CPUK NCCT4: New Ground

Wonder:

is this a lore thing or a screw-up thing?

Brush:

skjghk sqjenny just wanted an interview

Greenshi:

"HI!"

Moss:

"HI"

Prince:

"nELS?"

Brush:

"HEY"

Mako:

"Hello?"

evening:

"HI"

J0rt:

"hi hi hewwo??"

Brush:

"we're nelson"

Mako:

"Whomst've"

Wonder:

"okay, hi, who's this?"

Greenshi:

"WELCOME BACK!!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"were the audience!"

Prince:

"hi <3"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Etharia:

“HI! Who are you? We’re Nelson!”

Janet:

"we're the discord of discord jack"

Prince:

"we are voices!"

Mako:

"We sure are!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Greenshi:

"I MISSED YOU STRANGER!"

Janet:

"jack summoned us here for hijinks"

Brush:

"we're a paperweight. put us on paper"

Mako:

"Who are we speaking with?"

Janet:

"we Will eat the paper"

Moss:

"who is this?"

evening:

"who are you"

Wonder:

"okay, we'll try to make this quick: you're dreaming, prism's doing these tournaments, she might fuck you up"

Greenshi:

":plum: "

Etharia:

“Also we can’t see only hear”

Brush:

"got split up :<"

Greenshi:

"name plz"

Prince:

"Split up the gang... like in scoobert doobert"

Etharia:

“The tournament is 8 separate round robins followed by a normal quarterfinals and on”

Brush:

"let's look for clues"

Janet:

"prism did a weird thing"

Wonder:

"prism split everyone up into different brackets and doesn't want anyone talking to each other"

Greenshi:

"noooo scorby"

Mako:

"FOLK"

Brush:

"FOLK"

Prince:

"dogy"

Wonder:

"oh hey folk!"

Greenshi:

"FOLK HIIII!"

Janet:

"hi folk we love you you're so cool!"

Moss:

"HI"

J0rt:

"Folk!!! Hey!!!"

evening:

"FOLK HI"

Raven:

"FOLK THANK COD"

Brush:

"doggy momence"

Mako:

"DO YOU HAVE MORE MASHED POTATOES"

J0rt:

"Did Chartreuse tell you a lot about Prism?"

Prince:

"folk my friend folk"

Garf:

"FOLK"

Greenshi:

"folk our dearest yolk"

Wonder:

"separate bracket"

Garf:

"yolk"

Moss:

"In a diffrent area idk
prism is seperating people"

Janet:

"group G"

Raven:

"Prism put her in a different dream :("

Brush:

"she's in group g. for green :>"

Etharia:

“Prism separated you because she knew you’d be too powerful”

Janet:

"according to what we were told, it's not possible to get to her, though prism talks a lot of nonsense"

Insider2000:

"Your love for each other is too powerful for Prism."

Garf:

"Cringe Prism with her Fail Bracket Separations"

Greenshi:

"yknow when two kids talk too miuh so the teacher moves their desk to the other side of the room? yeah :("

Wonder:

"yeah..."

Moss:

"yes"

Garf:

"yeah pretty much"

Janet:

"you're probably separated because in a past dream you inspired chartreuse so hard she got her time powers back in the dream"

Raven:

"Yep, this is the 4th round of dream tournaments"

Brush:

"just keeps on happening"

Insider2000:

"Yeah. We keep falling down these stairs."

Wonder:

"prism doesn't want anyone colluding"

Raven:

"Prism really doesn't wanna wake up without getting her way"

Mako:

"we've been dreaming a while"

Greenshi:

"yeah memories dont carry over. surprise!"

Brush:

"people kept unionizing"

Wonder:

"which...she's watching through us"

Janet:

"fourth! last one ended with a bunch of people punching prism in the face and her getting snaked"

Etharia:

“They’re dreams so you don’t remember them”

Mako:

"You gave us mashed potatoes last time!"

Mako:

"Speaking of which do you have more?"

Greenshi:

"ikr"

Etharia:

“It very much is”

Wonder:

"she can only edit people's thoughts and words either through us or when she's in the scene herself"

Wonder:

"at least, that's what i'm thinking..."

Brush:

"mash potato is so last dream. give paper. let us serve our true purpose"

Etharia:

“Btw good luck with Canadian Ben Shapiro”

Greenshi:

"I want :plum:"

Moss:

"Something something
car battery, do you have them?"

Raven:

"She was REALLY mad at Chartreuse after the last one"

Janet:

"btw, the secret to stopping prism last time seemed to be falling through the air shouting 'MMMMMMM'????"

Brush:

"is it green"

mums:

"Non descript? Is there a door to leave?"

Etharia:

“IDK last time it was a full coliseum”

Wonder:

"there's multiple shapiros"

mums:

"Thats scary!"

Wonder:

"this one's from another dimension"

Greenshi:

"boo"

Brush:

"don't like that!"

Etharia:

“There’s normal Ben Shapiro and Canadian Ben Shapiro”

Brush:

"she's so uncreative :/"

Janet:

"have you tried imagining really hard? maybe prism's distracted making these nondescript rooms for everyone"

Garf:

"It is"

Etharia:

“Oh?”

Mako:

"A"

mums:

"Oh? Please describe them to us!"

Raven:

"The last 3 dreams everybody has been able to work together against her, so this time she's isolated everyone as much as she can"

Wonder:

"uh oh"

Brush:

"tell us in excrutiating detail!"

Moss:

"are they pretty?"

Brush:

"boo"

mums:

"Everyone grab ball!"

Mako:

"which ones?"

Wonder:

"oh, like the classic mode one?"

Raven:

"Wait so you know you're in Smash Bros"

Raven:

"AUGH"

Janet:

"btw prism just said that"

Wonder:

"...hm"

Brush:

"it's june at least give us a pride flag"

Janet:

"she takes over people's words sometimes"

Mako:

"!!! White Woman Spotted!!!"

Greenshi:

"Here we go again"

Janet:

"we can tell because we see the world through text, and she's very visible in text"

Mako:

"Prism took over your words for a sec"

Garf:

"Hi Prism no one likes you please go away"

Wonder:

"the something like that part"

Janet:

"'but probably yeah like that :)'"

Etharia:

“Probably like that yeah”

Raven:

"The confirmation"

Moss:

"She did a funny haha, also she confrimed"

Greenshi:

"Probably like that"

Raven:

"Her text always has a smiley at the end"

Wonder:

"yeah, so. how do we talk safely without prism getting in the way?"

Greenshi:

"Yeah she sucks"

Mako:

"oh you have no idea"

Wonder:

"if you have any ideas"

Etharia:

“This time it was benign at least since it seems she was just clarifying for us but be on the lookout”

Mako:

"You can fight it with self actualization!"

Garf:

"Yeah no Prism just kinda sucks"

Natalya:

"By the way self actualization seems to be her weakness"

Greenshi:

"Be extremely true to yourself and she cant get you"

Janet:

"there is a way for you to talk to us safely, one-way, but im not sure if i can tell you without giving the game away"

Brush:

"just find absolute certainty within yourself! simple!"

greenshi:

"Look I cant just be bisexual. I need a gimmick"

Brush:

just being bisexual isn't a gimmick, it describes nearly everyone around here

Brush:

it'd be like having your gimmick be "florida man" when everyone is already in florida

Raven:

Might not be Florida born and raised

Brush:

everyone in cpuk is from florida they're just different flavors of florida

Brush:

jack is from cold florida

J0rt:

cold florida....

Etharia:

The planet CPUK takes place on is called Florida

Raven:

Cold Florida, aka the ocean /j

Mako:

Florida Florida

Brush:

dan is from new york, florida

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Moss:

"Hi!"

Greenshi:

"Hiho"

Mako:

"Mad Rat Mthursday"

Wonder:

"heya, happy pride"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo hewwo!"

Mako:

"hi :D"

Wonder:

"so, we're the voices in jack's head"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Moss:

"we are the audience"

Brush:

"we're nelson"

Wonder:

"discord jack, i mean"

J0rt:

"who are we speaking to? we can't see"

Janet:

"hi! who are you?"

Brush:

"you're welcome!"

Wonder:

"good to see you too, crimson"

Janet:

"we have no way to communicate beyond suddenly talking"

J0rt:

"you're welcome!"

Wonder:

"well, hear from you"

Wonder:

"can't really see in this thing"

Brush:

"all we can do is talk and BOY do we"

Wonder:

"anyways, we need help with prism"

Janet:

"we talk about many things, 99% of which are mashed potato"

Moss:

"Oh hey, captain crimson is also here, somewhere

Wonder:

"yeah, prism isn't letting anyone communicate because we might fuck up her plans"

J0rt:

"oh absolutely"

Brush:

"prism's out here busting unions"

Wonder:

"especially in-between brackets"

Raven:

"elcome to the 4th round of fucked up dream torment!"

Janet:

"you're all in separate sections of the bracket https://challonge.com/DreamKerfuffle4 "

Wonder:

"oh yeah, quick question"

Wonder:

"bit random, buuuuuut... thoughts on cupid?"

Brush:

"call her amazonian because she. is demonstrating illegal union busting activities"

Janet:

"folk's probably asking you to get access to group G where chartreuse is?"

Wonder:

"yeah."

Raven:

"Shuffle"

J0rt:

"yeah what do you think of cupid shuffle"

Moss:

"He sure is there"

Greenshi:

"WAIT CRIMON"

Brush:

"cupid shuffle! he certainly exists"

Raven:

"Yeah he just fought! And won!"

J0rt:

"he sure is!"

Wonder:

"just your thoughts"

Mako:

"new tourney, new crack ship"

Etharia:

“Cupid has thots?”

Janet:

"do you think he's good at- gets knocked out"

Greenshi:

"ALMOST MISSED YA. HI. I HAVE A CONCEPT FOR YOU"

Etharia:

“Long story short we saw a dimension where you two started dating”

Brush:

"we will steadily convince crimson to kiss everyone. or at least convince people he did that"

Greenshi:

"Its be such a good prank if you dated cupid dude trust ms"

Mako:

"Either that or you and Dani, pick your poison"

Etharia:

“Spectrum.”

Greenshi:

" it was MEEEE"

Wonder:

"uhhh... technically spectrum???"

Brush:

"hahaha. us :>"

Brush:

"i have photographic evidence. it's real."

J0rt:

"yeah, just ask Larry about it"

Mako:

"That one was all Larry"

Etharia:

“Oh yeah we’re technically a fragment of spectrum btw. Should prob clarify that”

J0rt:

"Larry can tell ya aaallllll about it"

Moss:

"Dream 2 the sequal
it happened"

Janet:

"you sung a different tune a couple dreams ago~ (in the story larry told us that no one else corroborated)"

Janet:

"oh also larry got very brutalised by dani for some reason, weird coincidence"

J0rt:

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IF YOU COUNT FOLK AND ZAPMOUSE'"

Alex:

"RUDE TO FOLK... and zapmouse"

Moss:

"who are you rooting for?"

J0rt:

"WHY WOULDN'T YOU"

Brush:

"weird that prism decided to split you two up. she was so supportive before"

Insider2000:

"I get not counting Zapmouse, cause you can't speak mouse, but why Folk?"

Etharia:

“It’s actually a round Robin followed by a top 8 with each sector’s winner, so if you win you can learn more”

Insider2000:

"Oh."

Wonder:

"ohhhh... it's a room thing..."

Wonder:

"well, that changes things..."

J0rt:

"oh so the others are there?"

J0rt:

"can we talk to bing?"

Insider2000:

"For about five seconds, all of us were like, 'Clearly, this man is just Folkcist'."

Alex

"oh, misunderstanding"

Janet:

"there's 8 groups of people, you're just one of the groups, 64 total people in this dream"

Janet:

"including captain crimson!"

J0rt:

"ignore the gremlin"

Insider2000:

"Do you think you can attack the gremlin? For laughs?"

Brush:

"don't worry about the gremlin"

Moss:

"offtopic
whats your favorite song?"

Brush:

"naturally"

Wonder:

"of course"

Mako:

"Was there ever any doubt?"

Brush:

"he does know about the smashup after all"

Janet:

"i recommend you get to group D btw, if you find a way to get around (make sure you don't while we're watching, as prism uses us to see)"

Janet:

"that was very fun"

Mako:

"Fun times"

Mako:

"Except for the Chartreuse section"

Prince:

"Yes take a look a t group D"

Moss:

"how tall is the walls?"

mums:

"Yeah man that was fun making your visage"

Janet:

"oh btw prism got snaked"

Janet:

"figured you'd like to know"

Brush:

"she is IN the snake dimension"

Etharia:

“Yeah. Painguin did it to her I think”

Janet:

"yeah! she's stuck in the snake dimension right now, as far as we know!"

Mako:

"I mean she has no friends to forward the email to"

Brush:

"🐍"

Wonder:

"🐍"

Insider2000:

"We like you too!"

Mako:

":}"

Etharia:

“No offense but that’s not exactly the highest compliment considering. Yknow”

Brush:

"red is not your color"

Aegis:

"10k bees"

Wonder:

"funbox is mid"

Janet:

"don't bring funbox into this :c"

Etharia:

“Wait wait one more question. We know funbox’s name. What are your other friend’s names”

Brush:

"tell us about your lizards crimson"

Aegis:

"10k bees upon wonder for insulting funbox"

Mako:

"Speak to us about your funny lizards"

Wonder:

"that's fair"

Moss:

"Funny lizards?
Where'd ya get them"

Brush:

"NICE"

Mako:

"Nice names"

Natalya:

"Fantastic names"

Wonder:

"byeeeee"

greenshi:

poke him. leave a dent in his head.

Prince:

Folk has a good chance I'd say

Brush:

zapmouse and folk is my guess

Brush:

folk especially, he's had good showings

Moss:

Folk and fly bi

Prince:

The worst option is CBS

Greenshi:

zapmouse and fly bi or cupid.

Wonder:

folk and jenny

Insider2000:

I think and hope it will be Crimson and Folk.

Etharia:

Folk deserves to see his gf and crimson deserves to see his too

Insider2000:

I'm down for Folk and Fly Bi, too tho

Prince:

Folk and Fly Bi are high up there, due to being a Bit Wacky and Nuts

Brush:

gonna be interesting to see how the bracket shakes out without the eliminations we're used to

Brush:

we won't get a usually good character getting last place because they Happened to lose two matches

Insider2000:

Pool has jobbers, but it doesn't particularly have an busted champions. Best fighter is probably Folk.

Wonder:

like the old-fashioned way of saying it

chirp:

Yeah we love him but we cannot forget that bing did team up with a homophobe that one time because hes got some cluelessly internalized garbage

Brush:

hey ryan is zapmouse mad rat or has he been replaced by mad rat

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Aubz:

"hi! whos this?"

Moss:

"ye"

Wonder:

"we're still here"

Greenshi:

"hi!"

Mako:

"Indeedy!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

J0rt:

"hi hi hewwo!!"

Garf:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"we will never leave"

Greenshi:

"AH"

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"Cupid?"

Wonder:

"if he suggests peppermint, beat him to death with us"

Greenshi:

"i know what could solve that problem."

Janet:

"have you considered holding hands"

Brush:

"cupid shuffle rude momence!"

Greenshi:

"hes rude now!"

Wonder:

"oh"

Brush:

"crimson should just form a polycule with everyone who wears red"

Moss:

"ah"

Greenshi:

"oh! folk hello!"

Mako:

"LMAO WHOOPS"

Brush:

"listen he's lovecore"

Janet:

"oh never mind you don't need to hold folk's hands"

Garf:

"pffff"

Greenshi:

"look man we have An Idea to make Real."

Janet:

"you can if you want though"

chirp:

"We only had 'loverboy' to go off of"

J0rt:

"you said loverboy! cupid is very lovey!"

Brush:

"do you see any eyes on this thing"

Mako:

"we are blind to the world"

Brush:

"folk rude momence"

Raven:

"OOP--"

Aubz:

"OOH"

Wonder:

"guys, please focus"

J0rt:

"get his ass folk"

Mako:

"he got ya there"

Greenshi:

"get em folk"

Janet:

"anyway, you figured anything out about the nature of dimensions in this dream since we last talked?"

Greenshi:

"crimsons soo mad."

mums:

"You mad bro...................."

UnofficiallyJam:

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"

Raven:

"Guys please you're future in-laws"

Mako:

"Boys, boys, you're both pretty"

Moss:

"did yall figure out how to escape the box?"

mums:

"That's very responsible of you Crimson"

Mako:

"Oh?"

J0rt:

"oho?"

Greenshi:

":0"

J0rt:

"so they're all going at the same time?"

Garf:

":0"

Wonder:

"cool. is it prism-proof?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"we moving?"

Greenshi:

"Please Do Not Break Us."

Aubz:

"Oh?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Well better safe than sorry."

Raven:

"We should note that of the 4 dreams, this is the only time Prism has included Cobalt. We think she might've been excluding him on purpose the previous 3 times"

Janet:

"oh i just remembered! we have a thing to warn you all about"

Janet:

"prism has prismified some of the people here"

Janet:

"prismatic dani, the prismatic gecko, and prismatic larry are a thing"

Brush:

"oh yeah she got dani"

Raven:

"Dani is...Prismatic"

J0rt:

"yeah there's a prismatic larry and prismatic dani"

Moss:

"danni and larry are gone"

Greenshi:

"oh yeah. Geico, Dani and Larry are Rainbow."

Raven:

"As is Larry"

J0rt:

"but also regular dani and larry are here"

Brush:

"a terrifying prospect"

Janet:

"presumably similar to the prismatic shadow"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Yeah it ain't good..."

J0rt:

"so there's two of each"

Wonder:

"regular dani isn't here"

Wonder:

"but danthony is"

Janet:

"also idk if it's a similar thing but there's someone called 'snake (snaked)' so maybe they're possessed by snakes"

Mako:

"But with the isolated rooms that can lead to... Things"

J0rt:

"ah damn i must have misremembered"

Raven:

"And Johanssen has to fight Prismatic Dani"

chirp:

"Point is, some folks are Compromised."

Janet:

"the rat won c:"

Moss:

"Hooray"

Garf:

Also just as a random question, for these NCCT's, is it like generally gonna be one group per one of these sessions barring random unexpected circumstances?

Brush:

"hihihi"

Wonder:

“heya, find anything?”

Bubbly:

"hello!"

AV:

“hello!”

Insider2000:

“Hiya.”

AV:

“happy pride!”

Bubbly:

"RAT"

Wonder:

“oh it’s the mouse”

chirp:

"Hello little rat!! We're the audience!"

Brush:

":MadRat:"

Wonder:

“holy shit we can understand rat”

Bubbly:

" :MadRat: "

Brush:

":MadRat::MadRat::MadRat:"

Wonder:

“Yeah sorta”

chirp:

"Sure can little man!"

Bubbly:

"i guess we can!"

Brush:

"yeah! :MadRat:"

Greenshi:

"Hello!!"

Janet:

"hi! we understand and appreciate you!"

Brush:

"we are a little creachur. ceramic but like, still"

Mako:

":MadRat:"

Janet:

"we're discord jack's discord"

Brush:

"we're nelson :Nelson:"

Bubbly:

"we're discord jacks friends"

Mako:

"Ceramic rodent not deceased"

Brush:

"no we're a hedgehog"

Wonder:

“No gods here”

Mako:

"very much no"

J0rt:

"we are not!"

Janet:

"this rock is called the nelson, and lets people talk to us"

Insider2000:

“No. No rat gods here.”

Janet:

"nah we're just a weird interdimensional group chat"

Brush:

"idk man we're just chilling"

Wonder:

"trying to stop a white woman"

Janet:

"rat god seems more up prism's street, we don't like prism"

Mako:

"Mashed potatoes if you have any"

Wonder:

"we hate her"

Brush:

"maybe give us some paper to hold in place"

chirp:

"Are you familiar with prism? Aware of what shes been up to?"

Insider2000:

“She’s awful.”

Mako:

"she sucks"

Bubbly:

"yeah shes not the nicest"

Mako:

"We wish to hit her with a car battery"

Insider2000:

“She’s about as bad as her. Maybe worse.”

Janet:

"oh btw, prism likes to change people's words sometimes with her powers - not sure how it'd work with rat language, but we can tell you if it comes up"

chirp:

"Rotten, no good terrible god who abuses her power to control others."

Janet:

"she's been manipulating and experimenting on people in shared dreams"

Insider2000:

“She hasnt harmed you yet.”

Wonder:

"she almost killed a dude named lou"

Mako:

"You're in this tourney because of her"

Janet:

"for instance, she's created 'prismatic larry'"

Janet:

"who we presume is a version of larry who's being forced to do her bidding, like the prismatic gecko"

Janet:

"and the prismatic shadow"

Mako:

"and the real Larry is also separated from J0hn, who's with Plarry"

J0rt:

"plarry...."

Etharia:

"She definitely has better intentions than the doctor, but let me put things this way: she's if the doctor got everything she wanted"

Bubbly:

"ah."

Wonder:

"huh."

Wonder:

"interesting..."

Mako:

"Hm."

Brush:

"hm!"

Janet:

"prism tried to change what you said there"

Janet:

"she failed though!"

Mako:

"It appears that Prism might not know how to speak rat, if I'm reading this correctly"

Wonder:

"ah, you have the anti-prism measures too"

Janet:

"the sniff you made was edited, but not the meaning"

Wonder:

"sort of. i think."

Brush:

"prism does not speak the sacred language :MadRat:"

Mako:

"Yeah she definitely can't speak rat"

J0rt:

"prism does NOT know how to speak rat confirmed"

J0rt:

"which makes sense i guess"

Wonder:

"or that. not speaking rat sounds more plausible."

Janet:

"anyway, you know how the room and tournament you're in is really weird? like, sealed off and all that?"

Janet:

"that's because prism created a shared dream to mess with people, including you"

Insider2000:

“That’s good. Maybe Zap and Johansson can’t be easily manipulated by her.”

Etharia:

"She's... not exactly human."

chirp:

"She rewrites the things people say- but she couldn't rewrite the translation we see of what you said. We process how you communicate as text, followed by a translation, and so we understand you exactly as you meant."

Janet:

"normally these are big 64-person double elimination tournaments, but she's trying out separating everyone into 8-person round robins first to see how it goes"

Wonder:

"she is"

Brush:

''she's trying but you're too cool"

Greenshi:

"Super messing with you"

Janet:

"if you're here, she's messing with you"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Greenshi:

"Hell yeah!!"

Wonder:

"that's the spirit"

Etharia:

"We entirely support that decision."

Brush:

"bite bite kill kill"

J0rt:

"YEAH GET HER ASS"

Janet:

"but she's failing to mess with your words, at least"

chirp:

"love the energy, little buddy!"

Mako:

"Yell heah"

Mako:

"Also who's here?"

Brush:

"we are enabling his anger issues. like this post to enable them even further"
👍 10 ❤️ 10

Etharia:

there is an incredibly bad joke I could make here and it's taking all my strength to avoid it

Etharia:

Folk is a dogboy so "tying the knot" can be taken much more literally

Insider2000:

"Ahoy ahoy!"

Greenshi:

"Bing"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo!"

Bubbly:

"oh?"

Mako:

"Hello"

Wonder:

"mhm...?"

Janet:

"hi!"

Brush:

"yeah <3"

Etharia:

"Also btw turns out Zapmouse is immune to prism since she can't speak rat"

Insider2000:

"Crimson, I assume?"

Janet:

"heck yeah it rules"

Greenshi:

"Good for him <3"

Mako:

"as he is (affectionate)"

Insider2000:

"And good for Folk."

chirp:

"Sure is! Good for him!"

Brush:

"who wouldn't want to talk to her"

Bubbly:

"as he should"

Etharia:

"And why didn't you? are you heterophobic?"

J0rt:

"as he should"

Janet:

"chartreuse does get powers in these dreams, thanks to him! so it makes sense tactically too >:D"

Insider2000:

"Why don't you talk to your's?"

Janet:

"yep"

Wonder:

goddamn, everyone's putting up a fight

Wonder:

that's a lot of round threes

Prince:

"bing."

Wonder:

"we need to kill ben shapiro"

Bubbly:

"bing."

Mako:

"Cring"

J0rt:

"h-hewwo?"

Brush:

"hehe bing"

Insider2000:

"Ahoy!"

Janet:

"bing wears lots of tshirts at once"

Wonder:

"hi jenny"

Bubbly:

"HI JENNY"

Mako:

":3c"

Brush:

"don't worry! it's cute :3"

Mako:

"Hee ho"

AV:

“JENNYYY”

Wonder:

"secret's safe with us"

J0rt:

"hehehe"

Wonder:

"anyways, we need to kill ben shapiro"

Bubbly:

"vct is pretty"

Brush:

"or we can not!"

Janet:

"but we don't have to!"

Mako:

"Anyways nice to see- er, hear you again!"

Insider2000:

"We can talk about girls."

Etharia:

"Don't want people reporting on stuff that occured during matches? Pot, meet kettle."

Brush:

"we could talk about the many war crimes of crimson!"

Janet:

"anyway, all i'll say here is that, well, we don't know vct isn't poly"

Wonder:

"that's fair"

Bubbly:

"suuuure"

Prince:

"DON'T SAY THAT WORD WHEN HE'S AROUND"

Brush:

"yeah it's really obvious"

Insider2000:

"You got multiple crushes, girl me too! It's awful."

Etharia:

"Yeah there's other stuff going on but those things are easy to expalin. this is funny"

Prince:

"the h word . "

Etharia:

"tl;dr is that you're being incepted by prism"

Wonder:

"and this is a dream. the 4th one."

Etharia:

"boom that's everything else"

Brush:

"have we talked to jenny already this dream?"

Etharia:

"I do not believe so"

Mako:

"Dreams! A whole 4 of them!"

AV:

no

Wonder:

"nah, this is the first time"

Janet:

"oh and beware larry, dani, and the geico gecko, they're prismatic here, like the prismatic shadow"

Mako:

"Lmao"

Bubbly:

"girl you are just telling on yourself"

Janet:

"also val's captain crimson again"

Greenshi:

";)"

Insider2000:

"Girl, it's okay. I'm sure you leave the window open at night just in case she needs blood."

Bubbly:

"WOW"

Wonder:

"prism did"

Janet:

"prism said that"

Mako:

"OI PRISM"

Raven:

"PRISM SHIPS IT"

Etharia:

"ALERT ALERT PRISM IS MANIPULATING YOU"

Brush:

"wow! prism! kinky!"

Etharia:

"ALSO YOU SEEM TO BE AWARE OF IT WHICH IS GOOD"

J0rt:

"PRISM???"

Mako:

"WEE WOO WEE WOO"

Brush:

"i didn't know you were into vampires, prism :)"

Etharia:

"BETWEEN YOU AND ZAPMOUSE THIS ROTATION MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE PRETTY GOOD CHANCES"

Janet:

"and it's very rude of her to do that, it should be up to you to choose whether to say that sorta thing >:c"

Mako:

"Hey Prism you ever read Twilight?"

Wonder:

"welcome to the club"

AV:

“Prism Gay Arc”

Brush:

"prism thought twilight was really good"

Brush:

"prism is team edward"

Insider2000:

"Yes."

Mako:

"It was"

Etharia:

"Yeah dw"

Wonder:

"the whole 'fangs' thing, yeah"

AV:

prism is a FREAK

Raven:

"Oh! And Prism might not speak rat because she couldn't properly replace Zapmouse's speech!"

Janet:

"it was, so it doesn't say anything about whether you agree with it"

chirp:

"yeah, that one was prism. You do automatically rationalize something if its in character enough of a thought process, though."

AV:

“Hey jenny, can you describe the room you’re in?”

Etharia:

"but yeah you seem to be aware of what prism is doing, zapmouse is basically immune, and canadian ben shapiro is sadly prob resistant because of cosmic stuff that'll take too long to explain"

Brush:

"i mean i can't speak for whether you're into it too"

Janet:

"it doesn't mean you're not >:D"

Insider2000:

"It's okay, Squid Jen. We can talk about hot monsters later."

Janet:

"but also that's up to you so"

Mako:

"Why did Prism even bring CBS anyways"

Wonder:

"to torture us"

Etharia:

"Why does anyone do anything"

Brush:

"yeah why did she invite him. we already have a canadian."

AV:

“what does the room you’re in look like, btw?”

Wonder:

"we have to kill him"

Mako:

"there is no alternative"

Etharia:

"Throw us at him. do the funny cain and abel meme with us"

Mako:

":NelsonInstinct:"

Janet:

"any wall decorations?"

Wonder:

"beat ben shapiro to death with us. please."

Etharia:

"do you every think about how crimson and bing's names combined are cring"

Wonder:

"he can't get any further"

Greenshi:

"Jenny kill."

Brush:

"cring"

Brush:

"kinda cring of them"

Mako:

"First thing I said to Jenny"

Janet:

"also, any vampires in here?"

Brush:

"wow!"

Mako:

"unbelievable!"

Brush:

"how could this happen!"

Janet:

"astonishing!"

Raven:

"...hey wait who's doing the reporting"

Wonder:

"prism probably"

Mako:

"...hm."

Janet:

"bing :c"

Bubbly:

"bing :("

chirp:

"mean to him."

Brush:

"he just. says it out loud"

Raven:

"Rude ass slutch"

Mako:

"Ess from hit game Puyo Puyo Tetris?"

Brush:

"mean to him friday"

Mako:

"ye!"

Insider2000:

"Hell yeah."

Mako:

"Who's your favorite character?"

Raven:

"Yes and Ryan was part of the most hilarious series of videos of it ever in the world"

Raven:

"Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe"

Janet:

"ryan being the commentator, for context - we have a ryan in our dimension too"

Mako:

"Good choice! I like Amitie!"

Mako:

"And Marle and Lidelle in PPT2!"

Etharia:

“KILL”

Mako:

"KILL KILL BITE BITE MAIM KILL"

Wonder:

"okay, while he's distracted, come up with a ploy with everyone else here to kill cbs as soon as he comes back into the room"

Brush:

"beat him to death with us"

Etharia:

“THROW US AT HIM LIKE A CAR BATTERY”

Insider2000:

"Good luck!"

Raven:

Ok but if Prism got influence over Cupid that would be bad

Wonder:

🍅
🍅 9

Mako:

🍅

UnofficiallyJam:

🍅

Wonder:

i'm throwing tomatoes to her pandering

greenshi:

🍅

UnofficiallyJam:

Prism is trying soooooo hard to use fanservice.

Insider2000:

You can't hurry love. You'll just have to wait.

greenshi:

its gotta be organic yknow

chirp:

wow folks usually kinda dodgy about it, he just came out and said 'sorry bing you do die is the thing'

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Moss:

"hey"

Wonder:

"are you killing ben yet?"

Moss:

"who is this"

Greenshi:

"hewwo"

Mako:

"Hi I'm divorce wizard"

Brush:

"uh huh?"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello!"

Raven:

"Hope you have a brain umbrella"

Mako:

"Yo"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo"

J0rt:

"hey!"

Greenshi:

"hey sorry for the last match."

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hey red."

Moss:

"Which groul are you going to attempt to talk to"

Insider2000:

"Do you have some cups and a string?"

Raven:

"Hi Crimson! Nice fight, sorry Prism's trying to meddle in your love life"

Greenshi:

"yeah hiiii~"

Wonder:

"wait, so dreams count as different universes?"

Moss:

"cool"

Raven:

"Hell yeah, we get to be a messenger pigeon!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Oh boy oh boy democracy."

Brush:

"if we get control over the movements of the nelson this is just going to turn into a whole twitch plays pokemon fiasco"

Mako:

"It's the mail, we never fail!"

Raven:

"Heckie"

Moss:

"ah danm"

Mako:

"Well that bites"

Wonder:

"so how do we even jump to other dreams?"

Insider2000:

"Fair."

Brush:

"jack"

Moss:

"jack"

UnofficiallyJam:

"jack"

Brush:

"!givejackakiss"

Greenshi:

"!givejackakiss"

Greenshi:

"uh oh."

Mako:

"Fun"

Moss:

"Oh, well"

J0rt:

"uh oh"

Raven:

"Is this gonna be like incredibly niche underloved video game The Nonary Games: Zero Time Dilemma"

Moss:

"what counts as a compliment"

Brush:

"oh baby i can come up with so many heartfelt compliments"

Raven:

"Oh that's easy lol we might rag on you a lot but we do love you"

Greenshi:

"crimson, i mean this in the most genuine way, i think you and cupid would be cute together. amen."

Mako:

"Is it fine if most of them center around your lizards?"

J0rt:

"greenshi....."

Greenshi:

"look man,"

Raven:

"AWWWWW <3"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Crimson you're just a lil goopy guy!"

Brush:

"yeah don't want you to get any more red than you already are"

Greenshi:

"i got one bit and i gotta run with it"

Insider2000:

"But you're already red!"

Wonder:

"...wait, did this dude just designate us as peppermint?"

Moss:

"red TWO"

J0rt:

"y'know what valid"

Insider2000:

"Compliments. Not stalking."

Wonder:

"fair"

Insider2000:

Fly Bi used his child punting powers to defeat Canadian Ben Shapiro. Comeback story of the century.

UnofficiallyJam:

Wait everyone hold on. Folk and Crimson have 420 on the board right now.

UnofficiallyJam:

For prosperity.

🇳 13 🇮 13 🇨 13 🇪 13

Insider2000:

I find it funny how the current status of players who are neck-in-neck for these final matches are a bunch of our favorite 'boyfriends' ...and Ben Shapiro.

greenshi:

The only thing that can beat Ben Shapiro....... boyfriends who can please their partners [edited - "their p" -> "their partners"]

Insider2000:

I mean, I'm pretty sure Folk and Fly Bi are clear then.

Janet:

catboy bing

junior:

bing is voiced by matt mercer

Prince:

bing is voiced by matt mercer

greenshi:

bing is matt mercer

Insider2000:

Shout outs to Matt Mercer for being good. Also, Bing is voiced by Matt Mercer.

junior:

google is also voiced by matt mercer just doing a different voice

junior:

mac is voiced by matt mercer doing a bad robot impression

Insider2000:

Google would probably be voiced by the same guy who voices Roy. He does a good job.

junior:

google is voiced by holly :]

Brush:

google is voiced by holly!

Insider2000:

We are all voiced by matt mercer

Raven:

...base regular Roy FE isn't voiced by Matt Mercer

Prince:

Roy's Dad and Marth share a Voice Actor

Moss:

Spectrum is matt mercer

Raven:

Less fun fact the reason Matt Mercer did voices in Awakening and Fates but not Three Houses is bc he joined a VA union

Prince:

alright which fuffle needs a submission

Prince:

i have an idea

Prince:

matt mercer as random

Brush:

👆 feathery

Raven:

Since birds are descendants of dinosaurs wouldn't they still be scalies

Insider2000:

Either way sounds good to me.

UnofficiallyJam:

Dinosaur did in fact have some feathers!

Insider2000:

Starfox Adventures was just Fox McCloud confronting Falco's in-laws so he could marry him.

Insider2000:

Oh, and Krystal joined the crew too.

Insider2000:

I can't judge. I'd take Fox, Falco, and Wolf...

Wonder:

in a fight? /j

Insider2000:

👀

Raven:

Exorcise the prism outta her

Raven:

OH GOD WHY DOES SHE TALK LIKE NAGITO

Raven:

Oh whoops

Bubbly:

"oh?"

Greenshi:

"Hiii"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Natalya:

"...?"

UnofficiallyJam:

“Hey!”

Janet:

"hi! we're the discord of discord jack"

Raven:

"Did we make it?!"

Brush:

"who in this mess did we land with"

Greenshi:

"Who are you?"

Bubbly:

"howdy"

chirp:

"Who's this?"

Mako:

"Whomst've?"

Wonder:

"is this barry?"

UnofficiallyJam:

“We sure are.”

Janet:

"this rock / hedgehog statue is the nelson"

Greenshi:

"Very helpful."

Janet:

"we can't see, only hear!"

Raven:

"We cannot see you!"

Mako:

"we have no eyes"

Wonder:

"yeah, we can't see"

Mako:

"👀"

Wonder:

"anyways, hi barry"

Brush:

"👀"

mums:

"We are just a humble Nelson."

mums:

"... Dani?"

Bubbly:

"ah."

Janet:

"hi dani!!!!"

Mako:

"COD"

Wonder:

"AAA"

mums:

"FUCK!"

Greenshi:

"UH OH."

Brush:

"dani! normal :)"

Janet:

"wait"

Janet:

"oh yeah heck"

Natalya:

"AA"

Bubbly:

"hiiiii"

Raven:

"...Shante--OH UH HEY DANI"

J0rt:

"oh no."

UnofficiallyJam:

“Doing normal are we?”

Mako:

"Nothing!"

Greenshi:

"Nuthin dont worry about it"

Mako:

"We just didn't expect you!"

Bubbly:

"having a normal one?"

Janet:

"clearly nothing is wrong :)"

Aegis:

"So very very normal of you"

Greenshi:

"Anyway give us to someone, anyone else thanks"

Raven:

"On a scale of zero to ten how Normal are you feeling"

Brush:

"we're having SUCH a normal time of it! glad you are too!"

Mako:

"Haha yeah..."

Greenshi:

":)"

Janet:

"hey, out of curiosity, you thinking of switching up the costume you use in smash?"

Wonder:

god, this does not feel right /lh

Brush:

"experiencing normal emotions and stable mental health!"

Wonder:

"just...fan nerves from us, the audience"

Mako:

"I dunno, what is ever going on?"

Raven:

"Well, glad to hear you're excited about it! Anyone you're looking forward to fighting?"

Mako:

"A lot of exclamation marks"

Aegis:

"This is how normal people talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bubbly:

"fun is a way to put it"

Janet:

"very relatable, i bet"

Greenshi:

"Yeah. A real treat."

Brush:

"yeah i'm sure you'd enjoy a repeat of past events! :)"

Raven:

"Yeahhhhhh guess it's a uh good rematch!"

Mako:

"How's your rat faring in the match? We can't tell"

Brush:

"tell us about your rat dani!"

Mako:

"Tell them to us in excruciating detail!"

Raven:

"Are you cheering on your cool rat son?"

Mako:

"Oof"

Brush:

"damn"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Oh no : ("

Insider2000:

"Awww"

Brush:

"guess the rat didn't won that one"

Janet:

"who's he fighting again?"

Raven:

"Oof, hopefully he can make it up"

Wonder:

"nagito"

Brush:

"johannsen the bane of hope"

Mako:

"A"

Bubbly:

"i see"

Brush:

"i see!"

Janet:

"interestiiing"

Wonder:

"hm"

Greenshi:

"Oh you know him?"

Mako:

"SHSL Rat"

Mako:

"Rooting for Rats!"

Brush:

"clapping and cheering for the Rat"

Bubbly:

"rat"

Raven:

"I just realized I unintentionally made a joke by saying 'hopefully' earlier and want me to bonk myself"

Greenshi:

"Let's go rat!!!"

Janet:

"🐀"

Mako:

"🐀"

Brush:

"🐀"

J0rt:

":MadRat:"

Brush:

"we're doing 🐀"

Wonder:

"doing. normal."

Mako:

"Hey Dani 🐀🐀🐀🐀"

Janet:

"we're worried about what prism might be up to here, as usual"

Janet:

"you?"

Wonder:

"i mean, only a little..."

Mako:

"What are your thoughts on 🐀🐀🐀?"

Raven:

"Sitting through my mom's cringe ass hetero nonsense Hallmark movies"

Janet:

"plenty of life here, you don't have to worry about us"

Greenshi:

"..........."

Brush:

"have you ever considered trying some of her delicious cookies :)"

Brush:

"delicious and soso normal :)"

Janet:

"what flavour were they?"

Raven:

"Yeah! I would've taken one but I had a big dinner"

Wonder:

"is that a flavor?"

Mako:

"You're right Dani. We should talk about other stuff. Like that time you kissed Crimson"

Greenshi:

"Hey dani, remember that time you kissed Crimson? Apparently hes cheating on you. Sorry you had to find out this way."

Brush:

"tastes like love :) and love :)"

Raven:

"Uh"

Mako:

"A"

Wonder:

"you...doing alright, dani?"

Raven:

"Is this a cry for help"

Brush:

"doing normal!"

Bubbly:

"UH"

J0rt:

"UH"

Bubbly:

"DANI"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello?"

Greenshi:

"Large!"

Janet:

"big :O"

Brush:

"hey!"

Bubbly:

"oh big"

Moss:

"hi?"

Mako:

"hello?"

Janet:

"ah"

Brush:

"still glitched i see"

Wonder:

"hm."

Mako:

"A"

Moss:

"oh you still going?"

Greenshi:

"Power off, pkease"

Bubbly:

"uhhhh"

Wonder:

"oh thank god, someone normal"

Greenshi:

".....?"

Brush:

"you good?"

Mako:

"Are we normal now?"

Greenshi:

"Dani??"

Insider2000:

"Dani, something is wrong."

Brush:

"we're always normal :)"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Everything okay?"

Raven:

"Heyyyyy you uh. You back with us?"

Bubbly:

"are you sure?"

Greenshi:

"Things normal?"

Moss:

"mhm"

Moss:

"normal"

Mako:

"Nothing! We were just worried!"

Raven:

"We were worried about you, that's what's wrong"

Greenshi:

"Awesome."

Brush:

"good reason to never bring up those confections again!"

Mako:

"But it turns out things are normal!"

Janet:

"the rat lost :c"

Brush:

"how's your rat is he normal too"

chirp:

"So. uh. Johannsen's not fighting anymore, how's your little guy doing?

Wonder:

"wonder why"

Brush:

"damn i wonder why!!!!!!!"

J0rt:

"for some reason"

Mako:

"What are your thoughts on the relationship between you and Crimson?"

Greenshi:

"Stay away from him. Please :)"

Mako:

"I see!"

Brush:

"sure :)))))))"

Wonder:

"hey, i just got an idea"

Wonder:

"why don't you try handing us to johannsen?"

Moss:

This is prism right
im not losing it?

Wonder:

"maybe we can talk to him"

Brush:

"let us talk to the rat! see what he thinks!"

Mako:

"We'll make sure he's normal too! :)"

J0rt:

"yep!"

Wonder:

"we have ways"

Brush:

"yeah! 🐀"

Moss:

"yes!"

Mako:

"Indeedy"

Raven:

"Yeah, maybe we can mediate! We have a translation tool!"

Greenshi:

"Do it do it"

Janet:

"we spoke to zapmouse earlier! we speak rat!"

Moss:

"do it"

Bubbly:

"DO IT"

Greenshi:

"Drop us"

Brush:

"give to rat!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"You're gonna lose dani."

Mako:

"Yay!"

Insider2000:

"Crap! Dani!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Don't lose."

Raven:

"Wh. Wait DANI is the one who doesn't wanna hand us off?!"

Greenshi:

"Wait uh"

Janet:

"dani, if you (you, not anyone else) wanna keep us, then keep us!"

Greenshi:

"UH."

Brush:

"give to RAT"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Moss:

"HI THANK GOD"

Bubbly:

"hi?"

Greenshi:

"Hi!!"

Brush:

"RAT"

Bubbly:

"RAT"

Mako:

"JOHANSSON"

UnofficiallyJam:

"RAT"

Greenshi:

"RAT"

Brush:

"🐀"

Wonder:

"oh thank god, johannsen"

Moss:

"RAT"

Raven:

"JOHANNSEN!"

Wonder:

"in a way, yeah"

Moss:

"yes!"

Mako:

"🐀!"

Aegis:

"No!"

Brush:

"rat momence"

UnofficiallyJam:

"🐀 "

Etharia:

“Hi Johansen! Long story short dani is possessed and you need to get us to j0hn ASAP.”

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"anyway dont let prism get us again
she will not let us go, litteraly"

Greenshi:

"Danis been compromised, you gotta keep us away"

Raven:

"Yeah, we're a hedgehog sculpture shaped radio!"

Insider2000:

"In a way, yes."

Brush:

"j0hn isn't here tho"

Moss:

"Yes"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Yep."

Brush:

"yeah that's what's up"

Janet:

"possessed by prism, yeah"

Wonder:

"by that bitch, prism"

Greenshi:

"Yeah :("

Natalya:

"Very"

Etharia:

“Yeah. Prism got her”

Moss:

"by prism, not the other guy"

Insider2000:

"Prism has a grip on her."

Mako:

"Prism showed her funky colors"

Greenshi:

"Color lady. With the big laser."

Brush:

"getting controlled to uh. generally freak us out i guess?"

Raven:

"You know that scary bad lady, Prism? She did a similar thing to Dani that Crimson did to Valentine"

Wonder:

"yeah, we think so too"

Brush:

"it's not really about physical strength"

Greenshi:

"This is emotional, not physical. Sorry bud"

Wonder:

"but... sometimes she needs a little help"

Janet:

"prism's been doing a bunch of these tournaments - dani was getting in prism's way, so prism's keeping her possessed"

Natalya:

"well uh. It's emotional possession"

Moss:

"Shes fighting prism tho, or trying"

chirp:

"dani isnt being possessed so much as being. mind controlled."

Raven:

"Prism's possession in emotionally manipulative and abusive"

Etharia:

“Think of it like this. The person that’s controlling her is doing her very best to make her think these are her own thoughts.”

Bubbly:

"i think shes trying to fight it"

Brush:

"yeah"

UnofficiallyJam:

"It is dani's body but that isn't dani."

Janet:

"if dani doesn't do prism's bidding, then she feels intense guilt, and prism's often subtle enough that dani can't even tell she's doing her bidding"

Insider2000:

"Oh, buddy... If you can try, maybe see if you can snap her out of it?"

Janet:

"but she's still trying to fight it!"

Brush:

"i mean it is dani. but she's being messed with"

Mako:

"She was conflicted about handing us over to you"

Janet:

"did you see her outburst earlier? that was her fighting it"

Etharia:

“Yes, it’s still her. But there’s also someone trying to influence her. If anyone can snap her out of it. it’s you.”

Raven:

"It is. She's in there, deep down. She needs a lot of help right now."

Greenshi:

"Shes still in there, but she cant control herself."

UnofficiallyJam:

"See what?"

Wonder:

"i know, little buddy. it's rough"

Janet:

"in the past, the best things to combat prism's control were self-assurance and self-actualisation"

Brush:

"that sure seems like what dani does when she's stressed!"

Etharia:

“Yeah. We know it’s hard to tell the difference. You have no reason to trust us on this, but we would appreciate if you do.”

Raven:

"Prism controls people by making them feel like they have to do and think what she wants them to, or it makes them bad"

Brush:

"she should get therapy about it"

Mako:

"Prism put her under a LOT of stress"

Brush:

"got some real anger issues being exacerbated by trauma"

Janet:

"there were subtle differences from her self-frustration when she's stressed, like how she was going back and forth about what she should do"

Wonder:

"in a sense, yeah, she's fine. this is a dream, after all"

Raven:

"Johannsen...you're gonna have to see for yourself, bud."

Etharia:

“Just… try having a conversation with her in Rat. If you don’t notice anything, we won’t push you any further.”

Insider2000:

"She needs you, whether she's fine or not."

Raven:

"But know this: Prism can't speak Rat"

Janet:

"oh yeah, prism can't speak rat - so you can talk to dani and know only the real her's hearing it"

Janet:

"we confirmed this earlier with zapmouse"

Etharia:

“I understand this is a confusing situation, but there’s one thing we know for certain. You are a very good friend to her. I can tell that even from this one conversation.”

Insider2000:

"It's okay if you're scared, Johannsen."

chirp:

"...honey, i know you want to think shes invincible. But she's not. Strong as she is."

Greenshi:

"shes strong, i agree. but even she can be beaten. she needs help, so please, help us help her"

Insider2000:

Sad Rat Sunday

Raven:

Mad Rat and Sad Rat

chirp:

sad rat sunday 😔

Janet:

sometimes a story calls for a sad rat!

greenshi:

ryan loves to make sad little creatures

UnofficiallyJam:

sad rat.

Insider2000:

I assumed E4 is a chess move.

Etharia:

It’s specifically the first step of the Bongcloud Opening

Etharia:

Good or bad volumes

Etharia:

It’s one of the biggest memes in chess followed by the En Passant

Janet

huh, the en passant is just a move though?

Wonder:

...wow so my chess club was run by a fraud /j

Janet:

if chess is so good where's chess 2 (chess 2 is a real game)

Insider2000:

I feel like board games with Dani usually ends with her flipping the board off the table unless she's winning.

Janet

johanssen is so confident that dani will always win… im feeling Rat Emotions

Brush:

the dants played monopoly once. the board did not survive.

J0rt:

OH WAIT didn't you play part of this on stream once?

Insider2000:

God, I love how "Numb" just manages to fit into so many songs, tying the theming together.

Insider2000:

...I just misnamed a Linkin Park song. BRB, jumping into lava.

Smoke:

I recommend against that!!

Wonder:

Insider2000:

"You known the difference between you and me, Dani. I could've stopped Doctor Order... :)"

Wonder:

prism, eating popcorn while letting chartreuse live out a tragedy in the hands of order: "i could totally stop her"

Wonder:

it's almost like someone watching reality TV and thinking "i can do that"

greenshi:

I could totally take her :) she says, as order installs anti-prism technology into all her projects.

Brush:

greenshi:

Cant believe komaeda's cheating on hajime. smh.

Etharia:

they have a hopen relationship

Moss:

"hi"

Wonder:

"hello hello"

Bubbly:

"hi?"

Greenshi:

"Help"

Etharia:

"Hey, who's this?"

Moss:

"whose this"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Mako:

"Hello?"

Janet:

"hopebreak is a thematic parallel to crimson x cupid"

Janet:

"hi"

Mako:

"Whomst've"

Janet:

"we're the discord of discord jack!"

Moss:

"we are the audience"

Greenshi:

"We are nelson"

Wonder:

"alright, i'm guessing...cm2k?"

Brush:

"chess momence?"

Mako:

"We're Nelson, who are you?"

Janet:

"we're here in this ceramic hedgehog called the nelson"

Bubbly:

"speaking to you inside your brain"

Janet:

"we've been travelling around this tournament, being talked to by people who pick us up"

Wonder:

"please note, we can't see, we can only hear"

Brush:

"YEAH"

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah"

Mako:

"CM2K!!!"

Brush:

"hewwo chessmaster!"

Bubbly:

"CHESS MOMENT"

Greenshi:

"Hey dude!!"

Mako:

"HI"

Wonder:

"nice to meet ya, cm2k"

Moss:

"HELLO"

Greenshi:

"Love the chessmaster"

Mako:

"♟️"

J0rt:

"oh hey Chessmaster!!!"

Janet:

"we were all cheering for you so hard when you became the chessmaster"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Raven:

"Hey Chassmaster! Nice to meet you!"

Wonder:

"we're the audience"

Bubbly:

"were the audience!"

Moss:

"yes!"

Insider2000:

"Where do we begin..."

Moss:

"many things have happened, good and bad"

Greenshi:

"?"

Wonder:

"no??????"

Brush:

"nah man you're a delight"

Bubbly:

"what!!"

Wonder:

"we don't????????"

Insider2000:

"Nah, we're cool."

Greenshi:

"NOOOO WE LOVE YOU"

Moss:

"Wrong, we love you and wrote for you"

Janet:

"nah you're awesome"

Raven:

"NO MAN YOU'RE GREAT"

Greenshi:

"WHO TOLD YOU THAT ILL FIGHT EM"

Mako:

"who told you this?"

Brush:

"WHY would we hate you. you've done nothing wrong in your life"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Who told you this?"

Moss:

"who told tou thus"

Brush:

"ah! the liar"

Wonder:

"of course..."

Bubbly:

"of course"

Insider2000:

"Order imprint that into you?"

Greenshi:

"FUCKER"

Mako:

"HERRRRR"

Moss:

"well
time to fight a dead woman"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Of course."

Insider2000:

"Typical."

Wonder:

"listen, fuck what order says. you're cool"

Janet:

"yeah that tracks, she was either lying or straight up wrong"

Etharia:

"So, quick rundown of what's going on. You are currently in a shared dream. Prism is doing fucked up shit, and can control people. She's in full mind control mode on Dantoinette."

Janet:

"probably both"

Greenshi:

"She was lying dude, you rule!!"

Garf:

"Yeah you rock!"

Bubbly:

"i can imagine its hard having all that internalized so deeply"

Mako:

"You're awesome!"

Janet:

"on the prism note, you likely have prism defenses built in due to dr order's experiments, and also we can tell when prism edits what people say, so we can point it out to you"

Insider2000:

"Everyone has SOMEONE who likes them. You can't be hated by all."

Janet:

"we hear everything as text, and we perceive her edits as italic and with a smiley face"

Wonder:

"unless you're mozilla"

Greenshi:

"How're you holding up? Things are kinda wild"

Bubbly:

"i see"

Janet:

"ah"

Greenshi:

"Lmaoooo"

Insider2000:

"Does the Grunk thinks she's okay?"

Brush:

"you'll get your chance eventually"

Etharia:

"Can you speak rat? Johansen is kinda going through it what with Dani's whole. yeah."

Raven:

"This is a dream under Prism's control btw"

Moss:

"prism"

Brush:

"prism"

Greenshi:

"You'd be surprised!"

Etharia:

"prism can't"

Janet:

"oh btw, there's a bunch of other rooms like this one in case you're unaware, there's a total of 64 fighters in this tournament"

Brush:

"won't she be surprised (that she can't speak rat)"

Raven:

"Prism can't! She tried to change what Zapmouse said and it didn't work!"

Mako:

"?"

Greenshi:

"Wh"

Moss:

"Run?"

Moss:

"oh fair"

Etharia:

"Alright, thanks for the warning."

Brush:

"fair enough!"

Mako:

"Oh, sorry!"

Greenshi:

"OH! sorry"

Wonder:

"oh shit, sorry"

Janet:

"oh, noted! will refrain"

Raven:

"Ah, noted! Our apologies!"

Garf:

"Ah. Noted!"

Wonder:

"we'll just call her 'White Woman'"

Brush:

"there's more white women than her tho"

Moss:

"who are you rooting for?"

Wonder:

"yeah, but this one's the only one of importance. in these dreams."

Insider2000:

"Yeah, but she's the most problematic white woman at the moment here."

Aegis:

"She's the whitest women"

Janet:

"but yeah, if you want anything you say to be heard by anyone (including us) who speak rat and not by the p-word, speaking rat is a solution"

Bubbly:

"hell yeah!"

Wonder:

"hell yeah, get that self-love, king"

Greenshi:

"Hell yeah"

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah"

Brush:

"love the confidence!"

Etharia:

"Anyways, White Woman is keeping the 8 round robins separate so you can't communicate and plan against her. We can travel between them, but only one at a time."

Garf:

"LETS GO LOVE DA SELF LOVE"

Janet:

"and we can only travel to ones we've been to, which seems like a bit of a catch 22 situation"

Greenshi:

"Oh?"

Janet:

"since we've only been to the first one and this one, and the first one already got finished so we can't go back there"

Wonder:

"yeah, but we gotta compliment crimson first"

Greenshi:

"Brag. Do it."

Raven:

"We have to genuinely compliment Crimson to go between groups"

J0rt:

"do you want to list who's in each or?"

Janet:

"urls tend to not work here, but just in case: https://challonge.com/DreamKerfuffle4 "

Etharia:

"The first one has Crimson and Folk. There were 6 other people, but when the round robin ends they got. Erased from existence or something"

Janet:

"group A: crimson, folk - group B: you lot"

Brush:

"group c has light pit and jack and that's all that matters <3"

Wonder:

"and cobalt"

Janet:

"group C: light pit, garfield, spriteman, cobalt, jerry, prismatic shadow, cosmic love, discord jack"

Brush:

"what's a cobalt"

Greenshi:

"Cosmic 💜 Shadow 💜💜💜"

Janet:

"group D: peppermint, broxas, hoedown, professor iris, juni, larry, miles edgeworth, iggy"

Janet:

"group E: toj, whip, snake (snaked), rights, yung papaya, quad, chacha, twist"

Janet:

"group F: completely normal aerith, naclmore, blora, internet explorer, the prismatic gecko, joe drift, therapuppy, danthony"

Janet:

"group G: prismatic larry, lou, blasp, j0hn, regal salad, chartreuse, breakfast, crimsonaut"

Etharia:

"Don't ask who lou is. He's literally just some guy"

Janet:

"group H: dr order (sorry), winston, dan, the p-word, mac and cheese, corn, al, waltz"

Greenshi:

"Lou's our doude"

Etharia:

"Thank you very much!"

Wonder:

"please do, we need it"

Mako:

"thanks!"

Greenshi:

"Thanks dude!!"

Mako:

"Ask away"

Wonder:

"mhm?"

Wonder:

"take your time, buddy"

Greenshi:

"Take your time"

Brush:

"yeah!!"

Wonder:

"well, duh"

Moss:

"Yeah!"

Etharia:

"Yeah!"

Greenshi:

"Yeah we did!!"

Mako:

"of course!"

Garf:

"YEAH"

Insider2000:

"Sure!"

Greenshi:

"Love ya no matter what your name is!"

Prince:

"YES"

Janet:

"yeah! you're a likable person, and also it was very funny that time you mugged toj"

Aegis:

They better put it back

Brush:

did they at least put the dirt back

Haylee:

Ryan loves making people say things like "ow" and "my emotions"

Brush:

"hey!"

J0rt:

"hewwo!"

Greenshi:

"Hihi"

Bubbly:

"hi!"

Haylee:

"Hi"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Raven:

"Yes!"

Mako:

"We can!"

Etharia:

"Hello!"

J0rt:

"yes we can!"

Prince:

"howdy :)"

Mako:

"yep!"

Greenshi:

"CM2K?"

Brush:

"sure"

Prince:

"Buster wolf?"

Etharia:

"Yeah. why do you ask?"

Wonder:

"i think so"

Moss:

"Yeah and no depends"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Prince:

"but yes hi"

J0rt:

"YOU"

Raven:

"Just so you know, we can't see who's talking to us, only the text of what they say"

Mako:

"...is this"

Wonder:

"..."

Bubbly:

"NO"

Prince:

"NAGITO?"

Wonder:

"put us down"

J0rt:

"PUT US DOWN"

Brush:

"bastard"

Greenshi:

"DROP IS DROP US DIOP UD"

Etharia:

"Oh hi nagito!"

Raven:

"Omg wait is this Nagito"

Wonder:

"unfortunately"

Bubbly:

"WE DO"

Moss:

"yes, to well"

Greenshi:

"Let me GO."

Mako:

"Unfortunately"

Aegis:

"Rock full of violence"

Etharia:

"Yeah. We're like. a bunch of fans of the kerfuffles. currently speaking to you through a ceramic hedgehog. in a dream."

Raven:

"NAGITO KOMAEDA YOU ARE A SWEET BOY AND NEED A HOSPITAL SO VERY BADLY"

Etharia:

"this is a dream btw"

Mako:

"Technically you should no longer exist"

Mako:

"Anywhere"

Wonder:

"yeah, you're dead"

Moss:

"your a constant right? like this version of you"

Greenshi:

"Better than a computer program, at least"

Mako:

"Hingus bunger your six feet under"

Bubbly:

"ah."

Wonder:

"hm"

Moss:

"oh your name is cencored fun"

Janet:

"the dream can't handle your name"

Etharia:

"ah. I see. I think your name has been erased from existence."

Mako:

"illegal"

Moss:

"Ye, we see through text"

Brush:

"forbidden name"

Janet:

"your name Did Not appear properly for us"

Moss:

"Youve been banned"

Wonder:

"yeah, you're supposed to be erased from the public consciousness and existence"

Mako:

"we told ya"

Raven:

"I'm sorry bud :("

Etharia:

"Yeah, that's a good attitude to have!"

Janet:

"bad news: you died as a universal constant :c good news: apparently you can still appear in dreams and really confuse all the people who kinda sorta feel like they should remember you"

Raven:

"You're allowed to be upset, kiddo. You've been through a lot."

junior:

im imagining hes looking at his hand rn

J0rt:

i mean if nelson's in his hand he has to

J0rt:

HOLD ON

Moss:

"Other than yourself who are you rooting for"

Janet:

"better news: the evil person controlling these dreams seemed to have trouble controlling you last dream!"

Etharia:

"Yeah. Between everything you went through with hope's peak, and now all of this, you've been through a lot. you don't need to pretend to be positive if you don't want to."

Wonder:

"speaking of that one girl"

Wonder:

"you should probably run"

Janet:

"dani? yeah, she's been possessed by said evil person, who is a goddess named prism"

Moss:

"Keep us very away from that one girl!"

Etharia:

"Ah, true. Good luck!"

Greenshi:

"Kick her ass"

J0rt:

Mako:

JOHANNSEN IS NAGITO THEORY

Brush:

wheels in the theory board

Janet:

when nagito died, his spirit lived on, and reformed within the nearest interdimensional being: a funnie rat with a taser

greenshi:

oh sick is nagito a rat? hell yeah

Brush:

johannsen holds nagito's heart within his until such a time that nagito becomes strong enough to survive on his own again

Mako:

Kingdom Hearts Birth by Bloodsports

Wonder:

HE WENT TO NEW YORK?

Brush:

hb has fought new york rats for the hand of his then-boyfriend. it didn't really work out in the long run

Natalya:

HB, has been to new yourk?

Moss:

Heartbreak travels the world

Raven:

Nice to see that Heartbreak has a hobby in traveling! Wanderlust is a good way to find yourself!

UnofficiallyJam:

Oh prism isn't having a good time? GREAT.

Wonder:

"hello?"

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Greenshi:

"hihi"

Moss:

"Hi!"

Moss:

"nelson"

Insider2000:

"Grunk?"

Greenshi:

"crimmy?"

Bubbly:

"nelson"

Wonder:

"is this...captain crimson?"

Moss:

"we are the audience, who are you?"

Bubbly:

"GRUNK"

Wonder:

"oh hey, grunk!"

Moss:

"GRUNK!"

AV:

“AYYY”

Mako:

"!! GRUNK!!!"

Greenshi:

"WASSUP GRUNK!!"

Mako:

"HEYA!"

Insider2000:

"What's up?"

Brush:

"GRUNK"

morpheus:

“grunk < 3”

Garf:

"Anyway GRUNK!!"

Moss:

"YEAH"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Wonder:

"yeah, you're dreaming"

Wonder:

"prism's doing dream tournaments"

Mako:

"It's a dream, baby!"

Brush:

"yep!"

morpheus:

“that’s gotta suck”

Brush:

"yeah"

Greenshi:

"so welcome to the dream world. sorry about the loss."

Bubbly:

"nightmare nightmare nightmare"

Brush:

"on the bright side! it's not real!"

Greenshi:

"RIGHT??? blame prism."

Moss:

"I dont belive prism cares for nature"

Brush:

"it's like when you can't run in a dream but like. fighting."

Wonder:

"uhhh"

Wonder:

"believe in yourself?"

Moss:

"Have a extesential crisis than belive, i think??"

Brush:

"power of love"

Greenshi:

"according to barry? have a spouse that loves you."

Insider2000:

"I don't know... Recognize that it's a dream? But that's only if it's your dream...""

Wonder:

"well, it's a little more than that, i think"

Brush:

"just decide to be stronger"

Brush:

"power is a choice"

Wonder:

"...wait, you mean you're not married?"

Greenshi:

"you can find them in shops and public parks"

morpheus:

“living laughing and loving always seems to work”

Moss:

"Apps"

Brush:

"oof"

Wonder:

"oh. oh shit, i'm so sorry"

Greenshi:

"sorry bout that man"

Moss:

"Oof"

Prince:

"grunk.."

Brush:

"maybe if you just think about how much you love your kid that'll also work"

Wonder:

"aww..."

Bubbly:

"hell yeah"

Insider2000:

"Awww"

Greenshi:

"hell yeah"

Wonder:

"anyways, uhh... do you know about self-actualization?"

Moss:

"Niether do i"

Greenshi:

"believe in yourself, but more. like, even more than you do now."

Moss:

"ive absorbed the meaning through like osmosis"

Brush:

"achieve absolute certainty in who you are"

morpheus:

“believe in yourself so hard you become real”

Wonder:

"yeah, you gotta like... get a firm grasp on your self. know who you are and never falter"

Greenshi:

"EXACTLY"

morpheus:

“in the metaphorical sense”

Mako:

"You're the Grunk, and ain't no one gonna change that!!!"

Wonder:

"hm."

Wonder:

"i mean, i guess you can call it that"

Wonder:

"hell yeah"

Bubbly:

"HELL YEAH"

Insider2000:

"You may have to cooperate with the red dude here. He knows the person causing all of this. He hates her."

Greenshi:

"YEAAAAAH"

Moss:

"hmmm, well i dont know any other way to more powerful in a dreamsense. also HELL YEAH"

Insider2000:

"Or at least, is a victim of her's."

Wonder:

"yeah, i mean. unless prism tries controlling you, you're pretty much all set"

Etharia:

“Btw if you want an idea of what the lady we’re talking about is like. You’ve noticed what’s going on with dani right. That’s her doing”

Moss:

"also theres a chance thats not either of them.
it could just be a memory, since red dude is dreaming somewhere else idk how it works, im just guessing"

Moss:

"idk how to test if someones a memory or not
any ideas?"

Greenshi:

"punch him so so hard."

Brush:

"huh!"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Greenshi:

"YOURE DOING IT BUD!"

Moss:

"HUH?"

Wonder:

"wow, that's extremely powerful"

Mako:

"WOO, YOU DID IT!!"

Greenshi:

"KEEP IT UP!"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Brush:

"nice nice nice"

Garf:

"HELL YEAH"

Moss:

"YOU HURT PRISM, GOOD JOB BURDY"

Greenshi:

"she tried to possess you and you TOTALLY beat her. hell yeah"

Insider2000:

"Be careful."

Wonder:

"just. keep being you, bud"

Insider2000:

"Prism is kind of the... babysitter of Crimson, Chartreuse, and Cobalt."

Brush:

"another asshole making people do things!"

Etharia:

“That’s like. Yeah the only people able to not just resist her but actively fight back against her have been literal gods and trainer of justice”

Moss:

"Prism is god babysitter
shes controlling dani rn"

Bubbly:

"just keep doin what youre doing"

Brush:

"allergic to self-actualization :D"

Brush:

"bad"

Greenshi:

"bad"

Bubbly:

"bad."

Garf:

"awful"

Insider2000:

"Very bad."

Moss:

"bad"

Garf:

"like the worst"

Wonder:

"extremely bad"

Greenshi:

"if you see her, you know what to do."

Insider2000:

"We're actually starting to like Crimson levels of bad."

Greenshi:

"YEAAAAH"

Wonder:

"...can you punch the wall?"

Insider2000:

"Hell yeah!"

Moss:

"LETS GOOO"

Bubbly:

"YEAH!! GO KICK ASS"

Greenshi:

"LETS GO GRUNK KICK SOME ASS"

Brush:

"👏"

Greenshi:

"hm."

Bubbly:

"i see."

Brush:

"nah i think you punched it"

Greenshi:

"you did punch it, i can tell you that for certain."

Wonder:

"so you just gotta punch it with everyone and never stop /j"

Moss:

"You punched it
prism is reforming the wall it seems, wierd"

Brush:

"throw us against the wall with all your strength and see where that gets us"

greenshi:

:nelsob: rat,,,

Moss:

Someone give small rat therapy

Brush:

rat momence

Insider2000:

Poor baby

Bubbly:

johannsen is simply so small it is so much for a little rat to handle

faraday:

this is not something a little rat on a lily pad can handle

greenshi:

he was not built for turmoil! all he knows is squeak and tazer ;-;

Wonder:

squeak, tazer, and get scritches

greenshi:

and love dani

Brush:

all he knows is be scritch and violence he does not know emotional turmoil

Brush:

AND love dani

Insider2000:

Seeing a character we've only really established as "The Rat Won" and "Dani's Pet" be big sad is truly an emotion.

greenshi:

"hehe funni rat" we regret to inform you, the rat has Depression.

Brush:

"hewwo"

Wonder:

"oh thank god we're not broken"

Moss:

"hi"

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Etharia:

“Hello there.”

Greenshi:

"hey hope boy."

Brush:

"neat!"

Moss:

"oh"

Wonder:

"we sure are"

morpheus:

“hey !!”

Wonder:

"grunk threw us"

Insider2000:

"Makes sense."

Brush:

"just what i always wanted!"

Greenshi:

"oh. not broken. cool."

Moss:

"Can you get us out of the wall?"

Brush:

"told him to"

Moss:

"we asked"

Wonder:

"we thought it would be funny"

Greenshi:

"yeah i wonder."

Etharia:

“To see what would happen.”

a mouse:

"could you pull us out before the wall reforms?"

morpheus:

“oh yeah do that”

Wonder:

"...actually, hang on, who is this?"

Wonder:

"is this nagito?"

Greenshi:

"break us out."

Brush:

"we live here now"

Moss:

"punch the wall and grab us real quock"

Brush:

"this is our home for the rest of the group"

Greenshi:

"awesome."

Wonder:

"i see"

Insider2000:

"Yep. It's him."

Moss:

"cool, what do yoy mean by dreamers
like explain further"

Bubbly:

"well, thanks for pulling us out"

Wonder:

"anyways, uhh... the hell is that stuff about 'Dreamers'?"

Brush:

"set your hand on the Wall Nelson to have your future told"

Etharia:

“I gotta ask. How is it you know about the dreamer thing? Is it being a constant stuff or ‘bring a dream construct’ stuff?”

Bubbly:

"oh. hm."

Greenshi:

"petting us. what are we, a zoo."

Bubbly:

"this is our hole. it was made for us"

Greenshi:

"we got time."

Wonder:

"well, it's not like we're going anywhere"

Moss:

"I have all day! cause timezones and other stuff"

morpheus:

“i don’t actually i need to be out of here by 6:30 so please summarize”

Wonder:

"we know that much"

Greenshi:

"yeah, we saw you get super murdered"

Brush:

"yeah"

Brush:

"fake imaginary forbidden person"

Insider2000:

"Girl, same."

morpheus:

“big word for morpheus but okay”

Moss:

"we think so yes"

Greenshi:

"yea"

Wonder:

"that's what she says"

Janet:

"yeah, though not the same as the cods we think?"

Brush:

"funny number three!"

Etharia:

“Ah, like the constants for crimson?”

Brush:

"yeah!"

Bubbly:

"uh."

Wonder:

"yeah, sorta"

Brush:

"i'm Guessing!"

Greenshi:

"im gonna assume yeah"

Moss:

"Yes, i think"

Janet:

"weird, that didn't come through for us either"

Wonder:

"not a whole lot, but yeah"

Greenshi:

"you, kanye, and sans. that last one should be good, at least."

Brush:

"i'm Assuming you're talking about the constants"

Moss:

"RUN"

morpheus:

“probably not but i can nod along”

Greenshi:

"UH."

Moss:

"hey run"

Moss:

"do me a favor and run"

Moss:

"hey?"

Greenshi:

"heyo!"

Brush:

"damn"

Bubbly:

"oh! thanks!"

Moss:

"Yay!"

Wonder:

"oh sweet freedom"

Garf:

"Hello?"

morpheus:

“YAY”

Brush:

"goodbye my beloved wall"

Raven:

"Yay!! We're free!!"

Moss:

"who is this"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Mako:

"We've been freed!"

Brush:

"put us back"

Greenshi:

"ah."

Bubbly:

"yeah figured."

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Moss:

"So hows it going"

Mako:

"Nevermind I want to be stuck again."

Garf:

"I actually enjoyed the wall a lot to be honest"

morpheus:

“now that i think of it the wall was quite nice”

chirp:

"Hiiiiii dani. Feeling normal still?"

Greenshi:

"hey dani. who was talking to us before you came by?"

Wonder:

"ehh, it could use a little less. prism."

Raven:

"It's been A Time"

Garf:

"The wall was pretty fun"

Brush:

"it's been an experience! we got thrown into a wall!"

Moss:

"Pretty good, wondering what bings doing"

morpheus:

“real warm too —“

Greenshi:

"ah, thanks queen!"

Wonder:

"hm. weird how you remember his name"

Raven:

"...how can you say his name without the censor"

Brush:

"hey dani could you throw us at the wall with all your strength. pretty please :)"

Insider2000:

"Nothing. We were talking about cookies."

Wonder:

"well, we were talking about how prism should go fuck herself"

Brush:

"delicious cookies!"

Greenshi:

"you : ) youre pretty cool yknow!"

Moss:

"I think it would be fun to thrown away from you, ya know like a strength contest"

Wonder:

"go to hell"

Moss:

"Throwing things"

Brush:

"talking about cookies!!!!"

morpheus:

“please gently place us back into the hole we came from with enough fervor that we don’t get unstuck and fall to the floor thankies love you”

Janet:

"we were talking about nothing :)"

Insider2000:

"That we're worried about Johannsen?"

chirp:

"no <3"

a mouse:

"squeak"

Moss:

"I was wondering how bings doing idk?"

Brush:

"okay but seriously we were just planning a cool birthday party :)"

Garf:

"Hollow Knight is a video game"

Raven:

"It's Nagito, he was going off on a philosophical tangent"

Brush:

"hollow knight is a video game developed by team cherry in the metroidvania genre"

morpheus:

“yeah — with cake and whatever else is at parties. lumpia? halo-halo. birthday things”

Janet:

"hey, remember that time you lost a match and wound up throwing us hundreds of metres into the air? wouldn't it be funny if that happened again"

Mako:

"I don't know about everyone else but I was just thinking about Bing. He's nice, right?"

Brush:

"we need to be thrown for our health"

Garf:

"Hollow Knight is a Metroidvania actively designed for fans of Metroidvanias, due to its high difficulty, large scope, and extreme usage of the genre's trappings"

Moss:

"Hey how do you feel about icee and how did they beat you?"

Mako:

"yeah you did in fact lose to a bear and Mario from Super Mario"

Moss:

"thats great!"

Moss:

shit

Moss:

"uh-huh?"

Wonder:

"...man, you really don't get any of these characters, huh?"

Raven:

"Oh btw you'll be so proud of Bing! He beat someone who beat you before!"

Janet:

"don't need to, say, externalise the frustration?"

AV:

“fuck you prism. Dani ily”

Brush:

"hollow knight has a character named hornet who wears red and has a big sword and is sososososososo cool. i sure wish there was someone like that here!"

Greenshi:

"Yeah, but losing to Order and letting people down....that's gotta sting, right"

Wonder:

"you wouldn't know development if it bit you in the ass, prism"

Garf:

"Soul Calibur is a super overrated franchise"

Etharia:

“Hey dani quick question. How do you feel about Bing?”

Moss:

"Prism your like william afton from-"

Insider2000:

"DANI!?!"

Brush:

"will do!"

Insider2000:

"We'll try!"

Janet:

"will do!"

Moss:

"sure!"

Bubbly:

"you got it boss"

Greenshi:

"....we will. Promise."

Raven:

"We'll do our best!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"Hi!"

Wonder:

"hey dani"

Garf:

"hi"

Bubbly:

"were listening"

Greenshi:

"we love you were sorry"

Wonder:

"uhh... hmmm... would danthony work?"

Brush:

"i mean we would if we could"

Mako:

"he's already out of the dream"

morpheus:

“bing , bing okay.”

Janet:

"he's out of the dream right now as far as we know, but we'll find a way"

Wonder:

"bing's...kinda eliminated"

Greenshi:

"we will. dunno how, but we will"

Garf:

"Got it"

Mako:

"Understood"

morpheus:

“we’ll figure it out just for you dani !!”

Moss:

"Cool"

Bubbly:

"yes ma'am"

Raven:

"We will! He even beat Folk!"

Brush:

"hissing and hissing"

Janet:

"dani compromised, he can do this, should believe, should use techniques, got it"

Janet:

"good to hear from the real you, btw"

Greenshi:

"fucker."

Insider2000:

"We will!"

Wonder:

"tolerate this, bitch"

Janet:

"that's your doing, not hers"

Wonder:

Moss:

"you know what would be really cool
captain crimson or grunk vs bing"

Brush:

"i'm sure she'll live"

Garf:

"The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test where people run to cars as fast as they can and then repeatedly run over Prism until Prism is fucking wiped from existence"

Brush:

"wall time wall time!"

Janet:

"good for you! you seem to think lots of things"

Mako:

"When it comes to you, yes"

Janet:

"maybe someday you'll think a good thing"

Brush:

"wall time :)"

morpheus:

“yes it is quite cosy”

Mako:

"wall date!"

Bubbly:

"hole :)"

Raven:

"If you put us in the wall we'll just scream from inside the drywall lmao"

Wonder:

"see ya when hubris hits"

Insider2000:

"You will lose everything, one day, Prism."

Greenshi:

"seeya later asshole."

Garf:

"Congrats! You can think! We're SOOOOOO proud of you you motherfucker"

Janet:

"crimson's awesome!"

Brush:

"crimson my love is there any chance we could talk to bing?"

Insider2000:

"Crimson is wonderful and I love him so much!"

Greenshi:

"I love crimson's personality. take us to bing please."

Greenshi:

"bing"

Brush:

"or just pay you a visit. group a!"

Moss:

"Group A or bing"

Raven:

"Crimson we loooooove youuuuuuuu also mayday mayday take us to Bing in Group A"

Greenshi:

"thanks king < 3"

Raven:

"Thank you <3"

Moss

"Thanks!"

Mako:

"Thank you Crimson our good friend Crimson"

Insider2000:

I'm glad people remembered.

Brush:

did we skip a match

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"Hi"

Janet:

"is this bing?"

Greenshi:

"BING!"

Moss:

"Bing?"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Raven:

"Did we make it?!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

morpheus:

“hello !!”

Bubbly:

"JENNY"

Janet:

"oh, hi jenny!"

Wonder:

"oh shit"

Brush:

"jenny!!!!!!"

Mako:

"we stuck around!"

morpheus:

“HELLO JENNY”

Bubbly:

"where are you right now?"

Brush:

"not bing but VERY promising!"

Greenshi:

"JENNY HI. WE NEED TO TELL BING SOMEONE RN"

Mako:

"Hiya Jenny!"

Etharia:

“Prism stuck us In The Wall”

Raven:

"JENNY! We need to get to Bing, ASAP!"

Mako:

"Could you take us to Bing?"

Wonder:

"wow, she didn't even wake everyone else up..."

Janet:

"dani (the real dani) has a message for bing"

Mako:

"Yea your rounds are over"

Moss:

'Yeah!"

Brush:

"wow she's just holding you there"

Wonder:

"yeah, so. she's prismatic now"

Garf:

"Prism stuck us in a wall but forgot we had noclip enabled"

Mako:

"Dani got compromised"

Etharia:

“Yeah she’s being full on possessed by prism”

Mako:

"She wanted us to pass a message to Bing"

Janet:

"that she's compromised, he has to believe in himself, he can do this, he has to use technique (she was struggling at that point, we didn't hear what technique)"

Garf:

"Also hey Prism if you're listening, you suck!"

Etharia:

“Yeah.”

Bubbly:

"it is"

Greenshi:

"yeah not good"

Moss:

"It is! but shes suprisngly bad even within danni
so not going the worst"

morpheus:

“yeah its pretty bad but we can fix it”

Wonder:

"thanks, jenny"

Janet:

"yeah, prism possessed her after dani caused prism a bunch of trouble"

Greenshi:

"we love you!"

Janet:

"so dani's been sd-ing a bunch in rebellion"

Raven:

"Dani's fighting it as best she can, but she doesn't have much time"

Janet:

"and also managed to pass us this message"

Brush:

"nice"

Wonder:

"NO."

Moss:

"why ben"

Wonder:

"oh"

Greenshi:

"....wh-why is he"

Janet:

"making fun? nice"

J0rt:

"bing oh no"

Greenshi:

"make him stop."

Moss:

"Well first stop him talking to ben"

Bubbly:

"BING"

Greenshi:

"BING"

Moss:

"bing?"

Janet:

"hi!"

Brush:

"hey!"

Mako:

"HI BING WE HAVE NEWS"

morpheus:

“HELLO??”

Greenshi:

"STEP AWAY FROM BEN WE NEED TO TALK"

Bubbly:

"WE HAVE A MESSAGE FROM DANI"

Brush:

"I KNOW RIGHT"

Etharia:

“YEAH ITS HILARIOUS”

J0rt:

"YEAH IT SUCKS"

Janet:

"bing! we have an important message! also yeah he sucks"

AV:

“DONT DEBATE HIM”

Raven:

"BING, DANI'S BEEN PRISM'D"

Brush:

"yeah bad news"

Wonder:

"you can give him a wedgie later, dani's in trouble"

J0rt:

"DANI GOT PRISM'D"

Moss:

"YEAH DANIS PRISMED BUT WE GOT TO REAL DANI"

Mako:

"yeah, she's been... Comprised"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Mako:

"yep"

Wonder:

"the one you thought was cute once"

Janet:

"dani says: she's compromised (by prism), you can do this, you need to believe in yourself, you need to use some sort of technique that she didn't quite manage to tell us"

Greenshi:

"ONE, PRISM'S GOT HER. TWO, USE THE TECHNIQUE"

Mako:

"Shit sucks, man"

Moss:

"Yeah also a god, horryfying"

chirp:

"She does mind control to people!"

Bubbly:

"THE TECHNIQUE"

Greenshi:

"she did!"

Moss:

"dani"

Brush:

"just said Technique"

Mako:

"Dani broke free for a second to tell us this"

Wonder:

"that's a secret for another time. anyways, technique. what is it."

morpheus:

“yeah !! technique !! you need to use that”

Janet:

"dani didn't tell us the cute thing, that's weird dream magic"

Mako:

"We aren't entirely sure what she meant by that"

Raven:

"She told us to tell you she's compromised, to believe, and to use the technique! Whatever that means!"

Janet:

"we're kinda hoping you know what she means from context"

J0rt:

"bing...."

Moss:

"Use the technique idk what it meams but do it"

Brush:

"listen we're all attracted to dani"

Moss:

"Thats what she said
idk man"

Brush:

"except for people who aren't"

AV:

“I think hes talking abt prism”

Raven:

"The keep believing and keep fighting thing is important too, probably"

AV:

“which IS kinda embarassing. Dont worry abt it bing”

Janet:

"yeah, believing in yourself is vital vs prism"

Greenshi:

"well, its now or never!"

Greenshi:

"go for it, big guy!"

Mako:

"Just believe in yourself! Even a smidge makes all the difference!"

Janet:

"you can do it! she certainly thinks you can"

morpheus:

“yeah !! she feeds off disbelief and bad vibes , so you gotta — not do that !!”

Insider2000:

"Okay."

Greenshi:

"you got this!!"

Janet:

"btw, don't tell us what the technique is"

Janet:

"prism tends to be able to tell what we're seeing"

Moss:

"Belive in you! you got this!"

Mako:

"It's a surprise tool that will help us later!"

Bubbly:

"you got this!"

J0rt:

"you can do it bing!!!"

Janet:

"you've got this!"

Wonder:

"as long as we're not listening"

Moss:

"as long as you arnt holding us"

Insider2000:

"Probably, yeah."

Janet:

"if we're not there, we think so yeah"

Raven:

"Keep it secret so Prism doesn't overhear. But remember that the key to fighting Prism is to pull a Simba and REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE"

Greenshi:

"sure! we just can't hear"

Brush:

"just throw us back in the wall"

Mako:

"As long as we don't hear, probably!"

Janet:

"hopefully we don't see it in a cutscene"

Mako:

"Good luck!"

Greenshi:

"good luck!"

Janet:

"we see the world in strange ways"

Janet:

"good luck!!"

Greenshi:

"ok crimson my beloved, back to group b"

Raven:

"Thank you, Crimson. You were a lot of help, buddy!"

Moss:

"Thanks!"

Greenshi:

"thanks bud!"

Brush:

"thank you my lovely red friend"

Janet:

"thanks crimson! this has helped us so much you have no idea"

Janet:

"well, some idea, because im sure you understand how powerful this is"

Garf:

"thank you Crimson!"

Insider2000:

"Thanks, Crimson!"

Wonder:

"thanks crimson"

Brush:

what if we all agree we want to go on a rapid-fire tour of every group in quick succession

Insider2000:

Teleport got cooldowns. Cool.

Moss:

Are we still in the wall?

Moss:

did we tp back into the wall

Moss:

Out of the wall lets goooo!

Janet:

oh no, i've just seen what one of the upcoming matches is :'c

Wonder:

...oh no

Bubbly:

yeah :(

Janet:

johanssen vs prismatic dani…

Brush:

it's incoming..

greenshi:

noooooOOOOOOO

Moss:

oh

Insider2000:

This is gonna hurt...

Mako:

COD RAT EMOTIONS ARE APPROACHING

Raven:

It's nearly time....

Wonder:

uhhh

Moss:

Either one

Brush:

fun :)

Wonder:

flip a coin?

Insider2000:

I'm gonna be evil and say 'not fun'.

Moss:

"hi?"

Brush:

"fun!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Janet:

"hi!"

Greenshi:

"beaks?"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Wonder:

"heya jo"

Brush:

"hey!"

Bubbly:

"johannsen!"

Greenshi:

"hey buddy!"

Insider2000:

"Johannsen!"

Moss:

"Hello! we are out of the walll"

Brush:

"you doing alright?"

Greenshi:

"we're back!"

Garf:

"Hi!"

Wonder:

"so uhh... your match is coming up"

Mako:

"Hi Johannsen"

Insider2000:

"Are you okay?"

Raven:

"Johannsen! Thank goodness!"

J0rt:

"Hey Johannsen!"

Janet:

"hi johanssen, good to see you, how're you holding up?"

Mako:

"You good?"

Brush:

"yep...."

Bubbly:

"yeah..."

Mako:

"We know"

Greenshi:

"yeah.....how're you feeling?"

a mouse:

"hey there, fellow rat! you feelin okay?"

Insider2000:

"It'll be okay."

Wonder:

"yeah, that's...normal"

Brush:

"yeah.............."

Mako:

"it's understandable"

Raven:

"Yeah...listen, we got through to someone who's gonna help Dani, okay?"

Garf:

"......yeah"

Bubbly:

"im sorry bud"

Moss:

"look, its gonna be ok i promis"

Mako:

"Help is on the way, don't worry"

Greenshi:

"thats fair.......but, we found something that might help her. things are gonna get better, swear."

a mouse:

"it'll be okay. hopefully the plan we were given works..."

Bubbly:

"shes fighting it"

Wonder:

"she would want you to fight hard, too"

Insider2000:

"Just know that real Dani loves you so much."

Janet:

"yeah, dani would never want anyone to go easy on her, especially in times of crisis"

Raven:

"Believe in Dani - the REAL Dani!"

Janet:

"us too…"

Wonder:

"we do too"

Janet:

"she will come back though"

Greenshi:

"yeah.....soon bud. soon."

Moss:

"We're gonna try to get her back"

Mako:

"We'll get her back soon, trust us"

Moss:

"Just wait it out for a bit longer"

AV:

“Have you been hanging out on your own, or with anyone else?”

Janet:

"this literally can't last forever"

Janet:

"prism isn't able to do that"

Mako:

"No shitty dream could hold her back for long, right?"

Insider2000:

"It can't rain all the time."

Raven:

"You can give her a great big hug when she wakes back up"

Wonder:

"yeah, he's. a little eccentric. but he's friendly"

Wonder:

"he's with us. in a way"

Greenshi:

"yeah, he's helping us out. you can trust him, for now."

Janet:

"honestly we're not sure what his aims are, but he's been helpful"

Raven:

"He's good, deep down. He's sick, and that makes him say and do strange stuff sometimes, but he has a good heart."

Janet:

"sick in multiple ways, really - in the waking world, he was a universal constant, and he died and got erased from existence - he's continued to exist in these dreams though"

Wonder:

"we're not sure ourselves"

Bubbly:

"thats what we've been asking"

Insider2000:

"We're not entirely sure beyond the fact that she's not very nice."

Wonder:

"she's dodging the question a lot, though"

Brush:

"trying to keep the story going, i suppose?"

Moss:

"Shes mad for this dream i think, but in total
we dont know"

Moss:

"folk asked and she ran"

Janet:

"i think it started with an impulse to make stories, and then it became actively combative - i don't think she knows at this point"

Raven:

"She wants to control the 'story', even though it's not her story to tell."

chirp:

"this specifically? not sure. Overall? Something about trying to tell a story, people's lives be damned."

Greenshi:

" she wont say."

Janet:

"but also yeah, she sees everyone as just… things, as parts of a story"

Brush:

"whatever her reasons, they're almost certainly too big for a lil rat"

Janet:

"remember chartreuse?"

Janet:

"prism helped raise her and her siblings - she didn't do well, she mostly tried to force them into acting like some "higher role" she made up for them"

Janet:

"chartreuse had to be the goddess of tragedy, which meant prism tried to make sure nothing in her life went well"

Janet:

"and that's someone prism's known since she was a kid, and was responsible for - this is how she sees everyone, as people who should fit roles and do what she says"

Wonder:

"we think so too"

Bubbly:

"she isnt"

Janet:

"yeah, prism's only going this far because dani was already fighting back"

Janet:

"and i think this has got dani to fight back even harder"

Insider2000:

"Anytime, buddy."

Mako:

"No problem, bud"

Etharia:

“There’s a lot we don’t know about this situation, but one thing we do is this: she’s gonna be ok.”

Insider2000:

"We'll be cheering you on!"

Greenshi:

"see ya bud."

Janet:

"that prism had to go this far at all shows she's losing"

Bubbly:

"you got this bud"

Moss:

"good luck on your fight"

Mako:

"Go kick ass!"

Greenshi:

"you got this"

Janet:

"seeya, good luck!"

AV:

“Good luck! Im sure the real dani will be happy to see u!”

Wonder:

"stay safe, bud. give her hell"

Raven:

"Please be careful!"

Janet:

words that only the real dani heard…

Raven:

To clarify she uhhh broke her leg, not...choppy choppied it, right?

Insider2000:

Thankfully, that's not the case, but still, Prism barely has a leg to stand on.
🥁 9

Brush:

someone told her to break a leg before the match and she was like "oh damn good idea"
🥁 8

Insider2000:

One Leg. Imagine.

Wonder:

that leg

Wonder:

how uhh...permanent is it going to be for this group?

Mako:

Cod I want to make like

Mako:

A Nelson gijinka

cheshire_creeper:

cheshire_creeper:

Brush:

Janet:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Moss:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo!"

Greenshi:

"howdy"

mums:

"Sup!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Moss:

"who is this!"

Raven:

"Sleep later, Nelson now!"

Cheshire_Creeper:

"Greetings Nelson, I have heard so much about you"

Greenshi:

"like this, cheshire!"

Wonder:

"nelson"

mums:

"yessir? Who be this?"

Bubbly:

"yeah?"

Brush:

"hihihihihi!"

Moss:

"So new person got it"

Greenshi:

"whi's?"

mums:

"Yes! We are Nelson!"

Greenshi:

"nelson."

Brush:

"hb!!!"

Bubbly:

"HEARTBREAK!!"

mums:

"Oh hey bro!"

J0rt:

"oh hey heartbreak!!"

Moss:

"HI!"

Greenshi:

"HB!!! hiii"

Raven:

"HB MY BOY"

chirp:

"Howdy hb!"

Wonder:

"oh hey"

Moss:

"Hows it going!"

Greenshi:

"how's it going man?"

Janet:

"we're the discord of discord jack, inhabiting this ceramic hedgehog named nelson"

Greenshi:

"yeah!"

Insider2000:

"No kidding..."

Janet:

"yep!"

Raven:

"NAMED AFTER MY FAVORITE HAMTARO GAME"

Brush:

"not sure it's day, really!"

Moss:

are we telling him

Moss:

about dream?

Greenshi:

"also. youre dreaming. have fun with that."

Brush:

"might be hovering in a strange limbo of colorful twilight, idk we haven't seen the sky"

Moss:

"Nothing
prism just exists"

Wonder:

"maybe some neopolitan ice cream"

Janet:

"yeah this is a shared dream, created by prism because she's mean"

Greenshi:

"rainbow cookies, probalbly"

Brush:

"delicious cookies :)"

Raven:

"No funny pizza dreams this time bud. This is all goddess interference"

Mako:

"We've actually met before!"

Wonder:

"mostly"

Greenshi:

"sorta kinda"

Janet:

"also prism likes to use her powers to change what people say, as a warning - or possess people, in dani's case!"

Mako:

"Sort of"

Moss:

"Yup! kinda!"

Brush:

"more or less!"

Brush:

"fucked up dream tournament momence"

Greenshi:

"how're you, though? holding up ok?"

Moss:

"whats ur questions"

Mako:

"It basically boils down to Prism doing messed up shit"

Brush:

"yeah she dyed her hair"

Raven:

"Prism has control issues, that's what's going on"

Mako:

"Yea Prism took control of Dani"

Moss:

"you know how vals possesed
its like that but with a much worse entity"

Wonder:

"don't worry about him"

Janet:

"that's nagito"

Greenshi:

"you dont know him"

Insider2000:

"Nagito Komaeda"

Wonder:

"he's...a friend"

Moss:

"Oh thats- ya know"

Mako:

"That's someone who according to the universe, has never existed"

Janet:

"he died and stopped existing in the waking world"

Mako:

"A former universal constant"

Raven:

"Have you ever played Danganronpa"

Moss:

"Hes no longer existed!"

Brush:

"forbidden name"

Wonder:

"don't think too much about it, hb"

Insider2000:

"It's Silver the Hedgehog's humansona."

Bubbly:

"you were in italy"

Mako:

"Chat Noir but with white hair"

Janet:

"this happened in cpuk22 iirc"

Moss:

"eren yeager but with white hair and highschooler"

Moss:

"Yeah, a lot happens often"

Bubbly:

"everything happens so much"

Brush:

"sometimes you are just In Italy"

Moss:

"how much do you know about prism? so we can catch you up better?"

Janet:

"oh, also he seems to have meta knowledge about the nature of reality here"

Janet:

"so if you're curious about stuff, try asking him!"

Moss:

"ah shes a bit worse than that
hate to tell ya"

Brush:

"you know all you need!"

Wonder:

"and that's all you need"

Wonder:

"she sucks"

Janet:

"she's also an abusive person who sees everyone around her as playthings and has manipulatie powers, but yeah pretty much"

Moss:

"who are you rooting for other than yourself?"

Greenshi:

"Kill her"

Greenshi:

"You speak rat?"

Greenshi:

"True"

Moss:

"fair"

Janet:

"johanssen rules"

Brush:

"rat in a hat with tazers. what more can you love"

Greenshi:

"The chess <3"

Moss:

"how good are you at chess?"

Janet:

"oh yeah he has automatic prism defenses"

Moss:

"Robot things ya know"

Mako:

"Anti-Prism defenses"

Brush:

"love him <3"

Janet:

"machi does that too"

Bubbly:

"yeah uh. that dr order did some research"

Greenshi:

"So fuck prism. CM2K got anti Prism tech in him"

Moss:

"Also favorite song"

Moss:

"what is it"

Wonder:

"yeah, so. you missed a lot of shit in italy"

Brush:

is it helping any or is it just fun to watch

greenshi:

Not even a good bye 😔

Brush:

hb just had us in his hand and then he put us down

Brush:

forgot he was holding us

Garf:

hb put us down on a coffee table

Garf:

next to all the phones people freak out about losing

Insider2000:

So, she's definitely moving into other groups, but... I think that might just make things more interesting.

Bubbly:

yeah, whoever wins cap crim vs nagito will move on too

Wonder:

Prince:

...hey so this is unrelated, but every branch of the bracket has someone that's technically prism-alligned

Prince:

seriously though i'm just. is prismatic larry a joker or random

Prince:

because either way we are going to feel florida emotions

chirp:

I think it'll be 'random' but we're gonna see chosen forms for maximum emotional and/or physical damage <3

Etharia:

Oh is this non-imsorrjon garfield

Greenshi:

"hiya"

Moss:

"hello?"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Moss:

"who is this?"

Greenshi:

"yes?"

Mako:

"Jack?"

Bubbly:

"jack?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hi!"

Raven:

"Who dis"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Wonder:

"hi"

Greenshi:

"...?"

Brush:

"which legends"

Moss:

"Who is this?"

Greenshi:

"FROG!"

Brush:

"shadow?"

Janet:

"hi!"

Bubbly:

"FROG"

J0rt:

"Shadow?"

Mako:

"The Legend of Zegend"

Wonder:

"hi frog"

Greenshi:

"MY BOY I LOVE YOU"

Raven:

"haha we're in danger"

Wonder:

"OH"

AV:

“Cobalt??”

Wonder:

"COBALT?"

Greenshi:

"oh no?"

Bubbly:

"OH"

J0rt:

"OH SHIT"

Mako:

"COBALT HI!!"

Moss:

"HI"

Greenshi:

"OH COBALT HI!!"

Janet:

"hi cobalt!!!"

Brush:

"blue frog"

UnofficiallyJam:

"COBALT"

Insider2000

"OH!"

Etharia

“Oh hi cobalt!”

Raven:

"HELLO SIR"

Bubbly:

"WHOOPS WE CANT SEE"

Janet:

"we can't see"

Moss:

"yes"

Wonder:

"...in our defense, the frog kinda talks like you"

Mako:

"To be fair the frog is very sad"

Brush:

"we are all too eager to see frog"

Greenshi:

"look man im very excited to see him"

Janet:

"last time we saw many ellipsis it was a frog"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Can't fucking see shit."

chirp:

"Hi cobalt! We cannot see we parse reality as text"

Mako:

"And we have no eyes"

AV:

“HELLO GAYBOY. PLEASE HELP US”

Janet:

"oh, also, we hear through text"

Janet:

"'tis a strange world for us"

Brush:

"i'm still caught up in the idea that there's legends about us"

Brush:

"we are a paperweight."

AV:

“There is no script, Cobalt. Its improv. If thats what u mean”

Moss:

"Have you eaten mashed potatoes
2/3 gods recomend it"

Etharia:

“But yeah tl;dr of the situation is that Crimson and CM2K are working on a plan”

Wonder:

"i mean, with a guy as legendary as discord jack..."

Bubbly:

"what did prism tell you about us?"

Brush:

"we are a legendary pokemon"

Brush:

"script as in text"

Brush:

"like jack?"

AV:

“Mkay. Oh?”

J0rt:

".....like j0hn?"

Bubbly:

"ohh.. hm.."

Raven:

"A select few, such as J0hn"

Moss:

"he cant fucking read :("

Brush:

"jack certainly got Some kind of text-based understanding blasted into his brain by spectrum"

Moss:

"True!"

Raven:

"Yeah, she can edit text and leave smileys"

UnofficiallyJam:

"oh boy can she!"

Moss:

"she can also change what your saying"

Greenshi:

"wait. i think i know what you mean."

Janet:

"luckily we see when she does it, so we've been able to point out to people when their words aren't their own"

Greenshi:

"...odd question, what do you know about Cosmic Love?"

Moss:

"How many dreams like this have you had?"

Moss:

"yes"

Greenshi:

"yea <3"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, another thing: cool job helping out captain quadratic when he was fighting prism"

Greenshi:

"damn right"

Raven:

"Yeah we just saw a cutscene of Prism trying to recruit her for something"

Janet:

"last dream kinda implied that prism sees through us, concerningly? so if you have something you wanna keep secret, don't tell us directly"

Wonder:

"SHHHHH"

Brush:

"wow! cool elipses"

Greenshi:

"put us down if you gotta say it"

Greenshi:

"wh"

Brush:

"who'd you banish"

Wonder:

"...prism?"

J0rt:

"wh. whom???"

Garf:

"huh?"

Brush:

"yeah"

Wonder:

"prism."

Bubbly:

"yeah"

Janet:

"there are means of telling us things she won't hear, but… oh wow that works? nice"

J0rt:

"ah. yes."

Garf:

"ah yeah"

Brush:

"if you can tell when she's listening you've got one up on us!"

Greenshi:

"yea, we've seen some others do it too!"

Bubbly:

"yeah i think we saw that with dani earlier"

Greenshi:

"self actualization and all"

Insider2000:

"That's good."

Brush:

"barely!"

Wonder:

"only a little bit"

Janet:

"yeah, she did!"

Mako:

"prolly why she didn't invite you to these dream tourneys before"

Brush:

"under a lot of stress!"

Wonder:

"she's prismatic, though"

Janet:

"prism made her into a dreamer and used that to possess her"

Greenshi:

"oh yeah! dani's possessed by prism. so is larry. and geico."

Insider2000:

"For a moment, to protect Johannsen."

Brush:

"she's not the best at it but she did manage to break her leg instead of fighting her rat on even footing"

Janet:

"but dani managed to break through to get us to send a message to bing, and to stop prism from taking advantage of a threestock over johannsen"

Raven:

"Prism's done 4 of these dream tournaments so far, but this is the first one you've been in. We think Prism knows you can beat her"

Insider2000:

"Could you possibly save Dani?"

Janet:

"went as far as breaking her own leg, was very intense"

Greenshi:

"shes so cool~ <3"

Wonder:

"well, she has been one of the few people to fight every god and win"

Wonder:

"almost every, i mean"

Brush:

"chinhands"

Raven:

"In one dream Trainer of Justice punched Prism in the face and gave her a black eye!"

Wonder:

"uh"

Bubbly:

"ope"

Greenshi:

"uh. no."

Moss:

"been blocked buddy"

Janet:

"ah, it's Voided"

Raven:

"You th?"

Brush:

"hm!"

greenshi:

"its gone. whatever you were saying"

Brush:

"censored"

Wonder:

"cool. there's two of them we have to deal with now"

Insider2000:

"Your words are being blocked somehow. Maybe by Cosmic."

Brush:

"forbidden knowledge"

greenshi:

"we cant see it. i think shes doing it"

Wonder:

"awesome."

Raven:

"You have been Stopped"

Etharia

“Before that, one more quick thing. Given your status, you’re aware of Light Pit’s whole situation, so, please just take care of the kid for this dream. He’s already been through enough.”

Janet:

"i think that does give us a pretty good impression of what she's capable of though"

Brush:

"he is falling into the void"

Greenshi:

"cosmic said no spoilers"

Brush:

"get this man the voidheart"

Raven:

"Cosmic Love, ma'am, please"

Wonder:

"hand us to cosmic love"

Greenshi:

"also heyyyyyy cosmiiiic ily"

Janet:

"also cobalt, just so you know: we like you you're awesome"

Wonder:

"we'll try"

Greenshi:

"you too!"

Insider2000:

"You too."

Raven:

"Cosmic Love is censoring you. But she's hot so (shrugs)"

greenshi:

my eighth place queen < 3

Insider2000:

She hasn't had a great track record.

Raven:

We threw off her groove

greenshi:

she has never won anything. and i love her for that

Janet:

i bet she does really well in tournaments we don't get to see

Natalya:

Is sprite man. Aware that this is a dream?

Moss:

"HI!"

Greenshi:

"Hiii"

Wonder:

"alright, cosmic love, you know why we're here"

Greenshi:

"COSMIC I LOVE YOU"

Janet:

"hi! you're awesome"

Mako:

"Hiya Cosmic!"

Brush:

"hihihi"

Insider2000:

"Cause talking is fun."

Janet:

"you're really cool we're big fans"

Greenshi:

"WHATS YOUR DEAL ILY"

Raven:

"Ohmygosh hiiiiiii (twirls hair)"

Mako:

"We think you're neat"

Brush:

"hot spooky woman"

Moss:

"you picked us up, i belive"

Wonder:

"just to talk and figure things out"

Etharia:

“What was going on with cobalt? Did you just not want him speaking about you?”

Janet:

"would you prefer we speak like this?"

Brush:

"forbidden knowledge"

Brush:

"hey so why were you censoring him"

Moss:

"youve been doing funny things and also we love you thats why we are here"

Moss:

"Cool"

Janet:

"honestly we asked to see you on a whim after you censored his text"

Natalya:

"You're mysterious!"

Greenshi:

"So. Are you like. A goddess?"

Bubbly:

"we wanna know what going on with you!!"

Moss:

"Why you cencor the lad"

Raven:

"Also Prism is dangerous pls be careful dealing with her"

Insider2000:

"Fair."

Greenshi:

"You'd be surprised"

Moss:

"Fair!"

Brush:

"this is true"

Insider2000:

"What's your favorite food?"

Wonder:

"we do, but this is a lot bigger than some secret we mortals have"

Janet:

"yeah i'd hate for people to know that /j"

Brush:

"but i'd argue we're the cosmically greater beings in this situation"

Greenshi:

"Keep your secrets. But tell us: favorite ice cream flavor?"

Janet:

"but yeah your desire for privacy is very understandable"

Greenshi:

"Ah."

Greenshi:

"You got a favorite song then?"

Janet:

"favourite word?"

Greenshi:

"Wow~~~~"

Janet:

"very good word"

Brush:

"hm that tracks"

Greenshi:

"That's a good one"

Mako:

"Same"

Janet:

"mine is 'perturbed'"

Raven:

"I don't know why I expected anything else"

Brush:

"do you like any films"

Janet:

"talking to someone who sees the world differently is really interesting dw"

Wonder:

"all good"

Greenshi:

"What's your opinion/relation to Prism and the Cods, if you dont mind me asking?"

Brush:

"it is simply fascinating"

Raven:

"That's fine! It's always neat to learn how someone else perceives things!"

Janet:

"but even if it weren't you wouldn't need to apologise! it's nice to talk to you regardless c:"

Etharia:

“Don’t worry about it, we’re just asking the wrong questions. Like, there’s gotta be some sort of distinction between the void we can’t perceive. Maybe you could tell us about that?”

Brush:

"i see!"

Moss:

"Neat!"

Greenshi:

"Hey, we're kinda similar! We experience your world through words and text!"

Brush:

"i suppose you just don't experience the imagined reality that the other characters do outside of what we actually read here"

Brush:

"sounds like it"

Janet:

"from what we saw, yes"

Moss:

"I think so yeah"

Greenshi:

"Yeah!"

Janet:

"do you experience the cutscenes too?"

Etharia:

“I wonder. Are you able to tell us apart?”

Wonder:

"only with extreme darkness, i assume"

chirp:

"I recall something about a falling star."