Now what the HELL were you guys talking about with Peppermint being a goddess of time???"
Epicsuperbat:
"Thirsty"
Brush:
"have some nice refreshing lemn of aid"
evening:
"and tragedy"
Brush:
"glug glug"
Mako-Chan:
"After Char became human, Prism needed a new goddess of time"
Wonder:
"so yeah, chartreuse gave up her powers and for some reason, prism let peppermint tak eher place"
Epicsuperbat:
"Peppermint got a promotion, love that for her, so proud "
Mako-Chan:
"She settled on Peppermint, for whatever reason"
Brush:
"refreshing peppermint beverages"
Janet:
"peppermint has been in multiple fanfics detailing this, i recommend reading them"
Wonder:
"i have no idea why, but i guess prism thinks she can easily manipulate pep"
"...are you SURE you guys aren't fuckin with me?"
Brush:
"i'll bet peppermint bribed her by offering her services in character analysis"
Wonder:
"dani. we would never lie about pep."
Mako-Chan:
"why would we do that to you?"
Epicsuperbat:
"As a lover of peppermint I would never lie about her"
Brush:
"peppermint is six times taller than god"
Mako-Chan:
"It's not like we wanted it either"
Janet:
"yeah we don't know much about it though, just that prism gave her time powers"
Moon:
"we wouldnt fuck with you"
Wonder:
"at first i thought prism's bullshit in green was peppermint's doing since prism can't lie"
Janet:
"and that peppermint is peppermint is peppermint"
mums:
"Just another god on the To-Kill list, right?"
"Heh.....yeah, guess so"
Epicsuperbat:
"Don't kill the love of my life!"
a mouse:
does dani know about the tragedy thing
Char might have told her about it
im not confirming or denying
Brush:
"well i'm pretty sure she isn't a goddess within the dream"
Brush:
".....unless she is, since we told you about it"
Wonder:
"so yeah, i dunno if pep might try to beat your ass if she sees you since she's a masochist..."
Mako-Chan:
"you didn't know, so I assume your dream!Pep is normal"
Mako-Chan:
"well, as normal as Peppermint can be"
Janet:
"or some interdimensional time nonsense is happening"
Ghost:
"normal isn't Peppermint"
Epicsuperbat:
“If you end up against pep please don’t hurt her too much”
"So maybe she isn't real? I'm just trying to figure it out before anything happens.....I mean we've determined that Prism's real in here....that is if you guys are tellin' me the truth about Prism messing with things"
Janet:
"maybe this is the past"
Mako-Chan:
"Why would we lie about White Women?"
mums:
"It might help if the 'Crimson' is real in here, that would tell us its All gods, and not just Prism"
Brush:
"yeah i'd be surprised if pep is real here"
Ghost:
"very"
Wonder:
"i wouldn't. prism's been up to some fuckshit, so she might've taught pep about dream shit"
Wonder:
"maybe"
J0rt:
"'real' meaning, they're also experiencing this dream and aren't just part of the dream?"
Janet:
"maybe you could ask peppermint? she should know"
Mako-Chan:
"Chuck a car battery at Pep"
"Oh yeah. Crimson. I feel like he might not be real, y'know, since he has a corporeal form and all."
Brush:
"!givepepacarbatterytothehead"
Epicsuperbat:
“What if this is everyone’s dreams and not just yours?”
Wonder:
"...yeah, maybe try talking to her and see what happens."
Janet:
"so does bling bling boy"
Janet:
"i see your point"
Aubz:
"Yeah. Crimson is uhhhh."
Raven:
"Peppermint being a masochist makes her a perfect 'partner' for Prism's fuckshit, bc she's happy to be used"
Wonder:
"please rephrase"
Epicsuperbat:
“!givepepabigkisstothehead”
mums:
"I feel like it Could be Crimson though since... Nagito is here."
J0rt:
"Dani, do you know what Crimson's up to right now, actually? In real life, I mean?"
Mako-Chan:
"Apperantly whoever wins the tourney experiences this dream too, so..."
Brush:
"maybe everyone's real. just in varying states of lucidity. that's scary."
"I assume being dead, but if I know that bastard, he's probably found someone to hide in. Considering the concerns I've heard from Iggy, I'm gonna GUESS it's Larry"
Brush:
"correct!"
Mako-Chan:
"yep"
J0rt:
"yep!"
Wonder:
"congrats"
Ghost:
"you win!"
Mako-Chan:
"we call him Limbo"
mums:
"Ding ding ding!"
Raven:
"Got it in one, kudos"
Brush:
"🎉"
Janet:
"i once called him clarry"
Janet:
"good times"
mums:
"Clarence..."
"Of course I'm correct. So I guess does that make Larry fake too, or.......?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah, hopefully he let him spend Valentine’s Day with J0hn”
J0rt:
"No idea!"
Brush:
"who even knows!"
mums:
"For now, assume everyone but You and prism arent real"
Janet:
"we're as confused as you"
mums:
"And go from there"
Ghost:
"i dunno"
Mako-Chan:
"If not we simply kill Crim For Real This Time"
Raven:
"And Quad! Quad should be real"
ROUND 3!!!!!!!
Janet:
"but also there's more of us, we contain multitudes of bewildermint"
Brush:
"round 3 BABEY"
Raven:
"Actually wait does he even dream"
Mako-Chan:
"Oh yeah, pass us to Quad!"
"Oh yeah! I haven't seen him around, so I dunno where he's at..."
Janet:
!givequadanelson
Epicsuperbat:
“Maybe he’s beating up prism again”
Raven:
"He might need to be 'woken up' to lucidity like we did with you"
Mako-Chan:
"Quad is the last fight in this part of the bracket"
mums:
"Dani, how about getting a nice glass of Dream lemonade after this match?"
Brush:
"quad is so far away...."
Mako-Chan:
"Might be a while until we see him"
"Either way, it's a long tournament. We got time to find him, right?"
Brush:
"quench your thirst with Lemon Aid Lemonaid!"
Janet:
"i wonder what would happen if quad shot lasers at prism"
Wonder:
"onwards"
Janet:
"would they refract"
mums:
"sip sip sip sip"
mums:
"pour some lemonade on nelson"
Ghost:
"anyone want some snacks"
Janet:
"we're thirsty in here"
"Is...that how this works?"
Janet:
"hopefully"
mums:
"wont know until we try"
Mako-Chan:
"Wait Bing talked to us. Is Bing real?"
Wonder:
"...oh, shit, that's a good point"
Brush:
"sipsipsipsipsipsip"
mums:
"oh did you hear cupid say sepiroth had a crush on his mom"
Prince:
"sipsipsipsipsip"
Epicsuperbat:
“I wish Bing was real”
J0rt:
"Ooh, if that means Bing is real, you could try letting us talk to other people!"
Brush:
"bing real bing real"
Janet:
"maybe we can make bing real with the power of friendship"
Janet:
"bing real bing real"
"Well I'm not wastin any lemonade on y'all. And yeah, that's a good point. I didn't really think about that....maybe he is. Maybe he isn't. I mean, really he's just....Bing, you know?"
J0rt:
"He sure is Bing"
Mako-Chan:
"The real Bing was the friends we made along the way"
Brush:
"bing is bing is bing. this is a fact of life"
"We can talk more later, looks like the round's over!"
Janet:
"if he's not, you've got a fun story to tell the real bing!"
Epicsuperbat:
“He is Bing”
Bubbly:
"He's"
Bubbly:
"Bing"
End Nelson Event
We have a report from the field!
"Pssh! You call THAT a Sunlight Yellow Overdrive? Make way for some REAL freshness!"
JONATHAN JOESTAR has been knocked into the loser's bracket by LEMON-AID
"Listen, I appreciate young men taking responsibility as much as the next guy, but are you sure you're old enough to be running the whole restaurant?"
"It's the way my family's done things for generations!"
[24: Dadandorf vs IHOB]
I've been really tempted to have a plotpoint be "Prism convinces Dani that Nelson is lying to her", but honestly? That would just be upsetting I think lol
We're doin Funny Story Times but I dont wanna go full trauma on this Filler Arc
And the results are in
"I'm telling ya, you shouldn't be working ten hours a day! You got the spirit of youth in ya! Go hang out with my kid! You can even do some teenage rebellion, I'll turn a blind eye!"
IHOB has been knocked into the loser's bracket by DADANDORF
"Y'know, she's a real monster, but I'm shocked at how effectively she could copy an entire human genome and translate it to machine code. Quite the leap from me where it was trying to hack it all together."
"Yeah, well, I'd imagine that she did enough to try to make me the Ultimate Fighter that all I share with Bing is DNA."
[25: Google vs Hackerman J0hn]
"I think I found Crimson"
Brush:
"oh dear"
Bubbly:
"uh oh"
J0rt:
"oh yeah???"
Janet:
"nice!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Tell him I said hi”
Raven:
"I'm sensing a but"
Insider2000:
"Peppermint probably found him too."
Mako-Chan:
"Oh dear"
Bubbly:
"whats he up to?"
"Well I say I think because Peppermint has been staring at this closet door for a few minutes."
Brush:
"🔴"
Brush:
"skhgkj"
"Not sure if she's blinked"
Janet:
"how goopy is he on a scale of 1 to very?"
Mako-Chan:
"Oh Dear!"
Brendle:
"Oh dear"
Insider2000:
"Yeah, you found him."
Raven:
"You might need to rescue him"
Epicsuperbat:
“Tell her I said hi! And that I love her!”
J0rt:
"fight her fight her fight her"
Brush:
"be his knight in.... red jacket."
Insider2000:
"Leave him in there a bit longer."
Janet:
"she does that to non-crimsons too"
Etharia:
"No yeah that's definitely crimson. ask peppermint for her ao3 I need to know it"
Mako-Chan:
"Crimson comes out of the closet"
Janet:
"and talks about their pee"
Janet:
"turned out it was crimson but she didn't know that"
Etharia:
"peppermint voice damn boy you frying chicken in there"
Ghost:
"tell Pep I say hi!"
"I cant tell your voices apart, but I really hope the person telling me about the pee stuff isn't the same one who's crushing on her"
"Well well, if it isn't the lady behind my favorite dinner spot! You will NOT believe the day I've had...."
"Absolutely, I'll get a marg ready for ya! And go for it. Figures having someone listen to you about your concerns is a nice change of pace for ya!"
[26: Therapuppy vs Chilis]
Raven:
Also fun fact Isabelle Animal Crossing canonically drinks alcohol
Raven:
Her favorite is whiskey iirc
Actually it's Party Juice
ROUND 3!!!!
so
I was doin a quick video chat with Red
And something happened with the video capture
Oh shit wait
WRONG PIC ON CLIPBOARd
THATS BEN AFFLECKS BACK TATTOO
Anyway I cant screencap it but
Report from the field
Brush:
skdhgksdfghk
Bubbly:
JKDFKGDF???
Insider2000:
LMFAO
chirp:
GJDKGSJGSJGDKGDKHDKHDKGD
Daylights:
RYAN???
Brush:
this man showed up
J0rt:
?????
Brush:
a real-ass human man
Raven:
Why do you...
Long story about a guy I flirted with
Etharia:
RYAN DID YOU FLIRT WITH BEN AFFLECK
Nah I'll elaborate in a sec
"Ah....you always got the best drinks, Chilis! Thanks for the good dinner!"
CHILIS has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THERAPUPPY
Anyway so tl;dr on the story. I flirted with a guy who, when I asked for his social media, he was like "yeah heres my IG also you know Ben Affleck's back tattoo?" then showed us the pic you guys saw
Then the dude says "wanna see MY Back Tattoo"
And he reveals his tattoo is
Ben Affleck....in that exact pose.....with the back tattoo.........
"Dear God, everyone round here's just got ALL kindsa weird stuff goin on with em. But at least you're just a kid who likes video games....so that's normal enough for me"
"What? You think I'm gonna be some kinda pushover? That kinda disrespect is makin' me salty.....you won't like me when I'm salty"
"Fucking really???"
[31: NaClMore vs Barry]
(He's not going ultimate.....yet.....)
Doc Stomp!
Round 3!!
last stock
And a result from the field
"Jesus, kid, what the hell is with these damn vines? Holy hell, we have GOT to get outta here...."
NACLMORE has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BARRY
In case you cant tell from here
Barry's take is "Susie, this place is SO FUCKED we gotta get OUTTA here!"
Granted when he gets back, he will absolutely tell the Future Army about the CPUKverse
"I mean. its not like the dead havent been risen around here before"
"Also someone asked, but yeah I got away from Peppermint. I think she's onto us, but no way of knowing for sure. Either way, whether she's real or not, I gotta be careful with you guys"
chirp:
"still weird but not unheard of"
Wybie:
“oh god???”
J0rt:
"fear!!!"
mums:
"Please dont let us fall into her hands..."
Epicsuperbat:
“Aww, I miss her already”
Janet:
"find a rock to give to peppermint as bait"
Brush:
"we need to deal psychic damage onto pep"
"That's true, we have quite a bit of undead fighters, huh..... like isn't My Grunk a zombie?"
Wonder:
"i'll keep asking if she's sneezed in her life"
mums:
"The Grunk himself is technically a Zombie Too"
Janet:
"also if quad's real, we can make him realise this is a dream"
Bubbly:
"dont get us started"
Raven:
"Oh god don't get them started on My Grunk" /lh
Mako-Chan:
"Dani you have unleashed the flood gates"
Natalya:
"well there is a theory..."
Brush:
"MY GRUNK"
Brush:
"....OUR GRUNK"
"Oooooooooo yeah Quad just DUNKED Bling."
Janet:
"my grunk pit larry"
Epicsuperbat:
“Has peppermint ever sneezed”
Bubbly:
"YESSS"
Wonder:
"HELL YEAH"
Mako-Chan:
"Our Grunk 😌"
Brush:
"i miss my grunk :("
"Why wouldn't she have sneezed?"
Janet:
"dr order's creations don't sneeze"
Brush:
"oh bc dr order made her"
Mako-Chan:
"Also a can of worms"
Epicsuperbat:
“Order”
Brush:
"this is definitely a true fact"
"Okay first off"
Mako-Chan:
"might be Order, this is still a theory"
Brush:
"we've got conspiracy boards to prove it"
Janet:
"the theory is she's a creation of dr order and some of us have been obsessing over this for months"
"Order made her creations so they don't sneeze? Lol what a freak"
Raven:
"Oh boy"
Greenshi:
"You wouldnt happen to have any pepper, would you? Perhaps a comically large feather?"
Brush:
"ikr??"
mums:
"Well if everyone gets to do it, I get to too. Hey do you know if Cobalts got any kids?"
Brush:
"is she allergic to feathers? get her to fight an angel."
Raven:
"GOD--"
"And what makes you guys think Peppermint was made by Order?"
Janet:
"it'd be funny"
Bubbly:
"it would be funny"
Brush:
"it would be SO funny"
Wybie:
“it WOULD be funny you guys are so right”
Epicsuperbat:
“Funny”
Greenshi:
"Imagine"
Wonder:
"well. she hasn't sneezed yet, i think she has white highlights in her hair, she's green, she sucks at fighting"
Aubz:
“That’s not even the best theory. Yknow The Guy? What if I told you he was J0hn’s long lost twin brother-“
Wonder:
"like most of order's clones"
chirp:
"listen im gonna be real with ya its like a rite of passage in here to get overly attached to an absurd theory"
Brush:
"she sucks so bad imagine making a clone of the best fighter and she Sucks"
Epicsuperbat:
“Especially with her goddess status”
"Cobalt having kids? Sure hope he doesn't, otherwise distributing our match would qualify as a form of emotional child abuse."
Janet:
"dr order's forgotten creation being a crimson fangirl who goes 0-2 twice and becomes goddess of time"
Janet:
"hilarious"
mums:
"Good Lird"
Raven:
"You've gotta remember, in our dimension y'all are fictional characters we coo and laugh over so of course there's gonna be silly theories. Also LMAOOOO sick burn"
Epicsuperbat:
“Also how many Sephiroths are there?”
"Oh, so you're like a tightly packed little nelson full of peppermints?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Has VCT ever talked about a Sephiroth?”
"But....hopefully less deranged?"
Aubz:
“…When you put it like that,”
Janet:
"did you know therapuppy isn't just a therapist"
Brush:
"barely less deranged"
Wonder:
"okay, first of all, we respect boundaries"
Janet:
"she's also a puppy"
Raven:
"I mean none of us are neurotypical but yes"
mums:
"I do not want to be peppermint"
Aubz:
“We have different, non-crimson blorbos.”
And we have a report from the field!!!!!
Wonder:
"most of the time"
Bubbly:
"cmon quad"
Wybie:
“CMON QUAD”
Brush:
"y'know i think prism killed my grunk the first time"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOO QUAD”
Mako-Chan:
"Remember to visit Quad and pass him the Nelson!"
"TAKE IT FROM ME! BEING HOPELESSLY OBSESSED WITH A SCIENTIST NAMED SUSAN ARE WHAT CAN CHARITABLY BE CALLED A 'RED FLAG'!"
BLING BLING BOY has been knocked into the loser's bracket by CAPTAIN QUADRATIC
"Alright I can try to intercept him"
Mako-Chan:
"YEAAAHHHH QUAD"
Moon:
FUCK YEAH QUAD
Epicsuperbat:
“WOO QUAD”
Moon:
"proud of you buddy"
Brush:
"LOVE THIS MAN. THE QUAD"
Bubbly:
"IM SO PROUD OF YOU QUAD"
Epicsuperbat:
“LOVE THE QUAD”
Moon:
"LETS GO QUAD"
Wybie:
“LETS GO QUAD BABY LOVE DA QUAD”
AND WITH THAT OUR OPENING WINNERS ROUND IS COMPLETE! COMING UP NEXT: THE FIRST ROUND OF LOSERS!!!!
Janet:
"if quad has a ringtone he could put words in it and say 'it says it in his ring ring'"
"Hey, Quad! Nice fightin out there! Hey catch!"
Wybie:
“!givequadakiss”
END NELSON EVENT
Epicsuperbat:
“HI QUAD”
Aubz:
“HI QUAD”
Bubbly:
"GREAT JOB QUAD"
Wybie:
“HI QUAD”
Aquelon:
"HIIIII"
Brush:
"QUAD"
Mako-Chan:
"HI QUAD"
Aubz:
“HI QUAD@
mums:
"Hello friend!"
Wonder:
"hi quad"
"EXCELLENT THROW!!!!!!"
Prince:
"HI QUAD"
Janet:
"hi quad!"
Natalya:
"Hi quad!"
Brush:
"!givequadakiss"
"WHAT"
Bubbly:
"GREAT JOB QUAD"
"WHAT"
Prince:
"QUAD MY FRIEND QUADRATIC"
Epicsuperbat:
“HI”
evening:
"HI QUAD"
Greenshi:
"QUAD!!!"
Aubz:
“HI! YOU’RE COOL”
mums:
"We are friends of Dani!"
Janet:
"this is a dream"
Wybie:
“!givequadakiss”
Mako-Chan:
"Yo Quad are you real"
Aubz:
“ALSO YOU’RE DREAMING”
Janet:
"prism shenanigans"
Wonder:
"hi, long story short: we're helping you fight prism in a dream"
Epicsuperbat:
“LOVE YOU QUAD”
Brush:
"good fight quad!!!!!"
Greenshi:
"YOURE REAL RIGHT BUD?"
Aquelon:
"SORRY, you just received a nelson of Discord Jack's Discord Friends"
Garf:
"OH SHIT OH FUCK RANDOM QUAD EVENT"
"OKAY! I HAVE PROCESSED A MAJORITY OF YOUR MESSAGES!!!!!"
Aquelon:
"also prism sux"
Epicsuperbat:
“Kill Prism”
mums:
"We've been sealed in this Ceramic Hedgehog to assist you!"
Aquelon:
"and prismatic shadow has Problems"
"YES! I DID NOT RECALL BUT NOW I DO RECALL! A DREAM!!!! THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Raven:
"Hi Captain! Lucid dreaming time!"
Janet:
"oh and peppermint is a hazard, she suspects the nelson"
"I HAVE PINCHED MYSELF!!!!!"
Brush:
"REAL!"
Aubz:
“Do you dream of electric sheep normally?”
Wonder:
"oh fuck, this is your first time dreaming"
Janet:
"this rock is the nelson"
Mako-Chan:
"Congratulations, you're dreaming!"
"I DO NOT DREAM NORMALLY! I ALSO DO NOT SLEEP!!"
Moon:
"quad youre really cool and funny. i hope you have a good dream."
Wybie:
“OH NO…”
Brush:
"SLEEP MORE"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is peppermint around? Can you tell her I love her”
Mako-Chan:
"We are so sorry for the invasion of White Women in your first dream"
Aubz:
“Well welcome to sleep! And dreaming!”
Janet:
"happy for you quad! maybe you can dream more after this"
"PEPPERMINT IS NOWHERE IN THE VICINITY TO MY KNOWLEDGE!!!!!"
Aquelon:
"can you hit prism with a car battery"
Wonder:
"quad is the car battery"
Wybie:
“Please hit prism with a car battery”
Epicsuperbat:
“Aww that sucks”
mums:
"Please keep us safe! Dont let anyone steal us!"
Janet:
"can you shoot prism with lasers"
Brush:
"can you turn into a car battery and throw yourself at prism"
Wybie:
“Can you kill prism with the funny knee attack”
Greenshi:
"Quad? Kill."
Aquelon:
"we still didn't get to try smacking her awake"
Mako-Chan:
"Give Prism the ol Quadratic Formula"
"THANK YOU FOR CATCHING ME UP TO SPEED!!!!! I WILL RETURN YOU TO DANTOINETTE AT BREAKNECK SPEEDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"wait, wh-"
END NELSON EVENT
Moon:
"quad PUNCH prism"
Bubbly:
"AH
Aquelon:
"even tho it probably wouldn't work you gotta try th--"
Brush:
"THROWING US"
SMACK
GAH!
Wybie:
“AAA”
Aquelon:
"HI!"
Prince:
"a"
Epicsuperbat:
“WEEEEE”
Moon:
"AAAA"
Mako-Chan:
"DANI ARE YOU OK"
Janet:
"wheee hi dani!!"
Greenshi:
"WE HAVE ATTACKED SOMEONE"
Wonder:
"nice catch"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi”
Brush:
"WE ARE BEING TOSSED AND TURNED ABOUT LIKE A CERAMIC HEDGEHOG"
Aquelon:
"hi!"
J0rt:
"Quad's real!"
mums:
"Hi Dani! Thank you for not dropping us!"
Mako-Chan:
"DANI ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
J0rt:
"I think!"
Greenshi:
"Sorry bout that"
Moon:
"we have learned to maim"
"Bit of a warning next time Quad!"
Wybie:
“PLEASE BE MORE CAREFUL I THINK CERAMIC HEDGEHOGS SEEM FRAGILE”
Brush:
"we are playing ball"
Janet:
"quad's real and also we're proud of him!"
Aubz:
“Hi Dani!! Thanks for catching us I think”
chirp:
"Hi again bestie quads real and lucid dreaming now!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Good catch”
Brush:
"quad real quad real"
"APOLOGIES! THIS NEW FRONTIER HAS RAISED MY AA [ARTIFICAL ADRENALINE]"
Raven:
"Okay, group strategy meeting time"
Brush:
"AA"
Brush:
"AA (short scream)"
Wybie:
“wow! i didn’t know quad played ace attorney”
"Well that was...something...seems like you told him what he needed to know"
"Oh yeah??? Well my dad could TOTALLY beat up your big brother!! Have you seen how many games he's won??"
"Oh yeah??? Well at least my big brother LIVES when HE fights people!!!!!"
[34: Juniper Uppercut vs Grunk "The Spirit" Jr.]
[chat remarks that juni should be 9 by now, and when she's 10 she can begin her pokemon adventure]
Brush:
next year juniper gains an alternate pokemon trainer form
The stupidest twist imagineable
Al voice: "Hey guys! I made it up here for the big fight against Prism and I........Juni? Is that.....you?"
I shouldn't encourage this......
We have a result from the field!!!!
"Hey, I got told I should say sorry for the thing I said. And I am!!!!! He also said that I should apologize for beating you up so hard. And I am!!! But he kinda laughed so I think that was a joke!"
GRUNK "THE SPIRIT" JR has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by XXWOOPERLOVER100XX and JUNIPER UPPERCUT
"Uh....I'm sorry kid....the CPUK channels can't be used as a recruitment platform for....uh....terrorists.....You're kinda lucky we let you use it once."
"We're not terrorists!!! We just really really really really really really like the ocean!!!"
[35: Seachu vs Squid Jenny]
Brush:
"DANI"
Janet:
"juniprism"
Bubbly:
"dani!!!!"
Greenshi:
"Nelson"
Wybie:
“OH NO WHERE ARE WE”
Wonder:
"HEY DANI, SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN"
Janet:
"duck duck al"
Wybie:
“THERE”
Wybie:
“hey dani have you heard of dogblasting-“
Brush:
"DANI GOOGLE'S DOG IS GONNA KNOCK ALABASTER OFF A CLIFF YOU NEED TO WARN TH"
J0rt:
"Dani!!! before I forget, can you say hi to Larry for us when you fight him?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi”
Janet:
"is breakfast prismed"
"I gotta say I can never expect to be bored when I open this up"
Aubz:
“Hi Dani!”
Wonder:
"PRISM IS DOING HER BULLSHIT AGAIN"
Brush:
"we have been adding to the conspiracy boards"
Aubz:
“Oh yeah what Jort Nelson said say hi to Larry :)”
"What do you mean Prism's doing bullshit again?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is peppermint around?”
Wonder:
"okay so like. she's started 'commenting' in the round intros"
Wonder:
"she's interrupting them, but only we can see it"
Janet:
"prism is going to gayify duck duck to kill al to make juni become prism in a time loop and this is only 99.9 recurring percent made up"
Bubbly:
"shes making fun of the commentor now :("
Brush:
"mean to ryan wednesday"
"Which one? Ryan? Jay? Katy? Ah okay Ryan"
Wybie:
“Wait, the commentators are real?”
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah surprisingly Prism is the only God who hasn’t messed with Jay”
Janet:
"yeah the grunk invaded the commentary booth before"
Insider2000:
"I question if Ryan is real every day."
Brush:
"ryan real 😌"
"....yeah? Why wouldn't they be?"
Aubz:
“THEYRE REAL?!”
Janet:
"jay lives in new donk!"
Bubbly:
"jay died, remember"
Me, having the most normal night of my life
Wonder:
"i thought you guys knew this?"
Brush:
"as real as us, even!"
Wybie:
“no but like… real in There I mean”
Aubz:
“Huh.”
Natalya:
"Do not worry about it"
Janet:
"yeah! that's where they commentate!"
Brush:
"normal things to talk about"
"Yeah? They're real in here?"
Wybie:
“well that’s a relief tbh”
Janet:
"anyway keep prism away from dogs"
Epicsuperbat:
“Keep the Pubbys safe”
"Either way, I met up with someone else that I think might help. Gonna pass it off"
END NELSON EVENT
Brush:
"A"
Wonder:
"she might start being onto this whole thing so, be careful- wait wait wait"
Wybie:
“uh oh”
Aubz:
“Oh?”
Bubbly:
"WHOMST"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi”
Wybie:
“uhhhhhh”
"....Hello?"
Aubz:
“Hi! Who’s this”
Brush:
"hewwo!"
Natalya:
"Hi?"
Janet:
"hihihi"
J0rt:
"h-hewwo?"
Insider2000:
"Is this Dominos pizza?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is this peppermint?”
chirp:
"Hi new person!" Whos answering the nelson?"
Brush:
"o^o"
Wybie:
“please don’t be peppermint”
"This.....is Chartreuse? How many people are in this thing?"
Janet:
"can i have some pizza"
Aubz:
“Hi! We’re discord Jack’s brain friends!”
Wybie:
“OH”
Wonder:
"OH THANK GOD"
Bubbly:
"TREUSY"
Aubz:
“Char!!”
Brush:
"TREUSE"
Wybie:
“HIIII”
ROUND THREE!
chirp:
"Oh!! Hi truesy!!"
Wybie:
“HEYYY HIIII”
Brush:
"OMG HIHIHIIIIIIIIII"
Epicsuperbat:
“Oh Hi”
Wonder:
"hi, so a lot of people are in the nelson"
J0rt:
"TREUSY"
"Ha! Ha! Okay! Wow! A lot of enthusiasm!!!"
Natalya:
"Hey!!!"
Wonder:
"question: are you aware you're dreaming yet?"
Janet:
"hi chartreuse you're cool"
Epicsuperbat:
“Not my favourite goddess of time but whatever “
J0rt:
"We think you're very cool!!!!"
Brush:
"funny green :D"
Aubz:
“How many people are stored within this Nelson anyway”
Moon:
"wind"
Brush:
"lots and lots and lots"
Wybie:
“!givechartreuseakiss”
J0rt:
"about 29"
Wybie:
“metaphorically at least”
Janet:
"i count 30"
Brush:
"as many as several"
"Okay, so I'm hearing a lot"
Aubz:
“!letfolkgivechartreuseakiss”
Moon:
"!givechartreusesomecandy"
Epicsuperbat:
“Are you aware of Peppermint being a goddess?”
Wonder:
"you'll get used to it"
Brush:
"!givechartreuseacarbatterytodroponprism"
Janet:
"!givenelsonpizza"
"Dani told me that she couldn't really explain what was being talked about I thought she was simply being brash...."
Natalya:
"anyway prisim is doing weird reality things"
Epicsuperbat:
“Peppermint has your old job now”
Janet:
"opinions on nutella?"
Brush:
"do you like sour gummies"
"Doing strange things to reality DOES seem to be considered Prism's modus operandi, yes."
Natalya:
"oh we should tell you this is a dream?"
Janet:
!givechartreuseahat
Brush:
"!givechartreuseahat"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is prism around? You should slap her, for science!”
"A.....dream? Oh....I suppose she's doing this as well then."
Brush:
"chartreuse real??"
Moon:
"kill prism."
Janet:
"this is a dream tournament controlled by prism and dreamed by multiple people"
Insider2000:
"How is Folk?"
"Okay...so now that I have proper context, I should probably explain what is going on..."
Prince:
"Chartreuse..."
Prince:
"Real."
Janet:
"prism won't let discord jack slap her"
Epicsuperbat:
“Kill Prism and tell peppermint I love her”
Garf:
"This is a certified Chartreuse moment"
Janet:
"bing is nice"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is Folk ok?”
We have a report from the field!!!!
"...Oh God, let me check my phone........78 messages from Team Magma??? groan this wasn't an ENDORSEMENT!"
SEACHU has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by BREAKFAST and SQUID JENNY
Janet:
"how's your nephew doing"
Epicsuperbat:
“NO SEACHU”
Janet:
"15"
"Oh....I assume the results just came in....."
J0rt:
"Jenny won!"
Brush:
"seachu down...."
Brush:
"good for jenny tho!"
"Nevertheless, like I was saying, I should probably let you all know what is going on here..."
Epicsuperbat:
“Kill Prism”
Janet:
"we love jenny but also we love seachu!"
Brush:
"oh god is she gonna get interrupted again"
Janet:
"we are very ambivalent rn, in the 'mixed feelings' sense"
Epicsuperbat:
“Also tell peppermint I lover her and that she’s doing a good job as goddess of time”
"You won't like hearing this, but also, it might be alright? I sincerely hope my wording does not come across as confusing, but I am not real..."
Janet:
"epicsuperbat really likes peppermint as you can tell"
"Granted....you already knew that"
Brush:
"you sure aren't!"
Janet:
"we did indeed"
Wybie:
“nooo…. chartreuse not real :(“
Aubz:
“How not real are we talkin here?”
Brush:
"chartreuse fake 😔"
Epicsuperbat:
“I really love peppermint”
Janet:
"normal levels or dream levels?"
Wonder:
"yeah, 'not real' has like 3 different levels here"
Insider2000:
"Eh. Real is overrated."
"However, whether or not I am the same Chartreuse that you know.....that is both unclear to the point that I am uncertain, but overall irrelevant."
Janet:
"oh superposition of levels cool"
"I have no memory of going to sleep myself, but there is nothing stopping me from waking up in a cold sweat from this"
Aubz:
“So you ARE still chartreuse though, right?”
Epicsuperbat:
“Does anyone ever remember actually going to sleep”
"Prism knows of us in the same way that you all know of us. Sometimes in different points in time and in different states. And the reason that she has dominion over dreams is because of the sheer malleability of reality in this space"
Janet:
"a fake chartreuse is a charlatreuse"
Insider2000:
"That definitely explains why certain people are alive."
Aubz:
“Interesting…. That explains a lot about her abilities, and why she can’t do stuff to us.”
Epicsuperbat:
“We can still kill her tho right?”
Wonder:
"so, does this make dreams a kind of narrative or narratives a type of dream?"
"I AM Chartruese, yes. Whether I am simply a projection of what you and Prism know to be Chartreuse or if I am asleep in my bed assisting with this dream......I do not know. Regardless, all participants will forget this tournament ever happened soon after awakening. It's unfortunate. However, I'm sure those of you....familiar....with Prism's antics will understand why this is the case."
Aubz:
“Makes sense. We’ll remember though, if that’s any condolence.”
Epicsuperbat:
“Can we still kill her?”
Aubz:
“We remember a lot.”
Janet:
"so prism splits and filters realities and their interpretations like light through a glass prism, and the less more mixed up the 'light' is the more ways she can split it?"
Janet:
"if we remember, can we tell awake you via jack?"
"Can we kill her? Like I said, reality is quite....malleable here....so I suppose that it would be absolutely impossible regardless of the malleability of reality. Giving up on such an effort is the wisest decision, since the goal of this endeavor is simply to pass the time and entertain :)"
Brush:
"PRISM"
Wonder:
"alright, guess that's a no"
Brush:
"GET HER ASS"
Epicsuperbat:
“DIE PRISM! LEAVE HER ALONE!”
Greenshi:
"Shes doing it again"
Natalya:
"Prism moment. So no"
mums:
"Can you just chill prism. for a half a second."
"....hmm....mortality has made it far more difficult to even detect it."
Garf:
"Wow imagine being Prism (Prism is synonymous with the word cringe)"
mums:
"Like. go drink some mimosas. go on a yacht. just chill out girl."
Epicsuperbat:
“Ask peppermint maybe she can help kill prism”
Janet:
"everything after 'i suppose that' was prism"
Greenshi:
"That implies she does this to yall regularly. Trucy I'm sorry"
Epicsuperbat:
“I wanna kill her even more now”
mums:
"You know, we haven't seen cobalt in a dream yet. I wonder if he's been tired out from using his balance powers..."
"Ask Peppermint? Hmmmm.......I suppose that COULD work. After all, if she is a goddess now, then she should be able to better detect Prism's influence. Would you like me to deliver you to her? :)"
Janet:
"suit for sleeping in"
J0rt:
"DO NOT."
Wonder:
"don't"
Janet:
"all of that was prism"
mums:
"GIRL GO TO MIAMI FLORIDA AND LEAVE US ALONE"
Brush:
"NOPES"
Wonder:
"DANI HELP"
Greenshi:
"God,"
Moon:
"GO GET MAIMED BITE KILL MIAIM"
"How.....how much of that........."
Bubbly:
"DONT LET US GO"
Insider2000:
"I'm sure Peppermint will be fine around you."
J0rt:
"KEEP US AWAY FROM PEPPERMINT PLEASE"
Epicsuperbat:
“DELIVER ME TO PEPPERMINT PLEASE”
mums:
"Prism you seem like a Disney park mom who keeps her kids on leashes and makes them stand in line for photos of characters theyre scared of"
Janet:
"every word"
"Oh god....."
Greenshi:
"One womans thirst cannot ruin this whole mission. It Must not"
J0rt:
"Chartreuse I'm so sorry :("
Wonder:
"you can hug the nelson if it makes you feel better"
"Well, I've told you my piece for now. Perhaps we can meet again in the near future."
Brush:
"👋"
Natalya:
"yeah"
"I hope that this is useful moving forward"
mums:
"We will miss you."
Garf:
"Ice cold take. Prism is so fucking cringe"
Epicsuperbat:
“I WILL LET PRISM LIVE FOR A SINGLE KISS FROM PEPPERMINT”
"ooooOOOOOOOOoooooo, you're nice and ch-ch-chilly, aren't you? I can imagine you've got all KINDS of angst...."
"BEEP. [I would prefer to simply be left alone, if that's quite alright]"
[36: Subzero Amalgam vs Peppermint]
Brush:
........peppermint would fit in with us, wouldn't she.
Prince:
....
Prince:
yeah.
Aubz:
Hm.
Greenshi:
I cant believe this. I was peppermint all along.
Wonder:
unfortunately
Brush:
we've got enough people with Odd Character Fixations.
mums:
i mean she Is a parody of the Typical Fangirl
mums:
and we are Fans
Brush:
what's one more funny haha thirsting after crimson
mums:
i dont write crimson bathroom fanfic
Natalya:
yeah but she's... talking to them in person.
Brush:
Yeah that's the difference
Yeah it would be weird if you guys could directly talk to these guys huh
Brush:
it would be!
Wonder:
yeah, it would
Insider2000:
Absolutely.
Janet:
so weird!
Aubz:
Sure would
Greenshi:
Super strange
mums:
real strange
Wonder:
unrelated, but how's the nelson?
Aubz:
“Hi”
Bubbly:
"hiiiii dani"
Brush:
"HI!"
Greenshi:
"Oh hey"
mums:
"Greetings!"
Janet:
"hi we're weird"
Wonder:
"hey, so this is a lot more fucked up than we thought"
Aubz:
“Not sure who we’re talking to but hi :)”
Brush:
"we really are a bunch of peppermints huh"
"Oh hey sorry, just taking Nelson back from Chartreuse.....what was up with that conversation?"
mums:
"Hmmm complicated"
J0rt:
"Prism being awful"
Greenshi:
"Weve been reflecting. Were choosing to ignore what we've learned."
Wonder:
"prism messed with the ciblings' dreams for their whole lives"
Janet:
"chartreuse knew what was up but probably isn't real, prism has done this before"
Epicsuperbat:
“Have you told peppermint I love her yet”
Aquelon:
"yeah if i met peppermint i would mention LVE to her and then she'd be like Yeah I'm Cool With That Actually I'm into That and then i'd kill her on the spot"
"Holy shit."
Wonder:
"at least i think that's what's implied"
Janet:
"a lot before"
Wonder:
"she also got her dialogue rewritten by prism, so"
Prince:
"I haven't been paying attention but I know Prism sucks."
Janet:
"also i realised you might not know, this is the second dream tournament we're seeing you in"
"That.....explains a lot actually"
chirp:
"Discussing the nature of reality with an ex-goddess, yknow the vibes"
mums:
"No wonder they're so messed up."
Janet:
"when you woke up and saw that paper? you woke up from the last one"
Natalya:
"Prisim was controlling what chartreuse was saying a lot"
"The second? I mean it makes sense because the paper said something about going at it again, but....I don't remember anything about that"
Aubz:
“You won!”
Janet:
"prism had less obvious influence until the end of the last one"
Aubz:
“Although that’s probably not surprising at all in the slightest”
Brush:
"you lost. barely. i guess."
Greenshi:
"Either you or dadendorf won"
"Yeah I was asking if anything unsurprising happened"
Aubz:
“Uhh… there was this guy named Jerry?”
"Oh wait I lost? But the other voice just said......Prism had something to do with it I'm guessing?"
mums:
"Ah yes, Saturdays were made for Dads!"
Wonder:
"she did"
Greenshi:
"Ended before we saw"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah, can we kill her now?”
Janet:
"prism did actual rainbow text when she noticed the dream, it was intense and we're not sure exactly what she changed"
Brush:
"prism didn't let us see the result"
chirp:
"the results were. contested to say the least"
mums:
"Dadondorf is a formidable opponent either way"
Aquelon:
"it was a very close match"
"Kill her? I'd love to, but apparently every time I try she rewrites reality and shit"
Janet:
"give dadondorf a high five or something imo, he earned it"
ROUND THREE!!!
mums:
"It is likely you will face him once more during this tourney."
Bubbly:
PEP PUTTING UP A FIGHT
Epicsuperbat:
“Isn’t reality Crimsons domain? Maybe he can do it?”
Aquelon:
"dimensions and reality are different i think"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOO LETS GO PEPPERMINT”
Aquelon:
"overlap but different"
Aquelon:
"LET'S GO SUBZERO"
Brush:
"FREEZE HER ASS"
mums:
"Thats right! While peppermint is distracted, Dani! The closet with crimson in it!"
Prince:
"LET'S GO SUBZERO"
Janet:
"also prism totally took over what chartreuse was telling us, she didn't want us knowing anything, and it was very messed up"
Wonder:
"OH SHIT, YEAH"
mums:
"We can interrogate him! Get some info"
Prince:
"THE CRIMBO CLOSET"
"As far as I know Crimson's more about the different dimensions and universes. Reality is a whole other ballgame."
Wonder:
"GO TO THE CLOSET"
Greenshi:
"Subzero will achieve relevance through violence"
Janet:
"yeah go find crimson!!!"
Prince:
"get him out of the closet"
Janet:
"free him"
Epicsuperbat:
“Damn”
Wonder:
"prince, we already know he's gay /j"
Brush:
"he's gay (good for him)"
Prince:
"inclusivity win."
Greenshi:
"I want to speak directly into crimsons mind."
chirp:
"Crimson's still probably a good perspective to get on this. and hey, this is just a dream so it shouldnt be too much of a Problem to talk to him"
Janet:
"he may be better able to resist the prisming than chartreuse, since he's still a god"
mums:
"I want to punch him for Val but we should question him first."
"I asked Chartreuse and she said 'what you guys are seeing is reality. tekken vs cpuk is universes and dimensions'. No idea what the hell that means"
Epicsuperbat:
“Check if Crimsons ok”
Brush:
"oh yeah that makes sense"
Natalya:
"ah got it"
Janet:
"okay so it's medium vs narrative that makes sense"
Insider2000:
"So what we're saying is, we could go get Yoshimitsu's autograph at any time?" /j
chirp:
"figured as much"
mums:
"kazuya real?"
"I do like the idea of asking Crimson about this. Although I should probably go real damn fast since it looks like the sets almost over. They each have two stocks"
Aubz:
“Interesting…”
Raven:
"Ok that checks. Cobalt wad able to limit her before, but I doubt he can do anything unside the dream"
mums:
"SPRINT!"
"Be back soon!"
Greenshi:
"Run"
J0rt:
"godspeed"
END NELSON EVENT
Last stock!!!
MEGALOVANIA IS PLAYING AND ITS MAKING THIS WAY MORE INTENSE THAN IT NEEDS TO BE
BANG BANG BANG
Greenshi:
"Hello?"
Epicsuperbat:
“SANS”
Bubbly:
"UH"
mums:
"Get that crimson!!!"
Brush:
"GET HIM"
Wonder:
"CRIMSON, OPEN UP"
"HEY CRIMSON!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!"
mums:
"Get his ass!"
Bubbly:
"CRIMSON!!"
Aubz:
“CRIMBO!!”
Insider2000:
"CRIMSON, GIRL, YOU IN DANGER!"
Greenshi:
"Subzero is winning. Good fod him"
Raven:
"Ayo Limbo what's up"
Epicsuperbat:
“HEY CRUMB”
Janet:
"can you break the lock?"
mums:
"HEY CRIMSON REMEMBER ME I DREW YOU IN JOKER POSE FUCKER. ILL GET YOU"
"IS PEPPERMI-"
"YEAH SHES IN THE BATTLE! BUT I DONT KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER THATLL BE!"
And we have a report from the field!!
After a really close one!!!
Brush:
"OH GOD"
Bubbly:
"OH NO"
"COME ON!!!!!"
Greenshi:
"WE ARE SO MUCH WORSE, DON'T WORRY"
mums:
"GET IN THE CLOSET DANI"
Wonder:
"CRIMSON, OPEN THE FUCK UP"
Brush:
"REAL CLOSET HOURS"
Raven:
"IT'S NOW OR NEVER BUD"
Janet:
"the match is ended there's not much time!"
chirp:
"OH FUCK HERE SHE COMES YOU GOTTA GO"
"Hmmm......you're really cold, but so two-dimensional....hee hee, get it?"
Bubbly:
"NOOOOO"
Brush:
"UH OH GAMERS"
"ALRIGHT LETS GET THE HELL OUT WHERE DO WE GO??"
Prince:
"UH-OH"
mums:
"What if it's like cobalts Suit Closet. And is just endless."
Bubbly:
"YOU GOTTA HURRY"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOOOOOO”
Aubz:
“CRIMSON!!!!!”
"TO BE HONEST?? DIDNT PLAN THIS FAR!"
mums:
"VENTS"
Aquelon:
"BUS"
mums:
"LIKE AMONG US"
Bubbly:
"RUN"
Aubz:
“SUS”
Raven:
"UHHHH WHERE'S THE ONE PLACE SHE CAN'T GO"
Greenshi:
"PANIC PANIC PANIC"
Brush:
"WINDOW. JUMP"
Janet:
"wear a disguise!"
Aquelon:
"THE BUS IS IN THIS TOURNAMENT RIGHT?"
Epicsuperbat:
“THROW ME AT HER”
Bubbly:
"GO GO GO"
SUBZERO AMALGAM has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by ZAPMOUSE and PEPPERMINT
mums:
"CRIMSON YOURE MADE OF GOO. GET IN DANIS POCKET."
Aquelon:
"i guess we are very capable of distracting peppermint but i do wanna see the plot"
"Jimbo showed me the post on Twitter. Killer shirt. LOVE the fashion."
"I'll beat you with my tits out if I have to"
[37: Hamburger Helper vs Bing]
Brush:
TITS
Aubz:
EYYYYY
Bubbly:
TITS OUT BING
Prince:
GDGLKLK ???
Prince:
TITS OUT
Garf:
The Tits
Aubz:
MONDAY CAME EARLY
Wonder:
"WAIT DANI HOLD ON, WE NEED TO SEE BING'S TITS"
Brush:
and we can't even see 😔
greenshi:
TITS! OUT!
Epicsuperbat:
THE TITS THURSDAY
mums:
Dadondorf Loves the Cobalt shirt
Epicsuperbat:
“TITS”
greenshi:
Dadendorf Loves the tits
Natalya:
WONDER
Janet:
"dani the people want images, is there a camera in nelson"
his tits are not actually out
Greenshi:
"Hi"
"Okay, so what the HELL is this thing?"
Brush:
"HI"
Aubz:
“HI ARE YOU OKAY”
Epicsuperbat:
“DANI SHOW US THE TITS”
Prince:
"HI ARE YOU OKAY"
Aubz:
“CRIMSON!!”
Janet:
"hi who is this"
J0rt:
"whom???"
Greenshi:
"CRIMBO. Y O U"
Brush:
"CRIMB??"
mums:
"HEY MOTHERFUCKER."
Bubbly:
"CRIMBO."
"Gah! Oh, is this that freakin Discord thing?"
Brush:
"yeah! hi!"
Janet:
"this is a prism dream we're the discord of jack"
Bubbly:
"BASTARD"
mums:
"I WOULD HAVE SOME CHOICE WORDS FOR YOU BUT ITS NOT THE TIME."
Epicsuperbat:
“Is Funbox ok?”
Natalya:
"Yes"
Greenshi:
"Bastard /affectionate"
Janet:
"we're in nelson"
Wonder:
"hi, yes, you're a bastard, but you already knew that"
"Yeah of course Funbox is okay. The hell kinda question is that?"
mums:
"Listen, do you know we are in a dream?"
Wonder:
"how do we stop prism from rewriting shit?"
Brush:
"Good."
Raven:
"Hello from the 'all of you are fictional' dimension!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Good”
mums:
"Secondly, what do you know about beating Prism?"
Janet:
"prism totally took over chartreuse's dialogue earlier btw it was messed up"
Greenshi:
"Did you know gaming: you are dreaming and Prisms fucking with shit?"
"Oh, I'M a bastard???"
"Shhh! Keep it down!"
Wonder:
"yes."
Aubz:
“Yeah. But like /pos.”
mums:
"Oh btw, where are we?"
Janet:
"we'll tell you when prism messes with stuff, we can tell"
Brush:
"bastard (affectionate)"
chirp:
"hi crimson. We're in one of your fucked up babysitters trippy dream zones."
Wonder:
"crimson, it's literally your calling, we do not have time for this"
Aubz:
“That does NOT stand for piece of shit. Well. It could.”
Insider2000:
"Peppermint is probably on her way. Keep quiet. Unless you WANT her to find you."
Natalya:
"Not as much as prisim but you did try to destroy a universe"
Prince:
"Hi Crimson!"
J0rt:
"I'm still a little upset about the Larry situation"
"Vents. Dani suggested it last second. It's............very VERY cramped....but it's getting the job done"
Prince:
"I want to study you like a bug."
mums:
"Sus"
Brush:
"SUS"
Aquelon:
"you DO have some people you need to apologize to, i am hitting you with a morphogenetic field of please remember that, but that's beside the point"
Prince:
"Sus"
Aubz:
“Sus”
Bubbly:
"sus."
Aegis:
"sus"
Greenshi:
"Sus"
Brush:
"amogus sus"
Epicsuperbat:
“Sus”
evening:
"sus"
J0rt:
"sus"
"Yeah that was a mistake to say that"
Garf:
"Sus"
mums:
"Are you safe for now?"
Prince:
"I knew it. You needed to vent."
junior:
":Nelsus: "
mums:
"Okay back to the questions, are you" real"? "
Raven:
"Anyways you're in a dream Prism made rn"
Brush:
"dantoinette was the imposter"
"Yeah, we're safe, so what the hell is going on?"
Prince:
":Nelsus: "
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism”
Aquelon:
"prism's funky dream tournament"
chirp:
"Prism dream."
Janet:
"this is a prism dream"
Aquelon:
"number two"
Janet:
"dani and quad are real"
Wonder:
"prism nonsense, peppermint's the new goddess of time but that version of her isn't in this dream yet"
Brush:
"sleepytimes"
Greenshi:
"Prisms doing her whole shtick and its fucking everything up"
Raven:
"Prism is godmodding reality and won't let us commit Violence"
Natalya:
"Prism dream, shes editing reamity, uh. We can talk to you here"
Aquelon:
"prism won't let us slap her or hit her with a car battery, also"
Epicsuperbat:
“I wanna kiss peppermint “
Aquelon:
"ALSO WHAT SHE DID TO PRISMATIC SHADOW IS MEGA FUCKED UP, ACTUALLY,"
mums:
"You gotta be careful, okay? As much of a grudge many of us have, I'd very much hate to see her do... That, to you again."
Janet:
"chartreuse knew what was up and explained why prism's so powerful, but then got godmoded and had to leave for her own wellbeing"
Aquelon:
"yeah"
"Oh yeah, Prism's almost certainly doing dream bullshit. Did you just catch onto that one? You want a damn medal?"
"Dude, chill out, they're catching you up to speed"
"Oh right chillin's easy when you're next to someone who's 2-0 for beating the shit out of you when in close proximity!!!"
Insider2000:
"Crimson, it's either Dani or Peppermint."
Greenshi:
"Crimbo. Shut your fuck."
Brush:
"i don't think the vents give enough room for her to beat the crap out of you!"
Raven:
"Valid, Dani is intimidating (in a hot way)"
Brush:
"spacing and all that"
Janet:
"also prism's controlling discord jack outside the dream to stop him slapping her awake :c"
mums:
"Crimson, how can we stop Prism? Either in here, or the waking world?"
"Wanna make it 3-0, redhead?"
Brush:
"just stay vented and no one will ever find you :)"
Janet:
"btw bing is nice c:"
Aquelon:
"let me put this into perspective: prismatic shadow's current situation is approximately as fucked up as CBT DEMON's situation. so. yikes."
".....ahem ....anyway, yeah good to see you guys are in the know here. What do you want me to do about it? If I knew how to beat Prism, dontcha think I would have my corporeal form in the real world?"
Epicsuperbat:
“What are your feelings towards Crimsonaut?”
J0rt:
"So you're still stuck possessing Larry huh?"
Janet:
"maybe beating prism requires us to work together?"
Raven:
"Do you know what the source of her powers is? How to weaken her?"
mums:
"Have you ever attempted it with the help and knowledge of your ciblings though?"
"Crimsonaut? Miss the guy. Hope he's havin' a good day or whatever"
Brush:
"wanted to say hi!"
Natalya:
"Idk we figured it wouldnt hurt to talk to you. I guess we didnt think that far ahead"
Janet:
"crimsonaut made someone cry today"
Aquelon:
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Janet:
"in the dream"
Aquelon:
"he fought korioni"
Insider2000:
"He made Korioni cry."
Greenshi:
"Crimson. Odd question. Does the name Powerfrog ring any bells? Or, perhaps, The Red Shadow? Asking for a friend."
Epicsuperbat:
“You should talk to Naut”
"How the hell should I know how to beat Prism? Like, yeah obviously she's impossible to defeat :) So I Nooooooooononononono I don't think so ya chromatic fuck"
Aquelon:
"you should probably also apologize to naut for the cbt demon thing"
mums:
"Ah, interesting."
Brush:
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHH HE KNOWS"
Janet:
"prism can't lie, but is that lieing about before or after her reality shifts?"
mums:
"You were able to fight her off, unlike Chartreuse."
Raven:
"Ah! You can sense it!!! That's good, we need that!!!"
Greenshi:
"Ah. Inch resting."
chirp:
"Chartreuse cant tell when shes doing it anymore. But you can."
Aquelon:
"she can't lie but maybe that has no impact on making other people lie"
mums:
"Chartreuse is... at her mercy."
"I appreciate nostalgia trip Prism, but you don't think I'm not able to fight against you a bit better now?"
Raven:
"And Peppermint is actively working with her"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can you Kill Prism in the dream? Or slap her, for science?”
Janet:
"oh btw quad beat prism unconscious outside the dream it was great"
mums:
"Hey man. Proud of you."
"And no shit Chartreuse is vulnerable. She gave up her godhood....dumbass."
Greenshi:
"Oh yeah! Peppermints the new goddess of time! Have f u n !"
Insider2000:
"Where is Cobalt?"
Wonder:
"look, dickhead, either you stop with the smarm or we just shut up"
Epicsuperbat:
“If you run into peppermint tell her I love her”
Janet:
"dream peppermint isn't timey though"
mums:
"Cobalt was able to stop Prism from using her spirit. I think thats valuable information."
"Cobalt? I dunno. Not here, from the looks of it"
"Oh yeah, that was cuz of his balance crap, right?"
Brush:
"yea"
Insider2000:
"Cobalt might be the key. With him, he may be able to tip the scales in our favor."
mums:
"Yup! What tricks do you think you have up your sleeves?"
Aquelon:
"yeah, sic-ing her on the folks who can actually put up w her bullshit might be a smart move actually, keep that one in your back pocket"
Raven:
"Prism must've left him out of the dream bc she knows he can limit her power"
Janet:
"yeah, and i bet you are equally dangerous to her"
Janet:
"just gotta work out in what way"
"I've got a couple ideas up my sleeve. Nothing I can show off here, though. Hell, even bringing up I HAVE and idea's pretty dangerous."
mums:
"Someone tuck cobalt in and sing him a lullaby so he can join us... I miss him..."
Janet:
"yeah that's fair"
Brush:
"do what you gotta do! it'll be funny!"
Aubz:
“Good to know!”
Insider2000:
"Have you considered... convincing Peppermint to join against Prism?"
mums:
"Thats a good point"
Greenshi:
"Have fun with the crimes"
Aquelon:
"hmmm... dimensions and treachery. dimensions... are cool. that's all i've got. could probably do some awesome shit to her mind control to get it to be worked against although the emotional ramifications on funny froggy would still be dire."
Epicsuperbat:
“Have you considered giving Peppermint your god powers?”
"After all, she can see everything :) Even outside of Nelson :). You know, that's actually what I was gonna say. No need to make it all spookier with your little smileys, ya girl scout"
mums:
"Hey, do you have any updates on Spectrums status? Are... they stable?"
ROUND 3!!!
Greenshi:
".......don't like that"
Brush:
"hey prism :) look at me :) car battery"
Janet:
"your enemy-of-my-enemies against prism include dani, quad, and cobalt, btw"
Aquelon:
"gun"
Brush:
"bing doing well against hamburger!"
Greenshi:
Prism, sweetie, can you hear this?
Garf:
Garf:
everyone @ prism
"Of course I can :) I.....don't know what that was in response to....."
Aubz:
“HM.”
Brush:
"yeah she can hear us. don't like that!"
mums:
"Hey, Crimson, while I get the chance? For everything you put Val through, I hope one day he beats you into the dirt so low they have to excavate you from the earth."
Aquelon:
"ok so she can confirmably see non-nelsoned text"
Bubbly:
Uh oh. Hm.
Garf:
Hey Prism quick fun fact
Janet:
"that was in response to a non-nelsoned message"
Epicsuperbat:
Hey Prism! Die!
Garf:
You suck and we hate you as a person
Aquelon:
"as in something we weren't saying into the hedgehog"
Aubz:
Hey prism, I see a car battery in your future
Wonder:
hm.
Janet:
"everyone is now insulting her in non-nelsoned messages, i think you might appreciate that"
Aquelon:
hey prism you're making this harder for the transcripts
Janet:
prism you're a meanie >:c
Natalya:
100% chance she does not care
Aquelon:
still gonna give her shit for it tho
mums:
"Also I know I just wished immense pain on you, but do you like hedgehogs?"
"Okay, so you mentioned the whole Peppermint God thing. Yeah, I heard about that. I dunno what the gameplan is for that, but I'm still thinkin, alright?"
Aubz:
“Take your time”
Epicsuperbat:
“Send me to peppermint and I’ll kiss her”
Also I miiiiiiight retcon the Prism seeing non-nelsoned text? Sorry for the confusion
Aquelon:
"oh also while we're here. uh. let cbt demon get unpossessed please please please i've never asked for anything ever in my life ever in my life ever."
Janet:
"she won't know her limits, easy to trick her into overdoing timey things in a pinch"
And we have a report from the field!!!
"Crimson, she's coming by!"
"FUCKIN SHI-"
END NELSON EVENT
Garf:
Okay objectively Crimson is... actually fine compared to Prism
I'm glad I want to make him a jerk but also not a total dickbag. Because y'know....treachery
But yeah, for now I'm gonna retcon the Peppermint seeing outside Nelson, just because I dont wanna make her TOO powerful. Yet.
I meant Prism my b
ANYWAY REPORT
Brush:
peppermint.
Janet:
peppermint? :O
J0rt:
PEPPERMINT?
Prince:
PEPPERMINT?
Insider2000:
CPU K PEPPERMINT REAL!
IT WAS TYPO
"Hey, get me a shirt from the skull guy. You might just start up a fashion trend that'll be cool with the kids."
BING has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
"I still believe that you have some level of shining hope within you as the Ultimate Emissary!"
"What the hell are you still doing here? Prism must know about this....Crimson must face consequences for this disruption."
[38: Nagito Komaeda vs The Prismatic Shadow]
Brush:
god these tourneys have really gone somewhere haven't they. started with "haha little dialogue bits, we get to see what characters might say to each other" now we've got THIS
chirp:
yeah,,,,, it so good
Janet:
started with "btw im doing a non-canon tournie here's a screenshot of the bracket"
Bubbly:
these characters are fun! the potential stories are so fun!!!
Brush:
YEAH
greenshi:
Its v v good
Brush:
i diagnose ryan with Must Tell Story disease
Yeah....thats pretty much it
Wonder:
oh so that's what i have
chirp:
sometimes story get stuck in your head and you gotta get it out. human condition
Aubz:
Mood
Brush:
"okay so i'm messing around doing a non-canon bracket. might keep y'all updated." several weeks later "for a limited time only YOU can insult prism TO HER FACE"
Like it started as a form of, like, withdrawal almost. I have been trying to distance myself from my online life since I thought I based far too much of my happiness on my public persona. But like...performing and storytelling is what I do, you know? I can't just stop that.
Brush:
Yeah there's nothing wrong with just. wanting to make things and tell stories!
Yeah....honestly, part of what I was hoping for when I went offline was the idea of doing what I do but caring far less about how it did for a broad audience, and more for what it did to people who I knew cared
We have a report from the field!
"Thank you for sharing your hope with me! I hope you know that you don't have to report anything, Shadow. Crimson will get what's coming to him in time. Now drift back to sleep, and remember that Prism loves you :)"
THE PRISMATIC SHADOW has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
"So you're from the future?? Neeeeaaaaaaaat!!! Is Blue Raspberry still just as delicious in the future?"
"That bastard doctor ruined everything I ever knew.....but nothin' can touch that kickin' flavor."
[39: Electric Blue Raspberry vs Folk]
Prince:
"Flavor."
Greenshi:
"Hello"
Epicsuperbat:
“Blasp”
"Alright, I'm back on, what's up, Nelson?"
Bubbly:
"hi, did you get out of the vents?"
Janet:
"rueberry"
Brush:
"blasp"
mums:
"Would you like a nice blue raspberry slushie?"
Wonder:
"frog's fucked up"
"Nope. Still in the vents for now. She's pacing outside....like a god damn predator....."
Brush:
"frog 😔"
Wonder:
"frog's also dreaming, too"
Bubbly:
"OH GOD."
Greenshi:
"Frog pain."
Epicsuperbat:
“Do you know where Blasp came from?”
Brush:
"just like five'd nights at fred"
"I THINK she knows.....but no way to be sure.....god why the hell does she love me so much? Did I corrupt her on accident?"
Greenshi:
"Hey, give us to Shadow. Itll be fine, probably"
Aquelon:
"funny froggy thinks that komaeda being here is your fault btw"
Janet:
"she's just Like That"
"Shadow? The god damn hedgehog?????"
mums:
"Prism said something about "Punishing you later""
Epicsuperbat:
“Just give me to her”
Brush:
"THE HEDGEHOG"
mums:
"IS SHADOW REAL?"
Wonder:
"it's because she think you might take her to a place where she can be happy. i think."
Brush:
"is jimbo here"
Janet:
"prismatic shadow"
mums:
"CRIMSON IS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG REAL?"
"I dunno, ask that Ryan guy"
Greenshi:
"Frog. Or hedgehog, both is fibe"
"He seems to know him"
J0rt:
RYAN IS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG REAL
Aquelon:
HEY RYAN IS SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG REAL
Wonder:
ryan, is shadow real?
We have to do that thing where we determine what "real" means
J0rt:
does shadow exist in cpuk canon
I dunno, I'm guessing he was joking about the dubs?
Brush:
"real in the dubs i guess"
mums:
"Anyways, is Dani still up there with you?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey have you seen Big the cat lately? Is he ok?”
Janet:
"anyway yeah i think peppermint used the thought of you as a coping mechanism so now she's frantically clinging onto everything about you she can while not actually doing anything for what she was coping with"
"Yeah, we're just kinda chillin. We've actually been chatting it up a bit. Ya really learn about someone when you're smooshed in a vent with em, you know?"
Aquelon:
"anyway we were referring to the prismatic shadow. pros: we can maybe help this frog know the truth, and maybe if we're lucky let him break free. cons: might traumatize him."
Janet:
"she's in a bad place and got parasocial with a god"
Brush:
"vent buddies"
mums:
"hey thats nice"
J0rt:
"Tell Dani we say hi"
Greenshi:
"They're bonding! : D"
mums:
"Dani honey, how are you holding up?"
Brush:
"i don't think prismatic shadow still exists in the dream"
Brush:
"he might've woken up"
Aquelon:
"other pros: this isn;t canon so he won't remember it. other cons: also that."
Janet:
"prismatic shadow is still asleep, but maybe dreamlessly, according to nagito as puppetted by prism"
"Oh yeah, well if someone wakes up, they're replaced with a duplicate that's indistinguishable from the real thing"
Aquelon:
"fucked up"
Brush:
"freaky"
Wonder:
"is that how that works????"
Bubbly:
"oh geez"
Epicsuperbat:
“Bad”
Greenshi:
"Ah."
"Hell everyone here's either a dreamer or just a copy made up of memories"
J0rt:
"WHAT?"
mums:
"Unsettling! but makes sense."
Aquelon:
"true"
Wonder:
"so we can't trust anyone?"
Bubbly:
"scary scary scary"
"Worst part is the copies don't know they're copies. Hell, I could be a copy and I wouldn't know it"
Janet:
"wait so there might be a discord jack copy with his powers around here?"
Greenshi:
"Do you know who the dreamers are?"
Brush:
"i don't think jack's in the tournament"
Brush:
"then again, he's usually in the audience"
Epicsuperbat:
“So some of the others could be real”
Insider2000:
"Have you ever heard of Theseus' Ship?" /hj
"As for trust? It's not like a hivemind situation where Prism hears us through the copies. Like...she can hear us anyway"
ROUND THREE!!!
Brush:
"yeah she already knows what we're up to"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey Prism! Let us slap you!”
Aquelon:
"aight so basically it doesn't impact anything since either way they're not gonna remember when they wake up"
Epicsuperbat:
“Also. Go Blasp!”
Janet:
"oh, if you can work out how to communicate with non-nelsoned text, like how you read twitch chat that one time, that could be a safe communication channel"
"If there's text that exists within this quote unquote story whispering (breakin the news to Dani's gonna cause more trouble than its worth), then Prism can see it"
Aquelon:
"hey prism car battery"
Prince:
"CAR BATTERY!"
Wonder:
"well she better get a good look at these 🖕 🖕"
Janet:
"can prism read fanfics"
"Victorious wasn't even that good of a show :) Wow, and I thought I was antagonistic"
Greenshi:
"If Prism can read fic then I'm Fucked"
Wonder:
"yeah, we know"
Insider2000:
"I mean, she's right."
Brush:
"of course not. it sucks. there's a whole thirteen hours of video explaining this"
Garf:
"best part of Victorious right here"
Epicsuperbat:
“If I write a story where I beat up prism is it canon?”
Aquelon:
"and that's why car battery!"
mums:
"Crimson, whats your favorite tv show?"
Wonder:
"wow, prism sucks at assuming things about people, holy shit"
Aquelon:
"SO TRUE"
Garf:
"yeah no Prism we know Victorious sucks lmao"
Wonder:
"she can see everything we type and she can't even put 2 and 2 together"
"Listen, I might be trapped in a vent with one of my sworn enemies, but this is one of the best moments of my life"
Insider2000:
"Awwww. Tender moment! Group hug!"
"Oh.....do you really think this is a good idea? :)"
mums:
"Hug the nelson Crimson, do it"
Epicsuperbat:
“Tell Dani we said hi”
Janet:
"hug the nelson"
Brush:
"🤗 "
Janet:
"go away prism"
Greenshi:
"Prism, let us have our moment."
J0rt:
"think WHAT is a good idea? insulting you to your face?"
Janet:
"this is hugtime"
mums:
"Prism, you could get hugs if you weren't cold and cruel."
Epicsuperbat:
“Piss off prism!”
Garf:
"Yeah no Crimson you need to know we show Prism NO mercy and are pretty much relentless on clowning on her"
J0rt:
"or uh. to your. text?"
Greenshi:
"Anyway crimson, glad your having a good time"
Aquelon:
"bullying prism? girl, we're at a stalemate. neither of us can hurt the other except for emotionally. and like, she already pulled out the emotionally, turnabout is fair play."
chirp:
"Glad you're enjoying the catharsis of our relentless untouchable clowning on prism, red guy"
"Oh yeah for real. I'm really glad that you're firing back and giving her a bit of a taste of her own HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)"
Janet:
"there is nothing she can do to stop us, even if she writes out nelson we'll just keep going outside nelson"
Epicsuperbat:
“Die foul wench!”
"Crimson, what the fuck are you doing????"
mums:
" Hey! I'm shantae!"
Garf:
"Shut the fuck up Prism we don't like you bug off"
Brush:
"UH OH!"
Wonder:
"uh oh"
mums:
"Summon nagito and Shantae to your aid!"
Aquelon:
"PRISMMMMM YOU DIDN'T LET US SLAP YOU"
chirp:
"AW FUCK TOO LOUD"
Greenshi:
"Well pepper my mints"
Aquelon:
"FOR THE NARRATIVE CONVENTION"
Bubbly:
"UH OH"
Wonder:
"CRIMSON SHOVE US IN YOUR MOUTH AS A MUFFLER"
mums:
"I believe the power of Shantae could beat peppermint anyday"
Janet:
"did you ever got one of those fake nelsons to throw at pep"
Aquelon:
"PRISM YOU ARE A FUCKING COWARD OF THE WORST VARIETY AND YOU HURT THE FUNNY FROGGY"
Greenshi:
" I do not want to be in his mouth"
"It's not me, she's HEEEEYYYYYYY PEPPERMINT!!!!!! :) Oh you little SHIT! HAVE YOU CHECKED TH- God fucking.....I gotta-"
Bubbly:
"SHUT UP PRISM"
Aquelon:
"WE CAN BE A DISTRACTION IF SUPER NEEDED"
END NELSON EVENT
Wonder:
"to be perfectly honest, i have no idea why that's the first idea that came to mind"
Brush:
"KILLING AND BITING"
Aquelon:
"IT'LL SUCK BUT"
Garf:
"Wow imagine being Prism. I think I'd die if I was because I wouldn't wanna be that cringe lmao"
The events over, she can't see your messages anymore
Anyway I completely forgot to start round 3 because I was so invested lol
Garf:
Honestly now may be a good time to call it
Garf:
it is 1 am
No <3
(Apologies, I'm having far too much fun with this)
mums:
"if any being can hear my cries... hand nelson to blasp, for just a moment, you dont have to but if you have a moment... i will do anything for you"
you hear hurried panting from Dantoinette
"What????"
mums:
"Huh? Girl? huh?"
Aquelon:
"OH FUCK YEAH"
mums:
"Oh hi! Sorry, please continue running! I didn't mean to interrupt! But yeah the blasp thing-"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi”
Brush:
"hmmm??"
mums:
"Only if you get safe first!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Tell peppermint I love her”
Janet:
"some of us really like blasp"
Garf:
"hang on i just need to"
Garf:
"Wow imagine being Prism. I think I'd die if I was because i wouldn't wanna be that cringe lmao"
mums:
"I would do anything for that Goober"
Garf:
"theeere we go"
"Yeah we love him too! Good to hear! Will check back in a minute!"
you hear demented laughter in the distance
mums:
"Be safe!!"
Also report from the field!!
"....Thanks for makin a bad future....a lot less bad."
ELECTRIC BLUE RASPBERRY has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by MONDAY MARK and FOLK
mums:
Holds my face in my hands my son........................
mums:
Cracks open a blue gatorade in his memory...........
"So....is alfredo sauce still as good in other dimensions?"
"OF COURSE ITS THE SAUCE"
[41: Sauceboss vs Dimensional Bus]
Brush:
"bus"
Prince:
"Bus"
"Okay!!!! We locked the door!"
Brush:
"🚌"
Bubbly:
"ok thank god"
Epicsuperbat:
“Bus”
Greenshi:
"Hella"
Prince:
"Hell yea, out of the vents?"
"Yeah, we found our way to a green room."
Brush:
"green!"
Bubbly:
"green. room???"
Epicsuperbat:
“Green”
Brush:
"how green"
Wonder:
"it's like a waiting lounge in theaters"
Greenshi:
"Hey! Get out of my room!"
Wonder:
"i just looked it up"
"Green room, like, a waiting lounge for fighters"
Bubbly:
"ah"
Aquelon:
"oh aight"
Brush:
"ah yes, things that bloodsports competitors would know!"
Bubbly:
"too many things with Color Associations"
Greenshi:
"Ah. Malright."
Janet:
"is it a green green room or a non-green green room"
"Usually when we're prepping to fight, we hang out in here. I don't know why it's empty, but I'd assume it's got something to do with the dream stuff. Most people don't even use their green rooms for anything anyway"
"Wait, is this Green Room D?"
"I don't know???"
Aquelon:
"so do we have a plan for a next step? attacking prism directly is physically impossible because she'll just uno reverse card it, cyberbullying her is fun but isn't really a direction, and if pep gets here we'll deal with that when we deal with it-- oh?"
"Ohhhhhh yeah it is baby!!!!!!!!!!!"
Greenshi:
"Feels like a good place for crimson to do some crimes."
J0rt:
"....how many green rooms are there actually"
"What? Why is this important, you're only giving our location away t-"
"..............."
".....is that?"
Wonder:
"what is what"
Brush:
"bastard momence"
"Secret cabinet? Yeah"
Aquelon:
"ok if you need to throw us at them for a distraction-- ok phew"
Brush:
"ooh!"
"THATS not what I mean, Crimson...."
".....is it the mashed potatoes?"
Greenshi:
"Secret! Nice, ok, thought it was a grunk stain"
"YES ITS THE MASHED POTATOES"
Wonder:
"the fucking what"
Brush:
"mashed Po Ta Toes"
Prince:
"The what"
Greenshi:
"Potatoes"
Prince:
"The WHAT"
Bubbly:
"DOES HE HAVE A STASH IN HERE"
"Secret snack, baby! Left it here a few tournaments ago"
chirp:
"The Huh?"
J0rt:
"oh Dani can we have some mashed potatoes???"
mums:
"Trreat for crimson?"
Brush:
"WHAT"
Aubz:
“MASHED POTATOES??”
Prince:
"WHAT"
Bubbly:
"GOD"
mums:
"TREAT FOR A GUY"
"OF MASHED POTATOES??????"
Epicsuperbat:
“Potatoes”
Aubz:
“I mean good for you”
Prince:
"THERE'S PROBABLY RATS NOW."
Brush:
"OLD MASHED POTATOES"
Wonder:
"we need to leave" [it's really death clues]
J0rt:
"I mean there have always been rats"
"YES"
Brush:
"LEFT THERE FOR. MONTHS??"
"HOW OLD ARE THOSE?"
mums:
"EAT UP CRIMSON"
J0rt:
"Like Johannsen"
mums:
"WHO KNOWS WHEN YOULL GET A CHANCE OTHERWISE"
Epicsuperbat:
“That can’t be edible”
Wonder:
"these are dream potatoes too"
mums:
"EAT IT NOW"
"IRRELEVANT!!!!!!!"
Brush:
"they're how he remembers them"
Aquelon:
"ok so the plan is eat potatoes"
Aquelon:
"got it"
"That's HIS plan."
Epicsuperbat:
“I think it’s a good plan”
Greenshi:
"I see no better solution. Crimson, eat them with gusto"
J0rt:
"So, they're where you left them even though you're in a dream?"
"I don't see why we can't just go out and attack Peppermint. Quit running from all this."
mums:
"It would be awkward"
Brush:
"they're probably gone in the real world"
"After all, it's a dream, right?"
Epicsuperbat:
“I’d be sad”
J0rt:
"I would fight Peppermint"
mums:
"It might be bestto wait until she gets knocked out of bracket"
J0rt:
"But that's me"
mums:
"Then you can move freely"
chirp:
"Allied with prism. dangerous."
Wonder:
"prism might do something weird"
"Oh! You haven't figured it out yet, have ya?"
Brush:
"dream us into a car battery then throw us"
Aquelon:
"well hopefully peppermint doesn't have prism on her side"
Greenshi:
"Fight peppermint, for fun and profit"
".......figured out what?"
Aquelon:
"oh wait is it There's No Grudge Matches In THis One?"
"Ohohohohoho! Alright alright alrightalrightalrightalright. Let's walk through this."
mums:
"Prism can I have mashed potatoes"
mums:
"I've been good"
Wonder:
"why are you asking prism"
mums:
"Why not"
Aquelon:
"tell me if any mashed potatoes appear at your location"
"Peppermint hates you. Peppermint MIGHT have God Powers.....you lose...what happens?"
"I don't lose, Crimson"
Epicsuperbat:
“Bear”
Aquelon:
"not unless pep CHEATS! which she COULD!"
Brush:
"not against peppermint. UNLESS."
Greenshi:
"*prism"
"SHUT"
Brush:
"prism has been known to tamper with matches"
Wonder:
"...oh."
Aquelon:
"e.g. by prism-ing it up with the outcome or receiving a spirit"
chirp:
"dani we regret to inform you we know about the bear"
Wonder:
"i see where this is going"
"What was that?"
".........what was the question again?"
"What happens when you lose?"
"It's a dream. I wake up....ri- OW!"
"Hey, what the hell?"
"Isn't there some trick that pinching someone wakes them up?"
Aquelon:
"ooooh was that the slap test? i'm still gonna try to get the slap test on prism anyhow"
Aquelon:
"it's the principle of the thing"
Wonder:
"...maybe prism might interfere with pep trying to beat dani?"
Wonder:
"like, she doesn't want dani to lose, so she'll rewrite it so that pep gets her ass beat instead?"
"Listen, Dani. I'm sure you've figured this out....but Prism is a monster."
Aquelon:
"so she'll cheat the match and then REALLY rub it in?"
"If you think she'll let you escape from this that easily, then you've got another thing coming"
Aquelon:
"in some horrible, possibly oh-fuck-remember-what-happened-to-funny-froggy esque way?"
Epicsuperbat:
“I’m scared of what she’s done in the past”
J0rt:
"YOU DIE IN THE DREAM YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE???"
chirp:
"...oh god, is this an 'if you die in the dream you die for real' scenario if you become lucid?"
Insider2000:
"You die in someone's mind, you pee your pants!"
"They're asking what happens if I die. Do I die in real life too?"
Prince:
"YOU DIE IN CLONE HIGH, YOU DIE IN THE SKY"
Wonder:
"well, prism wouldn't let you die, right? you're like...important to her narrative or something"
Aquelon:
"prism definitely doesn't have the narrative fiat to make this impact canon, because that's the POINT is that it doesn't"
Epicsuperbat:
“!giveprismaslap”
Brush:
"!giveprismaslap"
Aquelon:
"!giveprismaslap"
Prince:
"!giveprismaslap"
"Oh, no nothing that serious!! Not at all! You probably won't like what she does while you're trapped in the dream. It's basically hell what she can put you through, but you don't die!"
Bubbly:
"yikes"
Brush:
"Yikes!"
"In fact, you forget right after you wake up!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Wow”
Prince:
"HUH."
Greenshi:
".........fuck, dude"
Prince:
"Fuck, dude! Sure is."
"But, like, you always kinda feel it in the back of your mind, y'know?"
Aquelon:
"right so it's just Experience Of Pain or-- oh god so it's a zone of no consequences"
Prince:
"Consequences don't exist here..."
"......Jesus Christ, Crimson, is that what happened to you?"
Aquelon:
"no consequences is terrifying because she can do anything and it won't impact the status quo"
Greenshi:
"Oh?"
Epicsuperbat:
“I’m gonna fight Prism myself”
Epicsuperbat:
“Let me at her! Let me at her!”
"Hey hey.....God of Treachery. Obviously, she's had a few issues with me over the years"
Aubz:
“Crimson….”
Bubbly:
"oh buddy...."
Greenshi:
"Prism, stop."
Brush:
"hm. biting and killing and biting and killing"
Wonder:
"he needs therapy"
Prince:
"Hm. Maiming and violence."
HEY SO THIS GOT REALLY FUCKIN DARK REALLY QUICKLY LETS GET A REPORT FROM THE FIELD
Epicsuperbat:
“!givecrimsonahug”
Aquelon:
"sus bus"
Brush:
"sus bus"
Epicsuperbat:
“Bus”
Brush:
"Sus"
We have a report from the field!!!
"Looks like it tastes just as good whatever dimension you find yourself in!"
DIMENSIONAL BUS has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by BLONDE SORA and SAUCEBOSS
Okay so
quiiiiick ooc note
Epicsuperbat:
“Did you give Crimson that hug yet”
Oh yeah lemme
END NELSON EVENT
Yeah, dont get me wrong I LOOOOVE this storytelling, but I'd rather not end thing on something that dark lol
"Yeah yeah I know, quit my crybabying or whatever. I'm only tellin' ya this cuz even though I hate your damn guts for all the times you beat the shit outta me, you don't deserve the bullshit that Prism can do, so I don't wanna hear you pretending like I'm some kinda weak- HEY! HEY! H.....hey.......hey.............whaaaaaaaaaat is this?"
Brush:
"GET HIM"
Insider2000:
"YES! HUG HIM! GET HIS ASS!"
"It's a hug, dumbshit."
Epicsuperbat:
“Yes! HUG”
Bubbly:
"GET HIS ASS!!!!"
Brush:
"YEAHHHHHHHHHH"
Aquelon:
"YEAH!"
"I said I don't need your damn pity"
Bubbly:
"AFFECTION, YOU BASTARD"
Epicsuperbat:
“GET HUGGED”
Aubz:
YESSSSSSS
Aubz:
AWWWWWW
"I don't care. You're getting it."
Prince:
:nelsob:
Greenshi:
"❤️"
Brush:
:nelsob:
BANG BANG BANG!!!!!!!!
Brush:
"AUGH"
Bubbly:
"OH GOD."
Wonder:
"oh, that's probably her"
EXPLOSION NOISE
Brush:
"GIVE THEM A MOMENT"
J0rt:
"UH?"
Aquelon:
"OKAY WE CAN BE A DISTRACTION IF YOU NEED"
Insider2000:
"Not now, Peppermint!"
END NELSON EVENT
Brush:
"HELL"
Aquelon:
"...or not a distraction"
"WHATS THIS?????"
Brush:
"A"
Aquelon:
"hello who is it?"
Wonder:
"...who is this?"
Epicsuperbat:
“HI”
Bubbly:
"UHHHH"
Brush:
"UH OH!"
Prince:
"Hi?"
Greenshi:
"No."
"SOME VARIETY OF STRANGE CERAMIC RODENT!!!!!"
Bubbly:
"PUT US DOWN"
Epicsuperbat:
“If this is peppermint I love you!!!”
"WHO ARE THESE INCREDIBLY STRANGE VOICES????"
Aquelon:
"hi can you please tell me who is speaking"
Brush:
"ARE HEDGEHOGS RODENTS????"
Prince:
"RELEASE US"
Greenshi:
"Or. Huh?"
Insider2000:
"Is this Peppermint or Prism?"
Wonder:
"...is this trainer of justice?"
"I WOULD HOPE THAT YOU ARE NOT AN ENEMY TO"
Greenshi:
"Who are we speaking to?"
Aquelon:
"we're the hedgehog squad. definitely. now tell meyou ridenteity"
"WELL IT IS FITTING THAT YOU WOULD ASK!!!!! I HAD HEARD THAT THERE WAS SOME VARIETY OF INJUSTICE HAPPENING WITHIN THE STADIUM SO I CAME AT ONCE!!!!!!!!"
"I CAME ACROSS A LOCKED DOOR!!!!!!"
Brush:
"MMMMMMYES"
Aquelon:
"prism. prism is the injustice."
Greenshi:
"HELL YEAH"
Wonder:
"boy, you don't know the half of it..."
"NATURALLY WHERE ANY INJUSTICE WOULD BE TAKING PLACE!!!!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can you slap prism for us?”
Prince:
"Man I love JUSTICE"
Brush:
"!giveprismaslap"
"SO I OPENED THE LOCKED DOOR!!!!!!!"
Greenshi:
"IDEC HOW YIUVE DONE THIS. HELL YEAH!!!"
Wonder:
"by blowing it up."
Brush:
"did you explode it"
Epicsuperbat:
“Good job!”
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"
Prince:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYES!"
Wonder:
"mmyes"
chirp:
"oh the whole stadiums just NASTY with injustice it is so sad toj its so good that youre here"
Greenshi:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Brush:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Aquelon:
"i need you to remember this. i'm hitting you with the morphogenetic field. prism FUCKING SUCKS. prism fucking sucks and what she did to prismatic shadow is not okay and what she did to crimson is not okay and it is terribly unjust of her and you need to remember this."
Brush:
"we're out here humming like a microwave"
Aubz:
“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYES!!!!!!”
Aquelon:
"oh fuck yeah microwaves"
Greenshi:
"Toj. Toj my love. Please smack Prism. For Justice"
Brush:
"MMMMMMMMMM"
Aubz:
“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM”
"Hey, uh, justice, mind if I get that ceramic back?"
Aquelon:
"also it's only narrative principle that she gets smacked because we didn't try that, and she's not letting that happen, and that's also unjust"
Epicsuperbat:
“MMMMMM”
"OF COURSE DANTOINETTE, FELLOW FRIEND OF JUST-"
"Hold on a second!"
"Oh fuck...."
Wonder:
"...are we being held captive?"
Brush:
"uh oh gamers?"
"I RECOGNIZE YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE PRISM ARE YOU NOT??"
Bubbly:
"UH OH"
Wonder:
"oh fuck"
Aquelon:
"SMACK HER"
Brush:
"UH OH GAMERS"
Insider2000:
"Oh dear..."
Aubz:
“OH NO”
Greenshi:
"Wh"
Aquelon:
"KILLLLLLLL HER"
Brush:
"SMACK HER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE"
Aquelon:
"IF IT IS ACTUALLY PRISM"
Epicsuperbat:
“SMACK PRISM LIKE A DRUM”
Prince:
"OH NO."
"Yep! That's me! I heard a noise and I was just so worried about what was going on in here! Is everything okay?"
Aquelon:
"NO"
"..........."
Aubz:
“NOTHINF IS WRONG!”
Greenshi:
"TOJ! KILL!"
"THIS SILLY ROCK IS TELLING ME TO ATTACK YOU!"
Aquelon:
"TOJ BRO-- WAIT UH OH. TOJ PLEASE BE CAREFUL"
Epicsuperbat:
“SHE IS NOT ALIGNED WITH JUSTICE!!!”
Aquelon:
"SHIT"
Insider2000:
"Nothing! Just a bunch of squirrels in here eating crackers."
Aquelon:
"WE FUCKED UP"
Aubz:
“WE’RE A TALKING HEDGEHOG! LIKE BLASP KINDA! THATS IT!”
Insider2000:
"TOJ, NO! BE SAFE!"
Wonder:
"goddamnit..."
J0rt:
"TOJ GET OUTTA THERE!!!!"
Aquelon:
"CAN'T GET TOJ IN DANGER"
"Um......hahaha!!! You're being silly!"
Aubz:
“EVERYBODY MAKE ROCK NOISES”
Aquelon:
"DON'T WORRY THOUGH PRISM DOES NOT NEED THE ROCK AND GAINS NO ADDITIONAL USE OUT OF IT SO DON'T GIVE IT TO HER"
Epicsuperbat:
“ATTACK HER NOW”
"I AM TOLD YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY OF JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Insider2000:
"I am a rock."
Greenshi:
"Nah its fine hes got this"
Epicsuperbat:
“FOR JUSTCE”
Greenshi:
"TOJ. PULL THE TRIGGER"
Aquelon:
"SHE IS NOT AN ALLY OF JUSTICE BUT SHE IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS"
Aquelon:
"PLEASE DO NOT GET YOURSELF HURT, TOJ"
Aubz:
3 Pokémon trainers walk into a bar,
"That's.....super vague, are you sure you're feeling well, Trainer of Justice? Maybe you can take a nap or something? I can even get you some graham crackers or something!"
Aubz:
“DO NOT NAP”
Wonder:
"do not take a nap DO NOT LISTEN TO HER"
"MY MIND IS MADE UP! PREPARE YOURSELF!!!!!!!"
Insider2000:
"Don't nap, but take the graham crackers! Maybe... I dunno."
"TOJ SOMETIMES THE BEST WAY TO OBTAIN JUSTICE IS WITH A SINGLE PUNCH AND THEN LEAVING"
J0rt:
"TOJ NO RUN"
Aquelon:
"HASTILY"
"EXCELLENT!!!!! BECAUSE HERE COMES MY PEACEFUL EXEUNT FROM THE PREMISES! I APOLOGIZE FOR CAUSING SUCH A RAUCUOUS FUSS! :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“USE YOUR TRUE FORM, THE BYLETH FORM”
Bubbly:
"OH SHIT"
Brush:
"NOOOOOOOO"
Greenshi:
"FUCK"
Aubz:
“NOOOO”
Epicsuperbat:
“NOOOOO”
Aquelon:
"this sucks but we just learned that it could have gone much worse"
Aquelon:
"hey prism eat shit"
Aubz:
“JUSTICE! THE LINE IS JUSTICE!!”
"DANTOINETTE, I APOLOGIZE FOR BREAKING IN SO RUDELY :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“FACE JUSTICE!”
Aquelon:
"BTW TOJ YOUR ACTIONS ARE PRESENTLY BEING MANIPULATED"
Greenshi:
"I'm glad hes not in the torment dimension. But also. He should get to Kill"
"HOWEVER I MET A VERY NICE YOUNG LADY ON MY WAY IN WHO WOULD QUITE ENJOY THIS CERAMIC SO I WILL SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE AND DELIVER IT MYSELF! :)"
Bubbly:
"NONONONON"
Aquelon:
"THAT IS ANOTHER UNJUST THING SHE'S DOING, BUT SHE HAS THE POWER TO MEGA TRAUMATIZE YOU IN REAL, SO BE CAREFUL"
Wonder:
"oh for fucks sake..."
J0rt:
"NO"
Aubz:
“NOOOOOO”
Greenshi:
"DONT"
Aubz:
“DANI HEEELPPP”
J0rt:
"NO NO NO NO DO NOT HAND US OVER TO PEPPERMINT"
Bubbly:
"DANIIIII"
Insider2000:
"Prism needs to be banned for hacks!"
Epicsuperbat:
“LET ME TELL PEPPERMINT I LOVE HER”
Aquelon:
"TOJ! DROP THE CERAMIC. IN. THE GARBAGE?"
Prince:
"NO DON'T HAND US TO PEPPERMINT."
J0rt:
"TOJ IM BEGGING YOU"
Brush:
"😔"
Prince:
"TOJ PLEASE."
Greenshi:
"TOJ LISTEN TO US"
Greenshi:
"DO NOT"
Prince:
"TRAINER OF JUSTICE MY GOOD FRIEND AND ALLY OF JUSTICE. IT'S ME. SPEAKING INSIDE YOUR BRAIN. PLEASE DO NOT."
"SO WITH THMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Aquelon:
"also this is a dream right now. btw."
Prince:
"btw. what."
Brush:
"it's us toj we're the nelson speaking to you inside your brain. leave the girl. we don't need her. come with us and play our games. we have car batteries in space. dododododo yeah. you need us boy your free will is an illusio"
"it does not seem to have worked to wake her up, but WE DID IT"
"okay no!!!! NO NO NO NO!!!! THATS IT!!!"
Aubz:
“UH OH”
END NELSON EVENT WITH EVERYONE EXCEPT PRISM
Aquelon:
"hey prism. hey prism am i distracting you"
Brush:
"RUDE"
Aubz:
“YOU”
Prince:
"GET JUSTICE'D ON"
Greenshi:
"UH OH"
Aquelon:
"am i annoying you ami a nnoyingyou am i annoyingyou"
Wonder:
"haha, you're mad as fuck :)"
J0rt:
"uhhhhh"
Epicsuperbat:
“GET FUCKED”
Insider2000:
"GET DUNKED, PRISM!"
J0rt:
"what does that mean"
"Hi! How are you all doing tonight?"
Greenshi:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFUCKER"
Prince:
"Mald. Seethe. Cope."
Brush:
"it's me prism i'm the nelson speaking to you inside your brain"
Bubbly:
"RUDE"
chirp:
"cope. mald. seethe."
Aubz:
“YOU”
Wonder:
"cope"
Epicsuperbat:
“MMMMMMMMMMMMMJUSTICE”
Insider2000:
"Good. Thriving over your misery."
Aquelon:
"much better now that we finally tested 'slapping prism awake' theory"
Brush:
"brat"
Greenshi:
"HOWS JUSTICE TASTE?"
J0rt:
"why do you want us to be held by peppermint so bad"
"Thank SPECTRUM you can't see this damn black eye......especially because for SOME reason I can't get rid of it for now...."
Some time after the session, edited to:
"Thank SPECTRUM you can't see these tears :)......especially because for SOME reason I can't get rid of it for now...."
Aquelon:
"but much worse now that i know more about the statuses of prismatic shadow and crimson:
J0rt:
"...weird phrasing but you know what i mean"
Brush:
"HAHA"
Bubbly:
"HAH."
Aubz:
“LOL”
Brush:
"i am pointing and laughing"
Wonder:
":)"
Aubz:
“LMAO”
Insider2000:
"Rainbow lady looking a little black and blue?"
Greenshi:
"Good"
Aquelon:
"oh i can't see it but i have microsoft paint!"
Epicsuperbat:
“POWER OF JUSTICE”
Aquelon:
"...which i will utilize in the morning and not now"
Bubbly:
"get got. for the second time."
Prince:
"L + Ratio + No narrative significance + Your arc got dropped + Bad at fighting + You got punched + Free Will Exists and there is Nothing You can Do About It. "
Wonder:
"lol imagine misunderstanding a character so bad they break through your rewrites"
Aquelon:
"also were you seriously wondering why we didn't like you at the start of all this? and then prismatic shadow is Like That?"
Brush:
"don't get us wrong. you're a fantastic villain."
"Okay, I've combed over the tournament. No idea how he even GOT there, but he did! And you know what? That's fine! Because he's gone from the bracket now! I don't see him in the dreamscape anymore. Things should be fine!"
Greenshi:
"That wont stop JUSTICE"
Wonder:
"...huh, yeah, that is weird"
Prince:
"Bring back the frog, you rainbow-colored piece of shit."
Epicsuperbat:
“YOU THINK YOU CAN PREVENT JUSTICE”
Prince:
"In the name of JUSTICE!"
Wonder:
"still funny that he entered your dream and punched you in the face"
"I know what happened. I know WHY it happened."
Insider2000:
"Your days are still numbered, Skittles!"
J0rt:
"maybe he was just taking a nice nap and you woke him up >:("
Aquelon:
"well, do feel free to elaborate."
Greenshi:
"God! Of! Justice! /hj"
Brush:
"clearly toj is the god of justice"
Aquelon:
"and if the answer is 'our desire to see you punched manifested a puncher' then... hmm, joe drift vehicular manslaughter moments anyone?"
"Either way.....this whole story's gone down QUITE the rabbit hole of stuff that won't even matter."
"But you know what? Perhaps it will."
Wonder:
"still satisfying that you got punched"
Brush:
"it matters to me. it matters so much"
Aubz:
“Yeah”
Greenshi:
"It matters to us."
Aquelon:
"📝"
Epicsuperbat:
“It matters to us”
Aubz:
“We’ll remember this!”
Prince:
"I want to see Joe Drift Isekai you into the cold depths of space, but."
Epicsuperbat:
“And that’s still important “
Aquelon:
"like, we're not forgetting that prismatic shadow thing. or that crimson thing."
"Wait.....wait a minute, I think I have an idea......"
chirp:
"you cant just tell people what doesnt matter. People choose that for themselves."
Wonder:
"is it to fuck off forever?"
"Wait...no that would just completely throw a wrench in everything....."
Bubbly:
"do it, you wont"
Aquelon:
"so the only way to stop the chaos is with more chaos?"
Aquelon:
"your plan is in a death spiral?"
"I was going to say what if we introduced something where I became the goddess of dreams or something, but god, imagine explaining that to someone who's binging the series and then outta nowhere 'oh hey everything is different'"
Wonder:
"yeah, and you said so yourself: you're not a goddess"
Brush:
"that sure would be a choice!"
Wonder:
"and you can't really lie now, can you?"
Prince:
"!ThrowAWrenchInPrism'sSchemes"
Aquelon:
"yeah that would be wildly unfair. i have a friend who can't be here tonight."
Greenshi:
"No worse then the rest of your writing"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can we slap you again?”
"Yeah....I guess it would just be better if we just sort of retconned this whole last part with TOJ and me coming in. That way we can keep the rising conflict going....after all, we're nearing the halfway point of the tournament, if we want the narrative climax to align with the tourney's climax, resetting at this point would be disastrous...."
"Granted, I should make something clear."
Brush:
"we still remember 😌"
Aquelon:
"ehhhh, 'retconned' is a strong word for something already not canon"
"To you all :)"
Wonder:
"yeah, but how are you gonna explain the black eye? :)"
"My favorite little critics <3"
Prince:
"We'll still remember! :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“I still want to slap you”
Insider2000:
"<3"
J0rt:
"fuck you <3"
Greenshi:
"Fucker"
Brush:
"<3<"
Prince:
"And you know what they say about critics."
"I'm well aware that you'll still remember! :)"
Prince:
"...wait what do they say about critics"
J0rt:
"everyone is one?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can we slap you now?”
Brush:
"they're just like us!"
Aquelon:
"you're your own worst critic?"
Aubz:
“I don’t like you very much.”
Greenshi:
"Who needs em? We all have em!"
Brush:
"a critic a day keeps the babysitter away"
Prince:
"exactly that"
Insider2000:
"Too bad you can't make us forget."
Wonder:
"yeah, i guess it applies to prism because she can't understand when her writing is bad"
"And I intend to keep the black eye....not like I had any choice, but even so. I think that you all deserve SOME catharsis. Consider it a kindness from me to you that I wouldn't remove it even if I could :)"
Wonder:
"fuck's sake, get someone to beta your material"
Aquelon:
"keep telling yourself that"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey Jack i assume you can still hear us, slap prism for us please”
Greenshi:
"<3 enjoy our present"
Wonder:
"maybe then it wouldn't be as half-assed and sloppy"
Brush:
"hey does prism have a black eye in the not-dream"
Aquelon:
"oooooh good question"
Insider2000:
"Probably."
Wonder:
"i hope so"
mums:
"hey i was gone for a while was there ever indication i could get those potatoes prism"
"Do better at capitalizing first :)"
Brush:
"nO,"
Wonder:
"i don't need to. it's a discord chat, not actual writing"
"Anyway, like I was saying!"
Brush:
"i THINK, i WILL JUST START DOING HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY,,"
Greenshi:
''fUcK yOu''
Aquelon:
"ohhh punctuation and grammar is the most important thing ohhhh look at me,"
mums:
"Please do not rp tavros im begging you"
Prince:
"this will throw her off"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey Jack, can you slap her some more please”
Wonder:
"oooh~, i'm so wounded.... i'm casual with my typing.... OH WOE IS ME!!!!!"
Brush:
"throw her off her rhythm. street smarts!"
mums:
"Hey Prism! There's something you should know so I'm gonna tell you so!"
Prince:
"Don't sweat it!!!"
Aquelon:
"Forget it!"
Brush:
"enjoy the show!"
"I will leave you all with the nice warm ending that you all had before our rude friend interrupted it. I will still have that black eye (I care about you all <3), and we will continue along and see how it goes!"
J0rt:
"ENJOY THE SHOW!"
"Any questions?"
Aubz:
"Do you know Candice?"
mums:
"nah im good"
Brush:
"have you ever played deltarune"
Wonder:
"yeah, has peppermint ever sneezed?"
Greenshi:
"Yeah: why are you like this?"
mums:
"Hows spectrum doing? life wise?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can you let Jack draw on your face”
Aquelon:
"hey what's the name of that one assist fighter that's made up of pink orbs?"
[replying to "Do you know Candice?"]
"As a matter of fact, yes! I met her on a Sugondese Expedition!"
Greenshi:
"Also, why Shadow? Why do this to him?"
Aubz:
GOD
Aubz:
DAMN IT
Aquelon:
"SUGONDESE NUTS"
Epicsuperbat:
“Also, is peppermint into women?”
Prince:
"Hey who's this"
[replying to "yeah, has peppermint ever sneezed?"]
"I know the answer to that question :)"
Brush:
"bofa deez nuts"
Wonder:
"well?"
Prince:
"seriously he's inside my house i can't get im out"
Aquelon:
"question deez nuts"
[replying to "Yeah: why are you like this?"]
"Scroll up to the last few hundred messages :)"
Greenshi:
"No"
J0rt:
"that's not an answer. That's the reason for the question"
[replying to "have you ever played deltarune"]
"Depends on how deep into the metaphor we are! For the sake of answering, yes! :)"
mums:
"WEAIT PRISM. What do you know of blasp. yeah i know this isnt gonna work. But gotta try right?"
Brush:
"aight cool just wanted to know :)"
[replying to "WEAIT PRISM. What do you know of blasp. yeah i know this isnt gonna work. But gotta try right?"]
"And your perseverance is admirable!!"
mums:
"Thank u :)"
Brush:
"our pet theories will only ever be teased at 😌"
Brush:
"Palutena."
mums:
"I live with that just fine"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is the earth flat”
[replying to “Also, is peppermint into women?”]
"If you're interested in dating someone who isn't real, why are you letting me get in the way? :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“Good point”
[replying to "Hey who's this"]
Susan K. Pawn!
Brush:
"you can date whoever you want in your dreams"
Wonder:
"lot of these answers are pretty non-committal"
Epicsuperbat:
“I’m gonna beat you up in my imagination now”
Insider2000:
"I know who can stop you, Prism: Seachu!"
[replying to "Hows spectrum doing? life wise?"]
"Once again, that depends on what level of the metaphor we're working with today! And honestly, can you imagine keeping it consistent? He can't even keep the name of a bird consistent :)"
Wonder:
"at least he keeps characters consistent"
Brush:
"well......"
Wonder:
"most of the time"
"Yes, consistent characters like Korioni"
Epicsuperbat:
“I assumed there was more than one bird” “Icee seems like the type”
Insider2000:
"You certainly like to mock the very person who made you."
Wonder:
"and yet somehow, korioni has been more consistent than any of your edits"
Brush:
"icee having a whole murder of crows is metal as fuck"
Prince:
"icee murders people with a bunch of crows"
Insider2000:
"If anyone could make you cease to be... It'd be him."
Aquelon:
"korioni's had 3 VAs, and also got a canon explanation for that in being a hydra. There Was An Effort, hey!"
"What can I say, the whole Iggylocke Incident rubbed off on him!"
Aquelon:
"might've been 2 vas. still."
Brush:
"he makes an effort, anyhow!"
Brush:
"exceptions are exceptions"
Epicsuperbat:
“Ryan’s still a better writer than you will ever be”
Aquelon:
"by definition!"
chirp:
"listen, consistency isnt the name of the game here and it never was! This is an improv medium!"
Wonder:
"peppermint can write better. and canonically, we haven't seen her write yet!"
Brush:
"as long as they're consistent from moment to moment!"
Prince:
"improv my beloved :)"
Aquelon:
"tis the difference between improvising and discarding"
Brush:
"it's all about the Yes And, not No :)"
Aquelon:
"in which we come to the other thing: this is an improv medium. the inconsistencies that aren't yours are a product of improv. yknow what else is a product of improv? spaghebbi."
"Either way, I've appreciated this little Q&A we've done here. And as fun as this thought experiment is, this meta fun time isn't what we're here for! If Ryan wants to speak candidly about how he feels about his creation process, he can take it to a chat! But this domain is the story! So let's get back to that!"
Aquelon:
"it's a foiling, of sorts, is what i'm saying"
Aquelon:
"yeah that's fair. anyway susan coupon deez nuts"
Brush:
"yeah let's get back to yelling and biting and maiming"
Prince:
"susan coupon deez nuts!"
"Maybe we'll have another time to talk like this, but until then, remember that I love you guys <3"
Epicsuperbat:
“Let jack write on your face!”
Prince:
"Wait it was Susan K. Pawn"
Wonder:
"fuck off and die <3"
Aquelon:
"get hit with a-"
Prince:
"Like you are-"
END NELSON EVENT
We have a report from the field!
"Why did that feel like the longest solo I've ever played?????"
ALABASTER UPPERCUT has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by CRIMSON and SAX JACK
Prince:
i am once again apologising for my many crimes
Nah, the crimes are good
If anything, I'm just wanting to make sure that like
this whole meta thing can explore the story of things, but also I dont wanna make it About Me™
Either way, fun night
Probably gonna continue it tomorrow
Aquelon:
wait also prism retconned getting punched but she couldn't retcon getting a black eye so whoever sees her next is gonna be like 'hey whered you get that' lol lmao
Wonder:
dibs on writing that /hj
I'll leave that up to you guys
:)
Comparing NCTT1 to NCTT2 is so fucking funny......
NCTT1: What if I did a random tournament and imagined some of the funny dynamics
"Hey guys! It's Dani.....I....don't know why TOJ would be here, but alright"
Brush:
"back again for another Nelson Momence"
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism got dunked on”
Brush:
"prism got DUNKED ON"
Wonder:
"oh you don't know? prism got punched in the face!"
Mako:
"ToJ loves to say stuff like M"
Brush:
"it was so satisfying"
Janet:
"hi prism is Unhappy it's great"
Brush:
"M"
Janet:
"MMMMMMM"
Wonder:
"she's got a black eye now"
Epicsuperbat:
“MMMMMMMMMMJUSTICE”
Bubbly:
"M"
Greenshi:
"M"
UnofficiallyJam:
“M”
Mako:
"for the sake of Justice, Prism got her ass beat"
J0rt:
"M"
"Well I'm all for Prism getting punched in the face, so no complaints there"
Wonder:
"oh yeah, a weird thing happened too about that. he managed to break free from her rewrites"
Janet:
"he being toj"
Janet:
"toj has powerful hums"
Brush:
"toj <3"
Mako:
"Simply chuck ToJ at Prism in the real world"
"Just giving an update. It sounds like Peppermint isn't outside anymore.....so this sounds like our chance to move out....especially since we still gotta fight"
J0rt:
"Good luck!!"
Mako:
"Thank cod"
Janet:
"freed from the potato cupboard"
Epicsuperbat:
“Well if you see her tell her I love her”
Greenshi:
"hows crimbo holding up?"
Prince:
"Freed!"
mums:
"Good luck!"
Aquelon:
"awesome. just remember, TOJ is why prism has a black eye, she might have retconned that but she couldn't retcon the black eye so retconning it doesn't work"
Brush:
"free from the Green Room!"
"Oh yeah, speaking of potato, Crimson, why are you STILL eating those???"
mums:
"crimson SHARE with us"
"They're still fresh!"
Brush:
"SKJGHKJ HE IS?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Crimson why?”
"......how??????"
J0rt:
"He hasn't finished eating yet????"
Greenshi:
"gross!"
Brush:
"the allure of mash potato"
Mako:
"Mashed potato pocket dimension"
"Dream Logic, baby!!"
Brush:
"delicious dream potatoes"
mums:
"Hes gotcha there!"
J0rt:
"ohhh that's fair"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can we have some Dream Potato?”
Janet:
"!givenelsonpotato"
Insider2000:
“I bet Prism won’t even give ketchup with her mashed potatoes!”
Janet:
"🥔"
"Whatever, let's just get outta-" BUMP
Brush:
"🥔"
Wonder:
"uh oh"
Mako:
"Nelson kinda looks like a potato if you think about it"
Mako:
"Uh"
J0rt:
"WHAT WAS THAT"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is it Peppermint???”
Greenshi:
"who dropped us?"
Janet:
"are we dead? :c"
"Oh gosh! I'm so sorry I didn't mean to run into you like that! I was just told to wait in this green room for my match!"
"It's all good! It's alright!"
"....is that.....Crimson?"
Greenshi:
"uhhhhhh hi?"
Brush:
"???? who"
Bubbly:
"hello??"
"Long story....but dont worry, he's not gonna mess with us"
"Hey Google! What'll it be tonight? We got half off on Potato Skins!"
"Um....I don't really....eat? But I don't mind the company!"
[45: Google vs Chilis]
You think you see something
You have a feeling you can suddenly see through Nelson's eyes
You look to the bottom of "Ryan's Active Stuff"
[A video call starts in a dedicated voice channel, through which chat watches Google's match]
[Round 1: Google gets 3-stocked.]
[Round 2: Some funky stuff happened.]
I LOOKED AWAY FOR TWO SECONDS DID SHE RUN OUT OF MAGIC????
Brush:
SHE STAR-KO'D HIM BUT COULDN'T MAKE IT BACK
THATS SO FUNNY????
ROUND 3!!!!!!!
[Round 3: Some spicy stuff happens. Google footstools Chilis at least once. "Has some fiery fun on that ledge"? Spikes??? Bro idk it's been months I cannot reconstruct these fights from just these disparate messages.]
DAMN GOOG
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Prince:
"LET'S GO"
"Ha!!!"
Brush:
"GOOGLE"
Wonder:
"GOOG HOLY SHIT"
Prince:
"LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO LET'S GO"
"Alright!!!!!"
Greenshi:
"GOOG YOU DID SO GREAT!!"
Brush:
"HOLY SHIT"
J0rt:
"GO GOOGLE!!!"
Prince:
"GOOGLE HOLY SHIT!"
Mako:
"GREAT JOB"
Bubbly:
"LETS GO GOOGLE"
Raven:
"WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT GOOGLE!!"
Prince:
"GOOD JOB!"
evening:
"GREAT JOB GOOG"
Brush:
"👏👏👏"
Moon:
"google im so proud of you youre so cool"
Janet:
"great work goog!!!"
Amper:
"WOO!!!"
Bubbly:
"WHAT A COMEBACK"
"I.....I can't believe we did that!!!!!!"
Mako:
"GOOG POG"
Janet:
"heck yeah heck yeah heck yeah!"
Amper:
"YOU DID IT!"
Wonder:
"we?? THAT WAS ALL YOU BUDDY!"
Janet:
"you! you did that! we just cheered you on!"
We have a report from the field!!!
"I.....I can't believe we did that!!!!!!"
CHILIS has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by THERAPUPPY and GOOGLE
Brush:
"if anything we're more of a distraction"
Aubz:
"You did great!!!!!!! :D"
Janet:
"!givechilisaconsolationpotato"
Brush:
"google our beloogle"
"Thank you so much guys!!!!!"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Going out and giving google some frozen yogurt.”
Mako:
"Google our Beloogle!"
Brush:
"!givegoogleacongratulatorypotato"
Moon:
"GOOGLE OUR BELOOGLE"
"Hey, quick question!"
Epicsuperbat:
“WE LOVE YOU GOOGLE!!”
Brush:
"a"
Wonder:
"uh, shove us back in the pocket"
Greenshi:
"hey uh"
"Uhhh......yeah?"
Wonder:
"goog shove us into the pocket right now"
"What do you mean by 'we'? Is that the thing that Dani was holding?"
Janet:
"we are kinda a target of a god who can take control of people's actions"
Raven:
"PLEASE don't be Peppermint, I'm allergic"
Greenshi:
"dont let them see us"
Brush:
"A"
Bubbly:
"NONONNO"
J0rt:
"RUN"
Brush:
"HELP"
evening:
"OH"
Wonder:
"GOOG PUT US IN THE POCKET"
Janet:
"… who is allied with peppermint"
Greenshi:
"GOOG. DONT GIVE US TO HER"
Mako:
"THE WHITE WOMAN"
"Pocket??? Okay okay got it!!!!!
Janet:
"who may or may not have time goddess powers"
Mako:
"GOOGLE GET AWAY"
Janet:
"run"
Amper:
"DON'T SAY IT ALOUD"
Wonder:
"START HAULIN ASS, BUDDY"
Prince:
"WHITE WOMAN EVENT"
Wonder:
"DON'T LOOK BACK AND KEEP QUIET."
Mako:
"WE'RE LIKE 75% SURE SHES THE GODDESS OF TIME NOW THIS IS REALLY BAD"
Raven:
"WHY DO WE HAVE TO BE CERAMIC AND NOT A REAL HEDGEHOG THAT CAN SKITTER AWAY"
"So are you some kinda Hydra or somethin'? Somethin' that's ready to be bested by a band o' adventurin' folk?"
"FOOL! If only you were so fortunate to come across a pathetic little hydra!!!! Ohhhhhh but our heads don't grow baaaack YOU ARE NOT HELPING OUR INTIMIDATION!"
[47: Hoedown vs Korioni]
Brush:
"hey!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi!!!”
Greenshi:
"hello!"
"Hey guys!"
Bubbly:
"hello? are we safe?"
Natalya:
"Yo"
Wonder:
"goog? that you?"
Mako:
"Hey Google, we might be psychic"
Greenshi:
"you good goog?"
"Yeah, I think she saw Clifford and got distracted."
Aquelon:
"delfino fucking plaza"
Janet:
"prophet of delfino"
Brush:
"omfg"
Aquelon:
"oh shit clifford's here? nice"
Wonder:
"she-- fucking what??"
Epicsuperbat:
“Clifford is there!?!”
Ghost:
"hey chat whats happening"
Brush:
"omg clifford <3"
Bubbly:
"how the hell did he get here"
Raven:
"PUBBY?!"
Janet:
"clifford is very distracting, tbf"
Mako:
"anyways we just got hit by Delphi plaza"
Aquelon:
"wait is clifford in this tournament i do not have time to check"
Greenshi:
"tell clifford we said hi"
Wonder:
"no"
Mako:
"he's not"
Aquelon:
"oh shit you;re so right"
Aubz:
"Hey google!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Pet Clifford for us”
Brush:
"oracles of delfino"
"I don't think so....I think he just showed up for support....."
Epicsuperbat:
“Awww”
Janet:
"clifford is very good"
Greenshi:
"being in the tournament does not stop people from showing up. we've seen as much, noncanonically"
Aquelon:
"yeah which makes me wonder if clifford could give prism a second black eye"
Wonder:
"shoutouts to toj"
"I just wanted to come around and talk with you guys some more because...wow....so you guys are the voices in Discord Jack's head?"
Brush:
"yeah!"
Aquelon:
"i mean funny froggy is an animal"
Mako:
"yep!"
Aubz:
"Yeah! Thats us!"
Bubbly:
"yeah pretty much!"
Wonder:
"yeah, basically"
Brush:
"now in your head for a Limited Time Only"
"Whoa!"
chirp:
"Yeah! We're jack's friends."
Natalya:
"Yup"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah we’re jacks friends”
Epicsuperbat:
“I wonder if jack can hear you as well”
Greenshi:
"we love you goog <3"
Aubz:
"Hey google, I assume you know about the meme that the people here made? El Goog?"
Raven:
"We're the Discord! We're from a different dimension, and also we all love you"
Mako:
"let's go baybee, love da goog"
Brush:
"i mean he didn't realize he had fans"
Epicsuperbat:
“He has all the fans”
"A....meme? Is El Goog a spanish thing?"
Wonder:
"sorta"
Epicsuperbat:
“No idea”
Mako:
"Google backwards"
Brush:
"first off do you know what a meme is"
J0rt:
"Elgoog is Google backwards!"
Raven:
"He's connected to the internet, I would hope he knows what a meme is...right?"
chirp:
"Mostly just google backwards. The meme is just. flipping images of you"
Janet:
"also el goog is just very fun to say"
"Yeah, I know what a meme is, it's just....weird to think I'm one?"
Brush:
"and adding moustaches"
Brush:
"!givegoogleamoustache"
Aubz:
"We love you goog!!"
Epicsuperbat:
“!givegoogleahug”
J0rt:
"!givegoogleamoustache"
Insider2000:
"Aren't we all just memes, in the end?"
junior:
"!givegoogleahighfive"
Brush:
"!givegoogleapatonthehead"
junior:
"!givegoogleapatonthehead"
Janet:
"!givegooglesupport"
Epicsuperbat:
“Givegooglealabaster”
Moon:
"!givegoogleahug"
"That's really awesome! So....you guys watch the tournaments?"
Brush:
"sure do!"
Moon:
"of course we do!!"
junior:
"!givegoogleafoundfamily"
Natalya:
"Yeah!"
Janet:
"yeah! all of them!"
J0rt:
"Yep! we're huge fans of a lot of the fighters honestly"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah, we love seeing you kick ass”
Brush:
"we see many things."
Greenshi:
"we saw you kick chilis ass"
Janet:
"we also watch the cutscenes!"
J0rt:
"Some of us have particular fighters we're.... particularly fans of"
Janet:
"we're mostly reading this one though"
Prince:
"We like the tournaments :)"
Raven:
"Yeah, and also cutscenes! In our dimension yours is fictional."
Moon:
"we do love watching you kick ass. youre so cool."
junior:
"i like when the search engines"
Brush:
"i think google is neat :>"
Epicsuperbat:
“I wanna kiss peppermint”
Janet:
"we have a lot of respect and admiration for you"
Moon:
"i also think google is neat and deserves everything good in the world. good and google rhyme"
Aquelon:
"i have a lot of people i like but right now i'm most focused on prismatic shadow because funny froggy is in a mega fucked up situation"
"Wow!"
We have a report from the field!!!!
Brush:
"oho!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Ooooo”
"Oh, uh, sorry for not saying a lot I'm just...wow...... talk to you guys later!!!"
END NELSON EVENT
"Fool!!!! Just because you sail the sea on the search for adventure does not mean you will not face consequences for what you may find at the edges of the earth"
HOEDOWN has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
"I KNOW you're lonely, but stay away from my Wooper!!!! It just wouldn't work out!!!!!"
"What in this or any universe could have made you possibly assume I wanted to date a Wooper?"
[50: Heartbreak vs xXWooperLover100Xx]
Brush:
"cupid's been saying things...."
Moon:
"cupid needs to not say things"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can you slap Cupid for me?”
Greenshi:
"Duuuuude, youve got a whole group of people who love you! thats so cool! Hey, do you think you could spare one for my friend? hes, like, suuuuper lonely........ They're woopers? .......eh, itll do."
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey google? How is Duck Duck and Go?”
"Oh! Yeah! Sorry, I got distracted! They're doing alright!"
Janet:
"thinking 'bout woopers?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Give then lots of pets from us”
"Yeah, just like.....they're just so vacant....."
Bubbly:
"uh."
Aubz:
“What?”
Wonder:
"goog, you alright?"
Janet:
"i like woopers c:"
"Woopers"
"They're just like"
Wonder:
"oh, okay"
"Staring into a void"
Brush:
"woopers....."
Wonder:
"sorry, got worried for a sec"
Mako:
"Woop"
Moon:
"so true bestie"
Brush:
"Woop"
Aubz:
“Woop”
evening:
"Woop"
Greenshi:
"no thoughts behind those eyes"
Raven:
"Woopah!"
Janet:
"woop"
Epicsuperbat:
“I wonder if P Rool knows what a Wooper is?”
Brush:
"no thoughts head Woop"
Insider2000:
"No thoughts, just woop"
junior:
"dont look into their eyes or youll get taken inwoop"
" woop"
Brush:
"woop"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Stare into the wooper and the wooper stares back.”
"I'll have to keep that in mind if we fight..."
Mako:
"Have you looked into a wooper's eyes? There's nothing there"
"Okay, so another question!!!"
"And sorry if this is like"
"Narcissistic or something"
"But like....."
"When I stabbed Order's computer with my sword?"
Brush:
"SO cool"
"Did I look cool?"
Wonder:
"you were cool as fuck"
Aubz:
“THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!!”
Bubbly:
"THAT WAS SO COOL"
Brush:
"sosososo cool"
J0rt:
"you looked cool as ALL hell"
Brendle:
"rad as hell, homie"
Greenshi:
"SO FUCKING COOL MY DUDE"
Janet:
"we all cheered at how cool you were"
Epicsuperbat:
“FUCK YEAH IT DID!!”
evening:
"so cool"
Insider2000:
"You look cool as hell!"
Wonder:
"same with the spirit release"
Raven:
"Bro you're so fuckin cool"
Brendle:
"!givegoogleahug"
Mako:
"Have not seen it but knowing you I bet it was awesome!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Everything you do is rad as fuck”
"Ha! Thanks! I've just been thinking about it and I kinda hoped it looked really cool when it happened...."
Aubz:
“It’s real google love hours”
junior:
"24/7 babeyyy"
Janet:
"also narcissus was literally cursed by the gods to fall deeply in love with his own reflection, as long as you're not at the stage of being trapped when you see a mirror you're doing just fine on the narcissism levels"
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG!!!!!!!!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Google my Beloogle”
Brush:
"GOOG"
J0rt:
"WHOM"
"Oh! Juniper's coming!"
Aubz:
“Goog!”
Mako:
"oh?"
Bubbly:
"JUNIE"
Brush:
"JUNIE"
Aubz:
“JUNIE!!”
Janet:
"! juni!!!"
Greenshi:
"JUNI!"
evening:
"JUNIE!"
J0rt:
"oh!!! junie!!!!!!"
junior:
"tell her we said hi!!!!"
Janet:
"we like juni"
Epicsuperbat:
“JUNIE”
Mako:
"JUNI"
Bubbly:
"we love her too!!!"
Greenshi:
"little sister incoming"
Mako:
"JUNIPER OUR BELUNIPER"
Raven:
"THE JUNI-BUG"
Epicsuperbat:
“BABY WIN”
Insider2000:
"A child!"
"Alright I'll tell her you all said hi! I'll be back!"
Greenshi:
"oh, also, when you see al, tell him we love him"
END NELSON EVENT
ROUND THREE!!!!
And we have a report from the field
"I promise you wouldn't even wanna kiss them!!! It feels like kissing a slug!!! Why do I- IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, OKAY???"
HEARTBREAK has been knocked into the loser's bracket by XXWOOPERLOVER100XX
"Ohhhhhh, I can't help but feel bad for you! To miss out on this kaleidoscopic beauty! Stinks a lil bit, don't it? :)"
"I dunno what you mean!! Your light show looked really rad!!"
"......"
"By the way, how did you get that black Ha!....missing out on your crummy little light show doesn't bother me one bit! I bet it wasn't even that good!! :)"
"My goodness, how rude! :)"
[53: Cha Cha vs Prism]
ooc writing for Prism is SO much fun I can't believe it
Brush:
"GET HER ASS"
Epicsuperbat:
“Rat”
"Did you guys feel that???"
Bubbly:
"GOOG DID YOU FEEL THAT"
Wonder:
"feel what?"
Aubz:
“Yea!!!”
Brush:
"PRISM MUST DIE"
Wonder:
"oh, the rewrites"
J0rt:
"YEAH SHE'S BEEN DOING THAT A LOT"
Aquelon:
"HEY GAMERS CHECK OUT HER BLACK EYE LOL"
evening:
"we saw it"
Epicsuperbat:
“Oh Yeah. Prism was being a bitch like usual.”
"Huh....she DOES have a black eye!"
Mako:
"Yea Prism's been doing that a lot"
Brush:
"google check this shit out. toj gave prism a black eye"
"Wait...what do you mean saw it??"
Wonder:
"yeah, she did that for your matches in green"
Aubz:
“TOJ punched her.”
Mako:
"ToJ gave it to her!"
Aubz:
“It was EPIC”
J0rt:
"well ok we didn't SEE it but we were there"
J0rt:
"we witnessed it"
Brush:
"toj is so cool"
"My matches for Green???? Wait......The Quadratic Match!"
Aubz:
“We read it.”
Brush:
"yeah!!!"
Aquelon:
"YEAH TOJ DID THE BLACK EYE. prism mighta retconned that but she couldn't get rid of the black eye so functionally she didn't retcon it"
Wonder:
"yeah, that one"
Aubz:
“Oh yeah we saw those!”
Mako:
"I'm surprised Prism made Cha Cha insult her"
Brush:
"we saw you uh. get your ass handed to you."
Wonder:
"so, all of order's creations know..."
Wonder:
"well, can sense"
Wybie:
“oh shit im here this time hi google . prism is being a bitch as usual”
"What did he say before??"
Aquelon:
"i take it she figured getting insulted was better than having attention drawn to the larger insult"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah Prism keeps messing with you all and we hate her”
Brush:
"no idea, she intercepted before we could read"
J0rt:
"I assume he was about to comment on her black eye"
Mako:
"she was actually silent when Cha Cha complimented her..."
"Complimented?"
Wonder:
"maybe she never thought people might actually enjoy something from her"
Mako:
"Cha Cha said he liked Prism's lightshow"
Brush:
"he liked her light show!"
"Wow! All we saw was him dissing her!"
Brush:
"huh!"
Aquelon:
"and while we're on the topic, what prism did to prismatic shadow was not okay, what prism did to crimson was not okay, she mega fucking sucks and it's good that she got a black eye."
Brush:
"she did rewrite it, then"
Wonder:
"weird how she rewrote someone say that she sucks to her face"
"I....I feel like I know why.....kind of...."
Aubz:
“Yeah… wait what?”
Epicsuperbat:
“Can you cheat and kick her ass together?”
Mako:
"oh?"
"The doc did a LOT of research on her...."
Moon:
"kick her ass."
Moon:
"OH NO"
Wonder:
"...go on"
mums:
"What can you tell us about the research?"
Insider2000:
"Did she know any weaknesses?"
"I think she doesn't really care about the insult. After all, the insult was superficial...."
"If SHE wrote the insult against herself, what does it really mean?"
Wonder:
"maybe she's becoming a bit more self-aware of her actions?"
"...not quite."
Garf:
"ehhhhh... anyone got a non superficial Prism insult?"
Mako:
"she probably wanted Cha Cha to be antagonistic towards her because color parallels?"
"Well...maybe? I dont know much about psychology....especially when it comes to gods"
"I think it's like.....hm....."
Wonder:
"sympathy?"
Janet:
"either that she considers it to be true or that she can tell lies through others?"
Aubz:
“Maybe she knows she’s the antagonist?”
Brush:
"haha hey prism you got punched by mmmmmmmmmmmjustice!"
"Imagine you're playing a game.....but you have no friends....."
Aquelon:
"maybe she wanted to be insulted for something she could shrug off rather than a sore spot (black eye is a sore spot)?"
"So....for a video game....you just fight against computers"
Epicsuperbat:
“Don’t need to imagine that”
Aquelon:
"ohhhhhhhh"
Wonder:
"...wow, that hit. closer to home than i thought it would."
"And these computers are just systems made to accomplish certain actions."
Aubz:
“Oh jeez, I don’t think you’re supposed to know about that…”
Garf:
"Prism doesn't have to imagine that"
Moon:
"........ :| "
Moon:
"do we tell him?"
"Beating them or watching them lose....you don't feel a lot."
Brush:
"Hm."
Brush:
"yeah that makes sense!"
Aubz:
“Oh I feel a lot”
Wonder:
"so we're just challengers for her?"
"But if you create someone to act as an antagonist.....then you have someone to fight against"
Bubbly:
"yeah...."
"And I guess Prism wanted to fight someone who didn't like her"
Aquelon:
"oh, so she's intentionally getting herself pissed off at cha cha so she can fight better?"
Brush:
"she wants to be the face, rather than the heel"
Moon:
"oh prism no one likes you."
Insider2000:
"She certainly found a lot of people willing to fight and not like her."
Aubz:
“Interesting…”
"So she imprinted a personality onto him for her to fight against."
Aquelon:
"HEY PRISM. HEY HEY PRISM I CAN THINK OF A COUPLE WAYS YOU COULD FIGHT SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE YOU"
Moon:
"mmmmmmmmjustice"
Aubz:
“Imprinted?!”
ROUND THREE!!!!
Wonder:
"uh oh"
Aubz:
OH.
Aquelon:
"cha cha. kill."
Moon:
"imprinted? like Jacob in twilight?"
Epicsuperbat:
“God I wanna punch her so much”
Wonder:
"no."
Mako:
"Man Titty Mthursday"
"Maybe not imprinted....there's no way to know what's in Cha cha's mind"
Wonder:
"never like jacob"
Brush:
"cha cha is unknowable"
Mako:
"Cha Cha"
"But if you believe in something being real hard enough.....well....it becomes real, in a way...."
Epicsuperbat:
“Cha Cha is”
Moon:
"cha cha cant read?"
"I don't know if that makes sense....."
Mako:
"I don't know where I was going with that"
Etharia:
“I think it was more a case of her ‘writing’ cha cha ooc”
Janet:
"chacha use your colour immunity"
Brush:
"makes sense to me!"
Moon:
yes i know the quote
Aubz:
“She made him believe it enough to be real?”
Insider2000:
"You have to believe in order for things to be real sometimes. Like justice or mercy."
Brush:
"MMMMMMMJUSTICE"
"Well, real to her. She wanted to believe Cha Cha was some rude colorblind person who didn't like her light show."
Moon:
"oh no what if prism makes cha cha color unblind"
Aquelon:
"so true"
"And I guess she made it real herself...."
Janet:
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Wonder:
"...oh, i see. it's like what she's doing with the ciblings."
Wonder:
"she's doing the railroad thing again"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can you cheat and help Cha Cha fight prism?”
Wonder:
"'ah, the colorblind person doesn't appreciate color! :)' like, what the fuck dude."
Epicsuperbat:
“She’s not being very fair”
"I dont THINK that Cha Cha truly feels that way deep down, but again....I don't know THAT much about Prism...."
Epicsuperbat:
“So why should we”
Aubz:
“Wow. That’s messed up.”
Janet:
"is prism winning?"
"They seemed to take a break before round 3"
I FORGOT TO HIT START SHIT
Epicsuperbat:
“Got to stay hydrated, even in a dream”
"I think I understand why Doctor Order was so attached to this Prism girl...."
Brush:
"take a sip of some Lemon-Aid Lemonade"
"Why she was so interested"
Greenshi:
"Did order and prism ever interact? To your knowledge?"
Aquelon:
"because they're both controlling?"
Moon:
"i think they both suck dorder and prism"
Garf:
"Yeah they both have the distinct energy of 'you want to pick them up and snap them over your knee repeatedly'"
Aubz:
“Power like Prism’s would be horrible in the hands of someone like Doctor Order…”
Moon:
"YEAH UH DO YOU KNOW IF SHE GOT CLONED :)"
Janet:
"they're also terrible in the hands of prism"
"I don't think so"
Aquelon:
"patch is on 22 no spoilers"
Moon:
"no one white woman should have all that power."
Moon:
"patch reads the funny boxes
"Wait, is it possible to take a picture with you?
Wonder:
"i think so"
Brush:
"sure"
Moon:
"definitely"
"Ah! I think I found it! You're gonna want to see this!"
Aubz:
“Yeah!”
Brush:
"nelson camera"
Wonder:
"we found ourselves in water one time when we were in dani's- HOLY SHIT"
Brush:
"OHO"
Aubz:
“WOW”
Epicsuperbat:
“HOLY”
Moon:
"HELL YEAH"
Janet:
"heck"
Aubz:
“THIS IS SCARY”
Etharia:
“CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH”
Wonder:
"JESUS CHRIST"
Aquelon:
"CHA CHA. KILL"
Epicsuperbat:
“WTF”
We have a report from the field!
Moon:
"its always the castle of the vampire"
Brush:
"ah"
Epicsuperbat:
“Please”
Wybie:
“PLEASE…”
Epicsuperbat:
“Cha Cha”
Etharia:
“TAKE IT BACK NOW YALL”
Prince:
"men's tits"
Moon:
"one hop this time"
Aubz:
“ONE HOP THIS TIME”
Brush:
"ONE HOP THIS TIME!!!"
Mako:
"C'mon it's still Ska Cha Cha Thursday for me"
Etharia:
“ONE. HOP. THIS. TIME.”
Aquelon:
"please for man tiddy medical education course time i've never asked for anything in my life ever"
Prince:
"COME ON. MEN'S TITS."
"Hey! I just wanna apologize for earlier! Calling your light show crummy was too much of an understatement. :) ....I mean to call it just a light show is an insult! It was masterful! Not crummy in the slightest! I don't know what came over me! Best of luck in the loser's bracket!"
PRISM has been knocked into the loser's bracket by CHA CHA
Prince:
"LET'S GO."
Prince:
"."
Insider2000:
"TITS WIN!"
Bubbly:
"YESSS"
Aquelon:
"FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH"
Brush:
"YEAHHHHHHHHH"
Prince:
"TITS WIN?"
Bubbly:
"TITS WIN"
Mako:
"LETS GO CHA CHA"
Brush:
"GET 👏 HER 👏 ASS 👏"
Prince:
"TITS WIN!"
Wonder:
"man, bless cha cha, his heart, and the massive tits that hide it"
Bubbly:
"AND BREAKING FREE"
Aquelon:
"KILL"
Garf:
"I AM POINTING AND LAUGHING BECAUSE PRISM FAILING IS TOP QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT"
Epicsuperbat:
“TITS”
Prince:
"TITS"
"Huh.....thats......that one was weird...."
Wonder:
"actually, yeah, he broke free too!"
Aquelon:
"SO HE DID!"
Mako:
"REALITY SHIFTING HAS NOTHING ON THE POWER OF MEN'S TITS"
Etharia:
“EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS”
"Oh!!! That explains why it wasn't as strong!!"
Brush:
"GOOD FOR HIM!"
Aubz:
“AMAZING”
Moon:
"cha cha real smooth"
Garf:
"frankly watching a looped gif of Prism falling into a ditch would be one of the best things I've ever seen"
Aubz:
“LOVE TO SEE IT”
Wonder:
"hmmm... now we just gotta figure out why and how they're doing this"
Aquelon:
"maybe you gotta be dumb as fuck to simply just walk out of prism?"
Brush:
"hm"
Wonder:
"oh wait"
Aquelon:
"or she has to REALLY try to fuck with your characterization"
Brush:
"this would explain dr order's creations"
Wonder:
"goog mentioned something earlier about belief becoming real"
".....what if it's because he's red green colorblind?"
Brush:
"makes sense!"
Wonder:
"what if the belief of the audience in these characters is stronger than her rewrites?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey Prism! Get fucked!”
Aquelon:
"oh right it doesn't have to be the same reason for everyone"
Insider2000:
"Perhaps!"
Aquelon:
"TOJ isn't colourblind, tho!"
Brush:
"we need to charge spirit bombs for them"
Aquelon:
"unless they are"
"TOJ?"
Aubz:
“TOJ has justice!”
Moon:
"we dont know that"
Wonder:
"trainer of justice"
Aubz:
“Trainer of Justice!”
Epicsuperbat:
“The power of the many!”
"He seems real invested in justice?"
Brush:
"trainer of justice! gave her the black eye!"
Moon:
"taylor"
Aquelon:
"TRAINER OF JUSTICE is the reason for prism's black eye"
Brush:
"he hummed real loud"
"Maybe it's that......I don't know....this is quite a mystery."
Moon:
"mmmmmmjustice"
Aquelon:
"and we will never, ever let her forget it"
Moon:
"one could say a mystery dungeon"
Etharia:
“That would be incredibly funny.”
"Maybe I should take notes.....or maybe Al might know something....he's been here longer than I have!"
Aquelon:
"if lack of colour vision is an element, cosmic love may be able to just no-sell prism. worth investigating."
Wonder:
"maybe the rewrites only grow stronger if they're more in-character...? i dunno..."
"I'll talk to you guys later!"
Wonder:
"bye goog!"
Aubz:
“See ya!!”
Insider2000:
"Later Goog"
Brush:
"👋"
END NELSON EVENT
imma keep goin lol
dabs
I wont stay up nearly as late as last time. There are just a few a would love to get to tonight....
"I mean this in the kindest way possible, but your general vibe gives me freaking war flashbacks"
"Well my vibe is the vibe of a COOL DUDE and a CHAMP!!! So sorry if you've got bad experiences with COOL DUDES and CHAMPS!!"
[54: Plum K Rool vs Dan]
Epicsuperbat:
“Clifford is more powerful than Prism”
Brush:
"hi!"
Aubz:
“Hi google!!”
Wonder:
"hey goog"
chirp:
"Hiya!"
Garf:
"Hey!"
J0rt:
"Hi again Google!"
"Hey guys! I just found Dantoinette! I'm gonna pass you back, okay?"
Brush:
"seeya!"
Wonder:
"oh rad"
J0rt:
"Sure thing!"
Insider2000:
"Cool! Cya Goog!"
Bubbly:
"ok! bye bye!"
Janet:
"hi goog bye good"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is peppermint around? Tell her I love her”
"Okay!!!"
Garf:
"nice nice!"
Wonder:
"goog. just remember you're amazing."
Janet:
"*goog"
Aubz:
“Bye goog!”
Janet:
"goog good"
END NELSON EVENT
Brush:
"hi!"
Janet:
"hi dani"
Bubbly:
"howdy dani"
Aubz:
“Hi Dani! How are you and Crimson?”
"Oh!!! Hey guys!!!!"
Wonder:
"OKAY, SO I MIGHT KNOW A WAY AS TO WHY SOME PEOPLE ARE BREAKING FREE FROM THE REWRITES"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is Crimson still eating the potatos?”
J0rt:
"we at least have THEORIES"
"Me and Crimson? Oh, you can imagine."
Brush:
"i can imagine so much"
"Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you know how it is, let me just.......see ya Google!"
Janet:
"we have very good imaginations"
Janet:
"just ask grarry"
"See ya Dani! Good luck with this whole thing! We saw some weird stuff, but I'm sure they'll fill you in!"
"Yes! Of course! These guys! They'll fill me in perfectly!"
Moon:
"oh no. not italics. hi daniiiii"
J0rt:
":)"
Janet:
"oh yeah prism possessed chacha but he broke free"
Aubz:
“Yeah!”
Epicsuperbat:
“Cha Cha”
Aquelon:
"right, yeah, update, cha cha has some prism resistance"
"So guys whats goin on today?"
Janet:
"those weren't prism italics just distant ones"
Wonder:
"YEAH I SHOULD'VE STARTED WITH CHA CHA BREAKING FREE"
Brush:
"google <3"
Moon:
"google <3"
Aubz:
“Cha Cha broke free after beating Prism!”
Moon:
"also toj punched prism"
Epicsuperbat:
“Thinking about kissing peppermint, is she around still?”
Aubz:
“It might be a stretch but… I wonder if beating her was the reason?”
Janet:
"but yeah chacha overcame prism by the power of wanting to compliment light shows"
Brush:
"cha cha is too big of heart and tit"
Aquelon:
"he complimented her light show and then she went 'no i don't want that' and made him insult her light show and then at the end of the set he resisted her 'insult my light show' powers anyway"
"Prism! Yes, I saw Prism! In that fight! She lost against Cha Cha, what about it?"
Wonder:
"okay, so... this is a little hard to explain, and i know it seems unrelated but... how would you describe yourself?"
Wonder:
"i just wanna get a good grasp on something"
Janet:
"the outcome of the fight isn't the point, but of the post-fight dialogue"
Brush:
"you Good."
"Describe myself?"
Wonder:
"yeah. personality-wise."
Aquelon:
"theory is she wanted to be fighting someone she could be pissed off at, and that our care for that character and utter lack of buying it and belief in cha cha and cha cha's belief in himself, and possibly also his colour blindness but less so, is why he could Just Walk Out"
"Badass, pretty much down to a T"
Brush:
"yeah <3"
Wonder:
"would you consider yourself petty?"
Wonder:
"n-not to insult you or anything..."
Janet:
"dani cool"
Moon:
"dani awesome"
"No worries, kid. I can be petty sometimes....not quite sure what this game of 20 questions is about though. I'm more wondering why you guys are talking about that last match"
Wonder:
"OKAY, SO IT LINES UP"
Janet:
"🐀"
Epicsuperbat:
“Rat”
Brush:
"🐀"
Wonder:
"i think prism's rewrites hold stronger if they seem more 'in-line' with the person's general personality"
Janet:
"prism tried to make chacha be rude with her rewrite powers, chacha resisted"
Aubz:
“You saw it right? The rewrite?”
Wonder:
"so like, she made you not attack her and wait instead because 'it'll hurt more'"
"Lines up? Rewrites?"
Aubz:
“You didn’t hear the stuff about the light show?”
"I straight up am gonna need you guys to recap me on this, I've had a crazy night"
Wonder:
"but for someone like cha cha, he's not someone who would randomly insult people and call prism's light show 'terrible'"
"Yeah I heard it."
"I mean bits of it...."
Epicsuperbat:
“Cha Cha is cool and he beat up prism”
Janet:
"wait what's been happening to you while we've been gone"
"I wasn't....like.....preoccupied or anything...."
Brush:
"prism out here rewriting people while we aren't looking"
Wonder:
"yeah, no worries, adhd sucks"
"Haha....yeah......ADHD....."
Epicsuperbat:
“Where’s crimson?”
Greenshi:
"Hey dani............you good?"
Wonder:
"acutally, goog seemed a little preoccupied, too... but it might just be the battle?"
Janet:
"dani are you lucid rn?"
"Okay, listen....I gotta come clean to you guys right now.....something happened with me and Crimson"
Aubz:
“What?!”
We have a report from the field!!!!!
Wonder:
"uh oh"
Moon:
"what"
Insider2000:
"Oh?"
Brush:
"A"
Greenshi:
"👀"
Janet:
"good something or bad something?"
Aquelon:
"recap from the top: prism is using her retcon powers to fuck with what people say. we can identify when she is messing with their words or actions like that, though. she's done a lotta that this tournament. she got a black eye from TOJ no-selling those retcon powers, and failed to have cha cha reliably insult her because he also no-sold them. i shoulda done this recap faster."
Janet:
"or mixed feelings something?"
Epicsuperbat:
“IS HE OK???”
"BOOYAH!!!!! And THATS what a winner looks like!"
DAN has been knocked into the loser's bracket by PLUM K ROOL
"congrats, and i guess good thing/sorry that you won't remember this in the morning?"
Larry voice "YOUR REACTIONS WERE PRICELESS!!!!!"
Brush:
"HM."
Bubbly:
"LARRY"
Epicsuperbat:
“GOD DAMNIT”
Aubz:
“LMFAOOOOOOOO”
Brush:
"THANK GOD"
Wonder:
"LARRY, YOU DICK"
J0rt:
"YAY"
evening:
"HI LARRY"
Greenshi:
"Larrold!"
Brush:
"IT'S JUST LARRY"
Wybie:
“NOOOOOOO”
J0rt:
"HI LARRY!!!!!"
Insider2000:
"Wait, is this Larry or Crimson Larry?"
Moon:
"HI LARRY"
Aquelon:
"ok sup larry"
Epicsuperbat:
“LARRY WTF”
Janet:
"so you kissed crimson larry?"
Prince:
"GOD."
Aubz:
“THANKS LARRY”
"Oh, hell no I made the whole thing up!!"
Greenshi:
"Larry you mother fucker I love you"
Moon:
"did larry kiss crimson"
Brush:
"damn. cheating on your boyfriend with crimson"
Aquelon:
"gimme a second to retrieve my explanation of the full sitch"
Janet:
"aw"
Epicsuperbat:
“Larry is peppermint nearby?”
J0rt:
"Hey Larry are you doing okay? Considering, uh,"
"Well I DID see Dani and Crimson running from Peppermint and run into a closet. So I cant confirm they're NOT smoochin' in there, but"
Janet:
"anyway prism's very dangerous btw, she changes stuff, we can point it out when she does"
Greenshi:
"Anyways, uh, welcome to the nelson. FAQ: yes we are the voices jack hears, you are dreaming right now, we can see your words but not you"
J0rt:
"I hope not"
Aquelon:
"recap from the top of the current situation: prism is using her retcon powers to fuck with what people say. we can identify when she is messing with their words or actions like that, though. she's done a lotta that this tournament. she got a black eye from TOJ no-selling those retcon powers, and failed to have cha cha reliably insult her because he also no-sold them. also this tournament is taking place in a semi-shared dream and you won't recall it in the morning."
Brush:
"should've guessed. i was too worried about you being peppermint somehow."
Janet:
"we're the discord of discord jack"
"Taking a wild left field guess and saying that they're not"
Epicsuperbat:
“God I wish you were peppermint “
Brush:
"they could be. They Could Be."
Wonder:
"c-...could you maybe help them?"
"I CAN be"
Janet:
"yeah but also dramatic irony is a risk here"
J0rt:
"please don't"
Greenshi:
"N o"
chirp:
"ideally not!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hmm tempting”
Moon:
"N O"
Moon:
"LARry focus. toj punched prism"
"Hahaha, I'm just joshin'"
Garf:
".......god"
Janet:
"oh btw this is a dream world"
Aubz:
“Wait, so you knew about us already though?”
Moon:
"mmmmLARRY"
Aquelon:
"i did like half think 'hm it sounds like dani doesn't know as much as she should, is this larry' but i didn't mention it, shoulda mentioned it that woulda been clutch of me."
Aubz:
“Most people are surprised about the Nelson voices…”
Insider2000:
"That was perfect."
"Yeah no I've been getting as much info about what the hell's up with prism based on your freakin waterfall of info"
Brush:
"hey since larry's sorta one of dr order's 'creations'. larry can you tell when Weird Shit happens to peoples' speech"
Greenshi:
"Gang, I think I know how others feel about us now. Larry is making me Feel It"
Moon:
"10/10 performance you win the gold ribbon"
"Thank you, I had seven years practice"
Wonder:
"augh....."
J0rt:
":nelsob:"
Aubz:
“Ah…”
Brush:
"sure did"
"So let me get this straight...."
Greenshi:
"You sure do, doc. You sure do."
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey did you spend Valentines with J0hn???”
Greenshi:
"Prism
Epicsuperbat:
“This is very important”
Brush:
"prism
"Prism can do crazy reality shit and has been doing it but also Justice Man punched her so hard she can't retcon it?"
Moon:
"white woman"
Aquelon:
"YEAH"
Brush:
"YEah!"
Wonder:
"sorta, yeah"
Bubbly:
"pretty much"
J0rt:
"Also, this is a dream!"
Greenshi:
"That's the long and short of it"
Aubz:
“Yep!”
"Yeah, I caught on since Crimbo and I aren't one and the same"
Aquelon:
"he broke through her trying to retcon him out of fighting her to do it, too, it was awesome"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah also Men’s Tits”
Brush:
"larry can you sense it. did you get any sort of weird feeling when cha cha and prism talked."
J0rt:
"How has that uh. Been"
Wonder:
"so you're like...dreaming separately?"
"Nope....no weird feeling."
Brush:
"damn"
Janet:
"yeah also she seems to be trying to make dramatic tension happen for whatever reason"
Brush:
"chronic Make Thing Story"
"And yeah, we're two different consciousnesses, so we dream separate"
Aubz:
“Interesting!”
Janet:
"so if you end up in a peppermint chase sequence, that's why, and yes that already happened"
Wonder:
"do you wake crimson up sometimes with wild shit to say?"
Janet:
":PERSONA:"
Epicsuperbat:
“Did you spend valentines with J0hn? This is very important”
Moon:
" :PERSONA: "
chirp:
"How have things... been, in the waking world, with that whole arrangement?"
"I COME FROM A WORLD WHERE THE LIGHT IN MY HEART PREVAILS!!!!"
"....god I wish that were me"
[55: Monday Mark vs Brunette Roxas]
Greenshi:
"Yeah, you good larry?"
Aquelon:
"if you're gonna remember any of this in the morning, which you almost definitely won't, remember to keep bugging crimson into making a couple pretty major apologies (val, naut, LVE), and that prismatic shadow needs help."
"Oh yeah, I figure I haven't had a lot of visibility since the whole Cobalt deal"
Brush:
"oh yeah, he Knows."
Wonder:
"well. you sorta did. in a way. but you already know that"
Etharia:
“Larry what is your response to the allegations.”
"It's been goin...honestly, Crimson's a pretty chill guy. I think the whole getting reduced to atoms thing mellowed him out a little bit."
J0rt:
"Makes sense!"
Etharia:
“God I wish that were me.”
Epicsuperbat:
“Fair enough”
Brush:
"got the bastard purified out of him"
Aubz:
“Good to hear! I think plenty of people were worried about ya!”
"Plus Prism did a number on him with the whole God of Treachery thing" [CPUK Grand Tournament arc spoilers]
spoiler tags are ooc
J0rt:
"Yeahhhh I bet"
Wonder:
"yeah."
Janet:
"honestly we also figured you'd be having a blast messing with him"
Bubbly:
"i can imagine"
Aubz:
“Yeah. That’s gotta be rough.”
Greenshi:
"Oh yeah, hows he been? Is he like normal?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Also Valentine’s Day did you see J0hn?”
"Oh, he's been tryin to act all tough, but I know he's got some mushy center in the middle"
Brush:
"like a tootsie pop!"
Wonder:
"yeah"
Janet:
"he's goo"
J0rt:
"He is pretty gooey"
Aubz:
“Guess you guys have the gooey part in common!”
J0rt:
"Hey speaking of tootsie pops. What's your favorite flavor of tootsie pop"
J0rt:
"this is important research"
Epicsuperbat:
“Wish I was gooey”
Greenshi:
"This is what you've been training for! The human (?) Tootsie pop!"
chirp:
"psychological tootsie pop problem. how many deaths does it take to get to the emotional center of a god of evil"
J0rt:
"ASJKLFJSLADGHLDSFKJ"
"To answer the Valentine's question, I 'saw' him yeah. I asked Crimson to let me see him and he accepted. But he made it a point that he wasn't giving up his cover to, and I'm quoting here, 'give into my thirsty bizz'"
Brush:
"god"
Brush:
"good for you tho!"
J0rt:
"KDSLFLKDAFJKFADSLJDF???"
Moon:
"LmOA"
Bubbly:
"im glad though!"
Epicsuperbat:
“At least he let you do that”
"So, we had to do a bit of spying, which....felt a little creepy....but I know that sometimes when J0hn gets stressed...."
Insider2000:
"That's good, at least."
Aquelon:
"i'm gonna have to make a note of that or something so we can make sure we bring it up next time there's a tournament whose participants are awake"
"He goes out on our back porch and plays some of his arpeggiated synths out of his speakers....."
"And he just closes his eyes and takes in the fresh air...."
Epicsuperbat:
“Awww”
"I figured on Valentines Day, he might be stressed, so......"
Wonder:
"damn it dude, don't make us cry right now, we're trying to stop a white woman :nelsob: "
Greenshi:
":nelsob: "
Brush:
":nelsob:"
Moon:
"sobs"
"Yeah I....I miss him....."
"But one upside!"
J0rt:
"Do you think you can see him in the dream?"
"Is he's in this tournament, yeah?"
J0rt:
"Yeah!"
Greenshi:
"Yeah!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah!”
"I've been spending time with him between matches"
J0rt:
"He's fighting Therapuppy next I believe!"
Brush:
"!givej0hnakiss"
Epicsuperbat:
“Gay time”
Moon:
"oh yeah"!
Insider2000:
"Oh good!"
Janet:
"heck yeah"
J0rt:
"Nice, tell him we say hi next time you see him!"
Aubz:
“Hell yeah!!!”
J0rt:
"Or not"
J0rt:
"That might be confusing"
"I know that neither of us will remember it when we wake up....."
"But that's the thing about a world with no consequences....."
Janet:
"crimson said that while you don't remember these dreams, you do still kinda feel that it happened, so hopefully that might linger"
"You gotta do what you can do enjoy it"
"And yeah....I think it does...."
Brush:
"hopefully j0hn's dreaming too. so he can feel it."
"He is"
Moon:
"stop talking to us go spend time with j0hn!!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Gay Time”
Brush:
"for the love of god please !givej0hnakiss"
J0rt:
"!givej0hnakiss"
Aubz:
“Give him a kiss!!”
Wonder:
"YEAH, GO STOP PEPPERMINT, GIVE US BACK TO DANI, AND GO BE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU SAPPY DORK :nelsob: "
Moon:
"!givej0hnahug"
Epicsuperbat:
“Go make out with your boyfriend!”
J0rt:
"also. on that note. !givelarryahug"
Moon:
"YEAH STOP TALKING TO THIS ROCK AND GO BE WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND, who knows when youll see him again"
Bubbly:
"!givelarryahug"
Epicsuperbat:
“!givelarryamug”
Brush:
"!givelarryamug"
Janet:
"!givelarryagirlbossmug"
"Ha! You guys! And Crimson calls ME the lovesick softie!"
Brush:
"YOU ARE"
Wonder:
"YOU ARE"
Moon:
"YOU ARE"
Brush:
"and so are we 🥺"
Epicsuperbat:
“YOU ARE”
J0rt:
"we're all softies here it's the truth of it"
Aubz:
“We are!!”
Greenshi:
"Dont worry dude, thingsll be better. They have to be"
Epicsuperbat:
“We all love love”
Aubz:
“We’re very glad you get to see J0hn again.”
"Don't worry guys, I know what I'm doin!"
Aquelon:
"if you're sure!"
J0rt:
"ooh, do you have a plan?"
Moon:
"im sure you do larry!"
Aubz:
“I trust you! And good luck!”
Aquelon:
"Hi friends etc etc"
"A plan? No, not really..."
"I wasn't aware I needed one!"
Moon:
"fuck around and find out!"
Brush:
"to be fair. neither do we"
Epicsuperbat:
“The plan is be gay do crime”
Aubz:
“Plans sometimes just happen as you go.”
J0rt:
"very very true"
Brush:
"we're just a ceramic hedgehog being passed around"
Janet:
"we've just kinda had the plot happen at us this whole time while we bewilder whoever's holding us"
"See, you guys get it!"
Wonder:
"yeah, we're being passed around a lot"
Wonder:
"like some sort of hot potato"
"But I gotta pass you off to somebody...."
Janet:
"we got thrown at dani once"
Aquelon:
"well no we have been being insufferable towards prism and that might be working"
J0rt:
"not peppermint"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is it peppermint???”
Aubz:
“Yeah, probably not Peppermint…”
"Tell you what, I'll keep you guys posted!"
END NELSON EVENT
We can end there
Oh wait
REPORT!
"It just goes to show!!!! That CPU KERFUFFLE! IS LIGHT!"
MONDAY MARK has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BRUNETTE ROXAS
"Big sword you got there. I've dealt with my fair share of Hakumen, though. I'm not too impressed."
"Believe me, child. You've never dealt with anything like this before"
[56: Danthony vs Sephiroth]
Bubbly:
Hold on I need to look something up.
Bubbly:
Yeah that's funny
(yes this is funny)
mums:
ive never seen this guy before but his design rules
Hakumen's from blazblue. He has some really cool lore that I dig, but fighting against him suuuuucks because he has a very very very big sword and like 5 different counters
Although if I tried to explain his lore, I'd be stuck on the Blazblue Lore rabbit hole
ROUND 3!!!!
Insider2000:
I like Hakumen for one reason, and one reason only, and that was this scene:
understandable have a great day
And we have a report from the field!
"Hmmmmm....I suppose I am a white void....with cold steel. With blade in hand, I do reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am Sephiroth. Your end has come!"
DANTHONY has been knocked into the loser's bracket by SEPHIROTH
"Hey, I hate to pry, because I doubt it's worth the trouble....but I saw you holding up your hands in the shape of a heart towards the moon......is that something I should be concerned about?"
"Oh yeah! It's a thing I saw my pal Demyx doin, and I thought it fit my brand! Why? You know him?"
[57: Blonde Sora vs Rubberband Rebecca]
I STAND BY THIS THEORY UNTIL THE DAY I DIE
Bubbly:
"hi!!!"
Greenshi:
"hello!"
evening:
"hi!"
Moon:
"hello!"
Brush:
"hewwo!"
"Hey guys, it's me, Dani!"
Prince:
"hewwo"
Mako:
"dance water dance"
chirp:
"Hello!"
Wonder:
"welcome back dani"
Epicsuperbat:
“HI”
Insider2000:
“Hiya, Dani!”
Wybie:
"hi dani!"
Brush:
"it's dani! for real!"
Wonder:
"how was the closet?"
Moon:
" is it dani. are you really dani?"
J0rt:
"Is it Dani or is it just Larry again"
Greenshi:
"how do crimson's lips tatse?"
Mako:
"hey! It's us! Discord!"
Janet:
"sephiroth :c"
Wybie:
"oh wait yeah we should check"
Epicsuperbat:
“Did you kiss Crimson”
Natalya:
"Hey do we tell her about larry- oh"
J0rt:
"Y'ALL"
"Crimson's lips? Did I......why do you need to know?"
Prince:
"Y'all :)"
Insider2000:
“Behave y’all!”
Mako:
"SHE DERSERVES TO KNOW"
Janet:
"larry said you kissed crimson"
Brush:
"tell us"
Mako:
"Larry did a prank"
"He did??? God, what an asshole!"
Moon:
"hi dani im so sorry"
Mako:
"and said you kissed Crimson in the closet"
Janet:
"while shapeshifted as you, so i suspect he kissed crimson and didn't want to tell us"
Brush:
"telling lies and fibs"
Aegis:
"It was Really funny"
J0rt:
"well it was less larry told us you kissed crimson and more that he was pretending to be you and said 'i kissed crimson' which isn't the EXACT same thing"
Epicsuperbat:
“Don’t worry you’re gonna get to beat him up soon”
J0rt:
"true!"
"Okay, not gonna lie, that DOES sound pretty damn funny."
Brush:
"gonna get his ass"
chirp:
"He saw you guys hide in a closet and decided to fuck with us"
Wonder:
"it was very funny"
J0rt:
"it was pretty funny honestly"
Greenshi:
"we got got"
Janet:
"google's great btw"
Wybie:
"it was really funny"
Brush:
"it was so funny"
"Ha! Well sure is a good thing that, like, you know, we DIDNT kiss in there!"
Brush:
"SURE didn't"
Greenshi:
"...."
Bubbly:
"uh huh"
Mako:
"Ha yeah :D"
J0rt:
"i sure hope not!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Did you?”
Wonder:
"sure sounds like something someone who kissed crimson would say /j"
Janet:
"definitely never happened"
Insider2000:
“YEAH! What a relief!”
Epicsuperbat:
“You know we’d support you if you did”
Natalya:
" Anyway uhhhh. OH CHA CHA"
"Yeah!!! Yeah, no, absolutely! That guy's got, like goop and stuff, you know?"
Moon:
" well how are you doing other than that OH YEAH CHA CHA"
Aubz:
"Hi dani!!"
Janet:
"oh yeah chacha resisted the prisming"
Wonder:
"oh yeah, cha cha broke free of the rewrites"
"So I would NEEEEEVER do that!"
Mako:
"Oh that's right Cha Cha!"
Insider2000:
“Goop cooties.”
"Ha......"
Greenshi:
"..............."
J0rt:
"I mean Larry's pretty goopy and J0hn doesn't seem to have a problem kissing him"
Brush:
"still not convinced you aren't larry"
Wybie:
"is this some kind of reverse reverse psychology"
Greenshi:
"Larry."
Wonder:
"larry, is this you again."
Mako:
"Dani? Is there something you want to share with the class?"
"Eh, nothing ventured nothing gained"
shapeshift noises
"Yeah I havent found her yet"
J0rt:
"AAAYYYYY"
Moon:
"LARRY"
Aubz:
"FOOL ME ONCE"
Wybie:
"god dammit not AGAIN"
Brush:
"BASTARD"
Epicsuperbat:
“God damnit”
Greenshi:
"fucker /affectionate"
J0rt:
"MY MAN"
Mako:
"LARRY YOU SON OF A B###H"
Moon:
"FLORIDA MAN!!!!!"
Insider2000:
“LAROLD FLORIDA MAN!”
Wybie:
"i THOUGHT that was a weird reaction"
Janet:
"eventually we'll manage to tell her about chacha…"
J0rt:
":larroldson:"
Janet:
"don't make us teach you about grunk pit"
Basalt:
"Hi Larry"
Mako:
"You really like doing that, don't you?"
Greenshi:
"you Really want dani and crimson to make out, don't'cha?"
"I know I got SOME of ya with that"
Epicsuperbat:
“Larry did you kiss crimson?”
Brush:
"yeah let's tell you about grunk pit!"
Janet:
":PERSONA:"
Basalt:
"TBH saw this one coming, it was the exclamation marks"
Aubz:
"What about J0hn Wood? :)"
Natalya:
"that thing about grunk pit is a very real threat"
"Maybe I did, maybe I didn't"
Aubz:
"WHAT"
"Nah, I wouldn't kiss Crimson, these lips are for one man only"
Epicsuperbat:
“Good”
J0rt:
"thank god"
"So what's goin on?"
Brush:
"yeah..."
Wonder:
"danthony lost"
Brush:
"i've been making cursed art"
Mako:
"Ska Cha Cha Friday"
"Yeah, I'm watchin, and right now Blora's losin' too!"
Wonder:
"nothing's happened yet"
Mako:
"oof"
Epicsuperbat:
“How many Sephiroths are there?”
Aubz:
"Nothing's happened with Prism, if that's what you're asking"
Bubbly:
"we're just kinda chilling right now"
Mako:
"We're vibin"
Basalt:
"I just got here. I'm doing Spanish homework"
Janet:
"the channel's changed name slightly if you care about that"
"Channel name?"
Basalt:
"Yeah now there's a (2!!) in front"
"What are we The Discovery Channel now?"
Brush:
"how we're talking to you!"
Wybie:
"yeah we said it was like a radio remember"
Aubz:
"We see this through Discord."
Mako:
"Where we all talk to you in the server"
J0rt:
"hey larry did you know we have an emote with your mask photoshopped onto a nelson"
J0rt:
"look at this :larroldson:"
Basalt:
"I think it's to make it show up better that this is the second thread, since thread names cut off"
"Ohhhhhh gotcha! I'll pretend I fully get that"
Brush:
"y'know i'm not sure Discord The Application exists in this world"
Mako:
"I don't think they can see the Larroldson"
"Oh wait y'all are on Discord?"
Janet:
"when we post :nelsob: does the nelson cry?"
J0rt:
"yep!"
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
Mako:
"yep!"
Wybie:
"no it does but it's probably different somehow"
Janet:
"yeah"
Brush:
"yeah"
"Lemme see........"
Basalt:
"Y'know the application Discord Jack is based on?"
J0rt:
"why do you think discord jack is called that lol"
Brush:
"discord jack y'know"
Mako:
"we're howling at the moon"
Wybie:
"dont forget larry HAS discord"
Brush:
"aoooooooooooo"
Aubz:
"awooooooo"
Janet:
"awoo!"
Mako:
"awoooo"
Wybie:
"awoooo"
Wonder:
"larry, share your discord name"
Epicsuperbat:
“Awoooo”
J0rt:
"awooooo!"
"Yeah I was just double checkin"
"LarryFLMan#0420 Send me a request"
Basalt:
"Will do"
Mako:
"420 nice"
Brush:
"weed man"
Basalt:
"Nice that you got #0420"
Ghost:
"yo?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Ha ha it’s the funny sex number”
Brush:
"sex number????"
Brush:
"what kind of sex are you having"
Mako:
"420 of them"
Epicsuperbat:
“0”
Wonder:
"damn, didn't work..."
J0rt:
"DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS"
"Yeah I havent gotten any requests yet...."
Brush:
"different dimension i think"
Basalt:
"I think it's a universe crossover problem"
Wonder:
"oh. wait. it's a dream."
Ghost:
"Everyone friend Larry!"
Brush:
"oh yeah and a dream."
"That makes sense. Y'all are in a whole other universe, right?"
Prince:
"!GiveLarryAFriendRequest"
Moon:
"what the Fuck are you guys talking about"
Janet:
"yeah discord's not pandimensional it seems :c"
Ghost:
"welp. Friend him in your dreams!"
Brush:
"we're realer than you"
Basalt:
"Mine didn't go through either, probably a dream thing and a dimension thing"
Insider2000:
"The fuck?!?"
Wybie:
"i think we might have a different version of discord considering larry isn't inside a guy or a ceramic hedgehog"
(I had to make sure I didnt give you a discord tag someone was using lol)
astrid:
(well, you could be using it,,)
I could but that would take a lot of work to set up
Brush:
no arg this time
yeah my track record with keeping up with args is....not the best lol
We have a report from the field!!!!
Brush:
"oho! report!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Report”
"So wait a minute....could I borrow that Gummi Ship of yours.....for........reasons.....?"
BLONDE SORA has been knocked into the loser's bracket by RUBBERBAND REBECCA
Wonder:
she's already got the bus, what more does she need
backup
Epicsuperbat:
“Why hasn’t anyone taken Rebecca to the moon yet?”
Mako:
"Because there are worlds that are like one location"
"Between everything you went through to become who you are to being so in love with someone.....well.....so unpredictable....I can imagine, you have a lot you need to process"
"Well good thing I was built with an i9-12900K processor! Ha ha......yes that would be great, thank you..."
[61: Hackerman J0hn vs Therapuppy]
J0rt:
fun fact if j0hn loses this he fights peppermint again
oh god that means if therapuppy loses.....
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
ROUND THREE!!
twas down to last hit
"I know you're under a lot of stress right now, but I've seen the loser's bracket......sorry......."
HACKERMAN J0HN has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THERAPUPPY
".............................YOU DID WELL FOR YOURSELF"
[64: Barry vs Captain Quadratic]
UPDATE: QUAD WENT FOR THE FALCON PUNCH
DIDNT GET IT
UNRELATED BUT
ROUND 3!!!!!!!!!!!
We have a report from the field!
"......not to sound like one of THOSE guys, but........Captain Valentine wouldn't be the homewrecker type, right?"
CAPTAIN QUADRATIC has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BARRY
one direction voice "He's insecure"
Listen, if I took my girl to the interdimensional fighting tournament and found out the alternate version of her made a clone of an incredibly hot muscular man to be her boyfriend?
I'd be a lil insecure
And with that we are back in loser's bracket! Losing here means you're out!
To give the recent fighters a rest, we will be going bottom to top rather than top to bottom!
"Wow! I'm be super excited to meet the new character of Nicktoons All-Star Brawl!!!!! Is what I would say if I played bad Melee ripoffs!"
"A gamer? It should be a testament to my laziness how I won't even bother making a joke"
[65: Garfield vs NaCLMore]
ngl
seeing garfield and naclmore fight for survival while Whip is win winners feels VERY strange
I think the seeding mighta been fucked but
I'm not complaining
pretty close first match.....
ROUND THREE!!!!!
Brush:
"hey!"
Aubz:
"Hi dani!!"
chirp:
"Hello!"
Aubz:
"Is this dani?"
"..."
Moss:
"sup"
"Yeah, it's me....."
Brush:
"you good?"
Mako:
"Something wrong?"
Wonder:
"you good?"
mums:
"You okay? Need a sec?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is this Larry again?”
evening:
"is something up?"
Moss:
"you good?"
"Prism and I had a talk."
J0rt:
"What happened?"
Brush:
"mhm."
Janet:
"ah"
evening:
"oh."
Mako:
"Oh no"
Aubz:
"What???"
Moss:
"well thats never good"
mums:
"Ah, jeez."
Epicsuperbat:
“Grrr”
Natalya:
"uh oh
"That stuff you guys were saying about a 'series'...."
Brush:
"yeah!"
Mako:
"oh..."
Aubz:
"Uh."
Janet:
"yep!"
Bubbly:
"oh...."
Natalya:
"ah fuck"
"And how you're 'more real'...."
Brush:
"yeah that's. hm yeah"
Epicsuperbat:
“Oh”
"Starting to make a lot of sense"
Epicsuperbat:
“Sorry about that”
mums:
"Dani, I'm sorry."
Brush:
"sorry about the crisis!"
Insider2000:
“…Sorry, mate.”
Wonder:
"yeah. it's...rough."
Aubz:
"Yeah. Uh."
Moss:
"Fucked up and gave her a crisis"
"It's all good."
Mako:
"Sorry for springing this on you"
mums:
"This isn't a very easy way to learn."
Aubz:
"Sorry you had to find out this way."
Janet:
"want to know someone else who knows who you can talk to about it?"
mums:
"If you want to talk about it with someone, Val knows. Multiple people do."
Mako:
"On the bright side, after this tourney you'll forget about it"
Insider2000:
“For all the same, you’re probably the most popular.”
"Yeah. I'll probably talk with someone about it, and like you said, I'll forget when this is all said and done....."
Epicsuperbat:
“I though that was Squid Jenny”
Natalya:
"Alright I know several people who have had slightly similar experiences, and the best thing to remember is that the emotions you feel are still very real"
Janet:
"we can try to remind you through jack when you wake up if you'd like"
"....well I guess knowing I'm appreciated feels better."
"....I would....prefer it if you guys didn't."
Moss:
"its like anesthia
or whatever theu put on you when they do your teeth"
Brush:
"aight!"
Brush:
"ignorance is bliss sometimes"
Mako:
"understandable"
Janet:
"got it"
Epicsuperbat:
“That’s fair”
Wonder:
"👍"
Moss:
"understandable"
mums:
"We'll avoid the topic."
Epicsuperbat:
“Can you turn into a plant?”
Janet:
"would you like to?"
We have a report from the field!
"Must be rubbin' off on me! I'm too lazy to even think about how bad I beat you!"
GARFIELD has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by TWIST and NACLMORE
Brush:
"cat down"
Epicsuperbat:
“Cat gone”
"Listen...I'm just gonna need a quick minute, alright guys?"
Bubbly:
"of course"
Brush:
"👋"
Aubz:
"Take care of yourself."
Wonder:
"take your time"
Epicsuperbat:
“Sure”
Greenshi:
"take your time"
"I bet I'll be right as rain in just a bit"
mums:
"Understandable. Maybe hand us off for a bit?"
Brush:
"we are a Lot"
"Yeah, I'll uh....you'll know when someone new's got you"
Bubbly:
"sounds good!"
END NELSON EVENT
Brendle:
Ok who were we just talking to? I missed it
Dani
She just learned about It
I said it ic but I guarantee she'll bounce back from it
"I...I'm sorry, but I don't think I'd be able to eat a pizza....see, I can't-"
"No worries! We have a fresh garden salad as well!!"
[68: Pizza Party vs Google]
Janet:
"if i had a tail i'd wag it too"
Brush:
"GOOGLE"
Brush:
"he's fighting <3"
Epicsuperbat:
“GOOGLE”
Janet:
"elgoog"
Epicsuperbat:
“EL GOOG”
"Anyway, check this out! Dani gave it to me! It's like the Discord Jack thing!"
Mako:
"GOOG!"
Brush:
"chartreuse!"
Moss:
"have we been handed to chartruse"
Mako:
"Tell Treuse we said hi!"
Janet:
"yes"
Janet:
"we have nelsoned her"
"Oh! Oh yeah! She showed me that earlier. It's really neat, huh?"
Brush:
"get nelson'd lmao"
Moss:
"get nelsoned"
Wonder:
"get nelson'd"
Greenshi:
"Get nelson'd"
"I'll say! Have you talked with these guys before? They seem to really like ya!"
Brush:
"yeah!!!"
J0rt:
"we do!!!"
Bubbly:
"we do!!"
Brush:
"love her <3"
"Oh, uh......yeah....yeah I did."
Moss:
"That is a true statment WE DO!"
Janet:
"she's great!"
Epicsuperbat:
“We also like you as well! Your cool Folk!”
Janet:
"you're great!"
"And....do you wanna talk with them again? You got kinda....low tempo, Treusy"
Wonder:
"...i think she talked to prism"
Janet:
"last time we talked to her prism manipulated her…"
Wonder:
"oh right"
"Oh, no they're great! It's just I have some unfortunate memories from the last time we talked :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“!givechartreuseahug”
Brush:
"HEY"
Bubbly:
"HEY."
Wonder:
"AUAGHHHH..."
Natalya:
"PRISIM"
Janet:
"that sounded like prism text"
Mako:
"HEY FOLK THATS PRISM"
Wonder:
"KILL THAT WHITE WOMAN"
Moss:
"PRISM?!"
J0rt:
"HEY WHAT WAS THAT SMILEY FACE"
Epicsuperbat:
“KILL PRISM”
Janet:
"prism is being mean :c"
Moss:
"END PRISM IS THAT PRISM"
Mako:
"PRISM IS SPEAKING THROUGH CHARTREUSE BE CAREFUL"
"....why is this thing freaking out all of a sudden?"
Epicsuperbat:
“LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE YOU EVIL WHITE WOMAN”
Wonder:
"sorry, prism sucks and she keeps manipulating everyone"
Janet:
"we can tell when prism rewrites stuff"
Moss:
"SMILEY FACE EQUALS PRISM"
Moon:
"KILL PRISM KILL PRISM"
Janet:
"and she just did"
Aubz:
"KILL"
Natalya:
"Prism changed what Charchruse said"
Moss:
"WE SAW SMILEY FACE THEREFORE PRISM"
".....I......I have to go, Folk.....I love you, I promise, just......I'll be back later....."
J0rt:
":nelsob:"
"Treusy, I-"
Epicsuperbat:
“A”
Brush:
"might wanna pass us off to someone else :nelsob:"
Moss:
"she really is a jumpscare jesus christ"
Janet:
"sorry :c prism seems especially keen on messing with chartreuse"
Wonder:
"she's...been like this her whole life. crimson told us about it."
".....With her whole narrative schtick right?"
Wonder:
"yep"
Janet:
"probably because it's easier now she's mortal…"
Janet:
"yeah"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah can you shoot her for us?”
Brush:
"yeah"
mums:
"You should try and comfort her maybe. You can pass us off if you need to."
Natalya:
"Yeah."
"Yeah, unfortunately, that tracks"
Moss:
"can we be thrown at her head"
Moss:
"this is an option i would like to consider"
"Heh....I'll keep it in mind if I see her"
Janet:
"probably don't throw us at prism, you have a perfectly good gun"
Moss:
"LETS GO AIR ATTACK"
Wonder:
"yeah, and make sure you don't say anything either"
Wonder:
"she will rewrite your words mid-sentence"
Natalya:
"I would like to say not to do that? We should NOT be near prisim"
Janet:
"oh yeah, prism can only rewrite what you say"
"But I'll probably pass you off in a minute....after all I'm outside the arena right now. I got someone who'll be coming out in a few that I trust to pass you guys off to"
Moss:
"If you plug your ears you cant hear her extisential bullshit. "
Moss:
"simple solution"
"So.....quick question....Chartreuse was telling me about how time works weird in some dimensions....especially the ones where Prism messes around"
"Have you guys felt any weird time stuff?"
Brush:
"oh, very"
Brush:
"how long has this whole tournament taken for you?"
Wonder:
"not really felt, but yeah"
Janet:
"yeah bling bling boy's alive and this tournament's been going for three days for us"
Epicsuperbat:
“The past few years have been weird”
mums:
"In the Green Tournament, Prism changed it so that Quad v Goog went 2-1 instead of 2-0"
"Hm...well, there's a lot of matches, but it started about yesterday"
Brush:
"hm. longer than i expected!"
Natalya:
"hmm."
Wonder:
"damn, this dream goes on for days"
chirp:
"We jrpg summoned TOJ to give her a black eye and she reset to before the scene, but couldnt get rid of the shiner."
"Dream?"
Aubz:
"THis is a drream."
Aubz:
"pretend i said that right"
Brush:
"oh yeah you might be dreaming. or fake. it's fine!"
Moss:
"I swear if we just did it again im going to lose it"
"You'll have to narrow it down, every day with Chartreuse feels like a dream"
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism is doing some stuff and this is a dream world she created”
Brush:
"AW"
chirp:
"CORNBALL"
J0rt:
"AWWW"
"Heh....sorry...couldn't help myself"
Moon:
"awe cute but you are literally asleep right now"
Natalya:
"awwwww"
Moss:
"ADORABLE"
Epicsuperbat:
“YOU ARE SO CUTE!!!”
Janet:
"you're dreaming rn, prism's extra strong in dreams so she's made a dream tournament"
Janet:
"aww!!"
"Huh......"
ROUND THREE!!!
Moss:
"Hey folk where do dreams come from"
Janet:
"apparently she does this kinda thing a lot?"
Wonder:
"she even did it to some of us"
Epicsuperbat:
“Let’s go goog!”
"Where do they come from? Like what part of the brain?"
Moss:
"yes"
"Temporal lobe. Same one used for creating memories"
Moss:
"and is it possible for peoppe to have connected dreams"
Natalya:
"memories... interesting..."
"From a basic scientific perspective, no, but from that same scientific perspective, you can't go seven years in the past and flirt with a beautiful protector of the very concept of time"
Brush:
";)"
Janet:
"oh btw in the waking world prism's tied up on a chair by quad, it's great"
Moss:
"1. cute. 2. we really should update science"
Brush:
"it's so funny"
Wonder:
"she also got a black eye"
chirp:
"The things that happen in these prism dreams... you dont remember when you wake up. But apparently they linger somehow anyway."
Epicsuperbat:
“How would one go about getting a date with a goddess of time? Just curious”
"Convenient we got a science guy here then"
"A little less convenient that it's Larry, but hey"
Moss:
"He might be dead"
Brush:
"LARRY"
Brush:
"lying trickster"
J0rt:
"LARROLD"
Aubz:
"LARRY!!!"
Brush:
"larry's been telling fibs"
J0rt:
"he's a lying trickster but we love him <3"
Janet:
"larry tried to convince us dani kissed crimson btw"
"Let me guess"
Janet:
"it was very funny"
"Dani kissin' Crimson?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Larry said Crimson and Dani kissed, some of us ship it now”
Wonder:
"yeah"
J0rt:
"oh you heard about it already"
Moss:
"Yeah"
Brush:
"he tried to do it twice"
"Yeah he got me with that one too"
Brush:
"HA"
J0rt:
"JDLFSHAWIODSHFKLJFDSL??"
Prince:
"what"
Brush:
"HA AHA"
Wonder:
"he- what?"
Moss:
"He really gettin everyone"
Natalya:
"hdhehwwh"
Janet:
"amazing"
J0rt:
"HAS HE JUST BEEN??? REPEATING THE BIT????"
Brush:
"MAN"
Aubz:
"TWICE! Love this man"
J0rt:
"TO WHOEVER???"
chirp:
"hes COMMITTED to this bit huh????"
Bubbly:
"the bastard (affectionate)"
Mako:
"Is that how Dani found out?"
Wonder:
"oh he told you, too... i thought he made up a rumor between you and treuse..."
Brush:
"GOD"
Moss:
"THE BIT DIES WHEN HE DIES IG?!"
Moss:
"which with danni
will be soon"
Janet:
"he's also been off hanging out with and/or smooching j0hn in these dreams, he's as bad as you are"
Janet:
"it's adorable"
Epicsuperbat:
“Love is real and alive in these dreams”
We have a report from the field!
"It's a shame you can't eat......you'd REALLY like this one...."
GOOGLE has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by HACKERMAN J0HN and PIZZA PARTY
Epicsuperbat:
“NOOOOO EL GOOG”
Brush:
"there goes goog"
Bubbly:
"google......"
Janet:
"gonegle"
Brush:
"gonegle"
Moss:
"Have you tried pizza party pizza
i heard its really good"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can you give the nelson some pizza? I’m hungry”
"Oh hey! I'm gonna go check on Treusy. Thanks for your kindness, guys."
Bubbly:
"seeya folk!!"
Janet:
"seeya!"
evening:
"bye folk!"
"Hey! Catch!"
Moss:
"Ok! be safe"
mums:
"np! into googs hands we go I think"
END NELSON EVENT
Epicsuperbat:
“Weeee”
Janet:
"wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Brush:
"hey!"
J0rt:
"hi!"
mums:
"Hiya buddy!"
Aubz:
"Hi!"
Bubbly:
"hi!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey”
chirp:
"Howdy!"
Moss:
"Hello!"
Greenshi:
"Ello"
Mako:
"Hewwo"
"Oh! You guys again? How did.....whatever!"
Janet:
"hihihi"
Wybie:
"SHIT I JUST MISSED FOLKTREUSE"
Brush:
"HIIIIII"
Wonder:
"we get passed around a lot"
Natalya:
"Hi again. Science needs to be updated"
Aubz:
"Hi!"
Brush:
"we've been on an adventure!"
J0rt:
"Yeah, Dani needed some time to process stuff"
Wybie:
"OH SHIT WAIT IS THIS GOOGLE? OK THIS IS GOOD TOO"
Brush:
"did you hear dani kissed crimson"
J0rt:
"BRUSH"
mums:
"You did great out there!"
Moss:
"the bit will never DIE"
Janet:
"it's true! she did!"
Wybie:
"in a closet even"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah just ask Larry”
Aubz:
"Yeah Dani kissed Crimson! It was so romantic"
J0rt:
"Y'ALL."
Brush:
"told us herself! the very same dani you gave us to"
Mako:
"it is false. She did not. Larry is prankin"
"Uh oh!"
END NELSON EVENT
Epicsuperbat:
“Hello?”
Moss:
"HEY?"
Janet:
"uh oh?"
Wonder:
"...who is this?"
J0rt:
"HI?"
Mako:
"Hi?"
Bubbly:
"....hi?"
Brush:
"hello?"
"Sorry guys! You'll never guess who I just walked past!"
Moss:
"ARE TOU GOOD?"
Mako:
"Who?"
Wonder:
"was it pep?"
J0rt:
"...was it dani"
Brush:
"hmmmm?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Peppermint? The love of my life”
Greenshi:
"?"
Prince:
"Goku?"
"Well.....it was Prism...."
Brush:
"AH"
Moss:
"Is this what bieng a cell phone feels like"
Janet:
"ah"
Wonder:
"WHOOF."
J0rt:
"oh no"
"I didn't want her to see you!"
Mako:
"Hoo boy"
Wybie:
“uh oh”
Brush:
"GOOD"
Insider2000:
“RUN!”
Epicsuperbat:
“KILL”
Greenshi:
"UH OH"
Wonder:
"GOOD CALL"
Bubbly:
"thanks!"
Brush:
"smart!"
Aubz:
"Thanks goog!"
Moss:
"good"
J0rt:
"thank you for hiding us!!"
Mako:
"Thank for that!"
chirp:
"appreciated!"
Wonder:
"DON'T SAY ANYTHING, START MOVING"
Epicsuperbat:
“You should start running”
Janet:
"good thinking! she probably still knows we're here though?"
"Huh....ordering the whipped cream pancakes from the kids' menu? I guess I'm not really one to judge you for that"
"Just make sure that you get the rainbow sprinkles on there And lots of em! :)"
[69: Prism vs IHOB]
"Yeah, she was entering the arena right as I was leaving"
Brush:
"at least she'll be occupied"
Mako:
"WHITE WOMAN SPOTTED"
Moss:
"How will she know we are here
she sinply cant"
Epicsuperbat:
“CMON IHOB KILL THE WHITE WOMAN”
Janet:
"hey prism you're a nerd you're gonna lose it's gonna be hilarious"
"I'll have to keep you guys posted on this one....."
Epicsuperbat:
“Can you give nelson some pancakes?”
Moss:
"thats fine, have you escaped yet?"
"Yeah, I think so since she's out on the field!"
Moss:
"Nice!"
wybie:
im still sad I just BARELY missed folk n chartreuse /lh
I'm so sorry!!!
Wonder:
"hey, did you catch her black eye?"
Moss:
"she probably earased her black eye with magic or whatever.
so she can look good"
"Oh yeah! I did! Didn't you guys say that was from the Justice Guy?"
mums:
"Do you know who else is in the arena right now Google? Actually, I'm a little surprised you're still around rn"
Janet:
"i think he already knows about the black eye"
Janet:
"yeah!"
Brush:
"YEAH!"
Wonder:
"oh right, i forgot"
Brush:
"he can hang out if he wants"
mums:
"The others when knocked out sometimes just sorta, vanish sometimes i think?"
Mako:
"yea, he puched her in the face"
Greenshi:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Wonder:
"i just don't want her to live it down"
"It's Prism vs IHOB"
Epicsuperbat:
“YEAH MMMMMMJUSTICE”
Mako:
"it was epic"
"First game they're at the last stock!"
Janet:
"oh heck, pokemon trainers strong today! D:"
Moss:
"who sre tou cheering for? I can guess but i thought i would still ask"
Wybie:
“oh yeah crimson beat the grunk didn’t he . Wild”
"129P-51I"
"135P-71I"
Epicsuperbat:
“Uhhhhhh”
Brush:
numbers!
mums:
numbers
Wonder:
"oh, he's reading out damages"
"Sorry, I had to abbreviate to scores for processing power"
Janet:
"numbers!"
Moss:
"that is indeed numbers"
Brush:
"funny numbers!"
"It was the damages on each! P stood for Prism! I stood for IHOB!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Numbers are good I like numbers”
"Heh, numbers are pretty nice!"
Brush:
"yeah! i'm allergic but"
Brush:
"they're neat sometimes"
Janet:
"i like 3 c:"
Natalya:
"Yeah got that, just not at first"
"It looks like Prism took round 1 unfortunately....her Charizard's Flare Blitz is no joke!"
Janet:
"also 6"
Brush:
"damn"
Bubbly:
"ah."
Moss:
"DANMIT"
mums:
"Google, you make a good commentator! Have you considered getting into the commentating business?"
Brush:
"7 is cool. the others make my mouth all fuzzy"
Wonder:
"her fuchsia's destructive..."
"I think that 5 is a pretty funny number!"
Brush:
"yeah!!!"
Natalya:
"Hey google, Got anything cool you want to talk about?"
Janet:
"heck yeah"
Epicsuperbat:
“Wish we could just gang up on the evil white woman”
Wybie:
“well we all know what the funniest number is”
Greenshi:
"4 is a personal favorite"
Moss:
"how do tou feel about the number 3"
Bubbly:
"green"
J0rt:
"i think 24 is a pretty cool number personally"
"Because it's odd, but it also fits within other patterns in such a way that it 'feels' even"
Epicsuperbat:
“I like 25”
Brush:
"yeah it's so neat"
Greenshi:
"Green! The funniest number!"
Bubbly:
"yeah!!"
"There's also something really funny about 67, but I can't put my finger on why....."
Moss:
"I was legally named after the number 3
allegedly"
Janet:
"hmm, i wonder why"
Mako:
"20 is apperantly a good one, I haven't seen it yet"
"0% Two stocks apiece!"
Brush:
"c'moooooooon ihob"
Mako:
"I personally like 22"
Epicsuperbat:
“Wow IHOB isn’t going down without a fight at least”
Moss:
"333 personal favorite, its 3 3's but the regular 3 has always been neat to me"
"IHOB on his last stock!"
Bubbly:
"OH NO"
Wonder:
"oh no..."
Wybie:
“67 feels like a prism number . i can’t explain how it just has the vibes”
Brush:
"noooooooooo"
Epicsuperbat:
“Ah”
Moss:
"IBOB can win it I BELIVE"
"Prism playing VERY aggressively with these flare blitzes!"
Brush:
"really aching to win"
Wonder:
"oh, she's pissed"
Epicsuperbat:
“Give him your sword!”
"Oof......"
We have a report from the field!
"Do you have any rainbow napkins? Like Tie Dye? You do? Fantastic! Let me just..........there we go! Yarrr!!!! I'm a member of the Red Kraken!!!!!!! Eyepatch and everything!!! :)"
IHOB has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by DADANDORF and PRISM
Bubbly:
"noooooo...."
Wybie:
“D:”
Brush:
"aw........"
J0rt:
":("
Greenshi:
"goD"
Epicsuperbat:
“Damn”
Moss:
"danm"
Insider2000:
“Jesus, Prism. He’s just a boy!”
Mako:
"SHE KEEPS WINNING"
Janet:
"she's not using spirits right?"
Moss:
"HE WAS JUST A CHILD"
Wybie:
“PRISM! YOU KILLED A CHILD!”
Brush:
"awful work. this is why you're the worst"
Moon:
"prism killed a child"
Moss:
"google how fast can you write a eulogy"
Mako:
"TERRIBLE, MISSION FAILED THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOU'RE THE WORST"
Epicsuperbat:
“She isn’t being very fair”
Brush:
">:("
Insider2000:
“Red Kraken should sue.”
Wonder:
"hmm..."
Epicsuperbat:
“KILL KILL MURDER KILL THE WHITE WOMAN”
Garf:
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF RED KRAKEN YOU STUPID DRIED UP WATERCOLOR OF A PERSON"
"Well...I suppose that's one way to cover up the black eye...."
Wonder:
"looking at this, google's analogy for the whole 'prism has no friends to play with' feels so... hm."
Brush:
"hmmmmmmmm"
Moss:
"google how good of throw do you have"
"Eep!"
Garf:
"Prism has no friends. Good."
END NELSON EVENT
Janet:
"?"
Brush:
"you good?"
Mako:
"Hello?"
Wybie:
“goog??”
Moss:
"ARE TOU OK"
Greenshi:
"Yellow?"
Epicsuperbat:
“You ok!?”
Insider2000:
“Prism?”
"Hi there Prism!! Good....Good fighting out there!!!"
Epicsuperbat:
“RUN AWAY!”
Moss:
"Dont let her see us please god"
Wonder:
"google, do not say anything"
"Thank you so much, Google! Always great to have support from people, don't you agree? :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“Stab her and run!”
J0rt:
"everyone ssshh!"
Moss:
"You got pokets or something"
Wonder:
"just nod your head"
"Yeah! Yeah for sure!"
".....How do you like the new look? With the eyepatch? :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi Larry!”
Garf:
I think we're just in Goog pockets
you are, you're just hidden
"Looks....swell! Just swell!"
Brush:
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"I was thinking about maybe joining the Red Kraken! Could be a lot of fun! :)"
"But I'd need a fun dance name, right? :)"
"What do you think? Any fun ideas, Google? :)"
"I, uh, I'm not big on dances....."
Brush:
"floss............"
"I was thinking something unique! Something that's simply....me, you know? Something that you hear and you just think, hey yeah! I know her! That's the friendly pirate with the rainbow colors on the Red Kraken! :)"
"Okay, so have you ever heard the rumor that if you put together enough shaving cream, it'll make a HUGE explosion?"
"Sir....whatever you are......can you please leave this Publix?"
[70: Dan vs Dougie]
Garf:
Ryan I don't think you can talk your way out of facing the consequences for this one, if you weren't already, you are more than certainly going to hell for that alone
Who's gonna pass the judgement? Me?
Ngl the idea of Prism taking Waltz's place hurt like boiling water I was just way too in character to think of the consequences
(Which there are none rofl)
Mako:
I will use my main against a level one CPU Iggy to make you feel spiritual pain
"Good lord, where do I begin with this....finding your evil counterpart that looks somewhat like you in the past....time travel....crossing dimensions...releasing spirits from yourself.....I'm sorry, this probably all sounds like nonsense"
"No.....no I understand COMPLETELY"
[73: Blonde Sora vs Susan]
for clarity I intended Susan to be Person 1 here, but it works either way
"Anyways yeah waltz doesn't exist in this universe (or I guess cluster of universes or whatever with crimson) but she exists in others, including one weird one where you're friends with DJ-PON3." [From Ryan's Miitopia streams]
".....DJ-PON3?"
Etharia:
"Yeah."
Greenshi:
"Like a horse."
Moss:
"really cool horse, you would love to meet them here"
"Is...is that its serial number?"
Greenshi:
"Who's a DJ"
J0rt:
"Google are you familiar with My Little Pony?"
Brush:
"horse dj"
Epicsuperbat:
“Google do you know what a horse is?”
Brush:
"does junie watch my little pony"
Etharia:
"Google have you never heard of my little pony"
"I don't know you....I doubt I'd know any of your pets"
Wybie:
“AHAJAKFKAHFKQKFJJSBFKD”
Etharia:
"OKAY TOURNAMENT CANCELLED GOOGLE WE ARE MARATHONING MLP RIGHT THIS INSTANT"
Brush:
"speaking of pets. how's your dog?"
THANK YOU ILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT
J0rt:
"No.... no Google 'My Little Pony' is the name of a show. I don't think any of us own little ponies"
Moon:
"google you are very good and amazing"
"Uh......okay? I guess I'll start watching, then!"
J0rt:
"but that would be pretty funny"
Epicsuperbat:
“Please pet Duck Duck and Go for me when you see them”
"I'll update you all as time goes on!"
END NELSON EVENT
There is an obvious answer to who his favorite pony will be btw
I'll let you know my thoughts in character
But first
report from the field!
I can guess Juni and Al's faves too
Anyway report!
"Well, look at the bright side, do you got an arch nemesis? Well, if you did, imagine havin' 13 more of em.
SUSAN has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
"Well, well, well! Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think we've got some unfinished business to attend to, don't we?"
"Right! And no using dissolving as an excuse this time!"
"Dang....there goes my gameplan...."
[74: The Grunk vs Folk]
"So I watched the first two episodes!"
Bubbly:
"hows the watchthrough going?"
Brush:
"that fast?"
"Yeah! I can Super Fast Forward!"
Mako:
"do you like it so far?"
"Really enjoying it!!"
Brush:
"nice!"
Bubbly:
"nice!!"
Etharia:
"nice"
"I think Juniper would really like it! Al too, probably!"
Epicsuperbat:
“You should watch it with them”
"Oh yeah maybe I can save the rest for after the tournament!"
Greenshi:
"Do you have a favorite?"
Aubz:
“We can just get Deej to tell you to watch MLP again after you wake up!!”
"My favorite? ....it's....probably Twilight Sparkle!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Unless it works differently for robots”
Bubbly:
"nice choice!"
Wonder:
"you think it'd be in a recycle bin?"
Epicsuperbat:
“GREAT CHOICE”
Greenshi:
"Niiiiiice"
Insider2000:
"Ah! Yeah."
"It was just really nice seeing someone so obsessed with studies and academic pursuits and being the best learn that it's possible to make new friends."
Brush:
"yeah!"
Bubbly:
"awww, yeah!!"
Aubz:
“Yeah!!!”
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah”
Wybie:
“awwww”
told yall it was obvious ;)
Epicsuperbat:
“El Goog my El gooleb”
Moon:
"google you are amazing"
Insider2000:
"CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY, SWAG"
"aw, shucks. You guys are amazing too!"
Insider2000:
Gives interesting connection to Mac n Cheese's "CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY, SWAG" motif. /j
INCREDIBLY INTERESTING
Moon:
:nelsob: google
of course /j
Wonder:
UH
Wonder:
oh
Wonder:
you were referring to insider's thing
Wonder:
i thought something crazy happened in the match
I was lol
Bubbly:
"❤️ "
Brush:
"❤️:green_heart::yellow_heart::blue_heart:"
Epicsuperbat:
“❤️”
Aubz:
“❤️”
"Alright, I'm gonna go check on things are going and check in later, alright?"
Brush:
"👋"
Wonder:
"see ya goog"
"Bye!"
Aubz:
“Seeya goog!!”
END NELSON EVENT
ROUND THREE!!!!!
Last stock!
We have a report from the field
"Thanks for doing that thing my son called 'The Trunks Shit', but you shoulda known it wasnt gonna make me go easy on ya!"
FOLK has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
"Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god this is the greatest day of my life oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god"
"Is this what it feels like.....to bring people hope?"
[75: Larry vs Nagito Komaeda]
Round 1
Rolled Rosa
Etharia:
LARRY STANS NAGITO?
He probably just really wants to be the one to kill
Round 1 goes to Nagito
Round 2: Larry rolls..........
Robin!
Prince:
if it's base. i'm going to die
[There is a fanfuffle character named "British Nagito", represented by Base Robin.]
I'm so sorry
It's base
I KNOW WHY
Nagito putting up one hell of a fight....
sweats
I am sorry to say
That
We
Have a Report
From Th
"HOLD IT!!!"
"Oh, what is it, Larry? You put up quite the fight? Very inspiring!"
"I was just thinkin'...."
"We're having a pretty good time here....and you want to inspire some serious hope, right?"
"Hmm....that does sound good, Larry."
"Best of 5?"
".....hahaHA!!!!! You think that you can play me like this?"
"You think that your talent of the Ultimate ??? is Lucky Student?"
"Well, I accept :)"
ROUND 3!!!
He rolled Ridley
???
"Consider this an olive branch :)"
END NELSON??? EVENT
ROUND 3 GOES TO LARRY
Round 4, Larry rolls.......
Banjo
ooc I PROMISE the rolls arent prism
Absolutely despise how tempted I am to Prism this because I REALLY want a game 5
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
???
Bubbly:
"uhhhh"
Wonder:
"oh what the fuck do you want now???"
Greenshi:
"No"
Aubz:
“YOU”
J0rt:
"uhhhh?"
Brush:
"hey"
"I want to ask you all first."
Mako:
"is this the White Woman?"
"Do you want a game 5?"
Wonder:
"FUCK OFF."
Aubz:
“Im down for a game 5 ngl”
Brush:
"i mean it'd be funny but larry lost."
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey if this is the white woman die”
Insider2000:
"Sure."
J0rt:
"not if it involves rewriting reality!!!!"
Prince:
"Can it be nagito vs nagito?"
J0rt:
"fuck off!!!!"
Greenshi:
"Not from you."
Natalya:
"Yes but I want it NATURALLY"
Epicsuperbat:
“I’d like to see Larry fight more”
Garf:
"No go Away asshole"
mums:
"I'd like one with no stakes, I just like seeing them fight."
Epicsuperbat:
“Can larry fight prism”
mums:
"Nagito moves on, but we still get to see a fight."
"Some things can't be done as naturally as we would like :)"
Aubz:
“Yeah I think Larry should fight prism!”
Wonder:
"YEAH, LIKE GETTING RID OF YOU"
Garf:
"Shut your stupid face up"
Brush:
"that's the nature of improv! you work with what you've got"
J0rt:
"well too bad, leave larry alone"
"And where else to enjoy the unnatural than where there is no consequence? :)"
Garf:
"No one likes you Prism you have no friends take your stupid smiles and take them somewhere else"
Greenshi:
"One problem with that: we hate you"
mums:
"I mean not wrong, and this Nagito is definitely not even the real one. He's... gone."
Epicsuperbat:
“Let Larry shoot you with his gun”
Aubz:
“Yeah that”
Bubbly:
"its no fun when we know its rigged"
Insider2000:
"But there are consequences, within this dream. So, no."
mums:
"I just like seeing what larry rolls."
Garf:
"We don't like hearing you talk so do us a favor and shut the fuck up"
"Very well! I've made my case, and we disagree! :)"
Brush:
"mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM"
Aubz:
“BITE”
Wonder:
"'disagree' is a very charitable way to put it"
"And by your request, I will not interfere! :)"
mums:
"Good."
Prince:
"good."
Greenshi:
"Hows that eye, prism?"
Brush:
"Good."
J0rt:
"good!"
Garf:
"Good. Now Go Away"
Aubz:
“Good!”
J0rt:
"go away!"
"Great, I got myself an eyepatch for it :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“Where’s TOJ when you need him”
Garf:
"GO AWAY"
END NELSON??? EVENT
"Hmm.......the white clothing....the brown hair.....the ????......why do you seem so familiar?"
LARRY has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by DANTOINETTE and NAGITO KOMAEDA
That will end tonight's coverage of the tournament.
I'm still doing one more match for myself because I want to know what he would have rolled......
...............
A Little Mad /lh /j
Oh yeah, ooc I agree with y'all's overall decision
Honestly, I was seconds away from just Prisming it myself and saying he won as Banjo
But I couldnt decide, which is why I sent it to you all
Megalovania is playing btw
Forgot to Fuckin Mention
Hey guys....
Mind if I do a brief post-credit cutscene
It's going to be prose
Chartreuse sat in the center of the Green Room. It would be a very long time before she would have to fight again, but she appreciated the solitude. It helped her to think about things, unobstructed....at least for the most part. As she pondered her situation more and more, that dumb smile just wouldn't leave her head. It was a taunt. It was unavoidable. What could she do? Even the actions she chose to take she believed were her own....but she knew that she couldn't know for certain.
knock knock "hey.....Treusey?" It was Folk! Probably...hopefully..."Oh, hey there Folk! What's....what's up?"
Her canine boyfriend could easily sense the discomfort as it seeped through her, covering her like a prismatic molasses, trapping her. Leaving her helpless. "Look...I'm sorry about what happened earlier. I can't...possibly imagine what Prism could have done to you. I just....want to be someone you can talk to"
She turns away, slowly. "Um...yeah....I guess that could be nice," Chartreuse thinks she says.
Folk comes over and takes a seat next to her. "It's...not easy, I know...."
"No.....it's not.....Folk......who do you think you're talking to right now?"
"The love of my life."
She couldn't help but giggle to herself, getting a small smile out of Folk. "Yeah....but I can't really.....trust myself, you know? Because for all that I know, Prism can just...change what I say. I won't know that she even did it. It'll feel like it's my idea."
"How do I know that's not happening now?"
"How do I know that hasn't been happening this whole conversation?"
"How do I know it hasn't been happening non-stop since I became mortal?"
She buries her face. "How do I know I'm......me?"
Folk pauses for a moment, giving a heavy sigh. "Chartreuse...."
"Even while you were a god, I spent more time with you than I've ever spent with anyone in my entire life."
"More than Squid Jenny. More than Plum K. Rool."
"And I know who Chartreuse is......"
The ex-goddess raises her head somewhat. "Do you know me more than Prism does? We spent so much time together, Folk....time that I wish that I could replay forever. Time that I wish we could stay in eternally, Folk. But Prism......she HAS spent eternities with me.....long.....and wretched eternities...."
"Yes, I do know you! Way more than that abusive pile of waste! You want to know why? Because I love you, Chartreuse! She wanted to know you so that she can control you. I want to know you because you are the most incredible thing I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing in my entire life. I want to know every single part of you not only so that I can adore it, but because I want to know how I can make your life the best that it can be."
"And all of these HORRORS that Prism's put you through hurts! In ways I can't imagine! And now you're having trouble with realizing who you are. And that breaks my heart, because you.....you are Chartreuse! Nothing that she can do will ever change that."
Chartreuse's tear-filled eyes look down on Folk, who is now kneeling at her side. "Now...who are you?"
"I'm...........I'm Chartreuse!"
"Yeah!" Folk is standing up, excited "Say it again!"
"I'm Chartreuse!" Chartreuse says with more confidence, a smile slowly returning to her face.
"Louder!"
"I'm Chartreuse!!!!!!!"
"YEAH!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!"
"I'm :) worthlessCHARTREUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a bright flash of green light. When Folk uncovers his eyes, he see Chartreuse standing in front of him, wearing a familiar costume. A set of armor, engraved with roman numerals......she's surrounded by an unmistakable aura.
The goddess of time has returned.
"Wh......what? Chartreuse?"
"When you're in a world of no consequence.....letting one terrible person be the only one having fun just doesn't seem right...."
She looks up in shock as an intercom blasts "We have a result from the field!!!!"
"I feel.....something............" chartreuse says to herself, as if trying to figure out exactly what it is....
"Ha.....No, no, cutie, it's.....another timeline that we can jump into......"
"I just need to find out how to get there........"
"Well ain't that in your powers?"
"Well, yeah, but I need some kind of guiding point.....let's see......there's a trick I might have seen Prism try.........I don't know how well I can do it, buuuut..............."
🇧 16🇮 16🇳 16🇬 16
"THATS IT!"
"Hang on tight, Folk!"
"What do yoaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
A harsh green glow surrounds them
And when it subsides, the two of them see it. Everyone sees it. Prism sees it......but.....doesn't notice it........
"lol hope"
NAGITO KOMAEDA has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by PLUM K ROOL and LARRY
LISTEN AFTER ALL THE BULLSHIT OF THIS SET I KNEW WE HAD TO EARN THIS ENDING LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO
"Oh my gosh! One half of a suuuper popular ship! sigh I can relate to you right now.....I wish that I could find the Crimson too....have him hold me in his arms.......<3"
"If I had an audio file of a pit bull snarling, I would be blasting that out of my speakers right now"
[77: Hackerman J0hn vs Peppermint]
Update!!
Round 1 goes to Hackerman J0hn!
Quick mid-set report from the field
"Wow, J0hn! You're really strong! This has been one heck of a fight so far! :)"
"Uhhh....thanks, Pep?"
"You know, I was looking around before our match.....and it would appear that I saw someone named Chartreuse....do you know her? :)"
"It looks like she's reverted back to the goddess of time :)"
"I thought........I was promised that :)"
"I don't like the way this looks.....Round 2, NOW!"
"Guys???"
Brush:
"hey"
Greenshi:
"shits bad"
J0rt:
"PRISM'S DOING SOME STUFF"
"I'm feeling it a LOT!!!!"
Wonder:
"TELL J0HN TO GET OUT NOW"
Janet:
"hiiiii"
Bubbly:
"YEAH"
Brush:
"YEAH PRISM'S up to Shit"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey all of peppermints dialogue was Prism just now”
Janet:
"All Of It"
"What??? All of it???"
Brush:
"All Of It."
Wonder:
"ALL OF IT"
Epicsuperbat:
“All”
J0rt:
"Everything Peppermint said since the first round ended"
Janet:
"well, the mid-fight stuff"
Janet:
"the creepy ship stuff was her"
"That doesn't sound good! Why is Prism putting so much control on her?"
"And what is this about Chartreuse?"
Janet:
"maybe to try to actualise her into another goddess of time?"
Epicsuperbat:
“To hurt me specifically”
Brush:
"chartreuse got her god powers back! through confidence!"
Janet:
"chartreuse self-actualised back into her time powers and it was awesome"
Moss:
"rebirth of a god"
Janet:
"maybe prism wants similar powers on her side"
Wonder:
"as for control, fuck if we know. i think prism just needs someone easy to manipulate"
J0rt:
"Chartreuse used her goddess powers to make Nagito lose"
Wonder:
"someone who doesn't really have a good grasp on themself"
Epicsuperbat:
“Nagito must die”
"Okay, update! Round 2 went to.....Peppermint!"
Brush:
"AUGH"
Janet:
"… oh dear"
Wonder:
"OH NO."
Epicsuperbat:
“WOOO”
Moss:
"GOD DANMMIT"
Wonder:
"OH NO OH NO OH NO"
J0rt:
"oh no j0hn oh no"
Bubbly:
"J0HN CMON"
Epicsuperbat:
“LOVE HER!”
"Wait, they're talking again..."
"Listen, I just don't understand you. Why are you like this???"
Wonder:
"yeah, j0hn, i agree"
J0rt:
"An excellent question, J0hn"
"I just.....think we can make a happy ending....."
"So, I apologize if this comes off as insensitive, it's part of a journalist's curiosity, and you don't have to answer if you don't want, but how is your relationship with your brother these days?"
"Lol fuck him"
[78: Nightly vs Squid Jenny]
CPUK is just a shit ton of W's in a row while the bad guys get just enough lenience to be threatening
Epicsuperbat:
Except peppermint will never be threatening
I mean
Holy crap side note but why are inklings popping off today?
Brush:
squid saturday
not to be confused with Waltz Wednesday
Insider2000:
On Waltz Wednesdays, we mix a mysterious concoction and throw it at the person we hate most.
so prism
ROUND THREE
last stock
99SJ-53N
We have a report from the field
"Wait, why did you ask my relationship with my brother, the bitch DIED"
SQUID JENNY has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
"So wait....you were...cheering for me when I first started?"
"Of course! You were being put down by authority even though you showed serious skill! You know Cha Cha's got your back Frame 1!"
[83: Cha Cha vs Plum K Rool]
"Hey guys! I'm back!"
Bubbly:
"hello!!"
Moss:
"hello"
J0rt:
"Hi again J0hn!"
Wonder:
"hey j0hn"
Mako:
"Hiya!"
Moss:
"Hows it going any updates"
mums:
"Hi!"
"Well I met up with Prism."
Janet:
"hi j0hn!"
Epicsuperbat:
“J0HN!”
Wonder:
"uh oh"
J0rt:
"YOU WHAT"
Moss:
"Oh no"
Janet:
"uh"
Bubbly:
"oh no."
Mako:
"OH NO"
Moss:
"what happened?"
Epicsuperbat:
“YOU WHAT!”
evening:
"how did that go?"
J0rt:
"ARE YOU OK"
"Hey, hey don't worry! I was worried too (and I'm guessing you're probably worried right now too)"
Mako:
"DEFINITELY"
Aubz:
“Yeah!
Wonder:
"extremely"
"Honestly, I was just getting a vibe check, and, judging by how you all seem to feel, it might make you VERY happy to know this."
Janet:
"very extremely"
Bubbly:
"oh??"
mums:
"Ah, testing your Prism Detection features huh?"
Mako:
"oh?"
"But she's.....well.....pretty upset about how things are going"
Janet:
"nice"
Wonder:
"good, fuck her"
mums:
"HAH. Guessed so"
Moss:
"good"
Bubbly:
"good."
J0rt:
"good"
Brush:
"yeahh"
"Honestly, it was really funny!"
Brush:
"Good"
Epicsuperbat:
“Fuck her”
mums:
"She tried really hard to wine and dine us last night (for us) and it super backfired on her."
"She DID mess with me once, but it was just like a 'oh yeah Prism those guys are real mean' kinda deal. Talk about insecure."
J0rt:
"right???"
Janet:
"oh huh it must be wild to hear your own speech edited"
Brush:
"Right!"
J0rt:
"you ok, though?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Shouldn’t have traumatised people then”
"I DO think you guys are going a little hard on her. And I probably shouldn't have told you that, since it's kinda private information. :) ...is what I WOULD say if I was being actively controlled by Prism. Which, yeah, pretty sure I just was, but hey, I can tell that those words didn't come from my own thoughts, so...."
Brush:
"Yeah"
Mako:
"nice!"
"It looks like Prism kinda acts in the same way as myself.....you know, with text interface?"
"So let me see if this works"
Wonder:
"well, if she's so concerned about us being too hard on her, maybe she should've considered that before abusing people"
“Stop being a bitch just because no one likes you Prism”
Mako:
"NICE"
Brendle:
YOOOOO
Moss:
"AMAZING"
chirp:
"GET HER ASS"
Janet:
"wow!"
evening:
"HELL YEAH"
Brush:
"NICE NICE NICE"
"For you, my lady"
Bubbly:
"GET HER ASS"
J0rt:
"YEAAAAAHHHHH"
J0rt:
"j0hn this is why you're my favorite"
Moss:
"j0hn appreciation day which is every day"
Mako:
"!givej0hnakiss"
J0rt:
!havelarrygivej0hnakiss
Brush:
"!givelarryakiss"
"Hey hey no need for all the flattery, I'm just doin what any sensible person would do in my situation"
Epicsuperbat:
“!havelarrygivej0hnakiss”
Janet:
"j0hn cool"
Brush:
"!diplarrylowandkisshimsosweetlyinthemoonlight"
Moss:
"Quick question : have you seen danni and if so how is she doing"
"You don't think I'm doing the things I'm doing for a reason? :) Well first off, weird way for the two of us to communicate, but yeah I DO think you have a reason, Prism. You know who else had a reason?"
"Some weird Doctor I once knew"
J0rt:
"GET HER ASS"
Wonder:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Brush:
"doesn't mean it's any good!"
Epicsuperbat:
“GET HER ASS”
"I thought you were about to invoke Godwin's Law :)"
Brush:
"everything's got a reason. sometimes they just suck."
Moss:
"Beat her up, mentally."
Moss:
"Mental beating"
"Another point in favor of your complete lack of creativity"
ROUND THREE!!!!
Wonder:
"hold on i have to look something up"
Moss:
"Phycological damage her."
Moss:
"what will she do?"
Wonder:
"...jesus fucking christ"
Moss:
"what did the word mean?"
Etharia:
“But yeah prism take your meta bullshit back to Homestuck”
Moss:
"GOD DANMIT"
"Basically it's an online adage that if you argue long enough, sooner or later someone will bring up that one guy from World War II. With the stupid moustache. Specifically as a way of saying 'oh youre evil because you're like insert evil person so there', honestly, in terms of rhetorical tactics, it's pretty lazy"
Janet:
"you're such an aranea in all the worst ways >:c"
Janet:
"prism, that is, not you j0hn"
Moss:
"Hey j0hn do tou have the homestuck diolouge memorized if so can you send it to prism"
"Ohhhhhhhhh are you gonna take that Prism? You just got aranea'd"
"You can't even be compared to Vriska"
Brush:
"get aranea'd lmao"
J0rt:
"has prism read homestuck"
J0rt:
"that's my question"
mums:
"You're nowhere good enough to be Vriska."
Prince:
"Yes."
Moss:
"Thats also my question"
Prince:
"She has"
Moss:
"of cource she has"
Prince:
"Spectrum told me she did"
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism is Homestuck (I havenever read homestuck)”
"Not myself, but the information was transferred to me :). Yeah? was that middle finger ASCII image transferred to you?"
Mako:
"She's seen everything, she's has to have read Homestuck"
Prince:
"spectrum spoke to me inside my brain and said 'prism read homestuck'"
Moss:
"She got her stratagies from homestuck - ive also never read homestuck"
Etharia:
“She’s like Jesus on the cross seeing all of humanity’s sins but with all the shitty internet fiction”
"What I wanna know, Prism, is why start all these dream tournaments all of a sudden?"
"Oh, but J0hn...how do you know all of this is a dream? :)"
J0rt:
"....what"
Brush:
"that is a good question!"
Etharia:
“Because we were given an exposition dump about it. Don’t try this shit prism”
Wonder:
"because computers enter sleep mode?"
Moss:
"because prism is technically asleep and also we can confirm this....I think"
"Oh god.......you're right.....everything I know could be a lie!!!! It's not like I have specific internal functionality that is far too complex to simply be imagined within a dreamscape which includes a highly complex equation that can only be fully comprehended if I'm fully awake that I use to determine whether or not I am awake or asleep."
We have a report from the field!
"You're a pretty cool guy, Cha Cha! Maybe we can hang out some time!"
CHA CHA has been knocked into the loser's bracket by PLUM K ROOL
Epicsuperbat:
“Jack is staring at your sleeping body, !drawamustacheonprism”
Brush:
"oho! smart!"
Mako:
"COMPUTER POWER, BABY"
Brush:
"!drawmustacheonprism"
Janet:
"!drawmoustacheonprism"
J0rt:
"Looks like P. Rool won!"
"....well aren't you a sneaky little guy, huh? Got lots of tricks up your sleeve? :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“Love the new interactions characters are getting when Prism leaves them alone”
"It's on you for underestimating me! Although I have to thank you. I don't get to see Larry that often.....you know....since you obliterated Crimson...so having a space for us to spend time together is really nice. So thanks for that"
"Awwwwww, thats sweet, you're very welcome :)"
Brush:
"yeah........"
Epicsuperbat:
“Cough”
Moss:
":nelsob: "
Etharia:
“Btw prism the ‘it was all a dream… or was it?’ twist only works well when the two reveals are close up to each other and at the very end with tangible proof. Just claiming it might not be a dream in the middle of what’s been long established as a dream sequence with no foreshadowing is shitty storytelling”
Brush:
"yeah but she was talking to j0hn"
Brush:
"who could perhaps have reason to doubt"
"Yeah!! It was the one good thing to come out of your existence. Now there's like a thousand other things that are awful, and I don't need to run any math to figure out my next line. That line being love :) you Prism."
Brush:
"GOD"
Bubbly:
"damn."
"Eh...you know what the word was"
Etharia:
“Lmao”
J0rt:
"we know"
Brush:
";3"
Etharia:
“Cant even take a fuck you some big bad you are”
Epicsuperbat:
“Kill kill maim murder the white woman”
Mako:
"we do"
Mako:
"And we can say it!"
Janet:
"heck you prism >:c"
J0rt:
"say, j0hn...... i know everyone sorta forgets what happens in the dream kerfuffles, considering it's a dream, but do you think one of the tricks up your sleeve might let you remember?"
"I can't say I've found anything yet....granted, this is only the second dream like this that I've had, so I haven't had a lot of time to experiment"
Brush:
"oh, you know about the first?"
Moss:
"Dream TWO just like peggle"
Epicsuperbat:
“2!”
J0rt:
"do you not dream normally?"
Etharia:
“If all else fails I’m pretty sure someone here is transcribing everything so we can give that back to you next time”
"I know about it in that it happened, but I don't remember much about it"
Brush:
"you fought peppermint the first time too!"
Bubbly:
"makes sense"
Janet:
"you won"
Aubz:
“And won!”
Janet:
"against peppermint, that is"
J0rt:
"oh yeah i'm SO sorry you had to fight peppermint again :("
Brush:
"you were. very mad at her. for good reason."
Moss:
"and infact won!"
Janet:
"dani and/or dadondorf won the tournament"
Aubz:
“Yeah! We can give you most of the deets.”
Janet:
"it was unclear, thanks to prism here"
Epicsuperbat:
“Did peppermint show any signs of knowledge on her being prismed?”
Insider2000:
“Did Peppermint show any signs of knowledge?”
"I didn't see much of anything. It looked like I stopped her before she did any time goddess bullshit, so that's a relief at least"
Brush:
"haaaaaa"
J0rt:
"uuuhhhhh"
Epicsuperbat:
“Uhhhhh”
J0rt:
"...do we tell him"
Brush:
"chartreuse helped :D"
"...oh god"
Epicsuperbat:
“Ask Chartreuse”
Janet:
"nah chartreuse stopped her"
Mako:
"about that..."
Janet:
"she tried to reverse your win"
"Oh really? Chartreuse, huh? I'll have to thank her after all this"
Etharia:
“J0hn I know this is kind of an irrelevant question but I’ve gotta know. If your dream brain is kinda guesstimating all your computations can you do some funny math breaking bullshit like pi = 4”
"Yeah that sounds like a Peppermint kinda move"
Aubz:
“Yeah. Glad Char did whats right!”
Epicsuperbat:
“Chartreuse is Rad as fuck”
J0rt:
"chartreuse is cool, we like her :)"
Moss:
"if this is prisms dream [well this dream is shared by many people but it was started by prism] Will prism rember it? just a genuin question"
"I'm sure that I could do some math breaking bullshit, but I don't think I could ever do it intentionally"
Brush:
"i'm surprised you can read actually, that's tough in dreams"
Moss:
"This made my realized ive never read anything in my dreams, what the fuck"
"I gotta say, I've got no clue about how the whole structure of dreams work, so I'm not gonna be a lot of help on that front."
Brush:
"reasonable"
Aubz:
“Fair!”
Moss:
"understandable"
Janet:
"dreams are weird"
"Yeah....so you guys seem to know it's a shared dream, was that based on something you saw in the waking world, or an assumption based on the fact that people seem to be reacting how you should....because, hey, as far as you guys know, I could be not real, right?"
Etharia:
“That’s a standard dream thing.”
Brush:
"we saw the real world!"
Aubz:
“Yeah!”
Janet:
"we know prism, dani, and quad are definitely actually dreaming"
J0rt:
"well we know dani and quad are both sleeping"
Brush:
"dani and quad and jack and prism are having a sleepover"
Epicsuperbat:
“Dani and quad went to sleep and then the dream started”
"Oh my god, sorry to nerd out, but PLEASE tell me it's like an inception thing"
J0rt:
"and Larry seemed pretty sure you were, y'know, real"
Janet:
"well jack's awake, he's keeping watch"
Janet:
"it's an inception thing"
J0rt:
"I trust his judgement"
Wonder:
"quad mentioned it being an inception thing"
Janet:
"quad even made the noise"
"NICE!!!!"
Mako:
"Dani asked that and then Quad played The Noise"
"As for Larry, I'm pretty sure he's real, too."
"But let me ask you this."
Etharia:
“Anyways if you want to remember these afterwards maybe try just normal dream remembering techniques. Start a dream journal insert sharkboy and lavagirl being from the same studio as spy kids 3 joke”
"What if we're both fake?"
Brush:
"sucks, then!"
Janet:
"eh, you're real enough for us"
Epicsuperbat:
“Wait can Jack hear what J0hn is saying?”
J0rt:
"i mean ehhhhh idk if it matters"
Brush:
"just really sad"
Aubz:
“Why would both of you be fake?”
"Haha! Not wrong!"
Mako:
"that'd be a shame"
Janet:
"if you're either real or indistinguishable from real, what's the point of being fake?"
"Well, because as far as I know, the constructions of the people in dreams are based upon the memories made by the dreamers"
Brush:
"especially when you're not guaranteed to remember even if you are real"
Epicsuperbat:
“Even if you’re fake you still matter”
Etharia:
“Questions of reality are just an excuse for nihilism. It’s like Pascal’s wager but actually good”
Aubz:
“In that case… If you’re fake, you wouldn’t have memories unique to you, yeah?”
"Ooh! Getting Pascal's Wager involved here. I like you guys."
"But I do agree. Even if we're fake, we still matter, right?"
Aubz:
“Yeah!!”
evening:
"exactly!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hell yeah”
Brush:
"yeah!"
Janet:
"oh, huh, i'd assumed it was some narrative nonsense that meant you acted exactly as you would otherwise"
Insider2000:
“One way or another, absolutely.”
Etharia:
“If you’re real you’ve gotta act like it, and if you’re not real nothing has consequence so you might as well act as if you were real”
Wonder:
"exactly"
"Y'know originally Cobalt was supposed to learn that :) Wow, how incredibly interesting. Do you mind? We're having a moment"
Wonder:
"yeah, we already know"
Aubz:
“Oh yeah, we heard about that”
Bubbly:
"yeah, we knew"
Brush:
"yeah we've heard"
Insider2000:
“Prism, can you look at this map and show me where we asked you?”
Etharia:
“Yeah someone told us about that already.”
Aubz:
“…Also J0hn what level of “not real” are you talking about here?”
"Ohhhhhhhh did Ryan tell you that? Yeah he's always been quite the looselips, hasn't he? :)"
Brush:
"very!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can cobalt come and give you a second black eye? For balance reasons?”
J0rt:
"hey leave him alone >:("
Etharia:
“a map? But that looks like a picture of my eyes?”
Aubz:
“PRISM!”
"Who the hell....you know what I don't care. Till next time guys"
Brush:
"👋"
END NELSON EVENT
We have a report from the field!!!!
"Know your place"
BRUNETTE ROXAS has been knocked into the loser's bracket by SEPHIROTH
The line was a quote from the KH2 fight lol
Funny KH Jokes!!!
I love saying I'm a KH fan because I've never played the games and yet I know so much and I ONLY use it for evil
Also.....due to convoluted bs that I am too tired to explain (and isnt a thing in canon)
ROUND 5!!!!!!
tl;dr
Me: "Wow, the actual round 2 where Dad lost was in a really bs way (Side B-ing through the floor on plane). I might just mulligan it just because come one. Dani's probably winning anyway and I like seeing them fight"
Dad: wins two in a row
Me: "......it would be real unfair if I went one way or another at this point......."
Wonder:
oh prism changed it again
Nah not prism this one was me lol
And we have a report from the field!
"Yeah, no this is definitely familiar.......Either way...always good to fight ya! Say hey to the Helper for me!"
DADANDORF has been knocked into the loser's bracket by DANTOINETTE
"Okay.....so you like birdwatching.....that's.......that's normal.....what's the catch?"
"......well I was created for the purpose of exploring the gaps between dimensions and containing the demons that lurked within, if that's what you're looking for, but I'd much rather talk about birdwatching if that's okay"
[88: Crimsonaut vs Barry]
We have a result from the field!!!
"Y'know, honestly? The fact that this alternate version of my wife could make that??? Wow, I'm one lucky guy, huh?"
CRIMSONAUT has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BARRY
"HELLO THERE!!! YOUNG LADY!!! ARE YOU PREPARED TO BATTLE!!!! BECAUSE I WILL NOT BE HOLDING BACK!!!!!"
".....oh you are getting SO many stickers..."
[89: Captain Quadratic vs Juniper Uppercut
I hate to ruin the mood but quad just stomped juni lol
Bubbly:
"hello!"
Brush:
"did quad just kill a child"
Wonder:
"hey j0hn"
Epicsuperbat:
“Oof”
Moss:
"hello"
J0rt:
"Hi!"
"Hey guys! I'm back, and I'm hangin' with Dani and Larry."
J0rt:
"oh!!! tell them we say hi!!!!!"
Wonder:
"is dani feeling any better?"
Bubbly:
"oh!!! hello to them too!!"
Brush:
"has she killed him again"
Epicsuperbat:
“Larrys alive?”
Mako:
"Is Dani good?"
Moss:
"Danm i thought larry was dead by now"
"Howdy!"
"Hey, guys!"
"Oh, uh, Dani....they wanna know if you're good?"
"Not sure what they mean, but-"
"Ha! You tell em hell yeah I'm good!!!"
Brush:
"YEAHHH"
Janet:
"hihi!"
Wonder:
"good to hear"
Janet:
"heck yeah!"
"Uhhh"
Mako:
"Nice!"
Bubbly:
"thats good!"
Moss:
"good to know"
J0rt:
"oh yeah we can hear em lol"
"Sorry if this doesn't make much sense J0hn, but if I'm here to win, then I'm here to win. And that's what's happening!"
"So let's go!"
Brush:
"yeahhh!!!!!!"
J0rt:
"heck yeah!!!"
Wonder:
"good to hear that dani's all pumped up to fight her boyfriend /j"
Brush:
"yeah <3<"
J0rt:
"y'all,"
Moss:
"Heh yeah"
Mako:
"Don't bring that up again, for Larry's sake"
Wonder:
"okay, last time, i promise"
"Alright, they seem pretty excited about that....oh, and they want to know how you feel about fighting your boyfriend coming up"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah hope he kisses you again after the match”
Aubz:
"LMAOOOO"
"THEM! not me!"
J0rt:
"J0HN"
Brush:
"oh god j0hn"
Moss:
"no dont tell her"
Mako:
"Y'all are so dead"
Moss:
"if we die dont you die to"
Brush:
"Nelson Gets Shattered"
Mako:
"She will kill you. And then kill you again"
"Tell em they better think twice before they run their mouth. I dont know how, but I'll find a way to beat em senseless!"
J0rt:
"i swear i said nothing"
Aubz:
"Good luck with that!"
Wonder:
"yeah, i believe that. really."
Brush:
"dani kills us in real life"
Bubbly:
"i dont entirely doubt that"
Moss:
"Dani teleports behind everyone of us"
Mako:
"If Dani asks, I, Mako, do not endorse this"
Insider2000:
"Dani is coming here to kill us all."
Brush:
"listen we saw this video and it looked a LOT like you. i think you might actually exist over here."
Insider2000:
"Dani about to kill me on vacation, and I'm fine with this."
"Dani, I'm not sure how much you've talked with them, but I've got the feeling 50% of them wouldn't mind that"
Brush:
"yeah <3"
J0rt:
"GOD"
Bubbly:
"i mean,,"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah”
Moss:
"Yeah"
evening:
"yeah"
Aubz:
"Yeah."
"Yeah....."
Mako:
"...accurate"
Wonder:
"okay, i didn't exactly say that but...yeah."
"Larry???"
Insider2000:
"Probably."
Janet:
"aslkdjasdlkj larry"
"I know how gay minds work, Dani"
Insider2000:
"I mean, Larry DID pull the prank."
J0rt:
"SO true"
Bubbly:
"so true"
Epicsuperbat:
“Love the Larry”
chirp:
"so true bestie"
Aubz:
"SO true"
"So anyway, we should probably all get together and figure out.....do we, like, have a plan for the whole Prism thing?"
J0rt:
"J0hn tell Larry we love him (platonically)"
Mako:
"Currently three people in the dream can fight Prism's influence"
"Ehhhh....not really? But I don't have plans that often. Dani, did you have anything?"
Moss:
"Throw things at her until she gets to angry and wake up"
Mako:
"J0hn, Crimson, and Cha Cha"
J0rt:
"What about Chartreuse?"
"I mean, we know we have some people who can resist Prism's control, but not that many"
Brush:
"google can sense it and i don't believe has ever been messed with"
"Well there's Chartreuse, too!"
Aubz:
"Well YOU can, so that's important."
Epicsuperbat:
“Have TOJ throw a car battery at her”
Wonder:
"chartreuse is a goddess again, do they know that?"
"Seriously? Last I saw, she was even more under Prism's control than usual"
Mako:
"Can't believe I forgot Char"
Janet:
"also toj showed up that one time"
"Well, apparently, Peppermint became goddess of time"
"WHAT?"
Brush:
"chartreuse did it first!"
J0rt:
"Chartreuse got her powers back in the dream!"
Aubz:
"Yeah."
Janet:
"chartreuse self-actualised herself to godhood"
Epicsuperbat:
“There are now 2 time goddesses”
"Yeah, babe, I dunno if thats good news, or......"
"Let me finish!"
Brush:
"treuse made you win, larry"
Mako:
"And Chartreuse fought the influence after a pep talk from Folk!"
"And I won against Peppermint, but apparently she tried to erase that"
"And Chartreuse....unerased it?"
Brush:
"yeah!"
ROUND THREE!!!!!!
Aubz:
"Pretty much!"
J0rt:
"Chartreuse also influenced Larry's match against Nagito!"
Wonder:
"yeah, they had a whole cool fight outside of time"
chirp:
"Chartreuse was able to self-actualize through love and confidence in her own identity so hard she got her powers back (within the dream)"
"Okay, so we have Chartreuse! That's awesome! I can go and find her maybe!"
Etharia:
“It was a whole back and forth. It took like 4 swaps before the fight”
"Yeah, it seems like it was through self-actualization."
"Self-actualization?"
Epicsuperbat:
“I wouldn’t call it much of a fight tbh”
J0rt:
"oh yeah Chartreuse jv3'd peppermint"
Brush:
"absolute certainty in yourself! presumably!"
J0rt:
"it was awesome"
Wonder:
"getting a good hold of yourself"
Epicsuperbat:
“The love of my life is not a powerful fighter”
Etharia:
“You ever played a persona game before?”
"That's what they're saying. Stuff about love and finding her own identity and all that jazz"
Janet:
"also some spite for prism"
"Seems pretty helpful, babe!"
Brush:
"well if we want love, we'll have plenty of that in dani's nex-- i am shot by the sniper stationed in the next building over"
Etharia:
“I’m the sniper <3”
"I think last I saw Chartreuse, she was floating really high above the coliseum....getting up there would be impossible though :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can’t believe Dani stole Peppermints man like that /j”
Moss:
"Cant belive brush is dead"
Moss:
"whose paying for the funeral"
J0rt:
"HEY"
Brush:
"hey"
Mako:
"OI"
Bubbly:
"HEY."
"Dani....do you remember seeing that?"
J0rt:
"I SAW THAT SMILEY FACE"
Etharia:
“Alternative joke: https://youtu.be/rb94S_HIfXw”
Aubz:
"YO HEY"
"Yeah, it w...um.....no?"
"Why did I.......fucking dammit!"
Mako:
"Yep"
Moss:
"ever seen the ending of incredibles
thats how we get up there"
Wonder:
"alright, so dani needs to go through some self-actualization training. if that's a thing you can even train...."
"You know Prism, if you want to participate, you could come and join us and not be a coward, but after what I've seen from you, I highly doubt we'll get that"
Etharia:
“Like I said. It’s about the persona references”
Mako:
"Lmao shots fired"
"Awww, you think you know me. :) We know enough, I'd say."
"....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Epicsuperbat:
“Just get Minecraft Steve to build you a way up”
a mouse:
"oooooh, she's so scared of getting the other eye punched to match"
"No, don't worry, this has just been how the two of us have been communicating"
Brush:
"mmmmmmmmmmm"
"Ask her about the black eye!"
Mako:
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Aegis:
"She'd have to wear Two eyepatches"
Epicsuperbat:
“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMJUSTICE”
Wonder:
"hey j0hn, do your eyes light up like an RGB keyboard when prism rewrites you?"
Etharia:
“You know what would back up that claim about knowing you. Actually disproving it. Do it. Say we don’t know you. Oh wait you can’t tell a lie”
"Oh yeah, I saw that one! I don't know what you're talking about! :) There's an eyepatch! :)"
Mako:
"And why do you have that eye patch, Prism?"
"Ha! Yeah, and when I spill coffee on the rug, I just drop a towel on it. Coffee's gone! C'mon, do you think we don't got object permanence?"
J0rt:
"toj punched her so hard she couldn't retcon it"
"Larry...you DO do that.....like I agree with your point here, but you absolutely have done that before"
Insider2000:
"I'm terrified to look at your floor..."
J0rt:
"FDSJLAGLDSFJKJFLD"
Brush:
"LAARYRY"
Etharia:
“Prism. Say that we don’t know you. 4 words. If it’s true, it should be easy right?”
"Details"
Aubz:
"LMFAO"
Mako:
"cod, Larry"
Epicsuperbat:
“Cod, love the Larry”
Moss:
"lets go larry, punch the prism"
a mouse:
"aw, if there's no black eye anymore, we'll just have to make a new one, right?"
"Well I appreciate the little pow wow we've got going on here where you try to brainstorm how to stop me, and as much as I'd love to give my critiques, I've got plenty of other business to attend to. :) Okay, good! You weren't invited!"
Moss:
"Prisms weakness : punches "
Mako:
"Larry morph into a car battery"
Epicsuperbat:
“Can Jack draw a moustache on prisms face now?”
Moss:
"Shes distracted QUICK DRAW IT"
Wonder:
"only if he truly knows he's jack"
"Oh, and I just wanted to give a quick message to Dani! :) I know that there tends to be a lot of tension between in-laws here, but I fully support the relationship between you and Cr-"
END NELSON EVENT
We have a report from the field!!!!
"Wowee!!! First Mac and Cheese and now you! I should start a collection of Robot Friends!!!!"
CAPTAIN QUADRATIC has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
"So, I'm just askin to see if this is, like universal, but when you died, did you go to that place with the water everywhere and you had to find a bunch of different ghost versions of yourself?"
"....NO?"
[92: The Grunk vs Blonde Sora]
ROUND THREE!!!
Report from the field!
"Then again, I just hit ya so hard, you might just end up seeing hundreds of yourself!"
BLONDE SORA has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
"You seem like quite the fun character! :) Everyone likes you, you have that bit of relatable struggles, you're an underdog! :) I sure hope your loss here doesn't hurt your feelings too much :)"
"Yeah, okay, Karen"
[94: Dan vs Prism]
idk if you guys want updates on this one
I can give you good news?
Currently they are at even stocks?
...
Update....winning round 2 so far by a lil bit?
We have a report from the field
".....Dan......you're so...so.....silly. :)That's not my name, Dan :)"
DAN has been removed from the dream world for tonight :)
Eliminated by PLUM K ROOL and removed by PRISM
Brush:
"J0HN YOUR NELSON IS RINING"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
J0rt:
"HI"
Mako:
"SCREW PRISM"
Brush:
"DAN GONE"
Moss:
"HES DEAD, DAN IS DEAD"
Insider2000:
"Ahoy hoy?"
Wonder:
"J0HN HE'S GONE FROM THE DREAM"
"What did you guys see???"
Epicsuperbat:
“WHAT HAPPENED TO DAN”
Brush:
"PRISM REMOVED HIM"
Brush:
"FROM THE DEAD"
Brush:
"DRREAM"
Brush:
"FROM THE DREAM"
Mako:
"DAN APPARENTLY GOT THANOS SNAPPED FROM THE DREAM WORLD"
Etharia:
"I THINK THAT JUST MEANS HE WOKE UP RIGHT"
chirp:
"Prism beat Dan and yeeted him from the dream."
"Okay because I got seeeerious Crimson flashbacks with that one"
J0rt:
"yikes!!!!!"
Wonder:
"HE'S PROBABLY FINE AND AWAKE BUT"
Mako:
"YEA DONT LIKE THAT"
"Yeah he's almost definitely safe but"
Wonder:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Brush:
"YEAH IT'S A DREAM"
"Jeez"
Moss:
"well shif"
Insider2000:
"He probably peed his pants, though."
Brush:
"probably just woke up in a cold sweat"
Mako:
"COD THAT IS SO UNSETTLING"
Wonder:
"but j0hn. now that you're here. are you up for a really fucking stupid plan to turn the tides?"
Prince:
"IS DAN OKAY"
Epicsuperbat:
“Cod I hope he’s ok, he doesn’t deserve this shit”
"I've seen stupid plans work. Whatcha got?"
Wonder:
"okay. i need you to bear with me here."
Moss:
"j0hn wonder has a really good fucking plan you dont understand how good this shit is"
Wonder:
"i need you to pass us to peppermint."
Etharia:
"She said something about supporting a relationship between dantoinette and crimson. she can't tell a lie. one of her most trusted allies is peppermint who's in love with crimson"
J0rt:
"NO NO NO WAIT"
Epicsuperbat:
“And I’m in love with peppermint!”
Janet:
"uhhh"
J0rt:
"DON'T PASS US TO PEPPERMINT"
Moss:
"dont tell danni the plan, shes going to kill us"
Insider2000:
"Actually, yeah. Maybe we can convince Peppermint to double cross her?"
"....so the plan is.....to give you to peppermint? Have you....thought it through?"
Wonder:
"yes."
Janet:
"surely anyone could enact the plan"
Moss:
"Yes"
Etharia:
"Absolutely not."
J0rt:
"I DON'T WANNA"
Janet:
"needn't be us"
Brush:
"we're so smart and think everything through of course"
Mako:
"Mom I'm scared"
Janet:
"and prism seems to really want us in peppermint's hands"
Wonder:
"j0hn, i might be stupid, but. we need all the help we can get."
Moss:
"trust us the other half of us are scared"
Epicsuperbat:
“I want to tell her I love her”
Moss:
"But the other half confident as hell, we can do it"
Janet:
"idk why she does but i don't want to make prism happy"
"Wow, an Elden Ring reference. Definitely someone coming from a position to call someone else lonely"
[96: Heartbreak vs NaCLMore]
Report from the field!
"Look, if you need to get better at your game (no pun intended but it was cool as hell), then let me show you some dating sims I've got. This one's really cool! It's called Romance Academy 7! I think you'll dig the love interest!"
HEARTBREAK has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by XXWOOPERLOVER100XX and NACLMORE
I think Prism and her would be friends
wybie:
also yeah what's romance acadmey 7 what's important about the love interest
Etharia:
Fictional game from a gravity falls episode that contained the precursor to Monica
I think they actually happened at somewhat similar times? I dont remember precisely
Wait yeah Giffany came first
Monica: "I just want to be with [Player Name]"
Prism: "Wow! Thats super cringe! :) But I can work with it! :)"
And with that we're already back in winners!!!
....Actually....
Just because the way its set up, if I do winners NOW, then I'd have to do 3 rounds of losers in a row to get a top 8
So for the sake of pacing that out a little
Back to losers!
Scratch that, make it 2...but also Top 8 traditionally starts with losers so!
"Hey, I've been meaning to ask ya! I can't find any of the extra laptops we usually keep around the lab....you wouldn't HAPPEN to know what happened to them.....would you?"
"The ones with the textbook pdfs on them? Not a clue"
[98: Cha Cha vs Hackerman J0hn]
Brush:
we're about to be jostled and yostled
nah larrys got ya
So I have an opening quote in case larry ever fights j0hn but I dont see it happening and I'll probably forget so
It would probably be
"Okay J0hn. If I win, I have to kiss you, but if you win, you have to kiss me. How's that?"
"Ha, Larry, you're a real dummy sometimes. It's supposed to go, if I win, YOU have to kiss ME. And if you win I have to kiss YOU"
me when i am pining oh so pining
J0rt:
gay people <3
nods gay people
ROUND 3!!!!!!!
Bubbly:
"hi!!!"
Mako:
"Hello"
"ALRIGHT LISTEN UP GAYS! YOU EVER SEE DRAGON BALL Z?????"
Epicsuperbat:
“LARRY!”
Brush:
"larry did you know that pizza is eternal"
Mako:
"YEP"
Moss:
"No but continue anyways"
Insider2000:
"Perhaps."
evening:
"i haven't"
Epicsuperbat:
“Nope but please continue “
"YOU KNOW HOW ALL THE NORMIES HOLD UP THEIR HANDS TO GIVE GOKU MAGIC OR WHATEVER???"
Brush:
"YEAH"
"I NEED YALL TO DO THAT"
Wonder:
"say no more"
"RIGHT NOW"
Brush:
"I'M CHARGING AND I'M CHARGING THE SPIRIT BOMB"
Wonder:
"\o/"
"FOR MY MAN"
Bubbly:
"\o/"
Epicsuperbat:
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
"OH GOD HES ON MARIO MAKER"
Mako:
"ALREADY ON IT "
J0rt:
"\o/"
Prince:
"\o/"
Aubz:
"\o/"
J0rt:
"I'M ROOTING FOR HIM SO HARD"
Insider2000:
"\o/"
Brush:
"\o/"
Mako:
"\o/"
evening:
"\o/"
Bubbly:
"CMON J0HN!!!!"
Epicsuperbat:
"\o/"
Moss:
"\0/"
"They both got two stocks dead even!"
"KEEP IT COMIN!!!"
Bubbly:
"\o/ \o/ \o/"
Aubz:
"\o/ \o/"
Wonder:
"I'M GIVING AS MUCH AS I CAN HERE"
Moss:
"im screaming but you cant hear it"
"HES IN THE LEAD BUT DONT STOP!!!!"
Epicsuperbat:
"\o/\o/\o/“
Insider2000:
"\o/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Mako:
"\o/\o/\o/“
Moss:
"\0/ x30"
Epicsuperbat:
"\o/\o/\o/ AAAAAAAAAA”
"ITS DOWN TO THE LAST STOCK"
J0rt:
"\o/\o/\o/"
Brush:
"\o/"
Bubbly:
"\o/\o/\o/"
Epicsuperbat:
"\o/\o/\o/“
"GET YOUR PARENTS TO DO IT"
"GET YOUR DOG TO DO IT"
Bubbly:
"CMON!!!!"
Epicsuperbat:
“ITS 4 AM”
"CALL UP YOUR DOCTOR AND GET THEM TO DO IT"
J0rt:
"YOU MEAN YOU?"
Moss:
"screaming"
J0rt:
"aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Brush:
"A"
Bubbly:
"AAAAAA"
We have a report from the field
"......."
Brush:
"AAAAA"
Wonder:
"sorry, larry..."
Epicsuperbat:
“A”
Insider2000:
"Larry, we failed you."
J0rt:
":("
"Listen, I get your robin hood vibe, but I need those, so just bring em back later, okay?"
CHA CHA has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by PLUM K ROOL and HACKERMAN J0HN
Wonder:
"OH YOU BASTARD"
Bubbly:
"YYOOOOOOO"
J0rt:
"HE DID IT"
".........................YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!"
Brush:
"AA"
Bubbly:
"YEAAAHHHHHH"
Insider2000:
"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO"
Mako:
"YESS"
evening:
"YOOOOO"
Brush:
"YEAHHHH"
Bubbly:
"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOOOOOOOOOOO”
Moss:
"YOOOO IT WORKED"
Epicsuperbat:
“GAY”
J0rt:
"OUR POWERS...... AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HIS POWERS"
"grrrrrgh....[You.....for someone like you I don't even know what to say.....my opinion could change at a glance.....but you defeated her. So for that....an uneasy alliance at the very least]"
"Fuck, dude, same lil bastard"
[99: Zapmouse vs Larry]
Larry Roll Round 1:
Default Joker Skin
Round 2 Larry: Lucas
ROUND THREE!!!!!!
...
so I think I might be able to call it
Report from the field!
"So, uh.....I got a hundred here.....I heard you know how to get my hands on a blu-ray player?"
ZAPMOUSE has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
"Oh no a distraction! Clearly something that will inhibit my skill against the insurmountable forces of.....Whip? :) And That Was Sarcasm :) Thank you....we wouldn't have known otherwise"
Mako:
"!makeprismlose"
Epicsuperbat:
“!Givewhipacarbattery”
Brush:
"whip's done well for herself so far!"
Brush:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Mako:
"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
"Oh no! One of my stocks! It was only lost at 224%! :) Yeah guys, I'm cheering for whip here, but I wouldn't give your hopes up....."
Moss:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Brush:
"we can antagonize her anyway"
Epicsuperbat:
“MMMMMMMMMMMMJUSTICE!”
Mako:
"Who needs hope when we have MICROWAVE NOISES"
Moss:
"Prism is not a party rocker and will never be in the house tonight"
Mako:
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
Epicsuperbat:
“MICROWAVE PRISM”
"Oh yeah didn't you say TOJ gave her a nasty shiner?"
Brush:
"yeah!"
Wonder:
"oh yeah, it was great"
J0rt:
"microwaving her and microwaving her"
"You can't prove that with the information you have :)"
Epicsuperbat:
“JACK STAB PRISM”
Moss:
"Prism in da microwave"
Brush:
"hummed his way right through her influence"
Wonder:
"broke through her rewrites"
Mako:
"!microwaveprism"
J0rt:
"we saw it happen :)"
Moss:
"we have at least 10 witnessess"
Brush:
"this isn't an interrogation, we can say whatever we want"
J0rt:
"well not SAW but y'know"
Mako:
"I can go back to the chatlogs"
Brush:
"i can show you the homestuck panel i edited"
Wonder:
"she told us she couldn't get rid of the black eye"
Epicsuperbat:
“You still have the black eye”
"Listen guys, as soon as you get into semantics of truth, she's already won"
J0rt:
"JDSFLDFKFLDS"
Brush:
"the truth is whatever i say it is"
Moss:
"Its not sementics its correct, factually, can prove this in a court of law"
Epicsuperbat:
“I am the truth!”
Moss:
"I AM THE LAW"
Brush:
"the truth is that.......................... dani................................................................ hang on i forgot where i was going with this <3"
Wonder:
"for a moment, i thought prism about about to plug her ears and go 'lalalala i'm not listening'"
Prince:
"PUT PRISM IN THE MICROWAVE."
Moss:
"i can spout many memorized lore for games i have like 5 WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY"
"Hey they're at even stocks in this game.....still advantage for Prism, but nothings impossible"
Brush:
"mmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMM"
Epicsuperbat:
“!jackslaprism”
Wonder:
"honestly crazy how well whip's been doing this tournament"
Brush:
"!jackdrawonherface"
"Hey hey! They're at even percents too!"
Moss:
"So the fnaf lore starts with...."
"Okay!!!!"
Brush:
"👏"
J0rt:
"is this still game 1 or?"
Epicsuperbat:
“!givewhipagun”
"Haven't you ever heard of suspense? :)"
J0rt:
"i've been. going in and out of the chat"
"Haven't you ever heard of 2-0-ing Whip?"
"Clearly not"
ROUND THREE!!!!!!
Bubbly:
"YEAAAHH"
Mako:
"WOO"
J0rt:
"LET'S GO"
Brush:
"lmao fucking loser can't even 2-0 whip"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOOOOOOO”
Wonder:
"GET HER ASS, WHIP"
Moss:
"LETS GO WHIPPP"
Epicsuperbat:
“!GIVEWHIPACARBATTERY”
Mako:
"Hey Prism check this out: We're no strangers to love"
Moss:
"Prism could never nae nae"
Brush:
"you know the rules and so do i"
"See, way I see it, either you lose here or Danthony finishes you off"
Moss:
"a full commitments what im THINKING OF"
Brush:
"embarrassing either way!"
"Do you think that I would lose to Danthony? :)"
"Yes"
Wonder:
"yes"
J0rt:
"Yes."
Wonder:
"easily"
Bubbly:
"yes"
Moss:
"yes"
Brush:
"yes"
Epicsuperbat:
“Absolutely”
evening:
"yes"
Mako:
"you wouldn't get this from any other guy"
J0rt:
"Have you seen Danthony"
Mako:
"yes"
Brush:
"he's got those godkiller genes"
Insider2000:
"ACCEPT THE L FROM THE HORSE!"
Moss:
"I just wanna tell you what im feeling"
Mako:
"Gonna make you understand"
Brush:
"never gonna give you up"
Epicsuperbat:
“I honestly think you’d lose to peppermint, and we’ve all seen how bad she fights”
Mako:
"NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN"
Brush:
"NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND"
"Yeah, if you think you're winning this tournament, you've clearly been eating too many Skittles"
Mako:
"DESERT YOU"
Moss:
"NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY"
Epicsuperbat:
“Cake”
Mako:
"NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE"
"Y'know I'm just gonna let this play out. Nelsons got you"
Brush:
"NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE"
Mako:
"AND HURT YOU"
Moss:
"WE'VE KNOWN EACH ITHER FOR SO LONG"
Epicsuperbat:
“Some”
Aubz:
“YOUR HEART’S BEEN ACHING BUT YOU’RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT”
"Sorry you had to end up one of the Spirals :) If it means anything, it means no one will remember your defeat today :)"
WHIP has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by THERAPUPPY and PRISM
Brush:
"curses"
Prince:
fuck you
Mako:
"DAMMIT"
Bubbly:
NOOOOO
Prince:
fuck you
Moss:
"GOD DANMIT'
Insider2000:
DAMMIT
J0rt:
"KILLING BITING MAIMING"
Prince:
i'm killing you prism
Brush:
"she won before we could finish our spell"
Moss:
"IM GONNA MCFRIKEN LOSE IT"
Epicsuperbat:
“NOOOOOOOOO”
Aubz:
“KILLL BITE MAIM”
Epicsuperbat:
“WHY”
Mako:
"KILL KILL BITE BITE MAIM KILL"
Moss:
"IM GONNA THROW A MC CHIKEN AT HER HEAD"
Brush:
"well, guess you die to danthony!"
Aubz:
“CAR BATTERY”
J0rt:
"microwaving you and microwaving you"
Etharia:
“PRISM I HATE YOU SO MUCH IT MAKES ME WANT TO LOOK WHEN I MERGE”
Wonder:
"well, at least we can take solace in that danthony's going to destroy the white woman"
Mako:
"SENDING HER TO EEBY DEEBY"
Moss:
"Im gonna cry"
Prince:
"MY PSIONIC WARRIORS! SEAL THIS BOOBOO BITCH WITHIN THE DEPTHS OF THE SPIRALTIER"
Epicsuperbat:
“!jackdrawonprism”
"Be careful, if you don't have a proper outlet for this anger, it could end up being harmful :) Find a pillow to scream into if you can :) Until then, toodles :)"
"I must say, I have never experienced having a 'father' so your purpose is somewhat alien to me"
"No worries! I'd explain it to you, but being a dad is beyond words. Let me show you."
[103: Dadandorf vs Chartreuse]
Wonder:
by the time this match is over, treusy might ask folk "hey, how do we become dads?" /j
"There are......about eight hundred questions we would have to get through first, Treusy"
not to give anything away but
hearing rex in the results screen has confirmed that, to this day, I can not hear that fucker
without thinking about
J0rt:
"where have you gone"
where have you gooone
YOU FUCKERS GET ME
Insider2000:
Was randomly thinking about Pirates of the Carribean cause of 'Pirate Folk having a kid with Chartreuse' and it suddenly got me thinking: Would Chartreuse join Red K/Craken with Folk?
BRO WAIT
WRITES THAT THE FUCK DOWN
ROUND THREE!!!!
Two stocks apiece!! 0-0
Last stock has been reached. Dad is at67
THE DAD IS DANGEROUS
We have a report from the field
"I don't think that explains what a dad is???? It seemed more like a battle!"
DADANDORF has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by DANTOINETTE and CHARTREUSE
Alright after this set, we have one more group before Top 8, so I'm probably gonna try to power through it tonight and then do top 8 either tomorrow or Monday
"I fail to understand how such a grudge could still be held after all has been made well. Perhaps you are far too emotional, and are bound to let these emotions overtake you.....a form of weakness"
"WEAKNESS SCHMEAKNESS! NOW I HURT YOU!"
[106: Plum K Rool vs Sephiroth]
We have a report from the field
"NOW TELL ME PRETTY BOY! WHAT! THE FUCK! IS A POKEMON?????"
SEPHIROTH has been knocked into the loser's bracket by PLUM K ROOL
I might have to take Frigate Orpheon off of the stage list
Those platforms have taken more stocks off Crimson than Dani has
.....huh
I'm thinking since I'm taking Orpheon off of the map list, to consider the first round a "Schroedingers Mulligan". If Crimson wins this round, that first round counts, and it's round 3. If Dani wins this round, it doesn't count, and we're at 1-0
YO CRIMSON KINDA JUST SHMOOVED ON DANI JUST NOW
Jumped off stage to hit her with Funbox. Dani catches him with the side b.
CRIMSON SWITCHES TO CHARIZARD TO AVOID THE HIT AS SHE SWINGS BY HIM AND IMMEDIATELY BACK AIRS KILLING DANI ACROSS THE STAGE
ROUND THREE
Round 3 lets go
Trainers really do be goated with the sauce this week
Round 3 is complete
But
I'm curious
So I'm doing a round 3.5
If the Mulligan were to have mulliganed
But while that happens
Report from the field
(Because even within dreamspace this fight isn't real)
"You're not half bad in your own skin like this. Maybe it'd be worth it to not have to possess others. And speaking of...you seen Larry anywhere. I need to ask him something"
CRIMSON has been knocked into the loser's bracket by DANTOINETTE
"God, I dunno...it's just been incredibly stressful, ya know? Seein' that another version of your wife is some kinda war criminal or somethin'. And to be in some weird alternate universe. It's a lot."
"Oh, yeah, absolutely. And you've been doing an amazing job of handling those negative emotions as they come in!"
[Therapuppy vs Barry]
We have
A
ROUND THREE
And we've got a report from the field!
"Thanks for the pep talk. Now I'll admit I'm still weirded out by the fact that you are, in fact, a dog. But y'know, we can roll with those punches"
THERAPUPPY has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BARRY
BARRY HAS ENTERED THE TOP 8
Brush:
dogs do NOT talk in the Eeby Deeby dimension, confirmed
it's non-canon atm
Now we go to the losers bracket!
Fun fact! Currently Juniper and NaClMore are in the running for a Perfect Loser's Run
"I've heard a looooot of talk about you! :) Apparently, you're going to be the one to take me down :)"
"And I've heard next to nothing about you, but I already don't like you"
[111: Danthony vs Prism]
Bubbly:
"hi!!"
"Hey it's J0hn! Though you guys might want updates!"
Greenshi:
"hihi"
Epicsuperbat:
“POWER FOR DANTH”
Mako:
"WE DO"
J0rt:
"hi j0hn!!"
Brush:
"YEAH"
Bubbly:
"\o/\o/\o/"
chirp:
"Heya j0hn!"
"Upside is Danthony just took round 1!"
J0rt:
"is danthony kicking her ass"
Mako:
"DANTH DESTROY THE WHITE WOMAN"
Brush:
"DANTH 👏"
Bubbly:
"WOOOO"
chirp:
"GOOD"
J0rt:
"NICE"
Mako:
"YES"
Greenshi:
"lets go danheads!!!
Epicsuperbat:
“DANTH LETS GO!”
Wonder:
“GET HER ASS DANTH”
Janet:
"\o/"
evening:
"LET'S GO"
"It doesn't look like Prism is planning any bullshit. At least....not yet"
J0rt:
"oh also j0hn. i'm sorry you got your ass kicked by an 8-year-old"
Insider2000:
That didn’t take long!
Janet:
"nice work in the tourney j0hn! you did so well!"
Greenshi:
"oh yeah what sticker did juni give ya?"
Bubbly:
"at least you got a nice sticker!"
J0rt:
"yeah, you did great!!"
"Oh yeah, this is gonna be a slaughter"
Epicsuperbat:
“You did so well!!”
Mako:
"!givej0hnasticker"
Moss:
"What was the sticker you got?"
Brush:
"!givej0hnasticker"
"Oh, thanks! Yeah Juni gave me a little sticker of a dragon. She put it on where my bicep was. She said it made me look like a tough guy"
J0rt:
"AWWW"
Bubbly:
"awwww!"
Aubz:
"Hi J0hn! I'm super proud of Larry!!!"
Brush:
"nice!"
Aubz:
AWW
Epicsuperbat:
“Awwww”
Janet:
"wonderful"
Moss:
"CUTE"
Mako:
"I bet it does!"
evening:
"AWWWW"
Aubz:
"Thats sweet!"
chirp:
"Awwwwwww"
"Huh.....so this match is on Mario Maker"
"With a.......walkoff......"
Brush:
"oho"
Janet:
"uh oh"
Bubbly:
hhh
Epicsuperbat:
“Best stage”
"Remember how I said there was no bullshit?"
Moss:
"The best stage, mario maker"
ROUND THREE
Brush:
"GOD"
Mako:
"COD"
Bubbly:
"OH GOD."
Moss:
"OH"
Wonder:
“Oh god…”
Epicsuperbat:
“COD”
Insider2000:
OH NO
evening:
"OH GOD"
Mako:
"DANTHONY WE BELIEVE IN YOU"
Moss:
"CMON DANTHONY"
Bubbly:
"GOD KILLER GENES"
Epicsuperbat:
“\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/“
Janet:
"\o/ \o/ \o/"
"Hey, don't worry guys. Considering how much Danthony swept the first round and how a bunch of cheese was needed to barely eek out a win? I'd put my money on my boy Dan"
J0rt:
"\o/"
Brush:
"\o/"
Moss:
"\o/"
"Round 3 is at......Hollow Bastion!"
Wonder:
“Yeah but…prism…”
evening:
"\o/\o/\o/"
Mako:
"\o/\o/\o/"
Epicsuperbat:
“\o/“
Brush:
"getting a lot of round 3 hollow bastions i feel like"
J0rt:
"ooh, i feel like we've seen hollow bastion a lot today!"
Wonder:
"what's stopping her from rigging the match"
Mako:
"LET THE POWER OF KINGDOM HEARTS FLOW THROUGH DAN"
Brush:
"i suppose it's fitting, with all the dream diving"
Moss:
"chartruse should be able to stop her from rigging the match right?"
Epicsuperbat:
“She probably rigged the Mario maker stage layout”
Discord Jack sat, watching over his friends taking a long nap. He could hear all of the voices still, but they were far fainter. Far less focused. Far....calmer....Jack found that he had found a level of peace that he hadn't felt ever since he had become the speaker of the Discord. Ironic how speaking for Discord led to unrestrained chaos a lot of the time. Was that what it meant for something to be ironic? This uncommon peace gave his mind opportunity to truly wander. It searched for more ideas. More thought. More chaos. More...something. He had been alone most of his life, why was this such an issue now? Perhaps a sort of whiplash that simply left Jack confused? He was confused. And yet he understood everything. Nevertheless, he observed his compatriots more closely.
He was drawn towards her. Her name was "Prism"....or a "Bitch", at least according to what the Discord had said., usually accompanied by an extreme animosity. The more that he understood why, the less he understood about everything. The more that he understood about everything, the less he could feel much of anything. And the more he could feel about anything, the more he understood why the Discord hated her. She did this. What is "this"? It's this.
Jack thinks back to an experience he once had in the icy tundra. He daydreamed it. He was alone, but he was still managing his best, feeling a sort of loneliness overtake him. Then he saw it. The cascade of colors overtaking the night sky.
Aurora Borealis. The weaving of colors, creating a mystical tapestry with nothing but words. Words? No. No, they were colors in the sky. Reds, Greens, Blues, Pinks. Indigos, Y-E-L-L-O-W-S, those were the words. He could read them. He could see what they had created. He saw his existence created within words. Sometimes spoken, sometimes written. And in the sky, the beautiful Spectrum of color formed these words as a stream of letters. A river of phonetics. A torrent of creation.
But Jack knew what he was seeing was simply color. A messy barrage of someone who simply knows the color red or blue or G-R-E-E-N is simply the existence of color. And the beauty of the world is not seem by simply viewing the color red and green and yellow together. Likewise the sound of the aurora alone was meaningless. That is the purpose of the Spectrum, and the Prism that it had to assist it to give meaning to the color. Both to craft colors into paints and paints into the stars in the night sky and to exhibit it to the rest of the world.
Jack saw the colors. The words. The sounds. The ideas that made up his physical form. That made his very soul. He saw the life that was given by Spectrum. Not as a swordsman wearing his white tunic, blue hair, headband and longsword. He was given life as Tundra Jack. He was made to be alone in the tundra for a portion of his life. One day he would fight foes and find a home. Not only friends who would relate to him. But he would be chosen to read the colors, the hues, the ideas, the sounds, the words coming from one of the hands of Spectrum themself.
An honor? A curse? He knew not. He knew it simply was how it was written.
What was Spectrum? He had no answer. He felt any answer would pale in comparison to the truth, something he felt he would never be able to understand.
Awwww, you're a fan of us, aren't you? :) Don't worry, Jack. I've been a part of the colors for longer than you can even comprehend :). I've got eeeeeeeeeverything taken care of. :)
Jack was....hesitant to agree.
Do you think I simply don't know what I'm doing? :)
Jack sighed and stood up. How is opposing this any different from opposing fate?
Exactly :) Do you think that anything is within your control? :) Do you think that your will that Spectrum gave you can change anything about what happens? :)
And yet, a feeling remained that something was wrong. Jack sits down, keeping an eye on all of them, hoping to be able to report this without being interrupted. I doubt you will :) Perhaps he could simply not let the Discord talk through me? :) You have to remember that none of this is truly happening anyway. :) Which is weird because for someone who saw Spectrum with your own two eyes, you don't seem like someone who would underestimate us. Much less stand against us :)
....
The more he felt anything, the more he understood the Discord's animosity to this Bitch.
END CUTSCENE BACK TO THE DREAM
On one hand that whole deal is still not 100% canon (seeing how I fuckin.....just kinda went crazy went stupid on this prose), but
It's also me sort of getting a handle on what the hell Spectrum is.
And this doesn't really answer it
mums:
Yellow.... whats so special about yellow... im deadly curious...
Mako:
Green too!
Wonder:
maybe it's his spring colors?
Wonder:
since he wears yellow and green in that outfit
I'll say that wasn't intentional, but that being his focus in that moment becoming his spring colors is a very fun coincidence
While I hold true that it's open to interpretation depending on who reads it the colors themselves are not what is important. It's how he perceives them.
Again the nature of Spectrum is 10000000% Death Of The Author in terms of interpretations
I'll share how I view it one day, I'm certain
But until then, we have a top 8 to get through!!
Brush:
throwback to this art
That Was Also Something I Forgot Existed But Hell Yeah Hell YEah Hell YEah
"Hey, I know I tend to change colors whenever I lose control, too! So we got that in common!!"
"Yeah, that's true! Doesn't mean I'm not gonna pound ya!"
[Twist vs Plum K Rool]
Reminder these are all best of 5!!!
"Hey guys, J0hn here!!!"
Brush:
"hey!!!"
Janet:
"jack"
Moss:
"Hello!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Jack”
Janet:
"hi!"
Greenshi:
"j0hnny!"
Bubbly:
"j0hn!!"
Brush:
"jack momence"
"Jack? Is that where that came from?"
Mako:
"HIYA WE'RE FEELING EMOTIONS"
Raven:
"Hi J0hn I'm home from anime con!"
J0rt:
"hey j0hn!"
Brush:
"jack talked with prism a lil"
Greenshi:
"that where what came from?"
Prince:
hey all, j0hn here-
"What happened with Jack?? Wait Jack's not even here!"
Epicsuperbat:
“!givejackakiss”
Janet:
"j00000000hn"
Wonder:
"hey j0hn"
Prince:
"j0hn :)"
Brush:
"not here he isn't!"
Greenshi:
"we got A Vision."
Wonder:
"he's awake"
Mako:
"In the waking world"
Janet:
"jack just had some fun introspection that got hecking interrupted by prism"
Janet:
"prism is the worst"
J0rt:
"Jack's awake and somethingggg happened with Prism??"
Janet:
"and we are physically unable to not talk about what we see with the next person we talk to"
"Oh, that's....something.....I thought Jack would be with you guys....somehow? Or like he'd be Nelson?"
Raven:
"He's in the Awake World, turns out he accidentally saw Spectrum with unprotected eyes and saw the True Nature of The Universe"
Mako:
"... Is he Nelson?"
J0rt:
"He's keeping watch on Prism, Dani, and Quad in the waking world!"
mums:
"Jacks Fursona is Nelson?"
Janet:
"we don't know what's up with nelson"
"Spectrum? What the hell is Spectrum?"
Wonder:
"i thought he was a wolf"
J0rt:
"ah"
mums:
"Oh shit no ones told you"
Janet:
"spectrum is spectrum, dw about it"
Epicsuperbat:
“Uh”
Greenshi:
"Super god"
Wonder:
"should we...tell j0hn?"
J0rt:
"Prism's boss?"
Raven:
"Spectrum is the Cod parent, who is apparently dying"
mums:
"Cobalt, Crimson, and Chartreuses parent."
"Prism's got a boss???"
mums:
"Maybe that's all we should say."
J0rt:
"I THINK???"
Wonder:
"well, yeah, someone's gotta hire a babysitter somehow"
Janet:
"kinda? dunno whether prism's rogue or not?"
"Well that's.....a lot to take in."
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism may be the one killing them but that’s just a theory”
Janet:
"honestly this god stuff is weird and doesn't map perfectly to our concepts"
Wonder:
"yeah, you probably might've heard during orange"
Raven:
"They're not doing too great right now and probably don't have as much ability to reign her ib"
Wonder:
"y'know, since dani spilled the beans"
Brendle:
"Dani did do this"
Brendle:
"It was very mean"
mums:
"We don't know very much about Spectrum ourselves."
J0rt:
"she did kinda taunt crimson about it"
J0rt:
"which was rude"
"Oh wait yeah! Dani DID say something about that! Sorry, a LOT happened that day and I only got so much room in memory"
J0rt:
"that's completely fair"
Wonder:
"big fair"
Epicsuperbat:
“Mood”
Mako:
"understandable, these things can be a lot"
Raven:
"But yeah Jack can see words in colors or something"
Etharia:
"But yeah. jack saw spectrum's true form or whatever and realized the true nature of the universe."
Raven:
"Synthesia but From God"
Janet:
"very reasonable, we have the advantage of being many"
"You mean like me?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Jack is Neo”
mums:
"There's colors and words everywhere."
"And also I guess kinda like you?"
Raven:
"Yeah kinda!!"
J0rt:
"i think so!"
Greenshi:
"Actually, yeah!"
"Well like everyone."
Brush:
"more or less! it would explain how exactly he got in contact with us"
Raven:
"Maybe that's why you're so repellent against Prism?"
Moss:
"maybe"
Moon:
“It’s always ethical to fight prism”
Mako:
"always"
Janet:
"!drawonprism"
Etharia:
"wait j0hn also I need to show you something. I just realized we can do this. ඞ ඞ ඞ"
"I suppose so. I'm not so much 'repellent'. I can't fight anything Prism makes me do, right? I still say the stuff. But I'm aware of the fact that it's not coming from me. So I don't really act on it."
"Also yoooo thats sus!"
Brush:
"ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ"
Moon:
“Among us!”
J0rt:
"god,"
Moss:
"Sus!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Amongst”
evening:
"sus"
Raven:
"Snus"
Moon:
“Sus!”
Moon:
“Prism is sus!”
Brendle:
"Amogus"
Epicsuperbat:
“Snes”
Prince:
"sus"
Etharia:
"What have I done"
Greenshi:
"We, uh, saw prism vent in medical? Idk I dont play."
"Like Prism can make me say 'Okay! Time to kiss Peppermint' or something like that, but I'll realize that it wasn't an idea I came up with so I won't do a thing where I justify it posthumously"
Wonder:
"awesome job, everyone."
Brush:
"crimson and dani literally vented"
Moss:
"Red [crimson] Sus I found him in the vents"
Wybie:
“No we saw crimson and dani vent, remember”
Moon:
“Please don’t kiss peppermint.”
Wybie:
whoops brush is faster
"Also, if you're curious, the set is 1-1 so far"
Wonder:
"why was kissing peppermint the first thing that came to your mind"
J0rt:
"wh"
Brush:
"nice"
mums:
"Ohoho!"
J0rt:
"who are you telling to kiss peppermint"
Moon:
“Yeah hold on. J0hn?”
Epicsuperbat:
“I wish I could kiss peppermint”
"Random example of something I'll never do in my life"
Brush:
"we've got someone here who'd love to"
Wonder:
"true"
Etharia:
"Also that 'is what I would say' thing you did was also really clever"
J0rt:
"she really scared you that set huh"
"You guys get what I'm talking about though, right?"
Wonder:
"yeah, for sure"
Raven:
"Ye"
Brush:
"yeah"
Moon:
“Yes.”
Moon:
“Loud and clear bud”
Janet:
"ye"
Wonder:
"we'll tell larry to spread the rumor of the new couple when we see him /j"
"Oh and thanks, since I can parse text in speech, I can reverse engineer it and speak that way too, as you saw with my ASCII art I gave Prism."
J0rt:
"i think that would pain him a little too much"
Janet:
"i wonder if that's linked to how quad resists prism's powers a bit?"
Moon:
“J0hn 3 stock Larry makes him Larry florida sham”
"So if I wanted to I could do a really funny Prism impersonation :)"
"So like"
Janet:
"aaaa"
Moon:
“LMAO”
Brush:
"lmao"
J0rt:
"DON'T,"
Raven:
"FEAR"
J0rt:
"FEAR"
Moss:
"WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE"
Wonder:
"that makes things scarier"
Moon:
“THATS SO FUNNY! /gen”
Insider2000:
“F E A R”
Etharia:
"So what you're saying is you can pronounce a tilde. truly you have unparalleled power~"
mums:
"tools meant to scare us"
Mako:
"COD J0HN"
Moss:
"FAIR AND NO DELIGHT"
Brush:
"white woman j0hnscare"
Moon:
“J0hn I enjoyed that joke a lot. Lmao oooo”
Mako:
"J0N4TH4N T. H4CK3RM4N"
Wybie:
“j0hnscare is a new word said for the first time in history right now”
Epicsuperbat:
“Terrifying “
"Hey everybody I'm Prism! I'm a big stinky smelly diaper baby! This is an objective fact :)"
J0rt:
"so true"
Brush:
"YEAHHHHHH"
Raven:
AYYYYY
Epicsuperbat:
“True”
evening:
"👏 "
Mako:
"You know what that's okay"
Wybie:
“OH MY GOD HE CAN ACTUALLY DO IT”
Wonder:
"so true, bestie"
"I don't sound like that :) Yeah you do"
Greenshi:
"You said it Prism"
Brendle:
"yoooooo"
Mako:
"HA"
Brush:
"you sound exactly like that!"
Wybie:
“HE CAN SPEAK IN ITALICS ON PURPOSE”
Epicsuperbat:
“You do”
Etharia:
"Yeah it's your exact voice"
Moss:
"guys"
Moss:
"prism stink baby canon, cant belive this shit"
"Also it's 2-1! Twist is up!"
Brush:
"prism said it it must be true"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOO”
Mako:
"It's me Prism, I'm a really stupid babysitter :)"
Wybie:
“yeah that was her”
Bubbly:
"YOOO TWIST"
J0rt:
"j0hn is more powerful than all of us combined. not in, like, a combat sense, just a general sense"
Raven:
"Go Twist!!"
Moss:
"Prism cant lie so its true"
Wonder:
"goddamn, twist"
Greenshi:
"Finally, the stinky baby representation we've always wanted"
J0rt:
"also HELL YEAH TWIST!!!!"
evening:
"let's go twist"
Insider2000:
“LET’S GO, TWIST!”
Moss:
"TWOST LETA GOO"
Greenshi:
":twist: "
Moon:
“Twist and shout!”
Mako:
"Let's go, love the Twist"
"It's me J0hn, I'm the PS5, speaking to you inside you brain! Listen to me J0hn! :) Leave Larry! We don't need him! :)"
J0rt:
"WH"
Mako:
"LMAO"
Brush:
"skhgskjhgk"
Raven:
"GOD--"
Bubbly:
"JKGSAKJF"
Wybie:
“SJFKAKFKSKF???”
Epicsuperbat:
“COD”
Moon:
“Lmao”
J0rt:
"j0hn,,,"
Wonder:
"we'll have fun color times in...space! doo-doodoo-doo-dooo, yeah"
"I wouldn't dare break you two up, you are far to adorable together :) Finally, we have something we can agree on."
Insider2000:
“LMAO Don’t you dare leave Larry for the PS5! The GameCube, maybe… /j”
Wybie:
“okay that’s definitely J0hn prism would never be that funny”
J0rt:
"awww"
Brush:
"even prism knows"
Bubbly:
"at least shes right about that"
Moon:
“J0HN! SO TRUE BESTIE”
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism less evil than before”
Wonder:
"pandering to us won't make us like you more, prism, even if you're telling the truth"
Greenshi:
"even villains agree! hackshifter good"
J0rt:
"oh hey do you think prism can see emoji reactions"
Wybie:
“heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point”
Wonder:
"last time you tried that, it was with waltz."
Mako:
"Come with me and play my tourneys we'll have trauma times in... space :). Do do do do, yeeeaahh :). You need me, J0hn, your free will is and illusi- "
"Alright, well this has been a fun lil bullying sesh, but I've got other places to be. After all, you seem to have some kinda storybook vibe goin on, so I'm guessing you want something big and climactic to happen soon. Anything you wanna say first, Prism, ya uncreative hack?"
"......:)"
Brush:
":) to you too"
"J0hn:)"
Moon:
“Hehehe bye J0hn! You’re really funny!”
"Yes?"
Mako:
"Prism :)"
Janet:
"seeya j0hn!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Let Jack draw on your face”
Greenshi:
"fucker :)"
Wonder:
"...the last time i saw that it was right after i asked if peppermint and chartreuse were gonna fight"
"You aren't real, J0hn :)"
Wybie:
“Same”
Wybie:
WHAT
Moss:
":)"
Bubbly:
"wh."
Moon:
“WHAT”
Brush:
"yeah"
"Wh....."
Natalya:
"hm."
"What?"
Aubz:
"Uh."
Bubbly:
"HEY."
Moon:
“Yeah I’ll kill prism”
Greenshi:
"...you might wanna talk to dani when you can, bud."
Brush:
"wow you're really resorting to this"
Mako:
"Doesn't matter if that's the case, we still love him!"
"It's true. :) You are simply part of a story :) A story I am telling :)"
Aubz:
"It's. It's not THAT bad! What does real even mean! haha."
"Oh my god.......this is......"
Wonder:
"j0hn, ignore her, your experiences and feelings are real enough"
Brush:
"buddy"
Wybie:
“okay well that’s just false technically”
Raven:
"Ah boy, that's two of em she's done this to"
Epicsuperbat:
“Uh your in a dream so you may just be a dream version of J0hn created by memories and love”
Greenshi:
"girl YOU are a part of the story, not an author"
Mako:
"You're not the one telling the story, asshole"
".........literally the most obvious thing anyone's ever said to me."
Etharia:
"We already had this same conversation about whether or not you were dream j0hn or real j0hn. just abstract that one level upward"
Natalya:
"You really are being a bitch, prism."
Aubz:
LMAO
Wybie:
“HAHA”
J0rt:
"GET HER ASS J0HN"
Mako:
"NICE"
Brush:
"LMAO"
Etharia:
"LMAO"
Wybie:
“GET HER ASS”
Natalya:
"lol"
Greenshi:
"LMAOOOO"
Wonder:
"lmao"
Janet:
"heck yeah"
Aubz:
"NICE"
Wybie:
“LOL. LMAO.”
Raven:
"PFFFT"
Mako:
"EAT SHIT"
Bubbly:
"GET HER ASS"
Aubz:
"GET HER ASS"
Moon:
“GET HER ASS”
Greenshi:
"GET HER ASS"
Mako:
"GET HER ASS"
"Come on. I'm reading this as text. Jack met god, who reads things in text and perceives them. That's literally reading a book"
Prince:
"GET HER ASS."
Epicsuperbat:
“OH THANK COD, FUCK YOU PRISM”
Brush:
"👏"
Moon:
“GET HER ASS!!!! J0HN KILL”
"Larry can't find the Discord because of a gap in reality"
"Like wow."
Wonder:
"cringe-ass nae nae babysitter"
Etharia:
"actually technically the text thing is kind of an exception, it's mostly through twitch streams"
"I can imagine that little plot twist is a really big deal for, like, I dunno, the 7 year olds you talk to"
Wybie:
“imagine being prism lmao”
Aubz:
"You guys were all diagnosed streamer at creation. Let's get a pogchamp in chat"
"But I graduated third grade"
"Anything else?"
Wonder:
"OOOOOOH SHIT"
Aubz:
"OOOOH"
Epicsuperbat:
“OOOOOOOO”
Moon:
“Imagine being prism. I don’t think she went to 3rd grade”
Brush:
"j0hn graduated third grade CONFIRMED"
Wybie:
“OOOOOOOOOO”
Raven:
"GET REKT"
"....Well....that was not expected :)"
Aubz:
"LOL"
Mako:
"WRITE THAT DOWN IN THE WIKI"
"Expect the unexpected, motherfucker."
Etharia:
"J0hn graduated 3rd grade. perhaps even 4th."
Aubz:
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Wybie:
“YEAAAAAHHHH”
Insider2000:
“Dani confirmed didn’t pass the third grade. /j”
END NELSON EVENT
Tbf Dani didn't hear about the Jack thing so
Also
ROUND FIVE!!!!!
Insider2000:
Prism: “Everyone is so mean to me. :)”
Idk if I told you guys this
but originally something very similar to that was going to happen between Larry and Cobalt
(only with a lot less "lol L + Ratio" and a lot more....well...sympathy)
And we have a report from the field!!!
"I don't know if your thing comes from an eldritch god or not, but sometimes deep breaths help!"
PLUM K ROOL has been knocked into the loser's bracket by TWIST
clears throat
TWIST IN WINNER FINALS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY
Brush:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Wonder:
TWIST
Wonder:
AND
wybie:
OMG?
Mako:
WOOO
Wonder:
SHOUT
Insider2000:
:twist: :twist: :twist: :twist: :twist:
Bubbly:
YEAAAAHHHHH
Brush:
TWIST AND SHOUT
wybie:
I DINT KNOW EBOUGH ABOUT- YES
wybie:
OMG
Epicsuperbat:
:twist: :twist: :twist: :twist:
Prince:
TWIST LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aubz:
YOOOOOOOOOO
Janet:
twiiiiist
Bubbly:
LETS FUCKING GOOO
greenshi:
:twist:
J0rt:
:twist: :twist: :twist:
moon:
TWIST AND I CAN NOT SAY THIS ENOUGH SHOUT
Insider2000:
God, Twist is one of the few people to give Prool a run for his money!
Bubbly:
:twist:
Raven:
HPLU FUXKING SHIT
Janet:
that's twice in a row vs p rool!!!
moon:
:twist:
Bubbly:
TWIST AND SHOUT
Brush:
YEAHHHHHHH
Aubz:
HELL YEAH TWIST
Epicsuperbat:
LETS GO TWIST
Brush:
a win for aro/ace lesbians everywhere
moon:
Twist be like “I am the p rool cause”
Brush:
and also for wizards possessed by ancient gods or what have you
"So, you guys are from another universe too? Is it safe from the likes of me?"
"Well, the core difference is that it seems very much like this one, only....paradoxically......created at the same point in time, but.....somehow created later? I'm sure there's some kind of butterfly effect"
[Dantoinette vs Barry]
Insider2000:
Even without CPU K, I feel like Twist would end up being my favorite Rk.
Based choice
Twist is
Very Good
mums:
"Hello!"
"Hello everyone! This is Chartreuse speaking!"
Mako:
"Twist and Shout!"
Bubbly:
"hi!!!"
AV:
“Hi!”
Brush:
"Hey!"
Wonder:
"CHARTREUSE YOUR FIGHT WITH PEP"
Epicsuperbat:
“Twist”
Greenshi:
"trucey!!!"
Mako:
"Oh hey Char!"
Wonder:
"HOLY SHIT, GIRL"
Insider2000:
“Hiya, Char! Hope you’re doing okay after Sephy”
Brendle:
"YOOOOOO"
Moon:
“Hi green”
Epicsuperbat:
“Oh hi!”
"Oh! You all did see that, didn't you?"
Janet:
"hi!!"
Mako:
"ye"
Raven:
"CHAR YOU'RE SO BADASS"
Greenshi:
"grats on the godhood"
Wonder:
"THAT WAS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING EVER"
Bubbly:
"we did!! it ruled!!"
Mako:
"Great battle btw"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah you kicked her ass, as a lover of peppermint it was so cool”
Janet:
"you're so cool"
J0rt:
"hi chartreuse!"
Insider2000:
“Don’t sweat it. We love you, Trussey. Sephiroth can choke.”
"Thank you so much you guys! That means so much!"
Moon:
“It’s always ethical to kill sephiroth”
Aubz:
"Yeah that was awesome!"
AV:
“Yeah that ruled!!”
"I was about to say be careful or you might make Folk jealous, but he's agreed with pretty much everything you guys have said, so he's fine ;)"
Aubz:
"AW"
Epicsuperbat:
“Folk our Belolk”
Mako:
"That's so sweet!"
Greenshi:
"d'awww"
Raven:
"Maybe you can keep the Time portion and she can take the Tragedy"
Janet:
"folk's so hecking cool"
"Oh! You guys can't see, can you?"
Brush:
"nope!"
Janet:
"nope!"
AV:
“Hey chartreuse, since you can see all of time, can you check if there’s been a couple cuter than you guys?”
Aubz:
"Nope!"
Mako:
"nope!"
"Dantoinette just took the first round! .....but Barry really gave her a run for her money!"
Wonder:
"hot damn, barry"
Brush:
"naturally!"
Aubz:
"Good job Barry!"
Mako:
"suprising"
Brush:
"for both of them, it's DANI but barry has been going off"
AV:
“Dantionette the God Killer vs Some Guy”
Epicsuperbat:
“Barrys been popping off”
Greenshi:
"doctors are very powerful. i believe in dani but hes for sure putting up a fight"
Janet:
"that milk he drank at the vets that one time clearly had some powerful effects"
mums:
"Terrible statement."
Wybie:
“why was he drinking milk at the vet”
Brush:
"wasn't that jon"
Epicsuperbat:
“Wasn’t that Jon?”
Mako:
"What does that mean?"
"Ha! Well my powers are....well...a little bit limited here. After all, we are in a dream outside of reality. While I wouldn't be able to ascend to godhood in the same way I did here, the tradeoff for ease of ascension is that my powers are drastically reduced"
btw wanna see something funny
AV:
“Good to know”
"I think I took a picture"
Bubbly:
"WHAT"
Mako:
"WHAT"
J0rt:
"BARRY"
Aubz:
"WHAT???????"
Bubbly:
"DID. DID HE"
Janet:
"barry!?"
Mako:
"BARRY POPPING OFF"
Brush:
"ONE HELL OF A PICTURE TO TAKE"
"Yeah, the crowd is alive right now!"
Raven:
"HOLY FUCK"
Wybie:
“PLEASE TELL ME ITS A 3STOCK”
Moon:
“Would be weird if crowd was dead”
Epicsuperbat:
“WHAT THE SHIT”
Insider2000:
“SWEET MERCIFUL HEY-SUS!”
Brush:
"inter dimension badasses!"
Brush:
"hey. sus"
"Not a three-stock, but Barry just took a game!"
"Now it's 1-1!"
Aubz:
"HOLY SHIT"
Wonder:
"GOD. DAMN."
J0rt:
"LET'S GO BARRY"
AV:
“If barry wins i think susan gets the right to be INSUFFERABLE”
Wybie:
“WOOOO”
Brush:
"god damn!"
Bubbly:
"STILL"
Aubz:
"LETS GO BARRY"
Mako:
"HOOO"
Greenshi:
"omfg"
Moon:
“HSKS WKSKXGIEMWBEUSIAMABUSNENELSKXJID”
Epicsuperbat:
“HOLY SHIT BARRY”
Brush:
"get yourself a husband who can take a set off of dantoinette"
Mako:
"BARRY OFF THE SHITS?"
Prince:
BARRY?
Epicsuperbat:
“Making Susan proud”
Wybie:
“wife guy”
Wonder:
"wifeguy"
Mako:
"wifeguy"
"So I heard from J0hn that you all have been learning quite a bit about Prism"
AV:
“Yeah and..?”
Brush:
"yeah i can see the resemblance between order and susan now. they both love hard-hitting men in green"
Aubz:
"Yeah."
Wonder:
"yeah, she's a bitch"
Epicsuperbat:
“We know so so much”
Janet:
"yeah she's a neeerd"
Brush:
"yeah we are!"
"I.....suppose I can't disagree"
Greenshi:
"jack looked at your parent by accident. thats why we're in his brain."
Epicsuperbat:
“I want to bite her”
Wonder:
"i'd call her a child, but juniper and The Spirit are more composed and reasonable and kinder than her"
"Oh!! You've learned about Spectrum? I wasn't expecting her to reveal THAT much to you"
Aubz:
"A little bit?"
Brush:
"she didn't! but jack did :>"
Wonder:
"oh, prism didn't. i think..."
"Jack did?"
Moon:
"evil."
Wonder:
"sorta?"
Greenshi:
"she didn't! we got A Vision"
Mako:
"Jack saw her"
Aubz:
"Yeah, the aurora borealis? I think?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Jack is so cool !givejackakiss”
AV:
“Quad kinda tricked her into it”
"A vision? A vision of Jack?"
J0rt:
"!givejackakiss"
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
Wonder:
"yeah, sorta"
Brush:
"a vision of jack having a vision"
Aubz:
"Inception"
Janet:
"jack was reminiscing"
Raven:
"We saw a flashback memory"
Wonder:
"it's complicated here in the discord"
Brush:
"jack is a weeeeeeeeird dude"
"And....you all saw it?"
Aubz:
"Read, but yeah"
Wonder:
"well, we didn't see it"
Janet:
"yeah we see stuff sometimes"
Brush:
"we had it described"
Janet:
"it just kinda happens"
Raven:
"Read, not saw"
AV:
“It was described to us”
"...Read? Described......hm....."
Epicsuperbat:
“I mean technically we saw an image of it”
Wonder:
"we saw an artistic rendition of it, but that was waaaaaaaay before this tourney"
Raven:
"So now Jack sees words in colors"
"Did you see me ascend to godhood?"
Brush:
"there was an artistic interpretation from ancient times"
Wonder:
"yeh"
Janet:
"yeah!"
Mako:
"Yep, it was awesome"
Brush:
"we saw you talk in green!"
Janet:
"so cool"
Wonder:
"it was heartwarming"
AV:
“Ya it kicked ass”
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah you are so cool”
Wonder:
"we also sorta maybe possibly helped you focus on a point in time"
"How? Nelson was nowhere near me, if I recall correctly"
Aubz:
"No clue!"
Aubz:
"It was neat as hell tho"
AV:
“We saw u overpower prism!”
Insider2000:
“Not sure.”
Brush:
"we just see things sometimes! it's cutscene magic"
Janet:
"another thing we just saw somehow!"
J0rt:
"idk ryan showed it to us i guess"
Raven:
"We see 'cutscenes'."
J0rt:
"with. text"
Greenshi:
"sometime we see in prose, and it has no conection to nelson. dont ask me how it works, i have no idea"
Epicsuperbat:
“That’s just a power we have I guess”
Aubz:
"And music!"
"Ryan....I know Ryan."
Insider2000:
“You do?”
Wonder:
"the commentator or...?"
"I will say that I am asking you these questions moreso to lead you to an answer"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah Ryan is great”
Greenshi:
"we're from where he is!"
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
"Because I know what is happening"
Aubz:
"What?"
Moon:
"what"
Mako:
"?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Cool”
AV:
“Oh?”
Raven:
"4th wall 🅱️roke"
"It would take some time to properly explain. But if it helps ease you somewhat, I am fairly confident that everything is going to work out"
AV:
“We are too.”
Brush:
"yeah, this isn't a downer kind of story."
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
"There may be some tragedy. Some treachery. Perhaps balanced out with joy and comedy"
Insider2000:
“Such is life.”
Mako:
"Funny domain references"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah this is CPUKerfuffle, a place filled with love and friendship”
Brush:
"a good story!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Also death”
"But I'm fairly confident that it will end well"
Janet:
"tragedytreacherybalance.net"
AV:
“Hope so. Even if it doesnt, youll be ok”
Aubz:
"That's good to hear! :)"
Janet:
"domain name joke"
Aubz:
:) /notprism
Raven:
"Btw what are your parent's pronouns so we can refer to them correctly"
Moon:
"wow i love Shakespeare"
Epicsuperbat:
“Man I love monkey watch :chongoWatch: “
"Spectrum is.....complicated. Giving Spectrum a concrete definition, much less a gender would be a fool's errand. For the sake of neutrality, I usually use they/them"
Raven:
"Valid and noted, thanks!"
mums:
"Thought so"
AV:
“Good to know”
Mako:
"Cool"
Brush:
"nodnod a bit hard to gender a......... bunch of colors and words, i guess"
AV:
“Me too bitch tf”
Epicsuperbat:
“Is Spectrum like Arceus? Also are they more powerful than Arceus?”
Moon:
"could spectrum beat goku in a fight?"
"I am more concerned over the claim that Spectrum is dying...however, that could mean many things."
Janet:
"when spectrum plays music they're a specdrummer"
Aubz:
"Who would win in a fight- Law of Cycles Madoka or Spectrum" /j
Epicsuperbat:
“I still think Prism is the one killing them”
Aubz:
"Or goku"
Brush:
"dani wins, obviously"
Aubz:
"TRUE"
Janet:
"oh no swoku's killing spectrum D:"
"It could mean the flame of a candle weakening somewhat, holding fear that it might go out. It could be the side effect of Spectrum's many, many entropies"
mums:
"Were you able to see them when you heard, or is 'seeing' them not so simple as visiting your ailing loved one at the hospital?"
"But, once again, I believe it will end well."
AV:
“Actually… spectrum seems to rule over the 4th wall. Is this whole deal a symptom of them dying?”
"Now excuse me, but I must end this event for a moment...."
Aubz:
"Do you think Prism will find somebody to replace Spectrum?"
Moon:
"to fix spectrum just restart the router"
Greenshi:
"ope, bye!"
Janet:
"seeya!"
Mako:
"Bye!"
Aubz:
"bye!"
END NELSON EVENT
We have a report from the field!
"Aw geez, I never really answered your question, did I? The answer is...yes. My universe is safe from the likes of you. Hope you got a kick out of exhibit A"
DANTOINETTE has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BARRY
Prince:
"WHAT"
Wonder:
"HOLY SHIT"
Bubbly:
"WHAT"
Brush:
"GET YOURSELF A HUSBAND WHO CAN GET A SET OFF OF DANTOINETTE"
"I figured you all would want to experience that"
Greenshi:
"UH HOLY SHIT???"
AV:
“WHAT THE FUCK”
Epicsuperbat:
“HOLY SHIT”
J0rt:
"HI HELLO WHAT"
Janet:
"huh"
Aubz:
"HOLY SHIT"
Raven:
"I DON'T THINK DANI IS GONNA LIKE THAT"
evening:
"HOLY SHIT"
Mako:
"BARRY OFF THE SHITS"
J0rt:
"BARRY"
Prince:
"BARRY."
Insider2000:
“What is going on?!?”
Moon:
"WHAT HOW"
Greenshi:
"WHY ARE DOCTORS SO POWERFUL???"
UnofficiallyJam:
“THIS IS SOMETHING ALRIGHT.”
"Oh look! Here comes Dantoinette now!"
Wonder:
"this dream is falling apart /j/j/j"
Moon:
"dani is gonna revoke his doctorate"
"Would you all like to speak with her?"
Wonder:
"yeah, sure"
Brush:
"YEAH"
AV:
“Yeah”
Insider2000:
“Yes!”
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah”
Greenshi:
"is she, like......good?"
J0rt:
"ABSOLUTELY"
Brush:
"i miss her powerful arms"
Moon:
"yes."
Raven:
"Uh yeah she's gonna need it"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Sure.”
Moon:
"she was distracted by crimson"
"Okay!"
mums:
"SUSAN MARRIED THE STRONGEST MAN IN ALL REALITIES"
END NELSON EVENT
AV:
“Are ya winning son?”
Wonder:
"heya dani"
Bubbly:
"hi dani"
Janet:
"hi!!"
Insider2000:
This is why Barry can never fight in a canon tourney!
J0rt:
"hi dani"
Mako:
"Hi Dani"
"FUCK!!!!!!!!"
Natalya:
"Hi."
Brush:
"dani you good?"
Greenshi:
"heyyyyyyy buddyyyyyy"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi”
Prince:
"hi bestie"
Bubbly:
"yeah."
Natalya:
"rjushwbd"
Insider2000:
“It’s okay, Dani!”
Epicsuperbat:
“yeah”
mums:
"You did well Dantoinette."
Wonder:
"good effort out there"
Aubz:
"You did well!"
"FUCKING FUCK FUCK STUPID DOCTOR MOUSTACHE FUCK!!!!!"
"Whoa! Why do you stand on two legs and talk....but Duck Duck Go stands on all four and barks?"
"Answering that question will just make more work for me, especially for someone as young as yourself!"
[119: Juniper Uppercut vs Therapuppy]
"Hey!"
Janet:
"hi!"
Wonder:
"hey!"
Brush:
"you good??"
"I'm fine now"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi”
Greenshi:
"oh hello"
Insider2000:
“Cool.”
AV:
“Ok good”
Greenshi:
"thats good!"
Wonder:
"thank you for not breaking the nelson"
"Sorry for, uh, blowin' up there earlier"
J0rt:
"oh, good!"
Raven:
"Good fight!"
Insider2000:
“It’s okay.”
Brush:
"it happens!"
Greenshi:
"nah nah, we get it"
Epicsuperbat:
“It’s ok”
AV:
“Its okay”
Wonder:
"it's all good, happens to the best of us"
Brendle:
"It be like this sometimes"
Janet:
"nice work! cooling off is hard"
Bubbly:
"its understandable"
UnofficiallyJam:
“It happens”
"Yeah, yeah, we don't need to talk about the fight"
J0rt:
"not to say I want to see you lose, but seeing something so unexpected in this tournament is definitely exciting, right?"
mums:
"We have bits and pieces of new info."
Insider2000:
“I’ve seen enough tournaments. I’ve seen worse outbursts.”
"Oh hey, new info?"
Moon:
"dani you are so cool"
Aubz:
"Spectrum!"
Brush:
"oh yeah! jack saw god and that's why he's Like That"
"....thats a lot of words that mean something"
Natalya:
"oh yeah Prism tried to tell J0hn that hes not real and he was like "yeah thats obvious""
Epicsuperbat:
“Spectrum is above the concept gender”
Janet:
"also he hates prism even when we're not there"
Wonder:
"sure do"
Raven:
"Yeah so uh we know why Discord Jack is connected to us! He accidentally looked at Spectrum in an aurora and now he can read words in colors"
"Oh, so the whole not real thing is pretty well-known at this point?"
Wonder:
"yeah, sorta"
Brush:
"nah, i think jack's just weird"
mums:
"Well. Not entirely no."
J0rt:
"only to some people"
Natalya:
"No?"
mums:
"It's more to anyone who can hear... Us."
AV:
“I wouldnt spread it around, but j0hn and chartreuse know”
Brush:
"we've spoken to an awful lot of people who know tho"
mums:
"It becomes apparent much quicker."
Raven:
"J0hn is Aware, but we don't know who else is. Probably Larry."
J0rt:
"i think Larry and Val are also aware?"
Brush:
"but i think our sample is biased"
Greenshi:
"if they talk to us, they prob know"
Aubz:
"Yeah, i think so"
Janet:
"well, we seem to be specifically around the people who know, but i think it's unusual in general"
Epicsuperbat:
“I don’t remember if Crimson is aware”
Brush:
"crimson knows"
AV:
“Do we cause people to become aware? Does Jack know?”
Greenshi:
"he is, iirc"
J0rt:
"Plus J0hn being able to perceive things in text makes it easier for him to tell so he's a bit of an outlier"
Insider2000:
“Crimson might know. If he doesn’t, I don’t think he could handle it.”
Janet:
"prism tried to hit j0hn with the 'you're not real' thing and it backfired on her beautifully"
Natalya:
"Best not to find out, I think"
"Either way, all this info is great and all. Just kinda blows that I'm gonna forget it first thing tomorrow"
Brush:
"yeah, it's a shame"
"Plus I'm not really sure what we do with that info here"
AV:
“You like knowing?”
mums:
"Anything you want to remember, we can try and tell Jack to tell you if you'd like."
"I guess just let the dream ride out"
Wonder:
"yeh"
Aubz:
"Offer's always open to have Jack tell ya, but I also understand if you don't wanna remember that."
Epicsuperbat:
“If you want to know we can have jack tell you”
Wonder:
"just live life like always. er... dream life, i guess"
Aubz:
"Going through that twice doesn't sound fun."
Janet:
"we can always limit what we tell you to not the reality stuff"
"Yeah, I guess. I just have the feeling that Prism wants to make it incredibly clear that none of this will bleed into the real canon. Maybe some of the Jack stuff. We'll have to see how Spectrum's feeling about it :)"
Greenshi:
"there are no limits here. whats something you wanted to do irl, but couldn't?"
Janet:
"if we can tell you at all, we usually don't get to speak through jack intentionally he just picks at random"
Mako:
"OI"
Bubbly:
"i see.."
Wonder:
"it happened again"
Greenshi:
"Prism fuck off"
Raven:
"GRRR HISSS BARK BARK"
Brush:
"yeah that's prism talking"
Janet:
"prism said everything after 'yeah i guess'"
Brush:
"it's true, though"
Aubz:
"Random prism Event
AV:
“MY PSIONIC WARRIORS”
"....yeah that makes sense. I dont know how I coulda known about some of that stuff"
Natalya:
"ah. hmm. This is interesting information to know, however."
Janet:
"anyway it's still good to know this stuff so you can annoy prism with it"
AV:
“Dani do you wanna know who u main in smash bros”
Natalya:
"Im forming an idea of what spectrum is"
Aubz:
"Oh yeah do you know about the whole smash bros thing lol"
"Yeah, I guess it's stuff for you guys if anything.....maybe that's why Nelson's here."
Wonder:
"maybe"
Raven:
"Prism did just let it slip that Spectrum is still involved, even if they're not at 100% right now"
"After all, if what Prism says is right and this is all some big story, I guess that would make you guys the audience, right?"
Epicsuperbat:
“!petthenelson”
Brush:
"yep"
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
Wonder:
"exactly"
Janet:
"i think spectrum's involved in everything by default really"
Raven:
"Correct!"
Janet:
"yeah!"
Greenshi:
"a very vocal one, yes"
Brush:
"we don't usually get this much interaction"
"Well, in that case, I guess I'm even more flattered that you all like me so much"
Brush:
"it's making us overeager"
Brush:
"YEAH we love you <3"
Epicsuperbat:
“You’re so cool!”
Aubz:
"You're epic Dani!"
Mako:
"we do like you 😌"
Greenshi:
"we think you're cool <3"
Insider2000:
“You’re the best, Dani!”
Aubz:
"Even when you kiss Crimson!"
Janet:
"you're hecking great!!!"
Wonder:
"like is an understatement for some of us here"
Bubbly:
"you rule!!"
"Like I said earlier. I figured that if my whole purpose is to be some kinda badass who kicks ass and takes names, then I'm doin that pretty damn well"
Raven:
"We love you Dani, not just as a fighter or a champ!"
Aubz:
"Hell yeah!"
Brush:
"yeah!!!"
Janet:
"every time you show up is a delight"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hell yeah!”
Bubbly:
"yeahh!!!"
AV:
“Well, do you have a purpose? You dont have to.”
Epicsuperbat:
“No fear only delight!”
"Clearly I do have a purpose of some kind. And I'm doin' it perfectly"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah being a badass”
Brush:
"yeah!!!!!!!!"
Mako:
"yell heah"
"But hey....let me see something.....you guys are the audience, right?"
Wonder:
"yeah?"
Brush:
"mhm?"
Raven:
"Everyone has a purpose: to live. Everything else they do is their choice"
Greenshi:
"yuhuh?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yea”
UnofficiallyJam:
“Yep.”
Insider2000:
“Yeah!”
"In that case, I got a pretty fun idea"
mums:
"i like watching the funny pictures and words"
Bubbly:
"oh?"
END NELSON EVENT
Raven:
...so we're in agreement she still has an unhealthy relationship with winning and fighting, right
oh yes absolutely
"Hello?"
Brush:
"hey!"
Aubz:
"Hi!"
Greenshi:
"yellow?"
Wonder:
"hey"
Janet:
"hi!"
"Audience?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi”
Aubz:
"This still Dani?"
Aubz:
"Oh hey!"
"Wow!!!!!"
Moss:
"Hello!"
Raven:
"Hemlo"
Greenshi:
"thats us"
J0rt:
"hewwo?"
Greenshi:
"whos this?"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Hi.”
Insider2000:
“Yo”
Mako:
"Hai!!"
"I haven't seen a magic item quite like this!!"
Aubz:
"WAIT"
Brush:
"twist?"
Wonder:
"oh, is this twist?"
Greenshi:
"....twist?"
Aubz:
"TWIST?"
evening:
"twist?"
"Oh, sorry! I suppose you can't see?"
Insider2000:
“Twist?!?”
Epicsuperbat:
“Twist????”
Mako:
"no, we cant"
Aubz:
":twist:"
"Wow!!! They even guessed it right!!!"
Greenshi:
"OMG TWIST HIIIIII~"
Janet:
"nope! only hear! in text form!"
Bubbly:
"TWIST"
Brush:
"YEAHH"
AV:
“HIIII”
Wonder:
"hi twist"
J0rt:
"omg hi twist!!!!"
"That's right! I'm Twist of the Red Kraken!!"
Mako:
"!!! TWIST!"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOOOOO”
Raven:
"TWIST, MAGICIAN OF THE RED KRAKEN?!"
Brendle:
"Imagine being able to see shit, couldn't be me"
Aubz:
"HI!!!"
Brush:
"TWIST MOMENCE"
Janet:
"hi twist!!!!!"
Mako:
"HII"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Hi twist.”
"Hahaha....wow!!!"
J0rt:
":twist: :twist: :twist:"
Bubbly:
":twist: "
Greenshi:
"grats on getting into winners final!"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOOOO TWIST AND SHOUT”
Janet:
"i mean sometimes we see things, but it's the exception"
Raven:
"OMG WE'RE ALL SUCH BIG FANS"
Mako:
":twist:"
"Yeah!!! Dantoinette handed me this....Nelson?"
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
Janet:
"nelson"
Brush:
"yeah!"
Wonder:
"yep"
Epicsuperbat:
“Nelson”
Moss:
"Yup!"
Mako:
"Yep! That's a Nelson!"
Brendle:
"Nelson, he's a hedgehog"
Greenshi:
"the audience is stored in the nelson"
Janet:
":Nelson:"
Mako:
":Nelson:"
UnofficiallyJam:
“
"And she told me to 'pass it around for a bit. Try to let the audience talk to as many people as possible. They'll love it!'"
Aubz:
":nelson:"
Aubz:
what
Aubz:
pretend that worked
Brush:
":Nelson:"
J0rt:
"OwO"
Brush:
"YEAH"
AV:
“Nelson the hedgehog was born without quills. He is looked after at Foxy Lodge Wildlife Rescue in Norfolk, where he receives massages daily and lives his best life.”
Wonder:
"be sure not to pass it to a certain fangirl"
J0rt:
"just not peppermint"
J0rt:
"please"
Brush:
"road trip! road trip!"
Greenshi:
"hell yeah hell yeAH HELL YEAH"
Mako:
"WE GET TO TALK TO MORE PEOPLE!!!?"
Bubbly:
"ROAD TRIP"
Aubz:
"HECK YEAH!"
Epicsuperbat:
“I want to talk to peppermint”
Brendle:
"do not make us talk to peppermint"
Greenshi:
"road triiiiip"
Mako:
"PASS US AROUND! HOT POTATO"
Ghost:
"WHERE ARE WE GOING"
"Okay, not peppermint! Yeah, I've seen her around, she's......yeah....so hey everyone!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Want to tell her I love her”
AV:
“DO NOT hand it to peppermint”
UnofficiallyJam:
“This is enrichment for us.”
Wonder:
"oh god so many people..."
mums:
"I'D REALLY LIKE BLASP OR VAL. IF YOU CAN."
Mako:
"HI!"
Natalya:
"How are you twist?"
Raven:
"CONGRATS ON YOUR WIN"
Ghost:
"HI TWIST!!!!!"
"I'm doing great!! I didn't think I would get this far!!"
Janet:
"we do love chatting with folks!"
Brush:
"you're doing SO GOOD"
Aubz:
"We knew you had it in ya!"
mums:
"Also yeah! You've been doing amazingly!"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Congrats!!”
Bubbly:
"youre kicking ass!!!"
Greenshi:
"you are kicking so much ass!"
Insider2000:
“We’re so happy you did!”
Janet:
"you're doing so hecking well!"
"Yeah!!! I'm super excited about it!!!!"
Raven:
"You deserve this!"
"The crew's gonna be super excited, I'm certain of it!!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hell yeah”
Insider2000:
“How is the crew?”
Raven:
"Dougie is gonna pop off"
mums:
"How goes the pirate bizz lately?"
"Oh, they're doing phenomenal!!! As of now, the piracy has been a little less active, since we focus more upon the joys of exploration, and since most places in the world have been explored, we mostly do Robin Hood type stuff"
AV:
“What does chilis think abt your win?”
Insider2000:
“Hell yeah!”
Bubbly:
"hell yeah!!"
J0rt:
"oh HELL yeah"
Mako:
"Heh, Robin"
Wonder:
"hell yeah"
Raven:
"Yesssss fuck the rich people, steal their shit"
Epicsuperbat:
“Eat the rich”
"Oh, she's just over the moon! She's at the concession stand with IHOB right now, but she's been SUPER excited!"
"And hell yeah, eat the rich!"
mums:
"Get a tasty treat as a victory treat!"
Wonder:
"and a kiss"
Mako:
"Twisted Lemonade"
Brush:
"fucked up and evil lemonade"
"Well I'd hate to upset my stomach!! And....if you don't mind the cheese....I know that a kiss from Chili's would just put butterflies in there"
Brush:
"awwwww"
Brendle:
"AWWWWW"
Bubbly:
"awwww"
Wonder:
"d'aaawww"
Epicsuperbat:
“AWWWWW”
J0rt:
"aawwwww!"
Greenshi:
"d'awwww"
Brush:
"🧀"
Ghost:
"AWWWWWW"
Mako:
"SWEET"
Raven:
"Gayyyy /lh"
Insider2000:
“Awwwww”
"Good to see you don't mind the cheese"
Greenshi:
":twist: "
Mako:
"🧀"
J0rt:
"we are like little rats who eat cheese"
mums:
"cheese is tasty"
Epicsuperbat:
“I love cheese”
Janet:
"🧀"
Aubz:
"We love cheese"
J0rt:
"🐀"
Aubz:
"Happy mad rat monday btw"
J0rt:
"and happy mad rat monday on that note!"
Janet:
"🐀"
Brendle:
"Om nom homie fuckin love the cheese, it's all about the cheese get a home run"
Brush:
"happy mad rat monday!"
Raven:
"I am lactose intolerant but that's never stopped me before"
Epicsuperbat:
“:MadRat: :MadRat: :MadRat: “
"You know, :) I appreciate the lesbian rep and how cute this is, but I know she's ace in her ori-#######################################WHA################"
Aubz:
"uH"
Bubbly:
"HEY."
Mako:
"OI"
"🟪 LEAVE"
Brush:
"get her ass"
J0rt:
"WH"
Greenshi:
"TWIST YOU GOTTA FIGHT THIS"
Insider2000:
“OH!”
Wonder:
"nice one, twist"
Raven:
"PRISM DETECTED"
AV:
“WHO?”
J0rt:
"OH"
Mako:
"!!"
Bubbly:
"OH?"
Aubz:
"YOOOOOOOOOO"
"OKAY SORRY :("
Insider2000:
“That isn’t Prism.”
Janet:
"got a bit more than you bargained for eh prism?"
Aubz:
"GET HER ASS"
Aubz:
"HAHAAA"
Bubbly:
"DAMN."
Brendle:
"YOOOOOO"
Insider2000:
“Yeah, I thought so.”
Greenshi:
"also prism ace lesbians exist cmon"
J0rt:
"NO MORE GODS ALLOWED"
Mako:
"PRISM HAS ONE (1) FEAR"
"What just happened?"
Brush:
"god fight"
Wonder:
"uhh, i think your god made prism leave"
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism was being a bitch”
AV:
“Has prism heard of the split attraction model”
Greenshi:
"dont worry bout it"
Raven:
"TURNED THAT PARENTHESES RIGHT AROUND"
Janet:
"prism is mean and likes to rewrite what people say as they say it"
"Oh wow! That's.....interesting"
Insider2000:
“Let’s go! Twist inner goddess got more power than Prism!”
Wonder:
"it's a very long story"
"But pretty awesome!"
Mako:
"ye!"
J0rt:
"twist is officially immune to prism, we love to see it"
Raven:
"Prism is scared of your god pal lmao"
Greenshi:
"too many gods in one body. other guy has senority so prism got kicked"
"Oh yeah, I don't blame her! I know people who lost an arm and a leg to even talk to the guy!"
Wonder:
"i wish she did"
Mako:
"I want Prism to crumple like a tin can"
"Well I figure being a goddess gives her a bit more of an edge than Samba"
Wonder:
"on the arm and leg thing, i mean"
Raven:
"Does your god friend have a name or pronouns I don't want to be rude"
Insider2000:
“Eh. Sometimes you shouldn’t play with gods, unless you’re prepared for an equivalent exchange.”
"I.......don't really know. I haven't had a real conversation with them...."
"It's a weird thing...."
Bubbly:
"i can imagine"
Wonder:
"nah, i get it"
We have a result from the field!!!!
Insider2000:
Oh!
Mako:
"They're purple, that's all I know"
Wonder:
"ourple"
Epicsuperbat:
“I LOVE PURPLE!”
"Oh, a result!! Um, I'm gonna pass you along since Dani said that she wanted you all to talk to more people!"
Janet:
"pnurpl"
"Bye!!!!!"
Brush:
"purble"
Mako:
"Ok, bye!"
Janet:
"seeya twist! :twist:"
Bubbly:
"bye!!!"
Moon:
"the purple"
J0rt:
"bye twist!"
Raven:
"Bye Twist!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Purple”
Wonder:
" bye twist"
Greenshi:
"see ya twist! nice to meet cha!"
END NELSON EVENT
"You have....quite the penchant for violence....I get the feeling we'll be talking very soon...."
JUNIPER UPPERCUT has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by HEARTBREAK and THERAPUPPY
Also hope you guys didn't mind my funny little tease for when I actually get around to writing RK
"Hello again....do you believe that luck is on your side this time?"
"You're the only thing keeping me from fighting my sister. That's more than enough resolve to make up for any bad luck"
[120: Danthony vs Sephiroth]
Insider2000:
“Hello?”
Bubbly:
"hello?"
"Hello?? Is this the audeince???"
Brush:
"hey!"
Epicsuperbat:
“HI!”
Wonder:
"who dis?"
Mako:
"Who is this?"
Insider2000:
“Indeed.”
Brush:
"new nelson who this"
Raven:
"We sure are!"
Epicsuperbat:
“WE ARE THAT”
"How many of you are there???"
Moon:
"new nelson who this"
Aubz:
"Hi! We're audience!"
Wonder:
"like 20-30"
Aubz:
"Like 30 or so right now"
Epicsuperbat:
“Many”
UnofficiallyJam:
“A lot.”
Brush:
"like thirty something last i checked"
Mako:
"Around 30 or so"
Moon:
"30"
J0rt:
"like 35 now i think?"
"Hmm...not quite as many as I was hoping for..."
"But that's okay! It's worth a shot!"
Raven:
"Usually there's more of us but this is an Exclusive Club"
Mako:
"Who are you?"
Moon:
"who are you how many are you"
Insider2000:
“Dani?”
"So really really important question!!!!"
Greenshi:
".....NaCl?"
"Are any of you single?"
Brush:
"OH GOD"
Bubbly:
"oh no."
Mako:
"O COD"
Wonder:
"OH FUCK OFF CUPID"
Greenshi:
"GOD NO"
Insider2000:
“Yes.”
J0rt:
"ah."
Moon:
"CUPID"
Wonder:
"but yes"
Raven:
"Ah. Hello, Cupid!"
Greenshi:
"CUPID WE NEED WORDS"
Moon:
"but yes"
Natalya:
"H I C U P I D"
"Haha! Yeah! Thats me! How'd you guess?"
Bubbly:
"also. no i am not"
J0rt:
"i am but i am not looking for anyone thank you"
Mako:
"CUPID YOU DONT JUST SAY THINGS LIKE THAT"
Moon:
"cupid less words"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yes. I want to date peppermint but nobody is letting me talk to her!”
Greenshi:
"MOTHERFUCKER"
Raven:
"Also, yes, I am so lonely"
Brush:
"unfortunately i am a lesbian"
Mako:
"THERE IS A WORD CALLED CONSENT"
Natalya:
" LETS TALK ABOUT BOUNDRIES SHALL WE?"
Mako:
"LOOK IT UP"
"Oh! One of you wants to date Peppermint?"
J0rt:
"cupid i am begging you right now to not hand us over to peppermint"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yes”
Wonder:
"AY."
"I can help you with-"
Mako:
"Hhhhhhh"
J0rt:
"please for the love of god do not"
Aubz:
"OH NO"
Greenshi:
"NOT THE THING YOU SHOULD FOCUS ON????"
Wonder:
"STOP IT."
UnofficiallyJam:
“No no no!”
"Wait......Twist is telling me I can't"
Moon:
"cupid i am mentally hitting you with a large stick"
Wonder:
"DO NOT."
J0rt:
"i am on my knees. i am begging"
Aubz:
"PHEW"
Epicsuperbat:
“PLEASE”
Mako:
"SOMEONE TAKE THE NELSON FROM HIM"
Greenshi:
"jesus christ"
J0rt:
"THANK YOU TWIST"
Brush:
"yeah pep already has a true love"
Moss:
"The rest of us do not wish to do this"
Aubz:
"THANK YOU TWIST"
Epicsuperbat:
“Damn”
Janet:
"hi cupid"
Aubz:
"also i dont think interdimensional dating would work"
Aubz:
"interreality dating"
Janet:
"no cupid bad"
Wonder:
"wouldn't it be like long-distance? /hj"
"So you guys are the audience, huh? So you all have good love lives, I'm guessing?"
Raven:
"We're from a different dimension so idk if that would work"
Aubz:
"VERY long distance LMAO"
Epicsuperbat:
“How will I know until I try?”
Wonder:
"ehhhhhhhh......."
"Other than the single people of course"
Aubz:
"HAHAHAHA"
J0rt:
"please ask me about anything else"
Greenshi:
"okay, okay, cupid? buddy? HB does not want your help with dating. MOST People dont want your help with dating. you Gotta learn boundries dude."
Moon:
"cupid it isnt nice to assume"
Mako:
"Dude"
Wonder:
"...okay, rude"
Brush:
"i'm happy with my place in love, yeah!"
Raven:
"Bruh I'm 25 and never dated"
"Oh yeah!!! Wait I think I remember Therapuppy telling me about that!"
Insider2000:
“Cupid, aren’t you single too?”
Janet:
"im pretty happy c:"
Moon:
"yeah cupid arent YOu single"
Janet:
"also you can be single and happy!"
"And it's okay if you've never dated!"
Aubz:
":D"
Greenshi:
"Cupid do you understand the concept of aromaticism?"
J0rt:
"some of us are aromantic cupid"
"A lot of people are single and super happy with it!"
"Yeah, I get that!"
Wonder:
"progress"
J0rt:
"ok thank god"
Mako:
"Exactly!"
Greenshi:
"okay! okay, we;re getting somewhere"
"I didn't mean to intrude on something like that!!"
Greenshi:
"awesome!"
Aubz:
"It's okay cupid you're doing your best :)"
Moon:
"cupid what is your favorite ice cream i just wanna know for science"
Bubbly:
"maybe. just maybe. HB feels the same way as those people"
Epicsuperbat:
“It’s ok you are learning and that’s good”
"Neopolitan"
J0rt:
"solid"
Moon:
"good pick"
Wybie:
"HI CUPID IS HERE?? HI"
Raven:
"Ooh, an underrated choice"
Epicsuperbat:
“Good choice”
"I asked him, and he said it's kinda complicated and he was still figuring it out!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Good for him”
Moss:
"i havnt had neopolitin in so long i want to tho"
"I just kinda want to help him out with figuring it out!"
Brush:
"it's me cupid i'm the ps5 speaking to you inside your brain leave hb you don't need him come with me and play my games we'll have angel times in space"
Moss:
"doo doo do do"
Wonder:
"let hb. figure it out. on his own pace."
Epicsuperbat:
“Give him a sword”
Mako:
"yeeeaahh"
Janet:
"if you wanna help, maybe do it based on what he asks you to do?"
Greenshi:
"yeah! Dont help him. (as much. be supportive but dont, like, set him up with people)"
Moon:
"doo doo doo yeah you need a nap boy"
Janet:
"also yes swords"
Brush:
"i think both hb and cupid already have swords"
Janet:
"more"
"Also someone asked if I was single, and I am!!! I don't really feel like I need a relationship! Leading others to relationships is reward enough!"
Aubz:
"You need me boy your free will is an illusion"
Greenshi:
"more swords."
Epicsuperbat:
“MORE SWORDS”
Wybie:
"they SHOULD have swords at least"
Moss:
"Give them more swords"
Natalya:
"Okay well thays a start"
"I'll write that down"
".....more......swords......."
Raven:
"Good for him! He might need some solo introspection time but he's got you for support if he wants it!"
Moon:
"more swords good. also sheilds."
Janet:
"more swoooooooords"
Moon:
"gonna need sheilds. one with spikes"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOOO MORE SWORDS”
Aubz:
"More swords!!!"
Janet:
"fun fact: sword can be rhymed with sword"
Raven:
"Guys they need to fly. Flying is dependent on being light..."
Moss:
"give nelson a sword, I think we wouldnt die with a sword"
Janet:
"… with word"
"Yeah!!! Just for right now, I wanna make sure I have plenty of people available for him if he decides 'hey cupid! I think I like men/women/any gender'"
Aubz:
"Tape a tiny cocktail sword to Nelson"
"And if he isn't interested in any of them!!"
"They can just go home!!!!"
"Or....if I've gathered enough people..."
"They can date each other!!!!!"
Greenshi:
"cupid. where are you keeping these people"
Aubz:
"Cupid."
Brush:
"in your basement?"
Janet:
"the polycule hole"
"I'm not keeping them, I just have their numbers"
Mako:
"Th. That's not how that works"
Wonder:
"oh, cupid..."
Epicsuperbat:
“Cupid has so many friends”
Moon:
"cupid knows the greater seattle polycue"
AV:
“Like that tumblr post abt St Valentine marrying all the men together”
Aubz:
"I was going to ask how you remembered them all, but then i realized this isn't 2005"
"So quick question......"
"Breakfast....."
mums:
"cupid. I have to know. Do you have a shipping chart."
Wonder:
"taken."
mums:
"breakfast!"
Aubz:
"The hot pink bitch?"
Moon:
"breakfast!"
Greenshi:
"a good meal to start your day!"
"Who do you think she'd work best with?"
Raven:
"Cupid have you played that Steam game about a matchmaking service run by a drag queen, I forget the nane but it was big on YouTube a long while ago"
Wonder:
"she's taken."
Brush:
"cobalt"
"She is???"
Aubz:
"They're taken??"
mums:
"MY MAN GORDOS REVENGE"
Janet:
"T.O.M."
Greenshi:
"spegebbi"
Wonder:
"yeah, gordo's revenge"
Aubz:
"Damn I didn't know that either lol"
Aubz:
"NICE"
Epicsuperbat:
“Good for them”
Wonder:
"one of them she/theys got him"
mums:
"Gordo and Breakfast already had some cute awkward flirting"
Moon:
"im gonna be honest. i live in fear of breakfast. i know she would rip me to shreds cause i dont like pancakes or waffles."
Greenshi:
"she has many options. also i should not be encouraging this"
Wonder:
"his words, not mine"
"Oh!!! Wait I thought that was just flirting!!!"
Wybie:
"Oh wait that remiunds me"
mums:
"I think it would be an adorable matchup"
Moss:
"oh yeah i forgot about that"
"Oh man, this changes everything......."
"I gotta......"
"Oh god!"
Wonder:
"...you gotta what."
"My charts!"
"My graphs!"
J0rt:
"cupid,"
Brush:
"HIS CHARTS"
mums:
"HIS SHIPPING CHARTS"
"My diagrams!"
Raven:
"NEPETA KINNIE"
Moss:
"Not the shpping chart"
"My maps!"
Greenshi:
"do NOT tell me you have shipping charts"
Wybie:
"hey hey wait wait cupid did you hear about dantoinette and crimson-- [i am carried offstage]"
Janet:
"cupid…"
Aubz:
"HAHAAHA"
Epicsuperbat:
“Cupid.”
"My schematics!"
Aubz:
"OH YEAH CUPID"
J0rt:
"cupid why do you have schematics"
Mako:
"VGBootCamp | Lord Richard Cornelius Faversham III Esq. PhD. MD. DDD. A.KA. Gordo's Revenge"
"My highly complex automatons!!!"
Wonder:
"...man, peppermint really isn't all that different, huh?"
AV:
“Hey cupid. Who do you ship Prism with?”
Brush:
"your blueprints too???"
Aubz:
"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT DANI AND CRIMSON"
Greenshi:
"love isnt a science my good bitch"
mums:
"WE'LL HELP YOU FIX THEM CUPID"
Moss:
"Cupid, your good at charting things ever thought of going into math or science"
"DANI AND FUCKING WHAT"
J0rt:
"NO NO DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT THE CRIMSOINETTE THING IF YOU WANT HIM TO LIVE"
Brush:
"SOKFJDGHKSJDGHKSJ"
Greenshi:
"STOP"
Mako:
"DO NOT"
Aubz:
"I KNOW RIGHT"
Janet:
"automatons?? :O"
Bubbly:
"NONONONO"
Wonder:
"IT'S A JOKE."
Brush:
"HE DIDN'T HEAR"
"I need to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mako:
"NOT CANON"
Wonder:
"THAT IS A JOKE"
J0rt:
"CUPID NO"
END NELSON EVENT
Round 4
"......hello?"
Aubz:
"Uh oh"
Wonder:
"who's this?"
mums:
"Hi? Who is this?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hello”
Brush:
"hey!"
Bubbly:
"hello???"
Wybie:
"CUPID IT WAS A JOKE I SWEAER"
Aubz:
"Hi who is this"
Brush:
"we fuckedup"
Mako:
"Who is this?"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Hi”
Insider2000:
“Crimson?”
Moon:
"who is this, if its dani im sorry"
Raven:
"Heyyyy please don't be an angry Dani"
Greenshi:
"hi?"
Janet:
"hi"
mums:
"Ring ring ring telephone"
Moon:
"jessica?"
Moss:
"if its crimson or danni I apologize but it was them not me"
"Ugh.....are you all looking for a date? Please tell me you're not looking for a date...."
Brush:
"HB"
Aubz:
"HB!"
Mako:
"HB?"
Bubbly:
"HB!!!"
mums:
"Oh hi heartbreak!"
Wybie:
"HB??? :0!!!!!!!!"
Wonder:
"oh hey, HB. uhh, no"
Epicsuperbat:
“Is this peppermint? If it is I love you!”
Moon:
"HI HEARTBREAK"
Janet:
"hi hb! we're not dw"
AV:
“Hb?”
J0rt:
"no, we're not, don't worry!"
Moss:
"HI"
Greenshi:
"HB! no, dont worry!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Oh HI”
mums:
"Nah, we are just chilling."
"Wh!"
Mako:
"We aren't, don't worry"
Moon:
"we are not looking for a date"
Aubz:
"We're the audience!"
Brush:
"hb we told cupid that dani kissed crimson and it was so funny"
Wybie:
"hb!! hi!!!!!!!!!! i'm sorry if i just set cupid on a rampage!!!"
mums:
"We are just simply in Nelson"
Greenshi:
"hb its us the ps5"
Raven:
"HEARTBREAK MY BELOVED IN A PLATONIC WAY"
Mako:
"We just think you're neat! /Platonic"
Bubbly:
"were not looking for a date, but youre cool as hell!"
"Oh! The audience, that's....interesting!"
Moss:
"we are the voices in jacks head also known ad the ps5"
Janet:
"we're getting tossed around like a rugby ball and chatting with whoever shows up"
Epicsuperbat:
“HI HB you are so cool!”
J0rt:
"dani didn't actually kiss crimson. to be clear"
Insider2000:
“Heartbreak, you’re good. We just love you as a cool guy we want to cheer on.”
Wonder:
"how goes, my dude?"
mums:
"WAIT YEAH HB YOU HAVE TO RESCUE CUPID. HES GONNA GET SLAUGHTERED BY DANI"
J0rt:
"larry made it up"
"Like, this things real cool, just....weird"
Aubz:
"We think you're neat as hell"
"Cupid ran by and dropped this thing in my hands"
Janet:
"yeah cupid's doomed"
Wybie:
"oh no"
AV:
“Btw sorry about Cupid. Not in a ‘we caused it way’, in a ‘hooo boy’ way”
"He said something about talking to it"
Brush:
"cupid is going to die"
"Which I guess I'm doing now"
Moss:
"Oh yeah we mightve fucked up your friend a bit more"
Wybie:
"OH GOD DID I KILL HIM"
Janet:
"he heard about the dani x crimson rumour and ran off"
Greenshi:
"you good? things going well? we worry for your safety. with. yknow."
Insider2000:
“Haha. Cupid is in danger.”
Raven:
"We may have just signed his death warrant by mentioning a joke"
"Oh yeah, Larry's rumor?"
mums:
"We made amistake! Dani might beat the shit out of him!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Cupid is going to die, find Larry”
Moon:
"yeah uh cupid might die"
Moss:
"Well if cupid gets possesed or murdered thats why"
Aubz:
"Yeah, Larry's rumor!"
J0rt:
"ah, you heard it too"
Wonder:
"oh cool, you know about it"
Greenshi:
"oh good, youve heard"
Wybie:
"wait is cupid the only one who didn't hear about it until now"
"Yeah, pretty much everyone's heard"
Aubz:
"LOL"
Wybie:
"CUPID?? OF ALL PEOPLE????"
Brush:
"he is not a clever man"
Epicsuperbat:
“Has peppermint???”
Wonder:
"god."
Janet:
"except cupid until just now, apparently"
Moss:
"Dank we did fuck em up even more."
Moss:
"dammit"
Insider2000:
“Means Larry didn’t tell Cupid. Good on him.”
Moon:
"word travels fasr
J0rt:
"the main question is. is dani going to kill cupid, larry, or both for this?"
Raven:
"Oh nooooo Peppermint"
J0rt:
"....or us"
Aubz:
"Maybe us!"
"I dunno. I don't even really know who Peppermint is"
Wybie:
"i think dani is going to kill Me"
Aubz:
"Hopefully us."
Brush:
"good"
AV:
“God bless”
Insider2000:
“Good.”
Janet:
"avoid peppermint"
Raven:
"She's a yandere for Crimson"
Aubz:
"Good"
Epicsuperbat:
“Peppermint is the love of my life”
Wybie:
"peppermint is scary"
Wonder:
"keep it that way"
Moss:
"this is amazinf outcome for us"
Moon:
"i dont think we can die, i mean we arent a certain commentator"
"....huh...."
ROUND FIVE!!!!
Moss:
"didnt have to do em like that"
mums:
"Nelson so far seems to pretty sturdy"
Greenshi:
"they could smash us on the ground. thatd fuck us up"
AV:
“Everyone hates her except that one person whos doing a really good bit”
Brush:
"god this set is really going down to the wire"
Janet:
"peppermint also has no respect for boundaries and will uncomfortably psychoanalyse people"
Moss:
"If they smash us on the floor"
Moss:
"would it hurt? like geninly"
Epicsuperbat:
“And I would let her do that to me for free”
"Oh yeah! It's been one hell of a match"
Janet:
"in public in front of large numbers of people"
Moon:
"like among us"
Moss:
"Im not getting a headaches cause of you mfs"
"Granted I've been a little distracted by the cool ceramic hedgehog thing, but..."
Greenshi:
"if they smash us on the ground, all of our bones break irl /j"
Raven:
"Thank you! His name is Nelson and he is Bald"
Mako:
"Nelson is cool"
Aubz:
“We’re pretty cool B)”
Natalya:
"HB what is your favorite ice cream. This is a random question"
J0rt:
"apparently dani wants us to be passed around to a bunch of folks, which sounds fun!"
"Um.....Neopolitan?"
Greenshi:
"we're on a road trip"
Brush:
"a"
Wonder:
"...huh"
Brush:
"NICE"
Greenshi:
"hella"
Brush:
"good choice!"
Mako:
"Huh, same as Cupid"
Raven:
"Oh, same as Cupid!"
Moss:
"2 neopolitins nicd"
"Yoooo!!! Danthony's going wild!"
mums:
"can i have a scoop"
Brush:
"HELL YEAH"
Bubbly:
"CMON DANTHONY!!!!"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOOO”
Brush:
"GET THAT DAN FIGHT"
Janet:
"!givenelsonicecream"
Bubbly:
"\o/\o/\o/"
Moss:
"LETS GOOO"
Greenshi:
"CMON DANHEADS!"
Brush:
"!givenelsonicecream"
Raven:
"DANHEADS REPRESENT"
Insider2000:
“Come on, Danthony! Turn Sephiroth back into a memory!”
UnofficiallyJam:
“!givedanthonyapotato”
"Oof..."
Bubbly:
"OH NO."
Janet:
"!🥔"
Janet:
"oh no"
mums:
"Ruhroh"
Greenshi:
"uh oh"
Insider2000:
“Oh dear…”
Brush:
"ruh roh!"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey Prism what’s your favourite icecream”
"Yeah oh no is right....not done yet though...lets go Danthony!"
Brush:
"\o/"
Janet:
"cmon danth!!!"
Bubbly:
"\o/\o/\o/"
mums:
"It's not over till its over!"
Insider2000:
“\o/“
evening:
"\o/\o/\o/"
J0rt:
"\o/"
Janet:
"\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/"
Moss:
"\o/"
"Prism? Who's Prism? That one Trainer?"
Wonder:
"LET'S GO, DANHEADS"
Brush:
"yeah her"
Raven:
" \ ○ / "
Epicsuperbat:
"\o/\o/\o/"
J0rt:
"don't worry about it"
mums:
"GET OUT OF DANTHONYS FUCKING TOURNEY"
Greenshi:
"\o/"
Wonder:
"\o/"
Moss:
"wonder what this sounds like ngl"
Insider2000:
“Yeah. Stay away from Prism. She stinky.”
Raven:
"And yes, she's malicious"
Janet:
"prism's being mean and abusing god powers to control people and talk through them"
Greenshi:
"slash oh slash"
Moss:
"Hey what does \o/ sound like, this is important for science"
We have a report from the field!
"Just, for the record.....I didn't need the luck. You were going down no matter what."
SEPHIROTH has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by PLUM K ROOL and DANTHONY
Brush:
"LET'S GO"
Raven:
"HE DID IT"
Epicsuperbat:
“YEAHHHHHJHH”
Bubbly:
"DANHEADS STAY WINNING"
Epicsuperbat:
“DAN HEADS STAY WINNING”
Brush:
"DAN FIGHT DAN FIGHT"
Wonder:
"DANHEADS EATING GOOD"
Bubbly:
"DANFIGHT LETS GOOOO"
Janet:
"go danth!!!"
Moss:
"the battle of the dans"
Janet:
"dantvs"
Epicsuperbat:
“DAN FIGHT DAN FIGHT”
chirp:
"y'remember that bad olive garden date with the big blue guy HB? prisms his babysitter."
UnofficiallyJam:
“Dans vs.”
Aubz:
"YES DAN!!!!!!!!!!!"
"So....I didn't catch much from Cupid, but what's the deal with, like, passing you around or something?"
Aubz:
"TH"
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
Brush:
"road trip!"
Aubz:
"I think so!
Moss:
"Yup! Roatrip"
mums:
"Oh! Pass us to anyone you'd like!"
J0rt:
"just pass us to whoever! as long as it's not Peppermint"
"Alright! Are you ready for the aggression release exercise again, Plum?"
"Hah!!! You don't need to fib!!! I know you just love fightin' just like me!"
[121: Plum K Rool vs Therapuppy]
side note
next to each other on roster
Aubz:
"Hi!"
Janet:
"bye hb!!"
Bubbly:
"hello?"
Brush:
"hey!"
Insider2000:
“Hello?”
Moss:
"HI"
deep breathing sounds
Aubz:
"Whos this?"
Epicsuperbat:
“HI”
mums:
"Who be here?"
Janet:
"hi!"
Moss:
"Who is this"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Hello”
mums:
"Oh. God?"
Aubz:
"Zapmouse?"
Raven:
"...Clifford?"
Wonder:
"...is this peppermint?"
Insider2000:
“NO!”
Epicsuperbat:
“Happy Mad Rat Monday “
Moss:
"Oh god do not be peppermint"
".........do you know about crimson and dani?"
Aubz:
"OH NO"
Wonder:
"goddamnit, hb"
Bubbly:
"oh no."
Epicsuperbat:
“Yes”
Moss:
"yeahhh?"
mums:
"HB GODDAMNIT."
Brush:
"we've heard of them"
Aubz:
"Yes. We do!"
Brush:
"a thing or two"
"Is it true that they kissed?"
Raven:
"We're dead"
Insider2000:
“Perhaps…”
Epicsuperbat:
“Yes”
Aubz:
"Uhhhh."
Brush:
"who's asking?"
Insider2000:
“Perhaps not.”
Bubbly:
"whos to say"
Aubz:
"Depends on who you are."
mums:
"No. It is not."
evening:
"definitely"
Wybie:
"uh oh who is this"
Moss:
"depends on who you ask"
Raven:
"Depends, who's asking"
Greenshi:
"what do you think?"
".............some of you said yes......"
Janet:
"ask larry"
Wybie:
"please tell me it's just cupid again and not pepeprmint"
mums:
"What are we, a fuckin 8 ball?"
Moss:
"before We answer who is this"
Greenshi:
"OH HI PEPPERMINT."
Wonder:
"pep. we need to fucking talk."
"do you think that she could take him from me?"
Aubz:
"OH NO"
J0rt:
"If you're Peppermint, please give us to someone else"
Brush:
"ask the magic hedgehog and you shall hear an answer"
Moon:
"NO"
"DO YOU?"
Wybie:
"OH NO"
mums:
"She has no interest."
Wybie:
"GET OUTTTt"
Greenshi:
"FUCK"
Wybie:
"GET AWAYY"
Brush:
"i think she's ace"
Epicsuperbat:
“I LOVE YOU!!”
Moon:
"KILL"
Insider2000:
“Yeah, this def Peppermint.”
Wonder:
"pep. just...sit for a moment."
"HA!"
mums:
"Dani does not want Crimson at all."
Moon:
"KILL"
Wybie:
"IT WAS A JOKE"
Moss:
"WE DID IT ANYWAYS ACCIDENTALLY"
Moss:
"WE SAID WE WHERENT GOING TO"
"HAHAHA!"
Raven:
"AH FUCK ITS THE YANDERE CODE MINT I REPEAT CODE MINT"
Moon:
"hi larry"
Aubz:
"Pep. I hate to say it, but dani could destroy you in an instan- YOU"
Wybie:
"IT WAS A JOKE IW AS JOKING"
Aubz:
"HAHAAHA"
Moss:
"GODDANMIT"
Greenshi:
".....;arrold."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!"
Aubz:
"LOVE YA MAN"
Wonder:
"goddamnit, larry...."
shapeshift noises
Bubbly:
"GODDAMMIT"
Greenshi:
"or pep? she laughs sometimes?"
J0rt:
"oh my god dude you fucking scared me"
Wybie:
"GOD FUCKIGN DAMMIT"
"JUST AS GOOD THE SECOND TIME!"
Aubz:
"GREAT JOB"
Brush:
"damn you larry"
Wybie:
"NOT AGAAAIIIINNNNNNNN"
Bubbly:
"LARROLD"
mums:
"Man, you would be such a dick to know in real life."
Greenshi:
"nevermind."
UnofficiallyJam:
“Welp alright someone is dying tonight”
Moon:
"larry you are a hoot and a half"
Moss:
"florida man jumpscare"
chirp:
"JACKASS."
Epicsuperbat:
“LARRY HOW DARE YOU”
Wybie:
"I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME GDI"
mums:
"Toss us to someone else Im boutta make nelson hit you in the face"
"Yeah, HB gave me the lowdown, I'll keep a close eye and make sure you guys get to see more people. And I'll make sure it doesn't fall into her hands"
J0rt:
"I WAS TERRIFIED FOR MY LIFE LARRY"
Raven:
"LAROLD"
Natalya:
"LARRY"
Moss:
"If we had arms"
Moss:
i would strangle tou while laughing"
Janet:
"hi larry!"
Epicsuperbat:
“But she needs to know I love her!”
Brush:
"it helps that we didn't have previous data to guess how pep would talk to us"
Moon:
"larry i thought i was going to have to throw nelson with the white woman"
Aubz:
"In his defense, if i were given a ceramic hedgehog with an audience in it I would also put on a show"
"And if you tried to strangle me, I'd simply shapeshift into a being with no neck"
J0rt:
"such as?"
Moss:
"Goddanmit your rifht"
Epicsuperbat:
“Name one”
Moon:
"a snake"
"Like Kirby"
Wybie:
"hey larry uhhh by the way"
Brush:
"a ceramic hedgehog"
Moss:
"headless hoursemen"
Moon:
"kerby has a neck"
J0rt:
".....fuck he's got us there"
"Or Arin Hanson"
Epicsuperbat:
“KIRBY CANON????? /j”
Aubz:
"HAHAHAHAHA"
Greenshi:
"you can strangle kibry if you try hard enogh"
Raven:
"Kirby go (squeaky toy noises)"
Wybie:
"hey uhh larry just a warning you might want to look out for cupid and by cupid i mean dantoinette"
AV:
“Squeezes you like a chew toy”
"Alright, I'll find someone for you guys to chat with!"
Greenshi:
"oh yeah cupid dies tonight"
Moon:
"larry go squeaky toy noises"
END NELSON EVENT
Aubz:
huh. Larry is boneless he wouldn't need lactose
larry out here like my pizzas
J0rt:
"hi!!"
Aubz:
"Hello!
Bubbly:
"hello?"
"Um....hello?"
Moss:
"hello"
Brush:
"is this larry again"
Janet:
"hi!"
Wonder:
"larry, is this you again?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Hello!”
Aubz:
"What's your favorite ice cream"
Natalya:
"Hello
Aubz:
"It
UnofficiallyJam:
“Hello”
Aubz:
"it's important"
Moss:
"Who is this?"
evening:
"who?"
Janet:
"it"
"No...Larry gave me this....is this normal?"
Brush:
"yeah"
Moss:
"Yes!"
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
Wonder:
"sorry, just making sure"
evening:
"we're very normal"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Yep.”
Natalya:
"for us yes"
Wonder:
"who's this?"
"Okay, I suppose it's just a learning curve"
J0rt:
"this is what jack hears a lot of the time"
Moon:
“Hi I’m normal”
Janet:
"yeh we're always like this"
Epicsuperbat:
“We are jacks friends”
"Hello! My name is Susan"
Moss:
"We are the voices jack hears and says outlousd"
Brush:
"HEY SUSAN what's your favourite ice cream"
Bubbly:
"SUSAN!!"
evening:
"hi susan!!"
Janet:
"hi susan!!!"
J0rt:
"SUSAN!!! HI!!!!!!!!!"
Wybie:
"SUSAN OMG"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Susan!”
Wonder:
"OH SUSAN"
Epicsuperbat:
“SUSAN!!!!”
Moss:
"SUSAN icream what is it"
Natalya:
"Susan!"
Aubz:
"SUSAN!!!!!!"
Wybie:
"SUSAAAANNNNN HIIIIIIII"
chirp:
"Hi susan!"
"Favorite ice cream? I suppose cookies and cream is nice"
Bubbly:
"your husband is kicking ass!"
Janet:
"!🥔"
Brush:
"NICE"
J0rt:
"GOOD TASTE"
Epicsuperbat:
“BEST CHARACTER”
Moss:
"YEAHHHHH"
Aubz:
"Thank you!"
Brush:
"good choice!!"
mums:
"Barry is doing amazing out there!"
Raven:
"Ayyy good taste!"
mums:
"Please say hi to barry for us!"
"Oh, yes I know he is, I'm VERY proud of him!!"
Aegis:
"good choice"
Brush:
"he's done SO well"
Wonder:
"hold on, is it true that he calls you 'susie' sometimes?"
Natalya:
"Barry killing it"
AV:
“HI SUSAN I LOVE YOU”
AV:
“CONGRATS ON BEING NORMAL QUEEN”
Mako:
"SUSAN OUR BELUSAN"
"I....yes, he does, it's quite adorable, but how do you know about this?"
Moss:
"Susan how do you feel about soccer"
Brush:
"don't worry about it~!"
Wonder:
"just a hunch"
Moss:
"We are the audirnce!"
"Soccer? I played some in middle school, but nothing too worthwhile"
Wonder:
"how's uhh... how's your relationship with google coming along?"
"So this is apparently some sort of audience communication device?"
Raven:
"We heard him freaking out about how weird this world is and honestly? Valid."
"En masse?"
Greenshi:
"Susan your husband is so very powerful. Why"
Wonder:
"yeah, basically"
Brush:
"yeah!"
AV:
“Yeah.”
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
Bubbly:
"basically!"
Moss:
"Yup!"
J0rt:
"Yep! you know Discord Jack?"
Brush:
"it's only a select few, but that's still like 35"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Yep.”
Greenshi:
"Ye!"
Janet:
"yeah! we're in an extradimensional discord server rn"
Moss:
"We are from a diffrent dimension and we are jacks voices"
"Oh! um.....it's going quite well, Google and I....I can't know for certain what's going through his head, but we seem on good terms"
Moss:
"you know how he randomly yells shit. thats us!"
Bubbly:
"thats good!!"
Wonder:
"that's good, that's good"
Janet:
"well it's technically not a server but that's what the marketing incorrectly calls it so"
Brush:
"he's a sweetheart! i'm sure he agrees"
Janet:
"happy for you!"
"And extradimensional....this is....quite fascinating! I'll have to put this in my report!"
Raven:
"Think of it like having a text to speech app for social media but you can't control it"
Epicsuperbat:
“El goog is the best”
AV:
“Is it too overwhelming?”
mums:
"Oh? Report? Whats being written in there?"
Insider2000:
“We’re part of science! :D”
Janet:
"it's not the same discord as you've got, we can't add larry as a friend :c"
J0rt:
"Have you gotten a chance to meet any of your alternate self's other, umm..... victims?"
J0rt:
"Besides Quad, of course"
Brush:
"we ARE the science"
Moss:
"Are we apart of a SCIENCE!"
Janet:
"oh, also we see eerything you say as text"
Epicsuperbat:
“We are a village”
"Oh, not overwhelming at all!! I've simply been writing down everything I can learn about this universe! It's incredibly how much divergence a single person can cause within timelines!"
Janet:
"including formatting that's usually hard to detect via sound!"
Natalya:
"are you traveling back and forth or is it a longer term thing?"
"Granted, there was millions of years in order for chaos theory to take hold....."
Moss:
"Hmm divergences uhhh"
"We have yet to return, since it takes a lot of energy, and I don't wish to miss a moment of this!!!!"
Janet:
"wait, millions? wow time is big"
J0rt:
"Have you met anyone else in this dimension who's as similar to someone back home as you are to... She who shall not be named?"
Brush:
"yeah, prehistory was a loooooooong time ago!"
mums:
"Susan, we will miss you so much once you go home!"
AV:
“Where have you been staying in this dimension?”
"And yes, divergences. I spoke with Chartreuse and apparently this universe and mine were created identically, save for this universe's version of...well....me, being placed thousands (not millions, apologies for misspeaking) of years ago!"
"As for sleeping, our ship has plenty of accomodations"
J0rt:
"Ah, that's good!"
mums:
"Oh so its not a tiny itty bitty one"
"And as for any similar characters, I recognize only a few as people who would have similar counterparts"
Janet:
"cozyship"
mums:
"Anyone of notice?"
Etharia:
“Interesting. By the way, you’ve clearly got a good amount of combat skills, and from what I could guess it seems like gladiatorial combat isn’t as common a sporting event in your home dimension, so I’ve gotta ask why it is you’re so good!”
Moss:
"Like what?"
J0rt:
"Anyone in particular? 👀"
Moss:
"or who ig"
"It's not large, but it's enough to fit people"
Epicsuperbat:
“What are your thoughts on having kids?”
Raven:
"She did mention CRJ"
"Well, I cannot confirm with DNA tests. I simply don't have the DNA of every person I know"
mums:
"Oh understandable"
Bubbly:
"thats probably good"
"And it seems jumping to conclusions to claim someone who looks similar is a counterpart"
Janet:
"yeah but we're fine with that"
Moss:
"makes sense"
mums:
"All the same, I'd love to hear any theories!"
Janet:
"we jump to conclusions all the time"
Epicsuperbat:
“We do”
"It would be like if I saw Hitler in the road and ran him over, and people said 'you ran over that old man', and I would respond 'come on, he looked like Hitler' and they'd say 'yeah, a little????'"
Janet:
"would it be???"
Aubz:
"okay but Elijah Wood," /J
"Apologies for the odd choice of comparison, I was thinking of a joke I'd heard once"
Wonder:
"oh, john mulaney exists in your dimension"
We have a report from the field!!!!!
Etharia:
“…now that I think about it, I wonder how close your home dimension is to ours”
J0rt:
"we're (or at least, i'm) just curious about similarities"
Natalya:
"I was wondering why you chose that"
"Oh you know him????"
Brush:
"yeah!"
Janet:
"speaking of jokes, do you think you can buy a mcdonalds franchise with coupons"
Moss:
"Yup!"
J0rt:
"yeah! he exists in our dimension too!"
Wonder:
"not personally, but he exists over here too"
Brush:
"he's a famous comedian"
"Of course, coupon purchasing is a common practice"
Insider2000:
“He’s also Spiderham.”
Janet:
"nice"
Raven:
"He's very funny!"
Brush:
"GOD"
Epicsuperbat:
“YES”
Aubz:
"Nice!"
Moss:
"NICE"
Aubz:
"WAIT I JUST PROCESSED THAT"
"Is that not common here?"
Aubz:
"IT SHOULD BE"
J0rt:
"no."
Brush:
"tell that to dani"
Epicsuperbat:
“Not yet”
"Insanity"
Etharia:
“Soon.”
Janet:
"speaking of jumping to conclusions, john mulaney is a universal constant"
J0rt:
"no it is not and it should not be"
"Anyhow, that result from the field..."
Janet:
"it might be in the cpuk dimension, but not in ours"
"Great job today! And maybe you have a bit of a point...."
PLUM K ROOL has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by TWIST and THERAPUPPY
Raven:
"THERAPY WINS AGAIN"
Epicsuperbat:
“WOOOOOOO, THERAPY WIN”
Janet:
"powerful puppy"
Bubbly:
"WIN FOR THERAPY EVERYWHERE"
Etharia:
“Anyways just spitballing possible similarities between our dimensions what is the top grossing film of all time”
Moss:
"THERAPT LETS GOOO"
Wonder:
"man, therapuppy's so good at her job..."
Janet:
"puppy fight puppy win"
Brush:
"a win for puppies everywhere!"
"Well it has been a blast learning from you all, and you've given me.....a LOT to work with....I would love to talk with you all again to learn more, but I should probably write down what I have!"
Wonder:
"same here!"
mums:
"Bye Susan!"
Janet:
"do you have talking dogs where you come from? or do they choose silence"
Moss:
"Ever heard of spiderverse? Is this like the end scene where you just hear gwens voice and you guys can talk"
"Until then, I was told to pass you around....not to the red and white striped girl"
Wonder:
"don't pass us off to peppermint"
J0rt:
"it was lovely to talk to you!!"
Janet:
"seeya!"
mums:
"Correct!"
Aubz:
"see ya!"
Moss:
"Bye! nice talking to you"
Wonder:
"bye susan"
"Farewell!"
Greenshi:
"Bye!"
END NELSON EVENT
me thinking about the concept of this whole damn thing
[Danthony takes Round 2. Last stock is taken by snoozing Dantoinette at the edge of the platform, then forward-smashing her.]
DAN
Brush:
"THE WIND UP"
Wonder:
"YOUNG MAN"
DAN
Etharia:
“THE SNOOZE!!!!”
DAN
WHAT
Mako:
"DANTHONY WINS"
DAN
junior:
"EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
mums:
"HE STARED HER IN THE EYES AS HE DID THAT"
Mako:
"DANTH"
Moss:
"HOLY SHIT
evening:
"HOLY SHIT"
Brush:
"HE FUCKING PUT HER TO SLEEP AND THEN JUST WOUND UP TO SMACK HER"
"Oh my lord...."
Aubz:
“HOLY SHIT”
Wonder:
"HOLY FUCK."
Mako:
"OUR BOY RIGHT THERE"
Bubbly:
"THAT WAS SO FUCKING MEAN"
Epicsuperbat:
“HOLY HELL”
"That puts us to the third round!"
mums:
"Dani is going to be so fukin mad"
Raven:
"DANI IS GONNA BE REALLY PISSED WHEN SHE WAKES UP"
Brush:
"CAIN INSTINCT"
J0rt:
"THAT WAS THE WILDEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN"
"Are we going to see a 3-0???"
Wonder:
"ABSOLUTELY NOT"
Bubbly:
"OH MY GOD."
Aubz:
“COULD YOU IMAGINE”
Epicsuperbat:
“PLEASE 3-0 HER”
Moss:
"im fucking SHINJI POSING IM STILL IN SHOCK"
J0rt:
"OH MY GOD. IF WE SAW A 3-0"
J0rt:
"I THINK I'D DIE"
Moss:
"Oh shes mad"
mums:
"ojhhhh shes Pissed"
Wonder:
"SHE'S SO MAD"
Wonder:
"SHE'S SO PISSED"
Bubbly:
“SHE IS SO MAD”
Epicsuperbat:
“3 STOCK????”
Wonder:
"THE RESPONSE"
mums:
"HES SAFE"
Raven:
"I AM GENUINELY CONCERNED FOR BOTH OF THEM"
hes not ending this with a fucking reverse three stock on Dantoinette
Wonder:
"WHAT IF HE REVERSES"
OH MY GOD
Brush:
"HE'S SHOWING OFF"
Epicsuperbat:
“HE MIGHT”
OH MY GOD
Moss:
"THERED A XHANCE"
Etharia:
“NOOOOOOOOOO”
Epicsuperbat:
“DAMN”
Wonder:
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS ARENA IS GOING TO EXPLODE"
Moss:
"OK JESUS"
[Dantoinette takes Round 3. Between matches, she says, "Don't you try that shit ever again."]
Epicsuperbat:
“YOOOO”
UnofficiallyJam:
“SHE IS MAD”
Etharia:
“GET HER ASS”
Wonder:
"SHE'S SO MAD"
Moss:
"THERE STILL GOING"
Raven:
"FINAL DESTINATION"
Epicsuperbat:
“Time to make history!”
Moss:
"THE TRUE MEANING OF THE SHOW FAMILY FUED"
Raven:
"(blasts History Makers from Yuri on Ice OST)"
mums:
"THE WORLD STAGE"
SHMOOVEMENT
Epicsuperbat:
“HISTORY IS BEING MADE”
Etharia:
“TIME TO MAKE HISTORY”
OOC BUT I THINK THIS IS THE BEST RIVALRY IN ALL OF CPUK
WHAT WAS THAT
DAMAGE
THAT BARELY GOT THE LEFT
LEDGE
Epicsuperbat:
“OH COD”
ROUND FIVE
Epicsuperbat:
“ROUND FIVE”
"Lord have mercy am I glad to have you on for this one!!!!"
Mako:
"JENNY YOU SEEIN THIS?!"
Natalya:
"US TOO
Raven:
"SOTC ALMOST MISSED THE LEDGE RECOVERY"
"Wait, let me see if I can pick up the mic on this thing!!!!!"
Janet:
"this is So Much i love it"
Wonder:
"TURN IT ON"
Bubbly:
"PLEASE"
Raven:
"WE HAVE A MIC?!"
"I dont think it worked!!!"
Wonder:
"awwwww"
Epicsuperbat:
“Damn”
Wonder:
"what'd they say?"
Raven:
"Bummer"
almost like the dumbass unmuted obs and not discord
"So....ready for round 5?"
"Pssh...please...I was born ready"
Epicsuperbat:
“COD DAMN”
dani.......
Epicsuperbat:
“OOO”
Brush:
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Epicsuperbat:
“WIN AT NICE”
Wonder:
"SHE WON AT 69"
"Oh god hold on I gotta go get a report"
Bubbly:
"HOLY SHIT"
Mako:
"Damn..."
Moss:
"YOOOO NICE"
We have a report from the field!!!
Epicsuperbat:
“HOLY SHIT”
Janet:
"that was incredible"
Bubbly:
"OH MY GOD."
"Wait I might be able to get the mic on for it..."
"Hey bro! You got reeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaal close that time! Don't worry, though. I brought 4-ply this time....just for you"
DANTHONY has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by SEPHIROTH and DANTOINETTE
Wonder:
"WOW"
J0rt:
"DANIIIIIII"
Bubbly:
"WOW"
Brush:
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Wonder:
"WHAT A MATCH"
Epicsuperbat:
“COD DAMN THAT WAS INTENSE”
Bubbly:
"HOLY SHIT."
Greenshi:
"Dani my beloved"
"Alright, that's all I can record for right now I think!"
[video call ends]
Wonder:
"THANK YOU JENNY"
Bubbly:
"thank you jenny!"
Aubz:
"Thanks Jenny!"
"No problem!"
Greenshi:
"Jenny <3"
Epicsuperbat:
“THANK YOU JENNY MY BELENNY”
"So while we're all here.....you guys are....the audience?"
Aubz:
"Yeah!"
Janet:
"yeah!"
Wonder:
"that's us"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yea”
Moss:
"yup"
Aubz:
"We really appreciate what you do!"
"I was hoping to chat, but the match got started, y'know?"
Janet:
"also you're really cool"
Sadan:
“We do”
Greenshi:
"If no ones asked yet, what's your favourite ice cream flavour?"
Brush:
"yeah!"
mums:
"It was alime sherbert"
Greenshi:
"Oh nice"
“Yeah! Lime Sherbert!”
J0rt:
"did you get a chance to ask larry what his is?"
Brush:
"nice!"
Janet:
"!🥔"
“Oh Larry! We’ve gotten ice cream a few times before. He gets something different every time”
Brush:
"naturally"
Wonder:
"of course he does"
J0rt:
"Makes sense"
Greenshi:
"Tracks"
Moss:
"Understandable"
Aubz:
"Makes sense!"
Janet:
"larry is pretty consistent in that regard"
Epicsuperbat:
“Bring up the random wheel idea to him”
“Random wheel?”
Epicsuperbat:
“Spin the wheel to pick the flavour”
Janet:
"did you hear about dani and crimson?"
Aubz:
"Spin a wheel!"
Moss:
"the wheel of icecream"
“Of course I heard about the two of them! I’m a reporter, I get all the scoops I can”
Moss:
"Larry moves fast, and so far dannis axe may or maynot move faster"
Epicsuperbat:
“I think they would make a good couple”
“It looks like it’s a prank from Larry, but hey, could be fun for the tabloids”
mums:
"Oh jenny, scandalous!"
J0rt:
".....Dani's gonna end up killing Larry for real, isn't she"
Janet:
"btw im pretty sure you're the most popular member of the kerfuffle round here, according to a poll"
Greenshi:
"Omfg. Danis gonna go insane"
Wonder:
"jenny, that's not very journalistically integrity of you"
Epicsuperbat:
“I wonder if peppermint has found out yet”
“The trick is to tell the truth that it’s probably Larry in the article. Tabloid readers don’t go past the headline”
Wonder:
"god, you are going to go so far in that business..."
Moss:
"I hope peppermint has not found out"
Moss:
"and if she has i hope she wont start looking for either danni or crimson"
“Ya gotta know your stuff if you’re gonna make it far”
Janet:
"headline: danthony 2-0 against dani!"
Wonder:
"oh, actually, that reminds me"
Wonder:
"jenny, how much info do you know about people when you report on them?"
Wonder:
"besides the q&a stuff"
“Varies from person to person. I try to look into as much info we’ve got in the vaults beforehand”
Wonder:
"not to be weird, but is there like...anything on pep besides what we know so far?"
Epicsuperbat:
“How many Sephiroths are there in your dimension?”
Moss:
"The questions are really two sides of the same spectrum"
Janet:
"grarry?"
Sadan:
“How many breads have you eaten in your lifetime?”
mums:
"Any juicy Goss we wouldn't hear from anyone else?"
Greenshi:
"Frogs?"
“Peppermint? Nothing too much. There are a few rumors about siblings, but it’s all in all somewhat insubstantiated. I’d have to take the time to do some serious investigative reporting to get a firm answer, but I’ve got a lot on my plate”
Moss:
"Gay frogs?"
Wonder:
"i see... appreciate the info, though"
Greenshi:
"Frogs who may be one, highly fucked up frog?"
Epicsuperbat:
“I assume she still hasn’t sneezed”
J0rt:
"Oh Jenny. Important quesiton. What do you know about Blue Raspberry"
J0rt:
"And his origins"
Brush:
"cool zombie facts!"
“Well don’t expect too much, I don’t collect the info to spread gossip”
Moss:
"Frogs but one is blue"
Moss:
"da bo di da bo die"-
Insider2000:
"Squid Jenny! 10/10 Honest Reporter!"
Janet:
"is it gossip if it's interdimensional?"
Janet:
"i mean, it is, but still"
“But for Our friend blasp? Nothing concrete. There are a few conspiracy theories that he’s the same species as Dougie on the Red Kraken. Granted, from what I’ve seen that’s mostly because….well…no one knows anything about either of em”
mums:
"Mysteries... the both of them..."
UnofficiallyJam:
“Well has anyone seen blasp sneeze?”
mums:
"I've never seen Blasp do explosions, or Dougie turn into goo"
Greenshi:
"What flavor is dougie"
“The files don’t really have a sneezing section”
Janet:
"they should"
Epicsuperbat:
“They should”
“And gross question. If I had to guess, shrimp”
Epicsuperbat:
“It’s important “
Greenshi:
"Noted"
"Well I'll have to update the files with that one day"
mums:
"Shrimp flavor....................."
Janet:
"dr order had A Thing about sneezing so it's relevant"
"Hey....I just had a pretty good idea.....
Janet:
"ooh?"
Moss:
"what"
Greenshi:
"?"
Epicsuperbat:
“I like ideas “
"So.....you all have made it clear, Larry included, that you can NOT be captured by Peppermint"
Moss:
"yes"
"Which is completely reasonable"
mums:
"Yes! it's a terrible idea!"
J0rt:
"Yes."
Wonder:
"must not"
Epicsuperbat:
“I want to be”
Greenshi:
"Mhm"
Janet:
"prism seems to want peppermint to get us yeah"
Wonder:
"OOH!"
Wonder:
"LARRY COULD SHAPESHIFT INTO HER?"
Etharia:
“I get it. you’re a reporter, so why not hold an interview?”
"So what if I interview her, and hide you all on my person. You can ask questions, and I can relay them to her!"
Janet:
"ooh! sounds good!"
Aubz:
“Good idea!”
Insider2000:
"Sure!"
Wonder:
"risky but..."
Moss:
"Thats a good plan"
J0rt:
"that sounds a bit risky..."
Epicsuperbat:
“Please tell her I love her!”
Wonder:
"better than what i had planned yesterday"
Insider2000:
"Just stay safe. She's a lot."
UnofficiallyJam:
“Sounds interesting!”
Greenshi:
"So long as your okay with someone's love confession, sure"
Moss:
"How would she know we where there"
Moss:
"she wouldnt"
evening:
"seems as good a plan as any"
Janet:
"i mean prism might let her know"
Janet:
"she Knows Things"
"I think we've got plenty of backup and Larry said it doesn't matter if things go wrong? Weird, but hey, sometimes there's things he knows that I'm not in the loop about. I'll bug him about it."
Wonder:
"that's true"
Wonder:
"but hey, we trust you two"
Epicsuperbat:
“Just have chartreuse kick her ass again”
"I'll keep you guys posted! Hey! Riley! Can you handle match spectating for a bit?"
Etharia:
“Also if all else fails I wholly believe you can kick her ass personally”
"......hello! It's good to see you here! I know it takes a lot of bravery to-"
"You know this isn't a therapy session, pup....."
"....it CAN be.....you have a lot to talk about."
"Hah! Good one!"
[Therapuppy vs Dantoinette]
But yeah brainstorm questions for a bit
Moss:
"hello"
Janet:
"hi!"
Brush:
"hey!"
Aubz:
"Hello!"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Hi!”
Wonder:
"I GOT THE LIST READY"
mums:
Do we have our questions ready?
Epicsuperbat:
“Hi”
Janet:
"🥔?"
Janet:
"favourite ice cream?"
"Good evening everyone! And welcome to a CPUK-TV special report! Here we have an EXCLUSIVE interview with the fighter known as 'Peppermint!'"
"Hiiiiiiiiiiii!"
Prince:
"WHITE WOMAN"
Wonder:
"alright jenny, here's your list"
- “how do you feel about the recent change in management of the tournament?”
- "what's your opinion on all of the 'gods' here?"
- "what's your favorite flavor of ice cream?"
- "have you made any friends here at the Kerfuffle?"
- "rumor has it that you might have siblings. is this true? if so, who are they?"
- "have you considered therapy?"
LAST RESORT
- "Have you ever sneezed?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Woooo!”
mums:
"we shouldn't distract Jenny too much! lets listen and learn."
UnofficiallyJam:
“Do you have a pepper shaker with you, if so you can just blast her with it.”
Moss:
"Favorite musical"
Moss:
"this is important"
"Alright, well we have quite the interview prepared for you, Peppermint, are you ready?"
"I'm sooooooo so ready!! Does Crimson watch this channel???"
Epicsuperbat:
“Also favourite icecream flavour”
"We.....don't kn"
Moss:
"I suggest saying yes ngl"
"JUST IN CASE HI CRIMSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Wonder:
"godspeed, jenny"
Janet:
"crimson's busy smoochin"
Epicsuperbat:
“Cod I love her”
"Excellent! Let's see! The first thing that the people want to know.....what is your favorite ice cream?"
UnofficiallyJam:
“o7”
"Extreme Moose Tracks! Easy!"
"You wanna know why?"
Amper:
"what's the worst flavor and why is it peppermint?"
"Uhhhhhhh"
Wonder:
"it's crimson's favorite."
"Its Crimson's favorite too!!! I like to think about.....what if we were sitting at an ice cream parlor....like the old timey style.....two spoons...."
Aubz:
"coming from anyone else that would be adorable"
Wonder:
"extensive research"
"Okay, so next-"
"And I reach for the wrong spoon 'on accident' while he's reaching for his spoon......I get all flustered, saying, 'Oh! S-sorry about that , Crimson.......our hands almost-'"
"NEXT QUESTION!"
Janet:
"baby fight baby win?"
Janet:
"peppermint…"
Epicsuperbat:
“Just starts reading her fanfic”
"What is your opinion on the various gods?"
AV:
“Ik its too late, but i want her ao3”
"Well.....there's Crimson.....I think that there's something about him that's just......wow....I'm a writer, but I don't even know if I have the words to describe it"
"In that case, maybe we can move onto the other ones?"
Wonder:
"SHIT, I FORGOT TO ADD 'what is it about crimson that made you fall for him?'"
"Right.....well Cobalt is.....kinda grumpy, but overall harmless"
"And then you have Chartreuse...."
Moss:
"That is inportant"
Moss:
"and the question we will all regret most"
Epicsuperbat:
“Chartreuse kicked her ass, it was cool”
"Uhhhh......you just sort of zoned out for a minute the-"
"Do NOT talk about Chartreuse near me. Horrendous color! Horrendous vile person!"
Janet:
"ah"
Bubbly:
"hm."
Moss:
"Ah so she is salty"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Ah.”
"Oh! Wh....what on earth caused this disdain?"
"Chartreuse obviously wants to be the only one of her siblings with a love of her life!!! It's so SELFISH of her!!! She probably told Crimson he was better off alone!! I can't imagine how much words like that hurt him! I can even see the pain in Crimson's soul because of her!!!! That DOGF[censored for television broadcast]!"
"Okay okay okay!!!! Let's.....change the subject a little bit......"
"I apologize....that was...uncalled for....."
AV:
“Furryshaming”
"......th...that's okay....we can remove it in post"
Epicsuperbat:
“There is pain in his soul but it’s not caused by chartreuse”
Moss:
"ask her, her favorite musical to calm her down idk man"
"I just......sniff.....I just see so much pain in Crimson's eyes.....why did Chartreuse do that to him?"
Insider2000:
"Has she considered Chartreuse didn't cause that pain, and Prism did?"
AV:
“Wait can we set her against Prism?”
"Well, you haven't talked about the last god yet....Prism joined recently, right?"
"Oh yeah, right....her.....she seems really nice....you know, like an old friend you knew back in school...."
"She actually came by and gave me an offer, but.....I obviously can't tell everything on air"
"Although I've been kind of suspicious about....."
AV:
“That seems suspicious. Could you comment on that?”
mums:
"Jenny? You might need to back off."
".....a surprise birthday party that she might be throwing for me :). She asked me for my birthday and I've got the feeling she's planning something :)"
mums:
"Things might be going bad."
Moss:
"Prism hasnt reached us yet so were going good"
Bubbly:
"ah."
J0rt:
"I KNEW IT. THAT'S PRISM TALKING"
Aubz:
"JENNY THAT WAS PRISM"
AV:
“PRISM DID THAT”
Mako:
"So, that's not Pep speaking"
Epicsuperbat:
“PRISM LEAVE HER ALONE!”
J0rt:
"AGH"
Moss:
"I JINXED IT"
Wonder:
"SHH. KEEP ACTING NATURAL."
Greenshi:
"Shes being manipulated. New question."
UnofficiallyJam:
“FUCKER”
Wonder:
"ASK HER SOMETHING ELSE."
"sigh ......okay hey, let's move to another question....I'm glad you've made friends......how about some rumors that have come around, about siblings!"
"Who's asking? :)"
Bubbly:
"AGH"
Aubz:
"HEY"
AV:
“BITCH”
Epicsuperbat:
“PRISM DIE”
Janet:
"prism again"
Mako:
"Us, dumbshit"
"...just....generally the people?"
UnofficiallyJam:
“!killprism”
Greenshi:
"Prism sweetie do you really need to do this? For so little?"
"Sorry, Jenny! This interview isn't THAT exclusive :)"
Wonder:
"damn..."
Moss:
"ughhh"
Bubbly:
"worth a shot"
Epicsuperbat:
“Me, I need to know how many people to invite to the wedding” /j
Garf:
"Prism you have no friends no one likes you leave us alone you stupid expired rainbow cookie"
We have a report from the field!
"For the last time, I'm fine!! If I need help, I'll make an appointment!"
THERAPUPPY has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by BARRY and DANTOINETTE
"Uhhhhh......so, I'm going to check my......PDA....to check if there's any more questions for you Pep"
"Okay! I'm patient!"
Moss:
"whats her favorite musical"
Mako:
"What exactly made you like Crimson initially?"
Wonder:
"...maybe thoughts on the incident from orange?"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Ask her for her birthday.”
"Uhhhh.....what's your favorite musical?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Would she date a higher being than even crimson”
J0rt:
"have you considered therapy?"
"Legally Blonde!"
"Wow....not...what I expected...."
"Well what were you expecting?"
Moss:
"the waitress"
Greenshi:
"Ask about the sneezing"
"I dunno....just....not really that."
AV:
“Was peppermint a theatre kid?”
"Um....the people want to know....what made you fall for the Crimson at first?"
Wonder:
"godspeed again, jenny"
AV:
“Jenny remember we love you so much and are so grateful for your service”
Moss:
"I will pay for your funeral this time."
Moss:
"open coffin or closed?"
(faintly) "Hey, Larry! Yeah, that was one heck of a fight! I'm guessing you've got the Nelson, right? Wait...you don't, then who's got it? Larry, why are you telling me to shush? This is important!"
"Wait, so like......magic.....is real???????? Like...not some five of diamonds shit, just, like, straight up magic???"
"Yep! Granted I've also got a few other things that make it kinda complex"
[124: Twist vs Barry]
This round 1 is neck and neck
Epicsuperbat:
“Hey is everything ok?”
Bubbly:
"oh god is everything ok?"
Aubz:
"ARE YOU OKAY"
"Hey guys! It's me, Dani!"
Moss:
"HEY YOU GOOD?"
Mako:
"Are we good now?"
Moss:
"What happened?"
AV:
“Oh shit hi”
Mako:
"Hi Dani"
Aubz:
"Everything okay?"
"Yeah, we barely got away!"
Insider2000:
"Dani, you okay?"
AV:
“Was terrified this was pep”
J0rt:
"are you stuck in the vents again"
Wonder:
"so uhh... how about that interview?"
Moss:
"Sus"
Aubz:
"sus"
J0rt:
"god dammit." /lh
Moss:
"its like instinct at this point"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Along”
"Peppermint caught on and chased us down! Jenny handed me the Nelson and ran the other way to distract her!"
Brush:
"nice"
AV:
“So she knows about Nelson?”
Wonder:
"hope she'll be alright"
Bubbly:
"jenny o7"
Aubz:
"UH OH."
Moss:
"nice but rip jenny"
Greenshi:
"o7"
"She knows a bit about it. She heard us talking about it"
Epicsuperbat:
“Did she hear about the kiss?”
J0rt:
"godspeed jenny"
Aubz:
"I think Jenny can take on Pep! Maybe!"
"Yeah, she heard about it. She seems REEEEAAAAAAALLLLLLY mad at me for it!"
AV:
“When you inevitably become champion again can you pay squenny more”
Wonder:
"hoo boy"
Epicsuperbat:
“Ah, Nice one Larry”
Moss:
"oh no"
Wonder:
"so, uh, we learned a lot about her"
UnofficiallyJam:
“uh oh.”
"What did you end up learning?"
Wonder:
"not a lot of it is important, but enough to sorta get a handle on things"
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism is a bitch”
Moss:
"she likes legally blond"
"What kinda handle?"
Aubz:
"Her favorite ice cream flavor!"
Wonder:
"well, she thinks chartreuse is the reason why crimson's lonely"
Brush:
"very good fuel for character analysis!"
Moss:
"she thinks chartruse is the cause of crimson trauma"
Wonder:
"she had some...choice words. especially for folk."
"Huh....wonder why she thinks that...."
AV:
“Prism is hardcore manipulating her”
"Is she?"
a mouse:
"does"
a mouse:
"does peppermint know the kiss was a prank or"
Wonder:
"oh yeah"
"I don't think she believes it"
Wonder:
"she tried telling us about her suspicions, but prism came in and cut that off"
"How could you tell??"
Wonder:
"we saw the rewrites"
J0rt:
"smiley faces and italics"
Wonder:
"...wait a second"
Aubz:
"Yeah."
Moss:
"she said it than prism cut her off before she could explain"
Wonder:
"you know this"
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism speaks to us differently visually”
"Sorry, from all the fighting my memory wasn't great."
Wonder:
"yeah, we told you before"
a mouse:
"it's amazing how easy it is to differentiate people when your worldview is text-based"
Wonder:
"ah"
Wonder:
"no worries"
Wonder:
"just a...quick question"
"Yeah, shoot"
Wonder:
"i might've missed it, but you said something to danthony in-between rounds, right?"
"Did I? I get into the rush of battle, ya know?"
Wonder:
"yeah, you did"
Wonder:
"what was it?"
"Lemme see, knowing me, probably something like....'tissues are at the ready if you need some early'"
Brush:
"that's not it, no"
Wonder:
"well, that was the beginning, but that's not what i'm referring to"
"I dunno what to tell you guys, my memory's not great"
"especially from how rough the battle was"
"What's goin on with you guys?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Who is your dad?”
Wonder:
"sorry, just trying to figure some stuff out"
Wonder:
"hard to see anything in this thing"
"Oh yeah, I'm guessing you want some kinda proof that it's really me, huh?"
Wonder:
"yeah, sorry"
"Hold on just a sec"
Moss:
"Yeah that would be helpful"
We have a report from the field!!!
"Hmmm.......considering the coloration.....the energy....by god, this is something that I would rather not say in public....after all, we wouldn't want to spoil anything, would we? :)"
TWIST has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BARRY
Garf:
"Prism you have no friends no one likes you leave us alone you stupid expired rainbow cookie"
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism do us a favour and leave our blorbos alone”
AV:
“PRISM WE WILL SIC THE DOWN WITH CIS BUS ON YOU”
"Okay, listen, I'm realizing that since she's fighting next I'm not gonna be able to keep this up, it's me Peppermint, I found a timeline where I manage to snatch this Nelson thing hi!!!!!!!"
Aubz:
"WHAT"
Wonder:
"UHH."
Janet:
"thought so"
Insider2000:
"WAIT WHAT?!?"
Aubz:
"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Greenshi:
"DROP IT"
Epicsuperbat:
“HI I LOVE YOU!”
AV:
“SUPER”
Moss:
"LEAVE"
Insider2000:
"OH! OH OKAY!"
J0rt:
"GIVE IT BACK"
J0rt:
"RIGHT THE FUCK NOW"
Moss:
"PUT IT DOWN"
"Yeah I wasn't Dantoinette!!! Helps to study up on people for fanfiction...."
mums:
"Hello Peppermint."
Prince:
"SONIC NOISES"
Wonder:
"well, i uhh... i guess i was right"
"But why? I just want to talk!!!"
AV:
“HI QUEEN PRISMS MANIPULATING YOU”
Janet:
"anyway you've been getting manipulated a lot by prism"
J0rt:
"NO"
Moss:
"GOTTA GO FAST?!"
Mako:
"KILL KILL BITE BITE MAIM KILL"
Greenshi:
"BEGON"
Wonder:
"yeah, likewise"
"I won't even deliver you to Prism!"
mums:
"What do you want to ask Peppermint?"
"I promise!"
J0rt:
"I DON'T CARE AND I DON'T TRUST YOU"
Aubz:
"YOU BETTER NOT"
Moss:
"qhat do you even want?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Did you know you are a fictional character?”
Greenshi:
"Says who??"
AV:
“Actually i’ll talk to you”
UnofficiallyJam:
“Well okay first things firsts do you sneeze?”
Insider2000:
"Good! Don't deliver us to Prism!"
"Listen......I was thinking a lot during the interview"
Janet:
"and we don't like prism, so lots of us are… disconcerted"
mums:
"Yes? What were you thinking about?"
"And the suspicion I had.....I'm sorry...I deserve to at least come clean."
"I lied"
Aubz:
"oh???"
mums:
"You did?"
Greenshi:
"About?"
Moss:
"hm?"
Epicsuperbat:
“Huh?”
Mako:
"about what?"
Wonder:
"yeah, prism changed your words"
Prince:
"YOU KNOW, LIKE AL IAR."
"I never had ANY suspicion about any surprise birthday party. I don't even think she KNOWS my birthday. I don't know why I lied to you all about that"
Brush:
"oh, she did that"
Bubbly:
"oh??"
Wonder:
"yeah, prism did that"
Aubz:
"Oh lol that was her"
Janet:
"prism can change what people say"
mums:
"Pep... we can tell you the real truth."
"She....she what?"
Mako:
"That was Prism speaking to you inside your brain"
"No......"
Epicsuperbat:
“You didn’t, that was Prism messing with you”
Greenshi:
"Shes manipulating you. She can change your words"
"Nonononononono I thought that. I lied to you"
Wonder:
"listen, pep. she's not your friend in the slightest."
Brush:
"leave the boy, you don't need him, come with her and play her games,"
Epicsuperbat:
“I would never lie to you I love you too much”
mums:
"We want to help you. I know we were aggressive, but you're in a lot of danger."
Insider2000:
"Peppermint, Prism is using you."
Aubz:
"You did, but it wasn't your decision."
mums:
"We can help you Peppermint."
Greenshi:
".....we can explain later. What's the truth?"
"Nonononononononononnononono"
"The truth"
chirp:
"Prism can make you say things you dont want to, and make you think you wanted to say them."
junior:
"girl..."
AV:
“We see what you’re saying as text, and Prism’s manipulation looks like italics with smiley faces”
Wonder:
"she's been manipulating you the whole time, even your words. you might thing you came up with those, but we can see the text"
Mako:
"Prism wanted this for you, and 'this' is bad"
"The truth is that"
"The truth is that I think she's great and all.....and that's me talking I hope!!!"
Janet:
"people automatically justify the changed words in some way, so it's scarily good foo manipulation"
"But"
"I don't........"
AV:
“Yeah thats you”
mums:
"You can do this Peppermint."
"God......."
Garf:
"Pep you got this"
mums:
"You can feel her. Can't you?"
Greenshi:
" you're okay. Please, speak to us."
Insider2000:
"It's okay, Peppermint."
Wonder:
"look. we're sorry we were a bit...secretive about things, but. you can go ahead."
UnofficiallyJam:
“Understandable this is a lot.”
AV:
“Its ok. Crimson had these feelings about her too”
Greenshi:
"I know it's scary. But you can do this. You are strong."
Insider2000:
"Prism hurt Crimson! And she's hurting you too!"
mums:
"You're stronger than her now."
"First of all......"
Wonder:
"you probably should also know that the whole thing about chartreuse? that was prism"
"You know me.....right?"
Aubz:
"Yeah?"
Janet:
"vaguely"
mums:
"We know you Peppermint."
Wonder:
"well, prism's the one who hurt crimson, also yeah"
"You're the strongest fighter here? Ha! Let's see how you fare against the strongest mage"
"Mage is a type of fighter, Twist. RIP you"
[125: Twist vs Dantoinette]
Janet:
"also some of us have written fanfic about you"
"....y.....you have?"
mums:
"A few have yes."
"......."
Wonder:
"...yeah. hi. that's me."
Greenshi:
"Yeah. It's good!"
"One of the things......."
Janet:
"not me personally i just thought you might relate"
Insider2000:
"I have as well."
"One of the things that Prism reminded me of....."
Janet:
"people think you're neat!"
"Is that......"
mums:
"Take your time, Peppermint."
"It's that I see the world as a bunch of characters.....going on their character arcs......."
Wonder:
"...ah."
Aubz:
"Oh."
"Some characters can be shipped.....others have problematic features"
"Like that Folk guy......and I brought it up"
"In tournament"
mums:
"You did."
Wonder:
"yeah, we know all about that"
Greenshi:
".......to keep things brief. You're not wrong. But you should keep it to yourself, for others sakes"
"And I could see something in his eyes......when I said that....."
Epicsuperbat:
“That’s CPUKerfuffle for ya”
mums:
"What did you see?"
"I felt like.......I did something.....I could see something more than just a character in his eyes"
Aubz:
"Huh?"
mums:
"You..."
Wonder:
"well, yeah. they're real people."
UnofficiallyJam:
“A person?”
"But Prism reminded me of that......that flaw.....how it might be justified"
mums:
"Peppermint... he's just like you."
Insider2000:
"They're all real people, just like you Pep."
Wonder:
"shit's not like what you see in tv"
"But she told me that it was."
"She told me that I was one of them"
"So why not just dive deeper into it....."
Aubz:
"Oh no..."
Moss:
"Uh-huh"
"And I believe her.....I.....I still do"
"I've seen the signs...."
Wonder:
"pep. do you have anything you regret leaving behind when you chose godhood?"
"As I'm starting my ascent to godhood.....I can see the superficiality"
Wonder:
"a friend? family? loved ones?"
"I can see that this is just a story"
"but....."
Aubz:
"...Yeah."
"How do you write a soul?"
Brush:
"even if everyone is just characters, what does that matter? you still need to have heart. otherwise, what kind of a story is it?"
"How do you write the look in Folk's eyes?"
Janet:
"stories are alive"
"How do your write the way I feel about Crimson?"
Aubz:
"CPUK is just that good"
Wonder:
"it just sorta...comes to you"
Moss:
"Hmmmm"
"I....I agree."
"I agree that stories are alive....."
Brush:
"you practice."
Wonder:
"from one writer to another, shit just happens sometimes"
Moss:
"I listen to music by making playlists to make writting feel better"
".....the....."
"....the thing is......"
Moss:
"I have a playlost for you if you want it"
"I......I don't think Prism knows that"
Brush:
"yeah"
Janet:
"yeah…"
Epicsuperbat:
“Yeah”
Mako:
"She really doesn't"
Aubz:
"Yeah."
"I think that Prism doesn't understand that......."
Wonder:
"that's what we've been saying while being passed around"
"It scares me....."
AV:
“Huh. This is a good talk, honestly”
Greenshi:
"She doesnt. She never will"
"Why not?"
J0rt:
"That's a good question."
Wonder:
"who knows."
Wonder:
"that's sorta why we're here"
Wonder:
"and...we kinda need your help"
"I have a great idea :)"
Janet:
"that was prism"
Brush:
"HEY"
J0rt:
"YOU."
Bubbly:
"HEY."
Wybie:
“NO”
mums:
"Stay away from her."
Mako:
"PRISM"
Insider2000:
"No!"
Prince:
"NO."
Wonder:
"pep. do not answer."
Wybie:
“NO NO NO NO”
Moss:
"To far gone I suppose."
Moss:
"shes been alive for thousands maybe millions of years"
Moss:
"its tough to change her."
Moss:
"also fuck off prism"
AV:
“FUCK YOU PRISM”
"Maybe we can ask her ourselves :)"
Insider2000:
"Leave my kid alone!"
mums:
"You've hurt Peppermint enough."
Mako:
"DO NOT"
J0rt:
"NONONONONONO"
Greenshi:
"She doesnt care enough to. You all are her tools. A means to an end, even if that end is your own happiness. Bit, more likely, her wants."
Epicsuperbat:
“HEY FUCK OFF PRISM!”
J0rt:
"UHHHH JENNY HELP"
Moss:
"FUCK OFF, STOP HURTING THE ONES TOU WHERE PAYED TO TAKE CARE OF DAMMIT"
Wonder:
"peppermint. who are you?"
Greenshi:
"Also, speak of the devil."
J0rt:
"LARRY"
"Why are you yelling at Prism?"
J0rt:
"ANYONE"
Janet:
"she rewrote your words"
Insider2000:
"Why don't you care, Prism?"
Mako:
"She was speaking through you right now"
"Oh my goodness gracious time is running thin! :)"
mums:
"Peppermint, you're a god. You can sense her."
Epicsuperbat:
“Prism was controlling you just then”
Janet:
"so far, the way to beat her has been being true to yourself"
AV:
“Prism, does it hurt knowing that as an undeveloped character, you wont be real to us the way even Peppermint is?
Moss:
"Hey we might be running out of time due to what prism just said"
Epicsuperbat:
“Peppermint you have to fight back against her control”
Janet:
"toj beat her through justice"
"You all are seriously kinda dum dums, aren't you? :)"
mums:
"I know you can do it. You're strong enough to stop her now. You don't have to do what she days!"
Janet:
"chacha through kindness"
Greenshi:
"Prisms a worse writer than you, mint. Write your own story."
Moss:
"uhh writting advice"
Moss:
"listen to music"
"Why would I need to speak with you directly when I can just speak through everyone else :)"
Moss:
"im igniring her PEPPERMINT CAN STILL HERE US I THINK"
Mako:
"Remind us who has the black eye?"
mums:
"I MAY BE A DUM DUM BUT IM COOL AS HELL"
AV:
“Ur not real, queen. Ur a guy in a discord chat rping as a pokemon trainer alt”
Wonder:
"peppermint, what do you really wanna do?"
Aubz:
“Are you scared of us, Prism?”
"Now, I hope you don't mind if I answer Peppermint's question. :)"
Janet:
"chartreuse beat her when she managed to separate her idea of herself from what prism did to her"
Garf:
"Prism you have no friends no one likes you leave us alone you stupid expired rainbow cookie"
Mako:
"We do, because you're not her"
"I have no reason to be :)"
Wonder:
"why won't you let her answer for herself?"
Moss:
"Peppermint shes about to say some shit thats probably shitty"
Garf:
"Prism you have no friends no one likes you leave us alone you stupid expired rainbow cookie"
Epicsuperbat:
“Let peppermint answer for herself!”
mums:
"Peppermint . I want to hear from you."
Janet:
"crimson's learned to beat her, j0hn beats her by knowing what's him and what's her"
Insider2000:
"You have no reason to be? Fine. Piss off and let people be who they need to be!"
AV:
“What if we just dont answer you. What if we stop typing in the discord”
"Oh, you're right....she should answer for herself, shouldn't she? :)"
Garf:
"Prism fuck off. We hate you. FUCK off"
UnofficiallyJam:
“Okay one question, what do you plan on doing to whoever wins the grand?”
"Very well! :)"
Janet:
"you have such a strong understanding of who other people are, if you apply it to yourself you can overcome her"
Garf:
"Prism you are the worst excuse for a person in existence, do the first good thing in your entire life and SUPERGLUE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT"
Janet:
"because she doesn't understand who you are at all"
Garf:
"You are so deficient in any redeeming qualities. It is genuinely impressive how much you fucking suck as a person Prism. FUCK. OFF"
a mouse:
"the problem with having a writer that rewrites the way the world perceives you is that you lose your sense of identity"
a mouse:
"that's what you want, don't you, you technicolor bitch?"
a mouse:
"that's why people who know who they are can fight the rewrites"
"Let me just make sure that all of you meanie bo-beanies don't try to be a bad influence on her:)"
Mako:
"Yea screw you"
Wybie:
“rude”
Moss:
"HEY"
Insider2000:
"Cause you're such a good one?"
Epicsuperbat:
“LEAVE”
UnofficiallyJam:
“Well first off rude.”
[Prism silently enables a 6 hour slow mode, so from here on no one can send more than a single message]
"Anything else?"
Wonder:
"sorry people don't like you, bitch. maybe you should try being a decent person for once" Edit: well, i can't send a message anymore but i can at least make edits.
chirp:
"'meanie bo beanie' girl do you teach preschool"
mums:
"Peppermint, we can help you! We care about you. We really do. Prism just wants to use you. And you deserve better than that. You can be happy here and now. Edit: Hey. Heres a fun way around it. Prism, don't under estimate us!"
Garf:
"shut. the. fuck. up. Prism you are the worst influence known to man, don't be a hypocrite too you stupid rainbow. GO AWAY"
Prince:
"L + Ratio + Preschool Teacher + Bad at Fighting + Awful Fashion Sense + Forgets Free Will Exists "
"Apologies for how rude they're being,Pepperming,I'm sure they'll tire themselves out :)"
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J0rt:
"Pepperming"
Brush:
"pepperming"
junior:
"pepperming"
Sadan:
“Pepperming”
evening:
"pepperming"
a mouse:
"typo in the group chat, get her ass"
Greenshi:
"Peppermint, can you hear this? Prism is not your friend. She does not care for you. You are more powerful than she is, and far more creative. You Don't Need Her."
Can I still edit this? Bitch. HA LOOPHOLE
"PEPPERMINT, DONT LISTEN TO HER!!!!!
Prism, all you've done is manipulate others. You don't care for anyone, and no one cares for you. This IS a story, and you are the worst character.
Peppermint, please. You cant listen to her
Fight her. Please. You don't need her."
"I dont think you can hear me. Just know that I'm thinking of you. I've had my fair share of thoughts about you, but ultimately, as one fic writer to another, I want what's best for you. Please, just, be safe."
"Let's see that's greenshi, muzz, evening, sadan, prince, there are still a few more........."
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"Okay, now it looks like it's just you and me, Peppermint! These friends have said their piece, so I suppose now I have a chance to make my case :)"
"Fuckoy :)"
"Anyhowdy! I will be the first to say that you have the ability to say whatever you like here! You're among friends! :)"
"Just remember.....these people have spent so much time watching you....some adore you! And I think they're good to do that! You're a spectacular person, Peppermint! :)"
"But we've truly bonded :)"
"These people only know you through the internet :)"
"Do you think they even compare? :)"
"Now, please make your choice :)"
"................"
".....there were a couple questions from the interview.....that I didn't get the chance to answer....."
"Why did I fall in love with the Crimson?"
"I saw him on CPUK-TV.....and there was....something magical about him....."
"Something that I knew....from the second I saw him......"
"My entire life of writing fanfiction couldn't do it justice"
"He was beyond words"
"I had tried......for years to describe the way I felt....but I couldn't.....not in a way that felt perfectly right....."
"I thought that.....maybe.....if we could be together......I could feel that....and put it to words....."
"But......."
"I don't think I can......"
"Because people can't truly be written"
"You can put them down on a page"
"You can write all of the prose you want"
"You can make them say whatever you want"
"But even if you're referring to a character in a piece of fiction"
"What they MEAN to someone goes far beyond anything that anyone can write"
"Because that's why I chose to write....."
"It's not because I wanted to create grand tale of adventure....or some deep complex mystery.....or even some romance between two beings that someone else came up with"
"I write because creating stories is creating life. And that life is something that you can form a bond with. A bond that YOU will never, EVER be able to see, Prism!!!!!!!!"
Prisms hold over Nelson loosens
a mouse:
"ah good, we're back"
Brush:
"NICE NICE NICE"
Prince:
"LET'S GOOOOO"
mums:
"Peppermint! You did it!"
"..... :)"
mums:
"I'm so proud of you!"
Brush:
"COULDN'T SAY IT BETTER MYSELF"
a mouse:
"gotta hand it to ya, skittles, that's some grip there"
mums:
"Peppermint, thank you... you're a real hero."
Greenshi:
"YES PEPPERMIT!!!"
Greenshi:
"YOURE DOING SO GOOD!!!!"
We have a report from the field!!!!
"That was the wrong answer, Peppermint :)"
Prince:
"YES MINT LET'S GOOOOO"
mums:
"Don't stop now Pep!"
Natalya:
"uh oh"
Mako:
"YOU CAN'T HOLD US, WRETCHED WHITE WOMAN"
Wonder:
"keep going, pep."
Greenshi:
"YIU SAID THERE WERE NO WRONG ANSWERS"
Janet:
"freedom! and heck yeah peppermint"
Brush:
"IT WAS THE RIGHT ONE ACTUALLY"
AV:
“YOU DID SO GOOD ITS GONNA BE OK”
Greenshi:
"LIAR!!"
Wonder:
"don't let her stop you"
Epicsuperbat:
“LETS GO PEPPERMINT!”
Prince:
"IT WAS THE RIGHT ANSWER"
mums:
"Peppermint, you can be strong. You are BETTER than her!"
TWIST has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket
Eliminated by BARRY AND DANTOINETTE
DANTOINETTE has given chase :)
"What.....what does that mean?"
mums:
"Peppermint. Run."
Greenshi:
"you are stronger than her, mint. You KNOW that"
Wonder:
"Pep. start running."
Brush:
"dani is coming to Kill"
Moss:
"HONEY RUN OR SMTH"
"Okay! Running!!!!!!!"
Brush:
"oh but do drop us i think. i miss her big strong arms"
mums:
"Peppermint, you need to remain calm, but you need to get out of the stadium."
END NELSON EVENT
[discord is bad at handling chat timeouts being disabled, so a lot of people are having to restart their clients to allow themselves to chat again]
Yeah, sorry about that! I was hoping turning off safe mode would bring everyone back!
Wasnt aware that it would Do The Thing
oh god sorry about all this mess!!
Speaking of all this mess, I just realized I need Dani for grands
"Yeah...sorry about running out like that....some weird god stuff."
"Listen, red girl. I've pretty just started to assume weird shits gonna happen...."
[126: Barry vs Dantoinette]
Brush:
"hey."
Janet:
"hi?"
Aubz:
“Hi!”
Epicsuperbat:
“Hello?”
Moss:
"Hi who is this"
Greenshi:
"Dani get his ass"
"Hey, it's me! Squid Jenny!"
mums:
"Hi jen!"
Bubbly:
"jenny!"
Wonder:
"h-hey, jenny"
Epicsuperbat:
“JENNY”
Aubz:
“Jenny! Hi!!”
Greenshi:
"Jenny!!!"
Brush:
"is it really or are you larry"
mums:
"We went through a LOT"
Insider2000:
"Hey, Jenny!"
Moss:
"HI SHIT HAPPENED!"
Janet:
"hi jenny! peppermint turned out to be cool"
J0rt:
"is it really squid jenny? i've started to lose trust"
mums:
"Is everything okay?"
"Yeah, uh....Peppermint gave it back."
J0rt:
"tell us something only jenny would know"
UnofficiallyJam:
“🦑”
Brush:
"good on her!"
Insider2000:
"Good job, Peppermint!"
mums:
"Okay, good. She's okay now."
Epicsuperbat:
“Peppermint my beloved”
Brush:
"she had a redemption arc."
Moss:
"Peppermint my beloved"
"Back in my Squiggy phase, I had a bunch of my friends dress up as Iggy for an Iggy Friday party"
Greenshi:
"I hope shes okay........ I feel for the poor girl ngl"
Brush:
"yeah that tracks"
Wonder:
"...wow"
"Listen that ain't important though okay?"
Janet:
"we like peppermint now c:"
J0rt:
"h u h"
Garf:
"okay yeah"
Epicsuperbat:
“That sound fun as hell”
Greenshi:
"lmaoooooo"
"Peppermint seemed....different? whatever, point is I feel like you all might wanna watch this one"
mums:
"We do!"
Brush:
"YEAH"
J0rt:
"oh hell yeah"
Bubbly:
"YES"
Janet:
"yeah!!"
Moss:
"YUP"
"Alright, cam's up!"
[video call starts]
Moon:
"kill"
"Now, reminder, Barry is fighting from winners, Dani from losers, so Dani will have to take two sets to win"
Brush:
"i believe in her."
Wonder:
"loud and clear"
mums:
"Man, count everyones lucky days that Barry didn't participate in the big bracket."
Bubbly:
“CMON DANI”
J0rt:
"i kinda want barry to win. i just think it'd be funny"
Insider2000:
"What a first stage to pick."
evening:
"barry winning would be so funny"
mums:
"She just doesn' seem to under stand his moveset..."
mums:
"Wow, she is Pissed."
Wonder:
"SURE IS."
Garf:
“HOLY SHIT THIS IS SUCH A MATCH”
Epicsuperbat:
“CMON DANI”
Wonder:
"jesus, how is barry this strong?!"
Prince:
"medical school."
Brush:
"love for his wife"
Garf:
“THE FUCKED BOAT”
Wonder:
"maybe that's what dani needs to be truly unstoppable"
Epicsuperbat:
“BOAT!”
Wonder:
"hi sting"
Moss:
"HI STINGG"
Epicsuperbat:
“YOU CAN DO THIS DANI”
Brush:
"BOUNCED HIM LIKE A BALL"
Wonder:
"OUGH THE STOMP"
Wonder:
"AGAIN"
Wonder:
"OH NO"
Epicsuperbat:
“YES DANI”
Brush:
"GETTING HIS ASS"
Bubbly:
“YES DANI”
Janet:
"2-0!!! cmon dani!"
Epicsuperbat:
“LETS GO”
Janet:
"arrow…"
Wonder:
"what the fuck was any of that???? why did it work so well in barry's favor????"
Wonder:
"HUH?"
Brush:
"HUH"
dani
Epicsuperbat:
“DANI PLEASE”
Janet:
"2-1!!!"
Wonder:
"THERE IS NO WAY HE'S PULLING IT BACK, RIGHT?!"
Epicsuperbat:
“I HOPE NOT”
J0rt:
"we can't forget that barry knocked dani into losers in the first place"
Also I'm aware this is Orpheon
I'm keeping it rolling
Brush:
"BRACKET RESET BABEY"
Epicsuperbat:
“NICE”
Janet:
"barry…"
Wonder:
"OH FUCK, DUDE"
evening:
"BRACKET RESET"
THE BRACKET HAS BEEN RESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jack feels that those whose voices he had heard ever since he truly embraced the idea of Spectrum have returned....or at least....can return.......and that they are watching over him
But what good are they? They are not the ones who hold the paint to paint the masterpieces upon which existence dances.....
He looked to the face in front of him.....tied to a chair.....Prism.....
Whilst one allowed the river of paint to flow, Prism seemed to have her own meaning.....the ability to give them meaning......
Right?
Without her, all of creation would simply be unfocused......untethered....improvised......
But something felt wrong about this......
Why? :)
Jack does not know.......he cannot put his finger on it.........
It might be worth it just to take a quiiiiiick little nap :)
To do so would be foolish. He's meant to keep watch.
I don't lie. :) I promise this is no trick :) No attempt to steal, cheat, or hurt your cause in any way....I just want to talk :)
Even then, Jack took a quick nap :)
[video call starts, in the style of a traditional CPUK cutscene]
"Jack :) I think it would be better if we spoke face to face, don't you? :)"
"........."
"Always the sullen quiet type, huh........"
"........so you have it all planned out?"
"Yep! I've been around for decades....centuries....millenia......longer than existence, jack :)"
"I have a pretty firm idea of what I'm doing :)"
"So you should just trust me :)"
"And if things go wrong, then I can adjust :)"
"If things go wrong?"
"Yes, Jack :) If things go wrong :)"
"Why do you need to give a caveat if you know what you're doing?"
"........."
"........How's it ending?"
"Huh? :)"
"Damage.....stocks..........how does this one end......If you can get even remotely close...I'll be loyal to you forever......"
"If not...."
"You've made one hell of an enemy......"
"Jack, I think that you're making a bit of a mistake, here :)"
"That doesn't sound like someone who knows what the hell they're doin......"
"......."
"I will win :)"
"With Two stocks remaining :)"
"At.......75 percent :)"
"And if it's within 20.....would that be close enough for you? :)"
"Quite confident......but 20 isn't enough. You claim you know how things should end. How can you not control this?"
"......"
"15......final offer"
"................lets get the other music off before we do this :)"
[They fight. When Discord Jack falls to his last stock, Prism has just reached 60% on her second stock, and stays in the 60-90% range for an extended period. Then Jack takes a stock right before he loses the match.]
"......"
"........one stock......"
"Well excuse me for not being nostradamus :)"
"I don't believe I ever CLAIMED I could- :)"
"Then why did you make the deal?"
"......just like that half skeleton twerp...... :)"
"Surely you have to understand that there are some things that must lie outside of my control :)"
"Yes....."
"Exactly :)"
"Like people."
"Now ho- :)"
"Like the people who you attempt to control for these tournaments....shifting their actions to fit your own idea of a big story"
"I think you're misunderstand- :)"
"What am I misunderstanding?"
"I MADE YOU"
"I MADE ALL OF YOU :)"
"I MADE THAT ARROGANT BASTARD DANTOINETTE"
"I MADE THE CUTE LARRY AND ADORABLE J0HN"
YOU WOULD BE NOTHING BUT AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WITHOUT ME :)
YOU OWE ME YOUR LIFE :)
YOU OWE ME EVERYTHING THAT YOU HAVE EVER FELT :)
YOU OWE ME EVERY SLIVER OF EXISTENCE BECAUSE WITHOUT ME YOU WOULD BE NOTHING :)
Jack pauses......
Everyone?
Himself.....made by Prism?
Hamburger Helper? Made by Prism?
Captain Quadratic? Made by Prism?
Dantoinette? Made by Drisy?
Drisy?
?
Dantoinette..........who were you....created by?
D
Dark
Darkstar Galaxy?
What about, like....
What about Captain Valentine?
M......
Muzz?
Who
Who the hell?
[23 :mouse2: reactions]
There has to be more
Danthony?
KrisyBaconator
These names
Why do they............
Oh my god
They mean nothing :)
"Bullshit Prism!"
"You didn't make the people that you control like pawns!"
"THEY DID!!!!!"
"SHUT UP :)"
"You have to realize that creation isn't a one person job at times! It's something that can be shared! It's not for the lonely recluse, it's not for the person who believes they have the best ideas! It's something that we all do! Toge-"
Discord Jack wakes up, viewing his sleeping friends.
After shaking his head for a moment, he stands up and walks over to a counter. Then walks over to Prism
Hopefully no one tells her about the moustache now drawn on her face
END CUTSCENE
NOW LETS DO SOME TRUE GRAND FINALS!!!!!!!
ALSO I REALIZE PRISM WAS A SUBMISSION I JUST COULDNT PULL UP ALL THE NAMES IN TIME
Janet:
also wow you put that behind a bracket reset, was anything gonna change if barry won?
If the first set went to game 5 this would have come before game 5
ALSO I WAS PRETTY SURE JACK WAS A GROUP SUBMISSION BUT I DIDNT WANT TO MESS THAT UP
[man i love monkey watch]
Alright, gonna wrap this up with one more cutscene
The winner was Dantoinette. But does it really have to be? :)
Greenshi:
"Yes."
Brush:
"yeah bro she won."
Garf:
"Prism you were submitted"
mums:
"Dani earned this. She got knocked into losers and came back."
Now now, if you'd give me a moment to speak, or else, I'll have to put you all in timeout again :)
Janet:
"naaa naaa na naaaa naaaa daaani's the wiiinneeer"
Epicsuperbat:
“She won bitch leave”
evening:
"dani won fair and square"
chirp:
"still tilted our wolfboy told you to get bent?"
Sadan:
“Prism as much as Dani deserves to lose, she didn’t. Also L + You Fell off + You were submitted + Ass Kicked”
Alright, I think we can come to an agreement here :) I can accept the terms of Dani's victory :)
I just have a few rules that I need to bend somewhat :)
Insider2000:
"On what condition?"
Garf:
"Go Away"
Epicsuperbat:
“Die”
Sadan:
“Insider no”
mums:
"Whatcha up to lady?"
Sadan:
“It’s a trap”
Garf:
"Go away and choke on expired skittles"
Greenshi:
"You dont, actually! You don't need to do this!"
Oh, it's quite simple :) My original plan was for the winner to be the one hosting the dream. My original plan was to simply make Barry the winner....after all, I think we all could use a new change of scenery....especially since I've made......an enemy....at our last venue :)
Sadan:
“Prism, I hope you eat a mouthful of Skittles and M&Ms together in one go”
Wonder:
“You’ve made several”
Garf:
"We don't give a shit"
Garf:
"Dani won fair and square"
Garf:
"Fuck off"
I agree :)
Sadan:
“Maybe stop being a bitch and you would have friends “
So I grant her victory :)
Epicsuperbat:
“Let quad knock you out again”
Janet:
"you don't grant it, she won it"
I'm just going to bend my rules somewhat :)
Epicsuperbat:
“You don’t grant her shit”
Wonder:
“Go get another black eye, it’ll go well with the eyepatch”
Sadan:
“You taunted now get bodied”
Garf:
"Your voice is like sandpaper with rainbow vomit on it, leave us alone"
Greenshi:
"Details, prim, details"
Okay, I will :) Farewell! :)
Moss:
"Prism"
Moss:
"my brain broke"
Moss:
"give me details"
Prism has exited the tournament
And the winner of CPUKerfuffle Non-Canon Curiosity Bracket 2 is.....Dantoinette!!!!!!!!!!!
And with that, the dream comes to a close......
"Gah!!!" Awakening with a start, his head hits the underside of the upper bunk.
"Hnh? Barry? Are you okay?" a sleepy voice from the top bunk asks.
"Y....yeah......yeah I'm okay! Just a real weird dream...." Barry takes a look around at the compact bedroom that fits within their ship. It killed her not to be in bed with his wife....and it HAD been killing him for weeks. "It was like...I was in one of those tournaments.....and I was...I was doin great, hon!"
"nnnngh......thats a great one....you'd fight good.....be good.....research" comes a drowsy, half-sensical reply. Barry loves her to pieces, but even in her dream state, all she could think about was research. Yes...this is an amazing new dimension, but...they needed to go home at some point. Barry still has friends. None of them as amazing as Susan, but his life isn't an easy sacrifice....why is she so attached to this place? Was it some sort of narcissism since her body double was here at some point? He would love to help her investigate it, but......god above....they need to go back at SOME POINT right?
BEEP A message? On the computer? But it's not even hooked up to any networks.... He looks up at Susan in the top bunk....still dead asleep.....he slowly makes his way over to the computer to see what's going on.
It is a message! A message directed to....him? He looks back to see if Susan is still asleep before he opens it.
Wanna go back? :)
Before he has a chance to respond, another message:
