CPUK NCCT3: Déjà Vu

Raven:

It is almost midnight so I'll probably fall asleep but I'm still excited!

Bubbly:

"oh!! hello?"

Brush:

"wh. why are we nelson'd"

chirp:

"howdy!"

Greenshi:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"uhh, hi again"

Greenshi:

"whos this?"

Wonder:

"who's this?"

Bubbly:

"hiya!"

Greenshi:

"Give Us Your Name"

Brush:

"give us your social security number"

Greenshi:

"We Are Many"

J0rt:

"We're the voices Discord Jack hears!"

Wonder:

"long story, but we're the voices in jack's head"

Bubbly:

"we're jacks friends!"

Prince:

"Give us the credit card information."

Brush:

"and the funny numbers on the back"

Prince:

"ATTENTION, ALL CPU KERFUFFLE GAMERS. DISCORD JACK NEEDS YOUR HELP."

mums:

"Would you be... Barry?"

J0rt:

"who's holding us!!!!"

Garf:

"Who we got on the line?"

J0rt:

"oh it is!!"

mums:

"Hah, nice. Got it."

Prince:

"We stole your wallet."

Aubz:

“Barry!!! Hi!!”

Brush:

"dunno who else it'd be!"

J0rt:

"we watch the tournaments"

Greenshi:

"BARRY!"

Insider2000:

"Yo! Barry, what up!?!"

Greenshi:

"we see all uwu"

Garf:

"Hi!"

chirp:

"We see things! Lots of things."

Aubz:

“We’re the audience!!”

mums:

"You've become a bit of a celebrity in the Discord Village."

Brush:

"the only thing we don't know is your credit card information. and with your help, that can change"

Greenshi:

"well, read all, but same difference"

Wonder:

"yeah, it's a lot to take in"

Greenshi:

"susan <3"

Bubbly:

"we'd also wanna talk to her!!"

Brush:

"susan <3<3"

J0rt:

"oh heck yeah Susan's cool"

Wonder:

"hell if we know"

Bubbly:

"no idea!"

J0rt:

"good question!"

J0rt:

"dream logic i assume"

Garf:

"If you find out let us know please!"

Brush:

"prism probably put us there"

Greenshi:

"youve been given babysitting duty. sorry"

Brush:

"good question!"

Wonder:

"oh, buddy..."

Wonder:

"you are in for a ride"

Aubz:

“Sent you the email I think?”

Greenshi:

"shes your emails"

Greenshi:

"and your weird thoughts!"

mums:

"If you ever need to put us down, feel free. We can be pretty hyperactive."

Greenshi:

"she sucks"

Wonder:

"okay, so... right now, you are dreaming. in the awake world, you got a weird email"

Brush:

"prism is speaking to your inside your inbox. leave susan you don't need her, she says"

Wonder:

"exactly"

J0rt:

"oh yeah"

chirp:

"yep!"

mums:

"Yes! A somewhat real one."

Greenshi:

"you are taking a big ol nap rn"

J0rt:

"similar to the one you had before!"

Brush:

"'come with me and play my games', she continues, claiming to have cowboy times in space"

Greenshi:

"do do do do do, she adds"

mums:

"Hey, same"

Wonder:

"happens to the best of us"

Brush:

"you need her boy, your free will is an illusion :)"

mums:

"Nelson is the only reason we really remember."

Wonder:

"protip: as soon as you wake up, write em down somewhere, then go back to sleep"

J0rt:

"dream journals do help!"

J0rt:

"speaking from experience"

Brush:

"of course, given we're talking to him in his dreams, this advice can only do so much"

Greenshi:

"blasp <3"

mums:

"Gooooo Electric Blue Raspberry!"

Brush:

"oh yeah she's god"

Brush:

"ish"

Bubbly:

"we dont like her"

Prince:

"we do not like her at all."

mums:

"Please be wary of her. She can rewrite peoples thoughts."

Aubz:

“Yeah we don’t like her”

Wonder:

"she is the worst"

Garf:

"Yeah no we really don't like her"

Prince:

"Free will is an illusion - Prism probably"

Brush:

"well"

Wonder:

"and your words, can't forget about that"

Prince:

"well"

J0rt:

"she can rewrite reality and uses it to control people and make them act out-of-character"

Brush:

"i mean yeah we can explain what she does"

Greenshi:

"immortal babysitter. in chat as we speak."

mums:

"No matter how studyable she is, just be careful! We will tell you when we can if she rewrites something."

J0rt:

"some people can tell when she re-writes stuff, too! like Google"

Brush:

"arguably we're a little bit god (ish) ourselves"

Wonder:

"you'll know when the nelson vibrates intensely"

J0rt:

"wait we can make it vibrate?"

Brush:

"you'll know when we just start yelling"

mums:

"Do we got Apps"

chirp:

"She can rewrite your words and actions, and you'll justify them to yourself after the fact without even realizing."

Wonder:

"i mean, that's what i'm assuming we're doing"

Greenshi:

"when the nelson screams, assume shes Around"

Brush:

"do we have games on our nelson"

mums:

"can we download pokemon go on here"

Brush:

"i wanna play candy crush"

Greenshi:

"can the nelson run doom?"

Prince:

"can we double as a watch"

Prince:

"man i love nelson watch. anyways."

Garf:

"Man"

Brush:

"can you hand us over to j0hn i think he can probably port doom"

Wonder:

"also get ready to get used to all this"

Dubs:

"check this thing out. pretty cool huh. https://twitter.com/chemistrykit/status/1396746674379411457"

Dubs:

"it's like a little guy of sorts."

Wonder:

"she's just a bad writer in general lol"

Dubs:

"yeah! it's chemistry! love science! not hedgehog!"

Brush:

"we should send the link to google"

Prince:

"love science the hedgehog!"

Snek:

"...what."

Brush:

"science the hedgehog"

Dubs:

"famous video game mascot science the hedgehog!"

Wonder:

"not...really...?"

Snek:

"Yeah it's for poisoning Prism"

Wonder:

"she's uhh...white?"

Dubs:

"barry i'm sorry it was a hedgehog. he doesn't have any quills he was born without them he's named nelson"

Brush:

"yeah the tweet tells you how to kill her"

Brush:

"unfortunately we cannot communicate it in words"

Brush:

"yeah we nelson"

Dubs:

"yeah we nelson"

Snek:

"We just go Kill Maim Murder"

Prince:

"keep scrollin"

Dubs:

"he can't scroll there's no interface"

Brush:

"you need to throw us at her head"

Prince:

"like to smack the top of her bald head type vibes..."

Brush:

"yep!"

Wonder:

"actually don't throw us at her"

Dubs:

"oh yeah he's got a lot going on."

Bubbly:

"we can be A Lot sometimes"

Brush:

"we're not Always like this"

Brush:

"sometimes we talk in other places"

Snek:

"Oh?"

Prince:

"I'm just being the Most"

Brush:

"nope"

mums:

"MAYBE"

Prince:

"WE WANT TO KNOW"

J0rt:

"absolutely not"

Insider2000:

"He's a good boy."

Snek:

"Nope"

Greenshi:

"WE LOVE HIM"

Brush:

"he might be cobalt's son, or larry's arm, or,"

Garf:

"Nah"

Wonder:

"nope and we love him for it"

chirp:

"theres theories. but hes an enigma even to us"

mums:

"Let me run a theory by you- Think he has anything to do with Cobalt?"

Bubbly:

"we have. Theories."

J0rt:

"he's full of energy and flavor and really what more do you need"

Brush:

"he sure is blue"

Prince:

"He's sweet and we care about him a lot however he's an engima."

Wonder:

"buddy you have no idea"

mums:

"What about you? Do you have any theories about him Barry?"

J0rt:

"some people also think he's created by doctor order"

Dubs:

"guys don't theorise about people who exist in barry's world that's weird"

J0rt:

"...wait Barry you know about Doctor Order right"

mums:

"His wife theorises about them Herself"

Brush:

"listen he asked"

Dubs:

"barry did your wife really kill kanye"

Dubs:

"like did that happen"

Brush:

"who wouldn't"

Prince:

"god"

Brush:

"give us the theories!"

mums:

"Oiooooo share with the class!!!!!!!!!"

Prince:

"give us theories!"

Snek:

"Yo drop the theories"

Prince:

"give us theories from your brain science man"

Prince:

"RAMBLE TO US SCIENCE MAN"

Moss:

"relatable"

Bubbly:

"us too"

mums:

"I'm a completely unliscenced Electric Blue Raspberryologist"

Snek:

"INFODUMP TO US"

mums:

"Yeah?"

Snek:

"Fair fair"

Dubs:

"we experienced Swanky Debate I don't think rambling could be worse"

Garf:

"GIVE US THE RAMBLES"

Brush:

"say those magic words science man"

Bubbly:

"mhm.."

Snek:

"Hm"

mums:

"I follow ya"

Brush:

"frankly him just being the abstract representation of blue raspberry would be the funniest outcome"

Prince:

"Flavor."

Snek:

"He's just entirely blue raspberry. Nothing else"

Brush:

"what is he? he's very blue."

mums:

" -sonic colors wisp power voice- FLAVOR!"

Snek:

"Which is the best jolly rancher flavor besides watermelon"

Prince:

"FLAVOR!"

Dubs:

"Yeah! Not even just the gods, there's Cosmic Love, EBR, Rights"

Brush:

"oh corn on the cob was made"

Dubs:

"I mean I think corn is just A Corn."

mums:

"I think corn isn't a concept, so much as just a plant person"

Snek:

"Cosmic could be like an entity."

Wonder:

"corn on the cob is just humanized corn"

Brush:

"she's just an artificial corn gijinka"

Moss:

"do yall think corn likes the band corn"

Dubs:

"dude it must suck so bad to have 5 people correct you at once."

Brush:

"i Don't Know"

Moss:

"many ways"

Wonder:

"unethical science?"

Bubbly:

"oh yknow"

Wonder:

"probably just one ear"

Dubs:

"ever heard of a gjinka barry?"

Snek:

"No idea anymore."

Brush:

"but if she's the representation of corn that does not invalidate blasp having somehow been made artificially"

mums:

"Ask Patchman"

chirp:

"yeah thats a question for her dad patchman"

Brush:

"also i think breakfast might just be a hot pink bitch named breakfast"

Moss:

"Carrot collective as well,
theres much science in farming"

Dubs:

"i mean. if we wanna bring them up. lightvoid emissary. we still have no clue what THEIR deal was."

Dubs:

"and now they're way too into parachutes"

Brush:

"she might very well be a specific ear of corn made human"

Brush:

"how should we know"

Brush:

"we're just a hedgehog"

Snek:

"Oh?"

Snek:

"Do tell"

Dubs:

"i'd suggest interogation but they seem:"

Dubs:

"A: Unimaginably violent"

Dubs:

"B: Unable to say any words other than one wikipedia page"

Moss:

"mhm?"

Brush:

"mhm :3c"

mums:

"Yes... New... LIFE... you say.................."

Moss:

"I can make an educated guess based on like 2 things"

Brush:

"i mean you're not wrong really"

Greenshi:

"cobalt is the omni-dad, got it"

Dubs:

"Oh. Barry I have something to ask you when we're done with this topic about another REALLY odd character. They're very strange, though not an Abstract Entity like those other guys."

mums:

"BLASP WON!!!!!!!!"

Prince:

"BLASP LET'S GO"

Wonder:

"oh hey, your girlfriend's up next"

Dubs:

"Have you ever spoken to Yung Papaya?"

mums:

"YOUR WIFE"

Bubbly:

"susan!!!"

Snek:

"Susan!"

Brush:

"wife time"

Dubs:

"More specifically, have you met the kid's dad?"

Moss:

"I assume if he spoke to yung pappaya he would see his dad
even without him knowing"

Brush:

"susieeeeee"

Snek:

"Let's cheer on Susan!"

Bubbly:

"WOOO SUSAN!!"

Dubs:

"There's something bizarre going on there. I'd recommend starting a conversation when you can!"

Snek:

"let's go susan!!!"

Brush:

"GO SUSAN"

Dubs:

"But uh, stay safe."

mums:

"Gooooooooooooo Susan!"

Greenshi:

"susie <333"

Snek:

"GO SUSAN!!!!"

J0rt:

"LET'S GO SUSAN!!!!"

Snek:

"Man I love Susan. Just like how I love Monkey Watch"

Dubs:

"hey barry wanna see me make a sound that shouldn't be possible"

Dubs:

":chongoWatch: "

Brush:

"💚"

Snek:

"Susan <3"

Prince:

"Susan :)"

Snek:

"Susan! :>"

Moss:

"susal 👍"

Dubs:

"So is Barry gonna pass us off to someone else while his wife fights? Admittedly I'm enjoying seeing him since we've seen so little of him in our spectatorship."

Dubs:

"You too!"

Dubs:

i love nelson

Dubs:

how'd he get there

Dubs:

I thought Crimson and LARRY kissed?

Dubs:

oh my mistake! why'd she do that.

Dubs:

WHAT THE FUCK IS A TRUE CELADON

Dubs:

THE COP?

Dubs:

WHY

Dubs:

So is Prism Ryan or just someone who likes the character?

Dubs:

love your work prism. especially when you detonated crimbo
🙂 (Prism)

Dubs:

that was pretty sweet
🙂 (Prism)

Dubs:

shoddy work though
😠 (Prism) 🙂 (Prism)

Dubs:

YO BEES!!!!

Dubs:

WE GOT BEES!!!!!

Dubs:

PISS YOSHI?

Dubs:

jerry?

Brush:

jerry :)

Prince:

jerry :)

Bubbly:

jerry :)

Wonder:

jerry :)

Garf:

jerry :)

Dubs:

AW WAIT YOU GUYS TALKED TO PEP

chirp:

Oh God Did We Ever Talk To Pep

Dubs:

there's a transcript?

Dubs:

where can i find it?

Wonder:

in the pins for NCTT2

Prince:

"!throwaslurpeeatCeladon."

Moss:

"Hello!"

Bubbly:

"!throwaslurpeeatceladon"

Snek:

"!throwaslurpeeatceladon"

Brush:

"!throwaslurpeeatceldaon"

Moss:

"Did you throw the slurpy at celadon"

Moss:

"also who is this"

Wonder:

"hi, who's this?"

Snek:

"Whomst?"

Prince:

"A hedgehog filled with rage"

Bubbly:

"new nelson, who dis?"

Brush:

"HI please throw a slurpee at celadon"

Moss:

"yes it is! and we are also jack
we are alot of things!"

J0rt:

"!throwaslurpeeatceladon"

Brush:

"we're a hedgehog"

Bubbly:

"susan?"

Snek:

"Susan?"

J0rt:

"we're Discord Jack's friends!"

Prince:

"susan my friend susan hello"

mums:

"hungee"

J0rt:

"We're the audience!"

Snek:

"Yeah! We live in Jack's brain!"

Wonder:

"we know a lot of things"

chirp:

"Hi! We're a hedgehog. Also the voices Discord Jack hears all the time. We see things."

Bubbly:

"we know losta stuff"

Brush:

"please tell us your social security number to proceed"

Snek:

"Please kill Celadon!"

Insider2000:

"We are all-knowing!"

Snek:

"Kill the cop!"

Moss:

"we are the audience who cheers you in fights!"

Prince:

"We are not all-seeing however!"

Moss:

"not yet"

Brush:

"we need your credit card number and the numbers on the back to become all-seeing"

Dubs:

"DID YOU KILL KANYE WEST IS THAT A THING YOU DID C'MON THIS HAS BEEN EATING ME UP FOR LIKE A SOLID YEAR NOW"

Bubbly:

"you were awesome in your last set!"

J0rt:

"closer to 11 months"

Snek:

"MANNNN NOT EVEN AGAINST A COP WHO STABBED A CHILD?"

Prince:

"Did you murder Kanye West"

Dubs:

"DID YOU MURDER HIT MUSICIAN KANYE WEST"

Prince:

"that is a SENTENCE"

Wonder:

"oh right. constant erasure thing."

chirp:

"Also 'see' is probably a misnomer we parse all this as text"

Moss:

"Shouldnt you ask crimson about that one, i assume he would rember."

Dubs:

"MEMBER OF THE UNDERTALE-DANGANRONPA POLYCULE"

J0rt:

"i mean SOMETIMES we see things but sometimes we just read them"

Snek:

"Huh"

Snek:

"Wild"

Brush:

"we certainly are seeing things"

Bubbly:

"the constants are knows to be fragile"

Snek:

"Hey Susan! Uh rq no reason.....favorite color besides green."

Moss:

"We cetainly are!"

Dubs:

"i think you accidentally killed acclaimed musician kanye west boss"

Greenshi:

"?"

Brush:

"uh oh!"

Brush:

"we just hand out crises"

Snek:

"Awesome!"

Dubs:

"it's alright he's here. you can make amends."

J0rt:

"purple's a good color"

Moss:

"Cool! i love purple"

Snek:

"I'm an artist in the audience. I draw things. So I should ask for colors"

J0rt:

"not if j0hn kills him again"

Brush:

"anyway yeah we know things you fine folks couldn't begin to comprehend!"

Dubs:

"susan i realise this might be disturbing but he DID stab a child"

Snek:

"Yeah Celadon is bad here"

Snek:

"Like very"

Dubs:

"speaking of children! danthony's next!"

Dubs:

"a battle between the kings of second bananas!"

Brush:

"and mac n cheese (infant)"

Dubs:

"Question is, is first place or second place the winner?"

Moss:

"hey susan I have a question."

Moss:

"in your dimension did you meet the gods like you did here? If not what was it like seeing them fir the first time and finding out its a normal occurance"

Snek:

"Susan. Can you tell a joke?"

Wonder:

"BOY WAS IT."

Brush:

"idk i think the gods are a bit weird even for this place"

Snek:

"Yeah!"

Moss:

"God they where very much a suprise but you get used to them"

Wonder:

"tell us a joke"

Snek:

"I would like you to tell a joke"

Snek:

"It's oki!"

Snek:

":0 u got this!"

Dubs:

"There's something I'm unsure about concerning the gods. Originally I thought Truesy and Crimson were identical every timeline/universe for the obvious reasons, but then Cobalt appeared and he's untethered from the multiversal bull, and now even their titles are in question, do you think there might be a different group pulling the strings back home?"

Moss:

Snek:

":>"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHHHHHH"

Prince:

"YOU GO GIRL GIVE US EVERYTHING"

Bubbly:

"WOOOO"

Snek:

"that's amazing!"

Dubs:

"you're an icon."

Dubs:

"prism stop typing i can see you"

Insider2000:

"Comedic genius!"

Snek:

"You're great Susan!"

chirp:

"Adore You Susan"

Moss:

"I had no idea what that meant but thats an amazing joke"

J0rt:

"PFFFF"

UnofficiallyJam:

“👏👏👏”

Greenshi:

"Lmaooooooooo"

J0rt:

"hell yeah" [deleted by Prism]

Snek:

"It's a chemistry joke"

Garf:

"LETS GOOOOOOOOOO"

chirp:

Insider2000:

"Changing voice to that of Patch-Man."

Brush:

"IT WAS GOOD"

Bubbly:

"its was amazing"

Moss:

"Peak comedy"

Dubs:

"yeah it was good! i gotta keep an ion you in the future."

Brush:

"nothing better than someone rambling their way through a dumb joke"

Wonder:

wait what happened to jort

J0rt:

"hell yeah"

Brush:

"yes!"

Wonder:

"basically"

UnofficiallyJam:

“Yep!”

chirp:

"Mhm!"

Dubs:

"That's the closest explanation that makes sense!"

Brush:

"just an interdimensional group chat!"

Snek:

"Yep!"

Brush:

"let's go with that!"

Wonder:

"i...don't know"

Bubbly:

"i guess?"

Snek:

"Works as a thing yeah"

Dubs:

"Uh, have you ever played Blazblue?"

Moss:

"yeah, i mean im on my phone so idk man?"

Wonder:

"this ceramic nelson has some weird tech"

Brush:

"if you shake it maybe you'll hear us rattling around in here"

Wonder:

"plug us into a camera and we can see"

Snek:

"I mean I found a Pringles can here. So like. Can this weird thing store items"

Brush:

"jostle us we need to be jostled"

Brush:

"shaken and shaken and shaken"

Dubs:

"we just exist separate to you i think! like in another universe and we can see yours through means!"

Brush:

"crack and shake us like a glowstick and then you will See like jack did"

Moss:

"what does our voice sound like to you btw?"

Wonder:

"hm. hm."

Snek:

"I'm fine being an experiment"

Moss:

"free doctors trip"

Dubs:

"Try not to think about how uncomfortable it is that each of us has a vested interest in a real person in your world!"

Snek:

"It's a bit wild"

UnofficiallyJam:

“free experiment yippee!”

Snek:

"Wooo!"

Moss:

"Thats wierd phrasing but thats right"

Brush:

"let's-a go!"

Dubs:

"also i love experiments i love eating potassium and drinking water and never having anything bad happen as a result"

mums:

"please pour some blue raspvberry slushie onto Nelson"

Wonder:

"i mean... free healthcare is free healthcare"

Moss:

"Free doctors trip so im down!"

Brush:

"give us mashed potatos we're starving"

Snek:

"I wanted a French fry...."

Dubs:

"HOO BOY."

Snek:

"America we have to pay for healthcare"

Snek:

"It sucks"

Insider2000:

"Pain..."

Brush:

oh god we are just the gnome from hlvr

Dubs:

"You have failed the challenge!"

Bubbly:

"hahe!"

Dubs:

"Please reload your save!"

Brush:

"STOP"

Moss:

"your gonna summon prism somehie"

Bubbly:

"susan! our mashed potato meter is low!!"

Snek:

"We need sustenance!"

Wonder:

"no we're like this"

Dubs:

"If the meter is too low we disappear Susan!"

J0rt:

"it is, in fact, like that"

Brush:

"you have not given us mash potato! you have failed the challenge!"

Moss:

"we can steal crimsons mashed pattatoes! does snyone rember where it is"

J0rt:

"and by 'it' i mean 'us'"

chirp:

"susan im afraid we do just Say Things sometimes"

Snek:

"Uh in the mega fridge I think."

Bubbly:

"we are always Saying Things"

Brush:

"check green room D"

Dubs:

"hahÆ"

Snek:

"Instant potatoes?"

J0rt:

"there are mashed potatoes in Green Room D"

J0rt:

"take us there"

UnofficiallyJam:

“oh boy mashed taters!”

Brush:

"STOP"

chirp:

Character Voice is So Important To Me as a writing thing its Everything to me and this delivers in spades

Brush:

when you can tell characters apart just by how they phrase things. that's the good stuff

Dubs:

why he spang ton

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Snek:

"HI"

Moss:

"hi!"

Brush:

"mash potato?"

Snek:

"Whomst?"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Moss:

"do you have the food"

Dubs:

"is this barry or susan. do you have mashed potatoes?"

Wonder:

"UH"

Brush:

"UH OH"

Wonder:

"HELP"

Snek:

"What."

Bubbly:

“UH”

Prince:

"Help"

Brush:

"STOP"

chirp:

"WUH OH"

Wonder:

"BARRY HELP"

Garf:

"HMMMM"

Snek:

"UHHHHH"

Brush:

"YOU HAVE FAILED THE CHALLENGE"

Moss:

"HUH"

Dubs:

"HEY BARRY BARRY CAN YOU HEAR US"

Wonder:

"UNHAND US, WHITE WOMAN"

Moss:

"HEY WHAT COLOR WAS SHIRT"

Dubs:

"BARRY IF SHE'S WEARING RED YOU HAVE GOTTA TAKE US OFF HER"

Snek:

"WHOMST???"

Wonder:

"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS"

Moss:

"HI WHO ARE YOU"

Moss:

"no"

Dubs:

"unrelated but hiiii i love your style you're a real fashion icon"

Snek:

"CROWLLER??"

Brush:

"we don't have eyes"

Wonder:

"NO, BUT DROP US NOW, ORDER"

Garf:

"Name please"

Dubs:

"You have failed the challenge!"

Snek:

"HI who in the fuck are you"

Moss:

"Name first"

Brush:

"we judge trustworthiness by shirt color"

Dubs:

"WHITE WOMAN METER AT DANGEROUS CAPACITY."

Brush:

"give us your social security number and the three digits on the back"

Moss:

"If your red your evil"

Moss:

"sorry is the rules of villan 1 and villan 2"

Snek:

"Who the fuck are you?????"

Garf:

"NAME"

Snek:

"Danthony?"

Dubs:

"Miss I hope you know that we've watched you get your ass handed to you by a sphere."

Moss:

"Danth?"

Snek:

"Yo I'm right?"

Wonder:

"it's dr. order"

Dubs:

"immoral science meter filling up QUICK"

Brush:

"You."

Garf:

"I'm pretty sure we all knew we just didn't want to be right"

Prince:

"you."

Bubbly:

"two words. funny ball."

Dubs:

"Kakyoin-kisser meter at MAX capacity! This could be trouble!"

Brush:

"have FAILED the challenge"

Prince:

"GODDAMNIT."

Moss:

"hey, how does it feel to lose"

Snek:

"hiiiiiii <3"

Wonder:

"yeah, kanduka, goddess of the funny ball"

Insider2000:

"F E A R"

Snek:

"How's the ball feel?"

Garf:

"funny ball"

Brush:

"hello woman."

J0rt:

"hey hey hey hey put us down right now i didn't agree to this"

Dubs:

"I think it's awesome you died"

Moss:

"how does the ball feel, always wondered"

Garf:

"funny ball"

Snek:

"Hey so uh question Order."

Snek:

"Order question."

Dubs:

"CHAT. CHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW."

Moss:

"Oh she doesnt jnow"

J0rt:

"pictured: bitches who don't even know"

Dubs:

"EVERYONE SHUT UP ABOUT IT."

Brush:

"remember y'all she isn't real"

Moss:

"LAUGH TO MAKE HER FEEL BAD SHE DOESNT KNOW"

Bubbly:

"bitches who dont even know"

Dubs:

"I don't care it's REALLY funny"

Snek:

"ORDER DO YOU KNOW THE SINNOH ICE TYPE GYM LEADER???"

Snek:

"I NEED TO KNOW"

Moss:

"Hey order"

Moss:

"whats your favorite icecream flavor"

Dubs:

"cherry"

Snek:

"No wrong unethical scientist"

Brush:

"okay but doctor this is very important. very important for science. you need to tell me this. are you listening. all of science is at risk we NEED your credit card number and the funny digits on the"

Snek:

"What's her name Order. I forgot it."

mums:

"Hello, Doctor. This is a rare opportunity indeed, for the both of us. How long are you going to pretend to be your dimensional double?"

Snek:

"I forgot the gym leaders name."

Snek:

"Fuck you"

Snek:

"I hate you"

Moss:

"Hey what happened like lets say last kerfuffle for you?"

Moss:

"just so I know when your from"

Snek:

"Joe would treat me so much better."

Prince:

"Hmmm."

Dubs:

"I think the amalgam you have out is a testament to not only your lack of scientific skill, but your lack of making villains."

Garf:

"You can pity our memory but its so much less pitiable than your existence Order"

Dubs:

"I mean seriously, everything you've ever forged HATES you! It's REALLY funny!"

mums:

"Perhaps we can scratch eachothers backs. I know we are very hostile at the moment, but everyone here, including you, wants Information."

Moss:

"God your even worse than deez"

Moss:

"than again youll never beat deez in anything"

Brush:

"hey doctor what's your worst creation"

Dubs:

"she's gonna say google don't set her up like that"

mums:

"And by god. Do we have information."

Snek:

"Joe would tell me the name..."

Garf:

"Yeah you aren't real lol"

Dubs:

"you have a crush on a jojo character"

Dubs:

"and you sneeze"

mums:

"So says the woman who is talking to said Ceramic headgehog."

Moss:

"For a woman in my phone you talking real shit"

chirp:

"says the woman who thinks she can become a god."

Wonder:

"hey, order, did you ever make an opera?"

Wonder:

"th-the clone, i mean"

Garf:

"Prism fuck off"

Brush:

"hey prism"

Garf:

"No one likes you"

Greenshi:

"Hey doc, you ever play around with ughhhhhhhhh Blue?"

Brush:

"hey doc do you know prism"

Brush:

"have you met"

Prince:

"are you divorced."

J0rt:

"that's an important question actually. the people wanna know if you're divorced"

Moss:

"zhe had divorced energy"

Greenshi:

"Who is your ex-spouse? Wanna give em a high five"

Snek:

"WAIT. HEY ORDER. OPINIONS ON MY ART. THIS IS FOR SCIENCE. I WILL SEND ART IN IF NEED BE."

Brush:

"FIGHT"

Bubbly:

"GET HER ASS"

Brush:

"have you ever SEEN her tho"

Snek:

"also get her ass."

Prism:

"How did the godhood thing work out? :)"

Insider2000:

"WHITE WOMAN FIGHT!"

mums:

"Hey get this whitebitch off the Nelson line"

Brush:

"have you looked upon her radiant beauty"

Brush:

"or whatever she calls it"

Snek:

"Can we get someone else in the damn Nelson. I don't like the white women here."

Dubs:

"hey doctor order we've got an actual person from YOUR universe on the line! She's god! Wanna chat for a bit?"

a mouse:

"ooorrdeeeeerrrrrrr"

a mouse:

"you gave perfectly good robot friends anxiety orderrrrrr"

Snek:

"BYE LOSER"

Wonder:

"probably not well, considering your skill at making things"

Dubs:

"I hope he wins and I hope it makes him hate you more"

J0rt:

"....is barry still here or did you just. leave"

Greenshi:

"Subzero <3"

Snek:

"Never got the art confirmation. It's fine."

Wonder:

"she left"

a mouse:

"snek art pog"

J0rt:

"ah"

Garf:

"snek art pog"

J0rt:

"LET'S GOOOOOOOO"

Bubbly:

"YEAAHHH"

Greenshi:

"Woooooo!!"

J0rt:

"LET'S GO CROW-LLER"

Wonder:

"see? you're a bad creator"

Moss:

"Hows it feel to lose?"

Prince:

"LET'S GO BABY LOVE THE CROW-LLER"

Snek:

"LETS GO MY SON!!!"

Dubs:

Dubs:

"@Doctor order"

Snek:

"CROWLLER KEEPS WININ"

Greenshi:

"Why did you make this guy so in pain?"

Moss:

"Your the common demominater here."

Moss:

"almost everything you make fails or defects and i think your the problem"

Garf:

"L + Ratio + You Fell Off + Your Creation Lost"

Wonder:

"no one should"

Brush:

"bro"

Snek:

"Bro."

Moss:

"Ever heard of therapy"

Snek:

"Order question. Do you want a slurpee?"

Brush:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Snek:

"Guys in the audience"

Snek:

"!throwaslurpeeatdoctororder"

Bubbly:

"MMMMMMMM"

J0rt:

"!throwaslurpeeatdoctororder"

Wonder:

"!throwaslurpeeatdoctororder"

Snek:

"!throwaslurpeeatdoctororder"

Bubbly:

"!throwaslurpeeatdoctororder"

Dubs:

"!throwaniceeatdoctororder"

Dubs:

"brand loyalty."

Brush:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

J0rt:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Garf:

"Enamoured by the fact that you think ANYONE needs to hear you talk in general"

Moss:

"Doctor order"

Moss:

"what do you think nelson is?"

Moss:

"genuinly?"

Bubbly:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Dubs:

":bee:"

Snek:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Moss:

"like take a guess"

a mouse:

"you should clean that mirror then because you're not reflecting well enough, friend"

Brush:

"what do you think the funny little thing with the voices is"

Dubs:

"HEY WAIT GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA"

Dubs:

"THIS THING IS TTS RIGHT"

Wonder:

"you're holding us captive"

Dubs:

"ascii miku?"

J0rt:

"YOU WERE THE ONE WHO PICKED US UP???"

Wonder:

"we never asked for you to talk to us???"

Snek:

"PLEASE GIVE US TO SOMEONE BETTER"

Snek:

"I DON'T WANNA BE HERE."

Garf:

"You picked us up. We didn't choose to do this. Please just shut up"

J0rt:

"give us back to Barry he's actually nice to us :("

Brush:

"give us to google we like google"

Snek:

"Barry was cool...."

Moss:

"Ngl order is a bitch to talk to"

Moss:

"like girlboss but jesus christ how do people hold conversations with this guy"

Brush:

"we ARE the microphone"

Dubs:

"Give us to barry he's cool! he's dating a version of you who's just objectively better and who willingly chose to leave you for dead!"

Wonder:

"but since you're here, hey, did you make a 'Project Opera'?"

Brush:

"and we're already bullying you online"

Moss:

"Hey order"

Moss:

"did you make Opera if so why"

Dubs:

"should i post an ascii miku to fuck her up i think that would be funny"

Snek:

"The answer is no"

Moss:

"ask away"

J0rt:

"no <3"

Wonder:

"ANSWER THE QUESTION, COWARD"

Dubs:

"okay everyone be nice for like, a minute. i'm curious"

Moss:

"the answer is fuck you but ask coward"

Greenshi:

"You're own self doesn't like you and left you to die. What makes you think anyone else will accept you"

Snek:

"No"

Brush:

"let her speak so we can make fun of her after"

Garf:

"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Snek:

"Fine....can I grab the soccer ball now?"

Dubs:

"john madden. john madden. john madden."

Garf:

"WOW THE WORD 'RUDE' IS FUCKING RICH COMING FROM YOU"

Dubs:

"aeiou. aeoiu. aeiou. aeiou"

Snek:

"I'm grabbing the soccer ball"

Greenshi:

"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

Brush:

"aight let's not turn this into nothing but reciting memes"

Brush:

"mhm!"

Snek:

"We been knew"

Snek:

"WAIT what"

Brush:

"hm!"

Wonder:

"'interest' is a way to put it"

Snek:

"Crowller is powerful or something?"

Snek:

"Different energy"

Dubs:

"We only have VERY selective knowledge, admittedly! We kinda just see what we see, which includes your fictional crushes for reasons we don't understand!"

Brush:

"we understand. it's because it's funny"

Dubs:

"Doesn't mean we don't know your secrets, though!"

Moss:

"also college crush"

Moss:

"ahich is very ironic"

Prince:

"Not from around here?"

Brush:

"tell us tell us!"

Snek:

"NOOO I WANNA KNOW!!!"

chirp:

"we understand. its because j0hn wanted to cyberbully her"

Brush:

"i am sitting and listening"

Snek:

"I will be nice!"

Greenshi:

"We'll figure it out."

Moss:

"tell us coward you wont"

Snek:

"Please :<"

Prince:

"Tell us please. We're standing here waiting."

Moss:

"not telling us is loser energy"

Dubs:

"You're only the second worst white woman, so we'll be nice for a bit."

Garf:

"If you aren't gonna tell us then stop talking and give us to someone good"

Brush:

"we simply start chattering when you are silent"

Moss:

"We get worse when you dont give us information"

Snek:

"I wanna know why the crow man is so important"

Moss:

"I will gladly give you an example"

Dubs:

"Our lore meter is low, Doc!"

Prince:

"I have a hunch..."

Brush:

"yeah!"

Wonder:

"it's got us this far"

Snek:

"Can you please tell us the lore Doc?"

J0rt:

"'enemy?'"

Brush:

"sometimes we stumble onto things. may or may not be true things."

Wonder:

"that's gotta count for something"

Moss:

"got us through 3 things now st least"

Snek:

"Works"

Moss:

"Deal"

Wonder:

"fine by me"

Prince:

"I'll tell you some cool facts about Crow-ller in exchange for information"

Garf:

"fine"

Dubs:

"I don't think we can grovel we're a quilless hedgehog"

Snek:

"I Will infodump about Crowller to you"

Brush:

"we are ceramic we can only move by being moved"

Moss:

"I can exchange you the fnaf or Walten files lore"

Moss:

"which one do you want"

Snek:

"I will give so much crowller lore in return."

Dub:

"I'll give you the chemical combination for my Secret Little Treatsie Concoction!"

Snek:

"okay!"

Brush:

"she's so bad at it is the thing"

Dubs:

"(It's potassium and water!"

Brush:

"tell us tell us!"

Moss:

"Go on"

Wonder:

"wait hold on, before you do"

Wonder:

"choose your words carefully"

Wonder:

"she's watching"

Snek:

"True"

Moss:

"oh yeah prism can hear us and stop you from speaking fully"

Snek:

"Prism will just delete a message"

Moss:

"wait she did?"

Dubs:

"No she like controls reality. you might be able to choose what you say but she put the thought on your head that made you say that"

Dubs:

"and she's capable of amending it if she ever makes a mistake, which is oddly a lot!"

Brush:

"let her speak BEFORE we start explaining prism to her"

Brush:

"gosh"

Snek:

"Infodump to us first"

Moss:

"We gotta make the exchange"

Snek:

"Law of equivalent exchange"

Snek:

"Heyyyy don't know how long we got infodump quicky!"

Moss:

"infodumb speedrun"

Dubs:

"Don't be too long-winded! You went to college, take grace in the fact you don't have a word quota!"

Moss:

"I will be grading this infodumb based on the myp rubric"

Brush:

"yeah i figured"

Brush:

"glad to have confirmation!"

Snek:

"Huh"

Wonder:

":)"

Snek:

"..."

Insider2000:

"Yes. Very yes."

Snek:

"Funny ball"

Bubbly:

"yeah it was funny"

Prism:

"Smart Cookie :)"

Prince:

"Hilarious"

Snek:

"It was so funny"

Brush:

"YEAH"

Moss:

"yes, you look stupid when you die"

Brush:

"funny ball :3c"

Garf:

"it was so fucking funny"

Moss:

"Its hilarious"

Greenshi:

"Prism look, you gotta fan"

Dubs:

"don't tell her too much she might stop it!"

Moss:

"almost ad funny as when prism got her shit rocked by quadrstic"

Snek:

"HEY PRISM WHY DID YOU LITERALLY KNOCK OUT MY SON? GRANTED HE NEVER SLEPT BUT CMON"

Brush:

"haaaaaaa no she won't"

J0rt:

"technically the ball didn't kill her"

Dubs:

"wait you aren't real. like you aren't real on your level AND our level. two levels of being not real. that's worse than golden spiral."

Brush:

"this isn't time travel, dr order :3c"

Snek:

"I wish I had an image rn..."

Prince:

"So my hunch was kind of right..."

Snek:

"Bro Crowller is just here huh. My man can't catch a break."

Dubs:

"THEY'RE TALKING?"

Prince:

"THE BEES SPEAK?"

Brush:

"THE BEES CAN TALK"

Moss:

"THEY CAN TALK?!"

Prince:

"sORRY CROW-LLER THE BEES SPEAK."

Dubs:

"BEES WE LOVE YOU. SORRY FOR USING SINGULAR PRONOUNS MY MISTAKE."

Snek:

"CROWLLER IM SORRY"

Snek:

"CROWLLER IM SO SORRY FOR WHEN BEES HAPPEN."

Dubs:

"Does order still have us? What do you know about space bees?"

Brush:

"HA"

Brush:

"HAHA"

Snek:

"No it was just so funny"

Brush:

"HAAAAAAA"

Dubs:

"you failed the challenge."

Brush:

"hahe!"

Wonder:

"...sure thing, order."

Dubs:

"hahe!"

Snek:

"Anyway get out bring in the bird man. Give us to someone else."

Insider2000:

"Sure thing, chief..."

Greenshi:

"Imagine just. The funniest ball."

Moss:

"Oh honey, you git a big storm commin"

Wonder:

"i mean, it was beautiful in a way"

Brush:

"she's worse than you, somehow"

Dubs:

"We'll tell you but only if you hand us back to Barry!"

Moss:

"she likes to smile"

J0rt:

"Well, for one thing, this whole tournament is a dream she created"

Moss:

"And 3d glasses"

Snek:

"She does :) all the time."

Brush:

"she likes to say shit like ':)'"

Wonder:

"she's also bad at writing"

Dubs:

"Yeah, in the real world you're pretty dead, which also means you're not you? You're what people think you are."

Moss:

"and your not real cause"

Moss:

"this is a dream

Moss:

"and you are dead"

Moss:

"Been dead for what"

Moss:

"a year know, how time flys"

Snek:

"You are ratioed in Mesopotamia."

Brush:

"love the self-actualization!"

Brush:

"shame it's objectively false"

Wonder:

"oh fuck, she's gonna become a goddess of time again! /j"

Dubs:

"Yeah, you've been dead for a year/millennia depending on who you ask."

Brush:

"fuck, we can't have That happen again. a third time."

Insider2000:

"Even if it does happen, it doesn't leave this dream."

Dubs:

"A bunch of people were pretty fond of you in a love to hate kinda way when you were alive, though! That's pretty sweet!"

Snek:

"I thought we were on 4th"

J0rt:

"i mean if prism somehow managed to include some Time Bullshit in her dream realm this COULD be the real order, but,"

Snek:

"Doubtful"

Moss:

"I mean she is no stranger to love"

Moss:

"she knows the rules"

Wonder:

"and so do we"

Prince:

"Prism managed to include people who aren't originally from here..."

Brush:

"does it really matter if she's real or not, tho"

Moss:

"A full commitments what im thinking of"

Dubs:

"You got a lot of fan art. I think it kinda shaped what you look like? Not sure how that works, honestly."

Insider2000:

"This is the real Order the same way that this is the real Nagito. It isn't, but it is."

Brush:

"none of this will be remembered"

Snek:

"She's never gonna give you up? Never gonna let you down?"

Prince:

"We've got Celadon (Cop Forme) and Crow-ller, so... what does that mean?"

Brush:

"you Have been given big bazonkas before"

Moss:

"we jusf want to tell you what we are feeling order"

Brush:

"HAAAAAA"

Wonder:

"sure thing"

Dubs:

"Yeah! A real master! Nothing bad happens!"

Snek:

"Totally."

Garf:

"Oh yeah no very functional time travel!"

Brush:

"you only hear what you want to hear, huh"

Snek:

"Still Ratioed in Mesopotamia"

Brush:

"dr order you die miserable and alone"

Dubs:

"You did get ratio'd in ancient mesopotamia that did happen"

Moss:

"Order who is your most loyal creation?"

Garf:

"Sorry did I say 'functional' without putting the word 'not' in front of it? my bad"

Moss:

"Like who do you think cant physically defect from you"

Moss:

"I will willingly tell you what happens to them"

Snek:

"Guysss my white woman tolerance level is low we need someone new. Before I funny ball her ass into the age of dinosaurs"

Brush:

"PRISM"

Bubbly:

"ah."

Dubs:

"I do have one question for you actually! Have you (this instance of you) figured out time travel yet? If you HAVE, now's probably the time! Who knows how that'd influence a dream world! I think that's good for research!"

Greenshi:

"Oh hey"

Moss:

"ive never been happier to see prim"

Snek:

"Finally."

Garf:

It happens

Bubbly:

no worries

Brush:

it happens!

Dubs:

You handled it pretty gracefully! But again, art's secondary to your mental state.

Garf:

And it’s good to be self aware about that stuff

Insider2000:

No problem at all.

Dubs:

If you ever wanna just bow out say it directly, meta stuff is a lil dangerous so being clear is VERY important

Garf:

Anyway please go to sleep Ryan, and if you feel like you don’t wanna do it for a couple days or whatever, please don’t force yourself to

Garf:

Your mental health first

Dubs:

you don't gotta make a canon reason just say "actually i'm probably not alright with this right now" and everyone here'll understand

mums:

Genfour is the Most 3 stockable character

Aubz:

or the new Dan?

UnofficiallyJam:

I want to show to this statement to someone who has never heard of kerfuffle in their life and see their response.

Brush:

google looking up fun cartoon episodes online free

Mako:

We already know he's watching MLP

Epicsuperbat:

Dani and Crimson forgot about their kiss

Wonder:

yeah, well prism should remember this

Epicsuperbat:

She still has the black eye

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Greenshi:

"hello?"

Mako:

"Hello!"

Wonder:

"yo, who's this?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Don’t need a license to drive a sandwich”

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Mako:

"Nice to meet you!"

J0rt:

"h-hewwo?"

Janet:

"hi!"

Mako:

"Who is this?"

Aubz:

“Hi!!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello we are voices”

Greenshi:

"Your name. Hand it over"

Janet:

"not just any voices! discord voices!"

Brush:

"give me your full username and password"

Wonder:

"OH"

Brush:

"OH"

Mako:

"BLASP"

J0rt:

"AAAAAAYYYYY"

Wonder:

"HEY"

Janet:

"we're howling at the moon!"

Brush:

"BLASP"

Greenshi:

"BLASP!!!!!"

Mako:

"HI!!!"

chirp:

"BLUE!!!!"

Janet:

"blasp we love you!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“BLASP BLASP BLASP”

J0rt:

"ELECTRIC BLUE IN THE HOUSE"

Etharia:

“OH HI EBR”

Brush:

"blasp do you have a social security number"

Aubz:

“BLASP!!”

Aubz:

“Can you sneeze”

Brush:

"would you like one"

Aubz:

“It’s important”

Mako:

"HI BLASP WE LOVE YOU PLANTONICALLY"

J0rt:

"good question"

Janet:

"like 'green'"

Epicsuperbat:

“No idea”

J0rt:

"green is, in fact, the funniest number"

Prince:

"Blasp :)"

Janet:

"what about blue?"

Mako:

"thoughts on Kiwi then?"

J0rt:

"how did you get this nelson by the way?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Blue”

Raven:

"Hi Blasp!"

Greenshi:

"Dont be mean to me blasp :("

Brush:

"ah, Her."

Janet:

"(the voice who said that has green in their name)"

Mako:

"Hee ho"

Prince:

"...Her."

Etharia:

“Blasp I’ve gotta ask. We’ve been fans of the CPU kerfuffle tournament for a while and one thing has been on our minds. Where exactly did you come from?”

Brush:

"was she perchance asking questions and poking"

Wonder:

"yeah, don't worry about her, she's a bitch"

Aubz:

“So you don’t know her…”

Janet:

"red lady or colourful lady?"

Raven:

"I'm gonna be real dude, you dodged a bullet that lady is bad news"

Epicsuperbat:

“Do you have a parent?”

Greenshi:

"Fair, fair. Anyway I'd reccomend kicking that red lady in the face next chance you get"

Brush:

"what's a parent"

Janet:

"ah we know that one, she really does like to talk about boring stuff heh"

Mako:

"Truer words have never been spoken"

Epicsuperbat:

“No thoughts head empty kinda guy aren’t ya”

Mako:

"aren't we all?"

Raven:

"God I wish that were me"

Epicsuperbat:

“Like blue”

Mako:

"Nice"

Janet:

"there's a lot of cool folks round here she hurt, so next time the red lady bores you feel free to just leave or throw something at her, she is owed no respect"

Greenshi:

"Hell yeah dude"

UnofficiallyJam:

“Awesome.”

Brush:

"sloshing about in there"

Brush:

"blasp do you have a skull"

Mako:

"Instead of the brain there is blue"

Brush:

"do you have bones"

Wonder:

"maybe don't throw us. if you do and hit her, catch us"

Epicsuperbat:

“Do not throw us at her though”

Mako:

"Oh dear"

Brush:

"uh oh"

Janet:

"be careful, the green lady who looks similar is very nice and might give you tasty snacks!"

Mako:

"Be careful!"

Greenshi:

"Please name all, if any, organs you have"

Epicsuperbat:

“Don’t break your bones!”

Greenshi:

"And dont break your bones pls"

Janet:

"ah, Science"

Mako:

"Boneless Blasp"

Brush:

"boneless blasp"

Wonder:

"did you hear any cracking?"

Raven:

"he's built Different"

Brush:

"blasp how many elbows do you have"

Aubz:

“Maybe you have bones only sometimes! Or maybe your bone count is undefined!”

Janet:

"how many flips can you do in one jump?"

Mako:

"oh."

Brush:

"blasp did you fling yourself at a wall"

Brush:

"there are other ways to check"

Janet:

"how gooped is the wall"

Janet:

"heck yeah"

Brush:

"preddy goopy!!"

mums:

"WEAIT BLASP"

mums:

"BLASP HI"

mums:

"HI EBR!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I hear Winston Overwatch likes bones maybe he can tell if you have any”

Raven:

"are you able to shower and stuff or would you dissolve"

Aubz:

“Have you had an x-ray?”

Wonder:

"yeah, the gorilla"

mums:

"I've been really excited to talk to you! You did great against Duck Duck!"

Greenshi:

"He can for sure tell you if you have ankles."

Janet:

"what about a blue ray?"

J0rt:

"Larry's also a science dude, you can ask him some stuff!"

Mako:

"a Panasonic Blu-ray, even"

Janet:

":rat:"

Aubz:

“Christmas in July”

Epicsuperbat:

“HHGregg”

Brush:

"how badly did florida man lose"

Mako:

"Hey Blasp do you like rats?"

Raven:

"CRAAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN--"

Janet:

"would you consider yourself a hedgehog? if so we're kindred, this thing is a ceramic hedgehog named nelson!"

mums:

"Was Announcing for the Blue Tourney fun EBR? I'm glad you got to be involved in it."

mums:

"That's darn right."

Aubz:

“Hell yeah blue!!”

Janet:

"heck yeaaaah"

Mako:

"Blasp thoughts on Rats, this is very important"

Brush:

"blasp do you live in a blue world?"

Janet:

"have you ever seen a grunk pit"

Mako:

":rat:"

Epicsuperbat:

“Blasp have you ever met sonic the hedgehog? I know he exists in your universe and he is also Blue”

Aubz:

“Some even say you look similar”

Aubz:

“Personally I don’t see it”

mums:

"Been hangin' with Yung Papaya lately?"

Brush:

"not every blue hedgehog knows each other"

Brush:

"blasp have you met jimbo"

Janet:

"have you tried high fiving larry maybe something goopy would happen"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sonic is famous though, Larry knows of him”

mums:

"Blasp doesn't even know what Death is."

Mako:

"has other types of goop been shloomped into you?"

Mako:

"Understandable"

Epicsuperbat:

“Corn Corn Corn!”

Mako:

"Anyways 🌽"

mums:

"Oh really? I'm kind of surprised about that. Any reason why?"

Brush:

"blasp have you ever had a single small black coffee with a single shot of blueberry flavor"

Janet:

"what if it makes you more blue?"

mums:

"That is a real worry. Understandable!"

Aubz:

“Yeah! More blue!”

Janet:

"🟦"

chirp:

"Im with blasp on this one. One bad gloop..........."

Brush:

"you should drink blue food coloring"

Epicsuperbat:

“Do you ever think?”

mums:

"SHE BETTER NOT BE"

Aubz:

“THANK YOU BLASP”

Epicsuperbat:

“KILL KILL MURDER BITE MAIM THE WHITE WOMAN”

Wonder:

"never change, blasp"

Mako:

"Chuck a slushie at her next time you see her"

mums:

"Y'know, that Cobalt guy is like. President of all blue things. Maybe you could talk to him about being even more blue."

Janet:

"we don't like prism, she's mean :c"

Mako:

"Or perhaps a blue raspberry flavored car battery, if such a thing exists"

Janet:

"she also tries to change people from their true selves!"

Wonder:

"blue raspberry is naturally charged with energy"

Aubz:

“She has the power to make you not blue!!!!! She’s mean”

Epicsuperbat:

“Prism would probably try to make you a rainbow”

mums:

"I SEE."

Raven:

"What if you put blue food coloring in everything you eat so it doesn't make you less blue?"

Insider2000:

“We do know.”

Janet:

"i think cobalt's a blue, can you absorb some of his blue?"

Insider2000:

“Honestly, stay away from Prism in general. Let Cobalt or Dani take care of her.”

Brush:

"you need to incorporate cobalt into your mass"

Janet:

"Become Deity"

mums:

"By the way, do you think Yung Papaya has been acting kinda weird lately? You're his friend, right?"

Raven:

"hfdskjhfds guys no he's not Amalgam"

Janet:

"blue"

Wonder:

“Y’know, him being more…murdery?”

mums:

"He was acting kinda weird the last time he showed up, after you made him into Sour Spotify for a match. Talked about erasing people."

Janet:

"we see the tournaments and noticed some murderiness we hadn't seen before in his last appearance"

Raven:

"his weird snake dad tried to get him to kill people"

Mako:

"He tried to like absorb the soul of Gordo's Revenge"

mums:

"Ohoho?"

Aubz:

“Oh?”

Insider2000:

“Larry might be able to. Floridians typically can.”

Epicsuperbat:

“I wish I was a snake”

Janet:

"have you tried hissing and sticking out your tongue to detect heat"

Janet:

"seeya blasp!"

Mako:

"Bye!!"

Brush:

"crystal pepsi...."

Wonder:

“Crystal Pepsi…?”

Insider2000:

“Later!”

Janet:

"you rule!"

mums:

"wh. Who. Are we crystal pepsi?"

Janet:

… wait, is ceramic crystalline?

Raven:

Painguin's personality is Pain

Greenshi:

"hi ho"

Brush:

"hewwoooo"

Mako:

"Hee ho!"

Raven:

"NELSON DENIED"

Janet:

"nelson"

J0rt:

"h-hewwo?"

Greenshi:

"hi ho again"

mums:

"Are you the person Blasp handed us to?"

Aubz:

“Hi!!!”

Brush:

"oh boy"

Mako:

"a"

mums:

"INTERNET EXPLORER?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh”

Greenshi:

"INEX MY LOVE"

J0rt:

"INTERNET EXPLORER????"

Janet:

"beep boop beep"

Aubz:

“INTERNET EXPLORER?”

Brush:

"beep beep beep"

Raven:

"oh my god it's Internet Explorer, the foundation of my childhood"

Epicsuperbat:

“Beep boop”

Greenshi:

"MY BEAUTIFUL GRANDPARENT"

Janet:

"bip bip boop beep bip"

mums:

"god of Course blasp is friends with Inex"

Brush:

"beep boop beep boop boop"

chirp:

"hi inex!"

Greenshi:

"whirrrrrrrrrrrr"

Janet:

"baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap"

Mako:

"the one that goes beep boop bop beep bo beep bo"

Aubz:

“Does Inex speak snake?”

Epicsuperbat:

“Bwoooop”

Wonder:

“I dunno”

Janet:

"let's try it"

Brush:

"🐍"

mums:

"We gotta give them some time they areee. They are gonna be a bit."

Janet:

"hissss slither 🐍 hisss"

Aubz:

“You can do it bud”

Greenshi:

"theyre almost here"

mums:

"Yeah I'm not positive they can even hear us yet"

Brush:

"i believe in you!"

Aubz:

“Take your time”

Greenshi:

"theyre comin"

Raven:

"Did Internet Explorer even have text to speech or are we going full AIM"

UnofficiallyJam:

“It is okay take your time”

Janet:

"mmmmmmMMMMMMM**MMMMMMM**"

Garf:

“You got this!”

Greenshi:

"they are running so so fast"

mums:

"Yay!"

Brush:

"YEAHHH"

Greenshi:

"YO!"

Aubz:

“Hi!”

Janet:

"yaaaaaaay"

Bubbly:

"hi!!!!"

Mako:

"Hello"

Epicsuperbat:

“YAY”

Janet:

"did you hear any of that"

Wonder:

“Hi”

Mako:

"`WELCOME!`"

mums:

"We got mail!"

Janet:

"ooh mail!"

Brush:

"OH BOY WHO FROM"

Greenshi:

"mail!"

Wonder:

“Oh Jesus Christ…”

Aubz:

“Can we check the mail?”

Mako:

"We just got a letter!"

Greenshi:

"we just got a letter, we just got a letter"

Brush:

"oh god"

Bubbly:

"OH GEEZ"

Mako:

"A"

Wonder:

“JESUS CHRIST.”

Greenshi:

"oh jesus christ"

mums:

"dear god our inbox is full"

Janet:

"[read mail]"

Epicsuperbat:

“HOW DID YOU GET MY EMAIL ADRESS???”

Aubz:

“Holy shit dude”

Etharia:

“OH SHIT”

Raven:

"(starts singing the Blue's Clues Mail Time song)"

UnofficiallyJam:

“That is a lot of mail.”

Wonder:

“NO WONDER HE’S SLOW”

Aubz:

“You have a few more emails than I do”

Mako:

"`MARK ALL AS READ`"

mums:

"open most recent sent email"

Brush:

"please clear your inbox"

Janet:

"reply all"

Etharia:

“>mark all as read”

Epicsuperbat:

“Erase all”

Janet:

"beep"

Raven:

"To be fair I've p much abandoned my childhood AOL account so that's accurate for inbox count"

Brush:

"MMMM"

Aubz:

“YOU”

Wonder:

“Ugh, delete”

Bubbly:

"HEY."

Epicsuperbat:

“NO”

Greenshi:

"prism please"

Raven:

"DELETE AND BLOCK"

Aubz:

“YESSSSS”

Epicsuperbat:

“woooo!”

Aubz:

“GET OWNED”

Greenshi:

"thanks inex <3"

mums:

"Search inbox for: Snakes"

Brush:

"YEAHHH"

Garf:

“POG”

Mako:

"This is... This is... This is..."

Aubz:

“GET OWNED. TURN INTO A CORN COB”

Prince:

"BLOCK THIS OVERHEAD let's GO"

Epicsuperbat:

“Good job!”

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah"

Mako:

"This is booooooorrrring"

Wonder:

“Huh.”

mums:

"OPEN SNAKES"

Brush:

"huh!"

Janet:

"open snail (snake mail)"

Greenshi:

"open snakes please"

Aubz:

“Snake Mail Pog”

Epicsuperbat:

“Snakes!”

Wonder:

“I never thought I’d say this, but thanks Internet Explorer”

Brush:

"YEAHHH"

Bubbly:

"THEYRE SNAKES"

Wonder:

“Who the fuck is Snakes???”

Janet:

"they're snakes!"

Brush:

"SNAKES"

Mako:

"they sure are!"

Greenshi:

"wow, papya's dad got email"

Epicsuperbat:

“They’re snakes!”

Etharia:

"OPEN EMAIL"

Garf:

“🐍”

Janet:

"what's the email content?"

mums:

"Search inbox: Spectrum"

Aubz:

“Ssssssss”

Epicsuperbat:

“🐍”

UnofficiallyJam:

“🐍”

Raven:

"Reply to email"

Mako:

"Ssssssssssus"

Garf:

“Search Inbox: Snek Art”

mums:

"OH NO"

Brush:

"YEAHHHH"

Aubz:

“OH NO!”

Bubbly:

"AH."

Mako:

"Oh dear!"

Greenshi:

"oh no!"

Wonder:

“oh no”

Etharia:

"OH SHIT"

Aubz:

“Do we have to forward this mes- okay”

Epicsuperbat:

“SNAKE”

mums:

"WE'VE BEEN FUCKING SNAKED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL."

Brush:

"well go on"

Janet:

"snaaaake it's a snaaaake oh noooo it's a snaaaaake"

Greenshi:

"foward to ten friends"

Raven:

"forward to Prism and Doctor Order 5 times each"

Garf:

“OH SHIT UHHHHH”

Brush:

"spread the snakes"

Epicsuperbat:

“Forward”

Etharia:

"FORWARD TO: beautifultechnicolor@cpukerfuffle.com"

mums:

"thats only 2 friends. we need 8 more"

Janet:

"forward to cobalt"

mums:

"the snakes will Know"

Wonder:

“Uhh, what’s Dani’s email address?”

Mako:

"forward to Mozilla"

Janet:

"dani@dani.dani"

Etharia:

"Forward to: MilesEdgeworth@PublicProsecutor'sOffice.gov"

Brush:

"GET HIM

Wonder:

"Lol get snakes nerd"

Mako:

WHY THEY LOOK LIKE ROBBED BLOCKS

Brush:

also confirmed confirmed he thinks he isn't dead yet

Brush:

is swoku here

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Bubbly:

"oh!! hello!!"

Wonder:

"hey, who's this?"

Greenshi:

"Hiyo"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

Janet:

"light pit!"

Brush:

"gay"

Mako:

"who are you?"

Aubz:

“Hi!”

Bubbly:

"gay"

Brush:

"light pit is HERE"

Aubz:

“Who’s this?”

Raven:

"Someone save Light Pit oh god"

J0rt:

"whomstve"

Brush:

"but probably not who we're talking to"

Greenshi:

"You tell us bud"

Aubz:

“We’re the audience!”

Janet:

"im a chao"

Mako:

"What's your name?"

Greenshi:

"Name and occupation."

Brush:

"social security number"

Wonder:

"your next line is who are you people?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay gay homosexual gay”

Aubz:

“Yeah!!”

Bubbly:

"were discord jacks friends!"

Janet:

"we watch tournaments"

Janet:

"except we read this one, for reasons"

Janet:

"our buddy!"

Raven:

"uh"

Aubz:

“Who the hell’s YOU?”

Brush:

"not everyone has met him"

Greenshi:

"Aw jeez ur old aintcha"

Mako:

"Are you a spiraltier?"

J0rt:

"who are we speaking to?"

Mako:

"Yep"

Aubz:

“Oh.”

Greenshi:

"Ye"

J0rt:

"oh. yeah"

Brush:

"she's dead!"

Aubz:

“Yeah.”

Epicsuperbat:

“Yes”

Wonder:

"...is this florida man?"

Janet:

"yeah"

Brush:

"home?"

J0rt:

"is this Home?"

Mako:

"Don't worry, she got sent to eeby deeby"

Aubz:

“You got rid of her tho!”

chirp:

"Which bullshit. She did so much bullshit."

Aubz:

“Probably you!”

Raven:

"Yeah she gets fuckin clowned on lmaoooo"

Janet:

"yeah!!"

Brush:

"it WORKS"

J0rt:

"yeah!!!!"

Bubbly:

"it does!!!"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Janet:

"it was so cool"

Epicsuperbat:

“IT WORKS”

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHHH"

chirp:

"It DOES"

Greenshi:

"Hooooooome :nelsob: "

Bubbly:

"YOU GET SUCH A FUNNY KILL"

Raven:

"YEAH!!!"

Aubz:

“Home!!!!”

Mako:

"WHITE WOMAN DOWN"

Janet:

"you clowned on her so hard"

AV:

“Yeah! And you get to see J0hn again.”

Mako:

"⚽11:37 PM

Aubz:

“I could imagine.”

Wonder:

"it's 7 years, we can sorta imagine"

J0rt:

"have you seen J0hn during this dream by the way?"

AV:

“You wanna know how she gets defeated? Its so funny”

Greenshi:

"Everything works out bud. It's all worth it, promise <3"

Epicsuperbat:

“YOU KICK HER ASS INTO EEBY DEBY”

Raven:

"Have you seen YOU during this dream?"

Janet:

"how many yous have you seen"

Aubz:

“It all works out!!”

Mako:

"Your like here thrice"

J0rt:

"Oh yeah there's like three of you at the moment huh"

Janet:

"we have Theories"

Brush:

"it goes just fine and it's SO FUNNY"

Mako:

"Perhaps more"

Mako:

"Imagine"

Brush:

"bro it works and the end is hilarious"

Aubz:

“Yeah! You survive and keep goin after!!”

Aubz:

“Be prepared for spirit sickness but you’ll recover!”

Raven:

"Yeah you're uh in a weird dream dimension. Don't worry, it's not an Order thing"

Brush:

"bro"

Bubbly:

"augh."

Brush:

"bro you can't just say that :nelsob:"

Epicsuperbat:

“You should talk to J0hn”

Prince:

"bro you can't just"

Greenshi:

"You survive!! No one dies, cept order"

Aubz:

“Oh.”

Aubz:

“Well.”

Aubz:

“Technically.”

Raven:

"you survive and reunite with J0hn and get to be gay in your own lab together! With Zapmouse!"

Janet:

"and even she dies of old age"

Brush:

"and sephiroth!"

Aubz:

“There was that ONE time…”

Aubz:

“But you get better!”

J0rt:

"oh yeah you did technically die already huh"

Raven:

"big oof"

Aubz:

“Okay so that HAS happened. So you’re towards the end of the 7 years, huh?”

Bubbly:

"but you got better!"

Brush:

"the spirit doesn't get you tho!"

Greenshi:

":nelsob: "

Aubz:

“Yeah!”

Epicsuperbat:

“You should go talk to J0hn”

Greenshi:

"He totally juta kicked kanye's ass lol"

Aubz:

“You should say hello to him, he won’t remember in the morning so everything’s gonna be okay!”

Brush:

"he is"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Bubbly:

"he is"

Greenshi:

"Adorable"

Raven:

"Yeah, we imagine having three of you around is uh a little overwhelming for him. Also yes he is very handsome"

Janet:

"j0hn's great"

Brush:

"announcer voice GAY"

Aubz:

“Yeah!”

Bubbly:

"yep"

Epicsuperbat:

“I’m pretty sure he’s also from our time era so you can go tell him yourself”

J0rt:

"this is technically a consequenceless dreamscape, so you could absolutely talk to him if you wanted"

Raven:

"Yup! So enjoy yourself!"

Aubz:

“I think!”

Wonder:

"yeah"

J0rt:

"i assume so!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Pretty sure”

Janet:

"hey btw, this is a dream world run by someone named prism, who turned out to be an evil manipulator - since there's no consequences here, i wonder if you could just use your incredibly strong spirit for whatever you want?"

Greenshi:

"Go say hi!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOhn gets to have 3 boyfriends tonight”

Brush:

"give him MORE BOYFRIEND"

Aubz:

“Fair!”

Wonder:

"you'll be fine, dude"

Wonder:

"you have, huh...?"

Aubz:

“Yeah she’s like…. Super evil n shit”

Greenshi:

"No consequences, no memories, go hug your boyf gdi!!"

Raven:

"Yeahhhh she's playing godmod but in real life"

Epicsuperbat:

“As if you don’t dream about him constantly already”

Janet:

"noooo light pit lost to prism"

Mako:

"YO HOME DO YOU GOT A CAR BATTERY"

Wonder:

"yeah, she sucks ass"

Bubbly:

"we dont like prism."

Janet:

"we have strong appreciation for light pit here"

Aubz:

“Prism sucks.”

Brush:

"love that little guy"

Raven:

"Oh thank goodness she didn't disintegrate him like she did Crimson"

J0rt:

"WAIT HOME WHILE WE HAVE YOU HERE. DO YOU KNOW WHO MY GRUNK WAS BEFORE DR. ORDER REANIMATED THEM"

J0rt:

"THIS IS IMPORTANT"

Wonder:

"...iggy knew too, huh?"

J0rt:

"makes sense"

Brush:

"that tracks"

Epicsuperbat:

“Of course Iggy knew”

Mako:

"hey do you know the body of My Grunk?"

Mako:

"Like who he was before reanimation?"

Janet:

"he's not gonna be able to tell us even if he does know"

Brush:

"HA"

Bubbly:

"HAH"

Aubz:

“OH SHIT”

Brush:

"but OOF ALSO"

Wonder:

"UH."

J0rt:

"OH SHIT"

Bubbly:

"OK."

Mako:

"HA"

Raven:

"AUGH"

Wonder:

"HUH."

Greenshi:

"Never thought I'd see the day... damn"

Janet:

"that was prism there btw"

Brush:

"CANON EXCEPT FOR HOW IT ISN'T"

Epicsuperbat:

“HUH”

Raven:

"HE WAS A CHILD"

Janet:

"the i can't confirm or deny bit, that is"

Janet:

"she takes over words"

Mako:

"Schrodinger's Grunk Pit"

Greenshi:

"Also yeah hi Prism fuck off prism"

Brush:

"anyway when you say you were There"

Prince:

"I was there when it happened and everything..."

Wonder:

"actually, this god talk is reminding me"

Raven:

"I'm gonna be real he's canon enough for me, in my heart. Rest in peace, funky little angel dude"

Brush:

"yeah we know :3c"

Wonder:

"what was it like travelling through time? did you...see anything weird?"

Brush:

"yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yea”

Janet:

"it has meaning to us!"

Bubbly:

"yeahhh.."

Greenshi:

"Pretty much"

Brush:

"we already knew it was as canon as it could be"

Wonder:

"i mean, it has emotional meaning sometimes"

Brush:

"but it's nice to hear inside the story!"

Greenshi:

"But well remember! Itll be semi-canon, if that's any solace"

Raven:

"Yeah but that means you can chill for a moment for once"

Aubz:

“Yeah!”

Mako:

"World of no consequence!"

Brush:

"and it's EXTREMELY neat to hear that you were there"

Janet:

"also last time this happened, trainer of justice, some cool genderfluid guy you haven't met yet, punched prism in the face"

Greenshi:

"Go crazy go stupid"

Raven:

"Yeah! Have some food, a refreshing drink, relax, curse out your boss, do whatever!"

Brush:

"guess she was showng off?"

Aubz:

“Were you around for some of Doctor Order’s other experiments?”

Brush:

"couldn't even do it alone"

Brush:

"loser"

Bubbly:

"ah."

Brush:

"ough"

Aubz:

“Shit. That must have been rough.”

J0rt:

"ah."

Wonder:

"sorry, bud"

Raven:

"...do you wanna go see Therapuppy? Or maybe Folk?"

Greenshi:

"jeez dude, I'm sorry"

Janet:

"you could go beat up dr order if you wanted"

Epicsuperbat:

“You should go kiss J0hn”

Janet:

"she's here somewhere"

Janet:

"and there's no time loop to complete here"

Brush:

"kick her ass!"

Epicsuperbat:

“!throwacarbatteryatorder”

Janet:

"or you could have a chat with au dr order who's actually nice and helps people and wears green"

Janet:

"she's called susan and she's great"

Brush:

"YEAH susan"

Epicsuperbat:

“Susan my belusan”

Wonder:

"barry"

J0rt:

"Barry..."

Janet:

"yeah him"

Bubbly:

“Oh yeah.”

Janet:

"barry's fun"

Aubz:

“Yeah.”

Mako:

"He's not at all related to you"

Wonder:

"did she have potatoes with her?"

J0rt:

"his name is in fact Barry"

Aubz:

“He’s not you though!!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh yeah, huh”

Greenshi:

"Uh. Dont worry bout that"

Janet:

"he won a match against dani in the last dream"

Epicsuperbat:

“He’s incredibly powerful”

Raven:

"Ohh god you didn't know about Barry when you made Home MD did you"

Mako:

"he is just a Guy that the multiverse decided to name similar to you to deliver psychic damage"

AV:

“Hey larry (or home, whichever you’d prefer rn), did you ever know doctor order in college?”

Mako:

"Don't even get us started on Jerry"

Janet:

"he's college au"

Epicsuperbat:

“He’s a wifeguy”

Brush:

"👏 jerry"

Aubz:

“Oh!”

Wonder:

"call that a meetcute /j"

Brush:

"H"

Aubz:

“How insufferable was she? On a scale of 1-10.”

Janet:

"in the alternate world, she wasn't terrible, you were very different in many ways, and you two hit it off"

Epicsuperbat:

“No”

Janet:

"barry is no florida man"

Janet:

"but he is a good man"

Mako:

"Barry is not connected to Larry"

Raven:

"Oh lordy this is so much psychic damage"

Aubz:

“That bad? Tracks.”

Brush:

"yet."

Bubbly:

“Yet.”

Janet:

"also he inherited your affinity for annoying the local evil white women"

AV:

“Barry knocked dantionette into losers”

Raven:

"Oh and head's up, he and Susan both know about Order"

Brush:

"oh she's order but good"

J0rt:

"She's Doctor Order from another timeline/dimension!"

Aubz:

“She’s alternate universe Dorder.”

Wonder:

"she's order from another timeline"

Aubz:

“I think the timeline was created when Dorder was sent back.”

Janet:

"dr order from an alternate timeline where she wasn't evil"

Epicsuperbat:

“She’s from a different timeline but also universe”

Wonder:

"god, wouldn't that be wild"

Brush:

"she's order from the dimension evil order got banished to"

Janet:

"she travelled here in a timeship"

Raven:

"A timeline that went ever so slightly different enough for her to be wildly different"

Brush:

"not as different as she could be!"

Janet:

"she also saved us from kanye west"

Mako:

"Order tried contacting her to rescue her from like 800 B.C. but she was like '? No?'"

Wonder:

"it also caused a leap in tech compared to this timeline"

Raven:

"But SPEAKING of people who got Care Bear Stared have you heard about Prismatic Shadow"

Epicsuperbat:

“She cares about Google so I love her”

Brush:

"friends with google"

AV:

“After you defeated her, Order got sent back in time thousands of years into susan’s timeline. Susan found a letter from her and reacted the same way anyone else does to order, and hates her too”

Raven:

"FUCK YEAH"

Mako:

"Truly"

Janet:

"oh btw: 🐍"

Aubz:

“I could imagine.”

Wonder:

"yeah"

Brush:

"get snaked lmao"

Bubbly:

"GET SNAKED"

Janet:

"wow im so sorry for that timing"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah. Anyway !givej0hnakiss”

Mako:

"Ah yes, the Snake Vaccine"

J0rt:

"thank god"

Aubz:

“Do that!!!”

Bubbly:

"you could"

Epicsuperbat:

“YEAH GO KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND!”

J0rt:

"no consequences!!"

Raven:

"Yeah! I think he'd be happy, he's going through some stuff rn in the Waking World"

Mako:

"!dipj0hnlowandkisshimsosweetlyinthemoonlight"

Janet:

"there is no power in this world that could stop you"

Greenshi:

"YESSSSS"

Brush:

"KISS HIM"

Epicsuperbat:

“3 BOYFRIENDS FOR J0HN”

Wonder:

"pretty sure"

Aubz:

“Don’t worry, he’s chill with it!”

Raven:

"Yeah!"

Janet:

"we don't know? but probably"

Brush:

"i mean we haven't talked to him yet"

Bubbly:

"most likely"

Greenshi:

"As far as we know"

Janet:

"future larry's here so"

J0rt:

"we don't TECHNICALLY know"

Mako:

"GO GET YOUR MANS"

Bubbly:

HES GOT A SWORD

Bubbly:

GASP

Brush:

WE ALL GET SWORDS

Greenshi:

AAAAAAAAAAA

Mako:

🗡️

Prince:

:dager:

Epicsuperbat:

⚔️

Mako:

⚔️

Bubbly:

⚔️

Raven:

⚔️

Prince:

⚔️

Aubz:

⚔️

Greenshi:

⚔️

Janet:

🔪

Garf:

I just finished back reading

Garf:

Y'all gay people are real

Garf:

And that's pog as shit

Brush:

you nailed it

Brush:

but god

Brush:

✍️ cpuk palutena........ has someone.... to get......... divorced from.............

Insider2000:

“Ahoy ahoy?”

Garf:

"Oh shish oh fuf"

Aubz:

“Hi who’s this?”

chirp:

"Heya!"

Bubbly:

"oh??? hello???"

AV:

“Hi! Who is this?”

Insider2000:

“Yes.”

Garf:

"Hi!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

J0rt:

"h-hewwo?"

Etharia:

“Pretty much. Who are we talking to?”

Bubbly:

"were discord jacks friends!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay gay homosexual gay”

Aubz:

“J0HN!!!”

Bubbly:

"J0HN!!!"

Greenshi:

"Hi j0hn!!"

Aubz:

“Hi!!!!!”

J0rt:

"oh hi j0hn!!!!!!"

Brush:

"j0hn!"

Insider2000:

“Oh, hiya, J0hn!”

chirp:

"Hiya j0hn!"

Epicsuperbat:

“DID YOU KISS YOUR 3 BOYFRIENDS??”

Aubz:

“We love you lots”

Garf:

"Hi J0hn!"

AV:

“Oh, so you were hanging out with Larry?”

Bubbly:

"oh god is Home ok?"

J0rt:

"ah gotcha gotcha"

Aubz:

“Oh?”

Epicsuperbat:

“That sucks”

Brush:

"hasn't met you yet!!"

AV:

“So Home couldnt shift back rn?”

Brush:

"that florida man is from WAY longer ago"

Epicsuperbat:

“I mean 2 boyfriends is still cool”

Etharia:

“Oh hey j0hn. I’m gonna assume you don’t remember anything from the last time we had this bullshit dream stuff.”

J0rt:

"oh yeah!! we got to talk to you a bunch during last dream tournament"

J0rt:

"just know that if someone starts talking in italics with smiley faces then they're being controlled by prism"

AV:

“Fair.”

Aubz:

“Right. We’ll have to give you some advice about Prism, since you’re fighting next.”

Aubz:

“Yeah!”

Brush:

"dream stuff, y'know how it is"

Brush:

"YEAH"

J0rt:

"YO"

Brush:

"THEY DID"

Aubz:

“YOU REMEMBER?!??”

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOO”

Etharia:

“EYYYYYY”

Bubbly:

"YEAH"

J0rt:

"WAIT DO YOU REMEMBER"

AV:

“YOU REMEMBER??”

Brush:

"they TOTALLY kissed"

AV:

“HOW?”

Garf:

"LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Etharia:

“HIGH FIVE EMOJI”

J0rt:

"OH???"

Epicsuperbat:

“Smart”

Insider2000:

“Is it possible that Peppermint or Dani remember?”

Bubbly:

"oohhh i see i see"

Aubz:

“NICE!!!”

Insider2000:

“Oh, reserves. Makes sense.”

Brush:

"nice nice nice nice"

Aubz:

“That is SO cool dude”

Epicsuperbat:

“I mean do we know if gods can remember them?”

Bubbly:

"yeah!!"

Aubz:

“Nice!!”

AV:

“Hope you’re saving the crimson/dani reveal for a good moment.”

J0rt:

"....have you mentioned the dani/crimson thing to larry"

Etharia:

“Oh god that would be so funny”

Aubz:

“OH!!!”

Bubbly:

"oh??"

Insider2000:

“I probably wouldn’t mention the Dani kiss to Dani or Larry. Or Peppermint.”

Etharia:

“…isn’t that basically just. Storing a backup? Like functionally that seems similar.”

Aubz:

“Interesting…”

J0rt:

"so crimsoinette was important enough to be remembered?"

AV:

“I mean, last time, the kiss thing set off some character development for pep. Technically.”

Epicsuperbat:

“Do you remember making out with Larry? Cause I’d think that’s important”

Bubbly:

"of course"

Epicsuperbat:

“Good”

J0rt:

"im not sure whether that was in response to crimsoinette or the larry thing but hell yeah"

Bubbly:

"why not both?"

Brush:

"only the most IMPORTANT information. dani.. and... crimson... kissed......"

Etharia:

“Makes sense. Ooh what if you added a connection between that backup NVRAM and your ‘am I dreaming’ calculation thing so that if you detect you’re dreaming you automatically remind yourself to check the NVRAM in the future. Is that a thing you can do.”

Aubz:

“Awww :)”

Epicsuperbat:

“Ough”

Etharia:

“😊”

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay /pos”

AV:

“Well, now you can again.”

chirp:

"do you recall cyberbullying prism. because she might. be a bit peeved. And shes your next opponent."

Brush:

"yeah!"

Aubz:

“Yeah!! She tried to take your win.”

Aubz:

“Yeah!!”

Epicsuperbat:

“I miss peppermint”

AV:

“Oh btw j0hn ur bf’s up next”

Epicsuperbat:

“Ew”

Aubz:

“Ew lol”

Epicsuperbat:

“I feel bad for Larry”

Etharia:

“I despise this stupid fucking piss dinosaur. This little yoshi bastard fills me with more rage than anything on this godforsaken rock. I had to write the fucking match description for this goddamn chimera of piss and yoshi between a demon made of CBT, and not Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. Every moment of my life that has been tainted by this piss monster's hands has been an adverse experience and I am sending this urine motherfucker my therapy bill. Burn in hell you stupid fucking dinosaur. Good riddance.”

Epicsuperbat:

“Thank you!”

Bubbly:

"LETS GO LARRY!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WILD GREMLIN”

Bubbly:

"yep!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah”

J0rt:

"yeah but it's a bit quiet!"

chirp:

"Mhm!"

J0rt:

"n3l50n"

J0rt:

"aaaaayyyyy"

Aubz:

“HAHAHAHA”

J0rt:

"i get it"

Bubbly:

"AWWW"

Etharia:

“LOVE WINS”

Epicsuperbat:

“AWWWW”

Aubz:

“WE DO”

Bubbly:

"LIVE NELSON REACTION"

Aubz:

“WE LOVE YOU GUYS”

Bubbly:

"YYEAAHHH LARRY!!!!"

J0rt:

"!livenelsonreaction"

J0rt:

"LET'S GO LARRY!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOO LARRY”

Etharia:

“DESTROY THIS PISS MOTJERFUCKER”

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh??”

Greenshi:

"?"

Epicsuperbat:

“?????”

Bubbly:

I love writing little things that i do into my own characters, its fun and free and the cops cant stop you

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOOO”

Garf:

“HELL YEAH!”

Aubz:

“HE DID IT!!!”

J0rt:

"LET'S GO LARRY!!!!!"

Bubbly:

"WOOOO!!!"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHH"

Greenshi:

"Let's goooooooo"

Insider2000:

“Larry, por favor…”

J0rt:

"HELL YEAH"

Bubbly:

"YEAHH"

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK YEAH”

Aubz:

“Kiss!!!”

Greenshi:

"Nice"

Brush:

"YEAH"

Garf:

“HELL YEAH!”

Insider2000:

It me, but every finger and thumb.

Raven:

DID YOU MAKE THOSE IN ADVANCE OR DID YOU JUST FIND THEM

Raven:

I don't have my glasses on and I couldn't figure out what the picture was of

Epicsuperbat:

Tbh I can’t tell either, and my eye sight is fine

Aubz:

I think it’s a little ladybug

Raven:

I thought it was a cartoon airplane whoops

[in reply to J0hn saying "I got two of em, but one of them hasn't met me yet, and that'd be super weird"]

chirp:

god. Still thinking about this. If he hasnt met j0hn, and they were dating for two years as of cpuk17, then this 'A Florida Man' is Pre-Kerfuffle Entirely. The tournaments Had Not Started Yet. i had not considered this as a possibility at all. and im very curious about it. not sure how to articulate it but it fascinates me

Greenshi:

"Hello hello"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Wish I had a girlfriend”

Moss:

"hell9"

Greenshi:

"To whom so we have the pleasure?"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Aubz:

“Hi!”

Moss:

"yeah"

Greenshi:

"?wha"

Raven:

"We sure are! Nice to meet someone self-aware!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello”

Moss:

"and what rituals?"

Moss:

"how do you know this"

Brush:

"IGGY MOMENCE"

Greenshi:

"Oh! Okay"

Aubz:

“Hi!!!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi god”

Bubbly:

"HAPPY IGGY FRIDAY"

Moss:

"OH HI!"

Aubz:

“OH YEAH IGGY FRIDAY!!!”

Raven:

"IGGY FRIDAY BABY"

chirp:

"Howdy, iggy! Happy friday!"

Mako:

"Happy Friday!"

J0rt:

":chongoFriday: :chongoFriday: :chongoFriday:"

Moss:

"HAPPY IGGY FRIDAY LETS GO"

Epicsuperbat:

“HAPPY IGGY FRIDAY”

Insider2000:

“Hiya, Iggy!”

Garf:

"Happy Iggy Friday! :iggy: "

Mako:

":iggy:"

J0rt:

":poggy: :poggy: :poggy:"

Epicsuperbat:

“He can emote he truly is a god”

Bubbly:

":chongoFriday: "

Etharia:

"I hate how the iggy emote is posed exactly right to be smoking a fat blunt"

Mako:

"Snas"

Prince:

"sasns"

Raven:

"holy shit Sans just extinction'd Sting /j"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sans reminding us of his true power”

Etharia:

"VIOLENCE"

J0rt:

"welllllll here's the thing"

Epicsuperbat:

“Welllllll”

J0rt:

"This is. kinda a dream. and Prism is involved"

Etharia:

"You know the normal meta bullshit? this is kind of a meta bullshit tirade in to further meta bullshit"

Epicsuperbat:

“!throwacarbatteryatprism”

J0rt:

"ohhh. yeah i have no idea we were with j0hn earlier"

Moss:

"!throwusatprism"

Etharia:

"Oh yeah that too."

Brush:

"just rolled away like a hedgehog"

Bubbly:

"it do be iggy friday tho"

J0rt:

"!throwacarbatteryatprism"

Aubz:

“If anyone can throw a car battery at Prism, it could be you!”

Raven:

"Fun fact in the previous dream she got a shiner from Trainer of Justice and a marker mustache from Discord Jack"

Epicsuperbat:

“!givejackakiss”

Etharia:

"And a black eye from TOJ. that's important"

Epicsuperbat:

“DONT LET HIM TAKE YOUR ANKLES”

Etharia:

"WINTON OVERT WATCH"

Moss:

"!Stealwinstonsankles"

Bubbly:

"good"

Raven:

"Yeah, he's an anomaly to nature itself"

Etharia:

"Yeah of course. Also I feel like there's some joke to be made here involving miitopia."

Insider2000:

“You and him could be buddies, honestly.”

Epicsuperbat:

“It’s illegal to be mean to the Red Kracken members”

Brush:

"naturally!"

Greenshi:

"miitopia <3"

Etharia:

"Yknow what yeah that makes sense"

Epicsuperbat:

“I don’t”

J0rt:

"ah so you remember your haircut"

Insider2000:

“I heard his relationship with Will Smith has gotten shaky.” /j

Epicsuperbat:

“Mostly because I wasn’t there”

Garf:

“wig”

Raven:

"Gotta love Miitopia"

Etharia:

"Iggy's shitty fucking haircut my beloved"

Moss:

"I finished miitopia recently it was fun"

Epicsuperbat:

“Ankle bit fucking hilarious”

Etharia:

ryan is iggy just acting as your self insert for this /lh

Epicsuperbat:

“Talk shit get hit”

Raven:

"GOOD"

Raven:

"Ableists get fuckin owned"

Moss:

"keep his wives name out your fucking mouth apperently"

Epicsuperbat:

“Shoulda hit him harder”

Etharia:

“All stand-up comedians deserve the fear of god”

Epicsuperbat:

“Been Gay”

Bubbly:

"we've been chilling"

Aubz:

“Good!!”

Etharia:

“Pretty good. I got the new borderlands spin-off game and it’s fun”

Greenshi:

"three larrys. what could be better"

Moss:

"good, i failed a test but it was for brave new world so it doesnt matter"

Raven:

"Kinda sleepy but good all things considered. Pet a neighbor's dog earlier."

Aubz:

“We don’t like her.”

Aubz:

“She got blocked tho”

Bubbly:

"we throw car batteries at her"

Raven:

"She tried to email us on AOL so we blocked her"

Mako:

"You want a car battery to chuck at her?"

Etharia:

“Also by the way get snaked 🐍”

Moss:

"enter car battery here"

Etharia:

“Respect it”

Epicsuperbat:

“It’s not getting better, but she’s been fucking with us less”

Aubz:

“HELL YEAH!”

Bubbly:

"YEAHH"

Moss:

"LETS GOOOOOO"

Epicsuperbat:

“HEAH”

Raven:

"Iggy you are the best god"

Raven:

"AH FUCK"

Mako:

" HA NICE"

Mako:

"BEGONE, WHITE WOMAN"

Brush:

"GET HER ASS"

Aubz:

“THERE SHE IS”

Etharia:

“🚗 🔋”

Aubz:

“I think”

Raven:

"...wait did she just lie"

Epicsuperbat:

“Why do you choose now to return?”

Moss:

"If we simply bully her hard enough"

Moss:

"eventually she will go away"

AV:

“Prism i know youre seeing this how do you feel about the nostalgia critic”

Etharia:

“Get snaked prism 🐍”

Epicsuperbat:

“Iggy are you immune to paradox’s?”

Moss:

"Iggy who do you think is the roaring knight in deltarune"

Epicsuperbat:

“What is 2 + 2 - 1 + 50 - 3 + 19?”

Aubz:

“Quite nice if you will”

Epicsuperbat:

“Even if you’re right I still hate you Prism”

Etharia:

“So we can throw grains of rice for her to count like a vampire”

Epicsuperbat:

“Prism + Carbattery”

Aubz:

“Make her count all the grains of sand in the desert”

Moss:

"Iggy who is your favorite undertale character"

Brush:

"prism how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood"

Brush:

"no"

Aubz:

“Good take”

Epicsuperbat:

“I feel like the feeling is not mutual”

Moss:

"Understandable"

Epicsuperbat:

“You know what I mean”

Aubz:

“I wonder who sans’s favorite cpuk character is then…”

Mako:

"Ask Crimson for the dimension where you're in Undertale"

Epicsuperbat:

“His boyfriend Nagito”

mums:

"I absolutely want to be sent to sans"

Epicsuperbat:

“All ankle”

Moss:

"42"

mums:

"bye!"

Aubz:

“Seeya iggs!”

J0rt:

"happy Iggy Friday!"

Brush:

jerry's purpose in life is to enact the "shoot them, they're the fake!" scenario as many times as possible

Dubs:

so uh

Dubs:

quick question

Dubs:

how do you know who won

Brush:

you have to ask her something only she would know

Prince:

you c[i am killed before i can reveal the magician's secret]

Brush:

you have to have folk come in and look her deep in the eyes. only he can tell

Prince:

I WAS GONNA SAY BEFORE I GOT EXECUTED

Epicsuperbat:

I honestly thought you had somehow modded your game or something

Mako:

What skin is it then?

Bubbly:

"OH"

Brush:

"AH"

Epicsuperbat:

“SANS”

Aubz:

“SAAAAAANS?!!!?!!??!”

Greenshi:

"hi"

AV:

“SAND”

Brush:

"skeleton jumpscare"

Greenshi:

"how goes it big guy"

Epicsuperbat:

“How does a skeleton dream?”

J0rt:

"HOLY SHIT SANS FROM UNDERTALE WITH THE NELSON???"

Aubz:

“Okay question. Who is your favorite cpuk character”

Bubbly:

"whats it like seeing kanye again?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Fair enough”

Raven:

"Holy moly I'm a huge fan dude. Also, pog that you're self-aware"

mums:

"Hi sans!!! hows Shantae doing?"

mums:

"AMAZING TASTE"

Greenshi:

"hell yeah hell yeah"

Aubz:

“Neat!! Thank you!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Sleepy bitches stay winning”

Dubs:

"Have you spoken to Susan at all? She's pretty fond of puns, I hear."

Greenshi:

"a h"

Bubbly:

"i see"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah same”

Mako:

"Oof"

Amper:

"Appropriate response"

mums:

"Have you spoken to the new Constants yet? Mark and Spaghebbi?"

Raven:

"Oof"

Amper:

"How's Papyrus doing?"

Mako:

"Joe Drift"

Epicsuperbat:

“Your brother is cooler than you”

Dubs:

"Sure do, pal. Sure do."

Dubs:

do these guys know that doctor order is like

Dubs:

around

Dubs:

i missed what i assume to be like a solid 3 hours so i'm behind

Mako:

"peace"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

Mako:

"Also get snaked 🐍"

Greenshi:

"ohHO?"

Bubbly:

"NOOOO"

Raven:

"Joke's on you my mom is ace!"

Aubz:

“Hi!!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Car battery”

Moss:

"hello?"

J0rt:

"h-hewwo?"

UnofficiallyJam:

“Hello.”

Brush:

"new nelson who this"

Raven:

"DR ORDER CONFIRMED STINKY"

Aubz:

“HI LARRY!!!”

Brush:

"haha yeah"

J0rt:

"dream nonsense"

Mako:

"Yea she's here"

Mako:

"World of no consequence"

Etharia:

“Hey Larry. It’s dream bullshit.”

Aubz:

“I don’t think she’s real”

Moss:

"Idk prism brought her or smth"

Aubz:

“If that helps”

Epicsuperbat:

“Dream, kill her if you want to, no consequences!”

Brush:

"think of her like a very physical ghost"

Aubz:

“This is a dream”

J0rt:

"oh yeah this is a dream, Prism's involved, it's all weird"

mums:

"She's still back in time, we promise. This isn't the real her."

Raven:

"Prism's got you all sleeping again. Remember the Crimson and Dani kiss prank?"

Aubz:

“Yeah yeah!”

Etharia:

“Yeah you’re dreaming. Try reading something I’ve heard that works well to tell if you’re dreaming or not”

Aubz:

“How does it feel to be around so many yous”

Mako:

"Talk to J0hn if you need help filling in some blanks"

Bubbly:

"understandable"

Mako:

"You both have done this before"

Aubz:

“Oh. Yeah. That’s totally valid.”

Raven:

"Understandable, take some deep breaths"

Brush:

"she's as egotistical as ever"

Aubz:

“ 🫂 “

J0rt:

"oh yeah j0hn remembers some parts of the last dream! including a very funny prank you pulled"

Aubz:

“She can’t do anything to you here.”

Epicsuperbat:

“You can kill her again if you’d like, could even have J0hn help out”

Brush:

"yeah the kiss :3 the very real kiss you witnessed and told everyone about"

Epicsuperbat:

“Also Dani and Crimson kissed last dream”

Moss:

"I would like to kill her again."

Moss:

"throw a nelson at her head"

Mako:

"Morph into a car battery and hit her"

Raven:

"This Order is just made using the memories of everyone who's dreaming right now. She's not Whole."

J0rt:

"we actually talked to order a bit earlier which was... uhhh......"

Moss:

"we rickrolled her"

Aubz:

“Yeah!!”

Aubz:

“We did!!!”

Moss:

"We attempted"

Moss:

"dont know how well it worked"

Etharia:

“She gave us to blasp so I assume so”

J0rt:

"im pretty sure we did"

Raven:

"Yeah but more importantly she knkws shit about Prism"

Aubz:

“If she comes back we can do it again! Any recommendations?”

J0rt:

"it's a little hard to tell over text"

Moss:

"She doesnt belive fully that her death is to a soccer ball"

Moss:

"which is funny"

Mako:

"BWDEK"

Brush:

"well no, she didn't DIE to the funny ball"

Epicsuperbat:

“Funny ball”

J0rt:

"NICE"

Mako:

"HA"

Moss:

"NICE"

Brush:

"get her ass"

Raven:

"LMAOOOOO"

Aubz:

“NICE!!!”

Brush:

"her weakness is BALL"

Moss:

"yeah exactly"

Epicsuperbat:

“Expected as much, Baby Fight Baby Win afterall”

Aubz:

“I guess so!”

Brush:

"sometime after chartreuse arrived!"

Etharia:

“Yeah considering she just got beaten by a ball yet again”

Raven:

"Seems so, because she knows of Prism"

Aubz:

“Oh. Hm.”

Brush:

"i sure hope not"

Etharia:

“I’d say like 4/9.”

Moss:

"a bit higher than normal but i dont like the possibility"

Brush:

"we've already come to terms with peppermint i don't think i could handle caring about order"

Epicsuperbat:

“Low, this isn’t canon and you already have Susan”

J0rt:

"about 'i really really hope not' percent"

Aubz:

“It’s easier to say ‘an enemy of my enemy is my friend’ when your enemy ISN’T a horrible, unethical, egomaniacal, mad scientist…”

mums:

"I think we could do it. And I think it would be worth it, considering she has info we can NOT get in the waking world."

Brush:

"on the other hand, she observably has some idea how to deal with prism"

Raven:

"Ugh. Unfortunately moderate to high. We need to know what she's got as far as possible anti-Prism measures. If you can get that without dealing with her it would be great, but..."

Epicsuperbat:

“What would she bring to the table bedsides just worse versions of what other people can do”

Etharia:

“Wait I just realized the golden opportunity. we can ask her what she made My Grunk out of.”

J0rt:

"oh??"

Aubz:

“Larry idea!!”

Brush:

"i mean we already know it was light pit"

Raven:

Also I feel like Dr. Order (and Prism) smelling like wet sand has implications but idk what

Brush:

"HYPE"

Aubz:

“Hi who’s this?”

J0rt:

"HELL YEAH MACHI"

J0rt:

"GET HER ASS"

Mako:

"Hello!"

Bubbly:

"GOT HER ASS"

Epicsuperbat:

“Funny ball”

Brush:

"j0hn!"

Aubz:

“J0hn!! Hi!!”

J0rt:

"hey j0hn!!!!!"

Mako:

"!! J0hn!"

Raven:

"Uh oh"

Brush:

"OHO"

Mako:

"Are we looking and perceiving?"

Etharia:

“OH!!!”

Brush:

"OHO"

Mako:

"OH?"

J0rt:

"oh god what's happening"

Etharia:

“WAIT IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS”

Raven:

"Oh shit are Home and Larry gonna T pose on Order"

J0rt:

"OHHHHH"

Greenshi:

"YESSSSS"

Bubbly:

"YESSSSSS"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOOO”

Greenshi:

"GET! HER! ASS!"

UnofficiallyJam:

“YEAH!”

Aubz:

“QUAD!!!!!!”

J0rt:

"GET HER ASS QUAD"

UnofficiallyJam:

“KILL!”

Raven:

"OH SHIT. QUAD HONEY REMEMBER YOUR THERAPY"

Mako:

"QUAD GET HER ASS"

Bubbly:

“GET THAT MAN SOME CLOSURE”

Etharia:

“KILL.”

Brush:

"GET HER ASS"

Epicsuperbat:

“KILL KILL MURDER KILL”

Aubz:

“GET HER ASS”

Aubz:

“YOOOO”

Mako:

"QUAD! K I L L"

UnofficiallyJam:

“GET HER FUCKING ASS!!”

Bubbly:

"YEEESSSSSSSS"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOO”

Mako:

"WOOO"

Etharia:

“KILL”

Raven:

"FUCK YEAH QUAD"

Mako:

COD I WISH THE AUDIO WORKED ON MY END

Epicsuperbat:

“QUAD”

Epicsuperbat:

“YES”

Aubz:

“GOODBYE!”

Aubz:

“TO MESOPOTAMIA”

Raven:

"GET EEBIED TO DEEBY!"

Bubbly:

"CATHARSIS"

Greenshi:

"FUCK YES QUAD"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOOOOO”

Bubbly:

"IM SO PROUD OF HIM"

Aubz:

“WE’RE PROUD OF YOU QUAD!!!”

Raven:

"IT'S WHAT HE DESERVES"

Brush:

"GET SNAKED LOSER"

Greenshi:

"GET FUCKING SNAKED"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHH"

Aubz:

“GREAT WORK!!!”

Mako:

"BEAUTIFUL"

J0rt:

"HELLLL YEAHHHHH"

Raven:

"That was amazing!!"

Greenshi:

"hell yeah hell yeah HELL YEAH"

Bubbly:

"ITS GREAT"

Aubz:

“You are truly amazing!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Incredible”

Etharia:

“Served as a good palette cleanser for the next match”

Bubbly:

"YEAH. LIKE. HELLO???"

J0rt:

"dorder worse than yanderedev confirmed"

Greenshi:

"kinda fucked! Super fucked!!"

Brush:

"god dr order's kinda fucked up huh"

Brush:

"dr order's fucked up robot experiments"

Aubz:

“YO WHAT”

Epicsuperbat:

“Dr Order Deconfirmed”

Etharia:

“Insert joke about balls and the contents of chalices here.”

Brush:

"that's worse you get how that's worse right"

Brush:

"good"

Aubz:

“Good!!”

J0rt:

"im glad!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Therapy is good”

UnofficiallyJam:

“Hell yeah.”

Aubz:

“Hi!!”

Greenshi:

"hello?"

Etharia:

“Hello!”

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Aubz:

“Who’s this?”

J0rt:

"hewwo???"

Epicsuperbat:

“Fuck capitalism”

Bubbly:

"y'ellow?"

Aubz:

“We’re the audience by the way”

Mako:

"who are you?"

Aubz:

“Nice to formally meet ya!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay gay homosexual gay”

Aubz:

“Whoever you are.”

Brush:

"hanging out"

Moss:

"We are the audience"

Aubz:

“The audience!”

Greenshi:

"we are nelson"

J0rt:

"we're the audience!"

J0rt:

"discord jack's friends"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gods”

Etharia:

“We’re just some pals that are an audience for this tourney!”

Brush:

"we are god give us your social security number"

Etharia:

“No we’re not gods”

Greenshi:

"...?"

Brush:

"we cannot see"

Aubz:

“Woah woah woah, we still don’t know who you are!!”

Greenshi:

"miles?"

Bubbly:

"angus???"

Epicsuperbat:

“We can’t see”

Brush:

"LARRY?"

Bubbly:

"AH."

Aubz:

“You gotta answer us!! Or we maybe w- LARRY??!?”

J0rt:

"dream nonsense"

Epicsuperbat:

“Dream”

Mako:

"Uno reverse, we are interrogating YOU"

Moss:

"Oh SO"

J0rt:

"also hi larry!"

Greenshi:

"Florida!"

Aubz:

“Okay. So.”

Mako:

"Hello, Florida Man"

Aubz:

“Uh.”

Mako:

"Time travel"

Aubz:

“It’s a long story. Like years long.”

Greenshi:

"so. techically theres two."

Brush:

"time travel ish"

Mako:

"And dream stuff"

J0rt:

"technically there are TWO older yous, one of them is just in disguise"

Moss:

"How do you feel about the number 7"

Etharia:

“Do you want the long or short explanation? Short explanation is that you’re in an extratemporal dreamscape”

Epicsuperbat:

“Dream, none of this is real”

UnofficiallyJam:

“Don’t think about it too much, this is a dream.”

Brush:

"yeah home is you too. he's the younger one"

Moss:

"shapeshifting"

Greenshi:

"yurp"

Aubz:

“DON’T SPOIL 20 FOR HIM!!”

J0rt:

"it's just a really good disguise don't worry about it"

Aubz:

“Okay.”

Brush:

"not by much!"

Aubz:

“Uh. Have you taken a look at older you? Like a CLOSE look?”

Brush:

"also if some theories are right, there's even more yous than that :3"

Epicsuperbat:

“You get to experience a lot of trauma”

Brush:

"probably not tho"

Raven:

"This is a dream made by a creepy god babysitter lady. Technically it doesn't have anything to do with you sooo you're Gucci"

Raven:

"He goopy"

Aubz:

“As in… Uh…”

Aubz:

“Well”

Aubz:

“He’s goopy?”

Mako:

"have you not noticed your counterpart's goop?"

Greenshi:

"give him a good eyeover. specially while fighting:'

Brush:

"the bad gloop"

Aubz:

“Oh buddy.”

Epicsuperbat:

“He literally has no bones”

Brush:

"do you turn into the goop when it's humid"

Moss:

"Florida how many bones do you have?"

Etharia:

“I wish I turned into goop when it was humid”

Greenshi:

"you cant blame huminity on turing into a Turtle"

Brush:

"larry how old are you."

Mako:

"YOU LITERALLY LIVE IN FLORIDA"

J0rt:

".....larry how old ARE you"

Moss:

"we are many people"

Moss:

"we are the mass of gay"

Brush:

"florida man."

J0rt:

"ok. Florida Man"

Raven:

"Valid but also remember that this is a dream. There's gonna be weird moon logic"

Mako:

"Ok, Mr. Man"

Aubz:

“You really like this bit, huh”

Brush:

"florida man are you old enough to be carrying out an interrogation"

Epicsuperbat:

“Florida Man, how is Flo Rida?”

J0rt:

"Florida Man how well do you know J0hn out of curiosity?"

Greenshi:

"Florida. Sorry. age?"

Aubz:

“We have answers!!”

Mako:

":PERSONA:"

Moss:

"possibly"

J0rt:

"ah."

Greenshi:

"OH your a BABY."

Mako:

"Baby boy!"

Brush:

"you're an adult why are you thinking about how you'll grow up"

Moss:

"bitches who dont know"

Moss:

"prime example"

Raven:

"Oh god you're so young"

Epicsuperbat:

“IM OLDER THAN YOU?”

Mako:

"lmao"

Insider2000:

“Hahaha, I’m ancient.”

Greenshi:

"DONT LIE TO ME YOUNGE MAN"

Aubz:

“Go ahead!”

Raven:

"Younge"

Insider2000:

“Don’t raise your voice, young man!” /j

Epicsuperbat:

“Younge”

Etharia:

“Interrogations require threats to go along with them. Go ahead. Try and harm the Nelson.”

Brush:

"yea"

Moss:

"yes"

Etharia:

“Basically yes”

Brush:

"it's already come to pass"

Insider2000:

“Basically.”

Aubz:

“Yeah, I think so”

J0rt:

"yep!"

Mako:

"I mean there are alternate timelines but in this one yea"

Aubz:

“Well.”

Aubz:

“You don’t ALWAYS look like that!”

Raven:

"Yes, the blessings of HRT and. Uh. Science."

Insider2000:

“I mean, unless timeline stuff shifts, but that probably doesn’t apply here.”

Greenshi:

"you get real short then Real Tall"

Brush:

"unethical hormones"

Moss:

"Is you with a pony tail [also larry] there or is it only home"

Epicsuperbat:

“Watch your future selfs, you’ll figure it out soon enough”

Brush:

"sure isn't!"

J0rt:

"AH."

J0rt:

"IT IS NOT"

Brush:

"you get a boyfriend"

Greenshi:

"NAH MAN"

Mako:

"Oh honey you got a big storm coming"

UnofficiallyJam:

“OH BUDDY”

Greenshi:

"YOU GET AN ENTIRE BOYFRIEND AND HE RULES"

Insider2000:

“Nope.”

Brush:

"you stole us from your boyfriend."

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay gay homosexual gay! /pos, like incredibly pos”

Moss:

"How ya feel about j0hn so far btw"

Raven:

"Nope! You get a future filled with much boy kissing!"

Insider2000:

“Boy smooching is fun. I can attest.”

Mako:

"Nelson that makes you gay"

J0rt:

"How well do you know J0hn, out of curiosity?"

Moss:

"a group chat pretty much but also whatever you want"

Bubbly:

"sorry, we are all also very gay"

Brush:

"nelson that tells you the future"

Moss:

"we wre many things but we are gay"

Aubz:

“Yeah, do you know J0hn?”

Aubz:

“Oh neat, before the dream?”

Brush:

"and the future is full of smooches"

Insider2000:

“Did you have your eyes for another?”

Epicsuperbat:

“The future yous are literally making out with your future boyfriend RN”

Greenshi:

"do you have a cruuuuuuush?"

Mako:

";)"

Mako:

"Hee ho"

Greenshi:

"oh honey"

Aubz:

“You can say it.”

Epicsuperbat:

“YOU ARE LITERALLY KISSING HIM”

Greenshi:

"sweetheart"

Greenshi:

"gay ass"

Mako:

"You have a ship name and everything!"

Etharia:

“I’m going to bed.”

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay gay homosexual gay”

Moss:

"sigh"

Moss:

"well guess im making the animatic"

Raven:

"Congrats on the future boyfriend heehee"

Bubbly:

"dont bite your thumbs /lh"

Mako:

"IT'S CALLED HACKSHIFTER"

J0rt:

"LET'S GO CHA CHA"

Epicsuperbat:

“KING SHIT”

Bubbly:

"LETS GOOO"

Raven:

"MAN TIDDY M'FRIDAY"

Greenshi:

"cha cha can and will kill mozilla"

Aubz:

“Yeah! You guys are called hackshifter”

Epicsuperbat:

“Anyway go be gay and do crime”

Greenshi:

"anyway back to the crush,"

Aubz:

“The hack comes from hackerman, the shifter comes from…..”

UnofficiallyJam:

“🌈”

Aubz:

“Don’t worry about it!”

Brush:

"back to what MATTERS: teasing the florida man"

Epicsuperbat:

“Go kiss your stupid boyfriend”

J0rt:

"actually, is J0hn like. a cyborg yet in your time period?"

J0rt:

"oh god what"

Brush:

"HE PUT A TRACKER ON US??"

Bubbly:

"uhhhh"

Raven:

"HAHAHAHA YES"

Moss:

"DO IT"

Wonder:

“hi j0hn”

Aubz:

“LMFAOOOO”

Epicsuperbat:

“So you agree that he is your stupid boyfriend???”

Insider2000:

“Destiny. Destiny. No escaping, that’s for me!”

Bubbly:

"we cant keep our mouths shut to save our lives"

Raven:

"HI J0HN HAVE ANOTHER BOYFRIEND"

Greenshi:

"three of them!"

Epicsuperbat:

“3”

Brush:

"THREE"

Brush:

"announcer voice THREE"

Moss:

"not infinate but 3 which id close enough"

Mako:

"Florida Man found dead in Miami"

Epicsuperbat:

“Awww”

Greenshi:

"UwU"

Insider2000:

“No! Accept our love!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Kiss your stupid boyfriend”

Moss:

"You liiikeeee himmmm"

Mako:

"!givej0hnakiss"

Aubz:

“!givej0hnakiss”

Moss:

"!givej0hnakiss"

Insider2000:

“Shalalalala my oh my! Looks like the boy to shy! Go on and… KISS THE BOY! WHOA WHOA!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Be Gay do crimes”

Raven:

"J0hn how does it feel to be a dating sim protag now /j"

Aubz:

“Hey!”

Brush:

"hihihi!"

J0rt:

"h-hewwo???"

Moss:

"hey"

Mako:

"Hiya"

Raven:

"Hiiiiiii J0hn!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Kiss your boyfriend “

Greenshi:

"hey j0hn"

Wonder:

“hey j0hn”

Brush:

"off he goes"

Brush:

"d'you think we flustered him too much"

Aubz:

“Was he like this when you guys met?”

Greenshi:

"so like. y'know?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hug him then”

Bubbly:

"its A Lot right now, i can imagine"

UnofficiallyJam:

“Fair.”

Greenshi:

"<3"

Aubz:

“AWW”

Greenshi:

"cuuute"

Epicsuperbat:

“Awww”

Insider2000:

“Cute!”

Brush:

"man"

Bubbly:

"i can imagine..."

Aubz:

“Florida even”

Raven:

"Y'all are so cuuuuute!"

J0rt:

"awwww!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I love monkey watch”

Bubbly:

"d'awwww"

Greenshi:

"aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww"

Brush:

"announcer voice GAY!"

Brush:

YEAH

Brush:

i picked up on that

Bubbly:

y eah....

Bubbly:

thera and folk....

Greenshi:

funny doggy moments ❤️

J0rt:

YEAH

J0rt:

PARALLELS

Aubz:

OHHHH

Epicsuperbat:

OHHH

Brush:

you speak to your (boyfriend's) past self.........

Raven:

Momence of gay and trans discovery <3

Insider2000:

Oh no, Jerry!

Greenshi:

oh god jerry no!

Aubz:

That can happen???

Bubbly:

prismatic....

Prince:

god,

Prince:

:nelsob:

Janet:

frog emotions :'c

Greenshi:

Ah, got here just in time for the fucked up frog. Hell yeah

Natalya:

whats otp

Brush:

ALL the dans

Bubbly:

we dont know that /j

Ghost:

I thought Dan was related to Danthony and Dani for a bit

Brush:

listen they're all from new york

Brush:

if you're from new york, your name is dan

Bubbly:

some weird distant cousin with a swapped around pallet

J0rt:

Dan's a long-lost relative who doesn't know he's from another dimension /j

J0rt:

OH GOD IT WAS ME

Bubbly:

"oh! hello?"

Mako:

"Hello!"

Prince:

"Hi!"

Janet:

"hi!!"

Janet:

"we can't see, who are you?"

Natalya:

"Hi! who are you?"

Bubbly:

"hi!!! we're discord jack's friends!"

Aubz:

“Hi! Who’s this?”

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Mako:

"What's your name?"

Wonder:

"yo, who's this"

Aubz:

“Cha Cha?”

Brush:

"CHA CHA"

Prince:

"YES!"

Bubbly:

"CHA CHA!!"

Wonder:

"oh hey"

Aubz:

“Nice!”

Mako:

"Oh! Hi!"

Prince:

"yES YES YES"

Aubz:

“Hi Cha Cha!!”

Janet:

"hi chacha you're so cool!"

Prince:

"love this guy so much"

Aubz:

“We’re the audience!”

Prince:

"How's life?"

Aubz:

“We think you’re pretty epic”

Mako:

"not exactly we just like you very much <3"

Bubbly:

"thank you for beating up that homophobe"

Aubz:

“Yeah thanks for sending Mozilla back to hell!”

J0rt:

"HI Cha Cha we think your very cool but how did you get this?? :o"

Prince:

"LET'S GO"

Prince:

"based cha cha <3"

Mako:

"How are you doing with Rebecca?"

Dubs:

"Oh! Hey Cha Cha! How's Rebecca?"

Etharia:

"Hi cha cha! I'm in the middle of D&D RN so I can't talk much but you're cool!"

Mako:

"neat!"

Dubs:

"also btw we're like extradimensional space spectators for the tournament kinda"

Wonder:

"pretty much"

Mako:

"Yep!"

Aubz:

"Uhh... From another reality! but yeah!"

Dubs:

"In a cosmic sort of way, yes."

Epicsuperbat:

“What’s your favourite ice cream flavour?”

J0rt:

"basically!"

Bubbly:

"good choice!!"

Aubz:

"Good take!"

Greenshi:

"Cha cha!! Hows rebbecca?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Basic choice but still good”

Dubs:

"I'd have assumed mint, honestly! But chocolate is great"

Dubs:

"No moon?"

Wonder:

"booooo /pos"

a mouse:

"<rimshot.wav>"

Mako:

"Hee ho Stretch like the Armstrong"

Etharia:

"Oh yeah you're basically getting TTS from us so we're typing"

Brendle:

"Cha cha I love you you're such s doofus"

Aubz:

"yeah!"

Bubbly:

"mhm!"

Wonder:

"depends on the bracket"

Bubbly:

"there are a Lot"

Aubz:

"Dantoinette tbh."

Brush:

"all of em"

Bubbly:

"we gots lotsa people in here"

Brush:

"DANI"

Dubs:

"would you believe me if I said the deranged green girl"

Aubz:

"We love her, but we also want her to lose because it would be wild"

AV:

“Val maybe”

Brush:

"how about dan"

Dubs:

"Probably Val? But you're like, top 5, my guy."

Bubbly:

"val is nice :)"

Dubs:

"Good work."

Aubz:

"Cobalt too I think"

Aubz:

"You mean thirsting wise right"

Aubz:

"Cool cool"

Aubz:

"You're pretty neat too. I think you're on the man tiddy image!"

Dubs:

"don't tell him about THAT"

Epicsuperbat:

“Happy Man Tiddy Msaturday”

Bubbly:

"happy man tiddy msaturday"

J0rt:

"Cha Cha is quite literally the face of Man Tiddy Monday"

chirp:

"he literally entered 25 as the self-proclaimed man tiddy monday representative i think thats what hes aiming for"

Brush:

"man tiddy saturday"

Dubs:

"OH YEAH! He's like the other manifestations he's the man tiddy Monday entity"

Bubbly:

"they HAVE"

J0rt:

"you're god damn right"

Dubs:

"Oh dude I forgot to even ask! How's Zapmouse?"

Brush:

"TITS! TITS! TITS!"

Aubz:

"It's great! Lots of cool folks here"

Wonder:

"it's pretty fun"

Brush:

"great fun!"

Aubz:

"Lots of larries"

Bubbly:

"its really fun! lots of people to see!!"

Wonder:

"not sure why fighters from other universes are here, but still rad"

Dubs:

"It's great! There's been. Complications. In the form of certain people. But it's great!"

Prince:

"Yeahhhhh"

Bubbly:

"i see."

Dubs:

"So THAT'S how you make a REDACTED? I never would have guessed."

a mouse:

"oh dude, making [REDACTED] is one of my favorite pastimes"

Dubs:

"Idk why honestly it's just mac and cheese. It's not exactly a complicated process"

a mouse:

"right?"

Brush:

"how to make mac n cheese! step one: build mechanical skeleton"

Mako:

"Oh?"

Wonder:

"don't worry, we got it memorizd"

Bubbly:

"OH!"

Brush:

"huh!"

J0rt:

"thank you cha cha!"

Dubs:

CDI COMPASS

Raven:

late 90s american cartoon's weird fad of babyfying beloved characters, such as Tiny Toons and Muppet Babies?

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Wonder:

"yo"

Bubbly:

"hello!"

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Aubz:

"Hi!!!"

Aubz:

"Who's this?"

Brush:

"new phone who this"

Raven:

"Cha Cha are u still there"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Bubbly:

"dani?"

Aubz:

"Yeah!"

Wonder:

"that's us"

Brush:

"DANI"

Bubbly:

"DANI"

Wonder:

"hi dani"

chirp:

"Hiya!"

Brush:

"my beloved"

Epicsuperbat:

“DANI”

Aubz:

"Hey! Good to see ya again!"

Brush:

"i missed your mighty arms"

Raven:

"DANI HI REMEMBER THE OTHER DREAMS YET"

Natalya:

"Hi Dani!"

Brush:

"yeah you kissed"

Aubz:

"Oh do we."

Insider2000:

"Oh dear..."

Aubz:

"You guys totally made out."

Mako:

"Y'all don't do this to her"

Raven:

"Oh god here it goes again"

Aubz:

"Just ask J0hn!"

Brush:

"oh did you forget"

Bubbly:

"YALL"

Brush:

"yeah it was a whole thing"

Mako:

"Larry pulled a prank the last time y'all dreamt"

Dubs:

"Oh important thing to note! We can't tell you why, but losing is okay in this tournament! You have nothing to prove!"

Brush:

"really romantic"

Raven:

"At least maybe this will help her remember last time"

Mako:

"This is nothing but falsehoods and lies"

Epicsuperbat:

“It was beautiful, you should have seen the wedding”

Brush:

"larry did his best to cover it up but you deserve to know"

J0rt:

"larry's funny fucked up trick"

Aubz:

"LMAO"

Brush:

"IT'S J0HN"

Dubs:

"HOW DOES HE DO THAT WITH HIS MOUTH?"

Bubbly:

"ITS J0HN"

Aubz:

"It IS J0hn."

Insider2000:

"J0hn can hear fonts?!?"

Mako:

"Larry pretend to be you last dream and said you kissed Crimson"

Aubz:

"You gotta say it with the zero."

Brush:

"j0hn is j0hn not john"

J0rt:

"yep, j0hn can process things in text!"

J0rt:

"we learned this last time!"

Mako:

"Also it's pronounced J0hn"

Insider2000:

"True!"

Insider2000:

"J0hn, no E."

Raven:

"You and Crimson were hiding from Peppermint in a closet!"

Wonder:

"on some bits"

J0rt:

"yes"

Insider2000:

"Sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I!"

Brush:

"no"

Raven:

"It was a Larry prank"

Natalya:

"Yes"

AV:

“Ayo hi dani. Just got here. Also yes but only some of us.”

Aubz:

"Yeah. It was actually just Larry being Larry."

Epicsuperbat:

“Maybe”

Wonder:

"you did hide in a closet with crimson to escape peppermint, that is true"

Aubz:

"Still super funny though."

Wonder:

"also vents"

Brush:

"j e 0 e h e n e, no e"

Mako:

"Larry pranked us and they're just continuing the bit"

Aubz:

"Hey, you should really give Crimson a kiss. Maybe it'll work out!"

Prince:

"the bit?"

Aubz:

"No consequences!"

Epicsuperbat:

“The kiss might have happened but we didn’t get a confirmation”

J0rt:

"Larry won't remember it tho so don't be mean to him"

AV:

“Your reality is what you make it. Ask yourself, did you kiss Crimson?”

Brush:

"i have photographic proof that it happened"

Insider2000:

"Is Crimson even in this dream? He's not in the tournament."

J0rt:

"it was during a dream! like this one!"

Etharia:

"Do you normally remember your dreams?"

Raven:

"Okay, how much do you typically remember when you have vivid dreams?"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Wonder:

"BOY HE SURE WAS"

Insider2000:

"Boy lmao"

Brush:

"he kicked your ASS a bit"

Aubz:

"Yeah, so... Prism is kinda controlling everybody's dreams I think."

chirp:

"Oh yeah he sent you to losers, lol"

Brush:

"HA"

Raven:

"Ah, that might be the key to making you remember: You kinda sorta lost to Barry"

Brush:

"SEE"

Wonder:

"welcome back to the present"

Brush:

"remember the vents you know it to be true"

Aubz:

"Wait.... You remember?"

Dubs:

"We're in a magical dream world, there's some weird recursive logic going on where it's the dream of the winner, which is funky chronally but go with it."

J0rt:

"you may not have kissed him but you DID give him a hug"

J0rt:

"we saw it"

Mako:

"Welcome to remembering"

Raven:

"Wow, the key to making her remember was losing"

Mako:

"also Crimson ate rancid potatos"

Brush:

"i have photographic evidence of the hug too"

Brush:

"mash potato"

J0rt:

"well you didn't lose the tournament but you did lose a set"

Brush:

"we remember the mash potato so much"

Brush:

"we never did get those potato"

Aubz:

"Crimson has a mashed potato stash."

Raven:

"Do you remember Prism bullshit and TOJ sucker punching her in the face, giving her a black eye?"

Dubs:

"speaking of, our mashed potato meter is dangerously low!"

Brush:

"susan was gonna get us some but we were stolen :("

Aubz:

"Hmm..... What else happened last time......"

Wonder:

"sad peppermint stuff"

Aubz:

"Uhh..... Peppermint was there!"

Wonder:

"like. really sad pep stuff."

Mako:

"Peppermint got a redemption arc but that probably didn't stick"

Raven:

"OH YEAH AND PEPPERMINT AND CHARTREUSE HAD A GOD FIGHT"

Dubs:

"Prism is like a god who writes everything like a bad fanfiction, we all kinda hate her. TOJ is just some guy who's really into tokusatsu i think"

Brush:

"GOD FIGHT"

Brush:

"dani knows prism"

Wonder:

"right, the punch got retconned..."

Wonder:

"the black eye wasn't, though"

Dubs:

"sorry, kanye west is here, time is nebulous, just wanted to make sure!"

Raven:

"Prism's trapped y'all in three dream tourneys now, this being the third"

Brush:

"but we remember :3"

Dubs:

"we've been passed about but we came from jack!"

AV:

“Do you need some time to process things? We can fill you in later.”

Raven:

"pfft"

Mako:

"the M.D."

Wonder:

"beats us"

Raven:

"Dream shenanigans"

J0rt:

"h-hewwo?"

Wonder:

"hi dani"

AV:

“Hi!”

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Bubbly:

"hi!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Wonder:

"not dani, nevermind"

Mako:

"who is this?"

Raven:

"That's a lot of exclamation points!"

Brush:

"hm"

Wonder:

"is this...machiavelli?"

J0rt:

"may i ask who we're speaking to first"

Brush:

"nelson!"

Bubbly:

"we're discord jacks friends!"

J0rt:

"We're the audience!"

Mako:

"OH! MACHI"

Brush:

"orbs know orbs!"

Wonder:

"we know lots of things, little machi"

chirp:

"Hi machi!!"

AV:

“Hi machi!”

J0rt:

"we canNOT see into your brain"

Raven:

"OMG Machi!!! Hiiii Machi we're the audience and we love you!!!!"

Mako:

"A fellow orb can identify each other"

AV:

“We just guessed! We cant see”

Brush:

"takes an orb to know an orb"

Etharia:

"Hi machiavelli! We guessed! we can only hear what you say but you talk in a unique way!"

Aubz:

"Hi machi!!!"

Mako:

"Fuit gummi"

Brush:

"fuit gummi"

Wonder:

"fuit gummi"

Brush:

"!givemachiafuitgumi"

Raven:

"How are you and Chessmaster doing?"

Bubbly:

"!givemachiafuitgummi"

Mako:

"!givemachiafuitgummi"

Brush:

"nice!!"

Bubbly:

"aww!!"

chirp:

"trying to teach you how the little horse moves in chess?"

Mako:

"NiGHTS into Dreams"

Epicsuperbat:

“Funny Honse”

Brush:

"no nonono they're nightmares obviously! he's giving you lil nightmares to help you in your dreams"

Mako:

"Do you eat the chess pieces while he's not looking?"

Etharia:

"Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wonder:

"metaphorse"

Etharia:

"a metaphorse..."

Insider2000:

"A metaphorsie!"

Mako:

"Metapod but Horse"

Brush:

"a metaphorse!!!!!"

Wonder:

"anyways, when you're done, could you maybe please give us back to dani? i feel like she was gonna say something important to us"

Wonder:

"or...we say something important to her... sorry, i'm losing track, i'm very hungry"

Brush:

"we needed to tell her more about the kiss"

Brush:

"the hershey's chocolate kiss"

Brush:

"that she gave to crimson as a gift"

Mako:

"Who are you rooting for, Machi?"

Mako:

"They are"

Brush:

"tasty chocolate!"

Insider2000:

"Yeah, those are good!"

Brush:

"do you like chocolate, machi?"

Mako:

"don't listen to them, they speak nothing but lies"

Brush:

"YEAHHH!!!!!!"

Mako:

"But chocolate is good"

chirp:

"That aside, not to bum things out, but how are you doing, lil buddy? i know you fought your creator first round of all this, that must've been... interesting."

Mako:

"!givemachichocolate"

Wonder:

"we heard she smelled like wet sand"

Wonder:

"machi, you're a good kid"

Insider2000:

"That's awesome, but be sure to spend some extra time with Chessmaster when you can!"

Bubbly:

"oh yeah?"

Aubz:

"Oh?"

Wonder:

"what uhh... what was it about?"

Aubz:

"Oh."

Aubz:

"Yeah!"

Greenshi:

"what'd she say?"

Aubz:

"Oh...!"

Brush:

"we should say hi!"

Aubz:

"Hmm!"

Brush:

"we need to tell her about the funny ball some more"

Wonder:

"well... we're more like... we know each other"

Greenshi:

"yeah, we got to talk to her earlier! it was....enlightening."

Bubbly:

"we talked a bit before..."

Bubbly:

"OH"

Brush:

"oh boy!!!!!"

Greenshi:

"OH."

Wonder:

"i-i see"

AV:

“Yippee!”

Brush:

"i hope she has mashed potatoes this time"

Brendle:

"Goodie"

Wonder:

"actually, wait"

Mako:

"fun!"

Wonder:

"was she wearing green or red?"

Aubz:

"Uh oh."

Brush:

"ough"

Mako:

"OI"

Bubbly:

"HEY."

Aubz:

"HEY"

Mako:

"We'd rather you didn't take us to that woman"

Brush:

"NO WE WANNA SEE THE DOC"

Aubz:

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS BUT"
"GIVE US TO DOCTOR ORDER"

Greenshi:

"dont give us to her. give us to yoir mom please"

Aubz:

"WHAT"

Mako:

"HUH"

Bubbly:

"WHAT"

Bubbly:

"BABY IS ARMED"

Aubz:

"WHAT HAPPENED???"

Wonder:

"s-sure was"

Mako:

"you're alright!"

Brush:

"nice!"