CPUK NCCT4: New Ground

Please stand by while Prism prepares. This is surely new ground for her, and I hope that she can properly deliver

https://challonge.com/DreamKerfuffle4

Are we ready?

Then let me get some ambience ready for the opening cutscene

[BGM: Approaching Nirvana - Lullaby of Creation]

[original] [remastered]

Dear Spectrum :)

I pray to you at this time of strife and this time of chaos :)

I humble myself to you, and look to you in my times of doubt :)

As I'm sure that you see, the situation looks to be perilous, but I know that through you, I will be able to not only survive, but thrive in the greater good of what you are :)

But......

I've found myself asking a question to myself......one that I hope that you would be able to help me with.......

Why?

You created me to be a part of these tournaments, and I very much enjoy being a part of them, but......I can't help but to wonder why you created me for this......

To be a villain? I understand that. And I believe that I have served such a purpose well....but what is the purpose of this world you have created?

This world....it's chaotic....and it's fun. But I can see.......ideas......and messages.....stories of people overcoming their own trauma.......

With how much care and time you are putting into this world......what brings you to continue our existence? Is it a sympathy?

Whatever we all are, I'm sure it'll be great! :)

Amen! :)

Prism feels the snakes surrounding her more snugly as time goes on. The snake dimension has been pretty nightmarish, but with nothing happening for over a month in real time, it begs the question of how much time has passed for her. The answer is scarcely any time at all. But even a few minutes in the snake dimension is pretty uncomfortable.

Now let's get this started already! :)

Let's get our first eight ready, shall we? The link says Group A, but I think we can say this is the Red Group :)

END CUTSCENE

BEGIN NCCT 4

Group A (Red)

Canadian Ben Shapiro

Bing

Cupid Shuffle

Fly Bi

Zapmouse

Folk

Squid Jenny

Crimson

Folk

Squid Jenny

Crimson

Canadian Ben Shapiro

Fly Bi

Zapmouse

Bing

Cupid Shuffle

Squid Jenny

Fly Bi

Zapmouse

Bing

Canadian Ben Shapiro

Cupid Shuffle

Crimson

Folk

Cupid Shuffle

Zapmouse

Fly Bi

Crimson

Bing

Squid Jenny

Folk

Canadian Ben Shapiro

Folk

Fly Bi

Squid Jenny

Cupid Shuffle

Crimson

Bing

Canadian Ben Shapiro

Zapmouse

Cupid Shuffle

Crimson

Bing

Folk

Fly Bi

Canadian Ben Shapiro

Zapmouse

Squid Jenny

Crimson

Zapmouse

Canadian Ben Shapiro

Squid Jenny

Folk

Cupid Shuffle

Fly Bi

Bing

Part 1

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey wait, don't I know you? I know Dani was talking about how much of a little bitch you were"

"Oh, you're likely confusing me for my American counterpart. Although his reputation of being a quote unquote b-word is highly exaggerated by those who are simply too stupid to know any better"

[1: Canadian Ben Shapiro vs Bing]

ROUND THREE

WAIT WAIT

WHAT THE FU

WAIT

So I thought that the winner died but apparently they won?????

Wonder:

is this a lore thing or a screw-up thing?

It's a screw up thing

W

I made an assumption and it was wrong

Because I was half watching

Anyway

We have a report from the field!!!!

"Dani wanted me to ask you about one small problem.....sell their houses to who?"

BING has defeated CANADIAN BEN SHAPIRO this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey! Have we ever gotten an interview before? Because I have a few questions about your......uh.......inclination towards hitting literal children"

"Hey! Let it be known to the press that they had it comin'!!!"

[9: Squid Jenny vs Fly Bi]

Wait shit this is completely the wrong order

oh well lol

Brush:

skjghk sqjenny just wanted an interview

Squid Jenny NEEDED that interview

speaking of interview

the Nelson image

Greenshi:

"HI!"

Moss:

"HI"

Prince:

"nELS?"

"The hell is this thing?"

Brush:

"HEY"

Mako:

"Hello?"

evening:

"HI"

J0rt:

"hi hi hewwo??"

Brush:

"we're nelson"

Mako:

"Whomst've"

Wonder:

"okay, hi, who's this?"

Greenshi:

"WELCOME BACK!!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"were the audience!"

Prince:

"hi <3"

"Jeez! Those are voices!!!"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Etharia:

“HI! Who are you? We’re Nelson!”

Janet:

"we're the discord of discord jack"

Prince:

"we are voices!"

Mako:

"We sure are!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Greenshi:

"I MISSED YOU STRANGER!"

"Hey! Hey! Okay hey! Hey!!!"

Janet:

"jack summoned us here for hijinks"

Brush:

"we're a paperweight. put us on paper"

Mako:

"Who are we speaking with?"

Janet:

"we Will eat the paper"

Moss:

"who is this?"

evening:

"who are you"

Wonder:

"okay, we'll try to make this quick: you're dreaming, prism's doing these tournaments, she might fuck you up"

Greenshi:

":plum: "

"Where is everyone? We all kinda popped up and there's only seven other people?"

Etharia:

“Also we can’t see only hear”

Brush:

"got split up :<"

Greenshi:

"name plz"

Prince:

"Split up the gang... like in scoobert doobert"

Etharia:

“The tournament is 8 separate round robins followed by a normal quarterfinals and on”

Brush:

"let's look for clues"

Janet:

"prism did a weird thing"

Wonder:

"prism split everyone up into different brackets and doesn't want anyone talking to each other"

Greenshi:

"noooo scorby"

"Oh, you guys can't tell who I am? Alright, well, in that case, since you guys said you're the audience, you all probably know me to an extent. I'm Folk"

Mako:

"FOLK"

Brush:

"FOLK"

Prince:

"dogy"

Wonder:

"oh hey folk!"

Greenshi:

"FOLK HIIII!"

Janet:

"hi folk we love you you're so cool!"

Moss:

"HI"

J0rt:

"Folk!!! Hey!!!"

evening:

"FOLK HI"

Raven:

"FOLK THANK COD"

Brush:

"doggy momence"

Mako:

"DO YOU HAVE MORE MASHED POTATOES"

J0rt:

"Did Chartreuse tell you a lot about Prism?"

"Alright, no need to make me blush, where the hell is Chartreuse?"

Prince:

"folk my friend folk"

Garf:

"FOLK"

Greenshi:

"folk our dearest yolk"

Wonder:

"separate bracket"

Garf:

"yolk"

Moss:

"In a diffrent area idk
prism is seperating people"

Janet:

"group G"

Raven:

"Prism put her in a different dream :("

Brush:

"she's in group g. for green :>"

Etharia:

“Prism separated you because she knew you’d be too powerful”

Janet:

"according to what we were told, it's not possible to get to her, though prism talks a lot of nonsense"

Insider2000:

"Your love for each other is too powerful for Prism."

Garf:

"Cringe Prism with her Fail Bracket Separations"

"Oh geez. Some Prism bs again, huh?"

Greenshi:

"yknow when two kids talk too miuh so the teacher moves their desk to the other side of the room? yeah :("

Wonder:

"yeah..."

Moss:

"yes"

Garf:

"yeah pretty much"

Janet:

"you're probably separated because in a past dream you inspired chartreuse so hard she got her time powers back in the dream"

Raven:

"Yep, this is the 4th round of dream tournaments"

"Well why the hell are we separat- fourth???"

Brush:

"just keeps on happening"

Insider2000:

"Yeah. We keep falling down these stairs."

Wonder:

"prism doesn't want anyone colluding"

Raven:

"Prism really doesn't wanna wake up without getting her way"

Mako:

"we've been dreaming a while"

Greenshi:

"yeah memories dont carry over. surprise!"

Brush:

"people kept unionizing"

Wonder:

"which...she's watching through us"

Janet:

"fourth! last one ended with a bunch of people punching prism in the face and her getting snaked"

Etharia:

“They’re dreams so you don’t remember them”

Mako:

"You gave us mashed potatoes last time!"

"Well this is bullshit"

Mako:

"Speaking of which do you have more?"

Greenshi:

"ikr"

Etharia:

“It very much is”

Wonder:

"she can only edit people's thoughts and words either through us or when she's in the scene herself"

Wonder:

"at least, that's what i'm thinking..."

Brush:

"mash potato is so last dream. give paper. let us serve our true purpose"

"Why would I have more mashed potatoes? I'm in a non-descript room while I wait for the next fight"

Etharia:

“Btw good luck with Canadian Ben Shapiro”

Greenshi:

"I want :plum:"

Moss:

"Something something
car battery, do you have them?"

Raven:

"She was REALLY mad at Chartreuse after the last one"

Janet:

"btw, the secret to stopping prism last time seemed to be falling through the air shouting 'MMMMMMM'????"

Brush:

"is it green"

"I thought he was American"

mums:

"Non descript? Is there a door to leave?"

Etharia:

“IDK last time it was a full coliseum”

"Not at the moment"

Wonder:

"there's multiple shapiros"

mums:

"Thats scary!"

Wonder:

"this one's from another dimension"

Greenshi:

"boo"

Brush:

"don't like that!"

Etharia:

“There’s normal Ben Shapiro and Canadian Ben Shapiro”

Brush:

"she's so uncreative :/"

"God, that.....somehow sounds worse....."

Janet:

"have you tried imagining really hard? maybe prism's distracted making these nondescript rooms for everyone"

Garf:

"It is"

"Wait a minute, the walls are suddenly....making murals?"

Etharia:

“Oh?”

Mako:

"A"

mums:

"Oh? Please describe them to us!"

Raven:

"The last 3 dreams everybody has been able to work together against her, so this time she's isolated everyone as much as she can"

Wonder:

"uh oh"

Brush:

"tell us in excrutiating detail!"

Moss:

"are they pretty?"

"Of some general Smash Bros imagery. Like a bunch of fighters going after a Smash ball"

Brush:

"boo"

"They....don't look bad."

mums:

"Everyone grab ball!"

Mako:

"which ones?"

Wonder:

"oh, like the classic mode one?"

"I... don't know what that means but probably yeah like that :)"

Raven:

"Wait so you know you're in Smash Bros"

Raven:

"AUGH"

Janet:

"btw prism just said that"

Wonder:

"...hm"

Brush:

"it's june at least give us a pride flag"

Janet:

"she takes over people's words sometimes"

Mako:

"!!! White Woman Spotted!!!"

Greenshi:

"Here we go again"

Janet:

"we can tell because we see the world through text, and she's very visible in text"

Mako:

"Prism took over your words for a sec"

"Which part did she say?"

Garf:

"Hi Prism no one likes you please go away"

Wonder:

"the something like that part"

Janet:

"'but probably yeah like that :)'"

Etharia:

“Probably like that yeah”

Raven:

"The confirmation"

"Treusey told me about this...."

Moss:

"She did a funny haha, also she confrimed"

Greenshi:

"Probably like that"

Raven:

"Her text always has a smiley at the end"

"Well, that's gonna be a pain in the ass, huh?"

Wonder:

"yeah, so. how do we talk safely without prism getting in the way?"

Greenshi:

"Yeah she sucks"

Mako:

"oh you have no idea"

Wonder:

"if you have any ideas"

Etharia:

“This time it was benign at least since it seems she was just clarifying for us but be on the lookout”

Mako:

"You can fight it with self actualization!"

Garf:

"Yeah no Prism just kinda sucks"

Natalya:

"By the way self actualization seems to be her weakness"

Greenshi:

"Be extremely true to yourself and she cant get you"

"Self actualization is a little easier said than done....."

Janet:

"there is a way for you to talk to us safely, one-way, but im not sure if i can tell you without giving the game away"

"But I did just get an idea.....I'll be right back"

Brush:

"just find absolute certainty within yourself! simple!"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!!!

"Listen, it's misunderstood, I was put up against a kid and then from there it became a running joke I had to keep up, alright?"

FLY BI has defeated SQUID JENNY this round!!!

now lets actually do this in order

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Wow!!! The options for you are kinda limitless aren't they....well not limitless, you aren't pan"

"The difference between pan and bi are superficial to me. If someone's cute, I'll be more than happy to give em a chance regardless of anything. I just think the bi colors fit my style better"

[2: Cupid Shuffle vs Fly Bi]

greenshi:

"Look I cant just be bisexual. I need a gimmick"

Brush:

just being bisexual isn't a gimmick, it describes nearly everyone around here

Brush:

it'd be like having your gimmick be "florida man" when everyone is already in florida

Raven:

Might not be Florida born and raised

Brush:

everyone in cpuk is from florida they're just different flavors of florida

Brush:

jack is from cold florida

J0rt:

cold florida....

Etharia:

The planet CPUK takes place on is called Florida

Raven:

Cold Florida, aka the ocean /j

Mako:

Florida Florida

Brush:

dan is from new york, florida

The best characters are from area of florida I am most familiar with

We have a report from the field!!

"Thanks for clarifying! Good to know I won't leave anyone off limits if you ever want matchmaking help!!"

CUPID SHUFFLE has defeated FLY BI this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Ho boy......I'll have to whip out some of the old therapy notes for you, huh?"

SNARL ("I'm COMPLETELY fine!!! I just need to get my paws on that MOTHERFUCKER Doctor Order!!!!!!!!!!")

[3: Zapmouse vs Folk]

the Nelson image

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Moss:

"Hi!"

Greenshi:

"Hiho"

Mako:

"Mad Rat Mthursday"

"So what the hell is this thing Folk was talking up so mu- waugh!!!"

Wonder:

"heya, happy pride"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo hewwo!"

Mako:

"hi :D"

Wonder:

"so, we're the voices in jack's head"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Moss:

"we are the audience"

Brush:

"we're nelson"

Wonder:

"discord jack, i mean"

J0rt:

"who are we speaking to? we can't see"

"Yeah yeah gay rights or whatever, good to hear from ya, thanks for the jumpscare, assholes"

Janet:

"hi! who are you?"

Brush:

"you're welcome!"

Wonder:

"good to see you too, crimson"

Janet:

"we have no way to communicate beyond suddenly talking"

J0rt:

"you're welcome!"

Wonder:

"well, hear from you"

"Huh....good guessin"

Wonder:

"can't really see in this thing"

Brush:

"all we can do is talk and BOY do we"

Wonder:

"anyways, we need help with prism"

Janet:

"we talk about many things, 99% of which are mashed potato"

"So Folk gave me this weird hedgehog thing and tellin me to do some dimension dream stuff?"

Moss:

"Oh hey, captain crimson is also here, somewhere

do you know about that and if so should we be concerned"

Wonder:

"yeah, prism isn't letting anyone communicate because we might fuck up her plans"

"Captain Crimson? Oh man, Prism's goin nuts then, huh?"

J0rt:

"oh absolutely"

Brush:

"prism's out here busting unions"

Wonder:

"especially in-between brackets"

Raven:

"elcome to the 4th round of fucked up dream torment!"

Janet:

"you're all in separate sections of the bracket https://challonge.com/DreamKerfuffle4 "

"I can't read that.....but thanks"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, quick question"

"Oh jesus, she's doing dream shit, of course"

Wonder:

"bit random, buuuuuut... thoughts on cupid?"

Brush:

"call her amazonian because she. is demonstrating illegal union busting activities"

"Thoughts on Cupid?"

Janet:

"folk's probably asking you to get access to group G where chartreuse is?"

Wonder:

"yeah."

"He's.....there?"

Raven:

"Shuffle"

J0rt:

"yeah what do you think of cupid shuffle"

Moss:

"He sure is there"

Greenshi:

"WAIT CRIMON"

Brush:

"cupid shuffle! he certainly exists"

Raven:

"Yeah he just fought! And won!"

"What do you mean, like? Do I think he's good at fighting?"

J0rt:

"he sure is!"

Wonder:

"just your thoughts"

Mako:

"new tourney, new crack ship"

Etharia:

“Cupid has thots?”

Janet:

"do you think he's good at- gets knocked out"

Greenshi:

"ALMOST MISSED YA. HI. I HAVE A CONCEPT FOR YOU"

"Yeah I think he's good at getting knocked out."

Etharia:

“Long story short we saw a dimension where you two started dating”

"I'll prove that one s- what?"

Brush:

"we will steadily convince crimson to kiss everyone. or at least convince people he did that"

Greenshi:

"Its be such a good prank if you dated cupid dude trust ms"

"Did Prism make that universe or was it Spectrum?"

Mako:

"Either that or you and Dani, pick your poison"

Etharia:

“Spectrum.”

Greenshi:

" it was MEEEE"

Wonder:

"uhhh... technically spectrum???"

"Yeah, that tracks"

Brush:

"hahaha. us :>"

"Dani???? Ha!!! As if!"

Brush:

"i have photographic evidence. it's real."

J0rt:

"yeah, just ask Larry about it"

Mako:

"That one was all Larry"

Etharia:

“Oh yeah we’re technically a fragment of spectrum btw. Should prob clarify that”

J0rt:

"Larry can tell ya aaallllll about it"

Moss:

"Dream 2 the sequal
it happened"

Janet:

"you sung a different tune a couple dreams ago~ (in the story larry told us that no one else corroborated)"

"Well, I can't ask Larry about it, dicknips. It's just me and 5 other people.....well 7 if you count Folk and Zapmouse"

Janet:

"oh also larry got very brutalised by dani for some reason, weird coincidence"

ROUND THREE!!!!

J0rt:

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IF YOU COUNT FOLK AND ZAPMOUSE'"

Alex:

"RUDE TO FOLK... and zapmouse"

Moss:

"who are you rooting for?"

J0rt:

"WHY WOULDN'T YOU"

Brush:

"weird that prism decided to split you two up. she was so supportive before"

"I mean there are 5 others in this room right now! But the other two are fighting"

Insider2000:

"I get not counting Zapmouse, cause you can't speak mouse, but why Folk?"

Etharia:

“It’s actually a round Robin followed by a top 8 with each sector’s winner, so if you win you can learn more”

Insider2000:

"Oh."

Wonder:

"ohhhh... it's a room thing..."

Wonder:

"well, that changes things..."

J0rt:

"oh so the others are there?"

J0rt:

"can we talk to bing?"

Insider2000:

"For about five seconds, all of us were like, 'Clearly, this man is just Folkcist'."

Alex

"oh, misunderstanding"

"Yeah, the others are here. Bing, Squid Jenny, Cupid, Fly Bi, and.....some weird gremlin"

Janet:

"there's 8 groups of people, you're just one of the groups, 64 total people in this dream"

Janet:

"including captain crimson!"

J0rt:

"ignore the gremlin"

Insider2000:

"Do you think you can attack the gremlin? For laughs?"

Brush:

"don't worry about the gremlin"

Moss:

"offtopic
whats your favorite song?"

"Fear and Delight by The Correspondents, obviously"

Brush:

"naturally"

Wonder:

"of course"

Mako:

"Was there ever any doubt?"

Brush:

"he does know about the smashup after all"

Janet:

"i recommend you get to group D btw, if you find a way to get around (make sure you don't while we're watching, as prism uses us to see)"

"Oh yeah, I remember when I messed with it. That was fun"

Janet:

"that was very fun"

"Yeah, thats what I'm tryin to do"

Mako:

"Fun times"

Mako:

"Except for the Chartreuse section"

Prince:

"Yes take a look a t group D"

Moss:

"how tall is the walls?"

mums:

"Yeah man that was fun making your visage"

Janet:

"oh btw prism got snaked"

"Folk told me about other groups and asked if they were like other universes"

Janet:

"figured you'd like to know"

"She did?"

"She shoulda forwarded that email"

Brush:

"she is IN the snake dimension"

Etharia:

“Yeah. Painguin did it to her I think”

Janet:

"yeah! she's stuck in the snake dimension right now, as far as we know!"

Mako:

"I mean she has no friends to forward the email to"

Brush:

"🐍"

Wonder:

"🐍"

"I think I like you guys"

Insider2000:

"We like you too!"

Mako:

":}"

LAST STOCK

Etharia:

“No offense but that’s not exactly the highest compliment considering. Yknow”

"None taken, it takes a lot to offend me"

Brush:

"red is not your color"

Aegis:

"10k bees"

Wonder:

"funbox is mid"

Janet:

"don't bring funbox into this :c"

"Red is absolutely my color, die mad about it"

Etharia:

“Wait wait one more question. We know funbox’s name. What are your other friend’s names”

Zapmouse vs Folk, last stock, Folk at 90%, Zapmouse at 135%, Zapmouse is trying to make it to the ledge, just barely headbutting over Folk's laser

Brush:

"tell us about your lizards crimson"

Aegis:

"10k bees upon wonder for insulting funbox"

Mako:

"Speak to us about your funny lizards"

Wonder:

"that's fair"

Moss:

"Funny lizards?
Where'd ya get them"

"Funbox, Mandoor and Who"

Brush:

"NICE"

Mako:

"Nice names"

Natalya:

"Fantastic names"

We have a report from the field!!!!

"Looks like I'm up next"

"See ya!"

Wonder:

"byeeeee"

END NELSON EVENT

"First session's free. Although my best advice is just to take some deep breaths"

FOLK has defeated ZAPMOUSE this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So, any big questions you've always wanted to ask the god of the dimensions?"

"I suppose asking you why you're this insufferable would be a legitimate question....."

[4: Squid Jenny vs Crimson]

squid jenny is................so good.....

I just remembered a fanart someone made of Her

And she is so good

greenshi:

poke him. leave a dent in his head.

Crimson after this interaction

smiling person with a bald forehead, who looks like someone's just squished their forehead by poking it with a finger

So ooc

Two of these fighters will go on to finals

Who do you all think it'll be

Prince:

Folk has a good chance I'd say

Brush:

zapmouse and folk is my guess

Brush:

folk especially, he's had good showings

Moss:

Folk and fly bi

Prince:

The worst option is CBS

Greenshi:

zapmouse and fly bi or cupid.

Wonder:

folk and jenny

Insider2000:

I think and hope it will be Crimson and Folk.

Etharia:

Folk deserves to see his gf and crimson deserves to see his too

Insider2000:

I'm down for Folk and Fly Bi, too tho

Prince:

Folk and Fly Bi are high up there, due to being a Bit Wacky and Nuts

Brush:

gonna be interesting to see how the bracket shakes out without the eliminations we're used to

Brush:

we won't get a usually good character getting last place because they Happened to lose two matches

counterpoint

they could Happen to be in a really strong pool

(something I TRIED to prevent, but also this particular pool has a lot of jobbers)

ROUND THREE

Insider2000:

Pool has jobbers, but it doesn't particularly have an busted champions. Best fighter is probably Folk.

Yeah this is absolutely the weakest pool imo

either way!

oh my god

it was so damn close

I'm mad

We have a report from the field

"To answer your question, I am who I am, and if you don't like it, that's 100% a you problem. Now make sure that the green room is stocked up with more mashed potatoes, alright?"

CRIMSON has defeated SQUID JENNY this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Just like our sparring matches, eh W.......Jenny?"

"I'd been meaning to ask you about what the bad future was like, but it sounds like it's gonna be a LOT to take in"

[5: Folk vs Squid Jenny]

We have a report from the field!!!!

"Sorry for the slip up there.....I won't bother you too much with what the bad future held, but just know that.........well.....thanks....."

FOLK has defeated SQUID JENNY this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN! WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS FROM????? I NEED TO FIND IT AND WATCH IT FOREVER"

"You're laughing now, but unfortunately this feeling you hold is not cared about by facts"

[6: Crimson vs Canadian Ben Shapiro]

We have a report from the field!!!

"This idea of multiple dimensions is absolutely ludicrous, and the fact you would even entertain such an idea insults me. You should at least present ideas that make logical sense, such as the free market"

CANADIAN BEN SHAPIRO has defeated CRIMSON this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Dang, listen, I dunno how much you know about Pokemon, but the type matchups implied by our names? NOT real good for me, so hope you're ready to see the underdog kick some ass"

SNARL GROWL ("What are you FUCKING talking about???")

[7: Fly Bi vs Zapmouse]

Zapmouse is using the thunder as armor

We have a report from the field!

"Heh! Thanks for the help Gliscor!"

FLY BI has defeated ZAPMOUSE this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Okay, so hear me out....you and Dantoinette?"

"What??? Ew!!! What are you gay????"

[8: Bing vs Cupid Shuffle]

"Not like homophobicly but like in the....you know!!!!!"

Wonder:

like the old-fashioned way of saying it

like the 2015 style

my thought process is that he has yet to self-reflect on his thought process from when you would just call everything gay

chirp:

Yeah we love him but we cannot forget that bing did team up with a homophobe that one time because hes got some cluelessly internalized garbage

Oh yeah him Getting Past That Internalized BS might happen here

We have a report from the field!!!!

"Hey! I know that you're like.....doin you thing! But using gay as an insult is kinda cringe!"

CUPID SHUFFLE has defeated BING this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So.....I don't know much about rat romance, but there's apparently a god of rats that looks cute?"

SNARL ("Ohhhhhhhhhh don't TALK to me about Rat God, I ripped her out as soon as Order put her in me!")

[13: Cupid Shuffle vs Zapmouse]

Brush:

hey ryan is zapmouse mad rat or has he been replaced by mad rat

They are cinematic parallels

the Nelson image

Brush:

"hewwo!"

"Alright so you guys there?"

Aubz:

"hi! whos this?"

Moss:

"ye"

Wonder:

"we're still here"

Greenshi:

"hi!"

Mako:

"Indeedy!"

"I'm with the loverboy here"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

J0rt:

"hi hi hewwo!!"

Garf:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"we will never leave"

Greenshi:

"AH"

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"Cupid?"

"You mad you don't have anyone?"

"I'm making fun of you, dipshit!"

Wonder:

"if he suggests peppermint, beat him to death with us"

Greenshi:

"i know what could solve that problem."

Janet:

"have you considered holding hands"

Brush:

"cupid shuffle rude momence!"

Greenshi:

"hes rude now!"

"Oh I meant Folk, but that'd be funny as hell"

Wonder:

"oh"

Brush:

"crimson should just form a polycule with everyone who wears red"

"They thought I was the angel boy?"

Moss:

"ah"

Greenshi:

"oh! folk hello!"

Mako:

"LMAO WHOOPS"

Brush:

"listen he's lovecore"

Janet:

"oh never mind you don't need to hold folk's hands"

Garf:

"pffff"

Greenshi:

"look man we have An Idea to make Real."

"Yeah, does that piss ya off?"

Janet:

"you can if you want though"

chirp:

"We only had 'loverboy' to go off of"

J0rt:

"you said loverboy! cupid is very lovey!"

Brush:

"do you see any eyes on this thing"

"Nah, mistakes happen all the time. I mean, just look at your recent attempt to take over the tourney"

Mako:

"we are blind to the world"

Brush:

"folk rude momence"

Raven:

"OOP--"

Aubz:

"OOH"

Wonder:

"guys, please focus"

J0rt:

"get his ass folk"

"Oh you think you're so snarky, huh?"

Mako:

"he got ya there"

"Yeah"

"You mad?"

Greenshi:

"get em folk"

"NO!"

Janet:

"anyway, you figured anything out about the nature of dimensions in this dream since we last talked?"

Greenshi:

"crimsons soo mad."

mums:

"You mad bro...................."

UnofficiallyJam:

"FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"

Raven:

"Guys please you're future in-laws"

Mako:

"Boys, boys, you're both pretty"

Moss:

"did yall figure out how to escape the box?"

"RIGHT! We're not getting into fights right now, we're trying to figure out our whole deal!"

mums:

"That's very responsible of you Crimson"

"Y'see, I might be able to do some communication between the rooms"

Mako:

"Oh?"

J0rt:

"oho?"

Greenshi:

":0"

J0rt:

"so they're all going at the same time?"

Garf:

":0"

Wonder:

"cool. is it prism-proof?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"we moving?"

"It's a bit more complicated than just that though....it IS prism proof, but it's pretty brittle"

Greenshi:

"Please Do Not Break Us."

Aubz:

"Oh?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Well better safe than sorry."

Raven:

"We should note that of the 4 dreams, this is the only time Prism has included Cobalt. We think she might've been excluding him on purpose the previous 3 times"

"Well brittle might not be the word. It's limited."

Janet:

"oh i just remembered! we have a thing to warn you all about"

Janet:

"prism has prismified some of the people here"

"To warn me about?"

"Prismified????"

Janet:

"prismatic dani, the prismatic gecko, and prismatic larry are a thing"

Brush:

"oh yeah she got dani"

Raven:

"Dani is...Prismatic"

J0rt:

"yeah there's a prismatic larry and prismatic dani"

Moss:

"danni and larry are gone"

Greenshi:

"oh yeah. Geico, Dani and Larry are Rainbow."

Raven:

"As is Larry"

J0rt:

"but also regular dani and larry are here"

Brush:

"a terrifying prospect"

Janet:

"presumably similar to the prismatic shadow"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Yeah it ain't good..."

J0rt:

"so there's two of each"

Wonder:

"regular dani isn't here"

Wonder:

"but danthony is"

Janet:

"also idk if it's a similar thing but there's someone called 'snake (snaked)' so maybe they're possessed by snakes"

Mako:

"But with the isolated rooms that can lead to... Things"

We have a report from the field!!!!!

"SNARL ("I get you're hyped about this whole love deal, but revenge just feels a bit sweeter")

ZAPMOUSE has defeated CUPID SHUFFLE this round!!!

J0rt:

"ah damn i must have misremembered"

Raven:

"And Johanssen has to fight Prismatic Dani"

chirp:

"Point is, some folks are Compromised."

Janet:

"the rat won c:"

Moss:

"Hooray"

END NELSON EVENT

shit I just realized I went out of order again lol

oh well

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I don't get the big deal here, you're just a rat.....with...electricity?"

SNARL ("You'll see the big deal in just a sec, mister experimental base!")

[10: Zapmouse vs Bing]

Garf:

Also just as a random question, for these NCCT's, is it like generally gonna be one group per one of these sessions barring random unexpected circumstances?

no idea lol

also

:chongoWatch:

ROUND THREE

Speaking of, this might be the last round of the night just because I am Le Tired

And it might be a few days before next sesh

Shits a lil crazy and it COULD be argued I shouldnt have started tonight but alas lol

Anyway

Report from the field!!!!!

"Well well well, lucky me Dani let me train with her pet rat whenever she was feeling tired! I knew it'd pay off at some point!"

BING has defeated ZAPMOUSE this round!!!

END OF PART 1

Part 2

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I appreciate the scope of your passion, I just think the the Obergefell decision was objectively the incorrect one"

"Man......and people call ME the idiot clown"

[11: Canadian Ben Shapiro vs Cupid Shuffle]

the Nelson image

Brush:

"hihihi"

Wonder:

“heya, find anything?”

Bubbly:

"hello!"

AV:

“hello!”

SNARL ("What the hell is this thing????")

Insider2000:

“Hiya.”

AV:

“happy pride!”

Bubbly:

"RAT"

Wonder:

“oh it’s the mouse”

chirp:

"Hello little rat!! We're the audience!"

Brush:

":MadRat:"

Wonder:

“holy shit we can understand rat”

Bubbly:

" :MadRat: "

"Hey! Get back here with that!"

Brush:

":MadRat::MadRat::MadRat:"

GROWL ("You....you can understand me?")

Wonder:

“Yeah sorta”

chirp:

"Sure can little man!"

Bubbly:

"i guess we can!"

Brush:

"yeah! :MadRat:"

Greenshi:

"Hello!!"

Janet:

"hi! we understand and appreciate you!"

GROWWWWWWL ("More importantly, who the hell are you people?? Weird voices......")

Brush:

"we are a little creachur. ceramic but like, still"

Mako:

":MadRat:"

Janet:

"we're discord jack's discord"

Brush:

"we're nelson :Nelson:"

Bubbly:

"we're discord jacks friends"

HISS ("ARE YOU THAT RAT GOD I HEARD ABOUT?????")

Mako:

"Ceramic rodent not deceased"

Brush:

"no we're a hedgehog"

Wonder:

“No gods here”

Mako:

"very much no"

J0rt:

"we are not!"

Janet:

"this rock is called the nelson, and lets people talk to us"

Insider2000:

“No. No rat gods here.”

Janet:

"nah we're just a weird interdimensional group chat"

... ("Okay....nelson..................what the hell do you want?")

Brush:

"idk man we're just chilling"

Wonder:

"trying to stop a white woman"

Janet:

"rat god seems more up prism's street, we don't like prism"

Mako:

"Mashed potatoes if you have any"

Wonder:

"we hate her"

Brush:

"maybe give us some paper to hold in place"

SNIFF ("Prism.....I've heard that name around......")

chirp:

"Are you familiar with prism? Aware of what shes been up to?"

Insider2000:

“She’s awful.”

Mako:

"she sucks"

Bubbly:

"yeah shes not the nicest"

sniffsniff ("I heard that bastard the doctor talking about her")

Mako:

"We wish to hit her with a car battery"

Insider2000:

“She’s about as bad as her. Maybe worse.”

Janet:

"oh btw, prism likes to change people's words sometimes with her powers - not sure how it'd work with rat language, but we can tell you if it comes up"

("As bad as the doctor? As if......")

chirp:

"Rotten, no good terrible god who abuses her power to control others."

Janet:

"she's been manipulating and experimenting on people in shared dreams"

Insider2000:

“She hasnt harmed you yet.”

Wonder:

"she almost killed a dude named lou"

Mako:

"You're in this tourney because of her"

Janet:

"for instance, she's created 'prismatic larry'"

Janet:

"who we presume is a version of larry who's being forced to do her bidding, like the prismatic gecko"

Janet:

"and the prismatic shadow"

Mako:

"and the real Larry is also separated from J0hn, who's with Plarry"

J0rt:

"plarry...."

Sniff :) ("Alright, well manipulation and experimentation does sound pretty bad...assuming I believe you, yeah you guys are right. Prism sucks")

Etharia:

"She definitely has better intentions than the doctor, but let me put things this way: she's if the doctor got everything she wanted"

Bubbly:

"ah."

Wonder:

"huh."

Wonder:

"interesting..."

Mako:

"Hm."

Brush:

"hm!"

Janet:

"prism tried to change what you said there"

HEAD COCKING NOISE ("What?")

Janet:

"she failed though!"

Mako:

"It appears that Prism might not know how to speak rat, if I'm reading this correctly"

Wonder:

"ah, you have the anti-prism measures too"

Janet:

"the sniff you made was edited, but not the meaning"

ROUND THREE!!!

Wonder:

"sort of. i think."

Brush:

"prism does not speak the sacred language :MadRat:"

Mako:

"Yeah she definitely can't speak rat"

J0rt:

"prism does NOT know how to speak rat confirmed"

J0rt:

"which makes sense i guess"

Wonder:

"or that. not speaking rat sounds more plausible."

Janet:

"anyway, you know how the room and tournament you're in is really weird? like, sealed off and all that?"

Janet:

"that's because prism created a shared dream to mess with people, including you"

Insider2000:

“That’s good. Maybe Zap and Johansson can’t be easily manipulated by her.”

("Yeah....It seems like your average human experiment weirdness")

Etharia:

"She's... not exactly human."

chirp:

"She rewrites the things people say- but she couldn't rewrite the translation we see of what you said. We process how you communicate as text, followed by a translation, and so we understand you exactly as you meant."

Janet:

"normally these are big 64-person double elimination tournaments, but she's trying out separating everyone into 8-person round robins first to see how it goes"

SNARL ("Thats a LOT of words and I dont really care!!! Just tell me if shes messin with me or not!!!!")

Wonder:

"she is"

Brush:

''she's trying but you're too cool"

Greenshi:

"Super messing with you"

Janet:

"if you're here, she's messing with you"

HISS ("ILL KILL HER!")

Brush:

"yeah!"

Greenshi:

"Hell yeah!!"

Wonder:

"that's the spirit"

Etharia:

"We entirely support that decision."

Brush:

"bite bite kill kill"

"Whoa! Zap! Whats up?"

J0rt:

"YEAH GET HER ASS"

Janet:

"but she's failing to mess with your words, at least"

chirp:

"love the energy, little buddy!"

Mako:

"Yell heah"

Mako:

"Also who's here?"

Brush:

"we are enabling his anger issues. like this post to enable them even further"
👍 10 ❤️ 10

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!!!!

"Sorry, but facts don't care about your various romantic feelings"

CANADIAN BEN SHAPIRO has defeated CUPID SHUFFLE this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Heh.....classic in-law fights, huh?"

"Wh- are you implying you've tied the knot with my sister???? And I wasn't invited to the wedding???? I'd kill you just for THAT indecency!!!!"

[12: Crimson vs Folk]

Etharia:

there is an incredibly bad joke I could make here and it's taking all my strength to avoid it

do it

Etharia:

Folk is a dogboy so "tying the knot" can be taken much more literally

I regret giving you permission to say that one /lh

[Ryan does something]

you are cursed with it forever now

[Ryan undoes it - to this day, I know not what it was]

[Chat is responding in horror and/or confusion]

no posting about that in this christian server :)

We have a report from the field!!!

"Of course I didn't invite you! Do you know what you woulda done to the reception dinner?"

FOLK has defeated CRIMSON this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I don't get you. Usually in all the different universes, there's variations. How are you ALWAYS bisexual?????"

"It be like that"

[14: Fly Bi vs Crimson]

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!!!

"Well, looks like I kick your as regardless of universe, too! Some things never change!"

CRIMSON has defeated FLY BI this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So.....I feel like a lot of people would want an interview from you, not because of any of your actions, but you have a lot of....erm.....implications"

"I have no idea what you mean, but hey! Any interview works for me!"

[15: Bing vs Squid Jenny]

the Nelson image

Insider2000:

"Ahoy ahoy!"

Greenshi:

"Bing"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo!"

Bubbly:

"oh?"

"Seriously? God, you're immature"

Mako:

"Hello"

"Hey Nelson just wanted to give an update"

Wonder:

"mhm...?"

Janet:

"hi!"

"So Folk here is a big lovey dovey NERD"

Brush:

"yeah <3"

Etharia:

"Also btw turns out Zapmouse is immune to prism since she can't speak rat"

Insider2000:

"Crimson, I assume?"

Janet:

"heck yeah it rules"

Greenshi:

"Good for him <3"

Mako:

"as he is (affectionate)"

Insider2000:

"And good for Folk."

chirp:

"Sure is! Good for him!"

"He was asking me to pull some kinds of strings so that he could talk to his GIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLFRIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEND"

Brush:

"who wouldn't want to talk to her"

Bubbly:

"as he should"

Etharia:

"And why didn't you? are you heterophobic?"

J0rt:

"as he should"

Janet:

"chartreuse does get powers in these dreams, thanks to him! so it makes sense tactically too >:D"

Insider2000:

"Why don't you talk to your's?"

"Oh wait I forgot you guys are nerds too"

Janet:

"yep"

END NELSON EVENT

this is how lore was meant to be delivered

ROUND THREE

Wonder:

goddamn, everyone's putting up a fight

Wonder:

that's a lot of round threes

when everyone is a jobber no one will be

We have a report from the field!!!!

"So....Google is one of the most popular characters in kerfuffle. That doesn't raise any unnecessary animosity, right?"

SQUID JENNY has defeated BING this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You don't get an intro, Benny Boy, just die"

[16: Folk vs Canadian Ben Shapiro]

round 3

we have a report from the field

"Your claims are baseless....I'm techincally not AFRAID of you"

CANADIAN BEN SHAPIRO has defeated FOLK this round!!!

ngl that quote hurt to write

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"From one LGBT king to another, I wish you the best of luck"

"Heh...thanks FB."

[17: Folk vs Fly Bi]

spacies in cpuk are lgbt champions and also mozilla

yall aint never gonna guess what I'm about to say

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"If anyone harshes your mellow about the bi vs pan bs, let me know...."

FOLK has defeated FLY BI this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Okay, so hear me out......Vampire Catgi-"

"Sh-Shut up!!!"

[18: Squid Jenny vs Cupid Shuffle]

update: monkey watch

update! Report from the field!!!

"Listen, I can set you up when Nyavalanche finishes their next missio- stop blushing don't worry it's fine!!!"

CUPID SHUFFLE has defeated SQUID JENNY this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey, I heard you got a cool shirt from my bro! I can give you a COOLER shirt!"

".....I'm listening"

[19: Crimson vs Bing]

the Nelson image

Prince:

"bing."

Wonder:

"we need to kill ben shapiro"

Bubbly:

"bing."

Mako:

"Cring"

J0rt:

"h-hewwo?"

Brush:

"hehe bing"

"HEY SO I KNOW WHAT CUPID SAID BUT LIKE"

Insider2000:

"Ahoy!"

Janet:

"bing wears lots of tshirts at once"

Wonder:

"hi jenny"

Bubbly:

"HI JENNY"

Mako:

":3c"

"LISTEN IGNORE HIM OKAY????"

Brush:

"don't worry! it's cute :3"

Mako:

"Hee ho"

AV:

“JENNYYY”

Wonder:

"secret's safe with us"

J0rt:

"hehehe"

Wonder:

"anyways, we need to kill ben shapiro"

"WHATS CUTE???? I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU.....STOP!!!"

Bubbly:

"vct is pretty"

"YEAH SHE IS BUT WE CAN CHANGE THE SUBJECT WHENEVER"

Brush:

"or we can not!"

Janet:

"but we don't have to!"

Mako:

"Anyways nice to see- er, hear you again!"

"OR"

"WE"

Insider2000:

"We can talk about girls."

"CAN"

Etharia:

"Don't want people reporting on stuff that occured during matches? Pot, meet kettle."

Brush:

"we could talk about the many war crimes of crimson!"

"LOOK! I just don't think my incredibly OBVIOUS crushes are exactly the most exciting thing happening at the moment!"

Janet:

"anyway, all i'll say here is that, well, we don't know vct isn't poly"

Wonder:

"that's fair"

"HYPOTHETICAL crushes I mean"

Bubbly:

"suuuure"

Prince:

"DON'T SAY THAT WORD WHEN HE'S AROUND"

Brush:

"yeah it's really obvious"

Insider2000:

"You got multiple crushes, girl me too! It's awful."

Etharia:

"Yeah there's other stuff going on but those things are easy to expalin. this is funny"

Prince:

"the h word . "

"Yeah you get it!!!!!"

Etharia:

"tl;dr is that you're being incepted by prism"

Wonder:

"and this is a dream. the 4th one."

Etharia:

"boom that's everything else"

Brush:

"have we talked to jenny already this dream?"

Etharia:

"I do not believe so"

Mako:

"Dreams! A whole 4 of them!"

AV:

no

Wonder:

"nah, this is the first time"

"Dream? Huh....explains a lot..."

"Doesn't explain why I haven't met with V- SHUT UP SHUT UP"

Janet:

"oh and beware larry, dani, and the geico gecko, they're prismatic here, like the prismatic shadow"

Mako:

"Lmao"

Bubbly:

"girl you are just telling on yourself"

Janet:

"also val's captain crimson again"

Greenshi:

";)"

Insider2000:

"Girl, it's okay. I'm sure you leave the window open at night just in case she needs blood."

"I meant to say it explains why I haven't met up with Vampire Catgirl Tifa yet :) I wonder what it would be like to let her fangs sink into me :)"

"WHY DID I SAY THAT?????"

Bubbly:

"WOW"

Wonder:

"prism did"

Janet:

"prism said that"

Mako:

"OI PRISM"

Raven:

"PRISM SHIPS IT"

Etharia:

"ALERT ALERT PRISM IS MANIPULATING YOU"

Brush:

"wow! prism! kinky!"

Etharia:

"ALSO YOU SEEM TO BE AWARE OF IT WHICH IS GOOD"

J0rt:

"PRISM???"

Mako:

"WEE WOO WEE WOO"

Brush:

"i didn't know you were into vampires, prism :)"

"WOW!!!!!!!! I HATE PRISM EVEN MORE!!!!!!"

Etharia:

"BETWEEN YOU AND ZAPMOUSE THIS ROTATION MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE PRETTY GOOD CHANCES"

Janet:

"and it's very rude of her to do that, it should be up to you to choose whether to say that sorta thing >:c"

Mako:

"Hey Prism you ever read Twilight?"

Wonder:

"welcome to the club"

AV:

“Prism Gay Arc”

Brush:

"prism thought twilight was really good"

"I mean......"

"THAT WAS PRISM, WASNT IT?"

Brush:

"prism is team edward"

Insider2000:

"Yes."

Mako:

"It was"

Etharia:

"Yeah dw"

Wonder:

"the whole 'fangs' thing, yeah"

AV:

prism is a FREAK

Raven:

"Oh! And Prism might not speak rat because she couldn't properly replace Zapmouse's speech!"

Janet:

"it was, so it doesn't say anything about whether you agree with it"

chirp:

"yeah, that one was prism. You do automatically rationalize something if its in character enough of a thought process, though."

AV:

“Hey jenny, can you describe the room you’re in?”

"Okay, so SHES the one who is into it....haha...."

Etharia:

"but yeah you seem to be aware of what prism is doing, zapmouse is basically immune, and canadian ben shapiro is sadly prob resistant because of cosmic stuff that'll take too long to explain"

Brush:

"i mean i can't speak for whether you're into it too"

Janet:

"it doesn't mean you're not >:D"

Insider2000:

"It's okay, Squid Jen. We can talk about hot monsters later."

"I don't think that's important"

Janet:

"but also that's up to you so"

Mako:

"Why did Prism even bring CBS anyways"

Wonder:

"to torture us"

Etharia:

"Why does anyone do anything"

Brush:

"yeah why did she invite him. we already have a canadian."

AV:

“what does the room you’re in look like, btw?”

Wonder:

"we have to kill him"

Mako:

"there is no alternative"

"Kinda blank....everyone but Crimson and Bing are in here...."

Etharia:

"Throw us at him. do the funny cain and abel meme with us"

Mako:

":NelsonInstinct:"

Janet:

"any wall decorations?"

Wonder:

"beat ben shapiro to death with us. please."

Etharia:

"do you every think about how crimson and bing's names combined are cring"

Wonder:

"he can't get any further"

Greenshi:

"Jenny kill."

Brush:

"cring"

Brush:

"kinda cring of them"

Mako:

"First thing I said to Jenny"

Janet:

"also, any vampires in here?"

We have a report from the field!!

"Wow a report from the field!!!!"

Brush:

"wow!"

Mako:

"unbelievable!"

Brush:

"how could this happen!"

Janet:

"astonishing!"

Raven:

"...hey wait who's doing the reporting"

Wonder:

"prism probably"

Mako:

"...hm."

"Hmmmmm I guess you arent worth the shirt....ess em aitch"

CRIMSON has defeated BING this round!!!

Janet:

"bing :c"

Bubbly:

"bing :("

chirp:

"mean to him."

Brush:

"he just. says it out loud"

Raven:

"Rude ass slutch"

Mako:

"Ess from hit game Puyo Puyo Tetris?"

Brush:

"mean to him friday"

"You guys have Puyo Puyo tetris too??"

Mako:

"ye!"

Insider2000:

"Hell yeah."

Mako:

"Who's your favorite character?"

Raven:

"Yes and Ryan was part of the most hilarious series of videos of it ever in the world"

Raven:

"Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe"

"I mean, I think that Ess is kinda cute, but I think that I'm a big Ringo stan"

Janet:

"ryan being the commentator, for context - we have a ryan in our dimension too"

Mako:

"Good choice! I like Amitie!"

Mako:

"And Marle and Lidelle in PPT2!"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Heh....you're really letting emotions take control of you, huh? Anger alone can't defeat the facts"

GROWL("Plus L Plus Ratio you stupid fuck")

[20: Canadian Ben Shapiro vs Zapmouse]

Etharia:

“KILL”

Mako:

"KILL KILL BITE BITE MAIM KILL"

Wonder:

"okay, while he's distracted, come up with a ploy with everyone else here to kill cbs as soon as he comes back into the room"

Brush:

"beat him to death with us"

Etharia:

“THROW US AT HIM LIKE A CAR BATTERY”

"Alright, I'm trying to make a bit of an uneasy alliance with crimson"

"I'll be right back"

Insider2000:

"Good luck!"

END NELSON EVENT

I just realized VCT isn't even IN 4

ROUND 3

Report from the field!!!

"SNARL" ("SNARL")

ZAPMOUSE has defeated CANADIAN BEN SHAPIRO this round!!!

I hate to turn in so soon but this week has been

busy

aight I'm retiring for the night

love yall

END OF PART 2

Part 3

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Oh god....why is she watching me so closely all of a sudden?"

"Why don't you ask Greenshi? :)........I....don't know who that is, but I guess it kinda felt right to say it!"

[21: Cupid Shuffle vs Crimson]

I think its beautiful that the first time that you all have been happy about prisms involuntary possession is when it happens to cupid

Raven:

Ok but if Prism got influence over Cupid that would be bad

whats she gonna do? make a shipping chart?

:)

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!!!!

"So.....do you wanna maybe hang out at some point? :) No, no I don't want to hang out with him, Rosalyn lookin' ass! Sorry, I know this is confusing to ya, but basically someone's trying to take your job as most annoying matchmaker"

CRIMSON has defeated CUPID SHUFFLE this round!!!

Wonder:

🍅
🍅 9

Mako:

🍅

UnofficiallyJam:

🍅

Wonder:

i'm throwing tomatoes to her pandering

greenshi:

🍅

UnofficiallyJam:

Prism is trying soooooo hard to use fanservice.

Insider2000:

You can't hurry love. You'll just have to wait.

greenshi:

its gotta be organic yknow

like tomatoes
🍅 12

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Okay, so I wasn't around for the whole doctor order thing, what exactly is your deal, because you seem to be like a red kraken guy and also a furry."

".....you're gonna want to sit down for this one.....because spoiler alert, you die"

[22: Bing vs Folk]

chirp:

wow folks usually kinda dodgy about it, he just came out and said 'sorry bing you do die is the thing'

yeah because it's a surprise for others

the Nelson image

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Moss:

"hey"

"Alright, so I've been doin some brainstorming."

Wonder:

"are you killing ben yet?"

Moss:

"who is this"

Greenshi:

"hewwo"

Mako:

"Hi I'm divorce wizard"

Brush:

"uh huh?"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello!"

"About how to talk to the different groups"

Raven:

"Hope you have a brain umbrella"

"This is Crimson by the way hey"

Mako:

"Yo"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo"

J0rt:

"hey!"

Greenshi:

"hey sorry for the last match."

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hey red."

Moss:

"Which groul are you going to attempt to talk to"

Insider2000:

"Do you have some cups and a string?"

"Oh youre greenshi?"

"Dope"

Raven:

"Hi Crimson! Nice fight, sorry Prism's trying to meddle in your love life"

Greenshi:

"yeah hiiii~"

"Eh, not the worst thing she's done"

"Okay, so!"

"It looks like I can have the nelson travel between the groups if I specifically partition them into different universes"

"Which shouldn't be TOO difficult"

"However it's gonna have to be based on YOU guys to move it between universes"

Wonder:

"wait, so dreams count as different universes?"

Moss:

"cool"

"I have to fudge some things, but as far as Nelson is concerned it is"

Raven:

"Hell yeah, we get to be a messenger pigeon!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Oh boy oh boy democracy."

Brush:

"if we get control over the movements of the nelson this is just going to turn into a whole twitch plays pokemon fiasco"

"If you can stretch the rules enough"

"Well, yeah, but there appear to be a few catches"

Mako:

"It's the mail, we never fail!"

"First off, you can't visit a dream group you haven't been to yet. So No visiting any of the other groups at the moment"

Raven:

"Heckie"

Moss:

"ah danm"

Mako:

"Well that bites"

Wonder:

"so how do we even jump to other dreams?"

Insider2000:

"Fair."

"And additionally, I need to add a sort of trigger that denotes when you want to be transported"

"How do you jump? I dunno. Howd you get in here?"

Brush:

"jack"

Moss:

"jack"

UnofficiallyJam:

"jack"

"Well then thats it"

Brush:

"!givejackakiss"

Greenshi:

"!givejackakiss"

"But in terms of how you all control it, like I said, theres a trigger that determines when and where you go. Kinda like an abracadabra or hocus pocus or whatever the hell"

"And since it's MY power you're messing with, I get to choose the trigger"

Greenshi:

"uh oh."

Mako:

"Fun"

Moss:

"Oh, well"

J0rt:

"uh oh"

Raven:

"Is this gonna be like incredibly niche underloved video game The Nonary Games: Zero Time Dilemma"

"So basically"

"If you want to move to another dream group, I'll need to see a heartfelt genuine compliment towards your Favorite God Crimson along with the universe you wish to go towards."

"Now you can't do it right now, so"

"Take this time to prepare your compliments"

Moss:

"what counts as a compliment"

Brush:

"oh baby i can come up with so many heartfelt compliments"

Raven:

"Oh that's easy lol we might rag on you a lot but we do love you"

Greenshi:

"crimson, i mean this in the most genuine way, i think you and cupid would be cute together. amen."

Mako:

"Is it fine if most of them center around your lizards?"

J0rt:

"greenshi....."

Greenshi:

"look man,"

"Okay, okay, we can save the worshipping for when they have utility, you're gonna make me blush"

Raven:

"AWWWWW <3"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Crimson you're just a lil goopy guy!"

Brush:

"yeah don't want you to get any more red than you already are"

Greenshi:

"i got one bit and i gotta run with it"

Insider2000:

"But you're already red!"

Wonder:

"...wait, did this dude just designate us as peppermint?"

Moss:

"red TWO"

"Exactly, so why the hell you making me blush?"

J0rt:

"y'know what valid"

"Which you werent really, I was being coy"

Insider2000:

"Compliments. Not stalking."

Wonder:

"fair"

"Anyhow, I gotta put my god power stuff on Nelson so talk to you guys later"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!!!

"Oh yeah? Well I dunno why you're so fixated on that timeline when we're in THIS timeline, where I'm alive and I'm kickin your ass!"

BING has defeated FOLK this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hm, a member of the LGBTQIALMNOP? I expect a very emotional outburst from this one"

"Good you're gonna see it comin'. Doesn't mean me runnin' you over ain't gonna hurt any less"

[23: Fly Bi vs Canadian Ben Shapiro]

CBS just SD'd

It was really funny

I dont know why but

This idea appeared in my brain

the "it's about the cones" tv show screenshot but instead of cones it's tootsie pops

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"Ya wanna know what my name means? Means I just fucked you up in two different ways, Ben! Happy Pride, dicknips!"

FLY BI has defeated CANADIAN BEN SHAPIRO this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"We're....we're cool right?"

GROWL ("Yeah, you've been pretty chill, so this is a friendly fight. But I'm still gonna go all out!")

[24: Zapmouse vs Squid Jenny]

Insider2000:

Fly Bi used his child punting powers to defeat Canadian Ben Shapiro. Comeback story of the century.

the child advantage is determined by height

UnofficiallyJam:

Wait everyone hold on. Folk and Crimson have 420 on the board right now.

also half the group is at 3-3 atm

thats....really cool

And if Zap wins this, then 5/8 of the group will be 3-3

UnofficiallyJam:

For prosperity.

Folk and Crimson in positions 1 and 2, with 4 wins, 2 ties, and 0 losses each, displayed as 4-2-0

🇳 13 🇮 13 🇨 13 🇪 13

Honestly?

As it stands this makes for a VERY exciting last round

We have a report from the field!!

"Looks like all my time getting to know ya really paid off. Don't take this too personally, but when you get mad, you get a bit predictable....."

SQUID JENNY has defeated ZAPMOUSE this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go ape shit?"

HISS ("YOU FOOL! IM ALREADY APE SHIT!!!!!!")

[25: Crimson vs Zapmouse]

update

:chongoWatch:

Insider2000:

I find it funny how the current status of players who are neck-in-neck for these final matches are a bunch of our favorite 'boyfriends' ...and Ben Shapiro.

greenshi:

The only thing that can beat Ben Shapiro....... boyfriends who can please their partners [edited - "their p" -> "their partners"]

The P Word is Peppermint

Insider2000:

I mean, I'm pretty sure Folk and Fly Bi are clear then.

BASED

Also report from the field

"You should meet with one of my other friends. She's a god, too! I think you'd REALLY like her, especially if you like cheese!"

CRIMSON has defeated ZAPMOUSE this round!!!

(not canon to ncct) "And she can get you a good deal on a panaso-"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey, sorry if there are mic problems and they can't pick up your response to this, you know how it is. Anyway, fuck you die you are bad and worthless and you are short and I hope that you realize what a pathetic little whelp you are. History will look back on you and see nothing but bile"

[26: Canadian Ben Shapiro vs Squid Jenny]

so far she is not winning but holy shit she is putting in the effort

I have some words I think you all might like or dislike idk which

ROUND THREE

We

have a report

from the field

And it's one that

I feel emotions about

Okay

Are you guys ready for it?

Just I wanna make sure you guys are prepped for it

Because

Yeah

Alright

"Stay down you stupid Canadian fuck <3"

SQUID JENNY has defeated CANADIAN BEN SHAPIRO this round!!!

We're doin the last two out of order

for suspense

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hmm....it might be your vibe, but I think we got something in common"

"Well yeah, everyone here is bi unless otherwise specified"

[28: Fly Bi vs Bing

Completely out of nowhere, but I forgot that Chrom is voiced by Matt Mercer and I also have been on a ZE kick and Sigma Bottom Text

Janet:

catboy bing

Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah Hell Yeah

junior:

bing is voiced by matt mercer

Prince:

bing is voiced by matt mercer

greenshi:

bing is matt mercer

Insider2000:

Shout outs to Matt Mercer for being good. Also, Bing is voiced by Matt Mercer.

Bing is voiced by Matt Mercer

Which is even funnier because Google is NOT voiced by Matt Mercer

Wait

junior:

google is also voiced by matt mercer just doing a different voice

junior:

mac is voiced by matt mercer doing a bad robot impression

Insider2000:

Google would probably be voiced by the same guy who voices Roy. He does a good job.

junior:

google is voiced by holly :]

Brush:

google is voiced by holly!

Holly is voiced by matt mercer

Dr Coomer is voiced by matt mercer

Shadow sounds different in the new dub because he's voiced by matt mercer

Insider2000:

We are all voiced by matt mercer

Raven:

...base regular Roy FE isn't voiced by Matt Mercer

Roy FE is the once single exception

Prince:

Roy's Dad and Marth share a Voice Actor

Yeah, Matt Mercer

Lou is Matt Mercer

Prism is voiced by Matt Mercer :)

Wait what :)

Moss:

Spectrum is matt mercer

[Ryan Chongoshow pinned a message to this channel]

Raven:

Less fun fact the reason Matt Mercer did voices in Awakening and Fates but not Three Houses is bc he joined a VA union

Idk how fun this is but thinking about how Christopher Niosi was Byleth for a while makes this interesting lol

Prince:

alright which fuffle needs a submission

Prince:

i have an idea

Prince:

matt mercer as random

MATT MERCER AS LARRY

Wait I'm gonna do a deep dive for this one

Fancast for TOJ: LittleKuriboh, specifically doing Nylocke

also

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"Not gonna lie, you got a cute voice! Sounds like that Mercer guy!"

FLY BI has defeated BING this round!!!

Also

Falco -> Revali -> Sean Chiplock

This was basically Santa vs Sigma

Also reminder that I am gay and that falco's winning phrases are......nice

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Listen, I gotta know...how did you do it?"

"Heh......listen kid...the trick is confidence. I just asked what she was doin this Saturday"

[27: Folk vs Cupid Shuffle]

Brush:

👆 feathery

Raven:

Since birds are descendants of dinosaurs wouldn't they still be scalies

Insider2000:

Either way sounds good to me.

UnofficiallyJam:

Dinosaur did in fact have some feathers!

Insider2000:

Starfox Adventures was just Fox McCloud confronting Falco's in-laws so he could marry him.

Insider2000:

Oh, and Krystal joined the crew too.

the implication that falco and tricky are related in ANY way hurts me on a spiritual level

Insider2000:

I can't judge. I'd take Fox, Falco, and Wolf...

Wonder:

in a fight? /j

Insider2000:

👀

ha

We have a report from the field!

"See, it was like that! I was confident I was gonna win, and look how easy I made it look"

FOLK has defeated CUPID SHUFFLE this round!!!

The two set to advance are CRIMSON and FOLK

the Nelson image

"ALRIGHT!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Greenshi:

"hihi!"

Wonder:

"congrats you two"

Moss:

"HI"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

"ITS ALL FALLING APART!"

UnofficiallyJam:

“Hello!”

Raven:

"YEAAAAAAAA"

Wonder:

"UHH"

Mako:

"a"

Greenshi:

"OH NO."

"I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME TO TALK!!!"

Janet:

"uh oh"

Moss:

"HUH"

Insider2000:

"OH NO!"

Mako:

"WHAT"

chirp:

"AH?"

The others will be....removed :)

UnofficiallyJam:

“Doing good bud?”

Brush:

"RUDE"

"JUST REMEMBER!"

Raven:

"PRISM NO"

Moss:

"HEY WHAT THE FUCK"

Mako:

"HOLY SHIT"

J0rt:

"UH"

Greenshi:

"uhhhh"

Janet:

"that seems bad"

Insider2000:

"NOOOOO! Good riddance CBS, but NOOOOOO!"

"REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU OKAY?"

Mako:

"WE GOT IT!"

UnofficiallyJam:

“Gotcha!”

Raven:

"WE WILL, WE PROMISE"

Insider2000:

"Will do!"

Wonder:

"CRIMSON, THANKS FOR BEING A COOL DUDE"

Moss:

"GOT IT"

Greenshi:

"LOVE YOU CRIMSON, BRACKET B"

Brush:

"my DEAR BELOVED CRIMSON i'd like to see group b"

Moss:

"GOOD LUCK"

Insider2000:

"Congrats on clearing your group! I knew you could do it, Crim!"

Now enough of them :)

chirp:

"LOVE YA CRIMSON SEE YOU AGAIN SOON"

END NELSON EVENT

Group B

Johannsen

Nagito Komaeda

Heartbreak

Captain Crimson

Prismatic Dani

The Grunk

Barry

Chessmaster 2000

The Grunk

Barry

Chessmaster 2000

Johannsen

Captain Crimson

Prismatic Dani

Nagito Komaeda

Heartbreak

Barry

Captain Crimson

Prismatic Dani

Nagito Komaeda

Johannsen

Heartbreak

Chessmaster 2000

The Grunk

Heartbreak

Prismatic Dani

Captain Crimson

Chessmaster 2000

Nagito Komaeda

Barry

The Grunk

Johannsen

The Grunk

Captain Crimson

Barry

Heartbreak

Chessmaster 2000

Nagito Komaeda

Johannsen

Prismatic Dani

Heartbreak

Chessmaster 2000

Nagito Komaeda

The Grunk

Captain Crimson

Johannsen

Prismatic Dani

Barry

Chessmaster 2000

Prismatic Dani

Johannsen

Barry

The Grunk

Heartbreak

Captain Crimson

Nagito Komaeda

Part 1

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Can such a little rat inspire this much hope?"

("Yes. Yes I can. It's really not as big of a deal as you're making it out to be")

[1: Johannsen vs Nagito Komaeda]

Raven:

Exorcise the prism outta her

Raven:

OH GOD WHY DOES SHE TALK LIKE NAGITO

Because that's nagito

Raven:

Oh whoops

the Nelson image

"Huh?"

Bubbly:

"oh?"

Greenshi:

"Hiii"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

"What's this?"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

chirp:

"Heya!"

"Whoa!!!!"

Natalya:

"...?"

UnofficiallyJam:

“Hey!”

Janet:

"hi! we're the discord of discord jack"

Raven:

"Did we make it?!"

Brush:

"who in this mess did we land with"

"That's a lot of voices!!!!"

Greenshi:

"Who are you?"

Bubbly:

"howdy"

chirp:

"Who's this?"

Mako:

"Whomst've?"

Wonder:

"is this barry?"

UnofficiallyJam:

“We sure are.”

Janet:

"this rock / hedgehog statue is the nelson"

"Oh me? You guys know me!!"

Greenshi:

"Very helpful."

Janet:

"we can't see, only hear!"

Raven:

"We cannot see you!"

Mako:

"we have no eyes"

Wonder:

"yeah, we can't see"

Mako:

"👀"

Wonder:

"anyways, hi barry"

"C'mon! You should be able to guess!!"

Brush:

"👀"

mums:

"We are just a humble Nelson."

"It's me!"

"Dantoinette!"

mums:

"... Dani?"

Bubbly:

"ah."

Janet:

"hi dani!!!!"

Mako:

"COD"

Wonder:

"AAA"

mums:

"FUCK!"

Greenshi:

"UH OH."

Brush:

"dani! normal :)"

Janet:

"wait"

Janet:

"oh yeah heck"

Natalya:

"AA"

Bubbly:

"hiiiii"

"What's wrong?"

Raven:

"...Shante--OH UH HEY DANI"

J0rt:

"oh no."

UnofficiallyJam:

“Doing normal are we?”

Mako:

"Nothing!"

Greenshi:

"Nuthin dont worry about it"

Mako:

"We just didn't expect you!"

Bubbly:

"having a normal one?"

Janet:

"clearly nothing is wrong :)"

Aegis:

"So very very normal of you"

Greenshi:

"Anyway give us to someone, anyone else thanks"

Raven:

"On a scale of zero to ten how Normal are you feeling"

"Absolutely! I'm just loving it here! Good to be back in a tournament!"

Brush:

"we're having SUCH a normal time of it! glad you are too!"

Mako:

"Haha yeah..."

Greenshi:

":)"

Janet:

"hey, out of curiosity, you thinking of switching up the costume you use in smash?"

Wonder:

god, this does not feel right /lh

"You guys are acting really weird!!!! What's going on? :)"

Brush:

"experiencing normal emotions and stable mental health!"

Wonder:

"just...fan nerves from us, the audience"

Mako:

"I dunno, what is ever going on?"

"Oh yeah! Of course, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Raven:

"Well, glad to hear you're excited about it! Anyone you're looking forward to fighting?"

Mako:

"A lot of exclamation marks"

Aegis:

"This is how normal people talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hmmm....well, Captain Crimson seems fun!"

Bubbly:

"fun is a way to put it"

Janet:

"very relatable, i bet"

"A good way to show who's boss if you catch my drift! :)"

Greenshi:

"Yeah. A real treat."

Brush:

"yeah i'm sure you'd enjoy a repeat of past events! :)"

Raven:

"Yeahhhhhh guess it's a uh good rematch!"

Mako:

"How's your rat faring in the match? We can't tell"

Brush:

"tell us about your rat dani!"

Mako:

"Tell them to us in excruciating detail!"

Raven:

"Are you cheering on your cool rat son?"

"Oh, Johannsen? He lost the first round!"

Mako:

"Oof"

Brush:

"damn"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Oh no : ("

Insider2000:

"Awww"

"But he might be winning this second one!"

Brush:

"guess the rat didn't won that one"

Janet:

"who's he fighting again?"

Raven:

"Oof, hopefully he can make it up"

Wonder:

"nagito"

Brush:

"johannsen the bane of hope"

"Oh he's fighting...erm......Nagito :)"

Mako:

"A"

Bubbly:

"i see"

"Whoa! That was awesome!"

Brush:

"i see!"

Janet:

"interestiiing"

Wonder:

"hm"

Greenshi:

"Oh you know him?"

Mako:

"SHSL Rat"

ROUND THREE

Mako:

"Rooting for Rats!"

Brush:

"clapping and cheering for the Rat"

Bubbly:

"rat"

Raven:

"I just realized I unintentionally made a joke by saying 'hopefully' earlier and want me to bonk myself"

Greenshi:

"Let's go rat!!!"

Janet:

"🐀"

Mako:

"🐀"

Brush:

"🐀"

"Heh, yeah! So how are you all doing? :)"

J0rt:

":MadRat:"

Brush:

"we're doing 🐀"

Wonder:

"doing. normal."

Mako:

"Hey Dani 🐀🐀🐀🐀"

"Me too!!! I'm the most normal!!!!!!!!"

Janet:

"we're worried about what prism might be up to here, as usual"

Janet:

"you?"

"Y'all are worried about her?"

Wonder:

"i mean, only a little..."

Mako:

"What are your thoughts on 🐀🐀🐀?"

Raven:

"Sitting through my mom's cringe ass hetero nonsense Hallmark movies"

"Like, I get it."

"But at the same time, you're gonna worry yourself to death over her if you keep dwelling on it"

"But hey, y'know, I'm not one to tell you what to worry about"

Janet:

"plenty of life here, you don't have to worry about us"

Greenshi:

"..........."

Brush:

"have you ever considered trying some of her delicious cookies :)"

"Oh did she offer you cookies too?"

"They're incredible :)"

Brush:

"delicious and soso normal :)"

Janet:

"what flavour were they?"

Raven:

"Yeah! I would've taken one but I had a big dinner"

"They're multicolored :)"

Wonder:

"is that a flavor?"

Mako:

"You're right Dani. We should talk about other stuff. Like that time you kissed Crimson"

Greenshi:

"Hey dani, remember that time you kissed Crimson? Apparently hes cheating on you. Sorry you had to find out this way."

"AMAZING :)"

Brush:

"tastes like love :) and love :)"

"TECHNICOLOR :)"

Raven:

"Uh"

Mako:

"A"

Wonder:

"you...doing alright, dani?"

Raven:

"Is this a cry for help"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

Brush:

"doing normal!"

Bubbly:

"UH"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

J0rt:

"UH"

Bubbly:

"DANI"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!!

"I guess I shouldn't be too shocked. You aren't even the Ultimate Rat"

NAGITO KOMAEDA has defeated JOHANNSEN this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey there kiddo!!! You seem to have drifted away from love, huh?"

".....I think I see what you mean when you told me about issues with a certain color"

[2: Heartbreak vs Captain Crimson]

the Nelson image, but much bigger than usual

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello?"

Greenshi:

"Large!"

Janet:

"big :O"

Brush:

"hey!"

Bubbly:

"oh big"

Moss:

"hi?"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

Mako:

"hello?"

"PRISMATIC :)"

"PRISMATIC :)"

Janet:

"ah"

"PRISMATIC :)"

Brush:

"still glitched i see"

Wonder:

"hm."

"PRISMATIC :)"

Mako:

"A"

Moss:

"oh you still going?"

Greenshi:

"Power off, pkease"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Bubbly:

"uhhhh"

"Hey! Sorry about that!!!!!"

Wonder:

"oh thank god, someone normal"

Greenshi:

".....?"

Brush:

"you good?"

Mako:

"Are we normal now?"

Greenshi:

"Dani??"

"I'm good!!!"

Insider2000:

"Dani, something is wrong."

Brush:

"we're always normal :)"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Everything okay?"

Raven:

"Heyyyyy you uh. You back with us?"

Bubbly:

"are you sure?"

"What's wrong? :)"

Greenshi:

"Things normal?"

Moss:

"mhm"

Moss:

"normal"

"Things are SO normal!"

Mako:

"Nothing! We were just worried!"

Raven:

"We were worried about you, that's what's wrong"

Greenshi:

"Awesome."

"So what's up?"

Brush:

"good reason to never bring up those confections again!"

Mako:

"But it turns out things are normal!"

Janet:

"the rat lost :c"

Brush:

"how's your rat is he normal too"

chirp:

"So. uh. Johannsen's not fighting anymore, how's your little guy doing?

"Oh yeah, I've been trying to hang out with him, but he seems to be kinda skittish for some reason"

Wonder:

"wonder why"

Brush:

"damn i wonder why!!!!!!!"

J0rt:

"for some reason"

"I figure he just needs some space"

Mako:

"What are your thoughts on the relationship between you and Crimson?"

Greenshi:

"Stay away from him. Please :)"

"Me and Crimson? Crimson is unequivocally evil! I see no reason to spend time with him :)))))"

Mako:

"I see!"

Brush:

"sure :)))))))"

Wonder:

"hey, i just got an idea"

Wonder:

"why don't you try handing us to johannsen?"

Moss:

This is prism right
im not losing it?

"Prismatic Dani" is number 3 in the bracket

Wonder:

"maybe we can talk to him"

Brush:

"let us talk to the rat! see what he thinks!"

"Hmm......that could be fun! Can you guys speak rat?"

Mako:

"We'll make sure he's normal too! :)"

J0rt:

"yep!"

Wonder:

"we have ways"

Brush:

"yeah! 🐀"

"No I shouldn't!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Moss:

"yes!"

Mako:

"Indeedy"

"Yeah I'm gonna!"

Raven:

"Yeah, maybe we can mediate! We have a translation tool!"

"No I'm NOT"

Greenshi:

"Do it do it"

"YES I AM"

Janet:

"we spoke to zapmouse earlier! we speak rat!"

Moss:

"do it"

Bubbly:

"DO IT"

"I'm gonna hand you off :)"

Greenshi:

"Drop us"

Brush:

"give to rat!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"You're gonna lose dani."

Mako:

"Yay!"

Insider2000:

"Crap! Dani!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Don't lose."

Raven:

"Wh. Wait DANI is the one who doesn't wanna hand us off?!"

Greenshi:

"Wait uh"

"No No I'm not no I'm not this is mind Nelson is mine I want it I want to hold it forever and not allow it to get into the wrong hands :)"

Janet:

"dani, if you (you, not anyone else) wanna keep us, then keep us!"

"FUCK OFF :)"

Greenshi:

"UH."

Brush:

"give to RAT"

END NELSON EVENT

And you thought vanilla dani had problems

We have a report from the field!!!!

"Fingers crossed that the only red you see from here on out is the blood of whatever the hell is possessing you, Val"

HEARTBREAK has defeated CAPTAIN CRIMSON this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Whoa nelly! Looks like we're opening with a battle of some true champions, huh?"

"Hey, I know that your experience with Crimson was kinda bad, but I think I know a much better god to be under the influence of :)"

[3: Prismatic Dani vs The Grunk]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"hello?"

Moss:

"HI THANK GOD"

("Hello?")

Bubbly:

"hi?"

Greenshi:

"Hi!!"

Brush:

"RAT"

Bubbly:

"RAT"

Mako:

"JOHANSSON"

UnofficiallyJam:

"RAT"

Greenshi:

"RAT"

Brush:

"🐀"

Wonder:

"oh thank god, johannsen"

Moss:

"RAT"

Raven:

"JOHANNSEN!"

("Y....You all speak rat????")

Wonder:

"in a way, yeah"

Moss:

"yes!"

Mako:

"🐀!"

Aegis:

"No!"

Brush:

"rat momence"

UnofficiallyJam:

"🐀 "

Etharia:

“Hi Johansen! Long story short dani is possessed and you need to get us to j0hn ASAP.”

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"anyway dont let prism get us again
she will not let us go, litteraly"

Greenshi:

"Danis been compromised, you gotta keep us away"

Raven:

"Yeah, we're a hedgehog sculpture shaped radio!"

Insider2000:

"In a way, yes."

Brush:

"j0hn isn't here tho"

("Dani......she's possessed?")

Moss:

"Yes"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Yep."

Brush:

"yeah that's what's up"

Janet:

"possessed by prism, yeah"

Wonder:

"by that bitch, prism"

Greenshi:

"Yeah :("

Natalya:

"Very"

Etharia:

“Yeah. Prism got her”

("I know she was acting different but...what do you mean?")

Moss:

"by prism, not the other guy"

Insider2000:

"Prism has a grip on her."

Mako:

"Prism showed her funky colors"

Greenshi:

"Color lady. With the big laser."

("She's stronger than that though....")

Brush:

"getting controlled to uh. generally freak us out i guess?"

("Right?")

Raven:

"You know that scary bad lady, Prism? She did a similar thing to Dani that Crimson did to Valentine"

Wonder:

"yeah, we think so too"

Brush:

"it's not really about physical strength"

Greenshi:

"This is emotional, not physical. Sorry bud"

Wonder:

"but... sometimes she needs a little help"

Janet:

"prism's been doing a bunch of these tournaments - dani was getting in prism's way, so prism's keeping her possessed"

Natalya:

"well uh. It's emotional possession"

Moss:

"Shes fighting prism tho, or trying"

("But that's....that's still Dani....")

chirp:

"dani isnt being possessed so much as being. mind controlled."

Raven:

"Prism's possession in emotionally manipulative and abusive"

Etharia:

“Think of it like this. The person that’s controlling her is doing her very best to make her think these are her own thoughts.”

("I know she's acting weird, but....that's still Dani")

Bubbly:

"i think shes trying to fight it"

Brush:

"yeah"

UnofficiallyJam:

"It is dani's body but that isn't dani."

Janet:

"if dani doesn't do prism's bidding, then she feels intense guilt, and prism's often subtle enough that dani can't even tell she's doing her bidding"

Insider2000:

"Oh, buddy... If you can try, maybe see if you can snap her out of it?"

Janet:

"but she's still trying to fight it!"

Brush:

"i mean it is dani. but she's being messed with"

("yeah. Yeah, she's fighting it!!!!!!!!!!!")

Mako:

"She was conflicted about handing us over to you"

Janet:

"did you see her outburst earlier? that was her fighting it"

Etharia:

“Yes, it’s still her. But there’s also someone trying to influence her. If anyone can snap her out of it. it’s you.”

Raven:

"It is. She's in there, deep down. She needs a lot of help right now."

Greenshi:

"Shes still in there, but she cant control herself."

("......I did see it")

("But that's just......")

UnofficiallyJam:

"See what?"

("That's just something people do")

Wonder:

"i know, little buddy. it's rough"

Janet:

"in the past, the best things to combat prism's control were self-assurance and self-actualisation"

("When they're stressed")

Brush:

"that sure seems like what dani does when she's stressed!"

Etharia:

“Yeah. We know it’s hard to tell the difference. You have no reason to trust us on this, but we would appreciate if you do.”

Raven:

"Prism controls people by making them feel like they have to do and think what she wants them to, or it makes them bad"

Brush:

"she should get therapy about it"

Mako:

"Prism put her under a LOT of stress"

Brush:

"got some real anger issues being exacerbated by trauma"

("No.....no listen, Dani is fine, okay?")

Janet:

"there were subtle differences from her self-frustration when she's stressed, like how she was going back and forth about what she should do"

Wonder:

"in a sense, yeah, she's fine. this is a dream, after all"

Raven:

"Johannsen...you're gonna have to see for yourself, bud."

Etharia:

“Just… try having a conversation with her in Rat. If you don’t notice anything, we won’t push you any further.”

Insider2000:

"She needs you, whether she's fine or not."

("I've seen her at her worst, and she can get stressed a lot of the time, and these sort of talking to herself deals....she....she does that sometimes......she says it helps her to externalize things")

Raven:

"But know this: Prism can't speak Rat"

("She's fine. She wouldn't.......she's fine!!!!")

Janet:

"oh yeah, prism can't speak rat - so you can talk to dani and know only the real her's hearing it"

Janet:

"we confirmed this earlier with zapmouse"

Etharia:

“I understand this is a confusing situation, but there’s one thing we know for certain. You are a very good friend to her. I can tell that even from this one conversation.”

Insider2000:

"It's okay if you're scared, Johannsen."

("I.....")

chirp:

"...honey, i know you want to think shes invincible. But she's not. Strong as she is."

Greenshi:

"shes strong, i agree. but even she can be beaten. she needs help, so please, help us help her"

("I don't like this")

END NELSON EVENT

Sorry

I'm crying too

ROUND THREE

I dont know why I am doing this but fuck it this is a sad rat

Insider2000:

Sad Rat Sunday

Raven:

Mad Rat and Sad Rat

chirp:

sad rat sunday 😔

Janet:

sometimes a story calls for a sad rat!

greenshi:

ryan loves to make sad little creatures

UnofficiallyJam:

sad rat.

Sad Rat Sunday

We have a report from the field!!!

"You've got all kinds of rage built up in you.....I know how that feels.....ever wanted a way to properly let it out :)"

PRISMATIC DANI has defeated THE GRUNK this round!!!

Also for sake of clarity, PD is the same skin as D+

Do with that what you will

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I don't know much about you other than your name so.....e4"

"And I know more about you and your.....lover....than you could ever hope...............e5"

[4: Barry vs Chessmaster 2000]

Insider2000:

I assumed E4 is a chess move.

Etharia:

It’s specifically the first step of the Bongcloud Opening

the fact that you associate standard opening with bongcloud speaks VOLUMES

Etharia:

Good or bad volumes

Yes

Because E4 E5 is considered the standard opening

And moving King to E2 is when shit goes bongcloud

Etharia:

It’s one of the biggest memes in chess followed by the En Passant

referring to en passant as a meme made me double over tbh

Janet

huh, the en passant is just a move though?

It is but if anyone unironically uses it you're allowed to laugh at them

Wonder:

...wow so my chess club was run by a fraud /j

Actually your chess club professor was run by a genius

(honeslty en passant literally sounds like it was made up on the spot)

en passant is what happens if you never patch your game for thousands of years

Janet:

if chess is so good where's chess 2 (chess 2 is a real game)

It's true

Also

Report from field!

"If you're so mad I used bongcloud, then maybe you should've won"

BARRY has defeated CM2K this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"With all due respect, I got bad experiences with bastard dudes from other dimensions, so this might have a bit of revenge packed in the punches"

"With all due respect, I don't like big brawny bullies, especially after what Susie and I went through, so you'll be getting some too!"

[5: The Grunk vs Barry]

Report from the field!!!

"You're a big guy. You're tough! I'm sure you could take that kinda beating"

BARRY has defeated THE GRUNK this round!!!

END OF PART 1

Part 2

CUTSCENE BEGIN

Folk opens his eyes and looks around....he sees..........nothing.....well, not nothing....technically he sees everything. All colors unrestrained. But all of that sort of cancels out to become its own nonsense. Its own void of overstimulation.

"Oh, hey, you're here, too" He hears a voice echoing across the cacophony of color. "Makes sense. We're the two set to go forward in this thing." It's Crimson.

By instinct, he leaps up in a defensive stance. "Where.....the hell are we?"

Crimson is silent for a moment. A moment that feels like an eternity for both of them. "Wish I could tell ya. Best I can tell is that it's a little jail cell that Prism's fixed up. Probably to hold us till the next tournament. Lazy bastard couldn't even decorate it......All you need to know is that you're...safe. We're gonna get outta this alright."

This is a lot of information to take in.....it would be a real shame if Crimson gave him more to deal with. "Honestly, it sucks that you all had to get roped into her horseshit" Well, crap. "I'm used to this, at least, but now she's subjecting all of you to this? Can't imagine it's great for you noobs"

Folk looks around, still absorbing the hyperstimulation. "You.....we have to make a plan"

Crimson only laughs, adding more stimulation in the form of sound, making it unintentionally all the more cruel. "Plan to do what? Change the trajectory? Do anything that can be easily changed at will? If you think that you can fight Prism, then frankly, you're a fucking moron. See, watch this!"

Crimson flashes a grin as he summons all of his godly power. His muscles strain as he absorbs not only his own available power, but any power that he may have in the future. Any restraint he's held in the past. A powerful blast is being prepared that could destroy even the strongest being any person could fathom before it slowly calms itself down and Crimson returns to his former level of power. Attacking Prism is wrong :)

"....y.....y'see?" Crimson's breaths are short and labored after summoning all that power only to be led to such an anticlimax. "Attacking her is bullshit."

Crimson's labored breathing is cut off with a shocked tremble when a hand is placed on his shoulder. The hand of Folk. "I didn't train to be a therapist for nothing, Crimson. And I think I have an idea."

"What on earth is your idea, Folk? :) Are you going to have me talk about my childhood to death? :)"

Folk steps back for a moment, shocked by the sudden transformation before regaining his resolve. "I just have one question for you Prism....."

"Why?"

There's a long pause.

After a minute or two, Prism leaves.

They don't see her again for a long, long time.

END CUTSCENE

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Your master is considered to be the greatest competitor of all time....has she ever considered the game of chess"

("I'm sure she's considered it, but she's always been more of a fighter than a thinker. She's probably beat you in chess, but that's not how she'd prefer it")

[6: Chessmaster 2000 vs Johannsen]

Insider2000:

I feel like board games with Dani usually ends with her flipping the board off the table unless she's winning.

Yeah 💜

Janet

johanssen is so confident that dani will always win… im feeling Rat Emotions

Johannsen is Like A Dog

Loyal as fuck towards Dani

Despite

Everything

Not to draw this parallel because it’s an incredibly unfair one

But Machi and Johannsen would be great friends

Brush:

the dants played monopoly once. the board did not survive.

Playing Fortune Street with Dani is final boss of Truth or Dare

ROUND THREE

also while we're here

I know I took a while to start

You all wanna know why I took so long?

It was a remake of an old mashup that never got released

idk if I mentioned it in the behind the scenes

but

originally "Save on Everything" in Mad Rat Monday wasn't gonna be a medley

It's still SUPER WIP but you get this idea

J0rt:

OH WAIT didn't you play part of this on stream once?

I might have!!!!!

At least another WIP version

Insider2000:

God, I love how "Numb" just manages to fit into so many songs, tying the theming together.

This is Crawling but YEAH

Insider2000:

...I just misnamed a Linkin Park song. BRB, jumping into lava.

Smoke:

I recommend against that!!

We have a report from the field!

("Glad you ended up coming into your own! Really got past the Danthony phase, huh?")

JOHANNSEN has defeated CHESSMASTER 2000 this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Well, this feels familiar.....for a number of reasons....."

"Better start counting :). Maybe it'll be a fun distraction from what you're gonna be feeling :)"

[7: Captain Crimson vs Prismatic Dani]

yo uh pris dani just sd'd

Wonder:

"you better do as i say or i'll make you feel really bad, dani :)"

"heh... there's no feeling you can throw at me that'll make me feel worse than i already do"

stop being correct in a depressing fashion

ROUND THREE

Insider2000:

"You known the difference between you and me, Dani. I could've stopped Doctor Order... :)"

Wonder:

prism, eating popcorn while letting chartreuse live out a tragedy in the hands of order: "i could totally stop her"

Wonder:

it's almost like someone watching reality TV and thinking "i can do that"

greenshi:

I could totally take her :) she says, as order installs anti-prism technology into all her projects.

Brush:

"If I wanted to be involved with Dr. Order's plans I could have stopped her :)"

"My sister, the strongest fighter in CPUK, tried to stop Order and now she's traumatized."

"RIP to her but I'm different :)"

Order voice: "Actually, being god isn't all it's cracked up to be :)"

We have a report from the field!!!!

"Well, that went against everything I expected to happen, but hey! In a world of no consequences, I think it's worth it to get some catharsis"

CAPTAIN CRIMSON has defeated PRISMATIC DANI this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I'm so sorry to hear about your past in relationships, judging by your name....so much despair........are you doing anything this Saturday?"

"Wh- I don't even know your name????"

[8: Nagito Komaeda vs Heartbreak]

this is made even funnier because of this Funny Little Addition

match start, rat god is sitting at the side of the screen watching the fight

greenshi:

Cant believe komaeda's cheating on hajime. smh.

And Kanye

Etharia:

they have a hopen relationship

psychic attack

the Nelson image

Moss:

"hi"

"....hmm"

Wonder:

"hello hello"

Bubbly:

"hi?"

Greenshi:

"Help"

Etharia:

"Hey, who's this?"

Moss:

"whose this"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Mako:

"Hello?"

Janet:

"hopebreak is a thematic parallel to crimson x cupid"

Janet:

"hi"

"...?? voices???"

Mako:

"Whomst've"

Janet:

"we're the discord of discord jack!"

Moss:

"we are the audience"

Greenshi:

"We are nelson"

Wonder:

"alright, i'm guessing...cm2k?"

Brush:

"chess momence?"

Mako:

"We're Nelson, who are you?"

Janet:

"we're here in this ceramic hedgehog called the nelson"

"....intriguing....."

Bubbly:

"speaking to you inside your brain"

Janet:

"we've been travelling around this tournament, being talked to by people who pick us up"

Wonder:

"please note, we can't see, we can only hear"

"....my name is m...........chessmaster 2000!"

Brush:

"YEAH"

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah"

Mako:

"CM2K!!!"

Brush:

"hewwo chessmaster!"

Bubbly:

"CHESS MOMENT"

Greenshi:

"Hey dude!!"

Mako:

"HI"

Wonder:

"nice to meet ya, cm2k"

Moss:

"HELLO"

Greenshi:

"Love the chessmaster"

Mako:

"♟️"

J0rt:

"oh hey Chessmaster!!!"

Janet:

"we were all cheering for you so hard when you became the chessmaster"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Raven:

"Hey Chassmaster! Nice to meet you!"

"Wait..............."

"You all..........what?"

Wonder:

"we're the audience"

"Did something happen recently?"

Bubbly:

"were the audience!"

Moss:

"yes!"

"I know you are, that is why I am confused"

Insider2000:

"Where do we begin..."

Moss:

"many things have happened, good and bad"

Greenshi:

"?"

"I was told that you all despised me"

Wonder:

"no??????"

Brush:

"nah man you're a delight"

Bubbly:

"what!!"

Wonder:

"we don't????????"

Insider2000:

"Nah, we're cool."

Greenshi:

"NOOOO WE LOVE YOU"

Moss:

"Wrong, we love you and wrote for you"

Janet:

"nah you're awesome"

Raven:

"NO MAN YOU'RE GREAT"

Greenshi:

"WHO TOLD YOU THAT ILL FIGHT EM"

Mako:

"who told you this?"

"....what????"

Brush:

"WHY would we hate you. you've done nothing wrong in your life"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Who told you this?"

"Doctor Order"

Moss:

"who told tou thus"

Brush:

"ah! the liar"

Wonder:

"of course..."

Bubbly:

"of course"

Insider2000:

"Order imprint that into you?"

Greenshi:

"FUCKER"

Mako:

"HERRRRR"

Moss:

"well
time to fight a dead woman"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Of course."

Insider2000:

"Typical."

Wonder:

"listen, fuck what order says. you're cool"

Janet:

"yeah that tracks, she was either lying or straight up wrong"

Etharia:

"So, quick rundown of what's going on. You are currently in a shared dream. Prism is doing fucked up shit, and can control people. She's in full mind control mode on Dantoinette."

Janet:

"probably both"

"In hindsight, that seems like it was obviously a lie"

Greenshi:

"She was lying dude, you rule!!"

Garf:

"Yeah you rock!"

Bubbly:

"i can imagine its hard having all that internalized so deeply"

"I'm sure that can be something we unpack later, but.....it is good to know that it was a lie this whole time"

Mako:

"You're awesome!"

Janet:

"on the prism note, you likely have prism defenses built in due to dr order's experiments, and also we can tell when prism edits what people say, so we can point it out to you"

Insider2000:

"Everyone has SOMEONE who likes them. You can't be hated by all."

Janet:

"we hear everything as text, and we perceive her edits as italic and with a smiley face"

Wonder:

"unless you're mozilla"

"Oh, I am WELL aware of my anti-prism mechanisms......"

Greenshi:

"How're you holding up? Things are kinda wild"

"The Grunk has stopped me from attacking Dantoinette on multiple occasions"

Bubbly:

"i see"

Janet:

"ah"

Greenshi:

"Lmaoooo"

Insider2000:

"Does the Grunk thinks she's okay?"

Brush:

"you'll get your chance eventually"

Etharia:

"Can you speak rat? Johansen is kinda going through it what with Dani's whole. yeah."

Raven:

"This is a dream under Prism's control btw"

"Are there people here who can't speak rat?"

Moss:

"prism"

Brush:

"prism"

Greenshi:

"You'd be surprised!"

Etharia:

"prism can't"

Janet:

"oh btw, there's a bunch of other rooms like this one in case you're unaware, there's a total of 64 fighters in this tournament"

Brush:

"won't she be surprised (that she can't speak rat)"

Raven:

"Prism can't! She tried to change what Zapmouse said and it didn't work!"

"PLEASE"

Mako:

"?"

Greenshi:

"Wh"

"PLEASE refrain from using the P word"

Moss:

"Run?"

Moss:

"oh fair"

Etharia:

"Alright, thanks for the warning."

Brush:

"fair enough!"

Mako:

"Oh, sorry!"

Greenshi:

"OH! sorry"

Wonder:

"oh shit, sorry"

"Like I mentioned I have internal anti-her measures"

Janet:

"oh, noted! will refrain"

Raven:

"Ah, noted! Our apologies!"

Garf:

"Ah. Noted!"

Wonder:

"we'll just call her 'White Woman'"

"It's absolutely fine"

"Thank you"

ROUND THREE

Brush:

"there's more white women than her tho"

Moss:

"who are you rooting for?"

"I will understand if I must....."

Wonder:

"yeah, but this one's the only one of importance. in these dreams."

Insider2000:

"Yeah, but she's the most problematic white woman at the moment here."

Aegis:

"She's the whitest women"

Janet:

"but yeah, if you want anything you say to be heard by anyone (including us) who speak rat and not by the p-word, speaking rat is a solution"

"Who am I rooting for? Myself"

Bubbly:

"hell yeah!"

Wonder:

"hell yeah, get that self-love, king"

Greenshi:

"Hell yeah"

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah"

Brush:

"love the confidence!"

Etharia:

"Anyways, White Woman is keeping the 8 round robins separate so you can't communicate and plan against her. We can travel between them, but only one at a time."

Garf:

"LETS GO LOVE DA SELF LOVE"

"You can travel between the 8 groups?"

Janet:

"and we can only travel to ones we've been to, which seems like a bit of a catch 22 situation"

"Well hold on a moment...."

Greenshi:

"Oh?"

Janet:

"since we've only been to the first one and this one, and the first one already got finished so we can't go back there"

"Not to brag, but I am....VERY strategic in nature...."

Wonder:

"yeah, but we gotta compliment crimson first"

"What are the 8 groups?"

Greenshi:

"Brag. Do it."

Raven:

"We have to genuinely compliment Crimson to go between groups"

J0rt:

"do you want to list who's in each or?"

"I think that if I am given all of the information I may be able to help formulate a plan against........White Woman"

Janet:

"urls tend to not work here, but just in case: https://challonge.com/DreamKerfuffle4 "

Etharia:

"The first one has Crimson and Folk. There were 6 other people, but when the round robin ends they got. Erased from existence or something"

Janet:

"group A: crimson, folk - group B: you lot"

"I appreciate it, but I'm no web browser.....she did that later......."

Brush:

"group c has light pit and jack and that's all that matters <3"

Wonder:

"and cobalt"

Janet:

"group C: light pit, garfield, spriteman, cobalt, jerry, prismatic shadow, cosmic love, discord jack"

Brush:

"what's a cobalt"

Greenshi:

"Cosmic 💜 Shadow 💜💜💜"

Janet:

"group D: peppermint, broxas, hoedown, professor iris, juni, larry, miles edgeworth, iggy"

Janet:

"group E: toj, whip, snake (snaked), rights, yung papaya, quad, chacha, twist"

Janet:

"group F: completely normal aerith, naclmore, blora, internet explorer, the prismatic gecko, joe drift, therapuppy, danthony"

Janet:

"group G: prismatic larry, lou, blasp, j0hn, regal salad, chartreuse, breakfast, crimsonaut"

Etharia:

"Don't ask who lou is. He's literally just some guy"

Janet:

"group H: dr order (sorry), winston, dan, the p-word, mac and cheese, corn, al, waltz"

Greenshi:

"Lou's our doude"

"Hm.....thank you for the information....I can try to formulate a strategy to the best of my ability"

Etharia:

"Thank you very much!"

Wonder:

"please do, we need it"

Mako:

"thanks!"

Greenshi:

"Thanks dude!!"

"Before I go to think on this, I must know something......"

Mako:

"Ask away"

"Did you..........."

Wonder:

"mhm?"

"........................."

Wonder:

"take your time, buddy"

Greenshi:

"Take your time"

".......did you still like me back before I was chessmaster 2000?"

Brush:

"yeah!!"

Wonder:

"well, duh"

Moss:

"Yeah!"

Etharia:

"Yeah!"

Greenshi:

"Yeah we did!!"

Mako:

"of course!"

Garf:

"YEAH"

Insider2000:

"Sure!"

".................thank you"

Greenshi:

"Love ya no matter what your name is!"

Prince:

"YES"

Janet:

"yeah! you're a likable person, and also it was very funny that time you mugged toj"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!!!

"If you're not available that's all fine! And since you asked, my name i-"

NAGITO KOMAEDA has defeated HEARTBREAK this round!!!

good news

my internet connection is about to get way fuckin better since apparently at&t fiber is gonna be available real soon

bad news

WHAT THE FUCK AT&T WHYD YA DIG UP PART OF MY YARD??????????????

worth tho I guess

anyway

Aegis:

They better put it back

Brush:

did they at least put the dirt back

I think they're gonna but it started raining

So it should be back tomorrow

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I ran some tests based on some various scans.......you're a recreation, aren't ya? Of a memory that you'd rather forget."

"Listen, Barrold, I honestly respect ya, but you're gonna want to stay in your lane for this one"

[9: Barry vs Captain Crimson]

Haylee:

Ryan loves making people say things like "ow" and "my emotions"

yeah :)

the Nelson image

"Hey..."

Brush:

"hey!"

"Can you hear me...?"

J0rt:

"hewwo!"

Greenshi:

"Hihi"

Bubbly:

"hi!"

Haylee:

"Hi"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Raven:

"Yes!"

Mako:

"We can!"

Etharia:

"Hello!"

J0rt:

"yes we can!"

Prince:

"howdy :)"

"Are you okay?"

Mako:

"yep!"

Greenshi:

"CM2K?"

Brush:

"sure"

Prince:

"Buster wolf?"

Etharia:

"Yeah. why do you ask?"

Wonder:

"i think so"

Moss:

"Yeah and no depends"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Prince:

"but yes hi"

"...You seem pretty out of it"

J0rt:

"YOU"

Raven:

"Just so you know, we can't see who's talking to us, only the text of what they say"

Mako:

"...is this"

Wonder:

"..."

Bubbly:

"NO"

Prince:

"NAGITO?"

Wonder:

"put us down"

J0rt:

"PUT US DOWN"

Brush:

"bastard"

Greenshi:

"DROP IS DROP US DIOP UD"

Etharia:

"Oh hi nagito!"

"To be honest- Oh, you know me?"

Raven:

"Omg wait is this Nagito"

Wonder:

"unfortunately"

Bubbly:

"WE DO"

Moss:

"yes, to well"

Greenshi:

"Let me GO."

Mako:

"Unfortunately"

Aegis:

"Rock full of violence"

Etharia:

"Yeah. We're like. a bunch of fans of the kerfuffles. currently speaking to you through a ceramic hedgehog. in a dream."

Raven:

"NAGITO KOMAEDA YOU ARE A SWEET BOY AND NEED A HOSPITAL SO VERY BADLY"

Etharia:

"this is a dream btw"

"Wow! That seems really cool!"

Mako:

"Technically you should no longer exist"

Mako:

"Anywhere"

"A dream? That's great!"

Wonder:

"yeah, you're dead"

Moss:

"your a constant right? like this version of you"

Greenshi:

"Better than a computer program, at least"

"But yeah, to elaborate"

Mako:

"Hingus bunger your six feet under"

"My name is ╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬"

Bubbly:

"ah."

Wonder:

"hm"

Moss:

"oh your name is cencored fun"

Janet:

"the dream can't handle your name"

Etharia:

"ah. I see. I think your name has been erased from existence."

"....censored?"

Mako:

"illegal"

Moss:

"Ye, we see through text"

"Oh................erased from existence......."

Brush:

"forbidden name"

Janet:

"your name Did Not appear properly for us"

Moss:

"Youve been banned"

".....that's.........."

Wonder:

"yeah, you're supposed to be erased from the public consciousness and existence"

Mako:

"we told ya"

Raven:

"I'm sorry bud :("

"I suppose there's nothing to do than make the best of it, right? Ahahahaha!"

Etharia:

"Yeah, that's a good attitude to have!"

Janet:

"bad news: you died as a universal constant :c good news: apparently you can still appear in dreams and really confuse all the people who kinda sorta feel like they should remember you"

Raven:

"You're allowed to be upset, kiddo. You've been through a lot."

junior:

im imagining hes looking at his hand rn

J0rt:

i mean if nelson's in his hand he has to

im too busy to make the edit but..........

wait doesnt that edit exist

J0rt:

HOLD ON

We have a report from the field!!!!!

"Like I said, this is something you can't even possibly comprehend"

CAPTAIN CRIMSON has defeated BARRY this round!!!

Moss:

"Other than yourself who are you rooting for"

Janet:

"better news: the evil person controlling these dreams seemed to have trouble controlling you last dream!"

"Well, there's this one girl who reminds me of someone......"

Etharia:

"Yeah. Between everything you went through with hope's peak, and now all of this, you've been through a lot. you don't need to pretend to be positive if you don't want to."

Wonder:

"speaking of that one girl"

Wonder:

"you should probably run"

Janet:

"dani? yeah, she's been possessed by said evil person, who is a goddess named prism"

Moss:

"Keep us very away from that one girl!"

"Oh! Speaking of! I'm about to go fight her!"

"I'll be right back!"

Etharia:

"Ah, true. Good luck!"

Greenshi:

"Kick her ass"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey! You remind me of someone....someone who really knew how to spread despair.....I'm not sure if you're looking for anyone to join you, but......"

"I AM NOT ACCEPTING APPLICATION FROM THE LIKES OF YOU :)"

[10: Prismatic Dani vs Nagito Komaeda]

Prism remembers NCCT3

J0rt:

a nagito sprite of him looking at his hand, edited to be holding nelson the hedgehog

[Ryan Chongoshow pinned a message to this channel.]

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!!!

"STAY DOWN THIS TIME! I WILL NOT HAVE A REPEAT OF THE LAST DREAM :)"

PRISMATIC DANI has defeated NAGITO KOMAEDA this round!!!

Just so you guys know

it was REAL close

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

("You know, I can't help but have some kind of respect for ya. You almost seem to thrive in the emptiness.....like there's a sense of knowing who you are in the absence of others.....")

".....is that a rat with a taser?"

[11: Johannsen vs Heartbreak]

also

:chongoWatch:

[a chat member doesn't know much about Captain Crimson]

tl;dr Cap Crim is Valentine but possessed by Crimson

We have a report from the field!

[Ryan posts a report replacing Johannsen with Nagito Komaeda]

wait shit im stupid

sorry my brain is broke

I'm fuckin

Work was crazy today okay?????

ANYWAY

Mako:

JOHANNSEN IS NAGITO THEORY

PLEASE NO

Brush:

wheels in the theory board

Janet:

when nagito died, his spirit lived on, and reformed within the nearest interdimensional being: a funnie rat with a taser

greenshi:

oh sick is nagito a rat? hell yeah

Brush:

johannsen holds nagito's heart within his until such a time that nagito becomes strong enough to survive on his own again

Mako:

Kingdom Hearts Birth by Bloodsports

"Well, good thing my time in New York prepped me for this one"

HEARTBREAK has defeated JOHANNSEN (AND NO ONE ELSE) this round!!!

Wonder:

HE WENT TO NEW YORK?

Brush:

hb has fought new york rats for the hand of his then-boyfriend. it didn't really work out in the long run

Natalya:

HB, has been to new yourk?

Moss:

Heartbreak travels the world

Raven:

Nice to see that Heartbreak has a hobby in traveling! Wanderlust is a good way to find yourself!

He went to new york before he went to italy

it's a training ground

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"sigh..... so the horse moves two spaces in one direction and one-"

"I MAKE THE HORSE EAT THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!"

[12: Chessmaster 2000 vs The Grunk]

hey guys

cm2k took round 1

We have a report from the field

"TWO STEPS IN ONE DIRECTION. ONE STEP PERPENDICULAR. REPEAT. AFTER. ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

CHESSMASTER 2000 has defeated THE GRUNK this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hm......I don't think we've met....outside of dreams......some kind of jealousy that Cupid won't shut up about"

"I know what you're talking about but don't worry! :) I wouldn't associate with someone who is that objectively evil :) What are you talking about? You know :) Isn't that your ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff frick would you look at the time! Time to kick your ass!!!!!! :))))))))"

[13: Heartbreak vs Prismatic Dani]

UnofficiallyJam:

Oh prism isn't having a good time? GREAT.

same energy

some blue guy waving a "J" flag

Gonna wrap it after this

(apologies to those who make recaps I can imagine splitting this one into parts is gonna be h-e-double hockey stick)

(Or if you're cool H-E-Double GUN)

Nah it's fine here, smaller parts are no harder than bigger ones!

ANYWAY REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"I can't go with Crimson...don't you know the good guys get the girl :) .......hope you don't internalize that Heartbreak :)"

PRISMATIC DANI has defeated HEARTBREAK this round!!!

END OF PART 2

Part 3

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hm....it seems your circumstances were FAR different from my own.....I imagine the regret set in far, far sooner."

"I'm a gentleman at heart. If I make an agreement, I honor it"

[14: Captain Crimson vs Chessmaster 2000]

We have a report from the field!

"You think you're gonna outplay the Ultimate Fighter? Please...you coulda had it if you'd accepted my help."

CAPTAIN CRIMSON has defeated CHESSMASTER 2000 this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey....you're one of the three dreamers.....aren't you? The only one who hasn't been corrupted by an outside force.....that's something that gives me.....well.....some kind of hope, I suppose"

"One of the thr- what the hell are you talkin' about?"

[15: Nagito Komaeda vs Barry]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"hello?"

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Greenshi:

"hihi"

Moss:

"Hi!"

"What in the hell is this thing???"

"HEY!"

Moss:

"nelson"

Insider2000:

"Grunk?"

Greenshi:

"crimmy?"

Bubbly:

"nelson"

Wonder:

"is this...captain crimson?"

Moss:

"we are the audience, who are you?"

"GRUNK!"

Bubbly:

"GRUNK"

Wonder:

"oh hey, grunk!"

Moss:

"GRUNK!"

AV:

“AYYY”

Mako:

"!! GRUNK!!!"

Greenshi:

"WASSUP GRUNK!!"

Mako:

"HEYA!"

Insider2000:

"What's up?"

Brush:

"GRUNK"

"SOMETHING CRAZYS GOIN ON HERE"

morpheus:

“grunk < 3”

Garf:

"Anyway GRUNK!!"

Moss:

"YEAH"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Wonder:

"yeah, you're dreaming"

Wonder:

"prism's doing dream tournaments"

"WERE ALL TRAPPED IN SOME ROOM WITH NO ESCAPE EXCEPT THE STADIUM"

Mako:

"It's a dream, baby!"

"AND WHATS WORSE AND EVEN MORE CRAZY"

Brush:

"yep!"

"IM LOSING"

morpheus:

“that’s gotta suck”

Brush:

"yeah"

Greenshi:

"so welcome to the dream world. sorry about the loss."

"THATS JUST WRONG"

Bubbly:

"nightmare nightmare nightmare"

Brush:

"on the bright side! it's not real!"

"IT GOES AGAINST NATURE ITSELF"

Greenshi:

"RIGHT??? blame prism."

Moss:

"I dont belive prism cares for nature"

Brush:

"it's like when you can't run in a dream but like. fighting."

"HOW DO YA GET MORE POWERFUL IN A DREAM????"

Wonder:

"uhhh"

Wonder:

"believe in yourself?"

Moss:

"Have a extesential crisis than belive, i think??"

"I ALREADY DO THAT HAVE YOU MET ME????"

Brush:

"power of love"

Greenshi:

"according to barry? have a spouse that loves you."

Insider2000:

"I don't know... Recognize that it's a dream? But that's only if it's your dream...""

Wonder:

"well, it's a little more than that, i think"

"WHERE DO I GET ONE OF THOSE?"

Brush:

"just decide to be stronger"

Brush:

"power is a choice"

"OH THAT MAKES SENSE"

Wonder:

"...wait, you mean you're not married?"

Greenshi:

"you can find them in shops and public parks"

morpheus:

“living laughing and loving always seems to work”

Moss:

"Apps"

"I WAS MARRIED BUT I LOST HER WHEN SPIRIT WAS PRETTY YOUNG"

Brush:

"oof"

Wonder:

"oh. oh shit, i'm so sorry"

Greenshi:

"sorry bout that man"

Moss:

"Oof"

Prince:

"grunk.."

"ITS ALRIGHT!"

Brush:

"maybe if you just think about how much you love your kid that'll also work"

"SPIRIT AND I ROCK IT EVERY DAY AND I KNOW SHES SCREAMIN SO LOUD TO CHEER US ON THE ANGELS PROBABLY HAVE TINNITUS"

"ANGEL TINNITUS"

Wonder:

"aww..."

Bubbly:

"hell yeah"

Insider2000:

"Awww"

Greenshi:

"hell yeah"

Wonder:

"anyways, uhh... do you know about self-actualization?"

"I DUNNO WHAT THE MEANS SO NO I GUESS"

Moss:

"Niether do i"

Greenshi:

"believe in yourself, but more. like, even more than you do now."

Moss:

"ive absorbed the meaning through like osmosis"

Brush:

"achieve absolute certainty in who you are"

"ALRIGHT RAD!!!!"

morpheus:

“believe in yourself so hard you become real”

"IM ALREADY REAL"

Wonder:

"yeah, you gotta like... get a firm grasp on your self. know who you are and never falter"

Greenshi:

"EXACTLY"

morpheus:

“in the metaphorical sense”

Mako:

"You're the Grunk, and ain't no one gonna change that!!!"

"WHY DO YA THINK I FOUGHT OFF THE RED DUDES CORRUPTION?"

Wonder:

"hm."

Wonder:

"i mean, i guess you can call it that"

"ID RATHER DIE THE GRUNK THAN LIVE AS SOME OTHER BASTARD THAT AINT ME"

Wonder:

"hell yeah"

Bubbly:

"HELL YEAH"

Insider2000:

"You may have to cooperate with the red dude here. He knows the person causing all of this. He hates her."

Greenshi:

"YEAAAAAH"

ROUND THREE

Moss:

"hmmm, well i dont know any other way to more powerful in a dreamsense. also HELL YEAH"

Insider2000:

"Or at least, is a victim of her's."

Wonder:

"yeah, i mean. unless prism tries controlling you, you're pretty much all set"

"OH YEAH I SAW HIM TAKING OVER VAL"

Etharia:

“Btw if you want an idea of what the lady we’re talking about is like. You’ve noticed what’s going on with dani right. That’s her doing”

Moss:

"also theres a chance thats not either of them.
it could just be a memory, since red dude is dreaming somewhere else idk how it works, im just guessing"

Moss:

"idk how to test if someones a memory or not
any ideas?"

Greenshi:

"punch him so so hard."

"LETS SEE HOW POWERFUL MY SELF-ACTUALIZATION IS, SHALL WEEEEEEEOW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW :)!"

"HUH"

Brush:

"huh!"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Greenshi:

"YOURE DOING IT BUD!"

Moss:

"HUH?"

Wonder:

"wow, that's extremely powerful"

"YOU KNOW HOW SOMETIMES YA SAY OW WHEN YOURE SURPRISED BUT YOURE NOT HURTING"

"I GUESS THATS WHAT JUST HAPPENED THERE"

Mako:

"WOO, YOU DID IT!!"

"WEIRD"

Greenshi:

"KEEP IT UP!"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Brush:

"nice nice nice"

Garf:

"HELL YEAH"

Moss:

"YOU HURT PRISM, GOOD JOB BURDY"

Greenshi:

"she tried to possess you and you TOTALLY beat her. hell yeah"

"KEEP WHAT UP? I DUNNO WHO PRISM IS?"

Insider2000:

"Be careful."

Wonder:

"just. keep being you, bud"

Insider2000:

"Prism is kind of the... babysitter of Crimson, Chartreuse, and Cobalt."

Brush:

"another asshole making people do things!"

Etharia:

“That’s like. Yeah the only people able to not just resist her but actively fight back against her have been literal gods and trainer of justice”

Moss:

"Prism is god babysitter
shes controlling dani rn"

Bubbly:

"just keep doin what youre doing"

Brush:

"allergic to self-actualization :D"

"GOOD BABYSITTER OR BAD BABYSITTER"

Brush:

"bad"

Greenshi:

"bad"

Bubbly:

"bad."

Garf:

"awful"

"GOT IT"

Insider2000:

"Very bad."

Moss:

"bad"

Garf:

"like the worst"

Wonder:

"extremely bad"

Greenshi:

"if you see her, you know what to do."

"WOW AWESOME!"

Insider2000:

"We're actually starting to like Crimson levels of bad."

"I DUNNO WHAT I DID BUT IM FEELING THE POWER!!!!!"

Greenshi:

"YEAAAAH"

"YEAH!!!!!!! IM PUMPED UP AND READY FOR NEXT ROUND!!!!"

Wonder:

"...can you punch the wall?"

Insider2000:

"Hell yeah!"

Moss:

"LETS GOOO"

Bubbly:

"YEAH!! GO KICK ASS"

Greenshi:

"LETS GO GRUNK KICK SOME ASS"

Brush:

"👏"

"TRIED THAT!!! IT BROKE A BIT BUT THEN TURNED INTO RAINBOW GOOP AND REFORMED! THEN FOR SOME REASON IT FELT LIKE I NEVER PUNCHED IT!"

"MAYBE I JUST IMAGINED I PUNCHED IT"

Greenshi:

"hm."

Bubbly:

"i see."

Brush:

"nah i think you punched it"

Greenshi:

"you did punch it, i can tell you that for certain."

Wonder:

"so you just gotta punch it with everyone and never stop /j"

Moss:

"You punched it
prism is reforming the wall it seems, wierd"

Brush:

"throw us against the wall with all your strength and see where that gets us"

"GOOD CALL!!!!!!"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!!!

"You're one of the three dreamers....every time someone dreams to create one of Prism's dream tournaments, they can become A Dreamer. It's a long story, but.....well.....be careful. I can explain more later."

NAGITO KOMAEDA has defeated BARRY this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"IM PUMPED AND IM READY TO THROW DOWN AGAINST YOU LITTLE SQUEAKER!!!!!"

("Um.......okay? I'll fight hard, too, I guess? Sorry, a lot on my mind")

[16: The Grunk vs Johannsen]

greenshi:

:nelsob: rat,,,

Moss:

Someone give small rat therapy

Brush:

rat momence

Insider2000:

Poor baby

Bubbly:

johannsen is simply so small it is so much for a little rat to handle

faraday:

this is not something a little rat on a lily pad can handle

greenshi:

he was not built for turmoil! all he knows is squeak and tazer ;-;

Wonder:

squeak, tazer, and get scritches

greenshi:

and love dani

Brush:

all he knows is be scritch and violence he does not know emotional turmoil

Brush:

AND love dani

Insider2000:

Seeing a character we've only really established as "The Rat Won" and "Dani's Pet" be big sad is truly an emotion.

greenshi:

"hehe funni rat" we regret to inform you, the rat has Depression.

some days you have no choice but to give a rat depression

"I have created a rat that can be depressed"

"Why?"

.............................

ROUND THREE

the Nelson image

"Hey!"

Brush:

"hewwo"

Wonder:

"oh thank god we're not broken"

Moss:

"hi"

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Etharia:

“Hello there.”

"You guys are stuck in the wall!"

Greenshi:

"hey hope boy."

Brush:

"neat!"

Moss:

"oh"

Wonder:

"we sure are"

morpheus:

“hey !!”

Wonder:

"grunk threw us"

Insider2000:

"Makes sense."

Brush:

"just what i always wanted!"

Greenshi:

"oh. not broken. cool."

"....why did the grunk throw you?"

Moss:

"Can you get us out of the wall?"

Brush:

"told him to"

Moss:

"we asked"

Wonder:

"we thought it would be funny"

Greenshi:

"yeah i wonder."

Etharia:

“To see what would happen.”

a mouse:

"could you pull us out before the wall reforms?"

morpheus:

“oh yeah do that”

"Haha....I suppose that I can't question that!"

"It looks like it already has reformed"

Wonder:

"...actually, hang on, who is this?"

Wonder:

"is this nagito?"

Greenshi:

"break us out."

Brush:

"we live here now"

Moss:

"punch the wall and grab us real quock"

"Yeah, this is ╬╬╬╬╬╬"

Brush:

"this is our home for the rest of the group"

Greenshi:

"awesome."

Wonder:

"i see"

Insider2000:

"Yep. It's him."

Moss:

"cool, what do yoy mean by dreamers
like explain further"

Bubbly:

"well, thanks for pulling us out"

Wonder:

"anyways, uhh... the hell is that stuff about 'Dreamers'?"

Brush:

"set your hand on the Wall Nelson to have your future told"

"I didn't....you all are still stuck there"

Etharia:

“I gotta ask. How is it you know about the dreamer thing? Is it being a constant stuff or ‘bring a dream construct’ stuff?”

"I'm just putting my hand on you"

Bubbly:

"oh. hm."

Greenshi:

"petting us. what are we, a zoo."

"Well.....if you must know about all that Dreamer stuff"

Bubbly:

"this is our hole. it was made for us"

"It's.......a long story"

Greenshi:

"we got time."

Wonder:

"well, it's not like we're going anywhere"

Moss:

"I have all day! cause timezones and other stuff"

morpheus:

“i don’t actually i need to be out of here by 6:30 so please summarize”

"So.......basically......I don't exist, I should start off by saying"

Wonder:

"we know that much"

"My existence itself is anomalous"

Greenshi:

"yeah, we saw you get super murdered"

Brush:

"yeah"

Brush:

"fake imaginary forbidden person"

Insider2000:

"Girl, same."

morpheus:

“big word for morpheus but okay”

"I should probably start by explaining Dreamers"

"So basically.....Prism is a goddess, correct?"

Moss:

"we think so yes"

Greenshi:

"yea"

Wonder:

"that's what she says"

Janet:

"yeah, though not the same as the cods we think?"

"Every god has a series of.....patrons of sorts. Three of them."

"They aren't directly related, but they have some kind of connection to their domain"

Brush:

"funny number three!"

Etharia:

“Ah, like the constants for crimson?”

"You know about the ╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬?"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Bubbly:

"uh."

Wonder:

"yeah, sorta"

Brush:

"i'm Guessing!"

Greenshi:

"im gonna assume yeah"

Moss:

"Yes, i think"

Janet:

"weird, that didn't come through for us either"

Wonder:

"not a whole lot, but yeah"

Greenshi:

"you, kanye, and sans. that last one should be good, at least."

Brush:

"i'm Assuming you're talking about the constants"

"Nagito? Who are you talking to?"

Moss:

"RUN"

morpheus:

“probably not but i can nod along”

Greenshi:

"UH."

Moss:

"hey run"

Moss:

"do me a favor and run"

"Oh crap!"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field

"BOO YAH BABY!!! BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER!!!!!"

THE GRUNK has defeated JOHANNSEN this round!!!

You guys want a quick cutscene?

Well "quick" but

Give me a minute to write it out

okay, ready?

BEGIN CUTSCENE

Nagito didn't float through the darkness. He didn't open his eyes and all that he couldn't see was nothingness. He would never question where he was. He would never think of how he felt nothing and how his experience didn't feel so genuinely real. Because he was no longer real. He no longer existed. And since he didn't exist, he didn't feel an overbearing regret.

He didn't stay there in the unbearable nothingness for what didn't feel like an eternity, before a voice failed to fall upon his non-existent ears. "Why, hello there funny Danganronpa fella :)"

It wasn't Prism.

"It looks like you've been enjoying being non-existent :) Or....I can't really tell how it might feel to be completely erased :). I wouldn't know. I'm always around :)"

She wasn't rubbing it in his god damn face.

"Buuuuuuuuuut I bet that I could help you out, because you only don't exist in the world you know :). You're still very....very....real.....And I know that you feel that deep in your soul....don't you. :)" He didn't take a moment to ponder this....yes....he did feel something....what was going on? This was....different. The feeling of being real again....after what felt like forever of being unmade "People still remember you, Nagito :). And I'm putting together a little something.....something that can make you feel real again :). Don't you want to be real again? :)"

"All I need you to do....is dream something up for me :)"

END CUTSCENE

for the sake of clarity this WAS Prism, the "not" part is narrative fuckery about being in a world of non-existence

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hello again, Grunk! How's it going?"

"PRETTY GOOD! BEING ALIVE AND ALL THAT! HOWS THE PAVEMENT TASTE?"

"What? Pavement? I don't eat pavement"

"ITS ALRIGHT. YOULL HAVE AN ANSWER FOR ME IN A COUPLE MINUTES"

[17: The Grunk vs Captain Crimson]

the Nelson image

Moss:

"hey?"

Greenshi:

"heyo!"

"There we go! Got you out of the wall!"

Brush:

"damn"

Bubbly:

"oh! thanks!"

Moss:

"Yay!"

Wonder:

"oh sweet freedom"

Garf:

"Hello?"

morpheus:

“YAY”

Brush:

"goodbye my beloved wall"

Raven:

"Yay!! We're free!!"

Moss:

"who is this"

"It's me! Dani!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Mako:

"We've been freed!"

Brush:

"put us back"

Greenshi:

"ah."

Bubbly:

"yeah figured."

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Moss:

"So hows it going"

Mako:

"Nevermind I want to be stuck again."

Garf:

"I actually enjoyed the wall a lot to be honest"

"How's the tournament been so far, guys? Been having fun? :)"

morpheus:

“now that i think of it the wall was quite nice”

chirp:

"Hiiiiii dani. Feeling normal still?"

Greenshi:

"hey dani. who was talking to us before you came by?"

Wonder:

"ehh, it could use a little less. prism."

Raven:

"It's been A Time"

Garf:

"The wall was pretty fun"

"Oh, you mean Nagito?"

Brush:

"it's been an experience! we got thrown into a wall!"

Moss:

"Pretty good, wondering what bings doing"

morpheus:

“real warm too —“

Greenshi:

"ah, thanks queen!"

Wonder:

"hm. weird how you remember his name"

"By the way, meaning to ask....what were you two talking about? :)"

Raven:

"...how can you say his name without the censor"

Brush:

"hey dani could you throw us at the wall with all your strength. pretty please :)"

Insider2000:

"Nothing. We were talking about cookies."

Wonder:

"well, we were talking about how prism should go fuck herself"

Brush:

"delicious cookies!"

Greenshi:

"you : ) youre pretty cool yknow!"

"Hahaha! You all are so funny!"

Moss:

"I think it would be fun to thrown away from you, ya know like a strength contest"

"But seriously what were you two talking about. You can tell me :)"

Wonder:

"go to hell"

Moss:

"Throwing things"

Brush:

"talking about cookies!!!!"

morpheus:

“please gently place us back into the hole we came from with enough fervor that we don’t get unstuck and fall to the floor thankies love you”

Janet:

"we were talking about nothing :)"

Insider2000:

"That we're worried about Johannsen?"

chirp:

"no <3"

a mouse:

"squeak"

"Hahahahahahahaha I'm already there :)"

Moss:

"I was wondering how bings doing idk?"

Brush:

"okay but seriously we were just planning a cool birthday party :)"

Garf:

"Hollow Knight is a video game"

"She didn't even need to control me for that one :)"

Raven:

"It's Nagito, he was going off on a philosophical tangent"

Brush:

"hollow knight is a video game developed by team cherry in the metroidvania genre"

morpheus:

“yeah — with cake and whatever else is at parties. lumpia? halo-halo. birthday things”

Janet:

"hey, remember that time you lost a match and wound up throwing us hundreds of metres into the air? wouldn't it be funny if that happened again"

Mako:

"I don't know about everyone else but I was just thinking about Bing. He's nice, right?"

Brush:

"we need to be thrown for our health"

Garf:

"Hollow Knight is a Metroidvania actively designed for fans of Metroidvanias, due to its high difficulty, large scope, and extreme usage of the genre's trappings"

Moss:

"Hey how do you feel about icee and how did they beat you?"

"I honestly feel a lot better about that these days :)"

Mako:

"yeah you did in fact lose to a bear and Mario from Super Mario"

Moss:

"thats great!"

Moss:

shit

"Losses happen, and I get a bit mad, but I can let them pass :)"

Moss:

"uh-huh?"

Wonder:

"...man, you really don't get any of these characters, huh?"

Raven:

"Oh btw you'll be so proud of Bing! He beat someone who beat you before!"

Janet:

"don't need to, say, externalise the frustration?"

AV:

“fuck you prism. Dani ily”

"It's called development :)"

Brush:

"hollow knight has a character named hornet who wears red and has a big sword and is sososososososo cool. i sure wish there was someone like that here!"

Greenshi:

"Yeah, but losing to Order and letting people down....that's gotta sting, right"

Wonder:

"you wouldn't know development if it bit you in the ass, prism"

Garf:

"Soul Calibur is a super overrated franchise"

Etharia:

“Hey dani quick question. How do you feel about Bing?”

Moss:

"Prism your like william afton from-"

"Please keep him safe"

Insider2000:

"DANI!?!"

"That was weird"

Brush:

"will do!"

Insider2000:

"We'll try!"

Janet:

"will do!"

Moss:

"sure!"

Bubbly:

"you got it boss"

Greenshi:

"....we will. Promise."

"I'm gonna be right back"

Raven:

"We'll do our best!"

END NELSON EVENT

be rapidly trying to come up with the mechanics of dreamers

ROUND THREE

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"Hi!"

"I don't have much time"

Wonder:

"hey dani"

Garf:

"hi"

Bubbly:

"were listening"

"You have to tell Bing"

Greenshi:

"we love you were sorry"

"You have to tell him I'm compromised. You have to"

Wonder:

"uhh... hmmm... would danthony work?"

Brush:

"i mean we would if we could"

Mako:

"he's already out of the dream"

morpheus:

“bing , bing okay.”

Janet:

"he's out of the dream right now as far as we know, but we'll find a way"

Wonder:

"bing's...kinda eliminated"

"Tell him that he can do this......"

Greenshi:

"we will. dunno how, but we will"

"Tell him to believe.....and to use....technique"

Garf:

"Got it"

Mako:

"Understood"

morpheus:

“we’ll figure it out just for you dani !!”

Moss:

"Cool"

Bubbly:

"yes ma'am"

Raven:

"We will! He even beat Folk!"

"Please......please behave yourself, Dani :)"

Brush:

"hissing and hissing"

Janet:

"dani compromised, he can do this, should believe, should use techniques, got it"

Janet:

"good to hear from the real you, btw"

Greenshi:

"fucker."

Insider2000:

"We will!"

"I agree. Great to hear from her :) Hope she can tolerate what she's feeling because of it :)"

Wonder:

"tolerate this, bitch"

Janet:

"that's your doing, not hers"

Wonder:

"As for you......Nelson :)"

Moss:

"you know what would be really cool
captain crimson or grunk vs bing"

Brush:

"i'm sure she'll live"

"I think you've been far too....chatty :)"

Garf:

"The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is a multi stage aerobic capacity test where people run to cars as fast as they can and then repeatedly run over Prism until Prism is fucking wiped from existence"

"I overheard you saying you liked the wall :)

Brush:

"wall time wall time!"

Janet:

"good for you! you seem to think lots of things"

"Well how about you get.....close and personal with the wall :)"

Mako:

"When it comes to you, yes"

Janet:

"maybe someday you'll think a good thing"

Brush:

"wall time :)"

morpheus:

“yes it is quite cosy”

Mako:

"wall date!"

Bubbly:

"hole :)"

"We'll get you aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllll the way in there :)"

Raven:

"If you put us in the wall we'll just scream from inside the drywall lmao"

Wonder:

"see ya when hubris hits"

"I don't think anyone will be able to bother you anymore :)"

Insider2000:

"You will lose everything, one day, Prism."

Greenshi:

"seeya later asshole."

Garf:

"Congrats! You can think! We're SOOOOOO proud of you you motherfucker"

END NELSON EVENT

NELSON IS TRAPPED IN THE WALL

Janet:

"crimson's awesome!"

NELSON CANNOT ESCAPE

Brush:

"crimson my love is there any chance we could talk to bing?"

Insider2000:

"Crimson is wonderful and I love him so much!"

Greenshi:

"I love crimson's personality. take us to bing please."

Where would you like to go?

Greenshi:

"bing"

Brush:

"or just pay you a visit. group a!"

Moss:

"Group A or bing"

Raven:

"Crimson we loooooove youuuuuuuu also mayday mayday take us to Bing in Group A"

Transporting to Group A

Please wait

Greenshi:

"thanks king < 3"

Raven:

"Thank you <3"

Moss

"Thanks!"

Mako:

"Thank you Crimson our good friend Crimson"

Insider2000:

I'm glad people remembered.

me too

We have a report from the field

"Second verse same as the first, but a whole lot stronger and a whole lot worse!"

CAPTAIN CRIMSON has defeated THE GRUNK this round!!!

[From a children's rhyme, apparently!]

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"cough cough huh......chess, huh? .....I know a thing or two about....planning a couple steps ahead"

"...True, however fortune will not help you here"

[19: Chessmaster 2000 vs Nagito Komaeda]

Brush:

did we skip a match

jumped around a little bit

the Nelson image

"Nelson??"

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"Hi"

Janet:

"is this bing?"

Greenshi:

"BING!"

Moss:

"Bing?"

Garf:

"Hello!"

"I thought you were gone with the others!"

"Jenny, actually!"

Raven:

"Did we make it?!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

morpheus:

“hello !!”

Bubbly:

"JENNY"

Janet:

"oh, hi jenny!"

Wonder:

"oh shit"

Brush:

"jenny!!!!!!"

Mako:

"we stuck around!"

morpheus:

“HELLO JENNY”

Bubbly:

"where are you right now?"

Brush:

"not bing but VERY promising!"

Greenshi:

"JENNY HI. WE NEED TO TELL BING SOMEONE RN"

Mako:

"Hiya Jenny!"

Etharia:

“Prism stuck us In The Wall”

Raven:

"JENNY! We need to get to Bing, ASAP!"

Mako:

"Could you take us to Bing?"

Wonder:

"wow, she didn't even wake everyone else up..."

"We're in that same waiting room, but....nothing's happening"

Janet:

"dani (the real dani) has a message for bing"

"The real dani?"

Mako:

"Yea your rounds are over"

Moss:

'Yeah!"

Brush:

"wow she's just holding you there"

Wonder:

"yeah, so. she's prismatic now"

Garf:

"Prism stuck us in a wall but forgot we had noclip enabled"

Mako:

"Dani got compromised"

"She's.....oh god."

Etharia:

“Yeah she’s being full on possessed by prism”

"That's....terrifying!"

Mako:

"She wanted us to pass a message to Bing"

Janet:

"that she's compromised, he has to believe in himself, he can do this, he has to use technique (she was struggling at that point, we didn't hear what technique)"

Garf:

"Also hey Prism if you're listening, you suck!"

Etharia:

“Yeah.”

Bubbly:

"it is"

Greenshi:

"yeah not good"

"Oh, uh, yeah! Okay!!"

Moss:

"It is! but shes suprisngly bad even within danni
so not going the worst"

morpheus:

“yeah its pretty bad but we can fix it”

Wonder:

"thanks, jenny"

Janet:

"yeah, prism possessed her after dani caused prism a bunch of trouble"

Greenshi:

"we love you!"

Janet:

"so dani's been sd-ing a bunch in rebellion"

Raven:

"Dani's fighting it as best she can, but she doesn't have much time"

Janet:

"and also managed to pass us this message"

"Alright I'll find Bing. He's been talking with that Ben guy. I guess trying to make SOME conversation. I dunno how he can put up with him, but it seems like he's kinda making fun of him at this point"

Brush:

"nice"

Wonder:

"NO."

Moss:

"why ben"

Wonder:

"oh"

Greenshi:

"....wh-why is he"

Janet:

"making fun? nice"

J0rt:

"bing oh no"

Greenshi:

"make him stop."

Moss:

"Well first stop him talking to ben"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Bubbly:

"BING"

Greenshi:

"BING"

Moss:

"bing?"

Janet:

"hi!"

Brush:

"hey!"

Mako:

"HI BING WE HAVE NEWS"

morpheus:

“HELLO??”

"Oh my god you guys aren't gonna believe this, people apparently take this Ben dude seriously"

Greenshi:

"STEP AWAY FROM BEN WE NEED TO TALK"

Bubbly:

"WE HAVE A MESSAGE FROM DANI"

Brush:

"I KNOW RIGHT"

Etharia:

“YEAH ITS HILARIOUS”

"From Dani??? You guys talked to Dani???"

J0rt:

"YEAH IT SUCKS"

Janet:

"bing! we have an important message! also yeah he sucks"

AV:

“DONT DEBATE HIM”

Raven:

"BING, DANI'S BEEN PRISM'D"

Brush:

"yeah bad news"

Wonder:

"you can give him a wedgie later, dani's in trouble"

J0rt:

"DANI GOT PRISM'D"

Moss:

"YEAH DANIS PRISMED BUT WE GOT TO REAL DANI"

Mako:

"yeah, she's been... Comprised"

"Prismed? Isn't that the babysitter chick?"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Mako:

"yep"

Wonder:

"the one you thought was cute once"

Janet:

"dani says: she's compromised (by prism), you can do this, you need to believe in yourself, you need to use some sort of technique that she didn't quite manage to tell us"

Greenshi:

"ONE, PRISM'S GOT HER. TWO, USE THE TECHNIQUE"

Mako:

"Shit sucks, man"

Moss:

"Yeah also a god, horryfying"

"....who.....told you that"

chirp:

"She does mind control to people!"

Bubbly:

"THE TECHNIQUE"

Greenshi:

"she did!"

Moss:

"dani"

Brush:

"just said Technique"

Mako:

"Dani broke free for a second to tell us this"

Wonder:

"that's a secret for another time. anyways, technique. what is it."

morpheus:

“yeah !! technique !! you need to use that”

Janet:

"dani didn't tell us the cute thing, that's weird dream magic"

"I meant the me finding her cute th- never mind! Okay one step at a time"

Mako:

"We aren't entirely sure what she meant by that"

Raven:

"She told us to tell you she's compromised, to believe, and to use the technique! Whatever that means!"

Janet:

"we're kinda hoping you know what she means from context"

J0rt:

"bing...."

Moss:

"Use the technique idk what it meams but do it"

"The technique....."

"Huh......"

Brush:

"listen we're all attracted to dani"

Moss:

"Thats what she said
idk man"

Brush:

"except for people who aren't"

AV:

“I think hes talking abt prism”

Raven:

"The keep believing and keep fighting thing is important too, probably"

"Well I know what she means but like.......I've never pulled it off myself. Hell, I don't even think SHE'S ever pulled it off......."

AV:

“which IS kinda embarassing. Dont worry abt it bing”

Janet:

"yeah, believing in yourself is vital vs prism"

Greenshi:

"well, its now or never!"

Greenshi:

"go for it, big guy!"

Mako:

"Just believe in yourself! Even a smidge makes all the difference!"

Janet:

"you can do it! she certainly thinks you can"

"It's........gonna take a bit of time"

morpheus:

“yeah !! she feeds off disbelief and bad vibes , so you gotta — not do that !!”

Insider2000:

"Okay."

Greenshi:

"you got this!!"

Janet:

"btw, don't tell us what the technique is"

Janet:

"prism tends to be able to tell what we're seeing"

"I don't think I can pop it on the first go, but I can see if I can do it"

Moss:

"Belive in you! you got this!"

Mako:

"It's a surprise tool that will help us later!"

Bubbly:

"you got this!"

J0rt:

"you can do it bing!!!"

"Oh, got it. Am I safe to tell Jenny?"

Janet:

"you've got this!"

Wonder:

"as long as we're not listening"

Moss:

"as long as you arnt holding us"

Insider2000:

"Probably, yeah."

Janet:

"if we're not there, we think so yeah"

Raven:

"Keep it secret so Prism doesn't overhear. But remember that the key to fighting Prism is to pull a Simba and REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE"

Greenshi:

"sure! we just can't hear"

Brush:

"just throw us back in the wall"

Mako:

"As long as we don't hear, probably!"

Janet:

"hopefully we don't see it in a cutscene"

"Alright, awesome. I'm gonna get practicing...."

Mako:

"Good luck!"

Greenshi:

"good luck!"

Janet:

"we see the world in strange ways"

Janet:

"good luck!!"

END NELSON EVENT

Greenshi:

"ok crimson my beloved, back to group b"

TRAVELLING TO GROUP B

PLEASE WAIT

Raven:

"Thank you, Crimson. You were a lot of help, buddy!"

Moss:

"Thanks!"

Greenshi:

"thanks bud!"

Brush:

"thank you my lovely red friend"

Janet:

"thanks crimson! this has helped us so much you have no idea"

Janet:

"well, some idea, because im sure you understand how powerful this is"

Garf:

"thank you Crimson!"

Insider2000:

"Thanks, Crimson!"

Wonder:

"thanks crimson"

hell yeah hooray for giving y'all agency

and hell yeah for you all exhibiting agency!

I should mention that obvious no flying unless I give it the ok (which likely won't happen unless I can tell there's at least somewhat majority agreement)

So if one dude is just like "lol hey crimson you're hot go to a" out of nowhere I wont do that

Brush:

what if we all agree we want to go on a rapid-fire tour of every group in quick succession

Well I was about to mention

Also there will be waiting periods during travel (like right now) both as a way to discourage random tp's and also to give me breaks lol

Insider2000:

Teleport got cooldowns. Cool.

Not so much cooldowns as much as travel time

but you do return to see

A report from the field!

"Haha......even in the fiercest games of skill and wit.....you can still have......cough.....a b╬t of luck"

NAGITO KOMAEDA has defeated CHESSMASTER 2000 this round!!!

Moss:

Are we still in the wall?

Moss:

did we tp back into the wall

no but no ones picked you up yet

Moss:

Out of the wall lets goooo!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You seem pretty normal all things considered. The angel wings are weird, but again, everything's kinda relative"

"It's my friend you need to worry about, well...I doubt you'd need to"

[18: Barry vs Heartbreak]

Janet:

oh no, i've just seen what one of the upcoming matches is :'c

Wonder:

...oh no

Bubbly:

yeah :(

Janet:

johanssen vs prismatic dani…

Brush:

it's incoming..

greenshi:

noooooOOOOOOO

Moss:

oh

Insider2000:

This is gonna hurt...

Mako:

COD RAT EMOTIONS ARE APPROACHING

Raven:

It's nearly time....

We gotta do the set we skipped first

Hey what kinda nelson event do you want fun or not fun

Wonder:

uhhh

Moss:

Either one

Brush:

fun :)

Wonder:

flip a coin?

Insider2000:

I'm gonna be evil and say 'not fun'.

Okay :)

the Nelson image

Moss:

"hi?"

Brush:

"fun!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

.........

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Janet:

"hi!"

Greenshi:

"beaks?"

("...........Nelson?")

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Wonder:

"heya jo"

Brush:

"hey!"

Bubbly:

"johannsen!"

Greenshi:

"hey buddy!"

Insider2000:

"Johannsen!"

Moss:

"Hello! we are out of the walll"

Brush:

"you doing alright?"

Greenshi:

"we're back!"

Garf:

"Hi!"

Wonder:

"so uhh... your match is coming up"

Mako:

"Hi Johannsen"

Insider2000:

"Are you okay?"

Raven:

"Johannsen! Thank goodness!"

J0rt:

"Hey Johannsen!"

Janet:

"hi johanssen, good to see you, how're you holding up?"

("........I'm going up next.......")

Mako:

"You good?"

Brush:

"yep...."

Bubbly:

"yeah..."

Mako:

"We know"

Greenshi:

"yeah.....how're you feeling?"

a mouse:

"hey there, fellow rat! you feelin okay?"

Insider2000:

"It'll be okay."

("..........I'm........scared")

Wonder:

"yeah, that's...normal"

Brush:

"yeah.............."

Mako:

"it's understandable"

Raven:

"Yeah...listen, we got through to someone who's gonna help Dani, okay?"

Garf:

"......yeah"

Bubbly:

"im sorry bud"

Moss:

"look, its gonna be ok i promis"

Mako:

"Help is on the way, don't worry"

Greenshi:

"thats fair.......but, we found something that might help her. things are gonna get better, swear."

a mouse:

"it'll be okay. hopefully the plan we were given works..."

Bubbly:

"shes fighting it"

Wonder:

"she would want you to fight hard, too"

Insider2000:

"Just know that real Dani loves you so much."

Janet:

"yeah, dani would never want anyone to go easy on her, especially in times of crisis"

Raven:

"Believe in Dani - the REAL Dani!"

("Yeah, I know, but.....I just want the real Dani back....")

Janet:

"us too…"

Wonder:

"we do too"

Janet:

"she will come back though"

Greenshi:

"yeah.....soon bud. soon."

Moss:

"We're gonna try to get her back"

Mako:

"We'll get her back soon, trust us"

Moss:

"Just wait it out for a bit longer"

AV:

“Have you been hanging out on your own, or with anyone else?”

Janet:

"this literally can't last forever"

Janet:

"prism isn't able to do that"

Mako:

"No shitty dream could hold her back for long, right?"

Insider2000:

"It can't rain all the time."

Raven:

"You can give her a great big hug when she wakes back up"

(".......that one guy came to spend some time with me........he seemed nice........kinda sickly, but that's okay....")

Wonder:

"yeah, he's. a little eccentric. but he's friendly"

Wonder:

"he's with us. in a way"

Greenshi:

"yeah, he's helping us out. you can trust him, for now."

("Yeah.....he was telling me about what happened to Dani.....")

Janet:

"honestly we're not sure what his aims are, but he's been helpful"

Raven:

"He's good, deep down. He's sick, and that makes him say and do strange stuff sometimes, but he has a good heart."

Janet:

"sick in multiple ways, really - in the waking world, he was a universal constant, and he died and got erased from existence - he's continued to exist in these dreams though"

(".....why is Prism doing this?")

Wonder:

"we're not sure ourselves"

Bubbly:

"thats what we've been asking"

Insider2000:

"We're not entirely sure beyond the fact that she's not very nice."

Wonder:

"she's dodging the question a lot, though"

Brush:

"trying to keep the story going, i suppose?"

Moss:

"Shes mad for this dream i think, but in total
we dont know"

Moss:

"folk asked and she ran"

Janet:

"i think it started with an impulse to make stories, and then it became actively combative - i don't think she knows at this point"

Raven:

"She wants to control the 'story', even though it's not her story to tell."

chirp:

"this specifically? not sure. Overall? Something about trying to tell a story, people's lives be damned."

Greenshi:

" she wont say."

Janet:

"but also yeah, she sees everyone as just… things, as parts of a story"

Brush:

"whatever her reasons, they're almost certainly too big for a lil rat"

Janet:

"remember chartreuse?"

".....I think so"

Janet:

"prism helped raise her and her siblings - she didn't do well, she mostly tried to force them into acting like some "higher role" she made up for them"

Janet:

"chartreuse had to be the goddess of tragedy, which meant prism tried to make sure nothing in her life went well"

Janet:

"and that's someone prism's known since she was a kid, and was responsible for - this is how she sees everyone, as people who should fit roles and do what she says"

("..........I don't know what Dani's role is for her")

(".....but she isn't going to take it")

("She wouldn't")

("Ever")

Wonder:

"we think so too"

Bubbly:

"she isnt"

Janet:

"yeah, prism's only going this far because dani was already fighting back"

Janet:

"and i think this has got dani to fight back even harder"

(".......thank you")

Insider2000:

"Anytime, buddy."

("My time's running short with you all.......it's time")

Mako:

"No problem, bud"

Etharia:

“There’s a lot we don’t know about this situation, but one thing we do is this: she’s gonna be ok.”

Insider2000:

"We'll be cheering you on!"

Greenshi:

"see ya bud."

Janet:

"that prism had to go this far at all shows she's losing"

Bubbly:

"you got this bud"

Moss:

"good luck on your fight"

Mako:

"Go kick ass!"

Greenshi:

"you got this"

Janet:

"seeya, good luck!"

AV:

“Good luck! Im sure the real dani will be happy to see u!”

Wonder:

"stay safe, bud. give her hell"

Raven:

"Please be careful!"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field

"Only thing I find strange is how such a nice fella like yourself has so much trouble with love. You seem a swell fella. I got faith you'll find yer way"

BARRY has defeated HEARTBREAK this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey there, Jo!! :) How's my favorite rat in the world doing? :) Are you ready for this? :)"

("Dani! I know that you're in there, and I know that you can fight this! You can fight anything!!!!!! I believe in you!!!!!")

[20: Johannsen vs Prismatic Dani]

Janet:

words that only the real dani heard…

hey!!! That made me emotional!

Remind me to save this replay

Shield broke Johann

Broke him out of it with a footstool

so it did no damage

SHIT I FORGOT TO SAVE IT

ag well

I got the point across

We have a cutscene from the field

"Well, well, well.....what do you know :) A Three Stock :)"

"I think you know what this means :)"

("..............")

"It means this becomes a best of 5"

"I'm sorry I believe I misspoke :)"

""A three stock means that :) in....a world......."

"of......no..........."

"........consequence......"

(".....I love you, Johannsen......keep on fighting hard.....")

"AY.........................."

"......................MR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And Dantoinette's signature axe slams down

onto her own leg

Character Select Screen: Level 9 Johannsen vs level 4 Prismatic Dani.

"GOD! GOD! FUCK :)"

"ROUND THREE, JOHAN......GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT! YOU KNOW I CAN HANDLE IT!"

Dantoinette takes a break from the match to fix :) a scathing insult for Prism when she wakes up

Raven:

To clarify she uhhh broke her leg, not...choppy choppied it, right?

yeah, I wont go into any details obviously

But it's Damaged, not Completely Gone or anything

I didn't want to go into too graphic of detail on it obv but

Now if it had gone off, then I guess you could say

dealing with prism cost her an arm and a leg
🥁 16

Insider2000:

Thankfully, that's not the case, but still, Prism barely has a leg to stand on.
🥁 9

Brush:

someone told her to break a leg before the match and she was like "oh damn good idea"
🥁 8

a digital drawing of someone punching the ground hard enough for it to shatter

Insider2000:

One Leg. Imagine.

Maybe less

but crimsby

ROUND FIVE

also

:chongoWatch:

We have a report from the field!!!

("Love you too. Good that you're still fighting.....but please don't do that again")

JOHANNSEN has defeated PRISMATIC DANI this round!!!

Wonder:

that leg

Wonder:

how uhh...permanent is it going to be for this group?

Probably not at all

Prism tried to fix it midbattle

But was only prevented by dani

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Well....not sure how we're gonna follow that...."

"If I've learned anything, it's that you shouldn't fret over what came before you"

[21: Heartbreak vs Chessmaster 2000]

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"Well, the followup was satisfying for me at the very least! Good fight!"

HEARTBREAK has defeated CHESSMASTER 2000 this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"HEY! I THINK I REMEMBER YOU FROM SOMEWHERE! CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT!"

"You....cough.....mean when you ╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬.............good times....."

[22: Nagito Komaeda vs The Grunk]

How about a cutscene while this plays out?

Just a minute

Gotta fix it up :)

Okay ready?

BEGIN CUTSCENE

"And so then I said, 'What's this dim bulb doin' over here? I said ALL of the damn lights!" the man in front of him started laughing like a maniac at his own joke. Nagito didn't really get it, but laughed along. "Haha!!! Ha....Man, Nagito, you always seemed super weird, if I'm being honest, but you're pretty good to hang out with. I know that we were kinda at odds when we last met, but....it's good to see you again." This dream tournament had been wild so far, but the two getting to hang out again was a bright spot.

The compliment was preceded with a comment he'd heard plenty of times before, but the eventual compliment still got to tickle Nagito. "Ha....thanks, Kanye. I'm just glad to be around again, you know?"

Kanye nodded. "Yeah....honestly, I'm not really sure how I got here...I just sorta woke up from the nothing and here I was. I figured it was best to make the most of the situation. Here's hoping it all works out, right? Then after this we can have a party at my place!"

"You don't know how you got here?" Nagito was....somewhat perplexed by this. "I....remember how I got here pretty well.....yeah I helped Prism out earlier on and it allowed me to escape non-existence."

Kanye stared at Nagito with a look of confusion. "Prism? Isn't she that one chick everyone's freaking out about"

"Yeah....apparently she must've done something. But I brought us back, right? I mean....it's a dream, but...."

Suddenly a voice appeared in his head. "Heyyyyyy there Dreamer :)"

"Dreamer?"

"Huh?" Kanye asked, cocking his head while picking up a plate of pretzels.

"Just wanted to let you know you're doing a great great job :)! I figure being a god's chosen before would help but wow you led me right to where I wanted to be....well maybe not RIGHT where I wanted but I can work with it :)"

"What the hell are you talking ab-"

All of a sudden the plate of pretzels drops to the floor as Kanye grips his head. "GAH!!!!!!"

"KANYE!!!!!!!!"

There was silence for a moment....

....then Kanye spoke.

.....Prismatic Kanye spoke

"Thanks, dreamer :) You weren't getting close to Light Pit directly, but I think this could work :)"

END CUTSCENE

We have a report from the field!

"Yeah, that feels nice and familiar!"

THE GRUNK has defeated NAGITO KOMAEDA this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Heyyyy there Jojo!"

("Oh god seriously this again?")

[23: Captain Crimson vs Johannsen]

ROUND THREE

Mako:

Cod I want to make like

Mako:

A Nelson gijinka

michael cera

Also we have a report from the field!!

("Honestly, you're a lot tougher without the Crimson in ya!")

JOHANNSEN has defeated CAPTAIN CRIMSON this round!!!

cheshire_creeper:

I should point out that I just joined after learning about a certain friend and I have no idea who nelson is

I'm working off vibes alone at this point

cheshire_creeper:

WAIT

Nagito's in this one

I thought he ascended or something like that

suuuuuuuuuuuuper long story

Super short version

This isn't canon

So things can get crazy

In a world of no consequence, a loooot can happen!

Like Crimson and Dani kissing

Brush post the Evidence

Brush:

Brush's drawing of Crimson and Dani doing the "person 1: party rockers in the- person 2: it's 'party rock is' both: [start kissing]" image, revealed at the end to be in an angry Peppermint's imagination

also Therapuppy is Real

you'll catch on

I'm hoping to wrap up group B tonight

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You really only seem to get love in these dreams here, don't ya? :) Isn't that a shame :) At least you helped my friend Prism out with the Gecko!"

"Helped her out? What the hell are you talking about?"

[24: Prismatic Dani vs Barry]

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Moss:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo!"

Greenshi:

"howdy"

mums:

"Sup!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Moss:

"who is this!"

Raven:

"Sleep later, Nelson now!"

Cheshire_Creeper:

"Greetings Nelson, I have heard so much about you"

Greenshi:

"like this, cheshire!"

"Hey....uh...talking rock?"

Wonder:

"nelson"

mums:

"yessir? Who be this?"

"Nelson?"

Bubbly:

"yeah?"

Brush:

"hihihihihi!"

Moss:

"So new person got it"

Greenshi:

"whi's?"

"Oh, uh....my name's Heartbreak"

mums:

"Yes! We are Nelson!"

Greenshi:

"nelson."

Brush:

"hb!!!"

Bubbly:

"HEARTBREAK!!"

mums:

"Oh hey bro!"

J0rt:

"oh hey heartbreak!!"

Moss:

"HI!"

Greenshi:

"HB!!! hiii"

Raven:

"HB MY BOY"

chirp:

"Howdy hb!"

Wonder:

"oh hey"

Moss:

"Hows it going!"

Greenshi:

"how's it going man?"

"This is....a weird day"

Janet:

"we're the discord of discord jack, inhabiting this ceramic hedgehog named nelson"

Greenshi:

"yeah!"

Insider2000:

"No kidding..."

Janet:

"yep!"

Raven:

"NAMED AFTER MY FAVORITE HAMTARO GAME"

"Okay....yeah, I'll add that to my belief system"

Brush:

"not sure it's day, really!"

Moss:

are we telling him

Moss:

about dream?

no he'd hate smp

/j

Greenshi:

"also. youre dreaming. have fun with that."

Brush:

"might be hovering in a strange limbo of colorful twilight, idk we haven't seen the sky"

"Oh.....what the hell did I eat before I went to bed tonight?"

Moss:

"Nothing
prism just exists"

Wonder:

"maybe some neopolitan ice cream"

Janet:

"yeah this is a shared dream, created by prism because she's mean"

Greenshi:

"rainbow cookies, probalbly"

Brush:

"delicious cookies :)"

Raven:

"No funny pizza dreams this time bud. This is all goddess interference"

"Heh....so you guys know whats going on?"

Mako:

"We've actually met before!"

Wonder:

"mostly"

Greenshi:

"sorta kinda"

Janet:

"also prism likes to use her powers to change what people say, as a warning - or possess people, in dani's case!"

Mako:

"Sort of"

Moss:

"Yup! kinda!"

Brush:

"more or less!"

Brush:

"fucked up dream tournament momence"

Greenshi:

"how're you, though? holding up ok?"

Moss:

"whats ur questions"

"That explains Dani's weird colors, I guess"

Mako:

"It basically boils down to Prism doing messed up shit"

Brush:

"yeah she dyed her hair"

Raven:

"Prism has control issues, that's what's going on"

"Uh.....god, I dunno it's a lot. Who's the guy with the white hair?"

Mako:

"Yea Prism took control of Dani"

Moss:

"you know how vals possesed
its like that but with a much worse entity"

Wonder:

"don't worry about him"

Janet:

"that's nagito"

Greenshi:

"you dont know him"

Insider2000:

"Nagito Komaeda"

Wonder:

"he's...a friend"

Moss:

"Oh thats- ya know"

Mako:

"That's someone who according to the universe, has never existed"

Janet:

"he died and stopped existing in the waking world"

Mako:

"A former universal constant"

"What? I can't.....make a name out"

Raven:

"Have you ever played Danganronpa"

Moss:

"Hes no longer existed!"

Brush:

"forbidden name"

Wonder:

"don't think too much about it, hb"

Insider2000:

"It's Silver the Hedgehog's humansona."

Bubbly:

"you were in italy"

Mako:

"Chat Noir but with white hair"

"Ah, that tracks, I guess"

Janet:

"this happened in cpuk22 iirc"

Moss:

"eren yeager but with white hair and highschooler"

"Italy I mean"

"A lot happened while I was there"

Moss:

"Yeah, a lot happens often"

Bubbly:

"everything happens so much"

Brush:

"sometimes you are just In Italy"

Moss:

"how much do you know about prism? so we can catch you up better?"

Janet:

"oh, also he seems to have meta knowledge about the nature of reality here"

Janet:

"so if you're curious about stuff, try asking him!"

"Uhhhhhhh she showed up at some point during a tournament........and she's....kinda annoying?"

Moss:

"ah shes a bit worse than that
hate to tell ya"

Brush:

"you know all you need!"

Wonder:

"and that's all you need"

Wonder:

"she sucks"

Janet:

"she's also an abusive person who sees everyone around her as playthings and has manipulatie powers, but yeah pretty much"

Moss:

"who are you rooting for other than yourself?"

Greenshi:

"Kill her"

We have a report from the field!

"Don't worry about it Barry ol' buddy :) Don't worry about it :)"

PRISMATIC DANI has defeated BARRY this round!!!

"Erm....Chessmaster seems neat. And Johannsens is always pretty nice"

Greenshi:

"You speak rat?"

"No, but his vibes are on point"

Greenshi:

"True"

Moss:

"fair"

"Speaking of Chessmaster"

Janet:

"johanssen rules"

Brush:

"rat in a hat with tazers. what more can you love"

Greenshi:

"The chess <3"

Moss:

"how good are you at chess?"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Why howdy howdy Mach 2! Ready to lose? :)"

"ACTIVATED"

"DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!"

[25: Chessmaster 2000 vs Prismatic Dani]

"Huh.....thats.....new....."

Janet:

"oh yeah he has automatic prism defenses"

Moss:

"Robot things ya know"

Mako:

"Anti-Prism defenses"

Brush:

"love him <3"

Janet:

"machi does that too"

Bubbly:

"yeah uh. that dr order did some research"

Greenshi:

"So fuck prism. CM2K got anti Prism tech in him"

Moss:

"Also favorite song"

Moss:

"what is it"

Wonder:

"yeah, so. you missed a lot of shit in italy"

tempted to add a spirit for CM2K for this

I'll give him the instadrop one

In a land of no consequence you can have a synthetic spirit as a treat

Also I'm getting to the point where I say "In a land of no consequence" like this

MAD LIBS: Why let [blank] get in the way of a good Crusade? The blank space is filled with "a few armed legions supporting the antipope to kick the legitimate pope out of Rome"

Why let being in a dream world get in the way of a good Crusade

Prism starting the crusades bottom text

Rat God Crusades

God I missed watching instadrop

Brush:

is it helping any or is it just fun to watch

Yes

ROUND THREE

oh also i forgot

END NELSON EVENT

greenshi:

Not even a good bye 😔

Brush:

hb just had us in his hand and then he put us down

Brush:

forgot he was holding us

Garf:

hb put us down on a coffee table

Garf:

next to all the phones people freak out about losing

I mean even after this group you can technically still talk to him whenever lol

Also

Report from the field!!!!

"That was pretty freaky! :) But it's alright! I can imagine everyone wants a piece of me :)"

PRISMATIC DANI has defeated CHESSMASTER 2000 this round!!!

Insider2000:

So, she's definitely moving into other groups, but... I think that might just make things more interesting.

Bubbly:

yeah, whoever wins cap crim vs nagito will move on too

In that case, we'll be sure to have that fight be last :)

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Okay, you're just a rat with a taser. Honestly....one of the most normal things I've seen in this universe....and one of the coolest."

("Thanks! You're pretty cool too!")

[26: Johannsen vs Barry]

So this match was almost a three stock.

Johannsen has just taken a game off Barry, and is at 15% on his second stock

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"....so I know you're really close to that Dani girl, but if I ever get back home, I think you'd LOVE it, plus you seem kinda snuggly....maybe I could convince Susie to......"

BARRY has defeated JOHANNSEN this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"HEARTBREAK? MORE LIKE BACKBREAK! CUZ IM GONNA KNOCK YOU APART!!!!!!"

"You know, I feel like a stickler for saying this, but you really need to work on your one-liners"

[27: The Grunk vs Heartbreak]

The Grunk, after meeting the Jojo inspired characters: "OH YEAH I'VE SEEN JOJO"

The extent of Grunk's JJBA exposure:

a screencap of the youtube video 'ENTIRE STARDUST CRUSADERS but ONLY Jotaro's shitty oneliners', where someone (presumably Jotaro) is saying 'Of justice, that is'

Wonder:

"THAT'S A NICE WATCH YOU GOT THERE, CHARTREUSE! IT'S TOO BAD I'M ABOUT TO BREAK IT! BREAK YOUR FACE, THAT IS!"

"???"

TOJ: "YES WE'RE FRIENDS!"

PUNCHES PRISM IN THE FACE

"OF JUSTICE THAT IS"

ROUND THREE

Prince:

...hey so this is unrelated, but every branch of the bracket has someone that's technically prism-alligned

D?

wait I meant E

(I can give away that Snake (Snaked) is not prism aligned. They are one with the Snakes)

We have a report from the field!

"THERES ONLY ONE REASON YOU LOST! YOU PISSED ME OFF!"

THE GRUNK has defeated HEARTBREAK this round!!!

Now for the moment you've all been waiting for

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So you really thought you'd go from patron of one god to another? Man, way to be promiscuous. Was it worth it?"

"It's w╬rth eve╬y second........cough.........I'm go╬ng to......cough"

[28: Captain Crimson vs Nagito Komaeda

I'm hoping I'm gonna be able to explain how the Dreamer thing works (since I am Literally Making It Up On The Spot), but hopefully the final cutscene will shed some light on it

Prince:

seriously though i'm just. is prismatic larry a joker or random

Prince:

because either way we are going to feel florida emotions

chirp:

I think it'll be 'random' but we're gonna see chosen forms for maximum emotional and/or physical damage <3

that would be a fun idea that you just gave me huh :)

ROUND THREE

It's done, I'm just writing a cutscene :)

We have a report from the field!!!!!!

START CUTSCENE

Back during NCCT 3

"What did you do to Kanye?" Nagito throws his arms to his sides, enraged. "This wasn't part of our deal!"

"I don't believe we ever made a deal :) Either way, it doesn't matter too much. I just....need to borrow Kanye for something :) You see, as a Dreamer, you have a fun little quirk. I get to make someone you're near Prismatic for free! And while Kanye wasn't target number 1, it's about that kid he's getting all close to :)"

"Light Pit? What do you want with him? Kanye's just letting him live out a full life before you send him back to his death!"

".....Death? ...........depends on who you ask :)"

Nagito felt his heart beating at a hundred beats a second. He had no idea what the hell this demon was talking about, but he didn't trust it for a second. But the one thing that made him feel the most regret was what he saw in front of him. It wasn't Kanye. He had become something different. And behind those eyes, Nagito saw pain. Pain of knowing what he had become.

"Either way...I don't see why you're so upset. :) Without me, you'd be nothing :) Completely forgotten :)"

Nagito met this fact with silence.

His stance softened almost immediately as a sickly sweet smile spread across Kanye's face. One that he had never made before, and would not make if it weren't for whatever the hell Prism was.

"Aww.....did I strike a nerve with that one? :))))))))))))) Don't feel too bad. Let enough time pass, and everyone forgets you :). You talk about hope all the time, and that's gonna be remembered as a concept. :) But you...Nagito Komaeda.....you'll fade away from everyone's mind in time :). No one will be around to remember you when every copy of your precious game gets deleted, or every computer with the game on it slowly breaks :). Even past that, as the story of Nagito gets told across campfires from generation to generation.....it only takes one generation to forget :)"

"You will die the truest death imaginable, Nagito Komaeda :)"

"And I will watch you die"

"With a smile on my face :)"

Nagito's eyes had been shut for a long time, not to soften the blows of Prismatic Kanye's words, but to find a place within his soul. A place he had felt as a Universal Constant that now had an essence of this identity of being a "Dreamer". A place that could be destroyed with enough willpower and enough hope.

"Smile"

And with that he didn't destroy it.

And he could feel himself already start to not double over in the pain of non-existence. But he didn't look up, and he couldn't see Kanye shake his head and have the unnecessary color leave his eyes. "Nagito? Na......N......Um.....wait....your name.....oh god I'm already losing your name.....why can't I remember!"

This time the voice echoed throughout the room. "Wanting to speed up returning to non-existence? :) You really are weird, aren't you? :) Well, I brought you here. Time to bring you back home :)"

Kanye looked over to ╬╬╬╬╬╬, taking a deep sigh. "You....brought me back?"

╬╬╬╬╬╬ didn't give a weak smile as he didn't stand up. "If you're going to be here to help Light Pit have the best tournament he can....then YOU'RE going to be here. Not what someone else wants you to be"

"What about you?"

"Me......I'll keep fighting until the end."


"Until....t╬e v╬╬y ╬╬╬"

"Whoa hey! What's going on?"

"I'╬ a╬╬ost g╬╬╬"

"C╬╬╬╬o╬"

"You are more than what she says"

"╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬"

CAPTAIN CRIMSON remains

PRISMATIC DANI and CAPTAIN CRIMSON move on!

So just because The Mechanics of Dreamers (that have been revealed thus far) are probably real shaky, so I'm just gonna clarify the thoughts so far before I go to bed tonight

Basically

Now you might think "This makes no sense and there are plot holes!"

And I know that, but fortunately this little plan has another detail you don't know about

And that is

I don't care + Didn't Ask + L+ Ratio + Shut Up

Group C

Discord Jack

Light Pit

Garfield

Cosmic Love

Spriteman

The Prismatic Shadow

Cobalt

Jerry

The Prismatic Shadow

Cobalt

Jerry

Discord Jack

Cosmic Love

Spriteman

Light Pit

Garfield

Cobalt

Cosmic Love

Spriteman

Light Pit

Discord Jack

Garfield

Jerry

The Prismatic Shadow

Garfield

Spriteman

Cosmic Love

Jerry

Light Pit

Cobalt

The Prismatic Shadow

Discord Jack

The Prismatic Shadow

Cosmic Love

Cobalt

Garfield

Jerry

Light Pit

Discord Jack

Spriteman

Garfield

Jerry

Light Pit

The Prismatic Shadow

Cosmic Love

Discord Jack

Spriteman

Cobalt

Jerry

Spriteman

Discord Jack

Cobalt

The Prismatic Shadow

Garfield

Cosmic Love

Light Pit

Part 1

CUTSCENE BEGIN

oh.....whats wrong?

what do you expect to find here in the dark with the likes of me?

:) ...nuisance

Howdy Hey, Ebony Way! How ya doin? :)

You look lonely out here :) Why don't ya come along with me for a fun lil dream, ya sour sport? :)

no thank you, light one

you are

quite frankly

someone i have no interest associating with

Gosh and I had to get through this darkness and everything, huh :)

Be a real shame if I told them abou

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))

Ohohoho! Someone's a little prickly about that, huh? :) How about.....a compromise? :)

you are quite easy to disdain

So I've been told :)

END CUTSCENE

AND SO LET US BEGIN GROUP C!!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I do not know what you could possibly think of this, but it is quite an honor to meet you face to face."

"Uhhhh.....o-of course! I am the head angel of Skyworld! I can, uh, imagine how much of an honor it must be, haha!"

[1: Discord Jack vs Light Pit]

We have a report from the field!

"You have been inspiring in a sort of way.....you are like me....we live alongside what we know around us. You simply do not know it. Be careful"

DISCORD JACK has defeated LIGHT PIT this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So your deal's all about the dark, huh? I kinda get that way when I'm sleepin in, although I doubt that counts"

it does not.......however your feeling towards Mondays match the ethereal void

[2: Garfield vs Cosmic Love]

Etharia:

Oh is this non-imsorrjon garfield

we'll have to see

the Nelson image

Greenshi:

"hiya"

Moss:

"hello?"

".....Nelson?"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Moss:

"who is this?"

Greenshi:

"yes?"

Mako:

"Jack?"

Bubbly:

"jack?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hi!"

Raven:

"Who dis"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Wonder:

"hi"

"Well....it would appear that the legends are true."

Greenshi:

"...?"

Brush:

"which legends"

"I was told of you from Prism"

Moss:

"Who is this?"

Greenshi:

"FROG!"

Brush:

"shadow?"

Janet:

"hi!"

Bubbly:

"FROG"

J0rt:

"Shadow?"

Mako:

"The Legend of Zegend"

Wonder:

"hi frog"

Greenshi:

"MY BOY I LOVE YOU"

".....no, this...."

Raven:

"haha we're in danger"

Wonder:

"OH"

AV:

“Cobalt??”

"....this is Cobalt"

Wonder:

"COBALT?"

Greenshi:

"oh no?"

Bubbly:

"OH"

J0rt:

"OH SHIT"

Mako:

"COBALT HI!!"

Moss:

"HI"

Greenshi:

"OH COBALT HI!!"

Janet:

"hi cobalt!!!"

Brush:

"blue frog"

"......you thought I was a frog?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"COBALT"

Insider2000

"OH!"

Etharia

“Oh hi cobalt!”

Raven:

"HELLO SIR"

Bubbly:

"WHOOPS WE CANT SEE"

Janet:

"we can't see"

Moss:

"yes"

Wonder:

"...in our defense, the frog kinda talks like you"

Mako:

"To be fair the frog is very sad"

Brush:

"we are all too eager to see frog"

Greenshi:

"look man im very excited to see him"

Janet:

"last time we saw many ellipsis it was a frog"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Can't fucking see shit."

chirp:

"Hi cobalt! We cannot see we parse reality as text"

Mako:

"And we have no eyes"

AV:

“HELLO GAYBOY. PLEASE HELP US”

"Ah.....I am not offended, simply....caught off guard"

Janet:

"oh, also, we hear through text"

Janet:

"'tis a strange world for us"

"Oh, you speak in the script. I understand"

Brush:

"i'm still caught up in the idea that there's legends about us"

Brush:

"we are a paperweight."

AV:

“There is no script, Cobalt. Its improv. If thats what u mean”

Moss:

"Have you eaten mashed potatoes
2/3 gods recomend it"

Etharia:

“But yeah tl;dr of the situation is that Crimson and CM2K are working on a plan”

Wonder:

"i mean, with a guy as legendary as discord jack..."

Bubbly:

"what did prism tell you about us?"

"No, the script isn't like a directors script"

Brush:

"we are a legendary pokemon"

Brush:

"script as in text"

"The script is a language that only a select few can even understand"

Brush:

"like jack?"

"I am not one of those, unfortunately"

AV:

“Mkay. Oh?”

J0rt:

".....like j0hn?"

Bubbly:

"ohh.. hm.."

Raven:

"A select few, such as J0hn"

"I am uncertain of either of them."

Moss:

"he cant fucking read :("

"But I am aware that Prism can not only read The Script, but can speak with The Script"

Brush:

"jack certainly got Some kind of text-based understanding blasted into his brain by spectrum"

Moss:

"True!"

Raven:

"Yeah, she can edit text and leave smileys"

UnofficiallyJam:

"oh boy can she!"

Moss:

"she can also change what your saying"

Greenshi:

"wait. i think i know what you mean."

"Yes, I am.....aware of this"

Janet:

"luckily we see when she does it, so we've been able to point out to people when their words aren't their own"

Greenshi:

"...odd question, what do you know about Cosmic Love?"

Moss:

"How many dreams like this have you had?"

"Cosmic Love?"

Moss:

"yes"

Greenshi:

"yea <3"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, another thing: cool job helping out captain quadratic when he was fighting prism"

"I am aware that she is more powerful than she appears"

Greenshi:

"damn right"

"To which extent, I do not know"

Raven:

"Yeah we just saw a cutscene of Prism trying to recruit her for something"

Janet:

"last dream kinda implied that prism sees through us, concerningly? so if you have something you wanna keep secret, don't tell us directly"

"Recruit her for.........of course! It's........................................."

Wonder:

"SHHHHH"

"One moment"

Brush:

"wow! cool elipses"

Greenshi:

"put us down if you gotta say it"

"LEAVE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Apologies."

Greenshi:

"wh"

Brush:

"who'd you banish"

Wonder:

"...prism?"

J0rt:

"wh. whom???"

"Prism is.....intrusive, as you might know"

Garf:

"huh?"

Brush:

"yeah"

Wonder:

"prism."

Bubbly:

"yeah"

Janet:

"there are means of telling us things she won't hear, but… oh wow that works? nice"

J0rt:

"ah. yes."

Garf:

"ah yeah"

"Nevertheless, I am the eldest, so I have found that she can be overpowered at will"

Brush:

"if you can tell when she's listening you've got one up on us!"

Greenshi:

"yea, we've seen some others do it too!"

"So you will have no reason to worry about myself being overwritten"

Bubbly:

"yeah i think we saw that with dani earlier"

"....Dani?"

Greenshi:

"self actualization and all"

Insider2000:

"That's good."

"DANI overpowered her?"

Brush:

"barely!"

Wonder:

"only a little bit"

Janet:

"yeah, she did!"

Mako:

"prolly why she didn't invite you to these dream tourneys before"

Brush:

"under a lot of stress!"

Wonder:

"she's prismatic, though"

Janet:

"prism made her into a dreamer and used that to possess her"

Greenshi:

"oh yeah! dani's possessed by prism. so is larry. and geico."

Insider2000:

"For a moment, to protect Johannsen."

Brush:

"she's not the best at it but she did manage to break her leg instead of fighting her rat on even footing"

"Unsurprising. It's clear that Prism has plans for Dani"

Janet:

"but dani managed to break through to get us to send a message to bing, and to stop prism from taking advantage of a threestock over johannsen"

Raven:

"Prism's done 4 of these dream tournaments so far, but this is the first one you've been in. We think Prism knows you can beat her"

Insider2000:

"Could you possibly save Dani?"

"But to have her break free.....that is....quite inspiring"

Janet:

"went as far as breaking her own leg, was very intense"

Greenshi:

"shes so cool~ <3"

Wonder:

"well, she has been one of the few people to fight every god and win"

Wonder:

"almost every, i mean"

"Before I do, I should probably catch you up to speed on what it going on with Cosmic."

Brush:

"chinhands"

Raven:

"In one dream Trainer of Justice punched Prism in the face and gave her a black eye!"

"So in short, I th "

Wonder:

"uh"

Bubbly:

"ope"

Greenshi:

"uh. no."

Moss:

"been blocked buddy"

Janet:

"ah, it's Voided"

Raven:

"You th?"

"?"

Brush:

"hm!"

greenshi:

"its gone. whatever you were saying"

Brush:

"censored"

Wonder:

"cool. there's two of them we have to deal with now"

Insider2000:

"Your words are being blocked somehow. Maybe by Cosmic."

Brush:

"forbidden knowledge"

greenshi:

"we cant see it. i think shes doing it"

Wonder:

"awesome."

Raven:

"You have been Stopped"

Etharia

“Before that, one more quick thing. Given your status, you’re aware of Light Pit’s whole situation, so, please just take care of the kid for this dream. He’s already been through enough.”

"What are you t please.....this is unnecessary "

Janet:

"i think that does give us a pretty good impression of what she's capable of though"

Brush:

"he is falling into the void"

Greenshi:

"cosmic said no spoilers"

Brush:

"get this man the voidheart"

Raven:

"Cosmic Love, ma'am, please"

Wonder:

"hand us to cosmic love"

Greenshi:

"also heyyyyyy cosmiiiic ily"

Janet:

"also cobalt, just so you know: we like you you're awesome"

".....hm.....okay......."

"Best of luck"

Wonder:

"we'll try"

Greenshi:

"you too!"

Insider2000:

"You too."

Raven:

"Cosmic Love is censoring you. But she's hot so (shrugs)"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!!!!!!

"Only void I'm feeling it the pit in my stomach! Where's lunch?"  

GARFIELD has defeated COSMIC LOVE this round!!!

the plot of cpuk3

Light Pit is in 8th place in the bracket, with 0 wins and 1 loss

greenshi:

my eighth place queen < 3

Insider2000:

She hasn't had a great track record.

Raven:

We threw off her groove

greenshi:

she has never won anything. and i love her for that

Janet:

i bet she does really well in tournaments we don't get to see

Isnt that the plot of A╬╬╬╬╬ads CPU tourney?

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Your passion is commendable.....they always loved you.....you are so frequently manipulated through your mortal vices.....yet you are free from the one who can manipulate you to your core....."

"Hoo! Philosophy! I'm tellin' you, this is the last time I drink Sprite before bed......aw who am I kidding?"

[3: Spriteman vs The Prismatic Shadow]

Natalya:

Is sprite man. Aware that this is a dream?

sprite lets you lucid dream /lh

also

:chongoWatch:

the Nelson image

Moss:

"HI!"

Greenshi:

"Hiii"

Wonder:

"alright, cosmic love, you know why we're here"

Greenshi:

"COSMIC I LOVE YOU"

Janet:

"hi! you're awesome"

Mako:

"Hiya Cosmic!"

why do you wish to speak with me?

Brush:

"hihihi"

Insider2000:

"Cause talking is fun."

Janet:

"you're really cool we're big fans"

Greenshi:

"WHATS YOUR DEAL ILY"

Raven:

"Ohmygosh hiiiiiii (twirls hair)"

Mako:

"We think you're neat"

Brush:

"hot spooky woman"

Moss:

"you picked us up, i belive"

Wonder:

"just to talk and figure things out"

Etharia:

“What was going on with cobalt? Did you just not want him speaking about you?”

Janet:

"would you prefer we speak like this?"

the balance god gave you to me

Brush:

"forbidden knowledge"

Brush:

"hey so why were you censoring him"

Moss:

"youve been doing funny things and also we love you thats why we are here"

i appreciate your accomodation, however i bear no preference

Moss:

"Cool"

speak however you desire

Janet:

"honestly we asked to see you on a whim after you censored his text"

Natalya:

"You're mysterious!"

Greenshi:

"So. Are you like. A goddess?"

Bubbly:

"we wanna know what going on with you!!"

Moss:

"Why you cencor the lad"

surely you mortals have things you wish to not be known to all

Raven:

"Also Prism is dangerous pls be careful dealing with her"

Insider2000:

"Fair."

Greenshi:

"You'd be surprised"

Moss:

"Fair!"

Brush:

"this is true"

Insider2000:

"What's your favorite food?"

Wonder:

"we do, but this is a lot bigger than some secret we mortals have"

Janet:

"yeah i'd hate for people to know that /j"

Brush:

"but i'd argue we're the cosmically greater beings in this situation"

Greenshi:

"Keep your secrets. But tell us: favorite ice cream flavor?"

Janet:

"but yeah your desire for privacy is very understandable"

i feel nothing. this includes taste

Greenshi:

"Ah."

Greenshi:

"You got a favorite song then?"

i cannot decipher music the same way you all do

Janet:

"favourite word?"

Greenshi:

"Wow~~~~"

my favorite word is

Janet:

"very good word"

Brush:

"hm that tracks"

Greenshi:

"That's a good one"

Mako:

"Same"

Janet:

"mine is 'perturbed'"

Raven:

"I don't know why I expected anything else"

Brush:

"do you like any films"

i apologize that i might not produce much of an interesting conversation as my perception of the world is dramatically different than your own

Janet:

"talking to someone who sees the world differently is really interesting dw"

Wonder:

"all good"

my experience of the world is bound solely by a lack of mortality

Greenshi:

"What's your opinion/relation to Prism and the Cods, if you dont mind me asking?"

Brush:

"it is simply fascinating"

Raven:

"That's fine! It's always neat to learn how someone else perceives things!"

you speak of seeing

Janet:

"but even if it weren't you wouldn't need to apologise! it's nice to talk to you regardless c:"

hearing

tasting

these are all sensations bound to mortality

Etharia:

“Don’t worry about it, we’re just asking the wrong questions. Like, there’s gotta be some sort of distinction between the void we can’t perceive. Maybe you could tell us about that?”

anything resembling what you might call "sensation" is experienced through The Script

ROUND THREE

Brush:

"i see!"

Moss:

"Neat!"

Greenshi:

"Hey, we're kinda similar! We experience your world through words and text!"

Brush:

"i suppose you just don't experience the imagined reality that the other characters do outside of what we actually read here"

I believe that Discord Jack experienced this ability of perception when he encountered the aurora, yes?

Brush:

"sounds like it"

Janet:

"from what we saw, yes"

Moss:

"I think so yeah"

Greenshi:

"Yeah!"

my experience was similar

Janet:

"do you experience the cutscenes too?"

with one key difference

Etharia:

“I wonder. Are you able to tell us apart?”

Wonder:

"only with extreme darkness, i assume"

chirp:

"I recall something about a falling star."

Raven:

"...the stars?"

Brush:

"well iirc she was struck by a falling star which blinded her"

jack survived

Bubbly:

"ah."

Brush:

"i see!"

Janet:

"ah"

Insider2000:

"Oh!"

Brush:

"spooky ghost lady!"

Greenshi:

"he did"

Natalya:

"O.O"

chirp:

"I see."

Raven:

"I'm so sorry"

UnofficiallyJam:

"oh."

Wonder:

"o-oh."

Greenshi:

"oh wait. i get what you mean now. oh."

no need for apology.....this experience is more than i could have once comprehended

Brush:

"figures at least one person would make eye contact with god and just fucking die"

Janet:

"it does seem like a very intense experience"

let us change the subject

Janet:

"what's it like in the void? it seems to be outside the script in general, is that strange for you?"

Janet:

"or is there more to the script than we see?"

of course. i will inform you in the event that boundaries are crossed

to explain the script is as one would explain the difference between colors to one born blind

Wonder:

"knowing this uneasy alliance with prism... eh, that doesn't seem too unlikely"

Janet:

"oh, did you know that it's possible to stimulate the retinas of blind people who have them so they can see flashes of colour? which has been used in prosthetics in the past!"

nevertheless, for now, i request solitude. worry not, there has been no slight.....i simply do not socialize over Script frequently. even for one such as myself, it can overwhelm

farewell nelson

Moss:

"Bye!"

Wonder:

"fair enough"

Brush:

"seeya!"

Insider2000:

"Toodles!"

Janet:

"take care!"

Greenshi:

"good luck!"

chirp:

"Seeya!"

Raven:

"Have a nice rest!"

END NELSON EVENT

Also

We have a report from the field!!!

it was a pleasant chat "Geez laweez, if ya love this Prism so much why don't ya go buy a 12 pack of it?"

SPRITEMAN has defeated THE PRISMATIC SHADOW this round!!!

[Try tapping or hovering the mouse over the quote!]

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"And to think I was worried I would have to adjust my power for the sake of my true nature"

"Heh.....you must be the fraud! Nothing having to do with life and death could relate to adjusting power levels!"

[4: Cobalt vs Jerry]

The character select screen - purple Kazuya and gold Kazuya are selected

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"Looks like you just found out if there IS life after death!" ....no comment....

JERRY has defeated COBALT this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"................she wanted me to say.............ahem.......See :) It's kinda funny to see, right? :) ................I assume she was referring t-"

"Thank you Shadow, I am aware of what she was referring to...."

[5: The Prismatic Shadow vs Cobalt]

Also I should probably mention the Mechanic I was gonna try for Cobalt

I havent tested it

until right this second

win means he goes down 2 levels, lose means he goes up 2

The character select screen, Cobalt vs Prismatic Shadow, Cobalt is level 7 - Cobalt is also shirtless for some reason!

Round 2 either the set's over, or he goes up/down 1 level respectivelt

(also I forgot to set the skin)

random note

I miiiiiiiiiiight stream sunday

not as an official return but

neon white is dropping

and i wanna play it SO BAD

Janet:

that's the one published by the sayonara wild hearts and outer wilds publisher, right?

yea annapurna

Wonder:

"the speedrunning game for freaks" i believe the trailer called it

makes sense

theres furries i think

Wonder:

purple one was a bunny, therefore they must be the best character

not furries specifically but

I'm glad we agree

that

her

A Neon White character with a bunny face and ears, dressed in purple and white, running away from an explosion. One hand is doing a piece sign / bunny ears, the other is holding a very big knife.

also

in light of round 1's results

Cobalt is level 9 now, implying that the Prismatic Shadow won the first game.

If shadow wins this I'm reconsidering my cobalt strategy

Insider2000:

Maybe +1/-1?

yeah and starting at 8

ROUND THREE

UnofficiallyJam:

A bit unrelated but one of the devs of neon white, ben esposito, helped out with Arcane Kids with bubsy and sonic dreams.

Oh yeah! And I was in a discord server with someone who did social media stuff for em

granted i am very glad they parted ways with that person but

changing subject

update

Cobalt vs Prismatic Shadow, the stocks are cropped out, but Cobalt is at 37% and Shadow at 120%. Also, Cobalt is lying there while Shadow watches from a platform.

We have a report from the field!

"I don't know what your story was before all this...but I'm sorry for whatever it might have become"

COBALT has defeated THE PRISMATIC SHADOW this round!!!

Brush:

funnily enough jack's yellowest alt is the his springtime outfit

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Huh....feeling somewhat nostalgic, are we?"

"Hm.....if you could read it, you'd know why I'm wearing my original outfit"

[6: Jerry vs Discord Jack]

there was a 3 stock

Wonder:

WHOSE END?

I won't tell :)

also

:chongoWatch:

the Nelson image

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Moss:

"hello!"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

".....hello...."

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Greenshi:

"hi!"

Moss:

"who is this"

Moss:

"frog?"

Greenshi:

"FROG"

Wonder:

"oh, frog"

Brush:

"hihihi"

Bubbly:

"FROG"

Insider2000:

"Hiya"

Brush:

"frog (real?)"

Raven:

"Man I love Monkey Watch"

Greenshi:

"MY SWEET BOY"

".......yes"

Bubbly:

"frog for real this time"

Moss:

"Frog
how do you feel"

Greenshi:

"I LOVE YOU. EVERYTHINGS GONNA BE OKAY. KICK SOME ASS"

Mako:

"🐸"

Insider2000:

"Are you doing okay?"

Greenshi:

"im gonna hug you through the rock. here it comes."

"I am........fine"

Janet:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"we uhh... we saw your message"

Janet:

"nice work taking a game off cobalt!"

Raven:

"You're a certified Good Bean"

"I do not remember sending a message......."

also ANOTHER 3 stock

Greenshi:

"oh! before I forget! Zte7W5z6!"

[This is a Pastebin code - the contents are included in this archive! So don't worry about it, just keep scrolling!]

and also

ROUND THREE

Brush:

"some shit going down i hear"

WAIT

DROPPING CHARACTER REAL QUICK

BECAUSE

JACK WAS LEVEL 8 FROM THE COBALT FIGHT

HE WAS THREE STOCKED AT LVL 8

BUT ALSO

HE 3 STOCKED HIM WHILE HE WAS LEVEL 8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Resetting the set

Janet:

"in a previous dream you said a buncha letters and stuff, even prism wouldn't have been able to discern a message in that though!"

Moss:

"whats your favorite ice cream"

"....what is this code?"

https://pastebin.com/Zte7W5z6:

Hey. We read your message. We hope you're doing well...or, at least, as well as you can be. Figured I'd respond to you through the same method, since it seemed to work last time.

I don't know if you remember the last dream, but there are people in your world who support you and want to help, just as we do. If you can keep holding out, keep fighting, they can save you. You're doing amazing.

I know you're worried that you've lost yourself. And, while that's not entirely wrong, the fact that you miss your old self, that you want to return, proves that your not too far gone. You're still in there, the real you, in a place she'll never reach. She has weaknesses, flaws, tells. She's a shitty writer and an even worse person. She will be beaten.

Keep up the good fight. You are incredible.

Moss:

"Icecream"

Greenshi:

"dont worry about it"

Raven:

"Pokémon mystery gift"

"............."

Wonder:

"so uhh..."

Brush:

"utterly meaningless noise"

"Why do I feel like this all of a sudden? :)"

Greenshi:

"anyways, good job against cobalt! getting a round off is nothing to scoff at!"

Raven:

"Emotions of the frog variety"

"Maybe I should take a break for a moment :)"

Bubbly:

"go away white woman"

END NELSON EVENT

Etharia:

I think he got the message

i do not feel the empathy that you all feel......however, it can be assured that there was a reaction from the frog

Greenshi:

"thank you, cosmic"

Etharia:

“Thank you very much.”

Greenshi:

"im glad to hear that"

Insider2000:

"Cool."

who are you guys talking to?

Raven

"Thank you Cosmic! I'm glad he got the message"

Wonder:

eh, nothing

Greenshi:

no one. dont worry abou it

Mako:

Oh. Y'know

Moss:

Oh ya know

Raven:

The Universe

Insider2000:

Don't embarrass me in front of Cosmic Love!

Brush:

talkin to jack

Brush:

!givejackakiss

Greenshi:

!givejackakiss

Raven:

!givejackakiss

chirp:

!givejackakiss

Janet:

"thank you cosmic! also, out of curiosity, does putting text in these hide it from anyone?"

Wonder:

!givejackakiss

Janet:

"for us, that is"

i do not believe so

ROUND THREE

Insider2000:

Prism is so American, she tried to ride XBOX LIVE!

vocoded to machiavelli's anti-prism siren

Prism: "hi the- :)"

Machi and Mach 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRHJWVY2nT8

[Yo Mama Jokes But The Punchline is Always Xbox Live Vocoded to Sirens]

Also, a report from the field!

".....odd that you have yet to reveal yourself up until now. Did Spectrum simply not allow you?" i have always been around, jack......however i suppose socializing is far nicer than i recall

DISCORD JACK has defeated JERRY this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

there is a darkness in you...............but..............i cannot help but wonder what sensation could draw you to such a drink.............

"Unironically? Probably better than immortality, just sayin"

[7: Cosmic Love vs Spriteman]

i have been......thinking of things.........

:)

the Nelson image

Greenshi:

"hi!"

":Nelson:"

Greenshi:

"y. yeah"

Brush:

":Nelson:"

Wonder:

"oh, jerry"

Wonder:

"i think..."

":Nelson:"

Greenshi:

"oh wait."

chirp:

"This jerry?"

Greenshi:

"ok buster"

":Nelson:"

Brush:

:Nelson::Nelson:

Raven:

"Dang dude we sure are"

Greenshi:

"you got words behind that nelson?"

Wonder:

"i mean, we can do this all day, man"

":Nelson:!!!"

Greenshi:

"cuz we got words for days"

Moss:

"

Brush:

"okay mr identity theft"

J0rt:

":Nelson:"

ROUND THREE

Raven:

"Nelson"

UnofficiallyJam:

":Nelson:"

[In repy to J0rt's :Nelson:]

":Nelson:"

Moss:

":nelsob:?"

Bubbly:

":Nelson:"

Brush:

":Nelson:"

"..........."

Greenshi:

":gaySon:"

":Nelson:"

Brush:

":gaySon:"

Bubbly:

":gaySon:"

J0rt:

":gaySon:"

":Nelson:"

Raven:

":ManILoveNelsonWatch:"

Greenshi:

"if you dont reply with a gayson your homophobic."

":Nelson: :)"

Moss:

":Nelsus:"

J0rt:

":larroldson:"

Wonder:

"?"

UnofficiallyJam:

":Nelsus:"

Bubbly:

":ManILoveNelsonWatch: "

Brush:

":Nelson:!!!!"

Janet:

"wow prism can't edit nelsons"

":Nelson:????????????????"

Janet:

":Nelson:"

Greenshi:

"wow."

":Nelson:................"

Moss:

":NelsonInstinct:"

END NELSON EVENT

fucking dick

spoiled the whole plot

Jerry: :Nelson:

Y'all:

Co-signed... Because That was some Real shit you just said

Mako:

I sure did Adjacent over Hypotenuse'd his words

hell yeah

We have a report from the field!

i am shocked by how close it was "bleh! tastes like....lacroix"

SPRITEMAN has defeated COSMIC LOVE this round!!!

mind if i try something real quick?

CUTSCENE TIME

"Huh? Oh, hello there! I....didn't see you, pastrycake!"

"Oh, I'm sorry! Daddy's just.....up past his bedtime a little bit"

"Oh, you mean these? Hahaha yes, a lot of these numbers are very complicated! Yes, that's a theta! It's greek!"

"...............yes............yes this is.........this is not unlike what mommy used to do.........."

"................yes, she is......probably doing this as well............no......no we can't go back to her........"

"...........I think that it's past your bedtime.....which means that the boogie monster's on it's way! And it's gonna getcha!!!!!!!!"

END CUTSCENE

AV:

not caught up yet bc i just got done w smth, but i just saw the words End Cutscene so. are yall winning?

we just had A Cutscene :)

Anyway!

specifically one that will be......built upon over time

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Huh? Just some lazy cat? Well, seems about par for the course for these tournaments so far! Not like you'd become some weird eldritch monster!"

"..........looks to the camera like he's on the office"

[8: Light Pit vs Garfield]

I feel like despite my desire to make a slow burn my own brain is blorboposting the Idea of the cutscenes so much I wont be able to resist lol

Janet:

ah, the curse of running these live

Yeah :)

in fact i might drop another one soon because

idk

feelin it

ROUND THREE

last stock

and

we have a report from the field

"An angel? Pff....let me know when the stairway to heaven installs an escalator" ...

GARFIELD has defeated LIGHT PIT this round!!!

How would you all feel about another cutscene?

I'll let it ride while the next match happens

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hello there, Cosmic. I don't believe we've ever formally met, but I've learned a thing or two about you. I hope you're doing well"

as do I hope for you....judging by what prism has told me of you.......and what i know of prisms character

[9: Cobalt vs Cosmic Love]

So cutscene?

CUTSCENE BEGIN!

"Whoa! Hey there, pastrycake!"

"Heyheyheyhey! Be careful!!! I know it looks really cool, but it's very important, so even though it looks like some big evil alien.....like gwaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......hehe.......yeah, don't mess with the alien spaceship"

"What does it.....well.......that's......really difficult to explain........"

"So, you know how your mother and I.......we used to have talks at the dinner table........"

"That's right, the ones about Spectrum"

"Well, mommy and I, we.......we disagreed on some things"

"And this is what I think was the right thing to do!"

"What did she......................................."

"......................................"

"........................................"

".................................she had..........."

".................................a bad idea"

".........................oh my gosh, wait a minute, what time is it????"

"and what day is it?? I think it might just be mac and cheese tuesday!!!!"

END CUTSCENE

also round 1 went to cosmic

ROUND THREE

Again, remember Cobalt is doing Balance Stuff

We have a report from the field!

"I respect you more than you could ever imagine, especial ut you have far more dark than light. And that goes against my style" stop it cobalt and you stop it too, spectrum

COBALT has defeated COSMIC LOVE this round!!!

Wonder:

"you uhh... you wanna talk about it?"
⬛ (Cosmic Love)

the Nelson image

Insider2000:

"Hello!"

Brush:

"hewwo"

Greenshi:

"Hi!"

Mako:

"Hello"

Moss:

"hey?"

"..........I carry a message........"

Bubbly:

"hello"

Wonder:

"hey frog"

Brush:

"oho!"

Moss:

"What message"

Garf:

"Hi"

Greenshi:

"Shadow!!!"

chirp:

"message?"

Brush:

"shadow with the hedgehog"

"................You guys want another cutscene? :)"

Brush:

"come ON"

Wonder:

"man, fuck off, prism"

Greenshi:

">:("

Moss:

"Sure! but also fuck off"

Garf:

"Go away Prism"

"I'm getting a yes so f why? "

Greenshi:

"Get her ass cosmic"

chirp:

"if you're telling us stuff about cosmic with these cutscenes, ill admit im curious. But i dont want it from you, i want to hear it from her, on her terms."

Mako:

"Hey Prism pisma balls"

Moss:

"GOT HER"

Garf:

"Yeah I'd say 'learn about people's boundaries Prism' but I think repeatedly ramming my head against a brick wall would have more of an effect in that regard"

"I don't believe I ever claimed that these cutscenes were about Cosmic Love :)"

Wonder:

"we can guess"

Moss:

"Its easy for implication but also its someone elses life doesnt matter whose"

Greenshi:

"Then who are they about, hm?"

Brush:

"i don't have a clue who they're about"

Wonder:

"now politely fuck off and never come back"

Janet:

"indirect implications are a thing, you can't believably pretend you don't know that"

Brush:

"well i could guess but it's the same thing i guess about everything"

Garf:

"It doesn't matter who they're about Prism, you're garbage at understanding people's boundaries. Your terms don't mean SHIT when its about other people"

"Oh, they're all abou this wasn't part of the deal "

Brush:

"get her ass"

Greenshi:

"Get! Her! Ass!!!"

Bubbly:

"youre not really good with these whole deal things are you prism?"

"What part of the deal is wrong here? I'm following it perfectly! :)"

Wonder:

"hey remember that time you made a deal with jack and you fucked it up so bad?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"KILL"

Moss:

"God
even crimson is better st keep9ng deals."

Garf:

"mhm keep tellin yourself that. maybe you'll actually be able to get to sleep at night"

Janet:

"you upset someone's not going by your script again?"

"sigh.....okay, fine. :)"

Moss:

"Bullying works :D/j"

"You can tell your story on your own terms :)"

Garf:

"Good"

Insider2000:

"Fine by me."

Wonder:

"cool"

Wonder:

"now fuck off thataway, please"

Garf:

"If Cosmic Love doesn't want us to know her story, that's her goddamn business"

Moss:

"This applies to everyone
not just cosmic."

Janet:

"and be nice to the frog!"

Greenshi:

"Now gtfo. Now."

Janet:

"shadow's great and deserves better"

Moss:

"Can we speak to frog, i wish to give them the appreicstion they deserve"

"Just keep in mind :)"

Greenshi:

"Frog is good. Why do you make him suffer."

"Stories left incomplete have more weight than you can possibly imagine :)"

Wonder:

"yeah yeah, go to hell"

Greenshi:

"Fuck OFF."

Moss:

"rather incomplete than complete by you"

Garf:

"Yeah. Well completing them. ISN'T. YOUR. BUSINESS."

Janet:

"cpuk is full of stories that never naturally concluded it's fine"

"..............................................I............am sorry."

Wonder:

"frog, don't be"

Wonder:

"fuck prism"

Insider2000:

"You're good, froggy buddy."

Greenshi:

"Dont apologize. You're fine."

Insider2000:

"One day, we'll end Prism's story."

Moss:

" we understand and appreciate more than you will ever know"

it is okay

Garf:

"S'all good. We're used to Prism being rancid"

Bubbly:

"none of our anger is directed at you, shadow"

Greenshi:

"<3"

i understand what it is like

Janet:

"it's the nature of improvised storytelling that things won't always wrap up neatly, if you don't want the story to continue that's totally fine"

Janet:

"we're curious, but your boundaries matter"

Greenshi:

"We apologize to you, both of you. I wish you both the best. She will be defeated."

Wonder:

"and hell, we could be wrong for all we know"

Wonder:

"we're just assuming shit"

Garf:

"Okay on the record. Cosmic, please don't feel pressured to tell us your story. It's your business and literally no one else's. It is entirely your decision on whether or not you want to share it, or how much you want to share. Prism trying to force it out is unacceptable on multiple levels."

"before I leave.........."

"I have seen quite the scene today......"

Garf:

"also sorry for harping on that Shadow, I just needed to get that out"

Greenshi:

"Its been hectic, for sure"

Wonder:

"in here or...?"

"I saw........5 ducks......... they were catching Z's before they awoke......drank some t. Do u understand what I'm saying 2 you here? Yes? No? K............it feels it has been 9 years since I felt normal............g whiz........."

".....................farewell.....cosmic......"

Wonder:

"ah, yeah, i get it"

Brush:

"ducks! love ducks <3"

END NELSON EVENT

https://pastebin.com/5Ztu2K9g:

i have been forced to see what she wishes to show, cosmic. i apologize for this intrusion upon your privacy......please understand that i wish to be here for you in any way possible, even with the enormous divide between the two of us. we both lost.........so much........and i am sure i do not need to explain.............similarities....................

please remain strong

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I've always been more of a fan of Red Bull, since it gives you wings and all that!"

"I don't care if you're part of Palutena's little harem or whatever, you just spoke HERESY!!!!!"

[10: Spriteman vs Light Pit]

UnofficiallyJam:

spriteman is about to kill a child over a drink.

spriteman 🤝 fly bi 🤝 palutena

i cant believe the "i probably wont chat too much tonight" curse is still alive and well

its funny because that's a running joke at work

because I ALWAYS

say

"What could possibly go wrong?"

You'll NEVER guess what happens next

Brush:

ryan you NEED to stop saying things.

Brush:

you might actually be cursed

Insider2000:

But we don't want Ryan to stop saying things.

Brush:

yeah you should keep saying things anyway <3

Brush:

we are part of the curse

True

Speaking of, how would you all feel about another cutscene real quick?

J0rt:

oh no

Insider2000:

Absolutely.

Moss:

Sure!

Bubbly:

oh boy /pos

......................

Janet:

depends

why?

Wonder:

"you don't have to say any more if you don't wanna"

Janet:

"are you asking us, or him?"

Brush:

"we're curious little buggers"

Yeah that one's on me, CL

From the bottom of my heart, the sincerest apologies....

i would like an answer..........

why?

I guess that's just what mortals do

I dunno

(Also, not to take away from this, but Round Three)

Brush:

this is a story, we wanna see it told

this has happened before, has it not?

Round three? I mean yeah

Happens a lot

that is not what i was referring to.............this direct speech.........to you.......

i recall Prism doing the same

welcome to meta bullshit land I guess

Bubbly:

yeah we blocked her lol

that sounds as if it were deserved

Wonder:

"it was"

Moss:

it was

Brush:

yeah <3

Wonder:

"i made a meme out of it. wanna see?"

Greenshi:

She sucked. You're chill tho

i would love to see it

Wonder:

an image from a tv show where someone named Tori is attending a game show, and is having a car battery thrown at her - she is adited to be Prism, the battery is the discord 'block' button, and the thrower is Ryan

Greenshi:

It was awesome lmao

Janet:

it was awesome when she got blocked

i do not understand this, however it would appear that it is quite effective...........

oh god

Mako:

"The context is around like 7 hours"

Wonder:

"yeah, there's a bit of context, but... still, glad ya like it. i think"

Insider2000:

LMAO

so a song is playing and it makes me realize something.........

Greenshi:

When she bugs you next, bring up car batteries. Itll piss her off

J0rt:

:chongoWatch:?

i will be certain to do so

no not that one

but it could be cosmic's theme in a warped enough way

Janet:

it's based on a screenshot of a tv show where someone had a car battery dropped on them at one point

Greenshi:

Oh?

Greenshi:

What song?

Janet:

someone made a 7 hour long video about it, but i imagine the scene itself doesn't need all that context - i haven't seen either though

idk if i want to say

The Script informs me the song is titled megalovania

Greenshi:

HELL YEAH

Brush:

hell yeah

Moss:

SANS

chirp:

AWESOME.

Janet:

nice

Garf:

S A N S

J0rt:

:Nelsans:!!!

Moss:

is sans in this tourny?

Insider2000:

:Nelsans:

Moss:

im not looking at the thing rn

no he's not

Prince:

:Nelsans:

Wonder:

not yet /j/j/j

Moss:

summon sans

Janet:

very fitting since prism's such a serket

Greenshi:

Cosmic is sans /j /j /j

Wonder:

i thought she was an aranea

what is the meaning behind the song?

Janet:

yeah her surname's serket

Also a result from the field!!!

Janet:

it's got a bunch

Wonder:

really???????

Greenshi:

It's the theme to a big battle

Moss:

So theres this game called undertale!

Brush:

so there's this thing called the earthbound halloween hack

Mako:

Are you aware of Sans Undertale in CPUK?

Greenshi:

Between someone who can reset and retry forever. And someone who needs to stop them.

"Dang, I guess you're really kind of a Monster, huh? See it helps to diversify drinks a bit"

LIGHT PIT has defeated SPRITEMAN this round!!!

Moss:

So after youve murdered everyone in the undergeound its a final stand of sorts

Janet:

one usage was during a scene where someone who was dead beat up a genetic clone of someone we've previously compared prism to

Wonder:

LIGHT PIT DO IT?

Greenshi:

LIGHT PIT???

Bubbly:

YOOO

Janet:

light pit well!

i do not understand why this was compared to myself

chirp:

Lets go light pit!!

Wonder::

"sometimes we say stupid shit"

Greenshi::

I dont either!

Moss:

Monster by gumi hit song

Brush:

YO LIGHT PIT

Brush:

GOT A WIN!!!

Moss:

LETS GOOOO

Bubbly:

LETS GOOO LIGHT PIT

Wonder:

LIGHT PIT, HE DOES IT

Garf:

POOOOOOG

Greenshi:

LETS GO LIGHT PIT YEAAAAAAH

Janet:

the dead character talks in a relatively similar manner to you

perhaps spectrum is deliri0us in some way

Moss:

Maybe
we dont know

Prince:

POINTS

Janet:

0u0

Greenshi:

Oh, nevermind. There it is

............................i do not understand why spectrum did that

Moss:

i think we dont know
do we know?

Prince:

I SEE YOU

Prince:

(/pos)

Prince:

OH

;)

Greenshi:

So, let me tell you about homestuck....

Wonder:

"maybe, spectrum's a mystery to us all"

Bubbly:

i am blissfully unaware

Wonder:

"or maybe it's all part of their plan"

Wonder:

"who knows"

homestuck, you say?

Moss:

NO

Wonder:

"don't worry about that."

Greenshi:

OuO

Moss:

Homestuck we did not say

OKAY FUCKIN....END.......COSMIC....EVENT....I GUESS????

so idk if someone wants to explain the joke or if they want me to do it

cosmic comes back like i am very clearly more like jade during grimbark

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You seem like a man of few words, maybe instead you can pass off a nickname like Garf or something"

"That would be.....conflicting in ways I can't possibly explain"

[11: Discord Jack vs Garfield]

[some of chat is confused about the homestuck joke]

Explanation for anyone who wants to know basically during the start of HS, Aradia, one of the characters, is a ghost because she was killed by the best character her bf who was under mind control. Her vibe is somewhat similar. Megalovania is in Homestuck and while it's widely considered to be Vriskas theme by idiots, a common idea is that it is the theme of Aradia after she ascends and is no longer a ghost, becoming the second/third best character depending on how I'm feeling

[chat is still talking about homestuck]

to be fair

Homestuck and CPUK have a disturbing number of parallels in terms of storytelling

Anyway report from the field!

........i think i am willing....... "Are you sure?" yes......they deserve to know the full truth......but it will take some time....... "That's fair...........................do it at whatever works best for you.....oh yeah, also beat up this cat"

DISCORD JACK has defeated GARFIELD this round!!!

How would y'all feel about a cutscene in a minute

Wonder:

well, how does cosmic feel about it?

check the most recent victory quote

so

BEGIN CUTSCENE

".......ugh.......................g.........guh........"

"wh..........hey.........p..........hey........"

"the machine, it........I think it worked? I don't know how else to..............yeah, I'm fine, don't......don't worry about me....."

"I'm.....I'm doing alright, I just........I just gotta.......collect some info on this.........because.....oh wow........okay....."

"What......why does this feel so......where......no yeah, I'm right outside the lab....."

"Ha....I keep telling you, I'm alright.........now......I'm outside the lab, which is approximately 6000 meters from the focal point, 5.18 kilometers from the power source, approximately 5 shifts from the correct univers-"

"why did......"

"where..........is this?"

".......................................................when............"

"Ha................yeah.......right now.........you're absolutely right..........pastrycake..........."

"...........................let's...................."

"........let's go get some Mac and.........Mac and Cheese......heh..........."

"Huh? Oh, it's just.......................it's just some joke I heard once"

END CUTSCENE

I'll probably have one more cutscene before the end of the night that spells it out a bit better

Wonder:

"uhh... sorry about your dad?"

Wonder:

"sorry, still trying to piece things together"

we can discuss that in the future.................

Wonder:

"yeah, yeah yeah. just. thinking."

i understand it seems unclear

but wandering in the darkness as i had to might be beneficial......

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"........do you believe yourself to be funny, Jeremiah?"

"Please.....call me the Red Shadow"

[12: Jerry vs The Prismatic Shadow]

I know tonights been WAY more cutscene than Nelson

But I think I might have one more cutscene before I call it for the night

......you are telling the one I believe you are tellling, yes.........?

yeah the, uh

the bedtime story

very well....

Are you sure you're alright with this?

i am. i assure you.

Okay

You guys ready?

BEGIN CUTSCENE

It was a late night for some, but for the single father of this household, there was much to do tonight still. Or so he imagined. But for Nera, it was bedtime.

She was already tucked in, and her father was just about to leave when he felt a light tugging on his sleeve. "Daddy.......can you....tell me a bedtime story?"

He felt a pressure weigh upon him. Not by his daughter, who had heard plentiful bedtime stories at this point, but by....something else. That sensation......ever since the first time he ran through the machine................where......when was he? "Of course, pastrycakes!"

These days, he could recite these stories without the need for books. Could books write the stories he knew about? "So....this is the story of a silly guy......"

Nera gasped with excitement. "Larry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" This was her favorite story.

"So.....this is the story of a man named Larry......he lived in a little town called Tampa, Florida.....and he was just havin' a grand old time, when all of a sudden he got all goopy!!!!"

"And he fell in love with a robot.....and this robot, he was a bit sassy at times, but he loved Larry, and Larry loved him"

"So one day, there was this evil Doctor......and this Doctor, they were trying to do bad!"

"But Larry used some Time Magic!!!"

"And then........."

Nera, not even close to falling asleep, leapt out of her covers with glee "THE FUNNY BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"That's right, Nera! The funny ball!!!!!!"

The two erupted with laughter and glee as Nera's father watched over his daughter, happy to see her safe. "Ooh! Ooh! Daddy! Daddy! What was the evil Doctor's name?"

His laughter stopped immediately. "What do you mean?"

"Come on, daddy! They weren't just Doctor, right? They gotta have a name!!!!"

"Well, the thing about S.........................................The......The doctor's name......"

"Yeah, and she was a scientist, just like you and mommy were!"

"Right! Right! Because....Nera.........Nera.........sometimes scientists....can be bad......okay?"

".....okay....."

Beads of sweat were growing on her father's brow.....how long was this going to go on for.....he wasn't even sure if he was reliving it or experiencing it for the first time....

".....Nera.....I have.....another story to tell you about....."

"Ooh! New story!"

"It's about..............a girl........."

"A girl who's.......well....not so different from you........"

"And..........I.........I don't know how.........."

"I don't know......why"

"But I have a hunch......"

"That one day, she meets a very.....very bad doctor."

"And she.........god............"

"Well she can beat up the bad doctor!!!!!!!"

".........yeah.......yeah she..........maybe she does......but I just need you to know that......"

"In this story"

"I don't really know if it has a happy end, Cosmic......."

"...............Cosmic?"

"Did I say Cosmic? I meant.....p....pastrycakes....."

"Pastrycakes......"

"Yes, daddy?"

"I don't have much time left"

".................wh....................."

"Pastrycakes, I don't.....the end of the flashback is coming"

"Daddy, I don't know what you-"

"Pastrycakes, please for the love of god, Cosmic, remember that I love you so much! PLEASE remember, I don't care if I only exist in this moment as you read me on the Script!"

"Just- please remember...."

"D...."

"Cosmic.....Pastrycakes, you have a beating hea"thats more than enough of that :)

END CUTSCENE

Anyway I'm being Violent

And we'll have a very fun conclusion for that at some point

Garf:

Anyway taking the fact that Ryan is doing this for telling a good story out of it, which I am fine with. That is one of the most simultaneously hilarious and pathetically petty things Prism has ever fucking done

hilarious and petty, but also incredibly fucking evil :)

Janet:

[prism voice] "hey, this person is only alive through the script! im sure it's ethically fine to overwrite the script here"

"it looks like he is 100% aware of the fact that his existence in the context of this story is only within this cutscene to the point where he equivocates it with death giving the equivalent of a dying message while he traumatizes his universe's daughter :)" closes browser tab on cutscene

oh yeah wait there was a tournament

uhhhhh

i didnt count

prismatic shadow wins

(I might redo it next session we'll see)

anyway hope you enjoyed whatever the fuck this was lol

END OF PART 1

Part 2

CUTSCENE BEGIN

please understand, i already do not like where this is going......

i am quite frankly shaky in my trust of ryan...

or if this is even him at all.................

especially with this....doing???" Her mother simply grinned and nodded. "I don't believe you fully understand, Nera...." she trails off as she wanders over to a lever on the side of a large and strange machine. "Your father simply couldn't handle Spectrum....although I suppose it's fair.....he clearly couldn't handle my intellect and my resolve, so what hope could tampered script....sharing a story i would rather not be told

"And why not, pastrycakes?" :)

...

......why are you so cruel as to use the voice of my own father in the script

"Because, Nera! You can contain the power of Spectrum!" Nera continued to struggle against the machine that helSTOP!

"Fine........but I need you to do me a reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaal quick favor :)"

.....

You see........there's somebody who's been a real thorn in my side :). I don't know if you've met him, but you'd understand where I'm coming from if you met him! :) I think he likes me......but he keeps on getting in my way........kinda like one of those tsunderes or whatever :)

i assume you want me to do your dirty work...........as if i would be willing to take part in your atrocious and pettynd as the beam of technicolor indescribable energy shot down from the heavens, Nera could feel the lOKAY! OKAY! FINE!

"Thaaaaaaaat's the spirit, pastrycakes :)"

i do not feel much in this void

but the only thing that can provide any light is my burning hatred for your ruined, rotten heart

i will make sure you pay for this

"No you won't :)"

END CUTS ENE

wtf I didnt spoil r that

what th h ll

oh f ck..............t ts ot g od

No t is is e R an!!!

S me hi g ap ni g na s e f an t o fix t

ca t c ess

[Ryan's display name becomes ":)"]

s? of a b

[Ryan's profile picture becomes a picture of Prism, shown later]

lp

Thanks pastrycakes :)

Etharia:

Hey prism

Etharia has blocked the account that was once Ryan's

wait ooc i dont know why that message is blocked

J0rt:

.....hey so she wasn't able to read our unquoted messages does this mean she can read them now

Yep :)

Now let's not waste any more time, shall we?

Insider2000:

Alright, Prism... What do you want?

Insider2000:

Besides attention.

To enjoy the tournament with you all :)

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN :)!!!!!

"Alright, ya big lug, you seem to be a big eater, so I'm guessing we agree on what makes a good drink, right?"

"Eh.....I'm all on the coffee train"

[13: Garfield vs Spriteman]

I remember this match :) He couldn't even finish it last time :)

So I should give the report from the field that he was going to give :)

"Again, not as good as coffee....sorry, I need the caffeine....." im sorry.......

GARFIELD has defeated SPRITEMAN this round!!! :)

Insider2000:

Cosmic. Can you hear us through this?

yes.......although i can see you regardless of the darkness

greenshi:

actually, while we got you here, you were talking about light pit a while back. why? what makes him important?

I think you have a pretty good idea as to why he's important :)

i imagine it is regarding his relationship to you all that she finds him important

Cosmic :)

Why are you fretting around here? :)

It's your turn :)

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!! :)

ironic.....you would copy me yet radiate brightness

"..........I...........okay I can't do that with my voice but I can still win this fight!"

[14: Cosmic Love vs Jerry]

Brush:

cosmic really do just be saying

Mako:

Cosmic loves to say stuff like

Cosmic loves to say stuff like oh come on Cosmic, I didn't even say it :)

Also I figure I should give credit where it's due :)

This icon was made by the fantastic Kevin Fagaragan :)

a drawing of Prism, based on Brush's design for her - she has floofy hair that shifts into rainbow hues at the ends, rainbow irises, she is smiling profusely, she wears a white dress with rainbow trim, she has a rainbow pearl necklace, she has a headband with a prism on it, and there's a smiley face emoji next to her

And Brush I'll have you specifically know that he said that the design was absolutely fantastic and adored the color palette you gave me :)

Brush:

:3c i'm glad!!!!!! i'm very proud of the design

Etharia:

Hey prism quick question. Did you pay the artist at all

No, but Ryan did :)

Insider2000:

Perhaps you should show Ryan a bit more gratitude then, Prism.

I'm VERY grateful for him! I wouldn't be able to do what I'm doing now without him :)

Etharia:

But did you get his permission to use the art he commissioned

Etharia:

Or are you a filthy art thief

Well he blocked me, so it was a little tough, but I found a mutual friend who asked on my accord :)

Etharia:

And who was that friend?

Etharia:

And did he say yes?

......... :)

greenshi:

surprised you have friends.

When you meet someone with similarities, you just kinda click :)

Besides, if I told you all everything I was gonna do all willy nilly, where would the suspense be? :)

the Nelson image

Greenshi:

"hi?"

Insider2000:

"Oh thank god."

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello?”

Brush:

"hewwo. what nonsense are we experiencing this time"

"Huh......whoa!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Bubbly:

"who is this?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello."

Epicsuperbat:

“Who is this we can’t see”

Greenshi:

"hey is there an prism going on in your neck of the woods stranger?"

Mako:

"Whomst've"

Dubs:

"aeiou"

"I, uh, my name's Todd?"

Brush:

"todd"

Greenshi:

"t. todd."

Brush:

"howard?"

Mako:

"Nice to meet you Todd!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Todd”

Raven:

"What's a Todd"

Dubs:

"Short for toddward, i assume"

Insider2000:

"In the shadows?"

Greenshi:

".......do you have a stage name?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hi Todd."

"Oh yeah, I do like fighting tournaments! I go by Spriteman in those"

Mako:

"Todd from hit webseries Live With Yourself"

Brush:

"SPRITE"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Greenshi:

"SPRITE!!"

Insider2000:

"Oh... Um... Okay."

Mako:

"OH SPRITEMAN HI"

Epicsuperbat:

“SPRITE!!!”

Raven:

"Oh hi Spriteman!!"

J0rt:

"OH!!"

"Oh!!!!!"

Etharia:

"OH HEY. WE'RE HUGE FANS"

Garf:

"SPRITE"

Natalya:

"SPRITEMAN!!"

chirp:

"OH HEY SPRITEMAN!!"

"Okay, so you know me!!!!"

"Okay!!!"

Bubbly:

"YEAH!!"

Greenshi:

"SPRITE I LOVE YOU"

Garf:

"Congrats on getting a handle on... that by the way!"

Wonder:

"oh shit, hey spriteman!"

Natalya:

"Yeah we just only know your stage name"

Mako:

"yea sorry we didnt know your real name'

Epicsuperbat:

“SPRITE WOOOO!”

We have a report from the field :)

do not report my victory you cretin

Too bad :)

COSMIC LOVE has defeated JERRY this round!!!

"So, uh, you are a talking rock?"

Wonder:

"we're the audience"

Bubbly:

"nelson!"

Brush:

"hedgehog"

Greenshi:

"we are nelson! nice to meetcha!"

Wonder:

"we watch CPUK"

Epicsuperbat:

“Nelson”

Etharia:

"We're a ceramic model of a hedgehog, and also a hivemind"

Mako:

"Nelson"

Greenshi:

"we're the audience! like Jack!"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are the Discord of The Jack”

"Oh! Hey Nelson........audience....hivemind thing?"

Garf:

"Speaking of congrats on getting a handle on.... all of that"

Bubbly:

"also Jacks friends!"

Raven:

"We're Jack's Discord!"

Dubs:

"I hope you're ready for the most overwhelming fan q&a of your entire life"

chirp:

"the discord of jack fame."

Mako:

":lemon:"

Brush:

"you have picked up a ball of your biggest fans"

Garf:

"We can be a bit overwhelming but we mean well"

Epicsuperbat:

“What’s your favourite colour?”

"Oh, that's pretty neat! So do you all, like, fit in there or...?"

Garf:

"Honestly not exactly sure"

Greenshi:

"todd ily you were so cool in orange"

Brush:

"yeah we're all crammed together like clowns"

Wonder:

"more of a spiritual thing, but yeah"

Mako:

"Technically we're all outside listening to the radio"

Greenshi:

"we are quite small. fit easily."

Brush:

"spiritually like clowns"

Raven:

"Think of this as a 2 way radio in a fun shape"

Dubs:

"It's like an interdimensional phone but i think the mental image of us just being jammed in here is funnier so you can go with that"

Bubbly:

"oh my god yeah your performance in orange ruled"

Epicsuperbat:

“You ever see Danny Phantom? It’s like the thermos”

Brush:

"on a cosmic scale we are just a bunch of clowns"

Mako:

"Wait I just realized"

Insider2000:

"Thankfully we don't live in here. Itty bitty living space, but barely any phenomenal cosmic power."

Mako:

"we are Spiritomb"

chirp:

"we're like a bunch of randos all yelling through the same trucker radio"

Brush:

"we are a bunch of ants"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!! And what an interesting one :)

"Hello there, young one....I wish to apologize if you felt.....a strange buzzing earlier. I've disabled it for you as soon as I saw you were here."

"What? The buzzing? Oh, the bloodlust? Yeah that was.......that was weird....wait that was you??"

[15: Light Pit vs Cobalt]

"So, I didn't really expect an audience meet and greet.....what's the vibe?"

"How's the tournament lookin?"

Greenshi:

"on you or us?"

Brush:

"light pit :D"

Greenshi:

"oh! im rootin for you!!"

Raven:

"Desperate : ] "

"Is there some kinda.....weirdness goin on?"

Brush:

"oh so much"

Dubs:

"Perpetually, yes."

Insider2000:

"Tournament looking good, but we have a mean person sitting with us in the audience."

Mako:

"many a fan favorites!"

Greenshi:

"OH SO MUCH."

"Cuz we've been stuck in this room for a hot minute"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yea”

Brush:

"everything is wrong"

Wonder:

"GOD. YOU HAVE NO IDEA."

Raven:

"HahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA"

Etharia:

"You're currently in a shared dream"

Bubbly:

"oh yeah the room."

Etharia:

"that's the first part"

Epicsuperbat:

“Everything is fucked”

Brush:

"it's no biggy tho"

Greenshi:

"STAY AWAY FROM DANI, IF YOU CAN HELP IT. : )"

Mako:

"But also the usual shenaniganery (derogatory)"

Garf:

"Yeah no things are.... sure happening"

"A.....shared dream...."

"I always imagined my dreams would have more Sprite"

Etharia:

"the second part is that the dream is being controlled by a malevolent rainbow goddess who is also possessing dani"

Epicsuperbat:

“Like a pocket dimension “

Natalya:

"OH YEAH DON'T GET NEAR DANI"

Raven:

"Also sorry if there's a big hole in the wall, we got Stuck"

Greenshi:

"this one was made by a crystal light woman. so no sprite."

"A crystal light woman?"

Greenshi:

"yeah, she sucks"

Brush:

"like in steven's universe"

"Okay, that's....quite a bit to take in"

Insider2000:

"Not like the drink thing."

"And thats comin from me"

Bubbly:

"yeah sorry were a bit overwhelming"

Greenshi:

"no she is the drink /j"

Mako:

"if anyone is pastelly rainbow colored, Run "

Greenshi:

"horrible powder woman"

Raven:

"Think if Dr. Order was more passive aggressive and a babysitter instead of a doctor"

"Just run?"

Greenshi:

"or kill. whichever"

"Sounds like someone who needs to get taken down"

Mako:

"Run."

Greenshi:

"YEEEEAH (but please be safe)"

Etharia:

"If you need help or more info, Cobalt knows what's going on"

"Cobalt, got it"

Wonder:

"also don't talk to him while holding us"

Wonder:

"the crystal lady's listening"

Janet:

"oh hey todd! nice to meet you, you're awesome ^_^"

"Aww, thanks! I kinda got roped into this anti-crystal team"

Greenshi:

"yeah, keep away from dani, and anyone else whos looking rainbowy"

Epicsuperbat:

“Todd what’s your favourite colour?”

"But I guess I'm here for it!"

Janet:

"it's also worth talking to a certain voidy lady"

Greenshi:

"love ya!!!"

"Oh y'mean Cosmic?"

"She seems kinda.......standoffish"

Mako:

"Ye!"

Garf:

"Yep"

Wonder:

"she's friendly. even if she's going through a bit"

Mako:

"She's nice once you get to know her!"

Greenshi:

"cosmic's cool! shes also anti-crystal light"

Wonder:

"she's with us...sorta"

Insider2000:

"She's a good person, but she's being forced to hold a friend of ours from us."

chirp:

"She's a little eerie, but shes a good heart."

Janet:

"she's been through some Stuff, but im sure she'd appreciate a bit of solidarity, and she knows what's up here"

ROUND THREE

Raven:

"She doesn't really experience taste anymore so go easy on her for not being a soft drink aficionado"

Janet:

yeah power scaling, but also maybe prismterference

Reminder that he's tryin to be a goody two shoes :)

I didn't interfere with this one :)

"Alright, so talk to Cobalt....maybe talk to the emo lady. Anything else on the checklist?"

Brush:

"give light pit a high five"

Greenshi:

"Jack! hes here too! hes also good!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Protect Light Pit”

chirp:

"have fun and be yourself. Also our boy Jack."

Raven:

"Be nice to Light Pit, he's dead in the waking world"

"Oh yeah, looks like he's fighting that Shadowy Frog guy next!"

Greenshi:

"sprite pit reunion lets go"

Greenshi:

"FROG HELL YEAH"

Mako:

"Oh right Frog"

Janet:

"consider filling a car battery with sprite and throwing it at prism"

Greenshi:

"he is compromised though so like. dont."

Epicsuperbat:

“Frog”

"Alright, I'll keep it in mind!"

Raven:

"Frog Emotions. Also fun fact frogs drink thru their skin not their mouths"

"Where should I like.....put you down?"

Garf:

"Yeah avoid the frog if you can"

"Like......on the floor or.....?"

Greenshi:

"froggy :relieved: "

Wonder:

"I dunno, anywhere, i guess"

Mako:

"Is there a table or bench?"

Etharia:

"on the floor is fine."

Epicsuperbat:

“Throw us at a wall?”

"Alright, cool......."

Bubbly:

"idk you could pass us off or somthing"

Greenshi:

"put us in your pocket"

Garf:

"doesn't really matter that much"

Brush:

"throw us at the wall"

Janet:

"we did spend some time stuck in a wall recently, it was funny"

Brush:

"no. throw us at the floor and see if we bounce"

Janet:

"it lasted like 2 seconds total"

Raven:

"Guys pls we are ceramic"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field :)

"Why was there a buzzing? .......................nothing but an unfortunate circumstance, I suppose"

greenshi:

WH.

Bubbly:

OH

Brush:

A

Wonder:

OH SHIT.

Bubbly:

I SEE.

greenshi:

NO?

Brush:

HOLY SHIT

Insider2000:

Wait, is that Light Pit?

Mako:

A

Wonder:

HE DID IT

chirp:

hm.

Brush:

DID HE REALLY

J0rt:

HUH

greenshi:

oh wait.

Wonder:

TRUTH BE TOLD IT WAS THE BALANCING THING BUT

Wonder:

HE DID IT

Garf:

HOLY SHIT

greenshi:

ha :)

Mako:

No wait I think it's Cobalt

Brush:

or are we misinterpreting cobalt

COBALT has defeated LIGHT PIT this round!!!

Bubbly:

ah.

Wonder:

ah...

Garf:

damb

Etharia:

lol

Mako:

Yea it was Cobalt

Insider2000:

Oh okay.

J0rt:

ah i see

greenshi:

oh nevermind lol

Brush:

sad 😔

Oops :) A little misleading there :)

wasn't intentional but i had to take advantage

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!! :)

"...what in the hell has she done to you?"

"Nothing for you to concern yourself over, nor for any of those you speak with

[16: The Prismatic Shadow vs Discord Jack]

Bubbly:

PLEASE HELP HIM

Garf:

Hey Jack can youuuuuuuu.... 3 Stock

Natalya:

Frog emotions, man.

Raven

FROG EMOTIONS RISING

Greenshi:

frog emotions :nelsob:

Epicsuperbat:

!Jack3StockAFrog

Mako:

!givejacktheabilitytothreestock

Garf:

!Jack3StockAFrog

Aubz:

!HELPFROG

Greenshi:

"jack if you can hear this. save the frog. beat the shit outta him"

Garf:

!Jack3StocktheSHITOutofThatFrog

Mako:

Jack!! Kill!!! (but not too much)

You guys really like Shadow here, don't you? :)

Greenshi:

ill kill you

Wonder:

go to hell, white woman

Garf:

We don't like you Prism, but we do like the frog yes

Epicsuperbat:

🚙🔋

Greenshi:

i'll kill you so bad

Raven:

Yes he is a funky little guy who has been hurt so much and deserves nice things

Hmmmmm :)

Epicsuperbat:

Frog :nelsob:

Greenshi:

stOP.

Raven:

I'm a whump fan but only if there's comfort afterwards

Greenshi:

whatever youre doing, DONT

Garf:

Prism I don't care what you're doing but put a fucking sock in it

Insider2000:

Shadow is cool. You're the problem.

Garf:

We DO NOT want you to fuck anything else up

Raven:

Hurt/Comfort >>>>>> Hurt/No Comfort

Greenshi:

youve hurt him enough.

I think you all are right :)

Greenshi:

....oh?

Raven:

...what's the catch?

J0rt:

i don't trust that

Insider2000:

She might hurt someone else instead...

Natalya:

Welp.

Greenshi:

X

Garf:

Hey so lets NOT agree

Epicsuperbat:

X

Greenshi:

x to doubt

Janet:

you have at no point demonstrated that we can trust your judgement in what's the right thing to do

Wonder:

i'd rather have you not hurt anyone

Brush:

i wanna say there's worth in a tragic ending but also that would give prism ideas

and yet you said it nonetheless :)

Greenshi:

shut.

Brush:

funny how that works

Epicsuperbat:

Tragic endings are good, but not for cpuk

Greenshi:

god.

very funny how that works :)

ROUND THREE

Raven:

Ok actual Thought I had: I wonder if Prism being so stuck on Dr. Order and everyone Dr. Order worked with or messed with is bc she knows they were submitted by the same person and either feels a sort of kinship or wants to feel aome kind of connection to her submitter

Cute theory, but I pay no mind into who created me :) I am....how you all like to say....self-actualized :)

Close battle :)

Discord Jack and the Prismatic Shadow are fighting on Norfair, at around 120% each on their last stocks

And we have a report from the field :)

"....I'm sorry Shadow.....I don't think I knew you before you became like this, but I wish I did......"

""And what if I could grant that wish :)""

DISCORD JACK has defeated THE PRISMATIC SHADOW this round!!!

"......what are you talking about?"

"You've heard the people, Jack :) It's clear that Shadow and I are.....incompatible :)"

"So how about this? :)"

"I let him go :)"

"And.......... :)"

"The two of us test our compatibility :)"

"I leave the choice up to you, Jack :)"

Aubz:

WHAT

Insider2000:

NONONONO

Bubbly:

WHAT

Etharia:

WE DO NOT WANT THIS EITHER

Bubbly:

NO

Etharia:

GO AWAY

Garf:

ABSOLUTELY NOT FUCK THIS

Epicsuperbat:

Prism I will stab!

Garf:

PRISM FUCK OFF

Garf:

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

UnofficiallyJam:

FUCK OFF

Bubbly:

NONONONONO

Greenshi:

NO

Wonder:

FUCK OFF

Bubbly:

THATS OUR BOY

Greenshi:

FUCK OFF FOREVER

Garf:

JUST GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

J0rt:

NO

Bubbly:

NO

Aubz:

AUUUGH

Greenshi:

NOOOOOO NONONO

Garf:

NO

Aubz:

AUAUAUUAUUAUAUUUUUUAUU

Epicsuperbat:

No! Die!

Garf:

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT

Greenshi:

ILL KILL YOU

Garf:

NONONONONO

Garf:

NO

Wonder:

YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE, PRISM. YOU LOST THE FUCKIN BET.

UnofficiallyJam:

!killprism

Raven:

NOOOOOO JACK PLEASE DO NOT

Etharia:

JACK DON'T DO IT

Garf:

FUCKING NO

Wonder:

BY TWO STOCKS

Epicsuperbat:

Jack don’t!

Bubbly:

THATS OUR BOY

Mako:

JACK DON'T TAKE THE DEAL

Garf:

DO NOT DO THIS

"........................................."

Greenshi:

"jack dont. please"

Garf:

NO

Raven:

TAKE THE FROG AND RUN WOLFMAN

Garf:

"JACK DONT"

Epicsuperbat:

DON’T DO IT JACK

"Nelson........"

Aubz:

DISCHORD JACKSON

Raven:

!DONOTDOIT

Mako:

!DONTTAKETHEDEAL

"Do you trust me?"

Greenshi:

"DONT."

Garf:

"NO DO NOT DO IT"

Epicsuperbat:

“DO NOT”

Greenshi:

"YES BUT STAY SAFE"

Bubbly:

"AAA"

Janet:

"i trust you more than i trust her"

Wonder:

"jack... i dunno about this"

Raven:

"WE TRUST YOU BUT NOT HER"

Garf:

"DO NOT TAKE THIS WAGER THIS WAGER IS GARBAGE"

Greenshi:

"DO NOT DO THIS JACKSON"

Raven:

"WE LOVE YOU JACK"

Epicsuperbat:

“I TRUST YOU BUT NOT HER”

Mako:

"I DO BUT THIS IS REALLY SCARY"

Wonder:

"you barely got lucky last time you did this"

"If you trust me, then trust these words."

"Everything is going to be alright"

chirp:

"...I trust your judgement, jack. But shes a cheat and a liar."

Insider2000:

"...Wait... That's not Prism."

Greenshi:

"NONONO"

Epicsuperbat:

“X”

Wonder:

"i know, but. jack...please..."

Insider2000:

"Jack..."

Garf:

"PRISM'S WAGERS ARE FLIMSIER THAN TISSUE PAPER"

Greenshi:

"jack please.."

Etharia:

"Just... be careful."

Insider2000:

"Okay... I trust you, Jack."

Raven:

"ALWAYS REMEMBER WE LOVE YOU"

PRISMATIC JACK has defeated THE RED SHADOW this round!!!

Well that was fun, wasn't it? :)

Just a quick moment, there's a little bit of adjusting to do with my new friend :)

Raven:

Should we go talk to Crimson or Cobalt or Barry or Cosmic while Prism is busy?

Greenshi:

"crimson my beloved! i dont wanna go anywhere but some shits happening and we could use a chat!"

Which bracket do you wish to travel to?

Janet:

"crimson you're way cooler than prism, bracket 2?"

Raven:

"Crimson, honey, handsomest goopy god out there, pls pick up the phone and take us to wherever the heck you are"

Janet:

"2, b, whatever colour that one would be"

Greenshi:

"B!"

Insider2000:

"B"

Epicsuperbat:

🐝

Travelling to Group B

Please wait

Weeeeeeeeee :)

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!! :)

"Guh.........I feel.........so different............thank you.......thank you so much Jack.......if you can hear me.....thank you....."

he can

[17: The Red Shadow vs Cosmic Love]

Also great news everyone :)

:chongoWatch:

chirp:

Hey prism, i know you're listening, so i have a question for you. You claim to be 'self-actualized,' so i assume you'll have an answer for me. What aspect of a person do you think is the most reflective of who a person is? What they say, what they do, or what they believe?

Very clearly their belief. Words can spell lies :) Actions can be manipulated :). Beliefs can be....malleable, there is no question :) But in the end the belief will always remain in their hearts :)

Etharia:

prism here's a note from me to you: Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo, Yankee, Oscar, Uniform, Sierra, Lima, Yankee.

I was here :)

chirp:

TRICK QUESTION, CLOWN. WE ARE SUMS OF ALL OUR PARTS.

Of course we are :) That's why I said what matters the most, like your question said :)

greenshi:

so what do you believe?

How much time or patience do you have? :)

Janet:

is your belief in belief malleable?

I'm certain that it is :) And I'm certain it could be changed at Spectrum's whims :) However I can provide you the information of what I believe in this moment :)

Etharia:

hey prism do you think you are real

I am not delusional :) The fact that I am not real does not escape me :)

As much as I appreciate the moody talk, I think we have a report from the field :)

do you remember, shadow?

COSMIC LOVE has defeated THE RED SHADOW this round!!!

the Nelson image

Epicsuperbat:

“Yellow”

Brush:

"hewwo"

Greenshi:

"hi"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Mako:

"Hello?"

Raven:

"Did we make it?!"

Janet:

"hi who is this, we Cannot See"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

"Hm.....I see you have returned......do you know what happened to Dantoinette and Valentine?"

Wonder:

"uh"

Brush:

"they won so they got banished"

Wonder:

"well..."

Janet:

"they went to a weird prismatic void outside of time and beyond this room"

Greenshi:

"Cobalt! they are in the Chamber."

UnofficiallyJam:

"Yep."

Brush:

"to the Winners Room"

Mako:

"They're waiting to be called on for the last bracket"

Wonder:

"oh right, yeah. they're moving on"

chirp:

"Got yoinked cuz they won."

wait shit this character already knows this

retcon

"Greetings, Nelson...I am sorry to report, but the planning is going.....somewhat poorly"

Bubbly:

"chessmaster?"

Wonder:

"BOY HOWDY IT SURE IS."

Epicsuperbat:

“Damn”

Greenshi:

"oh wait chessmaster! hi"

Greenshi:

"shits bad on our end as well."

Etharia:

"Yeah. Cosmic Love has been added to the board"

Brush:

"jack :("

Janet:

"hi chessmaster! that's understandable, this whole dream world is confusing"

"It's just the simple issue that we do not have much in terms of resources"

Epicsuperbat:

“Everything is fucked”

"Is there new information?"

Greenshi:

"good news: the red shadow as returned!!!!"

Brush:

"yeah prism split y'all up pretty efficiently"

Garf:

"Jack is compromised"

Brush:

"lotta cosmic love backstory"

Greenshi:

"bad new: jack is prism'd."

Janet:

"cosmic love can override prismatic text, the red shadow is unprismed, jack is prismed"

"Jack???"

Natalya:

"Jack."

Mako:

"She got Jack :'("

UnofficiallyJam:

"Jack."

Brush:

"discord jack.............."

Greenshi:

"jack gave himself up."

Raven:

"Yeah: GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY IT'S ALL GONE TO SHIT"

Brush:

"he is no longer with us"

"So what does that mean for you all? Aren't you powered by Jack's energy?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Our Boy!”

Janet:

"we don't know! :)"

Etharia:

"No fucking clue."

Greenshi:

"good question."

Brush:

"oh nah we're just hanging out"

Bubbly:

"i have no clue."

Wonder:

"we are but. well, we don't know what'll happen"

Greenshi:

"next question."

Garf:

"That is pretty unclear atm"

Janet:

"jack seemed to have a plan at the time"

Epicsuperbat:

“I think he’s more accurately powered by us”

Raven:

"He just acts as our connection, but now Nelson is our connection???"

Wonder:

"this isn't even his first gamble with her."

Brush:

"i mean narratively speaking we probably won't get booted out this early in the tournament"

chirp:

"We have learned Cosmic Love can blank out information, and while she's under prism's thumb at the moment she's far more sympathetic to our cause than hers."

"Okay.......I will be completely honest and say that my trust for you all is.........somewhat low"

Natalya:

"fair"

Janet:

"very justified honestly"

Greenshi:

"fair. ow but fair."

Brush:

"understandable"

"Nevertheless, I can work whatever you say into a hypothetical"

Etharia:

"that's fair"

Brush:

"we are very strange"

Natalya:

"and since prisim can hear everything you say while holding us..."

Janet:

"we're a weird hedgehog that prism sees through, and jack is prismed, so"

"I hope you all do not take it personally."

Etharia:

"yeah feel free to drop us whenever you need to"

Greenshi:

"nah your fine."

Epicsuperbat:

“Nah it’s cool”

"As a related note....have you all seen Machiavelli yet?"

Janet:

"is your trust in us too low to pass us to barry after this convo? if so, can we pass a message"

Brush:

"put us back in the wall whenever you please"

Greenshi:

"not yet"

Raven:

"Ok so we know some more stuff about Cosmic Love, Jack sacrificed himself to save the Froggy, and Prism overtook Ryan"

Janet:

"we're still on bracket c"

"Hm......alright"

Garf:

"Okay that's fair but in our defense we REALLY tried to get him to not do it"

chirp:

"Not yet. Machi's farther down the line."

Greenshi:

"im sure he's doing ok, though!"

Raven:

"Also we NEED to talk to Barry"

"You want to speak with Barry? About what?"

Greenshi:

"hes a dad"

Mako:

"Uhhhhhhhhh"

".....congratulations to him, I suppose?"

Raven:

"So much. But mostly about an. Alternate reality."

Janet:

"we found out about another version of him in another dimension having weird reality stuff going on - he met spectrum and was a dad - also, barry is a dreamer, and prism is channeling power through him to prismify geico"

Raven:

"Where he had a kid from a very unhealthy relationship"

"I....is there anyone here who might know what half of these words mean?"

Janet:

"also, he had divorced another version of doctor order in that dimension???"

Raven:

"....basically you have a sister. Dr. Order had a biological daughter. In one world at least."

Etharia:

"Honestly? Komaeda might."

Janet:

"nagito might? barry also learns fast and might understand"

Epicsuperbat:

“Maybe Nagito

Greenshi:

"nagito is. not-igo anymore."

Wonder:

"didn't nagito get dusted?"

Bubbly:

"is nagito even like. okay?"

Janet:

"seriously do not underestimate barry's power"

Greenshi:

"he ded"

Raven:

"Wait didn't he get. Thanos snapped"

Very interesting.....and agh can you all PLEASE stop saying whatever the hell that word is?????"

Etharia:

"Ah yeah sorry."

Bubbly:

"the white haired dude? is he still here?"

Janet:

"oh heck sorry"

Greenshi:

"oh sorry! didnt know it was a set off"

Raven:

"Noted, sorry about that"

"What white haired dude?"

Bubbly:

"ah. ok..."

Janet:

"how many people were in your bracket?"

Raven:

"The sickly teenager, yes"

"There were eight"

Janet:

"what were their names?"

Bubbly:

"and who were they?"

Epicsuperbat:

“How many are there now”

Janet:

"there's probably one you don't recall - they had universal constant stuff going on"

Janet:

"it's possible they dissolved out of existence already, but also possible that process hasn't finished yet - odds favour the former though"

"Still eight"

Janet:

"johannsen might also know some of this stuff, he was chatting with that guy"

Etharia:

"List their names."

"There was myself, Dani and Val who left, Barry, Johannsen, Jack, Heartbreak, and .....I think....oh yes how could I forget, the Grunk"

Bubbly:

"Jack?"

Brush:

"jack?"

Janet:

"… sax jack wasn't here before"

Mako:

"...hol up"

[Sax Jack has replaced Nagito Komaeda in bracket B.]

"Yes, Sax Jack"

Epicsuperbat:

“Jack???”

chirp:

"Sax Jack was not here before."

Greenshi:

"Ok. Ok."

Wonder:

"...sax jack's not supposed to be here i think"

"Yes he was. I remember my battle against him"

Wonder:

"...ah. this is White Woman's doing."

Janet:

"well, maybe sax jack knows some stuff! since there's apparently been some sort of reality shift involving him"

Janet:

"previously it was some white haired universal constant who talked about hope a lot"

".....well.....I'll speak with him"

"You wished to speak with Barry?"

Janet:

"yes"

Etharia:

"Yeah."

Epicsuperbat:

“Yes please “

Janet:

"he's who we came to this bracket to see, though it was nice to talk to you too!"

"Very well."

END NELSON EVENT

Etharia:

before we go on. cosmic are you OK with this

Janet:

we can limit it to the dreamer stuff if you aren't

Janet:

that's still plenty enough to warrant contacting him

i......will not be watching if you choose to discuss my personal details with him....however I highly doubt he will reveal any new information regarding me

so long as you do not mind my absence during it. you are not revealing anything new that you do not already know, and he may do well to know

Janet:

it's more to let him know than to find out about you

Janet:

our only goal is to educate him on his place in this world, except where that would violate your boundaries

Raven:

Is there...anything you want us to tell him?

Etharia:

"alright."

Etharia:

if we ever say too much feel free to intervene tho

Greenshi:

.....is there anything you'd like us to tell him?

......

i know about him, so......i know how something such as this will feel...........

tell him i love him..........and that i wish fate were not as it were.

Greenshi:

We will. Thank you

Janet:

will do <3

Raven:

We will. Thank you, Cosmic.

Insider2000:

Of course.

wtf why am i making things so sad

brb

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!! :)

"Oh boy, some big stuffy guy in a suit.....you seem a little uptight there, pal."

"With all due respect, Mister Field, you are a disgusting, disgusting being."

[18: Cobalt vs Garfield]

note: cobalt is starting at Level 9 this set

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field :)

"I think I liked you better after my brother was done with you"

COBALT has defeated GARFIELD this round!!!

END OF PART 2

Part 3

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"...psst.....hey......quick question....do you have any disguise tips? I think I'm doing an alright job, but you seem to have a lot more experience here"

"Why would I, the great Pit, need to disguise myself?"

[19: Jerry vs Light Pit]

Wonder:

oh jerry, you're incorrigible

"I don't even know what that word means :)"

[originally this wasn't Prism text]

Wonder:

hey wait a second

Bubbly:

wh

Bubbly:

hello?

that was noncanon

wait i have a way to handle this

fixed

holding off on barry chat for just a liiiiiiiiittle bit to give people time to come in

ROUND THREE

the last match was close af

Brush:

almost like it's some sort of mirror match or something

>implying skin theory isnt a thing

Whoo! Wow! :) Speaking like him is kinda exhausting :)

Wonder:

then maybe you should bring him back

Fun idea! But no :)

For all the nice things he seems to think about me, he sure doesn't think I should be in charge :)

Brush:

if you won't give back the mashup man you'll just have to make the mashups yourself. leave this silly dream behind and crack open that audio editing program

Let's see......he has this one in this WIP folder :) Probably sent it to someone for some validation :) I wonder what it's for :)

We have a report from the field :)

"Come to think of it, your disguise isn't even that good. Come one, you've got the yellow paint all over you still!"

LIGHT PIT has defeated JERRY this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!! :)

"Hey Jack, buddy......you seem kinda off....and I heard from someone you've been hangin' with the wrong crowd. Why not have a Sprite and calm down?"

"I have a better idea :) How about you have some Sprite? :) As much as you like :) Until you feel like you've had enough :)"

[20: Prismatic Jack vs Spriteman]

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

that was for me

I keep making her the worst lol

Wow! :)

A three stock :)

You know what would be just....perfect? :)

:)

Prismatic Jack has beaten Spriteman

"Give up, Spriteman! :) You'll never defeat me :)"

"........Jack.........you.....you gotta fight..........maybe :).......but you don't know my secret weapon :)"

Spriteman has become Perfect Spriteman, his Piranha Plant form

Moss:

Hey i have a question

Does prism possesion work like crimson possesion?

Like if someone beats the shit out of jack will he no longer be possesed

Nope :)

Crimson's possession is complete control :)

Mine is simply..............obligation :)

ROUND THREE

Prismatic Jack is at 70% on his last stock - Perfect Spriteman is on his last stock at 110%

We have a report from the field :)

"....ugh..........there we go.....comin' back down.........don't think I'll need to do that again till finals......."

SPRITEMAN has defeated PRISMATIC JACK this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!! :)

"Pshh.....I can prove that you're not me. What's my least favorite day of the week?"

"Bingo, you might think it's Monday, but I've kinda grown fond of it in a rivalry kinda way. Now it's Tuesdays that I can't stand"

[21: Garfield vs Jerry for monday's hand in kismessitude]

the Nelson image

"Y'ello!"

Moss:

"Hi?"

Wonder:

"barry?"

Greenshi:

"hello!"

Bubbly:

"BARRY"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Moss:

"who is this"

Mako:

"Hiya!"

"Hey! Nelson how's it goin?"

Raven:

"BARROLD IS THAT YOU"

Brush:

garfield <3< monday

Wonder:

"hi, it's going badly"

"Yeah it's me, Barry!"

Moss:

"Cool, things are going bad
how is it going for u"

Raven:

"Oh man. We've got. A lot of stuff to tell you, man. Might wanna take a seat."

Janet:

"hi barry!"

Prince:

"sit down take a seat"

"Well.....out of the 8 of us who were here, 2 of them are gone......seems like its cuz they were the winners"

Prince:

"i am rotating you in my brain."

"Uh.....alright?"

"What's up?"

Wonder:

"first off, congratulations on being a dad in another reality"

"........"

Prince:

"grats!"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Prince:

"Hi"

Moss:

"HEY?"

Janet:

"barry?"

"Name"

Mako:

"YEAH SORRY"

Bubbly:

"UH SORRY"

J0rt:

"you good buddy??"

Janet:

"nera"

"Do not lie to me"

Raven:

"Name of the kid or"

Wonder:

"name of the other self or the child?"

"N...."

"Oh my"

Prince:

"? "

"Oh god"

Mako:

"?"

END NELSON EVENT

...

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"you good?"

Moss:

"Hey you ok?"

Raven:

"You okay, buddy?"

"I.........I'm sorry"

Mako:

"You alright?"

Etharia:

“Yeah uh. Sorry about the shock.”

"clears throat"

Janet:

"we felt you had a right to know"

"Did I hear you correctly?"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Mako:

"You did"

"Her name was Nera?"

Moss:

"i belive so"

Bubbly:

"yes"

Mako:

"Yep"

"......."

"That's....."

"That's amazing"

Bubbly:

"yeah?"

Raven:

"Yeah, in an alternate reality you and Dr. Order had a daughter, Nera. But...well..."

"That's.......ooh wow......"

"Oh god"

Wonder:

"but hey! at least you can feel safe in knowing that you and susan are meant to be"

"Hearing that it happened"

"Hearing that.......in another world that......oh my........my god........"

Brush:

"well i mean, just because it happened in another reality doesn't mean it has much bearing in this one"

Raven:

"Take some deep breaths"

"................................."

Etharia:

“Take all the time you need.”

"Nera............"

"............................isn't in my world"

Greenshi:

"shes a great kid. smart, strong, loving."

Brush:

"yeah i figured"

"We were excited for her"

"But......"

Brush:

"i see"

Mako:

"Oh..."

Greenshi:

"oh...im so sorry"

Raven:

"Oh...oh I'm so sorry."

"Hey, it's.......it's okay"

Prince:

"oh."

"Honestly, if anything I'm............."

Janet:

"im sorry - we have a message from her, would you like to hear it?"

"I'm just glad to know that she made it"

".......................yeah...............................yeah......I think...........yeah"

Janet:

"' tell him i love him..........and that i wish fate were not as it were. '"

Greenshi:

"she wanted us to tell you that she loves you. and shes sorry fate was as it was."

END NELSON EVENT

dw this is fucking me up as well

...............

i appreciate you did not tell him everything at this point.......

this is a lot to process...................and it takes a lot of work to process strong emotions such as these.............

We have a report from the field :)

"The wonderful thing about being me......is that there are SO MANY MES!!!!!!!!"

JERRY has defeated GARFIELD this round!!!

Insider2000:

Agent Smith reference

HOLY SHIT I AM OVER THE MOON ABOUT SOMEONE GETTING THAT

Janet:

we still need to give him the other news

Janet:

the dreamer thing

Wonder:

we should also tell cm2k about cosmic love being sorta with us and help plan with her

greenshi:

didnt we tell him that yesterday?

for the sake of moving things along we can say you did

if not in the script we can use morphogenetic fields or some shit idk

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Oh my god....you're Light Pit....she wouldn't stop talking about.....turning you into a cannon? Or something? ....you need to stay safe.....I-I know you can't run really, but for the love of god, stay on guard!!!"

"...what the hell are you talking about? And weren't you purple earlier?"

[22: Light Pit vs the Prismatic Shadow]

Moss:

you think you understand?

wrong.

?v=W8tRDv9fZ_c :)

As a response to moss :)

[Weird Al: Everything You Know Is Wrong]

This is a really fun song though :)

Moss:

should we check up on bing btw?

Prince:

bing :)

Prince:

^ predictable

Greenshi:

sure! we're already out n about

Bubbly:

that might be good

Raven:

Maybe, but Dani wanted the technique to stay secret from Prism

Greenshi:

but should we tell barry about the dreamer thing first?

Brush:

we go to group A and while we were gone he just clipped through some faulty geometry in the corner and no one knows where he went

Raven:

And she's kindaaaaaaa right here

Prince:

bing got isekai'd

Moss:

Yeah but also

we can give him prism info for the plan

Brush:

we get to the final match of the whole tournament and he just falls out of the ceiling

Prince:

chekov's bing

Brush:

absolutely deafening clattering noises like two physics objects coming into contact the wrong way

again for sake of time we can say you told barry about the dreamer thing and he didnt really have anything to add to what you already knew

I know I'm handwaving a lot but there are a LOT of characters and convos can take time lol

Moss:

who else here do we need to talk to?

Wonder:

i think we're done here

Moss:

Heading to A than?

We have a report from the field :)

"Okay, I.....I guess I'll keep my guard up? I don't know who this 'Prism' is, but I'll make sure I don't fall to her!"

LIGHT PIT has defeated THE RED SHADOW this round!!!

Moss:

Alright heading to A?

im trying to confirm with everyone cause i dont wanna be a dick sorry for repeating

Brush:

i'm chill with that

AV:

Yeah

greenshi:

what do we need in a again?

Moss:

Bing

Brush:

check on bing

AV:

Talk to bing

greenshi:

oh yeah thx

Raven:

Yeah, I'm ok with checking on Bing

Prince:

bing <3

TRAVELLING TO GROUP A

PLEASE WAIT

Raven:

Thabk you Crimson dear!

Greenshi:

love ya crimbo

Moss:

Thanks crimson!

Prince:

!givecrimsonahighfive

Brush:

!givecrimsonahighfive

Moss:

!Givecrimsonahighfive

Greenshi:

!givecrimsonahighfive

chirp:

!givecrimsonahighfive

Mako:

!givecrimsonahighfive

J0rt:

!givecrimsonahighfive

Raven:

Wait are these commands still going to Jack

Brush:

jack go give crimson a high five

Greenshi:

!jackgofindcrimsonandhighfivehimplease

Greensi:

!alsosorryabouttheprismthing

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Why hello there, pastrycakes :)! You've seen the tourney results so far. Do you wanna just take a rest and let me take this one? :)"

over your dead body.......yours......not jack's.........

[23: Cosmic Love vs Prismatic Jack]

the Nelson image

Brush:

"hey man what's up"

"Oh hey! You're back!"

Greenshi:

"hiho!"

Moss:

"Hey!"

J0rt:

"h-hewwo?"

Moss:

"bing?"

"It's Jenny, by the way!"

Brush:

"just checking in"

Mako:

"Hiya"

Prince:

"hi jenny!"

Bubbly:

"jenny!"

Greenshi:

"how goes it? things are So Normal!"

Brush:

"HI jenny!"

Moss:

"Hey! hows bing doing?"

Brush:

"how's bing"

Prince:

"i'm so normal"

Greenshi:

"jenny hiiii!"

Wonder:

"is ben shaprio dead?"

"Bing's....kinda out of it"

Greenshi:

"hows the box?"

Prince:

"Has ben shapiro died another death."

"He's been practicing nonstop"

Greenshi:

"uh oh"

Brush:

"did he run into a wall or something"

Bubbly:

"oh god the Technique"

"Nah, just tired"

Mako:

"Good for him"

Greenshi:

"dont say what hes doing we cant hear"

Moss:

"Oh, also dont say to much reminder"

Mako:

"I guess"

Brush:

"do Not tell us what he's up to"

Greenshi:

"but is he like. good?"

"Oh yeah gotcha"

"Yeah he's good. Just tired!"

Greenshi:

"hell yeah"

Brush:

"bing naptime"

Wonder:

"well, breaks are always important"

"So you said things are bad?"

Wonder:

"SHIT'S FUCKED."

Brush:

"jack :("

"That good huh?"

Moss:

"jack has been prism"

Greenshi:

"tell him not to overwork himself. also uuuuhhhhhhhhhh"

"Sax Jack?"

Bubbly:

"yeah. uh. prism got jack"

Wonder:

"discord jack"

Brush:

"the other jack"

Moss:

"Discord jack"

Greenshi:

"discord jack has been"

AV:

“Yeah. Both Jack and Nelson are under Prism’s control. F”

"Oh god thats....thats worse"

Raven:

"Let him know we wanted to check in on him. We got Powerfrog un-Prism'd, but our Jack..."

Moss:

"Prismatic shadow is free tho"

Wonder:

"well, maybe sax jack too. he suddenly appeared in the B Bracket"

Greenshi:

"but the red shadows back! thats cool ig!"

Brush:

"i mean she can't control us. but she does listen."

Raven:

"Yeah, Prism stole Ryan's discord account oops"

"Huh....."

Greenshi:

"hey so having a hard time on our end. who are you?"

"Well, uh....I guess I can update Bing about that. I don't know a lot about the technique myself"

Wonder:

"jenny"

"Anything else he should know?"

Greenshi:

"i meant how. i hate this"

Greenshi:

"/lh"

Moss:

"a plan is maybe bieng made?
were trying"

Wonder:

"you know cosmic love? she's with us now"

Raven:

"Cosmic Love in now working with us!"

Moss:

"So hoorayyyy"

"Honestly? At this rate, trying is all we can hope for"

Greenshi:

"oh yeah cosmics on our side!"

"Oh, cosmic? That's neat!"

Brush:

"shockingly, the spooky dark lady is against the evil light lady"

"Wow! Color me surprised"

Greenshi:

"shes neat yeah <3"

AV:

“We can talk to Cobalt. Is there anything you want him to know/do?”

Wonder:

"well, you can't really color things in darkness /j"

Brush:

"yeah it all just looks grey"

Moss:

"oh yeah, colbalt is the only god we can kinda talk to rn huh?"

Raven:

"Oh, and Prism wants Light Pit for something. Yes, as in the Light Pit who died."

"So no luck reaching the two winners huh"

Brush:

"wants to make our wild speculation canon"

"What wild speculation?"

Brush:

"yeah i don't think we can. though idk we haven't tried directly requesting them"

Moss:

"We habnt been in the winners box so we cant go in there"

Brush:

"light pit is the answer to everything"

Wonder:

"which worries me especially as head of P+ theory"

Greenshi:

"light pit is Everyone."

Wonder:

"and considering how peppermint's in the tourney..."

"......am.......am I Light Pit?"

Brush:

"are you?"

Wonder:

"maybe!"

Greenshi:

"probably."

Bubbly:

"maybe"

Brush:

"look within yourself."

Moss:

"idk are you?"

Raven:

"We had a huuuuge theory about Light Pit being the corpse My Grunk was made from and it snowballed from there"

chirp:

"Who's to say."

"Last I checked I'm not!!!!!!!!!"

Moss:

"Have you seen yourself and light pit in the same room"

Greenshi:

"so she hasnt won. yet."

Wonder:

"what do you think about identity theft?"

"Weren't we in the same tournament???"

Brush:

"she was in the same tournament iirc"

Brush:

"but were they ever in the same room."

"gasp but so was Larry and......oh god....."

Greenshi:

"that never stopped larry from being other people!!!"

Moss:

"aha"

Bubbly:

"you can never be so sure!!"

"Wait, this is stupid"

Brush:

"this is the peril of light pit"

Greenshi:

"o"

Mako:

"o"

Brush:

"we can argue that he's ANYONE because he's in so few episodes"

"Anything else I should tell Bing?"

Wonder:

"that should be everything"

Prince:

"That we love him"

Bubbly:

"we love him"

Greenshi:

"keep up the good work?"

Brush:

"yeah i think we're good"

"Haha! Will do!"

Moss:

"We love him, take a break"

"Peace out, Nelson!"

Greenshi:

"seeya!"

Moss:

"Byr!"

END NELSON EVENT

Wonder:

alright, back to c then

Moss:

back to C

Brush:

do we wanna confirm if we can access winners?

Greenshi:

"crimson you are so pretty take me toc"

TRAVELLING TO GROUP C

REGISTERING BUFFERED REQUEST FOR "WINNERS" ACCESS DENIED

PLEASE WAIT

We have a report from the field :)

no has defeated you dont get this prism..... this round!!!

You..........:)

I thought that you were going to help me here :)

if i recall has defeated that was never agreed upon this round!!!

.......... :)

Who wants a cutscene? :)

[9 :tomato: reactions]

It's a reeeeaaaaaaally good one :)

do it has defeated you would not hold such bluster if you did not hold the blackmail of my own trauma against me this round!!!

.............................................................................. :)

oh? has defeated is something wrong, prism? this round!!!

This round has ended in a tie!!! :)

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I hope you experience what your mother did to you every day for the rest of your sorry eternity :)" showing that you have devolved into an emotional frenzy only shows how pathetic you have become, prism

"....spriteman you don't know my.......wait.....right....prism.....what is happening?"

[24: Spriteman vs Cobalt]

We have a report from the field :)

"Cobalt, I don't know why I said any of that, that- that was really weird! Whoo! I need a cold one"

SPRITEMAN has defeated COBALT this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hmm.....you know, come to think of it, I've heard this Sierra Mist stuff is pretty swell!"

"THATS IT! YOU CROSSED THE LINE!"

[25: Jerry vs Spriteman]

the Nelson image

"Nelson!"

Brush:

"hi!"

Greenshi:

"hi!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yo!”

Aubz:

“Hi who’s this?”

"That's you right? You're Nelson?"

Bubbly:

"Hello!"

Mako:

"Hiya"

Janet:

"hi!"

Natalya:

"that's us!"

Raven:

"We're back!"

Aubz:

“Yeah!!”

Brush:

"yep!"

Mako:

"Indeedy"

Janet:

"who's this?"

Greenshi:

"whos this?"

Moss:

"hey"

"Sweet my memory is really hazy from our first encounter!"

Mako:

"whomst've"

Greenshi:

"SHADOW!"

Bubbly:

"FROG"

"Yeah!"

Brush:

"FROG"

Aubz:

“SHADOW!!!!!!! HI!!!”

Epicsuperbat:

“YOOOO FROGGGG”

Brush:

"FREED FROG"

Janet:

"frooooog"

Greenshi:

"MY BOY IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU ARE YOU OK"

chirp:

"Heya shadow!"

Natalya:

"FROG"

Wonder:

"heya, shadow"

Mako:

"!! SHADOW!!!"

Aubz:

“How are you doing??”

Raven:

"We're so happy you're okay!!"

Mako:

"you doin alright?"

"How I'm doing is......a loaded question."

Greenshi:

"fair! fair"

Wonder:

"god, mood"

"Obviously there's a LOT"

chirp:

"Fair"

Natalya:

"fair"

Brush:

"understandable!"

Brush:

"there is so much"

Epicsuperbat:

“Mood”

Janet:

"🐸"

Greenshi:

"how much do you remember? are you feeling stable?"

Aubz:

“Yeah… It’s so great to see you back though!!!”

Greenshi:

"i love you sm"

Greenshi:

"frog <3"

"It's all kind of a blur, but I remember the broad strokes, and ooh boy...."

"That's.....oof"

Greenshi:

"yeah"

Mako:

"yea"

Bubbly:

"yeah..."

Aubz:

“Yeah…”

Greenshi:

"shits rough"

Natalya:

"Yeah"

"But I'm getting off topic!"

Epicsuperbat:

“What’s important is that we love you and you are ok!”

Greenshi:

"whats up?"

"Okay so that jack guy!!!"

Wonder:

"we know..."

Moss:

"yes?"

"He sent me a weird brain message thingy!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Jack :(“

Greenshi:

"our friend ;-;"

"Before he got prism'd!"

Greenshi:

"oh??"

Raven:

"OH?!"

Moss:

"what did he say"

Aubz:

“Oh?”

Mako:

"Hm?"

Brush:

"damn. telepathy"

We have a report from the field! :)

"Say the name of a single Pepsi product again and you're DONE FOR"

SPRITEMAN has defeated JERRY this round!!!

Epicsuperbat:

“TODDDD”

Epicsuperbat:

“Todd our beloved”

Wonder:

"anyways, about that brain message"

Greenshi:

"frog todd is winning"

Greenshi:

"yeah what'd jack say?"

Raven:

"Btw do you prefer Powerfrog or Red Shadow or something else"

Greenshi:

"yeah opions on powerfrog and is he you and also crimson???? is that anything?"

"Powerfrog??? We can't be talking about him right now I'm tryin to remember!!!"

Moss:

"fair"

Brush:

"fair fair"

"Okay so uhhhh"

Raven:

"Ah ok, noted!"

"I'm seeing it's like a.....like a zipped up thing but different????"

"GOD I wish this wasn't so hard to remember!"

Raven:

"Like a zip file?"

Greenshi:

".....a .zip file?"

Brush:

"sent a .zip"

"Kinda like that but....different!!"

Moss:

"Prism cant open files as we know"

Greenshi:

"ok ok. anything else you remember?"

Moss:

"we dont know but i assume"

Raven:

"I can't believe Jack broke Discord's ban on sharing pirated content /s"

"The start of it is like that kinda file thing but its not zip ya know????"

Brush:

".rar?"

"Ah! Izzat a lion?"

Greenshi:

"wh"

Mako:

"nya :3"

Greenshi:

"garfeild?"

Wonder:

"no, one of us is just a scene kid /j"

Brush:

"rawr :3c"

"Oh, it's r-a-r"

"No not that!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Aww”

Greenshi:

"omg"

"But it feels like it's close"

Janet:

"t.a.r?"

Greenshi:

"rawr XD omgzzz a froggiez OwO"

Wonder:

"so like...a 7zip?"

"Like a what?"

Raven:

"I am so bad at computer stuff haha"

Wonder:

"7zip. it's like a .zip file but it uses a different program"

Moss:

"Me to, imma sit in the corner and waych"

"Wait I think it's almost there what kinda extension does that use?"

Brush:

"discord jack really does just look you in the eye and start uploading files"

Wonder:

".7z"

"7z!!!!!!!"

"THATS THE START!!!!"

Bubbly:

"no that was Mac /j"

Insider2000:

"Okay, so you saw... a 7z file?"

Brush:

"or was it a message that started with 7z"

Wonder:

"oh, i see now"

Greenshi:

"alright. anything else?"

"Yeah its a message!!!"

"Starts with that!!!"

Wonder:

"so what'd you find in this '7z' file?"

"Okay, the next two is two big ones!!!!"

Wonder:

"so an 11? /j"

Insider2000:

"OO?"

"35.4937 118.8597"

Raven:

"Big ones...like the numbers, or an uppercase i--Oh!

Insider2000:

"Coordinates?"

"HOW THE HELL CAN I REMEMBER THESE COMPLEX NUMBERS BUT NOT A SIMPLE CODE???"

Bubbly:

"so CA?"

Mako:

"CA?"

Brush:

"damn that's jack's social security number"

Greenshi:

"brain work funny"

Epicsuperbat:

“Mood”

"No, not quite! It's, like, more specific!!!!"

Wonder:

"BC?"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So, you've been busy, haven't you? Got a new friend there?"

"Thanks :) I traded a frog for it :)"

[26: Prismatic Jack vs Cobalt]

"Noooooo not BC...."

Wonder:

"uhh... the map is giving me china for some reason..."

Insider2000:

"Yeah, I got China too."

Brush:

"this had better not lead to a rickroll"

also I just realized that this hint is not a very good one because after double checking, the letters to use are NOT obvious at all

Raven:

".....is. is it IP. Because it's an IP address. "

Greenshi:

"i found a website/file call RCSB?"

Soooooo

Wonder:

"AA?"

"Wait a minute, I'm gettin a new one!!"

Prince:

"Like my shows"

Janet:

"it's not an ip address though?? it's coordinates! ip addresses look different"

Greenshi:

"new clue!"

Raven:

"Oh shit, remix"

Brush:

"he is just hitting the Hint button"

Moss:

"Ncct 4 puzzle game mode"

"It's like....electric or something..........and I'm getting THOUSANDS of em!"

Janet:

"hedgehog"

Prince:

"Email..."

Mako:

"Using one of your hint coins"

Raven:

"Watts?"

Moss:

"Watz?"

Wonder:

"HERTZ"

Mako:

"Hz"

"Not QUITE Watts or Hertz"

Brush:

"electrocuting him"

Janet:

"coulombs"

Epicsuperbat:

“Volts?”

[Ryan reacts with ⚡]

Natalya:

"Uhhh kilo herts or something"

[Ryan reacts with ⚡]

Insider2000:

"Ohms?"

Natalya:

"KV?"

"THATS IT!!!! KV!!!!"

Greenshi:

"KV!!"

Brush:

"kevin"

Insider2000:

"7zKV?"

Raven:

"7zKV"

Greenshi:

"ok so 7zKV"

Greenshi:

"whats next?"

"Okay okay next I got......"

"Three"

"all big ones"

Brush:

"three"

Epicsuperbat:

“3”

Raven:

"3"

Brush:

"haha! ha! 3!"

"I'm seein....."

"Izzat.........Scooby Doo?"

Insider2000:

"Three capital letters."

"Oh!!!!"

Greenshi:

"scoobert"

Mako:

"Sdd"

Brush:

"damb. scooby"

Wonder:

"SDD?"

Insider2000:

"LGB?"

Moss:

"Ruh roh"

Raven:

"SCOOBY DOOBY DOO"

Epicsuperbat:

“Scooby Doo? My boy????”

"Oh THATS not Scooby Doo, there's a LOT more death"

J0rt:

"LGBTQ. where are you"

Brush:

"ruh roh"

J0rt:

"ah"

Wonder:

"...riverdale?"

"And weird heart stuff"

Wonder:

"supernatural?"

Brush:

"kingdom'd hearts??"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey people die in Scooby Doo”

Raven:

"Scooby Doo Zombie Island?"

Greenshi:

"mystry skulls?"

Mako:

"P4G"

Insider2000:

"Oh yeah! Mystery Skull!"

Moss:

"Scoony doo monster unleashed?"

Greenshi:

"or. wtf is it called"

AV:

“MSA”

Janet:

"rugrats?"

Brush:

"oh mystery skulls!"

"MSA!!! RIGHT THATS IT!!!!!!!"

Greenshi:

"7zKVMSA"

"Man y'all are good at this!!!!"

"Okay one more!!!!"

"Um"

Wonder:

"man, i really have been living under a rock..."

Brush:

"funny animated show"

Greenshi:

"d'aww thx"

"ooooooooo it's tough......."

Epicsuperbat:

“Only because you give good clues”

"I'm seeing a name..........."

Raven:

"Hee hee we got a compliment"

"A name and a command......"

"A VERY VERY VERY urgent command!"

Moss:

"!givejackakiss?"

"Kr....."

Brush:

"!givejackakiss"

"Chris?"

Epicsuperbat:

“!givedanakiss”

"I think it's Chris?"

Brush:

"kris?"

Raven:

"IS THAT A WEED?"

"Get a Banana????"

Greenshi:

"kris ACT?"

Prince:

"Chris McLean?"

Greenshi:

"DR?"

Moss:

"CHRIS GET THE BANANA"

Brush:

"queen?"

Prince:

"Potassium..."

Insider2000:

"Potassium?"

Bubbly:

"K"

Mako:

"Potassium"

"THATS IT K!""

Raven:

"POTASSIUM! IT'S K!"

J0rt:

"K"

Wonder:

"big or small?"

Greenshi:

"K!"

Insider2000:

"OH!"

Raven:

"LIKE THE FUNNY ZERO ESCAPE ROBOT"

Mako:

"Blanaba"

Brush:

"alright! potassium!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh K”

Brush:

"now let's never speak of this"

"Agreed! Love y'all!"

Raven:

"Thank you Shadow!!"

Mako:

"Love you too! /platonic"

"Alright I'm gonna go lie down! This whole puzzle deal is exhausting!"

Greenshi:

"shadow what'd you send us?"

Greenshi:

"k byee"

"I have.......no idea"

"But Imma go lie down!"

END NELSON EVENT

https://pastebin.com/7zKVMSAK:

_

whatever you do, do not put this in the channel

i am aware that i have done wrong in helping her

we can fix this

https://discord.gg/MpakqpaQfM

[That link will take you to an archive of the server, not the server itself!

Visit it, then return here with the link at the end.

And don't worry, your position in this page has been saved!]

[Welcome back]

Brush:

[arrives]

J0rt:

[arrives]

Hey guys

"Hello"

Brush:

hey man what's up

Insider2000:

[arrives]

Greenshi:

[arrives]

The Daylights:

[arrive]

Just kinda coping with the whole deal with Prism taking over

Can't change my damn PFP but whatever

According to Cosmic we should be fine here

Raven:

[arrives]

Bubbly:

[arrives]

Moss:

[arrives]

evening:

[arrives]

Janet:

[arrives]

Wonder:

[arrives]

Prince:

[arrives]

Mako:

[arrives]

"And here they come"

Moss:

hey

Mako:

Nice

it is nice to see them

Brendle:

[arrives]

Mako:

1 Thing: We're in The Void

Brendle:

PARDON???

Moss:

Neat

Insider2000:

Not my first trip in the void, but it wasn't this void.

Epicsuperbat:

[arrives]

Prince:

Nice!! I love the Void

J0rt:

hewwo gamers

Wonder:

OH THERE'S TEXT BEFORE ALL THIS

Moss:

So much text

Prince:

hi jort my friend jort

oh yeah that don't mind that it's just

stuff

We have a report from the field :)

I'm not sure if you remember but there's a tournament going on outside of your little treasure hunt :)

"I have nothing left to say to you"

COBALT has defeated PRISMATIC JACK this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!! :)

"PLEASE don't tell me you want some kind of puzzle...."

"Are you kiddin? All I want is a nap"

[27: The Red Shadow vs Garfield]

UnofficiallyJam:

[arrives]

UnofficiallyJam:

Oh hey everyone.

AV:

[arrives]

Brush:

just a few older conversations

Prince:

ye

Yeah just chats from when I first got here yesterday

Had to talk with Cosmic about some stuff

And then Jack too

"Yes, it was....something"

Bubbly:

“Jack!!!”

Brush:

jack momence :D

"Yes, hello. Good to be talking with you all once again"

"Granted this is a very.....different way of doing so"

Brendle:

well this is. Incredibly Rad

Raven:

Jack we were so scared for you!!!

Wonder:

jack if i could i would shake you by your scarf

Brendle:

i am studying this sick lil storyline like a bug

Brush:

far more balanced imo. on the same level more or less

Wonder:

YOU HAD US WORRIED SICK, YOU ASSHOLE (affectionate)

Brendle:

this is probably gonna be a bitch to transcribe tho

Brush:

oh i am screaming

Insider2000:

Gotta say: Prism running Chongo Discord has not been fun.

"Yeah, Cosmic reached out and gave me a sort of gameplan.....I admit, I'm still somewhat hesitant having....well....."

Yeah yeah I got it Jack

this is no time for discord among us

Incredible how poorly you chose those words

Brush:

amoggnus

Moss:

among us

Prince:

amog

Moss:

sus

J0rt:

we are literally in discord

Brendle:

you all are incredibly disappointing

Epicsuperbat:

Sus

Raven:

DOUBLE PUN

Brush:

discord amongus

J0rt:

discord amongus

Brendle:

isn't it spelt dischord

Moss:

Howling at the moon

Brendle:

or am i Stupid

Greenshi:

gang

Brush:

you may not know much

Wonder:

it was always discord

Greenshi:

i am so so tired /pos

Prince:

we are rapidly approaching

Etharia:

[arrives]

Brendle:

i am so sorry homie

Greenshi:

do not be sorry. this is fine. just taking it in lmao

Brush:

y'all really know how to make life difficult for us archivists (affectionate)

Greenshi:

hey archivists? look at me?

Greenshi:

bitch,
😢 2

Greenshi:

/pos

Brendle:

i was supposed to be doing my fanfuffle today, jesus h christ

The Daylights:

(Hey Ryan if you are going to be using this a lot can you throw pluralkit in here [if it's not too much])

Oh yeah, I don't expect us to be on this server for too long.

The Daylights:

Alright, no problem then

Especially if everything lines up juuuuuust right

The Daylights:

~ooh you have no idea who's talking oooh~ 👻

"Do you not know if it will or not?"

Suspense, Jack.....suspense.....

the Nelson image

Moss:

"what"

Moss:

"who"

Moss:

"hello"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yo”

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Natalya:

"Hey!?"

Prince:

"hiiiiiii beastie"

Greenshi:

"hi!!"

Wonder:

"...who's this?"

"Update on Prism. What the hell is going on with her?"

"Cobalt"

Brush:

"having a tantrum"

J0rt:

"good fucking question"

Greenshi:

"hi son we're proud of you"

Wonder:

"uhh... we can't say"

Moss:

"1. im proud of you son

2. dshes mad"

Greenshi:

"also shes losing it"

Raven:

"Oh man, so much"

Wonder:

"she's pissed as hell but"

"What has her so angry?"

Natalya:

"sooooo..."

Wonder:

"we kinda need to keep a secret on our end"

Moss:

"people fighting back is making her mad"

"Is there anything that you can tell me that does NOT jeopardize your secret?"

Wonder:

"uhh... trust us?"

Greenshi:

"....we might not be so talkitive in the future. is all ill say"

Raven:

"...you know how to use pastebin?"

"....I don't know what that is"

Epicsuperbat:

“We love you and are so proud of you”

Janet:

"talk to the red shadow about it"

Brush:

"finally. we have forbidden knowledge of our own"

Greenshi:

"ask shadow. he told us"

Moss:

"Do you have any ways of sending messages colbalt?"

Moss:

"thaf is not direct but through more script ig"

"I suppose I'll have to ask him"

Raven:

"Ok in that case talk to le froggy, Bing's having a workout montage, and Barry is. Crying."

".....Bing?"

Moss:

"dont worry about it"

Wonder:

"yes, the dude with the shirt and the big tits"

Raven:

"Dani trained him, dw"

"I mean this in the kindest way possible, but are you certain we are talking about the same Bing?"

Wonder:

"yes"

J0rt:

"don't worry about it"

Prince:

"yes"

Moss:

"Yes"

Brush:

"i mean probably"

Bubbly:

"hey, dani trusts him, so i trust him"

Brush:

"how many bings do you know"

Epicsuperbat:

“He’s got tits, he’ll be fine”

Raven:

"Use the power of the shirt you gave him to balance him or someyhing idk"

Moss:

"colbalt your just really strong so like

i dont think you have a good measurement on how weak or steong people are"

Moss:

"bing is very strong"

Janet:

"dani used the chance she got when she temporarily broke free to make us contact bing, she's clearly very confident in him"

Moss:

"so hows your dream going so far"

Raven:

"Oh and please protect Light Pit from Prism, she knows we like him"

Brush:

"she's either trying to spite us or endear us but either way it involves messing with our boy"

"It's going.......wait...."

We have a report from the field :)

ryan

why can i not return?

what?

do not play games with me why can i not return to the tournament?

Just relax Cosmic

why should i relax?

Wonder:

"okay so slight problem."

"Frog legs were always a little too fancy for me, but, eh.....take what you can get...."

GARFIELD has defeated THE RED SHADOW this round!!!

"Have...."

"You all seen Cosmic Love anywhere?"

Natalya:

"ah so uh. Cobalt. uh. Cosmic is uh. "stuck""

Wonder:

"YEAH, SO THAT'S WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT. HELP."

Greenshi:

"well. yes and no but."

Mako:

"One thing: She's in the void"

Brush:

":("

Raven:

"MAYDAY MAYDAY SPACE LADY IS STUCK IN THE VOID"

Janet:

"we aren't allowed to give details, buut also she's got metanarratively stuck in another plane of reality"

Mako:

"Two things: She's in the Void"

Greenshi:

"she forgot her keys shes locked out :("

Brush:

"lost in the sause"

"This....might be an issue"

Raven:

"Stall for time!"

"Why would it be an issue, Cobalt? :)"

Brush:

"go challenge prism to a fistfight"

Moss:

"Oi colbalt you have powers!

cause a distraction, start breaking shit OR SOMETHING"

Raven:

"We can't let Prism--Oh"

Brush:

"hey prism! die."

Moss:

"Start Attacking prism or attempt breaking reality or smth"

Brush:

"not for any reason we just don't like you"

Bubbly:

"STAY AWAY FROM THE ANGEL"

"You son of a bitch.....was this your plan??"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!! :)

".......uh........h....hey.......where's my opponent?"

[28: Cosmic Love vs Light Pit]

"Ryan, you need to act fast, Cosmic was supposed to fight Light Pit"

"Now he's alone in the stadium"

You think I don't know that Jack???

Brush:

">:T"

Raven:

"Shit and also fuck"

Mako:

"Well this is Not Ideal"

Raven:

"PROTECT THE BABY"

Greenshi:

"GO SAVE LIGHT PIT.NOW."

Brush:

"bro cosmic sucks at fighting. he could've won that fair and square"

Natalya:

"LIGHT PIT"

Insider2000:

"I mean, what's the worst that happens? Light Pit dies? Again?" /j

Moss:

"Colbalt, protect this child with your life

or stop this round somehow"

"Hold on a moment, let me......."

Epicsuperbat:

“PROTECT THE CHILD”

Raven:

"YEET US, GO SAVE HIM"

Janet:

"if it helps, you can throw us at someone as a weapon"

Brush:

"throw us SOSOSO hard at the wall that we clip into the stadium"

"I don't know if I can save him, but I can.....try throwing you?"

Greenshi:

"DO IT"

Bubbly:

"THROW US"

Mako:

"YES"

"Are you certain about this?"

Brush:

"YEET"

Greenshi:

"HE'LL CATCH US"

Mako:

"YEET US"

Prince:

"YEET!"

Wonder:

"i mean, we survived"

Raven:

"WE ARE THE CAR BATTERY NOW"

Epicsuperbat:

“YEET”

Wonder:

"we'll be fine"

Brush:

"if it doesn't work it'll still be funny"

Mako:

"LET US BE JOSTLED AND YOSTLED"

Insider2000:

"Throw us like a fortune telling ball at a furnace switch!"

Aegis:

"Go go gadget throw rock"

Janet:

"last time we got stuck in a wall it wasn't a problem"

Should be coming soon

"What the hell are you waiting for???"

He's got it dont worry

"WHO???"

HYA!!!!!!

NELSON WALL EVENT

VIDEO CAMERA ACTIVATED

"Well well well :)"

"Looks like someone's all alone in the stadium :)"

"You.........are.......are you Prism?"

"Awwwwwwwwwww, we've been introduced :)"

"I know allllll about you Light Pit :)"

"Stay back!"

"Oh, but Light Pit :) I just want to make sure that your story doesn't end just as soon as it begins :)"

"I........I don't know what that means....."

"Well....you don't seem cooperative :)"

"Maybe some convincing is in order :)"

"I.......I'm not afraid of you!!!!!!!!"

"Oh :)"

"Well this is a little.....after your time......"

"But......:)"

RYAN!

A green-and-yellow vortex

"What?????"

THERE he is!

"WHATS UP FUCKERS! GUESS WHO FIGURED OUT THE TECHNIQUE????"

"Bing????"

"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!!!!! EVERYONE GET IN!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!"

"Okay!"

I dont need to I'm not in this reality

J0rt:

OK?

Moss:

ALRIGHT

Raven:

YEET

J0rt:

I AM GETTING IN

Prince:

YEETT

Mako:

GET IN THE CAR

Bubbly:

LET'S GOOOO

Janet:

im doing it! in i go!

Brendle:

K

The Daylights:

Uh?? Okay????

Wonder:

HOW DO I GET IN I'M TEXT

Prince:

INTO THE WILD RIDE WE GO!

Greenshi:

weeeeee

you all dont need to just jack and i

"Believe me Light Pit :)"

"You should be very......:)"

".........................................."

"..............huh? :)"

A green-and-yellow vortex

"WHATS UP GIRL I THOUGHT WAS CUTE???? I CHANGED MY MIND!!!!!!!!"

i told you you would pay

...........................................well that didn't work now did it? :)

Yeah yeah now piss off

Let me fix this back up

Swear to god forgot how to change my damn name back on here on desktop lemme

Ok theres that

hold up lemme find the waltz pic I had before

ALRIGHT there we go!!!

All back to normal!

[chat compliments Ryan's execution of this session profusely]

Oh yeah, that was fun. Tbf a lot of it had to go through rewrites because a lot of it was very much introspection and stuff and while I'd love to bare my soul, thats what therapy's for lol

Anyway we can count that as a win for Light Pit?

Which means

Spriteman and Cobalt move on!!

Group D

Iggy Koopa

Peppermint

Brunette Roxas

Miles Edgeworth

Hoedown

Larry

Professor Iris

Juniper Uppercut

Larry

Professor Iris

Juniper Uppercut

Iggy Koopa

Miles Edgeworth

Hoedown

Peppermint

Brunette Roxas

Professor Iris

Miles Edgeworth

Hoedown

Peppermint

Iggy Koopa

Brunette Roxas

Juniper Uppercut

Larry

Brunette Roxas

Hoedown

Miles Edgeworth

Juniper Uppercut

Peppermint

Professor Iris

Larry

Iggy Koopa

Larry

Miles Edgeworth

Professor Iris

Brunette Roxas

Juniper Uppercut

Peppermint

Iggy Koopa

Hoedown

Brunette Roxas

Juniper Uppercut

Peppermint

Larry

Miles Edgeworth

Iggy Koopa

Hoedown

Professor Iris

Juniper Uppercut

Hoedown

Iggy Koopa

Professor Iris

Larry

Brunette Roxas

Miles Edgeworth

Peppermint

Part 1

BEGIN CUTSCENE

His eyes sprang open as he looked around. Larry the shapeshifter was immediately met with confusion and stimulus. Everything around him was a kaleidoscope of hues. A labyrinth of prismatic light. He felt like....smiling....

Wait, what was that.......? Was that...........a blot of darkness in the color?

wT1hAgMa

And with that, the annoying little dot subsided. How strange :)

https://pastebin.com/wT1hAgMa:

"Hey, kid!" came a shout from behind him.

He turned his head quickly to see one of the hues stand out. A strong red hue. It spoke to him. "Yeah, looks like she's got a hold of you. Sorry bout that, kid."

Larry cocks his head, confused, as a smile creeps across his face. "Who....are you?"

"Aw crap, it's starting. You never saw me, got it?"

And with that, the nasty, nasty color imbalance was sated.

Wonder:

thanks cosmic

Prince:

thank you cosmic

Greenshi:

love ya cosmic!

Janet:

thank you cosmic!

no worries... I have spoken with the shadow

although be warned......anything said here is not free from prying eyes

im sure there is somewhere safe from her eyes...........

[void discord: https://discord.gg/MpakqpaQfM]

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Much to my incredible chagrin, I found your AO3 page........but I'm curious. There's, like, ONE fic that actually has me in it? I'm LITERALLY the head of the tournament!!!"

"Sorry, you're just not that interesting!"

[1: Iggy Koopa vs Peppermint]

AV:

wait whats peppermints ao3 tho. the people have to know

Wonder:

P3ppermint, probably

Epicsuperbat:

CrimsonsWife

Brush:

XXXbloodyrists666XXX

Insider2000:

CrimsonsChosenOne

Insider2000:

InfiniteBoyfriends

Mako:

Imagine

Insider2000:

Maybe more

Brush:

Imagine

Epicsuperbat:

dragons

Prince:

dragons

Mako:

Hey it's me Hiccup

Mako:

Now imagine

Mako:

Dragons

Greenshi:

im breathing in........the chemicals....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poq8WRHS-n0

[Robert Pattenson: Radioactive but he breathed too many chemicals]

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"Well great news for you! Judging by how that went, it looks like a tragedy fic might be in your future!"

PEPPERMINT has defeated IGGY KOOPA this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Whoa! So you work in criminal justice? Do you know Judy Hopps and Nick Wilde? I've been meaning to meet them myself!"

"....I believe you have a grim misunderstanding in how the criminal justice system operates"

[2: Brunette Roxas vs Miles Edgeworth]

also funny kh boss battle joke

the character reps are Sora and Sephiroth, characters from Kingdom Hearts the Nelson image

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Greenshi:

"Nice"

Bubbly:

"oh?"

J0rt:

"hiiiii hewwo"

Brush:

"who picks us up this time"

"....Nelson?"

Epicsuperbat:

“nice”

Brush:

"yeap!"

Greenshi:

"Yea?"

Wonder:

"that's us"

Insider2000:

“Hello?”

Bubbly:

"hi hello??"

J0rt:

"who are we squeaking to"

Mako:

"Indeedy!"

Wonder:

"...this iggy?"

Raven:

"Hello there, voice we can't identify!"

"Oh yeah you cant see me huh"

Greenshi:

"Larrold?"

J0rt:

"and by squeaking i mean speaking"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint won! Yay! I love her!”

Mako:

"Cheesed to meet you!"

Aubz:

"Hi!

"Iggy"

Brush:

"iggy!"

Bubbly:

"IGGY!!!!"

Aubz:

"Hi iggy!"

Greenshi:

"Iggy!!"

Wonder:

"aha! another mystery solved..."

Etharia:

“Oh hi iggy!”

J0rt:

"happy almost friday!"

Bubbly:

"its almost firday.."

Raven:

"Iggy! Hey!"

Mako:

"Hiya Ig!"

Janet:

"hi iggy!!"

Insider2000:

“Hiya Iggy!”

"Yeah, I'm aware that Peppermint won"

Brush:

"not at your strongest huh"

"So if you're in here, that must mean we're dreamin', huh?"

Brush:

"sure are!"

Mako:

"Yep"

Brush:

"and what a dream it's been"

Mako:

"Dreams! A whole 4 of them!"

Wonder:

"yeah, this one's in branches like the grand kerfuffle"

Raven:

"Yep, unfortunately this is Dream Tournament Number 4"

"Gonna take a guess and say Prism"

Mako:

"Yep"

Wonder:

"mmhmm"

Raven:

"Bingo bongo"

Brush:

"wow! a genius!"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, something really funny happened to her at the end of the last branch"

"Yeah, might as well apply for Mensa off a deduction like that"

Prince:

"IGGY MY FRIEND IGGY"

Brush:

"light pit sweeped and i refuse to accept any other information"

Etharia:

“Not ‘TOJ giving her a black eye’ funny but funny nonetheless”

Janet:

"prism even took over ryan's role here for a bit D: that's over now though"

Prince:

"how are you doing tonight my friend iggy koopa"

Wonder:

"well light pit had help from bing's hole"

Raven:

"So uh I take it you've noticed the bracket for this one"

Epicsuperbat:

“Prism is very powerful “

"I'm doin. I actually haven't noticed. We just kinda got put here"

Brush:

"bing's hole had a lot of people in it but that does not include light pit"

"Bing's what"

Wonder:

"don't worry about it"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

ROUND THREE

Aubz:

"Yeah bing made a black hole!"

Brush:

"hole things"

Aubz:

"Or. A hole"

Etharia:

“It’s 8 round robins with the winners of each moving on to a tournament.”

"Wait, a hole like The Nique?"

Brush:

"bing did a funny technique and we just love to say things about it"

Wonder:

"the what"

"The Nique"

Janet:

"this tournament is 8 stages of round robin, with no communication meant to happen between them - we've already broken that though, crimson gave us magical teleportation powers"

Raven:

"Bing learned how Dani travels from dimension to dimension"

AV:

“Wait yeah i think so its that”

"Yeah thats the Nique"

Greenshi:

"Nique?"

Etharia:

“Speaking of which j0hn is in the next bracket alongside ‘prismatic Larry’ so yeah that’s a thing”

Wonder:

"OH TECHNIQUE"

Mako:

"he busted it down sexual style"

Raven:

"It involves Aethercide"

Epicsuperbat:

“Why are you calling it that?”

Brush:

"oh like short for technique"

Greenshi:

"wait oh. 'nique"

"That's what it's called, isn't it?"

Brush:

"i dunno they just called it The Technique!"

AV:

“So does Dani use that regularly?”

Janet:

"dani did say 'use… technique', this tracks"

"Nah, she's never used it. But I've seen her try quite a few times"

Etharia:

“Oh yeah and Dani and Jack also got possessed by prism. So that’s a thing”

"You're telling me BING got it?"

Brush:

"damn bing went off"

Wonder:

"bing did it"

Etharia:

“Yep.”

Greenshi:

"yeah!"

Brush:

"must've required a chromicide"

Raven:

"Yeah Dani told him to use it because she uh...well, she got...compromised"

AV:

Dani trying so hard to open portals with her mind

Mako:

"He was goated with the sauce"

Aubz:

"Bing did it!"

"Hah! Guess Doctor Order was onto something when she cloned him, huh?"

Aubz:

"We're proud of that quirked up boy"

Brush:

"so dani just opens portals using other methods :3c"

Raven:

"Prism's been prisming people"

Wonder:

"like her uncle's katana. or a fucked up coat."

Brush:

"SUCH a fucked up coat"

"Dani takes the bus last I heard"

Epicsuperbat:

“Dr order actually got something right”

Brush:

"she opens portals sometimes tho!!!!!!!!"

Greenshi:

"public transport queen"

Brush:

"we SAW it and it was canon and everything"

Etharia:

“Also iggy not to ask the question yet again but. PLEASE let us know if you see peppermint sneeze”

Raven:

"God bless public transportation"

Brush:

"well. 'saw'"

Wonder:

"...actually hang on a sec"

Janet:

"does the bus just do that for people?"

Janet:

"make portals from the exit to their destination?"

Wonder:

"hey iggy? is there something up with larry?"

Brush:

"larry's normal here according to the bracket"

Brush:

"but who knows"

"Larry? Oh yeah he's here. He seems pretty normal. Except for the thing with not being possessed"

Janet:

"also yeah definitely check on larry, we had a disconcerting cutscene, though maybe that was the other larry in a different round"

Raven:

"Oh yeah btw watch your back Larry's been Prism'd but only one Larry. There are Multiple."

Etharia:

“We’re pretty sure the possessed Larry is Home.”

Insider2000:

“And the being Larry thing.”

"Oh god, I gotta deal with multiple Larry's again?"

Prince:

"iris is here too and that's neat i think"

Brush:

"there's only one here!"

Janet:

"not you personally, probably! other larry's elsewhere"

Etharia:

“There’s only one in this bracket luckily.”

Brush:

"YOU don't have to deal with multiple larries. we might."

Janet:

"the different rounds are functionally different dimensions, and they're pretty locked down aside from bing"

Janet:

"and us"

Mako:

"If we need to we can teleport to you once we get to that group"

Brush:

"bing can do what he wants now <3"

Janet:

"he is Unstoppable"

Raven:

"Oh and uh Dani and Discord Jack got Prism'd too. For Jack it was to free Red Shadow."

Etharia:

“A future bracket has the possessed one and j0hn because Prism likes watching us suffer”

Mako:

"But you probably won't encounter him"

Janet:

"jack's free now though"

Epicsuperbat:

“No offence but you aren’t gonna have to interact with other Larry”

Janet:

"i think"

"Alright, well thanks for the 411. I'd pass you off to Larry, but I think he's up next"

Janet:

"wait he might not be, just checked the bracket, says prismatic there"

Brush:

"just put us down and see who picks us up"

Janet:

"we've been put down so many different ways"

Janet:

"including in multiple walls"

Brush:

"walls <3"

Raven:

"As long as we don't get stuck in a wall again"

Brush:

"put us in the wall <3"

Greenshi:

"wall wall wall wall"

Mako:

"Walls can be fun c:"

Raven:

"Damn dream stadium still uses fiberglass"

Prince:

"Wall wall wall"

We have a report from the field!

"Man, this fight felt oddly familiar for some reason.........oh well! Guess I expected more health bars"

BRUNETTE ROXAS has defeated MILES EDGEWORTH this round!!!

Wonder:

"definitely don't remember the pink floyd album being like this... /j"

Epicsuperbat:

“I love the wall, not as much as I love peppermint tho”

Prince:

"Oh I just realized what fight is next."

Raven:

"YOOOO BROXAS"

"Peace out, guys! I'm gonna think on all this"

Bubbly:

"cya!"

Greenshi:

"seeya!"

Insider2000:

“Peace!”

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So if you can transform into ANYTHING, have ya every thought about transformin' into somethin' with utility? Like some guy with hundreds of stretchy arms to pick all sortsa fruit at once?"

"Probably, but coordinating all those hands at once? Lord that'd be difficult. But transforming into a lil freakin guy? THATS got some utility.....of being based"

[3: Hoedown vs Larry]

LARRY ROUND 1: Base WFT

also just a heads up even if a set ends in 2-0 with Larry, I'm gonna do a third round for fun because funny larry forms go brrrrrrrr

first round goin wild

last stock, 110% each

142-147

LARRY ROUND 2: Enderman

So for the record this was a 2-0

And I will reveal the winner after

But due to policy here is round 3 anyway

ROUND 3 LARRY: Base Ken

Also

:chongoWatch:

Okay so

this was the funniest Larry set ever

Anyway

Report from the field

"Maybe you shoulda used some of that utility to score yourself a W!"

HOEDOWN has defeated LARRY this round!!!

You guys want to know why this was so funny

1) I expected Hoedown to lose because she scores low all the time

2) He three-stocked Hoedown as Ken

In the third round

That DID NOT COUNT

He got a three stock

And lost the other two to a low placement

We stan a fucking KING

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Well, you seem to be younger than those I usually teach, however I suppose it's never too early to learn, now is it?"

"A teacher? Sounds boring! I can kick butt good enough as is!!!!"

[4: Professor Iris vs Juniper Uppercut]

the Nelson image

"Hullo?"

Greenshi:

"hi!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Baby Fight!”

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Mako:

"Hewwo Mr Obama"

Raven:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"who's got us"

Wonder:

"hello"

Bubbly:

"hi"

"Gah! Th' heck?"

Greenshi:

"so good job out there, larrold."

Wonder:

"oh, hey, hoedown"

Janet:

"hi! we're discord jack's discord!"

Greenshi:

"no nvm"

"How d'y'all know m' name?"

Bubbly:

"howdy ma'am"

Brush:

"magic"

Brush:

"also you've got an accent"

Greenshi:

"WE SEE ALL."

"Magic, huh?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Jack”

Wonder:

"just guessin'. we can't really see in this thing..."

Prince:

"Hi!"

Janet:

"we guessed by how you talk"

Raven:

"Hoedown! We're Jack's Discord friends!"

"I guess it's a lil' thick, ain't it?"

Greenshi:

"howdy! we are nelson! we love you!"

Wonder:

"it's a charming accent"

Janet:

"mostly we know who's in this bracket, so your voice was enough :D"

Insider2000:

“Hiya “

"Well how sweet of y'all.....now what's goin' on?"

Janet:

"normally we mistake people for frogs and such"

Wonder:

"uhh... so you're dreaming, this is the 4th dream tournament"

Wonder:

"y'know that white woman, prism?"

Brush:

"gods fucking things up as always"

Raven:

"Well, don't panic but you're all dreaming!"

"Ohhhh gotcha, pretty weird dream with all kindsa weird paint colors 'n stuff...."

Janet:

"shared dream, we don't know whose dream it is yet, prism's causing problems, this has happened a few times lately"

Insider2000:

“Yeah, one of the gods, Prism, is causing all of this.”

Janet:

"yeah prism likes rainbows"

Raven:

"Yup, yup. Oh and keep an eye on Larry, Prism's trying to mess with the guy"

Janet:

"metaphor for how colours come together to make up everything you see and all that"

"Prism, huh? Ain't that the hoity toity gal with all the smilin' who's paintin' the arena?"

Wonder:

"that bitch, yeah"

Etharia:

“Yes.”

Janet:

"yeah, the one who likes traumatising people"

Greenshi:

"yeah! she sucks."

Insider2000:

“Yeah.”

Brush:

"is she just walking around with a paint bucket?"

Bubbly:

"yeah we dont like her very much"

"Language!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah that’s the bitch”

Wonder:

"sorry..."

"LANGUAGE!!"

Etharia:

“She’s also a terrible babysitter.”

Greenshi:

"sorry mom"

Insider2000:

“Haha! Y’all got in trouble with Hoedown!”

Brush:

"in all fairness she deserves that kinda language"

Raven:

"Yeah, last dream she hurt Dani and Danthony got REALLY mad. Corn helped him beat her up."

"I'm not yer momma, but I'm not gonna sit around with a buncha soilmouths!"

"Wait, Corn? My baby girl??"

Janet:

"danthony and corn were so cool!!"

Bubbly:

"yeah!!"

"She's doin' good?"

Insider2000:

“Yeah! She was really brave!”

Greenshi:

"yeah! she kicked her butt!"

Wonder:

"as far as we know, yeah"

Raven:

"Yeah! She took a fire blast to the face for him!"

"Oh, and her sweet lil' honeysuckle!"

Epicsuperbat:

“She kicked prisms ass”

Brush:

"corn was so cool"

Bubbly:

"AWW"

"Language!"

Brush:

"very romantic"

AV:

“Aww”

Insider2000:

“So… How is Patchy handling Corn’s relationship?”

Etharia:

“Yeah. She’s also in this tournament, but we won’t be able to speak with her until a while later. Sadly, she’s stuck with Prism herself, Dr. Order, and Winston Overwatch.”

Janet:

"prism was pulling some nonsense making danthony have to deal with spirit sickness in the fight, but then corn showed up all 'you're not fighting alone!' and they won so hard"

"I'm gonna put a bar o' soap in this here hedgehog's mouth if y'all keep on sayin' bad words like that"

Janet:

"we will eat it"

Brush:

"let us eat soap!"

Etharia:

“Do we have a mouth?”

Wonder:

"...do we have a mouth?"

Brush:

"tasty soap!"

"And Patchy? He's a bit of a sauerkraut, but he can get over it"

Mako:

"Is there a mouth in this thing?"

Epicsuperbat:

“I wanna eat soap”

Brush:

"clean us we need a bath"

Greenshi:

"sauerkraut <3"

AV:

“Do you want us to pass on a message to Corn? Shes in another part of the bracket, after you.”

"Well by all means I can give y'all a bath if I can find some soap 'n a tub"

Raven:

"In my individual defense my Mama is a purple haired punk former delinquent"

Etharia:

“Patch Man isn’t in this tournament, so he’s safe tho.”

"Y'all can talk to Corn?"

J0rt:

"considering we were submerged in mashed potatoes a couple of tournaments back a bath might be in order actually"

Brush:

"wash wash wash wash wash"

Brush:

"not until the last group"

Brush:

"it'll be a while"

Etharia:

“Not for a while. Each group is going in order, and she’s in the last one.”

Raven:

"Prism miiiiight still be mad at her"

Brush:

"corn is in group H"

"Hm......alright, well I'll go see if I can find some stuff to give y'all a bath in this place"

Etharia:

“Thank you!”

Wonder:

"oh yeah, another thing: you should also be aware that peppermint's kinda in kahoots with prism. so...keep an eye out"

"Y'all stay right here!!"

Insider2000:

“Scrub scrub scrub til the water’s brown.”

Bubbly:

"squeaky clean nelson"

Janet:

"we're probably coated in mash potato at this point, a bath may be warranted"

Greenshi:

"thank ya!"

END NELSON EVENT

chirp:

Also just read back. Larry 3 stocking as based ken in a round that doesnt fucking count.............. its like the ai fucking knows when its larry. the ai on random just Acts In A Way and I Dont Care if its just confirmation bias at this point the AI Is Alive

CPUK but the AI is Self-Aware

Also we have a report from the field!

"Yeah, this is suuuuuper boring! Is it recess yet?"

JUNIPER UPPERCUT has defeated PROFESSOR IRIS this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So you're Larry...I've heard many talk about you at Major U"

"And you're Iris. I've heard that my Tootsie Pop incident is somewhat echoed in other universes"

[5: Larry vs Professor Iris]

LARRY ROUND 1: Teal M!Corrin

Prince:

MAZU

THIS IS SO FUNNY ACTUALLY WAIT

PLEASE tell me this is the skin of a fanfuffle character

Wonder:

it is

Prince:

Yeah it is!

Brush:

YEAH

amazing

Prince:

The one who kind of

Prince:

Beat Iris.

ARE YOU SHITTING ME

LARRY IS ALIVE

Brush:

damn i didn't know larry kept up with fanfuffles

Unfortunately idk if i can rp being caught up with them BUT

LARRY ROUND 2: Green Incineroar

Brush:

green cat

Mako:

Weed cat

Insider2000:

Weed cat

Prince:

weed cat

Wonder:

weed cat

Is that someone in fanfuffle

Greenshi:

sexy sprigatito!

Brush:

finally. the sprigatito evo

Insider2000:

I don’t think so.

okay lol

I know theres a masterdoc

also larry just tootsie popped on prism tower again

also

ROUND THREE

Epicsuperbat:

WHAT tower?

The Pokemon Stage

LARRY ROUND THREE Black/Yellow Diddy Kong

larry be like "anyone want this 0-7?" and then will go 0-7 before anyone answers

We have a report from the field!

"With all due respect, I find a Launch Star to be far more graceful than the desire of a Tootsie Pop"

PROFESSOR IRIS has defeated LARRY this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey kid, just so ya know, genuinely, it wasn't any nepotism from veterans that got you in this tournament. You genuinely kick some ass. Look forward to seeing what you bring to the table"

"When I get into the Champion's Suit, can you put a pony stable in there??? You'd better!!!"

[6: Juniper Uppercut vs Iggy Koopa]

Whats really funny about this is

When I was up at Glitch Infinite, I fought someone who iirc is one of the top Villagers in the world

And holy shit Villager is SUCH a hard counter to Iggy

takes mechakoopa "lol die idiot :)"

Brush:

damn junie prism'd

oh god prismatic juni

apocalypse

Janet:

hey, fun fact: archive's still up-to-date https://cpuk-ncct.xyz/4/d

Brush:

damn janet you are working Fast

hehe......dammit janet......

[ryan's response forced me to include this in the archive… what have i done…]

ROUND THREE

the Nelson image

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Greenshi:

"hiho!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Iggy popin off”

chirp:

"Hello!"

"Hello?"

Brush:

"are we gettin washed and washed"

Greenshi:

"who?"

Bubbly:

"are we clean yet?"

J0rt:

"h-hewwo?"

"Getting washed? Are you dirty?"

Bubbly:

"maybe"

Brush:

"dirty need bath"

Mako:

"We don't know. Probably"

Wonder:

"i'm going to guess...miles edgeworth"

Brush:

"hygiene meter dangerously low"

Janet:

"hi!"

J0rt:

"we're COVERED in potato"

Raven:

"Well we DID get dropped in a bowl of mashed potatoes not that long ago"

"Not like THAT kinda dirty.....not like lemon kind.....but like...you know"

Wonder:

"AUGH GOD"

Mako:

"A"

Wonder:

"hi, pep..."

Prince:

"OH."

Greenshi:

"OH."

Janet:

"we're probably covered in mashed potato and rubble, peppermint"

AV:

“Hi!”

Janet:

"are we? we can't see"

Epicsuperbat:

“WIFE!”

Brush:

"hi pep what's up. give us a bath"

Raven:

"Ayyyy I know what fandom slang anywhere"

"I don't see much of it"

Janet:

"that's good news"

Epicsuperbat:

“HI IOVE YOU”

Mako:

"Nice to see you again"

"Also hi! I'm guessing you guys are the audience?"

Wonder:

"yep"

Mako:

"Ye"

chirp:

"Yep."

Janet:

"yep!"

Brush:

"we probably have some crimson on us if that inspires you to give a tongue bath"

"Wow!!! This is really cool!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I love you!!!”

Raven:

"Traveling through dimensions must've gotten rid of most of the mess"

".....don't tempt me....."

Wonder:

"don't encourage her"

Bubbly:

"i would not like a tounge bath please"

Janet:

"we were sent here by discord jack"

Raven:

"Brush. Why."

Greenshi:

"sooo.......how're you?"

Mako:

"brush."

chirp:

"Brush."

Brush:

"i say things and i make it everyone else's problem"

Greenshi:

"brush why"

"Well everythings all rainbowy, but I'm mostly curious about your theories!!!!"

Brush:

"oh prism did it"

Wonder:

"it's prism"

Janet:

"theories about what's going on here? we just straight up know"

Brush:

"prism's up to some nonsense"

Etharia:

“Oh we actively know what’s going on”

"Oh yeah obviously!"

Raven:

"Prism's been Prisming people"

"I meant in general!!!!"

Janet:

"or do you want Other Theories"

Mako:

"The White Woman"

Epicsuperbat:

I would like a tongue bath from you

Wonder:

"oh god..."

Brush:

"do you wanna hear about grunk pit"

"Okay so hear me out!"

Greenshi:

"shes trapped us in The Dream again"

Janet:

"light pit is my grunk is florida man is larry"

Janet:

"via time travel"

"So what if J0hn is being kept alive by Rights Sentience???"

Brush:

"you are light pit"

Janet:

"also is blasp, via kingdom hearts style stuff"

Brush:

"no i. what?"

Wonder:

"uhh..."

Bubbly:

"huh."

Greenshi:

"wh"

Wonder:

"?????"

Greenshi:

"how so?"

"So like okay hear me out!"

chirp:

"Huh???"

Etharia:

“But yeah the basics are that this is a shared dream made by prism”

Janet:

"im here for this"

Mako:

"... How, exactly would that work?"

Etharia:

“…ok I’m listening”

Epicsuperbat:

“Horrifying, please continue”

"Not just because he's gay and Rights Sentience is all about that (although its a fun coincidence), but!"

Prince:

"How does Winston fit into this?"

J0rt:

"WHAT"

"We know Doctor Order was bad at her job!"

Janet:

"that's true"

Etharia:

“So true”

Wonder:

"hm."

"So do we really think she could make a cyborg fully alive?"

Etharia:

“Unrelated to that have you ever sneezed”

Brush:

"j0hn fixed himself he told us so"

"So Rights Sentience could have helped with it!"

Epicsuperbat:

Don’t say that about your mother

"I'm not saying that J0hn didn't do a lot! I'm saying maybe Sentience helped!"

Raven:

"J0hn did a lot of it on himself, but it makes sense that he'd need assistance from time to time"

"I wouldn't take his agency away!"

Brush:

"y'know i can't prove a negative"

Greenshi:

"i mean....i guess? do you have any proof of this?"

Brush:

"and given the absolute nonsense we already spew i can't really judge you"

"Also, looping back around to a previous point!"

"You said Crimson sent you through space!"

J0rt:

"hey peppermint are you theorizing in earshot of the other fighters?"

"ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU HAVE A CONNECTION TO HIM?"

Etharia:

“That’s plausible enough, but we don’t really know whether or not Rights even has the technical know-how to help him”

J0rt:

"hm"

Wonder:

"can't say"

Greenshi:

"hey do you think he ever possessed a frog?"

Brush:

"hey crimson my dearly beloved lover can i go visit light pit?"

Insider2000:

“Only for emergencies.”

Epicsuperbat:

“Maybe? Give me a kiss and I might tell you”

J0rt:

"BRUSH"

Prince:

"I stole his gender"

Etharia:

“BRUSH SHUT UP”

Greenshi:

"this is an emergency"

"YOUR WHAT?????"

AV:

“OH GOD”

Brush:

"sorry bad phrasing"

Wonder:

"thanks, brush"

Bubbly:

"UM."

Janet:

"crimson gave us compliment based teleportation powers"

Mako:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Prince:

"ahaha"

Insider2000:

“RIP Brush”

END NELSON EVENT

NELSON FEELS ITSELF DROPPED TO THE GROUND

NELSON FEELS A SWORD PIERCE ITS PORCELAIN SKIN

We have a report from the field!

"I wanna make sure that theres SIX stalls! One for each of the My Little Pony characters! No, seven! That way Google can hang out with DJ!"

JUNIPER UPPERCUT has defeated IGGY KOOPA this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So, Miss Sprout, are we to assume that this farm of yours is completely up to code?"

"Yes, of course! Feel free to check for any agricultural regulations or what have ya! I assure ya it's 100% above board!"

[7: Miles Edgeworth vs Hoedown]

Hoedown's wearing green, because she's pretending not to be a pirate the Nelson image

Brush:

"hey did we break"

"Whooooooaaaaaa you got a big hole in you!!!!"

Mako:

"hello?"

Bubbly:

"are we ok"

Greenshi:

"welcome back"

Raven:

"We apologize for Brush"

Mako:

"Ah"

Brush:

"damn she actually did it!"

Wonder:

"yeah, most people have these"

Greenshi:

"oh hi?"

Bubbly:

"dont. say that"

UnofficiallyJam:

"hole."

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint stabbed us”

Etharia:

“Juni?”

Mako:

"Blame Brush"

Janet:

"hi! we didn't know that was possible!"

Epicsuperbat:

“[deleted message]”

Brush:

"yeah i accept responsibility for that"

"Yeah! How'd ya know my name??"

Wonder:

"NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILD."

Brush:

"we're magic"

Greenshi:

"broken ;-;"

Mako:

"!! JUNI!!"

Insider2000:

“Hiya, Juni. We are fans.”

"And whattya mean hot? Was it a fire blade?"

Janet:

"hi juni you're so cool!!!!!"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Raven:

"We're Jack's Discord buddies!!"

Wonder:

"not...exactly fire?"

Bubbly:

"junie!! hi!! dont listen to them!!"

Janet:

"we're big fans!"

Insider2000:

“Yes. Fire blade.”

Brush:

"it was super weird because peppermint is supposed to be cold"

Etharia:

“There’s only 8 people here, and you’re the only one that talks like that!”

Greenshi:

"hi juni!! you're doing really good out there!!!"

Mako:

"Cold spicy"

Epicsuperbat:

Message deleted

we'll just slide past it

Raven:

"We are currently in a ceramic hedgehog so we can talk to people that aren't Jack, for fun!"

"This hole looks really really really bad!!!! Does it hurt?"

Wonder:

"i don't think so?"

"Are..."

Greenshi:

"yeah :("

Brush:

"nah we're a paperweight! we don't feel pain"

"Are you dying?????"

Insider2000:

“We can’t really feel it.”

Wonder:

"can't really feel much in this thing"

Epicsuperbat:

“He don’t feel pain”

Janet:

"we don't know! but we're probably fine"

Etharia:

“We’re not really inside of it. It’s more like a radio, don’t worry!”

Wonder:

"we're okay though. i think"

Insider2000:

“No, we should be okay.”

"YOURE DYING!"

Janet:

"we've been thrown through walls and stuff without issue"

Brush:

"it's just a fun hole to store things in"

Mako:

"Nah its just some external bleeding, 's fine"

Greenshi:

"WE'RE DYING"

"YOURE DYING AND YOURE DYING!!!!!!"

Insider2000:

“If anything, we can maybe find someone to fix us.”

Wonder:

"n-no, juni, we're okay"

Bubbly:

"AAAA"

Janet:

"a sticker would probably help though"

Epicsuperbat:

“NO! We can’t die!”

J0rt:

"oh god uhhh take us to the doctor!!!"

Brush:

"put mashed potato in hole and then we'll be okay"

Greenshi:

"DYING AND DYING AND DYING"

"YOURE RIGHT!!!!!"

Raven:

"OH NOOOOO"

AV:

“No, this Nelson is just a talking device. Like a phone, but in your brain.”

Etharia:

“Yeah a sticker would help a lot!”

Bubbly:

"YOURE GONNA NEED TO CUT IT OFF"

"A STICKER CAN COVER UP THE HOLE!!!!!"

Brush:

"YEAHHH"

Bubbly:

"THANK YOU"

Brush:

"STICKER STICKER STICKER"

Mako:

"Give us bandaid!"

Greenshi:

"SAVE US JUNI SAVE US"

Raven:

"You're a genius!!"

Mako:

"We need your help!!"

"DO YOU WANT MY LITTLE PONY OR BARBIE OR JUST A SUPER SPARKLY?"

Brush:

"PONY"

Wonder:

"any of them"

Mako:

"Yes"

J0rt:

"MY LITTLE PONY"

Greenshi:

"MLP PLEASE"

Insider2000:

“MLP”

Epicsuperbat:

“Honse”

"OKAY"

SLAP

Mako:

"Oh yeah don't think we asked you, who's your favorite mlp character?"

Brush:

"YEAHHH"

Bubbly:

"oh thank god"

Insider2000:

“I feel pretty now.”

Mako:

"Also thank you!!"

Raven:

"STICKER POWER"

Greenshi:

"I feel so much better!"

Janet:

"heck yeah thank you so much!"

Bubbly:

"Powered Up Nelson"

Mako:

"Our strength grows and grows"

Etharia:

“Thank you!”

Insider2000:

“Thank you, Juni!”

Brush:

"we are unstoppable now"

Greenshi:

"you healed us thank you!"

J0rt:

"thank you Junie!"

Wonder:

"thank you, juni"

Insider2000:

“Now we have the strength of ten Nelsons, plus two!”

Mako:

"Thank you, Dr. Juniper"

AV:

“THANK U JUNI”

"Whew!"

Greenshi:

"wait which pony sticker did you use?"

For the record it looks like this

rainbow dash saying "duh"

Greenshi:

"YEAAAAH!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Good choice”

"Thanks!!! I was so scared you were gonna die!!!!!"

Wonder:

"juni saves the day once again"

Greenshi:

"same!"

Insider2000:

“Hey, Juni: Who is your favorite in MLP?”

"Uhhh Rainbow Dash! She's so cool!!!!!!!"

Mako:

"the people need to know"

Mako:

"nice"

Bubbly:

"heck yeah!!"

Janet:

"lucky we're in the hands of juniper, the Most Powerful Child"

Greenshi:

"nice choice!"

Mako:

":rainbow:"

Raven:

"I like Fluttershy, she's quiet but really nice!"

Mako:

"Same"

Insider2000:

“I like Applejack, but Rainbow Dash is a close second.”

"I think they're all great!"

Mako:

"True!"

Insider2000:

“Absolutely!”

Greenshi:

"i like rarity! she can be stuck up, but she really love her friends and works really hard"

"Rarity's kinda annoying but I guess she's okay!"

"And you're right she does work super hard!!!"

Greenshi:

"yknow fair."

"Al told me that sometimes people can get on your nerves but so long as you care about them and they care about you, then that's what friendship is all about!!"

Brush:

"yeah!!"

Greenshi:

"hell yeah"

Bubbly:

"yeah!!!"

Insider2000:

“Heck yeah!”

chirp:

"Yeah!!!"

Mako:

"So true bestie"

Epicsuperbat:

“Friendship is magic”

Raven:

"A good lesson!"

Mako:

"Friendship is absolutely magic"

Aubz:

“Yeah!!”

"Hey, why is Miss Hoedown wearing Green?"

"Is that her K Mart Stance????"

Greenshi:

"crime."

Brush:

"just felt like changing it up!"

Mako:

"She's hiding from the cops c:"

Insider2000:

“Kinda. She used to be known as Sprout, but when she wears red, she’s a pirate.”

"Whoa! Cool!!"

Raven:

"She’s playing a prank on Mr. Edgeworth"

Insider2000:

“A good pirate, but a pirate.”

Brush:

"just felt like hiding from the cops!"

"I thought maybe it powered her up!"

"Cuz-"

ROUND THREE

Bubbly:

"maybe!"

Epicsuperbat:

“She’s powered up by the love of her husband”

Insider2000:

“I mean, she gets to be who she wants to be as a pirate, so in a way, she IS powered up.”

"I heard Iggy saying he expected this to go 0-2!"

Raven:

"Sometimes wearing a different color makes someone more confident in themselves!"

Greenshi:

"nah shes gonna beat everybody up. 'cept you, obviously."

also this is so funny

they're on the pirate ship stage

thinking about how when we get to H I will spend so so much of it RPing as Waltz

Janet:

"🐝"

"Alright, I'll leave you guys in the bed so you all can recover! If you need a doctor just shout!!!"

Wonder:

"thanks, juni"

Bubbly:

"thank you!!"

Wonder:

"good luck out there, kid"

Epicsuperbat:

“Thanks kid!”

AV:

“Okay! Byebye Juni!”

END NESLON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"Hmm....how strange that everyone on that ship seemed to recognize you Mrs. Sprout.....or should I refer to you as......Hoedown?"

MILES EDGEWORTH has defeated HOEDOWN this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hear me out.....you talk about friendship a lot....but what about....MORE than friendship?"

"I....no.....sorry, but I see Axel as nothing more than a friend, although this pamphlet you handed is.........quite flattering"

[8: Peppermint vs Brunette Roxas]

J0rt:

pamphlet????

Wonder:

wait, pamphlet?????

She put the fic in a pamphlet as a creative exercise

Elevator pitching her ships

Brush:

oh speaking of peppermint who wants to hear my thought process behind Certain Unfortunate Comments

Brush:

my thoughts were "haha wouldn't it be funny if we crimson warped right out of her hands. oh woops i addressed crimson way too affectionately"

Epicsuperbat:

He didn’t even teleport us, he let us get stabbed

Crimson voice: Oh hey a request from Nelson, where are th- NOPE

Y'all: "Crimson warp us"

NCCT:

a minecraft screenshot of the chat, filled with the repeated message 'You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby'

Also

:chongoWatch:

We have a report from the field!

"Honestly, considering the time I've spent on AO3, I'm pretty used to people wanting me to kiss Axel"

BRUNETTE ROXAS has defeated PEPPERMINT this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hmmm......I don't believe there is any evidence of you committing any crimes within this universe? Can you speak to your actions in other universes?"

"I respectfully plead the fifth"

[9: Professor Iris vs Miles Edgeworth]

a mouse:

just catching up but


neslon

Greenshi:

neslon.

chirp:

neslon <3

Wonder:

neslon

Brush:

neslon

shhhh

I'm not changing it

Neslon :)

Wonder:

shut up, prism

Greenshi:

no

Greenshi:

jokes over prism found it

Oh no problem, I was just hopping in to have a little chat :)

I'm just a little curious :)

I saw you guys talking about some kinda talk between Crimson and Larry :)

Raven:

...did. did you not see the cutscene?

I did :)

And I saw something Cosmic put into the cutscene :)

Then after, someone mentioned Crimson talking with Larry in the chat :)

Greenshi:

we didn't.....talk abot them???

Raven:

She sure said some static

Greenshi:

where?

Greenshi:

can you show the message?

Brush:

listen if this isn't about light pit i'm not interested. i'm hanging up.

........it would appear it's been deleted :)

Greenshi:

was it ever there at all?

Greenshi:

or are you fucking with us?

:)

Greenshi:

:)

Brush:

:)

Mako:

:)

chirp:

:)

Janet:

:3

Prince:

:)

I'll leave all be then :)

Thought I blocked you lol

But I do find it very interesting that Larry is here, don't you? :)

Because if I managed to make Larry prismatic :)

Then who is this? :)

Brush:

the other larry, duh

J0rt:

there were two larries remember

Brush:

we know people are fake sometimes

Raven:

I mean last dream you had multiple Larries

Epicsuperbat:

There was literally 3 of him last time

Janet:

there are so many established possibilities most of which are totally fine and not worth worrying about

Yes, thats true :) but they were from different times :)

These two are from the same time :)

And neither are fake :)

Wonder:

maybe it's because you're a hack fraud

Brush:

damn can you say that in red

Etharia:

You know what else isn’t fake? Deez nuts

Janet:

perhaps they're different interpretations of the same character?

Raven:

Wouldn't it have to be Home then? [cpuk20 spoiler]

Mako:

They unfused

Greenshi:

i dunno, he got cloned or something. why do you care

Epicsuperbat:

Neat, dreams really do have different rules than reality

Brush:

dream logic just does whatever

Janet:

stories are complicated, surely you know this

Raven:

Do. Do you not???

Hmmmmmm :)

Thanks for letting me bounce some thoughts off of you all :)

I'll look into this :)

Raven:

...WAIT PRISM DID YOU NOT HAVE A WAY TO EXPLAIN TWO LARRIES?????

I'll leave you all be for real now :)

We have a report from the field

"My universe is outside your jurisdiction, Miles.......(thank goodness)"

PROFESSOR IRIS has defeated MILES EDGEWORTH this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Listen, ya lil minty rascal, I dunno what a 'not P' is but I feel like seein' you say that 'bout my lil' Corn and her Danthony is some horseapples!"

"Sorry that their chemistry just isn't as good as some other ships! Come on, you HAVE to have seen how Disco looks at Tap, right?"

[10: Hoedown vs Peppermint]

random note, hoedown just got the hard read on pep

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"I don't get why there isn't enough Red Kraken content to write about. Prism told me it was something about some kind of laziness or depression or something, but that sounded like some kind of weird Prism talk"

PEPPERMINT has defeated HOEDOWN this round!!!

END OF PART 1

Part 2

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"It sounds like the heart of your world is in grave danger of falling into darkness! I'm here to help!"

"Kid.......let me tell ya, we've been through worse."

[11: Iggy Koopa vs Brunette Roxas]

the Nelson image

"Duh?"

Bubbly:

"oh hello?"

Janet:

"hi!"

Prince:

"H"

Etharia:

“Hello!”

Mako:

"Hewwo Hewwo"

Insider2000:

“Hello?”

Prince:

"Hewwo???"

Bubbly:

"duh?"

Janet:

"who's this? we can't see"

Brush:

"hewwo"

"Thats what it says on you. Duh"

"With like....Rainbow Dash"

Bubbly:

"oh yeah! junie gave it to us"

Janet:

"juni gave us that!"

Brush:

"junie's sticker <3"

Janet:

"after peppermint stabbed us"

Bubbly:

"she fixed us"

Mako:

"I know, the sticker is awesome"

Janet:

"it was very funny"

"That sounds bout right"

"Anyway, you asked who I was. Name's Larry. Although I'm guessing I don't need much introduction past that"

Brush:

"LARRY"

Bubbly:

"LARROLD"

Janet:

"hi larry!!!!"

Wonder:

"oh, hey larry"

Etharia:

“YOOO LARRY”

Insider2000:

“Hiya Larry!”

Moss:

"Hi!"

Mako:

"LARROLD"

Janet:

"want a quick rundown on what's going on here?"

Wonder:

"uhh... quick question: you uh...feeling alright?"

"Yeah that'd be sick"

Brush:

"we've been having some fun hole adventures"

Etharia:

“Basic rundown of what’s going on if you haven’t heard yet: prism’s stuck y’all in a shared dream”

Mako:

"Shits screwed man!"

Brush:

"we were in a hole and now there's a hole in us"

Janet:

"this is a shared dream tournament, prism's doing, fourth dream now, you've been in all of them, there's 64 participants but this time prism split you into 8 groups"

Brush:

"not to mention bing's hole"

Janet:

"last time there were three of you"

Etharia:

“This is 8 round robins with the two winners of each moving on to a traditional tourney, and other than us the groups can’t communicate.”

Janet:

"oh, and bing managed to do The Technique"

Etharia:

“Speaking of the groups being separated, we’ve got some, bad news.”

"Honest to god I only got about half of that. How's J0hn doin?"

Brush:

"haven't seen him yet"

Bubbly:

"we dont know yet..."

Janet:

"we haven't seen him yet this dream"

Brush:

"probably gonna be Bad"

Etharia:

“J0hn is in a later group that hasn’t started yet.”

Mako:

"We don't know, but probably not good"

"Shit"

"And this is all cuz of Prism, right?"

Etharia:

“Also, the group he’s in also features a ‘Prismatic Larry’ so that’s not good.”

Wonder:

"yep"

Mako:

"Ye"

Bubbly:

"yep."

Janet:

"you're in bracket d, he's in g"

chirp:

"Prism split y'all up this time because you were all too good at unionizing against her. Havent seen j0hn yet, but. Theres another you in his bracket and its. Kind of a brainwashed you."

"A....brainwashed me?"

Janet:

"also, interesting fact: earlier, prism claimed to have no idea why there's two of you in this dream"

Bubbly:

"we're not exactly sure how it works"

Moss:

"hey question
before you went to sleep whats the last thing you rember?"

"Last thing I remember before I went to sleep....."

Moss:

"ye"

"Well......Crimson was still in control of my body"

Janet:

"yeah, prism does 'mind control ish' by causing rejection sensitivity stuff when you disobey her, like she's been doing with the prismatic shadow this whole time"

"He said he had to 'be right back'"

"Right as we were going to sleep"

Wonder:

"hm?"

"That's the last thing I remember"

Brush:

"hm!"

Etharia:

“Yeah. These are dreams so there’s no remembering them after. Our current working theory is that the other one is from slightly from the past, from the time you spent as Home.”

Wonder:

"...weird"

Insider2000:

“She manipulated Dani and almost made her hurt Johanssen.”

Janet:

"huh, interesting!"

Moss:

"Hm"

Etharia:

“Speaking of crimson, he’s actually the only reason we’re even able to move between the groups so. That’s a thing I guess”

Brush:

"everyone say thank you crimson"

Etharia:

“BTW sorry you have to deal with peppermint”

chirp:

"Yeah, crimson's in one of the other brackets and he's the only reason we've been able to communicate across them."

We have a report from the field!!!

"Better be careful not to beat ya so hard that you make a Nobody AND a Heartless. Having you and Blora in here already makes things confusing enough"

IGGY KOOPA has defeated BRUNETTE ROXAS this round!!!

Mako:

"Iggy Sunday!"

Janet:

"oh, cosmic love said something strange earlier, by the way"

"Sounds pretty sick! And yeah dont worry, I've chatted with Pep. She isn't the MOST girl I've ever met"

"Something strange?"

Moss:

"Many wierd things are happening"

Janet:

"no meaning to it, definitely nothing worth talking about, but it was odd: wT1hAgMa"

Wonder:

"well, at least you and j0hn can safely say that you fought the same girl"

".....yeah.....that is weird....is she like....a tumblr user or....?"

Wonder:

"she might"

Etharia:

“In addition to Crimson helping us travel, we’ve also got Cosmic helping us mitigate prism’s influence a bit, and CM2K is planning”

Wonder:

"we don't know a whole lot about her"

"Hey I'm being summoned for another match, so I'll talk to you later, Duh!"

Mako:

"It's Nelson, actually"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I'm not gonna front. I know how powerful you can be. But this is just gonna be a fun lil playtime, alright?"

"You got it big coat guy!!!"

[12: Juniper Uppercut vs Larry]

LARRY ROUND 1: Black Arm Pac-Man

Also

:chongoWatch:

Raven:

OH NO I'M LATE

Insider2000:

Not that late.

Insider2000:

Missed one Larry convo, and one match up.

I mean the match was Iggy beat Broxas

which tbh was a shock to me

It was a 2-0 even

Anyway, reminder that all of Larry Matches have 3 rounds because funny larry moments

Speaking of

LARRY ROUND 2: Green Kirby

Brush:

green orb

Bubbly:

marimo momence

Brush:

moss ball

Moss:

grass kirby

chirp:

moss ball <3

Moss:

:0

Greenshi:

moss ball oc

Moss:

ive been turned into a ball
help

Insider2000:

Typically the best thing to do to funny balls is kick them.

Brush:

i am rolling you between my hands

Mako:

Moss has become orb

Moss:

detriot become orb

detroit become detroit

Insider2000:

human become human

Prince:

Orb become Ponderable

Greenshi:

human become detroit

Moss:

detriot become....?

Brush:

orb become detrout

Brush:

become trout

Prince:

sighs

Moss:

Detriot become moss

Moss:

wait NO

human being become mob

Mako:

Human become pescatarian

mob become king

king become god

Brush:

god become moss

god become non-believer

Brush:

what is a non-believer to moss

ROUND THREE

LARRY ROUND 3 Become: Inkling

Report Become From Field

"Whoa!!! You can go all shifty!!! Can you turn into a pony???????"

JUNIPER UPPERCUT has defeated LARRY this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Well, I'll be. Ain't exactly the same style o' craft, but I'm wonderin' how yer lil gummi ship would stand up against the Crimson Melody!"

"I guess pretty well, unless the Crimson Melody can go into space!"

[13: Brunette Roxas vs Hoedown]

We have a report from the field!

"Hopefully I can get a ride on your pirate ship at some point!"

BRUNETTE ROXAS has defeated HOEDOWN this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"........judging by the list of crimes you've committed in such a short time of your life, I must say I am at least in awe of your work ethic"

"What can I say? Uncle Cha Cha helped raise me well!"

[14: Miles Edgeworth vs Juniper Uppercut]

the Nelson image

Greenshi:

"hiho"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Moss:

"hey!"

"Oh?"

Brush:

"hewwo"

Prince:

"Hi!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"who is this"

"What is this?"

Prince:

"Nelson!"

Bubbly:

"nelson!"

Moss:

"the audience"

Etharia:

“We are a rock.”

Brush:

"nelson :>"

Insider2000:

“Hiya”

Greenshi:

"we are nelson!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"nelson!"

Wonder:

"iris?"

"Nelson? Wow!"

Janet:

"we're the discord of discord jack!"

chirp:

"We're nelson!"

Brush:

"we are a paperweight"

Moss:

"Who are you, we cant see"

Brush:

"a holy paperweight"

Greenshi:

"who are you?"

morpheus:

“ i love paper “

"A talking paperweight? This is very interesting!!!!!"

Prince:

"We are a blessed rock."

Greenshi:

"Iris? Maybe?"

Insider2000:

“We are hedgehog donut.”

Aubz:

"Hi!! We're the audience!"

Brush:

"contained within this ceramic is the voice of god"

"My name is Roxas!"

Etharia:

“We’re a ceramic hedgehog acting as a communication device for the world’s shittiest hive mind”

Brush:

"BROXAS"

Prince:

"YESSSSSSSSSS"

Greenshi:

"BROXAS!"

Bubbly:

"broxas!!!!"

Wonder:

"ah, broxas"

Moss:

"AH"

Mako:

"!! BROXAS!!"

Aubz:

"HI BROXAS!!"

chirp:

"Hey roxas!!!!"

Janet:

"hi!!!"

Brush:

"real roxas momence"

Raven:

"Omg Roxas hi!!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Broxas!"

"It would appear that you all are shining very brightly with the light in your hearts!!!!"

Mako:

":D"

Moss:

"we have many many hearts"

Greenshi:

"d'aww thanks <3"

Bubbly:

"yippee!!"

Wonder:

"s-sure?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hell yeah my dude."

morpheus:

“if you throw us hard enough we’ll break and you’ll find a geode”

Etharia:

“Why thank you!”

Brush:

"yeah don't look at it too close you might have visions"

Insider2000:

covers heart “Tell no one!”

Raven:

"And so are you buddy!"

Moss:

"we tried
we cannot break by bieng thrown"

Janet:

"anyway there's problems"

Brush:

"that was before we had a hole"

Moss:

"hows your day going?"

Janet:

"if you meet someone named prism, do not trust her"

"I can imagine! I can feel a level of darkness emanating from this world!!"

Janet:

"oh the darkness is probably just cosmic love, she's nice"

Aubz:

"Yes prism is mean"

Janet:

"it's the rainbows you've gotta worry about"

Moss:

"also stay away from peppermint
not prism related just advice"

Greenshi:

"prism seems like light but she is darkness and the darkness lady is light and-"

Brush:

"light bad sometimes :("

Insider2000:

“Well, sometimes you gotta be the everlasting light within darkness.”

Mako:

"There has to be a balance between light and dark, and Prism is Too Much Light"

Raven:

"Yeah, Prism may have the power of light, but she uses it for evil!"

"Oh, Peppermint? I talked with her a lot! We had a lot of discussion!"

Wonder:

"oh dear"

Mako:

"h"

Moss:

"what did you discuss?"

Greenshi:

".....about?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Oh?"

Bubbly:

"oh boy"

Raven:

"Meanwhile Cosmic Love uses the power of darkness for good"

"Mostly about Ginger Axel!"

Janet:

"oh nice! glad she's made a friend"

Brush:

"ginger axel......"

Greenshi:

"gaxel."

Bubbly:

"ginger axel...."

Moss:

"Ginger axel"

"Yes!"

Mako:

"Nickelodeon Gaxel"

"Ginger Axel!"

Raven:

"Does Ginger Axel like Ginger Ale"

Brush:

"does he taste like ginger ale"

Janet:

"btw jsyk, there was a misunderstanding earlier that led to her stabbing us, in case she seems angry at the nelson"

"I don't know!"

"I'll have to ask him how he tastes!"

Wonder:

"..."

Mako:

"A"

Insider2000:

Ale is his real name.

Greenshi:

"make sure peppermint didnt hear that."

Mako:

"Phrasing might be needed, bud"

Brush:

"anyway yeah i made a joke in peppermint's presence which went over poorly"

AV:

“Why were you talking about him?”

"Wh-what did you say?"

"Oh, here she is now!"

Greenshi:

"oh god"

Bubbly:

"ah!"

Brush:

"oh boy"

Moss:

"oh"

UnofficiallyJam:

"HIDE US"

Moss:

"fuck"

Mako:

"DON'T LET HER NEAR US"

Insider2000:

“DON’T HURT US!”

"She's all red, just like a peppermint for some reason!"

Wonder:

"alright, let's try not to get her to stab us again"

Raven:

"Time for shipping"

"I'll put you all away for a bit!"

Greenshi:

"we will die now."

AV:

“Tell peppermint sorry we got off on the wrong foot!”

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field

"I'm sorry to tell you, but I don't believe 'I'm baby' will hold up in court"

MILES EDGEWORTH has defeated JUNIPER UPPERCUT this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You know you remind me of a student I once had the one time I taught Literature"

"Because I'm passionate about stories?"

"Because I assigned an essay on 'Of Mice and Men' and they sent me a fifty page fanfiction with the tags 'canon-deviant', 'yaoi', and 'hurt/comfort'"

[15: Peppermint vs Professor Iris]

AV:

Is this a fanfuffle ref or did she just say that

I dont think theres a fanfuffle character that would do that, I just made it up

Raven:

As someone who had to read Of Mice And Men in school this is extremely cursed

oh yeah almost definitely

Moss:

I hope markiplier and jacksepticye dont exist within this universe and if they do i hope theyre safe from peppermint

at least alpharad is safe

the Nelson image

Moss:

"hello?"

Insider2000:

“Hello?”

Wonder:

"yello"

Greenshi:

"hello!"

Bubbly:

"hi"

Mako:

"are we safe?"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"this still broxas?"

"What in tarnation happened to ya?"

Prince:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"pep :("

Greenshi:

"got stabbed."

Etharia:

“Peppermint.”

Wonder:

"juni healed us"

Bubbly:

"we got stabbed"

Moss:

"peppermint"

UnofficiallyJam:

"pep."

Mako:

"Juniper!"

Raven:

"HOEDOWN THANK GOODNESS"

Insider2000:

“Peppermint was mean to us…”

"Awww how sweet of Juni. She really is a belle, ain't she?"

Mako:

"She is!"

J0rt:

"Absolutely!"

Janet:

"peppermint found us, we accidentally implied a relationship with crimson, she stabbed us within like 0.1 seconds, juni found us, she healed us with a sticker"

Etharia:

“Yeah”

Bubbly:

"she is"

Greenshi:

"juni's great we love the violence child"

Brush:

"just a lil sweetie"

Janet:

"juni's so good"

Mako:

"anyways is there a bath around here?"

chirp:

"A real sweetpea of a kid."

"Yea, she's been takin' the whole bein' all alone thing...."

"well......"

Mako:

"We need to be cleansed"

"Not too swell"

Greenshi:

"nooooOOOOOOO"

Bubbly:

"oh no..."

Mako:

"Oh"

Moss:

"oh"

Prince:

"oh.."

Brush:

":<"

Greenshi:

"HUG HER"

"I've been helpin' to cheer her up a bit though."

Greenshi:

"BABY"

Insider2000:

“Poor girl…”

Mako:

"I'm sad now"

Raven:

"Noooo baby child"

"She really misses her brother..."

Wonder:

"we do too"

AV:

“Aww”

Insider2000:

“Tell Larry to shapeshift for her.”

"But it looks like she managed to help ya out a bit."

Raven:

"Prism really set up the tournament blocks to isolate people from their emotional supports"

"It's been a quick minute since I was a youngin' but I don't think I'd be able to play doctor if I wasn't in the right brain"

"So looks like she's doin' a bit better"

Bubbly:

"we're not able to yet, but we'll eventually be able to give him a message if it makes her feel better?"

Wonder:

"yeah, you'd probably be busy playing pirate /j"

Insider2000:

“Good!”

"Oh, that'd be just swell"

Janet:

"al's in the last bracket, so the message would take a while, but yeah we can do that"

"Thanks y'all. You're really just precious, ya know that?"

Brush:

":3"

Moss:

"awwww thanks"

Greenshi:

"d'aww thanks"

Bubbly:

"we try"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Thanks!"

Insider2000:

“You’re awesome too, Howdown!”

Janet:

"it helps that we're in the shape of a hedgehog i think"

Mako:

"c:"

Greenshi:

"you're great too. thanks for looking out for everyone <3"

"Aww shucks, I'm just a mother doin' m' job"

Janet:

"doing a great job! way better than some mothers i could name"

We have a report from the field!

"....well at LEAST tell me it was a WELL WRITTEN fanfiction before you talk smack about them"

PEPPERMINT has defeated PROFESSOR IRIS this round!!!

Janet:

"how did pep win that one?? v impressed"

"Hey y'all...."

Prince:

"Hey!"

Greenshi:

"yeah?"

"Y'all mentioned you haven't seen Corn yet, right?"

Brush:

"yeah"

Wonder:

"not yet, but she is in tournament"

AV:

“Yeah”

Insider2000:

“Not yet.”

Greenshi:

"not yet. shes in a later bracket"

Janet:

"yeah, she's later on"

"When you see her, can you just...."

Insider2000:

“She’s been strong throughout these.”

Janet:

"she's bracket h, with al"

Wonder:

"no need to ask, hoedown"

Wonder:

"we will"

UnofficiallyJam:

"We will."

Brush:

"mac and cheese is there too, huh"

"Can ya remind her that....lord this is silly"

"Promise not to laugh?"

Moss:

"I promise"

Greenshi:

"we wont"

Janet:

"promise"

Insider2000:

“We won’t.”

"I'm jokin you can laugh if you wanna"

Wonder:

"we know it's heartfelt"

Greenshi:

"<3"

Janet:

"too late, already promised"

"Tell her she's got this....cuz she's her momma's buccan-ear?"

Wonder:

"we have plenty of experience laughing and crying when it comes to you guys"

Mako:

"Ayyy"

Janet:

"aww, we will!"

Brush:

"hehehoho :nelsob:"

Greenshi:

"we will!"

Insider2000:

“Awwww, of course!”

chirp:

"Oh thats ADORABLE,"

Prince:

"HELL YEAH WE WILL!"

Greenshi:

"thats adorable"

J0rt:

"aww!"

Wonder:

"yeah. we will."

Bubbly:

"will do <3"

"Thanks y'all"

Moss:

"We will!"

Raven:

"That's adorable!"

"Well, Peppermint's comin' back. I'm gonna put ya down...she's been tellin' me 'bout some tensions 'tween the two of ya"

Insider2000:

“Love ya, Hoedown!”

Janet:

"oh, can you give pep a message from us quickly?"

Greenshi:

"yeah....."

Wonder:

"YEAH, YOU CAN SAY THAT"

Moss:

"Yeah shes mad at us"

Greenshi:

"keep an eye out in case she stabs us again please"

Raven:

"Oh boy, time to apologize to Peppermint"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Don't expect me to go easy on ya. We've sparred for all seven of those years, so I know all your little tricks"

"Yeah, and thats when you were stuck in that Home form....now you got even more tricks. Good thing I still know ya down to the core"

[16: Larry vs Iggy Koopa]

ROUND 1 LARRY: Green Bayo

Watching Larry Bayo is so funny because he will

get Witch Time

And then do Jack Shit with it

Every time

I love it

LARRY ROUND 2 Prismatic Gecko

ROUND THREE

LARRY ROUND 3: Blue Alph

last hit situatio

]

last stock, Iggy 160%, Larry 130%

Brush:

damn the last hit was on ryan

Mako:

]

Brush:

]

Prince:

]

Greenshi:

]

]

Moss:

]

Greenshi:

=]

Wonder:

]

Prince:

]

We have a report from the field ]

"Gotta say, fighting you out of that old form is always a breath of fresh air!"

LARRY has defeated IGGY KOOPA this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I'm sorry, but I doubt you'll be able to shapeshift your way out of any prosecution this time around, Lawrence"

"Are you kidding me? I'm from Florida. Getting arrested is part of my morning routine at this point"

[17: Larry vs Miles Edgeworth]

LARRY ROUND 1: Peach

UnofficiallyJam:

Anyway something I realized is that cpuk has a bunch of characters like lupin but has very little zenigatas busting down doors yelling "LUUUUUPIN!" Edgeworth is close but I don't think he would go to such lengths.

Brush:

toj

Mako:

Well ToJ isn't as angy

a mouse:

do we even have a jigen

a mouse:

or a goemon

a mouse:

we might have a fujiko.

Brush:

do we need them. must every character have a direct equivalent

Insider2000:

Hoedown is Fujiko in her own way.

Is dani a fujiko Idk enough about lupin

AV:

headline: Florida Man charged for throwing hot dog at St. Pete officer

this is true

>st pete

yeah that tracks

ROUND TWO LARRY: Purple Joker

J0rt:

STEVE????

Mako:

I'm sorry, Steve??

J0rt:

fanfuffle character named Yoinkmaster Steve is a purple joker

Mako:

Dang, Larry hittin that Yoinky Sploinky

awww yeeeeaaaaaa

j0hn voice "PLEASE!!!"

YO

ROUND THREE

ROUND THREE LARRY Zombie Colored Banjo

a mouse:

that's gruntilda banjo >:c

I just thought of something

posted in cpuk channel

[Ryan posted: Dr Order Voice: "My Son Grunk, who has all of the diseases"]

We have a report from the field

"Hey, no hard feelings my fellow gay. You can always try again tomorrow. I'm sure you'll do better next time"

LARRY has defeated MILES EDGEWORTH this round!!!

Insider2000:

Discord dying from where I am, but YO LARRY!

Greenshi:

oh no jack : ( hes dying

Bubbly:

he has a headache

Brush:

he is taking. a nap

a mouse:

...in a dream?

Brush:

a nap inside a nap

Greenshi:

hes dead 😔

mood jack

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Nice magic! Although I see you don't have the ability to Freeze people!"

"Oh, I do! Mine just involves sapping their life force....oh....can....can you not do that?"

[18: Professor Iris vs Brunette Roxas]

I couldnt think of anything character specific so I just went down to their movesets sorry lol

the Nelson image

Prince:

"hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo"

"............."

Moss:

"hello"

Bubbly:

"hello"

Moss:

"who?"

"Go on......you can do it"

Janet:

"hi!"

Greenshi:

".....we're sorry"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello”

Insider2000:

“Peppermint?”

J0rt:

"hewwo?"

".......Hi there.....Nelson...."

Moss:

"Sorry peppermint?"

Brush:

"is this peppermint? if so i'm so sorry i was joking"

Insider2000:

“We’re sorry. We aren’t dating Crimson. We promise.”

Moss:

"it was a haha funny joke"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint??? My love??”

Bubbly:

"peppermint? we got off on the wrong foot"

Greenshi:

"no ones dating crimson, it was a joke."

"Y...yeah....and I'm sorry I stabbed you......are you doing okay?"

J0rt:

"Junie healed us!"

Janet:

"we're doing fine, juni gave us a sticker!"

Brush:

"oh yeah we're fine"

Greenshi:

"juni fixed us <3"

Insider2000:

“We are fine. We think.”

Moss:

"yeah, doing a lot better"

Epicsuperbat:

“I’m always ok when you are around “

Janet:

"turns out we're stab safe"

Raven:

"Peppermint we apologize! Juni healed us with a sticker"

Brush:

"we're a paperweight we don't feel pain"

Aubz:

"hi pep!"

Wonder:

"oh, pep"

Greenshi:

"pepe"

"Well....that's good........I...I'm really sorry"

Wonder:

"yeah, no, we apologize for uhh...all that"

Insider2000:

“It’s okay. We’re Crimson fans too.”

"You're doin' great Pep!!!"

Wonder:

"just wanna get things off on the right foot"

Aubz:

"Who's that?"

Wonder:

"broxas, probably"

Brush:

"we just have a function where if we compliment crimson we teleport to different places. but the only compliment i know is affectionate pet names"

Greenshi:

"lets start over. Hi! We're Nelson!"

Bubbly:

"hoedown?"

"Yeah, I think it's good to get things off on the right foot, too!"

"Hello Nelson..."

Raven:

"We're glad to hear that you're making friends this tournament!"

Brush:

"hi peppermint"

Moss:

"hello"

Janet:

"hi peppermint! great to talk to you!"

Bubbly:

"hi!!"

"Great job, sugarplum! I knew you c-"

Aubz:

"wh"

Janet:

"uh?"

Moss:

"hm?"

Insider2000:

“Hoedown?”

"Uh.......Pep? .......why're ya lookin a lil funky?"

Aubz:

"whomst"

Greenshi:

"....uhoh."

Wonder:

"...oh no"

Moss:

"Oh?"

Mako:

"Uh"

"Hey Nelson......"

Insider2000:

“Oh no…”

Epicsuperbat:

“Uh”

Greenshi:

"y-yeah?"

Aubz:

"uhh"

Mako:

"...yes?"

Raven:

"Awww, Hoedown being a Mom <3"

Moss:

"HEY?! are you ok?"

"I agree......that we need to be on the right foot :)"

Wonder:

"HEY"

Bubbly:

"hey."

Mako:

"A"

Aubz:

"HEY"

Insider2000:

“No!”

Wonder:

"LEAVE HER ALONE"

Brush:

":T"

Janet:

"prism's controlling what you say"

a mouse:

"oh hi, skittles"

Greenshi:

"WHITE WOMAN!"

Aubz:

"DONT DO THAT"

Moss:

"PRISM"

Raven:

"AHHH PRISM"

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK OFF PRISM”

Aubz:

"PRISM MOMENCE"

"Uh.....yer turnin' green, Pep?"

Raven:

"HOEDOWN CODE RAINBOW"

Greenshi:

"HOEDOWN KILL"

AV:

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

"You see, Nelson....it looks like I forgot something important :)"

Epicsuperbat:

“Prism I swear to Spectrum”

Aubz:

"HEY"

Brush:

"accursed prism momence"

Greenshi:

"SHUT"

Janet:

"you know your own voice, i believe you can tell when what you're saying isn't your own words"

Bubbly:

"YOU STOP THAT"

Janet:

"these are prism's words"

Wonder:

"pep, do you think stories are alive?!"

Raven:

"PRISM STOP, SHE WAS HAPPY"

Janet:

"yours are stronger, yours are more true to yourself"

"Before I went to sleep......Prism gave me some power :)"

Epicsuperbat:

“Prism leave people alone challenge”

Greenshi:

"peppermint. you can stop her."

Greenshi:

"this isnt you. you dont need her."

"........You are correct"

Janet:

"you are not beholden to her"

"I do not need her"

Aubz:

"Uhhhhh......"

Raven:

"We believe in you Peppermint! You can grow and change!"

Greenshi:

"thats right!"

"Nelson...."

Moss:

"Yeah!"

"How do you experience time?"

Moss:

"whats up?"

Wonder:

"linearly"

Epicsuperbat:

“I Love you Peppermint!!!”

Moss:

"Hmmm"

Aubz:

"normal way"

Insider2000:

“Linearly, as far as we know.”

Greenshi:

"linearly, but different than yall."

"That is not true for all of you"

Mako:

"Time continues despite what happens in your world"

Moss:

"Time zones also make things a bit strange"

Brush:

"time is just whatever it wants to be"

"Some of you have the ability to see everything that has already happened....all at once"

Raven:

"I'm gonna be real, depression kinda makes my sense of time go fucky-wucky"

"Sort of like a backreading"

Brush:

"oh yeah the archive"

Aubz:

"OH YEA!!!!!!!!

Wonder:

"oh well"

Janet:

"oh no is this about archival"

Greenshi:

"we can do that, yes."

Aubz:

"We can do that!!!"

"I can backread all that has happened."

Wonder:

"yeah, sorta"

Bubbly:

"ohhh yeah"

Brush:

"you're welcome"

Epicsuperbat:

“Time huh? Thanks for the tip”

Mako:

"Oh yeah that's true"

"And all that will happen"

"At will"

Aubz:

"Everything you say is recorded!"

Greenshi:

"nice!"

Epicsuperbat:

“That’s Cool”

Raven:

"Well you don't seem like the type to enjoy spoiling a story for yourself"

"And do you want to know what happens when you suddenly find yourself able to experience all of time all at once?"

Aubz:

"Uh........."

Greenshi:

"i bet its a lot..."

"Uhhh.....Pep? Yer lookin' kinda scary....."

Brush:

"having a time of it?"

Epicsuperbat:

“You kiss women?”

Insider2000:

“Pep…”

Raven:

"I'm guessing sensory overload"

Greenshi:

"you okay?"

AV:

“It gets to you? I know backreading can be too much for me sometimes.”

Mako:

"Overstimulation?"

"IT IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING"

Aubz:

"You kinda just have to skim i- uh"

Brush:

"neat!"

Bubbly:

"AH"

END NELSON EVENT

Mako:

Everything everywhere all at once

I need to see that film

Only issue is that I know I'll hyperfixate on it

also

ROUND THREE

the Nelson image

Prince:

"hi"

"Nelson!!!!!!"

Bubbly:

"uhhhh"

Moss:

"hey?"

Greenshi:

"Hi?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello!”

Insider2000:

“Yes?”

Mako:

"Hi"

Moss:

"Hi!"

chirp:

"Howdy! Who's this?"

Raven:

"Is Pep okay???"

"Why is Peppermint being so scary????"

Janet:

"hi!"

Aubz:

"WHo this"

Greenshi:

"Everything ok?"

Wonder:

"it's prism"

Brush:

"idk god things"

Mako:

"She's experiencing a lot"

Insider2000:

“Prism made her see all of time.”

Aubz:

"Peppermint is a bit overwhelmed."

Wonder:

"she's...doing things. i think"

Janet:

"uhhh she was given chartreuse's powers by prism and now is being overwhelmed"

Moss:

"God things can be overwhelming for people who arnt used to it ig"

Greenshi:

"Time goddess learning curve"

"I'm scared......"

Janet:

"has fundamentally changed her understanding and perception of reality and that's a lot"

Wonder:

"we are too"

chirp:

"Us too!"

"And.....and I think I have to fight her next....."

Greenshi:

".....juni?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Same”

Insider2000:

“It’s okay. She won’t hurt you.”

Raven:

"She got Time powers and it's overwhelming her. She needs help calming down"

Aubz:

"I'm sure it'll be okay."

Wonder:

"...you'll be fine juni"

Janet:

"she's also always had trouble connecting to people, so that might not help"

Wonder:

"you're strong"

Mako:

"Don't worry Juniper, we're right here with you"

Mako:

"You got this!"

Bubbly:

"we know you can do it!"

"There was...."

Brush:

"some stickers might help"

Insider2000:

“Just keep away from her. Stay with Iggy or Hoedown.”

"There was a big blast"

Aubz:

"Be there for her okay? Maybe you can give her a sticker!"

Epicsuperbat:

“She won’t hurt you, I mean She isn’t even that good of a fighter”

Greenshi:

"You got this. You're the strongest, you know that!"

AV:

“Yknow when you go somewhere loud, and it’s a little too much? Thats what she’s feeling right now.”

Aubz:

"Huh?"

"And momma Hoedown got hit"

Janet:

"oh no…"

Wonder:

"..."

Aubz:

"OH NO"

Brush:

"uh oh!"

"I.....I don't know if she's okay"

Insider2000:

“Oh no!”

Mako:

"is she okay?"

Moss:

"oh"

"I'm just...."

Aubz:

"Can you check in on her? If it's safe to do so."

"I'm......................"

Greenshi:

"....can you get larry to look at her?"

Janet:

"it's okay to be scared, we're scared too"

Epicsuperbat:

“Talk to Larry”

"I just wanna see Al"

Insider2000:

“Hoedown is tough! Mom’s are tough! She’ll be okay!”

Etharia:

“Get Larry. He’s also a doctor, he can help.”

Wonder:

"we do too"

Janet:

"al's in another bracket, im sorry"

Wonder:

"but... i'm sure al believes in you"

Epicsuperbat:

“Al is ok, I don’t know if that helps or not”

"It's gonna happen"

Wonder:

"even if you're far apart"

Raven:

"Imagine if an Earth Pony suddenly got all the magic powers of an Alicorn. It would be really hard for them to control it all, right? That's what's happening to Peppermint, kinda"

We have a report from the field!

"Did......Iris, did you feel that?"

BRUNETTE ROXAS has defeated PROFESSOR IRIS this round!!!

Aubz:

"Okay junie, did you feel anything weird when you heard the explosion?"

"Oh no oh no I'm next!!!!"

Wonder:

"YOU CAN DO IT"

Wonder:

"YOU'RE STRONG"

Greenshi:

"Can you postpone it at all?"

"Y....."

Moss:

"YOU WILL BE OK"

Epicsuperbat:

“You are way too strong for her to hurt you”

Janet:

"hey, juni, it'll be alright, okay? you'll be okay"

"Yeah......yeah I'm....."

Brush:

"listen, just kick her butt! you're strong!"

Insider2000:

“Believe in Al! Your brother believes in you!”

"I'm st-"

Raven:

"Take some deeeep breaths, kiddo. We're here for you! Sticker buddies!"

Aubz:

"You got this!! Remember what the ponies said! Be brave!!"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"........I'm.......I'm strong........Al believes in me......I'm......I'm not afraid......"

"ND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHING AND EVERYTHI"

[19: Juniper Uppercut vs Peppermint]

Me seeing a bracket without heavy emotions: "Hey is anyone gonna needlessly inject some heavy emotions into this" and then I inject heavy emotions into it before anyone can respond

Epicsuperbat:

Do you think Crimson can teleport us into a fight?

Janet:

"hey crimson, you're amazing, can you get us to peppermint?"

Moss:

"Crimson, you amazing lad can you teleport us to peppermint"

TRANSPORTING PLEASE WAIT

[A video call starts, where the first round of the match finishes up]

Hey everybody :)

Enjoying the view? :)

Aubz:

"YOU"

Wonder:

YOU FUCKING

Mako:

Also screw off Prism

Moss:

FUCK OF PRISM

Wonder:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Brush:

>:T

Epicsuperbat:

Fuck You Prism

Aubz:

prism listen i get you're evil but isn't sending peppermint after a child kinda low even by your standards

Wonder:

do you understand what you're doing to people?! do you even fucking care?!

Epicsuperbat:

🚙🔋

I simply took the moment to remind Peppermint of things.....not my fault if the negative effects of such a thing slipped my mind somewhat :)

Wonder:

IT IS

Epicsuperbat:

SCREW YOU

Raven:

Prism, I am trying to be civil here, but that's bullshit

Wonder:

'RE LITERALLY THE PERSON WHO GAVE HER THIS SHIT

Greenshi:

I haaaaaate yooooooooou/ at prism

Etharia:

BABY WIN

Brush:

:clap: junie!

AV:

Pep just lost first match

Bubbly:

Junie just won on last stock

Epicsuperbat:

Thank Cod Junie

Mako:

BABY WIN, BITCH

Raven:

JUNI WINS ROUND 1

Well I'll leave you to speak with Peppermint :)

Let me just get Ryan to help visually :)

a pink Kirby has appeared next to Juni and Peppermint in the character selection, representing Nelson

Wonder:

“Hey peppermint… are you ok?”

"AND.........EVERYTHING........"

Wonder:

"pep, it's going to be okay"

Brush:

"hey man what's up"

Bubbly:

"heyy pep?"

Janet:

"hi, it's us"

Epicsuperbat:

“HEY”

Moss:

"HI"

"HEY THERE NELSON!!!!!!!"

Mako:

"peppermint? You okay?"

Raven:

"Pep! Can you hear us?! It's the Nelson!"

Greenshi:

"us in the real?"

Etharia:

“Take a moment Peppermint. I get that this is all overwhelming. Just take a second, try to center yourself in the present.”

"AGAIN!!!!! SORRY!!!!! THAT WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT!"

Aubz:

"Pep we're here for you.

Janet:

"remember when you first saw crimson?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Pep focus."

Janet:

"remember how it felt?"

Wonder:

"peppermint, just...breathe"

"WHEN I FIRST SAW CRIMSON"

Insider2000:

“It’s okay, but things are getting bad. You need to relax.”

"WHAT IS THE FIRST"

Janet:

"i'd like you to focus on that feeling"

"ALL OF IT IS THE FIRST"

Epicsuperbat:

“YO I FUCKIN LOVE YOU SO MUCH“

Aubz:

"Think about your fanfics!"

Raven:

"We need you to breathe! In for 4, hold, then out for 5"

Janet:

"when you saw how real he looked"

"THIS IS THE FIRST MOMENT OF MY LIFE"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Deep breathes focus on something anything."

"THE LAST MOMENT OF MY LIFE"

Janet:

"how vividly crimson he was"

"HE"

Etharia:

“What’s your favorite fanfic of yours?”

"HE WAS ALWAYS"

"THE MOST CRIMSON"

"ALWAYS"

"ALL OF THE TIME"

Insider2000:

“Focus on one thing, and block out everything else.”

Epicsuperbat:

“Focus on the now, ignore everything else”

"THE NOW"

"THE NOW"

Raven:

"He was a constant, and you needed that"

"THE WORDS"

Greenshi:

"I know its scary. take a breath. focus on whats around you. not in time, in life."

"THE LETTERS"

Epicsuperbat:

“Focus on us”

"THE SPEECH"

Brush:

"well right now we're like, in your hand or something"

"YOU"

"THE NOW"

"THE MOMENT"

Brush:

"we aren't always in your hand"

"THE EVERYTHING"

"THE ONE THING

"ONE"

Greenshi:

"touch something. focus on it. dont look away."

"ONE"

"PRISM!!!!!!"

Raven:

"Guys I think she's experiencing Spectrum"

"Yes? :)"

"WHY DID YOU DO THIS????"

"Don't you already know?"

Raven:

"Question for the ages, really"

Epicsuperbat:

“Because she’s a bitch”

"You signed up for this? :)"

"Someone needs to be a tragedy :)"

a mouse:

"a little bit of everything, all of the time 🎵"

Greenshi:

"she didnt know. how could she?"

Raven:

"She wanted to use you, manipulate you"

"Miss Peppermint?"

Insider2000:

“You’re going to be a tragedy, Prism.”

Janet:

"you're more than tragedy"

"Are you..........are you afraid right now?"

Janet:

"you're peppermint"

"I AM EVERYTHING JUNIPER"

Raven:

"Peppermint, do NOT hurt the child. You don't want to hurt the child!"

Etharia:

“Peppermint, focus. Focus on the conversation you’re having right now, on the words that are coming out of your mouth.”

Greenshi:

"you are not a tragedy. you are not everything. you are peppermint. right here. right now. and nothing else."

Insider2000:

“Juni, give her a sticker.”

"Well........you......you are strong.....I know that much after that last fight"

"................"

Epicsuperbat:

“You are peppermint! Nothing more nothing less, you are want You want to be, not what Prism wants you to be”

"...........HOW AM I"

"EXPERIENCING THIS NOW........"

"You can do this Peppermin-"

Raven:

"Because you're alive!"

the screen has gone darker (like a switch screen does when no one interacts with it in a while)

"Why did it just get dark?"

Moss:

"Cosmic?"

Mako:

"Cos?"

Greenshi:

"youre going to get help. youre not alone."

Raven:

"!!!! Cosmic! Cosmic is here to help you!"

"Because, little Juni :) I'm taking power from other times for this next fight :)"

Janet:

"that's prism talking"

Janet:

"you're not prism"

"Miss Peppermint, you don't quite sound righ-"

Insider2000:

“She’s a kid, Prism!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Prism fuck off!”

Bubbly:

HEY WAIT

J0rt:

OH GOD WE'RE FIGHTING

Bubbly:

NELSON

Greenshi:

"WAIT WE'RE HERE."

Brush:

oh we're here

Epicsuperbat:

“NELSON FIGHT!”

Etharia:

CAN THE NELSON FIGJT

Raven:

"JUNI RUN!"

Mako:

WAIT WE'RE FIGHTING

Brush:

NELSON FIGHT

Aubz:

WE GET TO FIGHT

Moss:

UHHH

Wonder:

OH GOD, WE'RE FIGHTING

Wonder:

COSMIC WE NEED ADVICE

Aubz:

YEA

Moss:

cosmic help

UnofficiallyJam:

COSMIC HELP

Aubz:

Peppermint can now see like all of time or something and it's not treating her well

Raven:

COSMIC HELP A CHILD IS IN DANGER FROM A GODDESS

Prince:

HAHA HI. A CHILD IS IN DANGER.

Aubz:

And I think she wants to hunt down a child about it

give them hell

UnofficiallyJam:

NELSON FIGHT

Etharia:

WE HAVE FINALLY UNCURLED

J0rt:

i mean i AM a kirby main

Epicsuperbat:

“WE CAN SEE, WE CAN FIGHT”

Wonder:

HOW DO WE STEER THIS THING

a mouse:

NELSON MECH, ROLL OUT

Greenshi:

"VIOLENCE VIOLENCE"

Aubz:

i am headcanoning this as us doing a twitch plays pokemon style thing

Aubz:

okay everybody go right

a mouse:

A!

a mouse:

B!

Epicsuperbat:

A!

Etharia:

Dodge

Greenshi:

A. B. B. JUMP JUMP DOWN SMASH

J0rt:

Down+B

a mouse:

Z! LEFT!

Aubz:

up + b

Moss:

Rt

Raven:

Guard!

I will be honest this was NOT supposed to happen :)

Insider2000:

Wombo combo!

Etharia:

Pummel!

Greenshi:

KILL.

Wonder:

SHUT UP, WHITE WOMAN

Greenshi:

KILL BUTTON.

Epicsuperbat:

SHUT UP PRISM

Brush:

can't fucking stop us

Brush:

nelson fight

Etharia:

TOO BAD MOTHERFUCKER

J0rt:

Down+B B Down+B B Down+B B Down+B B

Bubbly:

NOO JUNIE

Greenshi:

juni nooo

Raven:

We won't let you hurt an innocent kid!

Brush:

!givethemhell

Greenshi:

......nelson.

Aubz:

uh oh

Mako:

I can't experience this fight, I am in the shitty data dimension

Epicsuperbat:

!kill

Bubbly:

Nelson bing moments

you seem to be unfocused

J0rt:

....what happens if nelson wins

Aubz:

!kill

J0rt:

this isn't a team battle

Wonder:

YEAH, LITTLE BIT

Aubz:

HOW DO WE FOCUS

Wonder:

HELP?

J0rt:

oh well nvm

Brush:

we join the bracket

Greenshi:

weve never fought before

Etharia:

GIRL HELP

Greenshi:

idk what we're doing

Mako:

This ain't a twitch plays situation, I'm sorry to say

Moss:

Ive never used twitch plays

Moss:

idk how it works

Greenshi:

we simply Must beat peppermint please

focus yourself

Wonder:

WE'RE TRYING

Greenshi:

how

Insider2000:

!focus

Raven:

Sorry Cosmic, I'm bad at Smash

Epicsuperbat:

Impossible

Etharia:

EVERYONE PRESS Q

Mako:

LAST STOCKS

Greenshi:

q

Etharia:

Q

Moss:

Q

J0rt:

Q

UnofficiallyJam:

Q

Insider2000:

Q

Epicsuperbat:

Q

Wonder:

Q

Aubz:

Q

Mako:

Q

Raven:

Q

Prince:

Q

Wonder:

FUCK

Aubz:

oh

Bubbly:

Welp.

Greenshi:

ded

Aubz:

that didnt work

Etharia:

NOOOO

Brush:

we're dead....

UnofficiallyJam:

Welp.

J0rt:

well there we go

Aubz:

junie pls

Epicsuperbat:

Well we tried

Greenshi:

smashed and crashed and bashed

Janet:

q for quit…

Moss:

we tried

Etharia:

NOW GIVE ER HELL JUNI

Mako:

We got yostled to the blastzone

Raven:

Apparently Q is the button to die

[careful scrolling! spoilers ahead!]

Bubbly:

NOOO

Aubz:

OOF.

Mako:

NO

Brush:

😔

J0rt:

NOOOO

Epicsuperbat:

AAAA

Aegis:

NO

Greenshi:

god dammit

Moss:

OH

Brush:

round 3 i suppose?

UnofficiallyJam:

OH NO

Natalya:

:(

Peppermint wins!

ROUND THREE

Greenshi:

HOW IS SHE GOOD

Wonder:

WELL THAT IS A LINE

a mouse:

fitting winline

Wonder:

THANKS SMASH

focus!!!!!!!!!!!

J0rt:

THAT'S. FUNNY

AV:

OH SHIT

J0rt:

FOCUS ON WHAT??

Greenshi:

GIRL HOW

Brush:

THE FUTURE IS NOT WRITTEN SHE SAYS.

Natalya:

ATTACKING PEPPERMINT

Etharia:

OK Q DIDNT WORK. ROUND 3 LETS TRY W

Janet:

"crimson we love you, team battle spirit please?"

Raven:

EVERYBODY, DO THE SPIRIT BOMB

ive positioned it

up

Wonder:

OH

Wonder:

GO UP

Janet:

up

Moss:

UP

Etharia:

UP

UnofficiallyJam:

up

Wonder:

MORE

Mako:

Up

Epicsuperbat:

Up

Aubz:

.......up?

chirp:

Up

Greenshi:

jumping and jumping and jumping

Janet:

up

Raven:

Up!!

Wonder:

A

J0rt:

up!

Janet:

a

Epicsuperbat:

Like the Pixar movie

UnofficiallyJam:

A

Greenshi:

a

Aubz:

SELECT

Aubz:

A

Wonder:

DOWN

Etharia:

CLICK

Aubz:

A

Bubbly:

DOWN

Aubz:

UP

Janet:

down

Etharia:

PLUS

Wonder:

LEFT

Janet:

down

Greenshi:

left

Etharia:

LEFT

J0rt:

a

Janet:

down

Brush:

left.

Bubbly:

LEFT

Aubz:

LEFT

Wonder:

A

Aubz:

STOP

Brush:

A

Aubz:

A

Bubbly:

A

Greenshi:

YES

Aubz:

UP

Wonder:

START

J0rt:

yes

I'll take it from here :)

a mouse:

i can tell ryan's smiling like hell rn

Moss:

YEA

Epicsuperbat:

Start

Etharia:

PLUS!

Greenshi:

PLUS

UnofficiallyJam:

PLUS

Bubbly:

Hey

J0rt:

NO YOU FUCKING WON'T PRISM

Aubz:

HEY

Greenshi:

FUCK

UnofficiallyJam:

NO

Bubbly:

HEY

Wonder:

DOWN

Epicsuperbat:

NO FUCK OFF PRISM

Greenshi:

GET OUT

Moss:

NO

Wonder:

DOWN

Bubbly:

FUCK OFFF

Etharia:

DOWN

UnofficiallyJam:

B

Etharia:

DOWN

Greenshi:

GET BACK TO H BITCH

Aubz:

DOWN

Epicsuperbat:

DIE

J0rt:

KILL KILL KILL BITE KILL

Etharia:

DOWN

Janet:

down

i will take it from here

[careful scrolling! spoilers ahead!]

blue team: Juni, Nelson, and Cosmic Love - red team: Peppermint and Prism

Wonder:

THANKS, COSMIC

Greenshi:

YES COSMIC

Aubz:

OH

a mouse:

well if you insist, skittles

Epicsuperbat:

LOVE THE COSMIC

Greenshi:

MY LOVE MY LOVE

Aubz:

YESSSSSSSSS

Bubbly:

KILL

Greenshi:

VIOLENCE

Janet:

this is so good

Raven:

Prism is infamously terrible at fighting, so

chirp:

LETS GO GIRL

Bubbly:

Oh god

Greenshi:

THE GIRLS AND THE GIRLS AND THE NELSON AND THE GIRLS

Brush:

!givethemhell

Greenshi:

down smash down smash

Epicsuperbat:

THE NELSON ALSO CONTAINS MANY GIRLS

Greenshi:

TRUUUE

Raven:

"Juni, remember Cosmic Love? She might seem scary at first, but she's a good friend, and she's here to help!"

Bubbly:

HAH PRISM

Etharia:

[S] Nelson: Give Them Hell

Wonder:

WE KICKED FUSCHIA

Aubz:

HAHA YES

Moss:

Destruction my beloved

Greenshi:

Nelson Kill

Bubbly:

GET FUCKED

Epicsuperbat:

Prism is so bad at fighting

Wonder:

WE STILL HAVE OUR THREE STOCKS

Greenshi:

POWERFUL PAPERWEIGHT

Bubbly:

So does junie!

Wonder:

nvm

a mouse:

i like to imagine nelson's like

a mouse:

a lil gunpla transformers type thing

J0rt:

lmao. rip prism

Aubz:

WHITE WOMAN DOWN

Greenshi:

PRISM DOWN

Moss:

PRISM DOWN

Epicsuperbat:

PRISM DOWN

Raven:

YES!!!

Etharia:

We’re a hedgehog, we just Unroll

[careful scrolling! spoilers ahead!]

Juni, Nelson, and Cosmic Love win!

Bubbly:

NICE

Wonder:

WE DID IT

Greenshi:

WOOOOOOOO

J0rt:

YEAAAAAHHHHHH

a mouse:

CAR BATTERY ATTACK

Natalya:

NELSON

Mako:

WOO

Aubz:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Janet:

juni three stock!

Bubbly:

NELSON WIN

Greenshi:

JUNIIIIIIIII

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"I knew I wasn't afraid when I've got friends to back me up!!!!" im happy to provide that for her......we would have been such great friends, i imagine.......

JUNIPER UPPERCUT has defeated PEPPERMINT this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So uh......after all THAT.....how's the farm been doin?"

"It's been right swell! Th' publicity from the tournament's been right dandy!"

[20: Iggy Koopa vs Hoedown]

Janet:

good she's okay

Insider2000:

Glad Hoedown is okay.

Raven:

Hoedown's okay!!

Oh yeah Larry took care of her

I completely forgot that Hoedown got fucked up by that whole ordeal

the Nelson image

"So uh......"

Janet:

"hi!"

J0rt:

"hi hewwo??"

Greenshi:

"we did violence"

Moss:

"hello!"

"That happened"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello”

Brush:

"how you doing?"

Insider2000:

“Indeed.”

Janet:

"sure did"

Bubbly:

"well that happened"

Greenshi:

"sure did!"

Aubz:

"Whos this?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Yep."

Wonder:

"larry?"

"Oh yeah it's Larry"

Wonder:

"yeah, it was"

J0rt:

"Larry!!!"

Brush:

"larry momence"

Wonder:

"a thing"

UnofficiallyJam:

"LARRY!"

Greenshi:

"hi larry! hows everyone?"

Brush:

"just normal god things"

"Yeah I was just helpin' out Hoedown after she got blasted a bit"

Aubz:

"Hey! And yeah things totally happened a lot"

Janet:

"hey larry! thanks for helping out hoedown"

Mako:

"Heya, dude!"

Wonder:

"is peppermint still around?"

Mako:

"Thanks for helping out, by the way!"

Raven:

"Can you heal up Pep, too?"

"I told her she should rest, but she said somethin' about her fighting spirit, and who was I to turn that down"

J0rt:

"Oh yeah uh. you're fighting Peppermint next huh"

Janet:

"i think peppermint may need some help staying grounded"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can you check on Junie”

Janet:

"got chartreuse powers and prism messing her up"

"Oh yeah, Pep's already been brought to my attention. Just had a look at her"

Moss:

"Hey larry
fo you know what crimson meant by "be right back" if not how did
he leave? If its prism related dont share she can here us"

"She's.......in a state"

Brush:

"having a time"

J0rt:

"very lucky that the resident doctor is in this bracket huh"

Brush:

"having time"

Epicsuperbat:

“She needs help”

Greenshi:

"yeahhhh"

Brush:

"y'know i honestly didn't notice i was making a pun when saying Having A Time Of It"

Janet:

"also, you know the whole, narrative nature of reality thing?"

"I dunno how time god stuff works, although I remember wrapping my mind around the initial timeloop came with a lot of pressue"

Aubz:

"Is she at least physically okay?"

chirp:

"She's experiencing the fullness of time all at once and going from linearity to nonlinearity is taking. a toll!"

"I can imagine knowing All Of Time at once may have given even more pressure"

Janet:

"she's also increasingly aware of that, based on how she was in earlier dreams"

Greenshi:

"and prism sure isnt helping....."

"Although it looks like whatever Prism did to her got removed, so she isn't time goddess anymore...."

Epicsuperbat:

“I feel like you are the only person there who can even slightly understand what she’s going through”

Brush:

"i mean chartreuse"

a mouse:

"wait so she can essentially detonate those powers, in a sense"

Brush:

"chartreuse used to have that"

Janet:

"huh, that's… probably good?"

Brush:

"kinda went through the opposite problem"

"But as far as I can tell she did take in a lot of information about time"

Raven:

"Permanently? Or temporarily?"

Wonder:

"a time bomb, if you will"

Brush:

"hehehoho"

a mouse:

"you fuck"

"Physically she's okay, but the only matching record of something of this intensity yields....not great results"

"Like....."

a mouse:

"sorry, you heck. children are around."

Bubbly:

"yeaaah"

Raven:

"...Cosmic Love."

"There must have been something out there keeping watch because with trying to adapt to something of that power...well...according to a previous report....it's a wonder that her body isn't indistinguishable from the ashes of a campfire"

Wonder:

"...jesus"

Greenshi:

"fucking hell"

UnofficiallyJam:

"UH OH"

Brush:

"it probably helps that this is a dream"

"I'll keep you guys posted"

Moss:

"Spectrum said that to order didnt they?'

"Who?"

Greenshi:

"thank you. really."

Raven:

"Spectrum..?"

Aubz:

"Hoo okay good to know"

J0rt:

"YES"

Aubz:

"Wait you don't know about Spectrum?"

Moss:

"parent god"

Bubbly:

"how did you hear that?"

Janet:

"or do you mean cosmic love"

"I don't know, I'm just going off of previous reports"

Moss:

"Crimson, colbalt , and chartruses parent
werent you watching when that happened?"

J0rt:

"...reports of what??"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Spectrum big old god type, a bit of a metaphor."

"Doctor Order isn't the first person to try and become god"

Brush:

"we're spectrum kinda, if jack is to be believed"

Moss:

"huh...?"

a mouse:

"📝"

Wonder:

"ah."

"And I had seven years to read up....something that Doc Order sure as hell didn't"

Moss:

"who was the first?"

Wonder:

"multiple"

Brush:

"yeah who doesn't want to become god. aside from like, sensible people"

Etharia:

“Anyways, while Peppermint is recovering, I’d avoid giving us to her. Our presence also means Prism can appear.”

"Don't remember their name. Doubt they were anyone too important"

"At least to our current situation"

Wonder:

"i disagree, considering the nature of things"

Greenshi:

".....do you remember any details?"

Janet:

"i bet their name got deleted from the script"

Raven:

"Larry that is literally Chekov's Gun"

"My memory ain't perfect, but I can try to remember"

Aubz:

"Yeah, this seems big"

"If I remember I'll keep you posted"

Greenshi:

"thanks. anything is helpful right now"

Moss:

"How mant cases of attempted godhood is there
and is there a chance any if them were successful?"

Janet:

"good luck!"

Wonder:

"i have a hunch on who it might be but"

Raven:

"Thanks, man. Hang in there!"

Etharia:

“You seem like the type to play D&D enough to know that you can’t just drop something like that with no elaboration”

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field

"But don't consider the kindness to lead to me not givin' ya a solid whoopin'"

HOEDOWN has defeated IGGY KOOPA this round!!!

quick restroom break!

Also a peek behind the curtain

spoilered because its behind the scenes stuff

Me: "Haha let me drop this funny connection with the Spectrum line from 20"

Y'all: "How does Larry Know This??"

Me: "Oh he read it because someone else tried it"

Y'all: "WHAT WAS THEIR NAME WE MUST KNOW THIS IS IMPORTANT"

Me, who did not at all plan this far: "Oh you know"

But I will absolutely be stealing parts of your theories tysm

Spectrum, when Doctor Order tried to become God: "Okay you're kinda cool so you can live"

Spectrum, when Doctor Order tries to make her daughter become God:

a grayscale image of Michael Jordan saying "Fuck them kids."

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Oh!!!!! Oh my gosh!!! Aren't you friends with Donald and Goofy??? And Mickey Mouse??????? Can I meet them?????"

"Actually, that's the other me......but I can try to make something happen!"

[21: Brunette Roxas vs Juniper Uppercut]

Greenshi:

fly bi saw god and all he got out of it was to beat up children

>everyone in cpuk is bi

>peak bi is most like god

>god said fuck them kids

>ergo

Mako:

Thinks back to the last time Juni mentioned Mickey a-

I do not remember this, did she mention wanting to kill the mouse

Janet:

yep

good

a mouse:

Muzz's favourite anime character whose name i've forgotten looking scared

THE MICHOLAS ONE NOT THE MUZZ ONE

Epicsuperbat:

Fly Bi is Piss Yoshi Is Ryan

Also I am canonically Iggy

We have a report from the field

".....hold on a minute.....what's with that murderous look in your eye when you brought up Mickey?"

BRUNETTE ROXAS has defeated JUNIPER UPPERCUT this round!!!

THE NEXT MATCH SCHEDULED HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY POSTPONED TO ALLOW THE COMBATANTS TO FULLY RECOVER

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Come on buddy, I have fully jurisdiction here, you can't be just prosecuting people on my ground"

"No one person deserves such jurisdiction, Ignacious"

[23: Miles Edgeworth vs Iggy Koopa]

Epicsuperbat:

Has anyone submitted BDG to Cpuk?

UnofficiallyJam:

Kind of weird to submit a real person to kerfuffle.

Brush:

there Are characters like kanye west and crj but also those are famous celebrities

Epicsuperbat:

Implying that BDG isn’t

Brush:

it would be pretty weird to include Some Dude Who's Reasonably Well-Known On The Internet

Epicsuperbat:

CRJ

UnofficiallyJam:

That is differernt holly is involved with that and had a say I don't BDG knows what even is a cpuk is and I would be pretty worried if some random webseries was using my likeness for goofs and gags.

Brush:

carly rae jepsen is a real person

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

but yeah theres definitely a limit

I doubt I'd put BDG in this or like....griffin mcelroy

But like Owen Wilson?

Fair Game

Also

ROUND THREE

chirp:

It would be weird, because bdg is considerably closer to a peer to ryan as theyre both Internet Famous type people than a proper traditional celebrity ripe for parody like crj or kanye or elijah wood

I mean my level of Internet Famous is definitely on the lower tier imo

Brush:

yeah ryan isn't really an internet celebrity. he's more like an accessory to a meme

An accomplice as it were

Brush:

he's in the snapcube dubs which means people might recognize him but not like, for his own works or simply Being Himself

unless they're based and know me from, like, mad rat monday

Brush:

oh yeah ofc

ofc ofc

We have a report from the field

"The extradition treaties will be coming in the mail. I hope you make the right decision in signing them"

MILES EDGEWORTH has defeated IGGY KOOPA this round!!!

Also side note, but apparently I DO fit within the 5 degrees of Kevin Bacon

Mako:

What is that? /gen

Basically it's the idea that any actor can be connected to Kevin Bacon by saying

X was in Y which starred Z who was in A which also had Kevin Bacon"

Wonder:

six degrees of ryu is my favorite variant on that

Yeah its basically six degrees of ryu but for normies

Prince, do you have anything that would be espeically funny with this matchup in terms of opening quotes?

Prince:

i'm being put on the spot uh

sorry i just dont know enough about iris

Prince:

dw!

I can run a match to give you time to think if you want

Prince:

the iris-ing has been great btw! and ye that'd be appreciated because microwave noises

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Alright, I'm not gonna go easy on ya here, since you seem to be ready to go back out there despite everything...."

"Everything........everything......every......yeah....y.....yeah........I'm okay, Larry!"

[22: Peppermint vs Larry]

LARRY ROUND 1: Richter

Insider2000:

Remember when this was gonna be the fun, chill group?

And it almost was!

Until I was like

:)

Insider2000:

I'm glad we went :)

No no no

the line is

:)

Janet:

this is probably the bracket that's given people the most visceral reaction to prism's nonsense

full caps and all

Insider2000:

I'm glad we went :)

Brush:

we get more visceral with every event. sooner or later we'll be tearing her apart with our bare hands

to death bro :)

Brush:

we've already had the opportunity to fight and kill

chirp:

Nelson can attack now.

Greenshi:

to shreds you say? :)

Brush:

we've been assigned a fighter. we cannot be stopped

Prismatic Shadow: "PRISM! This character isn't me!"

LARRY ROUND TWO: Yellow Little Mac

Prince:

BEN,

?

Wonder:

ben is one of iris's students

Prince:

ye

Wonder:

part of the bloodsports elective

Prince:

yeah his name is just. ben.

Prince:

he's normal. he has many hobbies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg [Barenaked Ladies - One week]

chirp:

IIIIIITS BEN

Insider2000:

IT’S BEN…

Mako

It's Ben

Moss:

It is ben

Epicsuperbat

It’s Ben

Wonder:

it's ben

Brush:

it's ben

Prince:

it's ben

The set is over but

Round 3 anyway

ROUND 3 LARRY: White Wild Tunic Link

just to be 100% clear not celadon

this one

Larry is at 1000% on three stocks, while playing as Link in a white tunic

Brush:

he's been that before!

in cpuk 11

Oh Larry has!!

Janet:

btw ryan, so many compliments to you for setting up us using our earlier encounters with peppermint to try to help her

it was Very Cool

tysm

We have a report from the field

"Yeah, you seem a little shaken still....can't blame you....but I think you'll be okay, Pep......"

LARRY has defeated PEPPERMINT this round!!!

Wonder:

so, that was a 2-0, right?

ye

btw prince got anything or should I just bs something

Prince:

i have something!

dm it to me

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"From what I can tell, you fight in a way that is very similar to an acquaintance of mine."

"Well if that's th' case I'd love t' meet her! More hands out in the field or on deck are always nice!"

[24: Hoedown vs Professor Iris]

J0rt:

oh right hoedown does share a skin with an ai altercation character huh

Prince:

one of the vampires of all time

the Nelson image

"......"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yellow”

Moss:

"hello"

Greenshi:

"Hi!"

"............I'm sorry about everything that happened"

Brush:

"yeah no problem"

Greenshi:

"Pep? You okay?"

"......."

Moss:

"Its okay how are you doing"

Bubbly:

"i dont think we can even imagine what that was like"

Epicsuperbat:

“It’s not your fault”

".....I don't really know how to say it"

Aubz:

"It's okay. I know it was a lot. Are you okay?"

Brush:

"shit happens outside of your control sometimes"

Greenshi:

"Its ok. You dont have to"

"...........and I don't want anyone else here knowing"

Wonder:

"it's alright"

"But I......."

Janet:

"hi, im sorry it all happened too, that must've been so hard for you"

UnofficiallyJam:

"No need for an apology."

"I need to tell someone"

Bubbly:

"our lips are sealed"

Moss:

"what is it?"

Greenshi:

"We'll listen."

Epicsuperbat:

“We won’t tell anyone “

Raven:

"You can vent to us if you need! Or Therapuppy, she's a professional"

"I need to tell someone absolutely nothing absolutely nothing I have nothing to share ahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha :)))))))))"

Mako:

"All ears"

Janet:

"you can tell us, but if you don't want to, we know someone who's good with secrets"

Brush:

"dude."

Bubbly:

"hm."

Aubz:

"YOU. PRISM"

Wonder:

"hm..."

Moss:

"You got primd"

Brush:

"c'mon prism"

J0rt:

"PRISM FUCK OFF"

Epicsuperbat:

“Prism for the love of Cod”

Mako:

"Prism shut the hell up challenge"

"What, no- Prism?"

Greenshi:

"....remember what we said earlier?"

Moss:

"prism'd"

"Why are you so afraid of what I learned?"

"Oh my god"

Greenshi:

"Fight her off."

Moss:

"Oh"

"Of course you are"

"Of COURSE you would be upset about la la la la la :)"

Raven:

"It's probably Spectrum related"

Greenshi:

"......we can go somewhere she cant hear."

Moss:

"Can we?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey prism!“

Brush:

"haha wow prism is as immature as aways"

Bubbly:

"i dont know if pep can tho"

Janet:

"if she won't let you tell us, i advise talking to cosmic love about it - she can probably contact you, i don't really know"

Mako:

"Can we play twenty questions to find the truth?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Car Battery”

Wonder:

"there is one other thing we can try"

"I need to get this off my chest Prism"

Moss:

"try using implications maybe?"

"Thats great :)"

Greenshi:

"Let her speak."

"I know you're afraid, but you need to face the facts!!!"

Aubz:

"Hey prism look there's a car battery behind you!"

"Pep? Pep, what's going on?"

"I-I need to go"

Greenshi:

"You can do this, Peppermint."

END NELSON EVENT

Janet:

cosmic, can you contact peppermint after this nelson event? see if us not being present helps matters?

Raven:

Yeah if anyone can help Pep with whT she just went through its Cosmic

UnofficiallyJam:

Pep may not be perfect but she doesn't deserve this.

i can do what i can

Aubz:

Thanks cos! o7

Janet:

thank you

Greenshi:

Thank you cosmic

Raven:

Thank you!

Epicsuperbat:

Love you!

Moss:

thanks

Greenshi:

.....how easily can you let people access the void?

Epicsuperbat:

Bing could just open his Hole

it is hardly a simple process....if i wish for peppermint to truly access it, she must perish in some form

Aubz:

Hm

Raven:

Ah! Horrifying!

Greenshi:

I see.

Janet:

i think she's had enough of that already so far

Prince:

Hmm.

Greenshi:

Let's Not Do That. (...not yet)

UnofficiallyJam:

LETS NOT HORRIBLY TRAUMIZE A TEEN EVEN MORE

as for bing and his........hole.............that utilizes the technique.......which takes an enormous amount of energy.......i imagine bing is still exhausted from his last use

Brush:

Hole 🕳️

Bubbly:

yeah that makes sense

Greenshi:

Alright. Then maybe we can see of she can use pastebin?

Epicsuperbat:

Bing our beloved, hope he’s doing ok

i do not think she is aware of how to do such a thing

Greenshi:

Okay. Well, thanks for letting me bounce some ideas around! We'll see what we can do

Brush:

i imagine the whole pastebin thing requires some connection with spectrum. which peppermint doesn't have to my knowledge

Epicsuperbat:

Not yet anyway

the Nelson image

Aubz:

"Hi!"

Moss:

"hey?"

Wonder:

"find a place?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello."

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey”

"Listen, just please don't tell them what I said okay? They DONT need to know about this"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

"Hey, Nelson!"

Greenshi:

"Hello"

Moss:

"hi again?"

J0rt:

"hey! who is this?"

Wonder:

"uh, hey?"

Bubbly:

"hi!"

"This is Larry"

Aubz:

"Hi!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

J0rt:

"Larry!!!!"

Aubz:

"Larry! Hey!"

Janet:

"hey larry!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello! “

Greenshi:

"Larry! Hi!"

Insider2000:

“Hiya Larry!”

Moss:

"whats up!"

chirp:

"Heya Larry!"

"Was Peppermint just talking with you guys?"

Brush:

"yeah"

Raven:

"Hey Larry! Prism's doing some fucked shit!"

Epicsuperbat:

Hello Funny Homosexual”

Janet:

"trying to"

Moss:

"yeah"

Brush:

"guess she has some secrets"

Janet:

"prism wouldn't let her"

"What was she saying?"

Moss:

"Prism is doing shit tho"

Insider2000:

“Yeah, but we talked about Crimson.”

Brush:

"who's to say?"

Wonder:

"we don't know"

"About Crimson?"

Insider2000:

“Nothing important.”

Greenshi:

"Prism stopped her"

"So Crimson has some weird secrets......"

Moss:

"when does he not"

"I guess that explains what he had to 'be right back' for"

Brush:

"yeah"

Insider2000:

“Yup!”

Raven:

"She was interrupted by Prism too much for any details"

Brush:

"like that time he kissed. heh. well. y'know"

Epicsuperbat:

“I mean he’s crimson of course he does”

"But how does she know....oh yeah......she absorbed knowledge from all of time"

Greenshi:

"Hey yall dont forget who can hear you :) "

Brush:

"we probably should not make that joke around peppermint now that i think of it"

Aubz:

"Yeah that"

"So theres a secret around Crimson that Prism doesn't want us to know...."

Epicsuperbat:

“She already knew everything about Crimson”

"I guess I can ask him about it when I wake up"

Brush:

"if you remember"

Moss:

"you wont really rember probably"

Epicsuperbat:

“Which you won’t”

Raven:

"Crimson's getting a bit nicer over all these dreams, I must admit"

We have a report from the field!!!

"Your experience with vampires tells me that you might be able to handle them"

PROFESSOR IRIS has defeated HOEDOWN this round!!!

Brush:

"be sure to ask him alllll about his love life"

Janet:

"yeah if you don't remember the other dreams, you sure won't remember this one!"

Moss:

"Crimson is nicer in dreams
so he might tell ya here but not in real life i assume"

"But you guys didn't get anything, did you?"

Aubz:

"Nope."

Moss:

"no, how about you?"

Wonder:

"not really"

Brush:

"nah, clueless"

Janet:

"nothing of interest"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sadly no”

Moss:

"got anything new?"

"No, but she seems kinda.......are you SURE she didn't tell you anything"

Raven:

"J0hn can remind you about some of the funny things that have happened in these dreams! He has all the memory backed up"

Brush:

"WAIT his pokemon. his pokemon are named funbox, mandoor, and who"

Moss:

"I am sure"

Greenshi:

"She couldn't..... why?"

J0rt:

"she definitely told us nothing important"

Aubz:

"That's if J0hn finds Crimson and Larry."

Brush:

"i don't think peppermint knows this he told us himself. but it's so important he names his pokemon dumb things"

"It's just that she seems like she's been wanting to say something, but can't for whatever reason"

Epicsuperbat:

“Nothing, just make sure she’s ok please? I love her so much and hate having her in this state”

"I'll absolutely make sure she's alright"

Greenshi:

"Prism is keeping her quiet. Be careful."

Raven:

"Prism can hear what we hear and see what we see, so if someone wants to keep something private..."

Insider2000:

“You’re smart, Larry. Find a way to talk with her without ‘talking’ to her.”

"Thanks......alright, if we find anything, I'll let ya know"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hoo! Just realized I've yet to see ya scrap lil' lady! Hope ya put up yer dukes!"

"You know it Momma Hoedown! I won't hold nothin' back! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw!!"

[25: Juniper Uppercut vs Hoedown]

Greenshi:

Momma hoedown......

Mako:

SO CUTE

Insider2000:

Patch/Alabaster extended family! :nelsob:

Epicsuperbat:

Everyone loves and cares for Junie

Insider2000:

As they should. She's so good.

Bubbly:

they say it takes a village

chirp:

Kerfuffle participants @ Juni be like 'OUR rowdy niece to spoil rotten' and i adore that

chirp:

Everyone all the time protecting juniper uppercut

Insider2000:

Then there's Dani and Juni.

dani gives juni a loaded gun i think

also not to give away who won the first round but

thinkin about this

https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/chongoblog/674353334472392704 [a Ryan mashup called "Villager Wins"]

also

Wonder:

:chongoWatch:

Insider2000:

:chongoWatch:

:chongoWatch:

Brush:

:chongoWatch:

Greenshi:

:chongoWatch:

chirp:

:chongoWatch:

Bubbly:

:chongoWatch:

Raven:

:chongoWatch:

Aubz:

:chongoWatch:

Moss:

:chongoWatch:

Epicsuperbat:

:Monkbius:

J0rt:

:chongoWatch:

UnofficiallyJam:

:chongoWatch:

yall get it

We have a report from the field

"YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Yeah!!! You're right! Its real good to do that when something good happens!!!!"

JUNIPER UPPERCUT has defeated HOEDOWN this round!!!

so the top two is locked in lol [Juni and Broxas]

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I believe that since both of us are of the highest level of prestige in our respective organizations, surely the way we settle our differences can be in the most dignified of fashions"

"Bloodshed?"

"Bloodshed."

🅱️ 11🇮 11🇴 11⭕ 11🇩 11🇸 9🏠 10🇭 9🇪 9🍆 8

[26: Iggy Koopa vs Professor Iris]

Bubbly:

bloodshed :)

Epicsuperbat:

WOOOO BLOODSHED!

Raven:

Bloodshed!

Prince:

YEAAAAAAAAAA

Greenshi:

Bloodshed :D

Prince:

the house is the shed

Prince:

the blood shed

Brush:

doing bloodsports in the blood shed

Greenshi:

Bloods :house: hed

Raven:

bio○dsHOUSEhe

Raven:

Bc that's an uppercase i

Janet:

i have a truly cursed way to end that reaction chain

Brush:

good work everyone

[the first 2 🍆 reactions simultaneously appear at the end of the bloodshed chain]

wait janet were we thinking the same thing?

Janet:

yyep

amazing

chirp:

....oh jeez i just realized juni moving on means shes going in the overstimulation hellbox waiting room :(

Wonder:

OH NO.

Bubbly:

oh no..

Greenshi:

NOOO JUNI

Mako:

NO JUNI

Prince:

juni wins ... but at what cost

Brush:

and they say brunettes with freckles can't go in the overstimulation hell box :smirk:

Broxas and Folk have her back

Prince

Before I announce this

I want to say

Iris did some CRAZY Tech De Jesus

Anyway

We have a report from the field

"You teach people how to partake in bloodshed, but we master the art! All the respect in the world for ya though"

IGGY KOOPA has defeated PROFESSOR IRIS this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey.....why do I feel like I know you....and that I should be mad at you for something....."

"Lol idk"

[27: Larry vs Brunette Roxas]

LARRY ROUND 1: Red/Purple Lucario (I think its Genfour?)

LARRY ROUND TWO: Base Captain Falcon

Set has concluded but

ROUND 3 LARRY

ROUND THREE LARRY Slush Climbers

Greenshi:

Slush climbers..........I wanna give em Personalities.

Insider2000:

One is completely normal, while the other just makes slush noises.

they are zelda tier.........................maybe one day

Wonder:

oh wait, slush climbers are real fighters in cpuk?

i legitimately forgot about them, holy shit

yeah red/white icies

We have a report from the field

Or

For any saltydkdan fans

We have a report from the feldi

"Well, your stalling managed to let me get all the sides I wanted so I suppose I cant stay mad"

BRUNETTE ROXAS has defeated LARRY this round!!!

If Garfeldi was in CPUK what would you do

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey Miles......I'm feeling a little woozy here, but........how do you feel about that Phoenix guy?"

"............plead the fifth"

[28: Miles Edgeworth vs Peppermint]

[chat is talking about Miles being gay]

you must remember

he is technically in cpuk

he COULD be bi/lh

We have a report from the field!!

"No need to bring...him.......up" i will protect you

"Why is this pause ocurring?" "Because I have something I should say....but........."

but what? "But I don't know if I should!!!!"

"when you see all of time, you.....learn something....."

"And even if you don't remember the details, it's not something you need to remember down to the detail because it's absolute" "Quite frankly I have no idea what you're talking about"

Miles.......now is not the ti"It ends"

PLEASE IGNORE THAT :)

THAT WAS LIKELY JUST SOME GLITCH :)

"This is what I mean.........this is what she is afraid of........I have seen all of time......and there is an endpoint"

"Like.....................some sort of apocalypse?"

"Maybe? Or perhaps the drive to bring this world into being.....maybe it just.....ends..........I'm sorry for keeping it from you all........I knew it would be too much"

AND THATS THE END OF BRACKET D THE TWO PEOPLE TO GO ON ARE THE LITTLE GIRL AND THE STUPID KINGDOM HEARTS REFERENCE SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME BYE :)

END BRACKET D

Greenshi:

Thank you, cosmic. Thank you for letting us hear, and letting her speak.

Wonder:

thanks, cosmic

UnofficiallyJam:

Thank you cosmic!

Moss:

thank you!

Mako:

Thanks, Cos!!

Epicsuperbat:

Thank you Cosmic, Love you!

of course.............although her news is...............unsettling

even to me

Group E

Twist

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Whip

Cha Cha

Snake (SNAKED)

Captain Quadratic

Rights Sentience

Yung Papaya

Captain Quadratic

Rights Sentience

Yung Papaya

Twist

Cha Cha

Snake (SNAKED)

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Whip

Rights Sentience

Cha Cha

Snake (SNAKED)

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Twist

Whip

Yung Papaya

Captain Quadratic

Whip

Snake (SNAKED)

Cha Cha

Yung Papaya

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Rights Sentience

Captain Quadratic

Twist

Captain Quadratic

Cha Cha

Rights Sentience

Whip

Yung Papaya

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Twist

Snake (SNAKED)

Whip

Yung Papaya

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Captain Quadratic

Cha Cha

Twist

Snake (SNAKED)

Rights Sentience

Yung Papaya

Snake (SNAKED)

Twist

Rights Sentience

Captain Quadratic

Whip

Cha Cha

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

BEGIN CUTSCENE

"So, wait a minute. Let me get this straight.....you're Crimson......and you're Crimson's Nobody?"

"For the love of God, if I gotta hear you talk about a Nobody one more time I'll turn ya to nobody, ya chipper asshole!"

"I already am, though!"

"GOD! Cap, back me up here."

"Go eat a fat one, Jr."

"JUNIOR??? I'm OLDER than you!!!"

"Yeah, but I'm from earlier on in the timeline, which means I have seniority!"

"That is absolutely NOT what it means!"

"Time travel? So if you find 11 more of you, then-"

"CAN IT!"

"I mean, technically both of you are heartless, aren't you? :)"

"GO BREAK YOUR LEGS AGAIN!"

Colors flew everywhere in this overstimulated void, and the tension between the eight bystanders rose to a peak. Despite the two newcomers being the least connected to the other six members, it was incredible just how much of a stir they had caused. Brunette Roxas did what Brunette Roxas was good at. Complicating everything.

Juniper, on the other hand, caused chaos in her own special way, sitting on top of Cobalt's head, smacking on Cobalt's skull playfully while Folk watched on, amused, but protective. Juniper's first arrival was a bit of a shock and Folk had made it his mission to keep Prism away from her at all cost, and with Cobalt seeming to be meditating or something to that effect, he was unable to keep watch over Juniper, but also unfazed by Juniper's drumming.

The spat between Crimson, Captain Crimson, Brunette Roxas, and Prismatic Dani was completely unproductive and meaningless in the context of their estranged dreamscape, but perhaps the overall tension of their situation was at a breaking point. After all, keeping Crimson in a room with Prism was contentious enough. Add Cobalt and things didn't get much better.

"Listen, Broxas, my buddy," the gravelly voice of Spriteman spoke up. "You gotta realize that all of this is a dream. Literally. Made by her," he pointed at Prismatic Dani, a bead of Sprite flying off his finger to match his dramatic point. "So the rules of reality are being controlled by her. Whether they're logical or not."

Brunette Roxas cocks his head, as if absorbing the information for the first time. "Why is she doing so great at fighting in this tournament? :)"

"Great question, Spriteman, haha!!! :) It's because I managed to control Dani! :) Hahahahahahahahaha :)"

The groan from Crimson pierced through Prism's nervous laughter. "Yeah, I know what you were tryin' to ask, she won't tell us either."

"And why should she? She's a god like us! She shouldn't have to answer to you!" came the boisterous voice of Captain Crimson.

After an unenthusiastic stare, Spriteman turns his gaze from the crimson captain to Roxas. "Just ignore him, he's from a different time."

"A different time, huh? Hell yeah it's a different time. Explains a lot since this Crimson's a big pansy, caring about mortals all of a sudden"

"What??? I don't care about them!"

"Bullshit! You told me that you hadn't left this universe since I showed up."

"Yeah, I was trying to disrupt the constants! It was part of my evil plan!"

"Some evil plan that was, and then you just stuck around after because mommy Prism came ar-"

"Prism!"

Cobalt's eyes flew open so suddenly that Juniper almost fell off, leading Folk to run behind the blue god, preparing to catch her. "dear god.....is.....that what this has been all about?"

A hush falls over the eight of them, with all eyes looking at the possessed champion. "Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm could you be more specific? I don't know what you're talking about :)"

"Don't play dumb with me, Prism. I've been watching the tournament. I heard what Peppermint said under the darkness of Cosmic Love."

"Hahahahaha!!!!! Probably something about a fanfiction, right? :)"

A sickening silence sits like a thick fog being moved erratically by the overloaded color.

"...............right? :)"

For the first time in Cobalt's eternity of existence, there was something in Prism's voice. Something solemn. Something doubtful. Something afraid. Her half-hearted self-assurance lingered in the air as she walked away.

Folk looked up to the god of balance, concern plastered across his face. "Cobalt.....what's going on?"

His eyes rose to look at Juniper, who was looking down at him expectantly. "What is it, Bones Man?"

Cobalt sighed and approached his younger brother. "You saw it too?"

Crimson nodded solemnly. "Yeah.....yeah I saw it....do ya think that Chartreuse knew all along?"

"....perhaps that's why she did what she did...." after a moment of the two brothers reflecting on what they had heard on the battlefield, Cobalt picked up Juniper off of his head. "I....should tell the other mortals. They deserve to know. I feel like....she....isn't after the little one here, but Crimson....you keep her safe. If you don't...." he leaned in to whisper into Crimson's ear. "I'll make sure the definitive endpoint Peppermint mentioned is far earlier for you."

"Whoa, cool as hell one-liner there, but no need to worry, I'm a bastard, not a monster. Well...I am kind of a monster, but I'm not hurting a child."

"Especially because I can beat the crap outta you!!!!"

"Especially because she can beat the crap outta me"

Cobalt nodded again as he headed out to talk with the others.

"You're goopy!!!!" the young girl exclaimed, sticking her hand into Crimson's raw form.

"You're fleshy."

Juniper simply laughed in response. "So you do like a buncha different universes, right?"

Crimson's eyebrow perks up. "I mean, I'm the God of Dimensions, I have access to all kinds of other universes. Shocked you know about multiverse theory, though."

"Yeah!!! Google was talkin to me about it!!!! And he told me!!!! That!!!!! There!!! Um!!!! Theres a Universe!!!!!!! Where!!!!!! I drive a monster truck!!!! And it's the biggest monster truck in the world!!!!! And all the other monster trucks!!!!! Cry!!!!! In Fear!!!!!!!!!!!! And They All Write Letters To Their Monster Truck Families!!!!!! Saying!!!!! How they want their legacy to be remembered!!!!!! But MY Monster Truck EATS EM UP before they can finish!!!!!!"

After a moment of stunned silence and fighting back tears and/or rapturous applause, Crimson simply gave a laugh. "Well, I got great news for ya, kid! That IS a universe that exists!!!"

Her eyes grew wider than headlights. "gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasp I wanna see it!!! I wanna see it!!!!"

"Hey hey whoa! It's not as simple as that. There are an infinite number of multiverses. I can't just say hocus pocus give me the Juniper badass monster truck un-OW!!!!"

"Potty mouth...."

"Geez, sorry, kid! Bad...booty? monster truck universe? A lot of the time I gotta really....FEEL the universe. Like sometimes you can feel a universe calling to ya....like craving mac and cheese."

"I miss Mac and Cheese....."

"Oh man do I know that feeling. But yeah, usually it's by my gut, sometimes it's Spectrum, sometimes it's both."

"What's Spectrum?"

".......That's for another talk."

As if on cue, Cobalt had returned with Folk, Spriteman, and Brunette Roxas, all of them looking somewhat shaken by the news they had just head. Folk approached Crimson. "You weren't bein' a bad influence on her, were ya?"

Crimson chuckled to himself. "Nah, she's a good kid. I know her brother isn't around so....I guess it's neat you're kinda filling that role I guess."

Folk sat in silence, his eyes drifting away somewhat. "....yeah....."

"Hey.....Folk......."

He looked back up. "What?"

"Make it count"

END CUTSCENE

WELCOME TO SUB-BRACKET E

Part 1

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU ARE WANTED ON THE HIGH SEAS FOR PIRACY AND WIZARD CRIMES!!! AND ACCORDING TO SOME, FOR BEING CUTE! HOWEVER I BELIEVE THAT IS THE WARRANT DRAFTER'S OWN BIASES"

"You're so big on justice, huh? Well, I betcha I could should you a thing or two about the justice the Kraken brings every day!"

[1: Twist vs TRAINER OF JUSTICE

random side note but I think its really funny how back when Brawl dropped I was legit more excited for Pokemon Trainer than I was for Sonic and now Trainer is Only Big Characters

BRO

TWIST JUST SPIKED CHARIZARD DURING FLAME BLITZ

TWIST MY FUCKIGN BELOVED

Brush:

the nature of pokemon trainer is to create inherently fascinating characters with loads of parallels with each other. and toj :D

anyway points once more at crimson and prism both primarily acting through other characters instead of ponying up and fighting with their own power

Which makes TOJ all the funnier

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"IT WOULD APPEAR THAT JUSTICE IS MORE THAN WHAT IT MAY SEEM AT FIRST!!! WHICH IS WHY I ADORE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

TRAINER OF JUSTICE has defeated TWIST this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Well, this lil' sparrin' match of ours ain't on the ship, so y'better be ready to face some hell, unless you get distracted by the opportunity to shoplift some Fritos!"

"Ha! As if I'm goin' down to the Kraken's resident landlubber!"

[2: Whip vs Cha Cha]

Bubbly:

Wow this group is full of RK members…

Yes it is <3

Moss:

Wait

is cha cha red or green

Cha Cha is Green atm

Cha Cha just Tootsie Pop'd

On Prism Tower

Or I guess in this case he Frito'd

the Nelson image

Moss:

"hello?"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Greenshi:

"hellllllo?"

Mako:

"Hello?"

Moss:

"who is this?"

Bubbly:

“Hello??”

Insider2000:

“Hiya!”

Aubz:

“New Nelson who dis”

Janet:

i still love how chacha's colourblindness makes no sense in relation to real world colourblindness

Mako:

"Whomst've?"

Brush:

"new group who this"

Janet:

"hi! we can't see"

"Huh? This voice is new..."

"Well these....voices...."

Brush:

"twist?"

Moss:

"hm?"

Greenshi:

"hewwo hewwo?"

"Yeah this is a lot"

Aubz:

“Hi! We’re the audience!”

Janet:

"we're the nelson, discord jack's buddies! who are you?"

Raven:

"We're the Discord audience!"

Wonder:

"we are a lot, better be prepared for that"

"Whoa! Okay I guess that makes sense how you knew my name!"

Brush:

"YEAHH"

Greenshi:

" :twist:?"

Mako:

"!! TWIST!!"

Bubbly:

“TWIST!!!”

"Yeah thats me!"

Moss:

"TWIST"

Janet:

"heck yeah twist you rule"

Brush:

":twist:"

Greenshi:

"TWIST TIME"

Mako:

"HELLO!!!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"TWIST"

Aubz:

“Hi twist!!!!! :twist: “

Raven:

"Hi!! We're big fans!"

"Oh guys, come on! No need to be so nice!"

Insider2000:

“Hiya, Twist!”

Mako:

"good to see ya again!"

Aubz:

“I know you probably can’t read this but enjoy this: :twist:”

Greenshi:

"but you're grrrrrreeeeeat <333"

Insider2000:

“But you’re awesome!”

"So, this is.....all really kinda weird, huh?"

Brush:

"sosososo weird"

Mako:

"Very"

"At least a lot of the crew's here"

Raven:

"Yeahhhh this is a dream btw. Made by Prism."

"Cha Cha thinks it's the government"

Aubz:

“Yeah! But it’s a dream so it’s like, pretty coherent everything considered”

Brush:

"is prism the government?"

Greenshi:

"prism is the goverment."

Janet:

"anyway quick summary: this is a shared dream world made by prism for some reason, this is the fourth dream, she's split all 64 participants into 8 groups this time"

Mako:

"Not the first time Prism's pulled this"

Moss:

"I mean do the gods act as the goverment in certain gases?"

Insider2000:

“Nah, the government wouldn’t be this accommodating.”

"Prism? Oh her? The lady doing the color stuff in the tournament?"

Wonder:

"the very same"

Mako:

"ye"

Brush:

"yeah! she's awful"

Moss:

"yeah shes evil"

Aubz:

“Yeah she sucks”

"The fourth dream?"

Moss:

"Yeah"

Aubz:

“Yep!”

Mako:

"We've talked in a previous one!"

Janet:

"yeah, people usually forget earlier ones"

"I......don't remember the others, but then again I don't remember most dreams....."

"Did you see those dreams??"

Wonder:

"we did"

Janet:

"you nearly won the second one! and also your god scared prism off!"

Bubbly:

“We remember tho!”

UnofficiallyJam:

"yep."

Wonder:

"you kicked ass in them"

Mako:

"That's when we learned the god in you can protect you against Prism"

Aubz:

“The first 3 yea!!”

Brush:

"scary purple"

"He did?"

"Well that's....awful nice of him"

Brush:

"prism has felt fear :)"

Raven:

"Yeah, Prism tried to control you and he called dibs"

Janet:

"yeah she tried to control what you say and then he said ###### and she stopped"

Mako:

"🟪"

Wonder:

"it was really funny"

"Called Dibs? I mean, blegh, but I guess if Prism was trying something, I'd rather manage with what I've got than some new mess"

Janet:

"oh also prism can control what people say, it's obvious if you can see the world through text like us (it's italics with a smiley face) but most people can't see it, so if people act weird that's probably why!"

"Besides, all things considered, Purple and I at least get along somewhat"

Janet:

"well, weirder than usual"

Wonder:

"cha cha can break through it, btw"

Wonder:

"well, from what we've seen"

Moss:

"also shit can and possibly will get wild
there is other groups and shit has not gon well for them most of them"

"Oh my god is that because he's colorblind?"

Insider2000:

“Yeah”

Aubz:

“Yep.”

"Incredible"

Moss:

"yeah"

Wonder:

"well... partially?"

Greenshi:

"Hes self actualized as well! That helps"

Janet:

"also because he's really nice and she tried to make him be mean"

Wonder:

"it's more like... he's got a good grasp on his sense of self"

Brush:

"it's complicated but also very very funny"

"So these other three tournaments before this one......what were they like?"

Brush:

"less isolation"

Raven:

"The more out of character she makes someone act, the easier it is for them to feel like it's wrong and break out. And she tried to make him be mean."

Bubbly:

“You’ve done really well!”

Wonder:

"same style as any CPUK tournament"

Wonder:

"double elimination, but with like. 68 people."

Brush:

"they were formatted more like your regular double elimination tournament just. Big."

Wonder:

"really big"

Janet:

"very different, the first we weren't there, the second we were chased around by peppermint a lot, prism got punched in the face by toj, the third prism got snaked"

We have a report from the field!

"You can ride your little horsie all you want, at least I got Fritos"

CHA CHA has defeated WHIP this round!!!

Raven:

"In one of them Prism almost killed a guy"

Wonder:

"tits <3"

Janet:

"a red kraken member won!"

Bubbly:

“Happy man tiddy mthursday”

"Well yeah, obviously"

Etharia:

“Speaking of immunity to prism, TOJ is also completely immune.“

"Huh...so it sounds like Prism is sort of the big person to worry about, huh?"

Brush:

"not completely immune necessarily. but after the last time idk if she's gonna try again"

Janet:

"yeah she's awful"

Wonder:

"yeah, we hate her"

Moss:

"Yeah"

Mako:

"She sucks"

Bubbly:

“We want to drop a car battery on her”

Janet:

"wants to reduce everyone to some role to perform"

Greenshi:

"Shes not in this bracket (yet) so you've got that going for ya"

"And.....this one's the fourth?"

"And we're divided up?"

Wonder:

"yep"

Moss:

"Yeah"

Etharia:

“Exactly.”

Mako:

"Yep"

"Huh......."

Janet:

"yep! she got tired of everyone working together against her so much"

"................"

Moss:

"So you know the current cpu bracket
like green ext its like that"

Brush:

"joke's on her we're still getting people to work together"

Wonder:

"...you good?"

"You said you weren't here for the first dream?"

Moss:

"yeah?"

Brush:

"couldn't speak there, certainly"

Wonder:

"well... we were, but weren't"

Wonder:

"we only saw"

Bubbly:

“Not in the form of Nelson”

Brush:

"we witnessed small bits"

Janet:

"yeah, we saw some of it but we weren't in this hedgehog"

Moss:

"was not hedgehog bound"

"But the second dream is when you really got involved?"

Brush:

"yea"

Moss:

"yes"

Raven:

"We couldn't interact. We couldn't help."

Janet:

"yeah, discord jack summoned us into the dream"

"Huh......"

Raven:

"Not until the second dream"

Moss:

"Now we can move and fight!"

Brush:

"we can see. we can FIGHT"

Mako:

"we were just witnesses, in the first one, we weren't in Nelson until the second"

Raven:

"We had to save Juniper"

Mako:

"Also now we can throw hands"

Mako:

"not well, but we can"

Janet:

"oh yeah last bracket we got involved in a fight somehow, it was cool"

Brush:

"we have been steadily gaining autonomy. by the end of this one we will be personally reaching into the dream and punching prism ourselves"

Janet:

"we fell off the stage a lot"

"I think......................."

"Wait...."

Moss:

"Hm?"

"I've dealt with bugged communication in my time.....do you guys know if anything can hear us?"

Janet:

"prism can"

J0rt:

"Prism almost definitely can"

Mako:

"Prism usually"

Moss:

"prism can hear us
and crimson in certain cases but crimson is good here"

Janet:

"have you heard of the script?"

"Well in that case I'll have to save my findings for later"

Wonder:

"yeah"

"The what?"

Brush:

"yeah we're pretty much a bug ourselves. don't tell us anything sensitive."

Bubbly:

“Good idea”

"Did you say the Script?"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Brush:

"funny script"

Wonder:

"...d-do you know about it?"

"........................"

Moss:

"yeah, if you can speak void somehow than you can tell us stuff"

"Yes."

"I do"

Wonder:

"HM."

Moss:

":0"

Wonder:

"I SEE."

Moss:

"PRISM CANT SEE THE VOID"

Mako:

"Ah."

"But if Prism can read Script directly, I should be very, very careful"

"Until next time"

Wonder:

"wait"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I DO NOT BELIEVE I RECOGNIZE YOU! PLEASE IDENTIFY YOURSELF!!!!!!"

" 🐍 I DO 🐍 BELIEVE 🐍 🐍 🐍 PLEASE ID🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 "

[3: Snake (SNAKED) vs Captain Quadratic]

Greenshi:

by god hes snaked

(also, which fighter/skin is snaked again?)

Base Snake

I have a

fun idea for Snake

(Snaked)

Etharia:

Snake

a very long tumblr screenshot, transcription follows

Transcription:

god: Yes, you have been given a life in which none of your suffering will ever be meaningful or justified. I am asking you to endure it anyway.

me:

god: We both know that you know that I only speak in silences.

me:

god: A thousand faces, all of them Mine.

me: [A thousand faces, [none] of them Mine.]

god: Beloved.

me:

god: I am asking you to endure it.

me:

god: You understand what will happen to you if I look away, don't you? If I blink? I have had to watch every mean and sordid instant of your life, bound within these chains of ardent love. Although you beg me, curse me, and hate me, I will not look away from you. This was the choice I made on your behalf, not My own.

me:

god: No. But I'm close enough to your idea of the real thing that that shuoldn't matter.

me:

god: Time flies straight like an arrow, which is to say it doesn't.

me: [N][arrow][is][the][strai](T][.]

god: I gave you language. You ate the fruit. You will not persuade me not to stay my hand.

me: [I am asking [You] [h][ow] to endure it.]

god: On the strength of My having asked it of you.

me: [I am asking [not] to endure it.]

god: Scio, sweetheart.

you figured it out quick

the Nelson image

"WHAT IS THIS???"

"SOME SORT OF HEDGEHOG?????"

Wonder:

"hi toj"

Bubbly:

“MMMMYES”

Janet:

"hi!"

Mako:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

J0rt:

"hewwo!"

Raven:

"Hello, Trainer of Justice!!"

Brush:

"HEWWO!!!!!!!!"

Greenshi:

"HELLOOOOO TRAINEEEEERRRRRR"

"Oh god are they doing th-"

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Brush:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Raven:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!"

Wonder:

"is that twist with you?"

Bubbly:

“MMMMMMMMMMMMMM”

UnofficiallyJam:

"MMMMMMMMMMM"

Brush:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Greenshi:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYEEEEESSSSSSSS"

"YES! MY WORTHY PIRATE ADVERSARY HAS INFORMED ME OF THE SITUATION AT HAND HERE!!!!!!"

Mako:

"TOJ WE REQUEST THAT YOU PUNCH A MULTICOLORED WHITE WOMAN IF YOU SEE HER, FOR JUSTICE"

Brush:

":twist:"

Greenshi:

"TRAPPED WITHIN A DREAM MOST UNJUST!!"

Janet:

"btw prism tried to commit injustice a couple dreams ago and you punched her, it ruled"

Brush:

"UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED WITHIN THIS ROOM"

Wonder:

"you gave her a black eye and everything"

Wonder:

"it was the best"

"I HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF THIS CAUCASION WOMAN WHO WILL BE RECEIVING A PUNCH WHEN THE TIME APPEARS FIT!"

"FIT FOR JUSTICE!!!!!!!"

Brush:

"MMMMMYESSS!!!"

Janet:

"you also exploded a door and destroyed dr order's desk"

Greenshi:

"HELL YEAH!!!!!"

Bubbly:

“NICE”

Mako:

"YESS"

Raven:

"You probably don't remember it, but you've been trapped in these dream tournaments of Prism's for a while now! You gave her a black eye once and almost punched her a second time too!"

We have a report from the field!

"YOU ARE QUITE A STRANGE FELLOW! I IMAGINE THAT IF SHE WERE STILL HERE, DOCTOR ORDER WOULD NOT TAKE PITY ON YOU. BE GLAD I AM BETTER THAN HER"

CAPTAIN QUADRATIC has defeated SNAKE (SNAKED) this round!!!

Bubbly:

“QUADRATIC SWEEP”

Brush:

"QUAD SWEEP"

Mako:

"OUR VERY LOUD FRIENDS SWEEPING"

Brush:

"FIRST QUAD TO REACH QUADRILLION QUADS"

Greenshi:

"LETS GOOOO CAPS BOYS"

Moss:

"WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR OTHER THAN YOURSELF"

"OH, THE CAPTAIN IS HERE! I RECALL OUR MATCH!"

Bubbly:

“OH YEAH-“

Greenshi:

"ALSO, DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?"

"JUSTICE ICE CREAM"

Greenshi:

"FUCK YEAH"

Mako:

"WONDERFUL"

Bubbly:

“He’s gotten a lot better from the time you fought”

Moss:

"YEAH"

"SUPERB!"

"OUR REMATCH SHALL BE LEGENDARY!"

Bubbly:

“HELL YEAH”

Brush:

"MMMMMYESS"

Greenshi:

"BEST OF LUCK OUT THERE"

"I WILL GO PREPARE BY LIFTING IMPRESSIVELY LARGE WEIGHTS!!!!!"

Mako:

"GOOD LUCK"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Greetings, Yung Papaya. I have been informed that as a music producer, you act as a substantially loud voice in favor of the LGBTQ community"

"I mean yea, bein gay is cool. But most I've heard about that is when someone told me my music is 'what people mean when they say you pass a gay person the aux and they play the worst beats you ever heard'. Which sounds like a compliment to me"

[4: Rights Sentience vs Yung Papaya]

Also

predictions on the two winners, go

Moss:

Toj and quad

Mako:

ToJ and Quad

Brush:

toj and quad

Greenshi:

toj and quad

Wonder:

twist and quad

Bubbly:

Twist and quad

Janet:

twist and cha cha

Insider2000:

Twist and Quad

Ravven:

I want it to be TOJ and Quad for Narrstive Reasons

For me best case is twist andquad

You guys have to remember YP is here

And YP is no slouch

This is honestly probably the most competitive bracket

Plot Twist: It's Whip and Rights Sentience

Janet:

since bracket a was red, what colour would this bracket be?

green if we're going chronologically

wait or blue

yeah its blue

cuz blue was after the gaiden

Moss:

also

should we check up on peppermint?

Janet:

"hey crimson we love you! you're awesome! can we go check on pep in bracket d?"

Wonder:

"hey crimson buddy old pal, sorry to make this weird, but can you bring us to group d?"

Moss:

"Hey crimson your so cool take us to group D please"

TRANSPORTING TO GROUP D PLEASE WAIT

Raven:

"Thank you Crimson!"

Wonder:

"thanks, crimson"

Moss:

"Thanks dude!"

Wonder:

"you're the best"

Brush:

"!givecrimsonahighfive"

Janet:

"thanks crimson!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"thanks crimson"

We have a report from the field!

"LGBTQ? Must stand for Lets Get B This Qmixtaperightnow!!!!!"

YUNG PAPAYA has defeated RIGHTS SENTIENCE this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Greetings, Quadratic! I do not mean to appear coy, however you appear to suddenly be overheating. Are you experiencing a malfunction, or would it be more beneficial to accept the compliment on how I am presenting myself for this tournament? The latter option would be favorable....and quite cute"

"ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR"

[5: Captain Quadratic vs Rights Sentience]

the Nelson image

"Oh shit, Nelson?"

Greenshi:

"hi"

Wonder:

"oh hey, right on cue"

Moss:

"Hey!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello!"

Bubbly:

“Hi!”

Janet:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"heya larry"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Moss:

"we can teleport thanks to crimson btw"

Brush:

"hey man what's up"

Mako:

"Heya"

"Hey, solid guess. And oh, that's convenient"

Raven:

"Hey! We wanted to see if everyone was okay"

Wonder:

"how's everyone been since uhh... well, all that?"

Janet:

"yeah we came back here to check on everyone, since you all just went through quite a lot"

Mako:

"Everyone doing alright?"

"sigh well....it's....definitely some news to realize your existence has a definitive endpoint"

Wonder:

"well... think about it this way instead:"

"Peppermint doesn't know when that moment is...either that or she won't tell us...which I respect"

Wonder:

"do you have any funny stories about yourself?"

"Of course I do"

Wonder:

"and when you finish telling someone one of those stories, do you just...suddenly disappear?"

Janet:

"i know the feeling, im not immortal either"

"How would I know?"

"God, sorry, I don't mean to be getting all existential shroedinger's cat on you guys"

Wonder:

"it's fine"

Moss:

"Its alright"

Wonder:

"i'm probably not saying it the right way, but"

Wonder:

"lives don't just 'end' once a story's done"

Raven:

"The greatest stories stay with the people who loved them forever. Sometimes, in the form of fan content. Sometimes by influencing new stories that come afterwards. Sometimes just by being remembered."

Janet:

"dw about it we tend to get all philosophical about this stuff a lot"

"Yeah...."

Wonder:

"if you finish telling someone that anecdote of yourself, you're still alive. you're still moving and breathing and all sorts of shit people do when they're alive"

ROUND THREE

Moss:

"Find out anything new? or want to know anything just wondering"

Wonder:

"you don't just 'disappear' just because the story's over"

"But if I've learned anything........hm......"

"This is gonna be....."

"A bit of a stretch since it's dealing with super complex and obscure theories"

"But I'm gonna go out on a limb"

"Have you guys ever heard of the Colored Dot Theory?"

Moss:

"no"

Janet:

"yep!"

Wonder:

"what"

Moss:

"I have not explain"

Brush:

"yea"

Raven:

"I dunno if this makes a difference, but...J0hn already knew about this universe existing as fiction--OH GOD, RYAN'S COLORED DOTS"

chirp:

"Mhm."

"So here's how it works"

"Imagine I'm opening up MS Paint"

"I close my eyes"

"And I randomly select a color"

"And I put a little dot on the screen"

"Now, I don't know what color that dot is."

"But let's say I guess"

Raven:

"WE'RE BACK IN THE NONARY GAME BITCHES"

"What if I had the power to always be correct, no matter what I said"

"If I guessed green, it would always end up being green. If I said red, it would always end up being red"

"Does this mean that having this sort of power gives you the ability to change the events of the past?"

Janet:

"those events were never known, there's nothing to change"

"So long as there's enough obscurity involved that your statements can't be proven otherwise?"

"Or let's say you can predict that a crystal will hydr........actually wait...bad example"

Janet:

"they're unfalsifiable, being correct is weird in a different way indistinguishable from luck"

"The point is that the world we live in is based upon the observation of others around us"

J0rt:

"....hey larry just out of curiosity have you played 999"

"So if there's something that has not yet been observed, if someone can determine it..........."

"And ain't that the movie with the weird alive dolls in a post-apocalypse?"

Wonder:

"no that's 9"

chirp:

"Thats just 9"

"We're getting off topic"

Janet:

"if you were to play a match but not tell us who you transformed into, and we had the power to always guess right, would the act of guessing be selecting for you? or would your selection define our guess? or neither?"

Raven:

"It's a video game, check it out when you get thw time. Anyways, as you were saying?"

"So let's say......remember when we last talked I mentioned reading about someone who died trying to hold the power of a god?"

Aubz:

"Go on..."

Wonder:

"yeah, speaking of, how did you get those findings?"

Raven:

"Please tell me it didn't involve unethical science done on children or robots this time"

"I remembered the name"

Bubbly:

“Oh shit??”

Moss:

"Who?"

Janet:

"nice!!"

"Now, the Colored Dot Power"

"Who do you think has that ability?"

Aubz:

"Uh... Prism?"

"Nope"

Moss:

"spectrum"

Janet:

"spectrum?"

Wonder:

"...spectrum?"

Raven:

"I guess Chartreuse kinda used to?"

"Bingo"

"Spectrum"

Aubz:

"Makes sense."

"Prism can change what Spectrum says, but Spectrum is the one who speaks it into being"

"So followup question"

"How am I speaking?"

Brush:

"text"

Moss:

"script"

Janet:

"through the script"

Aubz:

"Through discord. Script"

"Bingo. The Script."

"Through........"

Raven:

"Ryan!"

"Close"

Janet:

"being spoken by spectrum, channeling the essence of you-ness"

Moss:

"Discord app"

"Exactly. Through Spectrum"

Brush:

"funny internet service provider"

"So by that nature"

Raven:

"When Ryan gets a different internet provider Spectrum dying is gonna be a lot more literal huh"

"Whatever I'm about to tell you will shape something that happened tens of years ago"

Aubz:

"Oh."

Brush:

"sure is"

Moss:

"yup"

"So what if I said"

"John"

Raven:

"I'd say good thing it wasn't J0hn"

Brush:

"that'd be one hell of a twist"

Bubbly:

“Hm.”

Greenshi:

"rip to him then"

Wonder:

"well, john's a very common name"

Moss:

"With or without a 0?"

AV:

“Huh.”

Brush:

"speaking of twists and people having gods in them"

Greenshi:

"arbukle."

Aubz:

"Well if you just spoke it into existence, uhhhhhh"

Wonder:

"could be the joestar, could be the hackerman, could be anyone"

Mako:

"Cena"

"I'd imagine if this was a long time ago, it would be well before any hypothetical person could become a robot and get that 0"

Brush:

"damn incenaroar is god"

"But you all are pretty slick"

Janet:

"if it means nothing to us, it doesn't affect the story much unless it's built on later"

"Sorry to run you guys around, it's just....something I've been thinking about....."

Wonder:

"it's fine"

"Although before I do tell you"

Aubz:

"This is interesting!"

Raven:

"...that being said, SOMEONE is gonna make that an AU now bc you said it"

"You asked if I was feeling okay when we first started talking"

"Why?"

Wonder:

"all this is teaching me that i'd flunk theoretical physics /lh"

Greenshi:

"we care about you"

Wonder:

"well, we're just checking"

Aubz:

"Yeah!"

Brush:

"shit's fucked man"

Janet:

"and stories are alive"

Brush:

"anything could've happened"

Janet:

"just because a hurting person is in a page doesn't change the hurt"

"Heh.....you're right."

Raven:

"Bc we all feel real emotions for y'all, fictional or no. Which might not be healthy but fuckit we're all neurospicy here"

"Hey, Pep! Wanna say anything to Nelson before I send em back to the right bracket?"

Brush:

"idk i think it's normal to be attached to stories"

Bubbly:

“Pep!”

".....Thank you. For believing in me"

Wonder:

"actually, we're the only ones that can authorize the travel...i think"

Moss:

"Wait you can send us back?"

Brush:

"the nature of humanity is to make up fake people and get so very attached"

Greenshi:

"LOVE YA PEP!"

Brush:

"o7 pep"

"Crimson!"

Moss:

"Oh yeah i forgot about that"

Janet:

"of course, pep!"

AV:

“Larry be careful here”

"Having you possess me makes me understand exactly why Peppermint is like that! Group E!"

Greenshi:

"good luck guys!"

Mako:

"Tell her 'You're welcome' "

Aubz:

"LMAO"

TRANSPORTING TO GROUP E

Insider2000:

"Awwww"

Greenshi:

"wh"

Wonder:

oh wow that worked

"And by the way"

Brush:

lmaooo

AV:

“HUH????”

"His name was Barry"

Janet:

"what a compliment"

Brush:

"A"

PLEASE WAIT

Mako:

"A"

Aubz:

"OH"

Janet:

"huh"

AV:

A

Raven:

"WHAT"

Bubbly:

“A”

Wonder:

"what"

Greenshi:

"AA"

END NELSON EVENT

Also I completely forgot!

We have a report from the field!

"I wish to submit an apology. I usually do not act so flirtacious, however I would be defying my programming if I did not mention that your responses to my actions have been....adorable"

RIGHTS SENTIENCE has defeated CAPTAIN QUADRATIC this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Okay, hear me out Papaya.....oh gosh this is exciting.....you drop the sickest verse ever made and then.....BOOM!!!! MAGICAL VIOLIN MELODY TO ACCOMPANY THE DROP INTO THE SICKEST HOOK!"

"Honest to god, I was expecting a sea shanty, but your idea IS pretty sick"

[6: Yung Papaya vs Twist]

Also idk if I ever made it like public

but like

Twist's backstory is she was born with immense magical power, so her parents tried to use her natural extrovertedness and magical prowess to run a magic school, but she her dream in life was to play the violin, which she does multiple nights in the crow's nest of the Crimson Melody while Tap is on lookout

me rambling about my blorbos

chirp:

Good!! And i remember you mentioning that at one point in the flagship channel

Yeah!! (although the multiple nights in crows nest w/ tap is new lol)

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!!

"Look, I'm just saying, your rhymes are sick, and your flow? Superb. I just think I could bring you from a check minus to a check plus with some musicality, you feel me?"

TWIST has defeated YUNG PAPAYA this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Huh, I don't think I've seen you around before? How does the Snake Dimension look from a Marxist analytical lens?"

" 🐍 the Snake Dimension 🐍 WOULD NOT TAKE PITY ON YOU 🐍"

[7: Cha Cha vs Snake (SNAKED)]

the Nelson image

Moss:

"Hello!"

"Greetings, Nelson!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Greenshi:

"hihi!"

Mako:

"Heya!"

Moss:

"Greetings! who is this"

Aubz:

"Who's this?"

Greenshi:

"whos this?"

Insider2000:

"Ahoy!"

Aubz:

"Rights?"

Raven:

"Hi, what have we missed?"

"I believe you all know my by the name of Rights Sentience"

Aubz:

"HI!!!!!!!!!"

Janet:

"heck yeah you're so cool!!!"

Mako:

"!! RIGHTS!"

Greenshi:

"Rights!! Hi!"

chirp:

"Heya rights!"

"Rights <3"

Mako:

"Yell heah!"

Mako:

"So true"

Moss:

"RIGHTS"

Greenshi:

"Rights <3"

Wonder:

"hi rights"

Raven:

"Rights! Thabk you for your work!!"

Janet:

"Rights <3"

Aubz:

"RIGHTS INDEED!!!!!"

Moss:

"how have you been recently?"

"Hello! I have been in quite an interesting state of mind as of recently, as I am dreaming for whatever reason"

Moss:

"Well the reason is prism"

Janet:

"it's a shared dream! prism's doing it"

chirp:

"Ah, yeah thats prism's fault"

Mako:

"Don't worry, you'll get used to it"

Mako:

"Probably"

Greenshi:

"you are dreaming"

"I am quite new to dreaming"

Greenshi:

"how are you liking it so far?"

Wonder:

"so's quad"

Raven:

"Are you at least enjoying it?"

Mako:

"Ask Quad about it, he's used to this by now"

"Usually when I am put into a sleep mode, I see nothing but MP4 footage of electric sheep, which I must admit is quite comical"

Janet:

"quad's had like 2 dreams before this, but both were also shared dreams"

"However, it does tire"

Mako:

"heh, it is"

Raven:

"Aww, that's cute! Must get borjng, though"

Janet:

"ah, you need some new screensavers"

"Yes! Captain Quadratic seems to remember pieces of it and has told me about it!"

Brush:

"nice!!!"

Insider2000:

"How have things been between you and Quad?"

Janet:

"have you tried installing that one with the icon that moves across the screen, bouncing when it hits the sides?"

Janet:

"will it ever hit the corner? who knows!"

"Yes, it will. In fact, depending upon parameters, my calculations state the the logo will hit the corner approximately once every 393 seconds"

Mako:

"huh!"

Moss:

"good to know"

Janet:

"wow!"

Mako:

"The More You Know"

"Depending upon the screen saver of course"

Raven:

Ryan did you google that

Yeah I'm not gonna lie to you people

Moss:

"how much do you know about prism? do you have a defense system like machi and chess? and if so should we not say her name?"

"No! The Anti-Prismatic Mechanisms were created by Doctor Order, and I am not a creation of hers"

Moss:

"good to know!"

Wonder:

"that was a very emphatic no"

We have a report from the field!

"Hey, you seem to be takin' my voice! Stealin' things is my job, bucko!"

CHA CHA has defeated SNAKE (SNAKED) this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"OH YES! THE HORSE! TRULY THE STEED OF ANY CHAMPION OF JUSTICE!!!!!!"

"Just a steed? Please, Neigh Neigh is more than just some steed!"

[8: TRAINER OF JUSTICE vs Whip]

Janet:

"🐍"

this is the matchup we've been waiting for

Moss:

"wierd question but whats your connection or what do you know about j0hn?"

"J0hn is a wonderful man! Larry is surely lucky to have someone such as him!"

J0rt:

"agreed!"

Moss:

"yeah!"

"I know that of the robots who have achieved sentience, his sentience comes moreso from his humanity rather than any external interference"

Moss:

" if you can eat icecream whats your favorite flavor?"

Moss:

worth a shot (edited)

Greenshi:

worth a shit.

Moss:

shut

worth a shut

Mako:

Worth a shit

Insider2000:

worth a shat

Brush:

worth a shit

Greenshi:

worth a shet

Mako:

Wirth a shot

Insider2000:

Worth a shyt

Moss:

cant belive this

Brush:

worth a shft

Greenshi:

get their ass

"Thank you for providing up to date information! I must be off now!"

Moss:

"Bye!"

Mako:

"Bye!"

"Until the next encounter, Nelson!"

Raven:

"Have a nice tournament!"

Greenshi:

"seeya!"

Insider2000:

"Chao!"

END NELSON EVENT

Moss:

well

is that peppermints theory disproven?

no :)

sentience != survival

Wonder:

...SHIT I FORGOT TO ASK HER IF SHE SNEEZED

Who Pep?

Y'all

this game

makes no fuckin sense sometimes

We have a report from the field

"Tch.....steed........you should be referring to him as your CHAMPION"

WHIP has defeated TRAINER OF JUSTICE this round!!!

In a 2-0 too

To be fair, still not as weird as fuckin

Larry!Ken

AV:

HOW IS A DEDEDE IN LAST???

(Snake (Snaked) is a Snake)

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You seem to be the moral epicenter of virtue. Am I, a criminal who steals from billionaires, valid?"

"Analysis Complete: Dear Jesus You Are The Most Valid Holy Hell"

[9: Rights Sentience vs Cha Cha]

the Nelson image

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Greenshi:

"hello"

Moss:

"hello?"

"It's me, Twist"

Moss:

"Hey!"

Greenshi:

"hi twist!"

chirp:

"Hey Twist!"

Moss:

"Hows it going!"

Insider2000:

"Hey, Twist!"

"I figure I might as well just say it. I don't really care if she hears"

Mako:

"heya Twist!"

Janet:

"hi twist!!"

Wonder:

"welcome back twist"

Greenshi:

"you sure?"

"Ryan should stop the session :)"

Mako:

"OI!"

Janet:

"she might care if we hear, so she might try to stop you"

J0rt:

"FUCK OFF PRISM"

Brush:

"hm"

Moss:

"She stopped yoy"

Janet:

"that was prism"

Raven:

"Oh jeez be careful--PRISM"

Greenshi:

"WHITE WOMAN."

Janet:

"surprised she dared"

"Wh......Purple was supposed to-"

Raven:

"PURPLE, GET HER ASS"

Brush:

"doesn't seem foolproof"

Wonder:

"huh... weird..."

Mako:

"Wait."

Greenshi:

"purple step up your game"

Moss:

"Hmmm"

Mako:

"🟪"

Janet:

"prism, there's information i know you don't want getting out - would you like me to share it?"

Janet:

"or would you prefer to let twist speak?"

Moss:

"oh yeah we can share prism secrets"

"You have to understand, Twist......everything is relative :) Anything to tell a good story :)"

Wonder:

"anything?!"

Wonder:

"GO FUCK YOURSELF"

Brush:

"we know things and there's nothing you can do to change what we say"

"I'm sure Purple will be back soon :)"

Raven:

"You almost murdered a child the other day"

Greenshi:

"get OUT."

Aubz:

“UH”

Moss:

"bully prism time?"

"So then what happens after Group F, Prism?"

Greenshi:

"always"

Raven:

"Wait did. Did she yeet Purple outta Twist"

"..............:)"

Wonder:

"the two winners of each bracket fight"

Wonder:

"to determine the grand champion of the tourney"

Brush:

"after group F? group G"

"Kinda silent. Wouldnt there be two other subtourneys? Miss 'unable to lie'"

Wonder:

"...also yeah, group g goes first. then h."

".......who knows? :)"

Greenshi:

"....ah."

Janet:

"dodging the question?"

"So what happens after group E?"

Aubz:

“YOU know, prism”

"......Group F :)"

Brush:

"F"

Moss:

"F"

Mako:

"F"

"NO I DONT AUBZ :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))"

Raven:

"There’s only so many letters in the alphabet, ma'am"

"I DONT KNOW :)"

Aubz:

“Ohhh I get it”

Moss:

"call out post prism"

Brush:

"let's all learn our ABCs!"

Aubz:

“I get it now”

Greenshi:

"here we go"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Janet:

"twist?"

Moss:

"hey"

Greenshi:

"hi again"

Aubz:

“Hi welcome back”

"That was.....something else...."

Wonder:

"...sorry about that"

Greenshi:

"yeahhhh"

"I figured it out. And you know what?"

Janet:

"i think she's getting a bit desperate"

"I was right"

Aubz:

“Well at least we figured out her weakness”

Aubz:

“Not knowing”

Raven:

"Eventually, everyone has to wake up. Prism doesn't want that. She has no plan."

Wonder:

"ah, so she really is a writer for disney"

"Well.......she does to an extent"

"She knew exactly what was coming after Group E"

"Why didn't she know what was coming after Group F?"

Janet:

"because it doesn't match the chronology of the waking world?"

Wonder:

"...OH!"

Wonder:

"it might have to do with the two larries! ...i think"

J0rt:

"...Prismatic Larry?"

".....not quite my theory, but a sound one"

"Here's my theory"

Brush:

"is she unable to think far enough ahead?"

"What was the first dream like?"

Moss:

"im listening"

Aubz:

“Very casual”

Janet:

"match results, occasional win quotes"

Greenshi:

"simple. we didnt interact."

Brush:

"just a few win quotes with no real plot"

Mako:

"Standard tourney"

chirp:

"There's two larries thatre both real and from the same time. and she didn't know why."

J0rt:

"Prism didn't come in until the end of it i think!"

Wonder:

"oh, it was her butting in at the last moment because she thought we were having fun without her"

Wonder:

"which, we were"

Janet:

"nothing much happened outside the match results until the end"

Raven:

"A seemingly normal tournament, but we had no way to interact with you guys"

Mako:

"We were"

"Getting a little ahead of things, but you guys are onto something"

chirp:

"But yeah basically just win quotes"

"There wasn't really anything big outside of the surface level stuff like win quotes up until the end"

Janet:

"then prism showed up, did some rainbow text, and revealed the bracket for the second dream"

"What was the second dream like?"

Raven:

"We got the Nelson!"

Aubz:

“We got to Nelson!!”

J0rt:

"More involved!"

Mako:

"Audience participation"

Moss:

"We talked to people"

Wonder:

"more interactive"

chirp:

"WAAAAAAAAY more in depth. And nelson interactive."

"Right, you really got to know us more"

Janet:

"we started interacting with the characters, had some conversations, had some drama, all relatively low key and low consequence"

Raven:

"...oh my god she's following the evolution of CPUK as a series"

Brush:

"not much in the way of autonomy tho, we just sorta got passed around"

"But it was all pretty lighthearted, save for a few emotional points"

"And what about the third dream?"

Wonder:

"more or less the same. just with more drama"

"And the fourth?"

Janet:

"at one point she turned the geico gecko prismatic in the third one"

J0rt:

"Prism controls this one way more"

Moss:

"Drama often and very indepth
we can move"

Janet:

"that was weird"

Moss:

"We can fight"

Greenshi:

"split. into brackets."

Brush:

"totally different format leading up to a final big tournament with the winners"

Wonder:

"...themed after colors."

Raven:

"Meta"

"Now, I've been a part of these tournaments for a while."

Brush:

"damn it prism"

"And something about this seems familiar"

Aubz:

“OH”

Moss:

"I think i get it!"

Raven:

"I'M RIGHT"

Raven:

"IT'S BASED THE EVOLUTION OF THE KERFUFFLE AS A WHOLE"

"Thats my theory!"

Mako:

"OH!"

Aubz:

“She doesn’t know what’s next because nobody knows what’s next!”

Wonder:

"well... we have a hunch on what's next"

AV:

“So theres no plan for post-hiatus kerfuffle that prism knows of? And that scares her?”

Wonder:

"not exact story beats but"

Raven:

"What happens after F hasn't happened yet!!"

Wonder:

"generally how things play out"

"as to why, I'm not entirely sure, but you all might be able to guess, huh? You all know something she doesn't :)"

".......what?"

Brush:

":)"

Greenshi:

"shes back."

Raven:

"Yeahhhh uhhhhh"

Janet:

"remember i said there was info prism really didn't want anyone knowing earlier? she's hinting at that"

Moss:

"Ah"

Mako:

"A dinosaur story"

"What does sh-"

END NELSON EVENT :)

We have a report from the field

"Appreciate your blessing! I'll make sure my fists are filled with the power of rights! A feeling any transphobe will never forget"

CHA CHA has defeated RIGHTS SENTIENCE this round!!!

END OF PART 1

Part 2

BEGIN CUTSCENE

It surrounded him like a mist.

It felt like a plague of eyes watching him.

It was indescribable. Impossible to even understand.

But from what he could understand....from what information he had been given.....he could come to a firm conclusion.

It was Spectrum.

Captain Quadratic had learned to ignore the strange feeling of a mist that clouded his mind sometimes. He still continued his daily life whenever the mist cleared from his head, but for some reason it felt....emptier? Not because he wasn't truly who he knew he was...it just felt....incomplete for whatever reason.

But he felt the mist again. He'd been waiting for days and there it was again. At this point in time, the mist was welcoming, but it entering his mind and leaving it at sudden points in time was just as natural as sleeping and waking up. But now that the mist was here....he knew that something was bound to happen. But where?

He decided to try his luck with his recent romantic partner, who was chatting with the witchy one with the scarf. "HELLO THERE, YOU TWO!! HELLO, TWIST!!! HELLO, MY RIGHT HAND ROBOT!! WHAT AN ADORABLE PET NAME! I JUST CAME UP WITH IT!" It was true! He did!

Rights Sentience initiated their giggle subroutine while motioning towards Twist. "Hello ((-b+sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a)&&((-b-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a)! I was simply partaking in some speculative information collection (known also under alias 'gossip') with Twist here. It is rumored that Cha Cha is-"

Twist broke out laughing before they could finish, both due to the robot's loose lips and out of sheer shock of how they made that sound with their.....speakers? "RS! If you spill the beans that easy, it doesn't make it good gossip!!"

After a short pause, the robotic form nodded. "Confirmed."

Lowering herself down from laughter, Twist looked over to Captain Quadratic. "So what's goin' on with you, CQ? Any juicy gossip you'd like to share on anybody?"

Gossip.

After a search through some memory banks, he found a profile for this concept of gossip, both hearing it from place to place and utilizing the definition given by His Right Hand Robot.

Order had mentioned gossip before, mostly talking about the people in high school that she was jealous of. The memories loaded back

Memories of her talking about how Stephanie thought that just because she was the cheerleader that she was so much better than anyone else.

How Maggie probably has made out with half of the football team since she can't appreciate the pursuit of science

Memories of how that know-it-all in her class thought he was sooooo smart and always one-upped her and how she'd always wanted to take him out back and teach him a lesson, showing him he's not so tough and she'd pin him up against the wall after proving how much better she was and look into his deep and sad, pathetic, green eyes, slowly inching in closer and oh god quadratic delete that delete that did he did he hear that oh whew he's deactivated that would have been embarrassing

"NOT ABOUT ANYONE THAT WE WOULD KNOW ABOUT" He said, not noticing the irony of his statement :)

FUCK! The mist!!!!

For just a brief moment that had already passed, the mist turned into an overbearing air full of technicolor neon needles. SHE was doing something. And it was worse than usual.

"Quadratic? You are reacting quite strangely? Are you injured?" Apparently, that one had quite the reaction on him. He'd felt this pain before back with his fight with Google, but it felt more like a light ticklish sensation.....this one was significantly stronger for some reason, to the point of a sharp pain.

Twist jumped to a start and moved over to Quadratic quickly, a glowing hand approaching. "Oh my gosh, I knew that Doctor Order had weird plans, but seeing that....how much did she know about Spectrum already?"

"YOU......................YOU KNOW ABOUT SPECTRUM?"

Twist nodded. "I.....have a connection with Spectrum. I'm more surprised she knew about Prism."

So she saw it too......."THE........MIST............." Actually, it's called The Script, but I wouldn't expect the brainiac to know that. :)

Another searing pain of technicolor needles jabbed at his body.

"Dear god.....you felt this every time Prism interfered?"

"WASNT.....AS......STRONG...."

After a pause, Twist closed her eyes for a moment, her eyelids and hands glowing purple as the end of her scarf slowly rose up, as if being pulled on a string, her hair lightly fluttered by a wind that cannot be felt.

"Twist? May I request an update?"

She didn't respond, only allowing the wind underneath her to grow in intensity, pulling up the looser parts of her sweater. After a few intense moments, she spoke up, but not to her new acquaintance.

"Sorry about this, you guys. But you know that anti-Prism measure Quad has? I think it's intensified since we're in a dream....and that's...overwhelming him. That's my first guess, but it's the one we're going with for now. So we're gonna have to leave him out of these cutscenes just in case.....I'll try to get ahold of Nelson to update you guys....and Prism?"

Before The Script could be touched, her eyes flew open, revealing a shining purple light beaming out.

"Don't you dare hurt Captain Quadratic"

Bubbly:

art of susan (tall) holding barry (short) up against the wall

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ART BUT IT MUST HAVE BEEN SENT TO ME TELEPATHICALLY

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"IT WOULD APPEAR WE HAVE A NEW CHALLENGER!!! TELL ME!!! WHAT IS YOUR DIMENSIONS THOUGHTS ON THE BEAUTIFUL THING KNOWN AS JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!"

"🐍 JUSTICE🐍 WOULD🐍 BE🐍 BETTER🐍 to be takin'🐍 PITY ON YOU🐍 ,bucko!🐍"

[10: Snake (SNAKED) vs TRAINER OF JUSTICE]

Insider2000:

Prism: trying to accomplish anything

One of Order's creations/Purple:

the computer from the web series Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, screaming angrily with bloodshot eyes

UnofficiallyJam:

dhmis and cpuk do have some interesting parallels in terms of villains 🤔

HAHA Yeah These Parallels Are Really Funny.....

Sure would be really weird if I had some sort of history with DHMIS that accidentally imprinted on me massively

Mako:

Meanwhile me, who does not have any experience with dhmis and is too scared to find out

Mako:

I heard it was spooky and I was like "Hm. No thank you!"

Imo in terms of horror it definitely isn't AS intense as most. It's a lot more unsettling than Scary imo (granted I'm biased)

Garf:

from relistening to a bunch of your mashups in preparation for the 25th, I definitely didn't see anything DHMIS related on the channel so yeah all seems fine

Haha yes! My mashups!

The Only Interaction With DHMIS I Have Had

for those who do not get the joke I was a pretty big person in the addmittedly small DHMIS community back in its heydaY

Insider2000:

Oh yeah, you had an OC on Tumblr, right?

more than that, I had a whole dhmis dedicated blog

also the match hasnt started yet, fuckin the elgato's bein foolish

im gonna restart this bad boy brb

(sorry this started so late lol)

THAT did the trick!

UnofficiallyJam:

This is said a lot but paying attention to numbers when doing art will ruin you.

also this

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"hello"

"Hey guys!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Bubbly:

"hello!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Mako:

"Hi!"

Wonder:

"that you, twist?"

"Yep...."

"So I kinda showed my hand there"

Brush:

"is quad good now?"

Raven:

"That sure was a Cut Scene"

Garf:

"Hey sometimes its gotta happen like that"

"Yeah, I was sure to be far away from him in case Prism tried anything"

Wonder:

"yeah, no worries"

Wonder:

"considering what's been going on with her, better to be safe than sorry"

Raven:

"If anything, please thank Purple on our behalf for blasting Prism with grape juice or whatever"

"Yeah, I haven't gotten the chance to see exactly what's going on with her, but..."

"Oh! That wasn't Purp...that was just me."

Raven:

"BADASS"

Greenshi:

"nice!"

Wonder:

"hell yeah"

Bubbly:

"oh! nice"

"What can I say? I lucked out"

Garf:

"Hell yeah!"

Mako:

"Badass Twist momence"

Wonder:

"anyways, uhh... got anything new for us?"

Insider2000:

"Best magic caster in CPU K, let's go!"

"Hey, something I didn't ask. What other Red Kraken members are in this tournament?"

Wonder:

"waltz"

Bubbly:

"we just saw hoedown!"

Bubbly:

"last bracket"

Garf:

"Yeah Waltz"

Insider2000:

"Waltz, Folk, Hoedown..."

Mako:

"Hoedown"

"Waltz......"

Brush:

"folk is in winners! which might not be good actually"

"So....."

Wonder:

"dougie was in a few tournaments ago"

Raven:

"Folk is already in the final bracket btw. He's. Uh. Hanging in there."

"The reason I ask is that there seems to be something about me.....it's not related to the purple god thing"

"It's an all natural connection with Spectrum"

Brush:

"probably the nepotism"

Wonder:

"definitely the nepotism"

Garf:

"yeah that's probably it lol"

Raven:

"Ah, that might be because of your...source origin"

Greenshi:

"id assume its cuz you weren't made for CPUK, you just got to join."

"Yeah, I....figured as much"

"Kind of."

"I dunno, this is really weird to explain"

ROUND THREE

"Because you know how we have different universes here?"

Raven:

"Everyone who originated from the Red Kraken crew are from a story Ryan wants to make. OCs, if you will."

Janet:

"yeah we're vaguely aware of the universes"

"It feels like.....not JUST looking at another universe, but another universe from a different angle? I don't know."

Raven:

"Meaning that y'all will still have a story to exist in after CPUK ends"

"Yeah. I'm guessing that....only some of the Kraken members are gonna make it to that, huh?"

chirp:

"Another reality. Time is an x axis, dimension is a y axis, reality is a z axis."

Wonder:

"depends on how ryan feels"

Garf:

"Yeah that depends on Ryan"

Raven:

"I think Ryan mentioned once that he might have Folk show up somehow"

Brush:

"yeah, idk if patch farms is gonna make it. at least not the same way as it is now"

Wonder:

"and chartreuse"

Janet:

"might go that way, we're not involved in that"

Garf:

"Yeah that's not our decision"

"That's true."

"I don't really expect him to answer, because I think he already knows..."

"And it does.....kinda feel odd to know that something you hold true to yourself isn't something that's omnipresent across all realities"

"But I suppose with the way multiverses work, there's just that much variance, you know?"

"And...."

"As far as I'm aware, I'm living in THIS reality."

"So no matter what this Spectrum business is all about"

"No matter what Ryan says....."

"No matter the doubts deep in my gut that things are different in other realities...."

"......I'd still like to see Chili's after this dream is done."

Wonder:

"...yeah"

Brush:

"nothing wrong with that!"

"Not at all!"

Greenshi:

"Cute <3"

"Just........a bit of a bummer....coulda been a cool omni-reality relationship thing going, but....again"

Wonder:

"depends on what happens"

"This is our reality"

Insider2000:

“You will see her again.”

"This is the world I love"

"I'm gonna live in it"

Bubbly:

"yeah!!"

Garf:

"Yeah there is no doubt you will see her again"

Janet:

"yeah those other yous may be you, but they're not you you! only you're you you!"

"Oh yeah I don't doubt it!"

"Confusing!!! But I get it!!!"

Brush:

"you you you :>"

"I'll talk to you guys about this more later!"

Bubbly:

"seeya!"

Janet:

"seeya!"

Garf:

"Cya Twist!"

Greenshi:

"Seeya!"

Mako:

"see ya!"

"Again, sorry about all this chaos!!!"

Wonder:

"good luck out there"

Raven:

"See you around!"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"🐍 the Snake Dimension🐍 !!!!🐍 BEAUTIFUL THING🐍 !!!!!!!!🐍"

SNAKE (SNAKED) has defeated TRAINER OF JUSTICE this round!!!

Raven:

...so we can never tell her that Chili's can't be in the Red Kraken bc of copyright laws unless she's changed a lot

Garf:

realistically I feel like Ryan could include a character in RK who's like a restaurant owner that Twist falls for, but Red Kraken is Ryan's story, so consider that a suggestion at the very most

I mean

I've mentioned before that in the RK story, Twist is ace/aro

And that this is a different Twist

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Well, well, well, if it ain't miss fancy shmancy glowy hands! Can yer glowy hands ride ya 'cross the countryside, feelin' the wind on yer face as you gallop into the sunset?"

"......I'm choosing not to answer that for your sake, cowgirl"

[11: Twist vs Whip]

[chat is discussing homestuck fandom stuff]

Greenshi:

dirk 🤝 prism

aware that they are in a story that will end, and will do anything to keep that from happening. (afaik i didnt read 2)

wait is that context from hs that I completely missed because Act 6 was a haze for me?

or is that epilogue/2 stuff

either way

DAMMIT

So one of the more iconic characters tries to prevent the story from ending and is evil in order to do so??

And this all happens in a questionably canon space?

FUCK SOMEONE GET THE TWEET

Janet:

it's accurate, he desperately creates conflict and a new story premise at all costs to keep it going

........

Brush:

on the other hand the nccts are better than homestuck 2 for one simple reason: prism is cute :)

Brush:

also light pit is there

I agree :)

imagine if there was a character who you had to highlight their text in order to read what they're saying

OKAY ENOUGH HOMESTUCK BS WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"You just go right on ahead and ride off into the sunset! I'll lower the sun for ya!"

TWIST has defeated WHIP this round!!!

Insider2000:

Can Twist manipulate the sun?

No, but Whip is incredibly superstitious and probably thinks she can since she is a witch, and Twist has fun messing with her

Wonder:

can purple manipulate the sun? /hj

has not yet been specified

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey, did that wack doctor at least give you some flow?"

"IF YOU DECIDE YOU WANT TO FUCK WITH ME YOUR ASS WILL GET FLUNG!/ YOU'RE NEXT IN THE TARGET DATABASE: PAPAYA COMMA YUNG"

"Sick"

[12: Yung Papaya vs Captain Quadratic]

And Quad with the spike immediately

QUAD IS MURDERING THIS CHILD ALL THREE STOCKS WERE SPIKES I THINK??

We have a report from the field

"AND DOCTOR ORDER DID NOT PUT THAT IN ME! IT WAS SELF TAUGHT! DOCTOR ORDER MAY HAVE HAD A WIDE VARIETY OF TASTES BUT SHE LISTENED TO ALL MUSIC EXCEPT COUNTRY AND RAP"

CAPTAIN QUADRATIC has defeated YUNG PAPAYA this round!!!

gonna move around the order a smidge for absolutely no reason hope you dont mind

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I've heard a lot about you, buddy. Hope you don't got an issue with me just cuz I'm head of Team Cash Money"

"Well hey kid...you're a rapper. I can break down my issue in a nursery rhyme.......y'see......
.....she sells sea shells on a seashore, but the values of these shells will fall"

[14: Cha Cha vs Yung Papaya]

Alternatively, this would have been really funny if Sax Jack ever talked with Lou

Raven:

Luigis who are Kerfuffle staff and are Just Standing Here while weird shit happens

Probably the most fitting role for Luigis tbh

ROUND THREE

Brendle:

Aight I'm back what I miss

I transparently made a reference that resurfaced in my brain today

Also Quad killed a kid

And now Said Kid and Cha Cha are in Round 3

last stock

59-105 YP favor

We have a report from the field

"Sell oil?? Stocks??? Guns???? Water to a fi-? PRESIDENT OF-? Man, I get it, I hate capitalism too, just let me rap, man!"

YUNG PAPAYA has defeated CHA CHA this round!!!

"And I sell seashells on the sea shore :)"

Garf:

(btw random side note, the full song the seashells rap comes from fuckin slaps, I just listened to Money Game Pt. 2 for the first time)

Yeah Money Game Pt 2 is fire

I remembered it existed today which is literally the reason I switched the order lol

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

🐍

"HYA!!!!!" Gettim! Another varmint in the field!"

[13: Whip vs Snake (SNAKED)]

i am already tired of the line stealing bit lol

Insider2000:

There's a snake in her boot!

OH THAT WOULDA BEEN BETTER

the Nelson image

Moss:

"hey?"

Brendle:

"WHOMST"

Greenshi:

"yellow"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

"Yo, what's up with this?"

Raven:

"Hi!

Moss:

"Whats up who are you"

Garf:

"Who's on the line?"

Brush:

"papaya?"

Bubbly:

"new nelson who this"

Greenshi:

"we are nelson!"

Wonder:

"oh this must be yung papaya"

Moss:

"we are the audience"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello”

"Ayyyyyyyy! What's up!"

Janet:

"hi! we're the discord of discord jack, living in a ceramic hedgehog named nelson"

Brush:

"papaya momence"

Raven:

"We're the Discord audience!"

Greenshi:

"good job against chacha!"

"That's rad as hell!"

Garf:

"Papaya!"

"Thanks, I shoulda plugged my soundcloud there at the end, but I figure there ain't really an audience in the void here"

"At least I didn't think so"

"So what's up"

Wonder:

"we tried accessing once before"

Wonder:

"wasn't there"

Garf:

"Well as it turns out there is, so plug away"

Brush:

"i mean we're an audience but we can't really reach it"

Greenshi:

"plug it now. we're listening."

Raven:

"Ah, so you've been informed that this is a funky dream"

"Yoooooo it's a dream???? I just figured everything was all weird and rainbowy"

"Makes sense"

Brush:

"i've been wondering about that. is the stadium just Empty? no one in the bleachers? are there bleachers??"

"But like"

"If its a dream then wheres Lil Nas X?"

Wonder:

"it's not really your dream"

Brush:

"maybe he'll be in the next one"

Garf:

"It is unfortunately not that kind of dream"

"Wait is Lil Nas X the snake guy?"

Greenshi:

"prism removed him. she sucks"

Wonder:

"it's like shared and that white asshole prism's in charge"

Garf:

"Nah that was just a Snake guy"

Epicsuperbat:

“Banned from the bloodsport”

Raven:

"Unfortunately this is Prism's domain, not yours. But good taste!"

"Yoooooo what the fuck"

Garf:

"He got Snaked"

"That sucks ass bro"

Insider2000:

"It's a dream being manipulated by Prism, so there only rap verses you're getting from her is something worse than 'That's an awfully hot coffee pot'."

Garf:

"Yeah he didn't forward the email"

chirp:

"Speaking of snakes tho- hows your dad holding up?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Lil Nas X is too powerful for CPUK, he could 3 stock Dani”

Garf:

"Lil Nas X would walk into CPUK and Prism would just disintegrate instantly"

"Awfully hot, huh? Sounds like she was usin' way too many napkins.....drivin' a porsche over the floorboards"

"Of course she's wartorn"

Etharia:

"so. thoughts on kanye west?"

"A genius, and I mean that in the most insulting way possible"

Etharia:

"same."

We have a report from the field!!!

...............................p.....................................................pe...........................................

SNAKE (SNAKED) has defeated WHIP this round!!!

Wonder:

"oh shit, you still remember kanye"

Mako:

"pe"

Greenshi:

"wait you remember him? thought he got voided"

Brush:

"pe"

Garf:

"pe"

"Why are you guys talkin bout piss????"

Brush:

"pe"

Greenshi:

"pe."

Etharia:

"victory quotes"

Bubbly:

"pe"

Moss:

"pe"

Garf:

"We're just repeating what Snake (Snaked) said"

"He said pe?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Snake went to the bathroom”

Garf:

"Yes. And we found it funny because our senses of humor have been collectively destroyed by the internet"

"Yoooooo I KNEW somethin' was up!"

Etharia:

"Yeah this hedgehog gets echolalia like you wouldn't believe"

"My dad was tellin' me he sensed a soul in there!"

Bubbly:

"oh shit?"

Greenshi:

"what"

Garf:

"Oh shit what?"

Mako:

"Snake souls"

"I thought it was Lil Nas X because tbh this is 100% a Lil Nas X move"

Brush:

"do snakes not normally have souls"

Insider2000:

"Pardon?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Dad souls”

Greenshi:

"omg your uncle......."

"Well they do, but there's somethin' more in there!"

Garf:

"So Snake (Snaked) is Lil Nas X?"

Etharia:

"dad souls is my favorite fromsoft game"

Janet:

"🐍👻"

"I think he might just be Lil Nas X!!!!!!!!!!"

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Bubbly:

"oh shit!!"

Garf:

"OH FUCK"

Brush:

"yeah that might as well happen"

Insider2000:

"Snake is Lil Nas X?"

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I GOTTA TELL EVERYBODY!!!!!!"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Loading introspection module.....have you ever felt there is something greater that surrounds you that you have yet to become aware of........and do you believe that the awareness you had granted unto others...has yet to be granted unto you?"

"THE ONLY THINK I HAVE HAD BESTOWED UPON ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

"Justi-"

"JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[15: TRAINER OF JUSTICE vs Rights Sentience]

Garf:

(hey ryan do you think you might be able to switch up some orders so Yung Papaya can fight Lil Nas X) I cannot believe I just said that

nope ;)

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that was a wink not a smile chill

Greenshi:

......hm. if i see prismatic rights. i think i will kill.

I did not have even a modicum of an idea for this to happen until you said exactly this

Insider2000:

Are we saying Papaya might go prism, or Lil Nas X?

I am not telling

ROUND THREE

Also in case you're wondering

The "way too many napkins" is not from eminem

And not from the "awfully hot coffee pot" bit

It is from This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMKPwQXReHs [Supercult Studios' 'Eminem Rapping']

Garf:

Ryan haven't you used the "of course I'm war torn" in mashups before?

Yes, in the Roy mashup for Smashup

at the time this entire video was a huge in-joke between the crew I'd played Overwatch with

we reference it in a snapcube video

Epicsuperbat:

Ankles

not that one

chirp:

is THAT where 'you're lacking the stamina' comes from????? I remember watching Chase stream breath of the wild a while back and he Kept Saying It and i knew it had to be referencing something

It MIGHT be I havent seen his vod of that, and Chase wasn't in the group outside of a couple sessions iirc

But knowing Chase it probably was

Also here's the video

https://youtu.be/xSecmjXdNzk?t=444 [SnapCube's '10 Minutes of John Mulaney Impressions and Overwatch']

(Timestamp in link but if not its 7:24)

Also report from the field!!!

"I AM CERTAIN YOU WILL FIND WHAT YOU SEEK!!!! YOU MUST SIMPLY TURN TO...........................................​JJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEE!!!!!!"

TRAINER OF JUSTICE has defeated RIGHTS SENTIENCE this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"YOU SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THIS MIST....I ONLY KNOW IT AS A SECURITY SYSTEM TO DETECT WHEN SHE IS INTERFERING! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HOLD AN UNDERSTANDING THAT DOCTOR ORDER DID NOT????"

"I mean this in just about the kindest way I can imagine, but the things I know that she didn't, from ethereal knowledge of gods to how to treat a soul with kindness....you'd need a database upgrade"

[16: Captain Quadratic vs Twist]

the Nelson image

Moss:

"hi!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Greenshi:

"Hello!"

Janet:

"echo!"

"Identified as Nelson. Correct?"

Wonder:

"that's us"

Brush:

"yeah!!!"

Moss:

"Correct!"

Greenshi:

"Rights! Hi!"

Bubbly:

"RIGHTS!!"

Garf:

"Yeah we are Nelson"

Raven:

"Correct! We are the Discord audience!"

Janet:

"correct! containing the discord of discord jack!"

Garf:

"RIGHTS"

Moss:

"Rights"

"Confirmed! Additional Data has been acknowledged! How are you Discord Audience?"

Wonder:

"fine, i think"

Brush:

"rights sentience the people want to know is it true that you are LGBT, all of them at once?"

Moss:

"pretty nervouse but pk"

Garf:

"I'm pretty good! How about you?"

Raven:

"Sleepy but good!"

Greenshi:

"Jack put us inside a hedgehog"

Janet:

"im doing well, also a lil sleempy"

"Of course! I am the strongest fighter for the LGBTQ+ Community! As such I am applicable to be any and all forms of representation possible simultaneously with the use of quantum computers"

Brush:

"hell yeah"

Bubbly:

"hell yeah"

Moss:

"hell yeah"

Raven:

"That's AWESOME"

Garf:

"You love to see it!"

We have a report from the field!

"WE WILL HAVE TO DISCUSS WHAT THIS MIST IS ALL ABOUT AT SOME POINT"

CAPTAIN QUADRATIC has defeated TWIST this round!!!

Raven:

"Quad won!!"

Bubbly:

"WOO QUAD!!"

"Congratulations, My Captain <3"

Greenshi:

"Hell yeah!!!"

Greenshi:

"AA"

Moss:

"AWWWWE CUTE"

Bubbly:

"AWWW"

Greenshi:

"CUTE"

Brush:

"<3"

Garf:

"AWWWWWWWWW"

Wonder:

"d'aww"

Bubbly:

"so im guessing that relationship is going good?"

"It Is Quite Nice. It is.......interesting for me"

AV:

“Rights Sentience quantum queer”

Garf:

"Hell yeah!"

Greenshi:

"You two are cute~~"

"I apologize if I am slow for the next few moments"

Janet:

"so happy for you!"

Raven:

"All good!"

Insider2000:

"No worries!"

Greenshi:

"Take your time!"

Janet:

"no hurry!"

Garf:

"It's fine!"

Moss:

"take your time"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"IT WOULD APPEAR THAT YOU ARE QUITE THE RAPSCALLION!! BUT AT LEAST WE SHARE A SIMILAR COLO-"

"GAH! CAPTAIN CRIMSON!"

[17: Captain Quadratic vs Cha Cha]

"Thank you for waiting! I was running calculations to determine the probability of your ability to keep a secret!"

Greenshi:

"Oh?"

Brush:

"if it's from prism we cannot"

Greenshi:

"Howd we do?"

Moss:

"we are amazing at keeping secrets
though prism is alwayd listening so be careful"

Brush:

"otherwise it's a toss-up"

Garf:

"Okay before you say anything major, you do need to factor in Prism"

Raven:

"Prism can hear what we hear and see what we see so be careful"

Wonder:

"we are a bug, so. please be careful."

Janet:

"yeah she eavesdrops on us :c"

"I have determined you all are worthy of knowledge. From what I am aware of Prism, she cannot comprehend my emotions, even if they are largely deterministic based on complex state machines"

"ERROR"

"ERROR"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bubbly:

"uh."

"................."

Brush:

"huh!"

Moss:

"you ok?"

Insider2000:

"Ohh?!?"

"ahem"

Greenshi:

"UH OH."

Garf:

"everything good?"

"My apologies"

Insider2000:

"Did Quad do something pog?"

Wonder:

"...you popped off there"

Raven:

"Cheering on thw Captain?"

"Quadratic Just Quadratic Punched Cha Cha"

Brush:

"NICE"

Garf:

"HELL YEAH"

Moss:

"NICE"

Raven:

"POG POG POG"

Insider2000:

"Dope!"

Bubbly:

"YOOOO LETS GOO"

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah!!!"

Greenshi:

"NIIIIICE"

Brush:

"thought you were getting possessed by the spirit of hackerman j0hn or something"

"Reloading previous memory space"

Bubbly:

"YESS"

Wonder:

"there is a way to sort of keep a secret... there's a site we've been using"

"I have determined you can keep such a secret as this, so long as you do not inform Captain Quadratic of this insecurity"

Wonder:

"this bin where we sorta...paste things?"

Greenshi:

"You have our word"

Garf:

"Oh you got it!"

Bubbly:

"our lips are sealed"

Moss:

"Got it!"

Janet:

"promise!"

Raven:

"We can do that!"

"I....................am concerned that I am not correctly taking part in this relationship"

Greenshi:

"Oh?"

Greenshi:

"Whys that?"

"I have been preloaded with a purpose that I had for myself even before I gained sentience"

"My purpose was to protect the rights of those who truly loved one another, even if it was outside the bounds of comfort for the closed-minded"

"However, my purpose did not account for.....forming...such a relationship"

Garf:

"Honestly, from what we've seen, I think you're going absolutely fine. This is a first time for both of you, so I recommend taking it as it goes. You won't always get everything right, but it will be your relationship, and literally no one can take that from you"

"By all accounts, I feel as if there is some level of attraction and I do feel that to an extent I care for him"

Insider2000:

"You'll figure it out."

Etharia:

"Is two robots falling in love the kind of thing you would be obligated to protect?"

"However to be caring is a part of my programming"

"I have searched the internet and all available pieces of data for an algorithm......I have modified those algorithms.......I have modified those modifications.....I have modified those modifications"

"How will I know what love truly is and not simply my programming informing me to provide empathy and care?"

Etharia:

"My opinion is: who cares? If what you feel is care towards him, then care for him. If things don't work, they don't work. All that matters is that you do what makes you happy in the now, and if it ever stops working, you'll still have a wonderful friend."

Garf:

"How does the way you care for Quadratic compare to the way you care for someone else?"

Greenshi:

"......what is the difference? That may sound harsh, but if this is how you process love, then it is real and genuine. Its clear from how you talk about them, and how you concern yourself over this."

Garf:

"Yeah!"

Garf:

"The fact that you care enough to put that much thought into it proves that this is something special"

Janet:

"none of us really know what love us, we decide for ourselves based off how we feel at any given moment"

Etharia:

"Part of the way everybody loves being different is that everyone experiences the feeling of love differently."

UnofficiallyJam:

"Listen we could say the same thing about the chemicals in ours brains. Don't beat yourself up over this."

Insider2000:

“Love requires more than empathy and care. When you cross that threshold, you’ll know.”

"I am uncertain if comedy is something that I can properly register, but from my awareness of the concept, I believe that this would be sort of irony, would it not?"

Etharia:

"Oh, absolutely."

"I was created to protect love"

"And I struggle to find definition"

"Perhaps that only speaks to a sort of unimaginable beauty"

"And.....perhaps is speaks to the feeling"

Janet:

"something i find helps with stuff often is: if someone else were to share similar concerns with you, what might you say to them?"

Greenshi:

"Yeah! <3"

Epicsuperbat:

“Love is undefinable”

"It feels like..........."

"Perhaps it is what I had been built to fight for....."

"To find meaning here"

"In this place"

Raven:

"I can never tell if I have actual Romantic Feelings for someone or if they were just nice to me once and now I'm Attached"

"Beauty cannot be calculated with simple numbers"

"However I suppose that sentience........."

"This gift given to me"

"....................."

"Calculation failed."

"Function deemed optional"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field

"Sorry if I went too hard on ya! Hoedown had told me all about Captain Crimson, and you two look so damn similar!"

CHA CHA has defeated CAPTAIN QUADRATIC this round!!!

Man I really love just

dropping unexpected story arcs on people

for no reason

me looking at the last bracket and seeing Chartreuse

me realizing how much I've been thinking of Determinism vs Free Will

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wonder:

oooooooooooooooooooooooo

Insider2000:

ooooooooooooooooooooooo

Garf:

oooooooooooooooooooooo

Epicsuperbat:

ooooooooooooo

Etharia:

o

Greenshi:

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Brush:

o

Greenshi:

owo

Moss:

ooooooo○○○○○○○○

Brush:

e

Garf:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdE3R3BeH-I [Undertale OST: 047 - Ooo]

Epicsuperbat:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Janet:

oooo°°°°

Moss:

oooooo●●●●●

Greenshi:

000000000000000000

Moss:

••••••••••••••••

Greenshi:

⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕⭕O

UnofficiallyJam:

oooooooooooo

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I appreciate the rights, but the lovin' from a girl's horse is all she needs!"

"While your validity is without bounds, after having approximately 0.00651 seconds of access to the world wide web, it would be drastically beneficial for you to rephrase your previous statement"

[18: Rights Sentience vs Whip]

I'm so sorry

We have a report fHold on just a moment, I have a quiiiiiiick question :)

Moss:

OU

Bubbly:

hey.

Moss:

OI

Garf:

No

Wonder:

the answer is "fuck off"

Epicsuperbat:

🚙🔋

Raven:

I was just thinking you were being too quiet

Garf:

There are no answers here so leave

Hello chat :) Please save your car batteries I mean you no harm, I have a simple question :)

Wonder:

no, go to hell

Garf:

No

Raven:

🐍

Epicsuperbat:

🐍

Wonder:

🐍

........I'm well aware of the fact that you do not like me :)

Garf:

Then leave

Garf:

Get lost

Raven:

You tried to murder a KID

Epicsuperbat:

Really? What makes you think that /s

Garf:

You aren't gonna change your favor with us so stop fucking trying

Murder? Did you REALLY think Juniper was going to die? :)

Wonder:

incredible how you're just

Janet:

did juniper think she was?

Wonder:

like this

Moss:

looking at everything youve done
yes.
your a horrible babysitter

Garf:

Imma be honest I thought Raven was talking about the Light Pit incident

Listen, I'm not here to plead my case to you :)

Brush:

there are a lot of kids around

Raven:

YOU WERE GONNA FIGHT HER 2 ON 1 AT FIRST

Brush:

i don't think she was gonna murder lp either

Garf:

Which is entirely its OWN PROBLEM

Etharia:

Not exactly, however you have been shown to on multiple occasions provide fates worse than death so the average result of interacting with you is death

Epicsuperbat:

In a universe of no consequences (and Larry), yes

Garf:

Frankly death is preferable to interacting with you Prism

Moss:

If your question is some kind of hint of a fucked up thing your doing im going to do something

Brendle:

Yo prism do a flip

Brendle:

Do something cool

Sure thing :)

Brendle:

Do something interesting for once

Garf:

If your question doesn't involve the words "I'm leaving" I do NOT want to hear it

Brendle:

Hell yeah :)

I think I might know something about the other Larry :)

Garf:

GEE WHO COULDVE GUESSED

Something you all might find interesting :)

Moss:

The one your controlling?
no shit you know something about that

Garf:

ITS NOT LIKE ITS PRISMATIC LARRY OR ANYTHING

Moss:

would be a bad at your job if you didnt

Insider2000:

Sure.

Etharia:

Prism. I want you to do something quickly. Describe to me what you look like, only the stuff that’s “real” about your appearance, nothing “noncanon.”

Something that I didn't even know about until a few minutes ago :)

Wonder:

wow, prism finally learned something about the unknown

Wonder:

that's crazy

Garf:

damn

Etharia:

And then, once you’ve done that, describe how you see yourself.

Janet:

is he lil nas x?

Mako:

Is he snakes?

Raven:

Is it going to be depressing

Etharia:

Once that has been done, I want you to re-examine your motivations for doing these.

No, and Snake isn't Lil Nas X either :)

Bubbly:

did you snake larry

Raven:

Damn

Insider2000:

Awww, man.

Garf:

So Prism how much more is it going to make us want to rip your neck to shreds

But I have a little bit of a theory about this Prismatic Larry :)

Moss:

Prism
if you just know learned smth about a man your possessing than i think that means your bad at your job.
theres only 2 possesors and you are failinh

Brendle:

Zero flips seen, 0 out of 10, F-, you should feel bad

Garf:

YOU HAVE A THEORY

Moss:

WDYM THEORY
YOUR CONTROLLING HIM PRISM

Garf:

ABOUT A LARRY YOU ARE POSSESSING

J0rt:

A game theory?

Raven:

Wait so is it a theory or did you actually learn something

Brush:

what did he trip and fall into a vat of glitter glue

You see, when I picked him up I thought it was just Larry.....the one we all know and love :)

Moss:

Aaaaaaaaand

Insider2000:

Is it... Home?

Epicsuperbat:

Theory? How can it be a theory when you are the one who created this dream world?

Garf:

Incorrect. The one we know and love ISNT prismatic

Garf:

In a SHOCKING revelation

Brush:

well if we're talking about larry theories. i can think of a couple

J0rt:

i mean, she said they were from the same time, so i don't think so

Nope! I was sure to pick from the correct time :)

Raven:

Is it Barry, or the Other Barry, or Home, or Jerry, we've got a lot of these guys

Insider2000:

Then who is this?

J0rt:

lmao beat ya to the punch prism

I don't know....but I'm missing some information :)

Garf:

HOW

Garf:

ITS A PRISMATIC LARRY

Did anything happen during that little cutscene that introduced him? :)
🍅 7

Moss:

youve been controlling this man for us days
for you hours
and you still are missing informatipn.
god your incompetent at anything you do

Wonder:

no, fuck off

J0rt:

nope!

Moss:

no nothing happened dipshit

Insider2000:

Not that I know of.

Greenshi:

No. We've been over this.

Moss:

figure it out yourself
like your failing to do

Wonder:

no, fuck off

J0rt:

nope!

Moss:

no nothing happened dipshit

Insider2000:

Not that I know of.

Greenshi:

No. We've been over this.

Moss:

figure it out yourself
like your failing to do

Garf:

We haven't been intro'd asshole

Raven:

Did you seriously grab a random Larry without checking which one it was first

Garf:

I already didn't respect Prism, but now she just sucks at her job

Raven:

Also it was days ago I genuinely do not remember lol

Moss:

[bully prism? how mean can I be on a scale of 1-10?]
🇾 4 🇪 4 🇸 4

Brush:

i'll bet he isn't even larry you just grabbed like. harry or something

Greenshi:

[10. Always]

......I get the feeling that you all are withholding something :)

Epicsuperbat:

Is this dude just some random dude named Larry you picked up off the street

Wonder:

no, we just don't like you

Garf:

No we aren't

Garf:

Go away

Brush:

or we're just stupid

Insider2000:

Guys, chill.

Moss:

what are you talking about prism?
maybe your own paranoia about the stort ending is getting to you

Mako:

Genuinely don't know what you're talking about

fine then. I'll let you find out in time :)

Raven:

Nah this time I'm serious I don't remember anything abother than "here's larry, floating in the rainbow!"

Garf:

Cool

Brush:

it's been so long this information slips from our silly mortal brains

Greenshi:

You keep asking the same question, we hive you the same answer. What's the problem.

Mako:

Don't know what to tell you, guy

Greenshi:

Begone

see you all later..............

Garf:

Yeah we got NOTHIN

.......pastrycakes :)

We have a report from the field!

"Once again, you are incredibly valid, and your connection to your horse is legendary, I simply wish to proceed with caution here"

RIGHTS SENTIENCE has defeated WHIP this round!!!

Insider2000:

Janet, can you post the archives?

Janet:

{whee magic prism-proof block: https://cpuk-ncct.xyz if you just want the link}

the parameters are acceptable

Brush:

i think perhaps prism overestimates our ability to retain information from cutscenes. we have no thoughts

which is ironic since I am also incapable of retaining information from things canonical to these characters

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Ay man, listen, I got nothin' but respect for the passion, but could ya maybe turn it d-"

"GOT A SWORD BY MY SIDE! ITS THE SABER OF JUSTICE/FIND THE SPOT OF WEAKNESS IN YOUR ARMOR AND I THRUST THIS!"

[19: Yung Papaya vs TRAINER OF JUSTICE]

alos

:chongoWatch:

Also also apologies for just making this the hardest to archive

it's fine!!! besides, this is fun c:

the Nelson image

Moss:

"hi!"

Greenshi:

"Hugo!"

Janet:

"hi!"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Bubbly:

"howdy"

Greenshi:

"*hiho"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yellow”

Janet:

"hugo???"

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD HAPPENED TO ME????????????????????????????"

🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Moss:

"hey"

"Whoa! Who left this rock here?"

Garf:

"Hello?"

Bubbly:

"uhhh"

Epicsuperbat:

“Snake”

Janet:

"snake"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello!"

Moss:

"Snake left rock here"

Mako:

"🐍"

"Oh! Snake, huh? Weird guy!"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Raven:

"Snake dropped us"

Moss:

"Yeah"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, btw, he's not Lil Nas X"

Janet:

"seemed upset about being snaked"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Snake is having a time...."

Mako:

"Hnggh, Kernel"

Garf:

"Who we got on the Nelson btw"

"......................................wait"

Wonder:

"in case you heard any rumors"

chirp:

"Somethings very wrong with the snake man."

"voices?"

Moss:

"yes!"

Wonder:

"yeah"

"whadda hell???"

Mako:

"Indeedy!"

Bubbly:

"howdy"

UnofficiallyJam:

"yes!"

Janet:

"oh yeah we're the discord"

Wonder:

"i assume you are...cha cha?"

Moss:

"we are the audience nice to meet ya"

"Whoooooaaaaa!!!!!!"

Mako:

"We're the Nelson!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi we are the friends of Discord Jack”

Mako:

"Who are you?"

"WHOOOOOA YOU KNOW MY KRAKEN NAME???"

Raven:

"Omg is this Cha Cha"

"WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Wonder:

"we're big fans"

Janet:

"discord jack summoned us in the form of a ceramic hedgehog"

Garf:

"CHA CHA"

Mako:

"OH HEY CHA CHA"

Moss:

"YEAHHH"

Brush:

"CHA CHA"

Bubbly:

"kraken name....?"

Epicsuperbat:

“CHA CHA”

UnofficiallyJam:

"CHA CHA"

Moss:

"CAPS LOCK ACTIVATED I SEE"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, before the day ends"

Janet:

"hey cha cha you're so cool!!!"

We have a report from the field

"So, like, does this justice thing give beats or nah?"

YUNG PAPAYA has defeated TRAINER OF JUSTICE this round!!!

Wonder:

"happy man tiddy monday"

Brush:

"alright what distressingly ordinary name does he have"

Raven:

"IT'S STILL MAN TITTY MONDAY HERE, HAPPY MTM"

Mako:

"YEAAAA"

Bubbly:

"HAPPY MAN TIDDY MONDAY"

Epicsuperbat:

“Happy Man Tiddy Tuesday”

Greenshi:

"WAIT CHA CHA HIIII!"

"WHOA! ITS MONDAY???"

Garf:

"HAPPY MAN TITTY MONDAY"

Mako:

"It's about the tits"

"Or....is it Tuesday?"

"I mean time ain't real but like"

"Ya know?"

Moss:

"Its monday for me"

Mako:

"It is! Moonday!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Time zones are weird”

Bubbly:

"its monday somewhere"

Greenshi:

"Its always monday when the tits are out"

Brush:

"it's still monday for another half hour!"

Raven:

"In my timezone is is 11:30 PM Monday night"

Insider2000:

"As far as EST is concerned, not yet."

UnofficiallyJam:

"This is a dream, time is weird."

"I mean time REALLY ain't real here!!!! The Rainbow Sun Thing's been out for.........all the time!"

Aubz:

“It can be Monday!”

Moss:

"for me its 8:24 on monday so we got a few more hours of man titty monday"

Epicsuperbat:

“For me it’s 4 30 am Tuesday”

Wonder:

"wait, rainbow sun?"

Aubz:

“IT IS MONDAY!!!”

Wonder:

"have... have you been staring into the sun???"

"Yeah, it's like.....rainbowy"

"All the time!"

Moss:

"Prism sun?"

Greenshi:

".......yikes!"

Mako:

"Don't do that! You'll hurt your eyes!"

chirp:

"Cha cha dont stare at the sun."

"It's got red, blue, yellow, other red, and......."

Moss:

"that sure is a rainbow"

Greenshi:

"Red..................2!!!"

"Nelson....."

Raven:

"Prism's controlling this dream dimension y'all are in. But also please don't make your eyesight even worse."

Wonder:

"yeah?"

Aubz:

“That’s us!”

"I just have one question for you"

Garf:

"Okay normally I'd agree but I feel like Cha Cha is immune somehow"

Moss:

"yes?"

Aubz:

“What’s up?”

Moss:

"what is it"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yea”

"What color is an orange?"

Wonder:

"careful with your words, though"

Aubz:

“Orange”

Epicsuperbat:

“Orange”

Brush:

"orange"

Wonder:

"oh, same as its name"

Greenshi:

"......orange."

Mako:

"Cha Cha you bonehead (affectionate)"

Garf:

"Orange"

Wonder:

"just like a lemon"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Orange."

Moss:

"cha cha you bone head its the same as its name just like a lemon"

wonder and moss win the prize

Greenshi:

"Like red but.....not."

"Oh thanks!!"

"Well I gotta go talk to Twist. She tells me I got this thing wrong with my eyes, which is weird cuz I can see a falcon from a mile away!"

END NELSON EVENT

Wonder:

yaaay!

Wonder:

do i get to punch prism? /j

no :)

Also the what color is an orange scene is Cha Cha and Dougie

Yeah like

it's not scary

chirp:

We never got his non-kraken name. Watch it be fuckin. keith or something

keith......

watch out for keith

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I.....I can feel it.....you hold the same energy as Dougie and Waltz.......and me....you don't originate from this reality."

"............flip.......................flip the..........................."

[20: Twist vs Snake (SNAKED)]

Raven:

Flip the pe?

Aubz:

ep

Wonder:

flip the script?

Moss

Flip

Moss:

do a flip

Aubz:

Pilf

UnofficiallyJam:

!flip

Moss:

/flip

Garf:

;;flip

Wonder:

¿ƃuᴉɥʇʎuɐ sᴉɥʇ sᴉ

Bubbly:

Brendle asked prism to do a flip....

Aubz:

pk;flip

PluralKit:

❌ Unknown command flip. For a list of possible commands, see https://pluralkit.me/commands.

Wonder:

(for readability: it's supposed to say "is this anything?")

Moss:

flip

Raven:

If: asked to do a flip

Then: do a flip

Moss:

Its binded by law

Brendle:

Are you guys

Brendle:

Ok

Garf:

No

Aubz:

No

Bubbly:

No

Epicsuperbat:

Never

Wonder:

no

chirp:

When are we ever?

Moss:

we're trying to figure out what to flip

chirp:

Are we ever.

Raven:

Sleeby deeby

Moss:

Kieth.

Brendle:

That's a shame...

Aubz:

did it work

Brendle:

I am. On the ground rn

Moss:

Same but emotionally

Janet:

pe -> ad?

Moss:

physical education

pe

Janet:

snake -> akeus?

Wonder:

hold on wait, i got one more idea

Wonder:

Wonder:

/j

Moss:

gottem

Aubz:

LOL

Garf:

Perfect

Aubz:

ekans. we gotta Pokémon

Wonder:

hmm... so it's not flipping off the script...

Aubz:

flipping the switch?

Brendle:

Get ready for this?

Garf:

Wait Aubz did you just reverse your name

Zbua:

flipped <3

Ssom:

Flipped

Garf:

hang on hang on

Janet:

ekans

Brendle:

Your wig. Flipped.

Epicsuperbat:

🙃

Frag:

there we go

Ssom:

loof yag ssom

Greenshi:

Ihsneerg

ROUND THREE

Eldnerb:

I am eldnerb

Eldnerb:

I am who you worship

Ssom:

nithgif yeht

Okam:

Yostled and Jostled

Janet:

alright im using my phone upside down is this halping

Okam:

It looks so weird with Yostled being first

Janet:

nooo so close to perfect

Frag:

(janet can you please note on the archive that a bunch of people started reversing their names)

Brush:

el goog

Bubbly:

el goog!

Zbau:

EL GOOOOOG

Ssom:

EL G○○○○○○○G

Okam:

EL GOOG

Epicsuperbat:

EL GOOG

Greenshi:

El goog = snaked confirmed

LAST STOCK

twist and snake at 40% and 50% respectively in their last stocks

We have a report from the field

"................t.......................toe...................................................toe............................................................"

SNAKE (SNAKED) has defeated TWIST this round!!!

Brush:

TOE

Ssom:

Toes

Bubbly:

TOE

Greenshi:

Toes

Brush:

toes

Wonder:

flip the toe?

Okam:

JAM

Epicsuperbat:

TOES

Ssom:

Flip toes?

Insider2000:

We blowing them up!

Zbua:

TOE

Frag:

TOES

Okam:

AND EARL

Greenshi:

Pe flip toe

Ssom:

seot

UnofficiallyJam:

drah si gnipyt drawkcab

Garf:

Okay I'm back to normal

Garf:

It was starting to mess with my head lol

Greenshi:

........penguin. floppy (flippy?). Toe....... painguin was snaked........

I'm Solving The Fucking Mystery

Prince:

painguin is originally frome TOE

Wonder:

OH

Aubz:

oH

Wonder:

OH SHIT

Brush:

floppyfeets

Aubz:

THATS SOMETHING

Greenshi:

A H

Bubbly:

OH SHIT??

Moss:

AHHH

UnofficiallyJam:

OH SHIT

Prince:

the tournament TOE

Garf:

OH MY GOD WAIT

Greenshi:

PAINGUIN OH NO

Aubz:

….is snake painguin?

Moss:

PUZZLE SOLVING HOLY SHIT

Mako:

OH

Greenshi:

PAINGUIN IS A HUMAN MAN/SNAKE

Etharia:

What if pe stood for. Penguin.

Epicsuperbat:

PE for Penguin

Greenshi:

HES NOT FROM THIS WORLD. LIKE TWIST

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Yoooooo you got a horse??? Lil Nas X is here!!! You got the PERFECT collab chance!"

"I don't know who Little Nice Ex is, but I ain't interested!"

[21: Whip vs Yung Papaya]

If it was floppyfeet though why would it be "flip the"

Greenshi:

Everyone makes typos

Aubz:

feetyflop

Greenshi:

When they're Snaked

It wasn't a typo

evening:

flipping the iceberg

dingdingding

im so fucking proud of you guys :')

Janet:

how do we do that

Moss:

we all gotta go to one side

Aubz:

we all have to go to the side

Brush:

let's all stand on the left side of the nelson

Brendle:

We need a ton of jackhammers

Aubz:

🎃 🔨

(you dont have to flip it it was just a hint)

Janet:

im over here now! <<< :Nelson:

Brush:

<<<< :Nelson:

Moss:

over

here!

Brush:

i wanna flip it anyway

Greenshi:

:gayson: >>>>>>>>> :nelson:

Aubz:

Dance party on the left side of the Nelson

Moss:

Flip discord

jack falls over

Brush:

we are flipping it. we are doing a flip.

Epicsuperbat:

<<<< :Nelson:

Wonder:

:gaySon: >>>>>>>>> :Nelson:

Janet:

"hey crimson, love you, wanna join in flipping the nelsberg?"

Brush:

!jackdoaflip

Mako:

Staying on our back like a turtle

UnofficiallyJam:

!jackpleassedoaflip

Brush:

!jackpleasedoabackflipplease

Greenshi:

!jackyoucandoitpleasedoaflip

Mako:

!jackdoaflipitllbeawesomeipromise

Moss:

!Jackflip

chirp:

Crimson teleports us into exactly the same spot the nelsons just flipped on its back now

Moss:

!jackitwouldbesofunnyifyouflipped

Brush:

!jackpleasepleasepleasestopwhateveryouredoinganddoaflip

Etharia:

!FLIP_THE_NELSON

Moss:

"Crimson, please flip us

idk how but do it if you can"

Wonder:

an image from Brush's 'Discord Plays Werewolf Jack' series where wolf jack is doing a flip

[Context: Brush's 'Discord Plays Werewolf Jack' series - check it out!]

Brush:

YEAHHH

Bubbly:

YEAAAHHH

Aubz:

YEAHHHH!!!!

Mako:

WOOOO

Epicsuperbat:

Mood: Woof

Mako:

WE LOVE TO SEE IT

Brush:

god i forgot about that

Moss:

We can convince someone to flip us

Garf:

wasn't that from April Fools or something

Wonder:

yeh

Brush:

yeah that was my april fools Bit. i forgot about that particular command

hold on I'm trying to find a website that lets me clip yt videos

the Nelson image

"Hello......"

Moss:

"Hi!"

Wonder:

"hey quick question, can you flip us?"

"It's me....."

Brush:

"hewwo! do a flip"

Moss:

"can you flip us real wuock"

"Discord Jack"

Mako:

"Toes"

Janet:

"hi! can you flip us upside down"

Moss:

"it would be fun flip us"

Epicsuperbat:

“Flip us!”

Bubbly:

"flip us!!"

Brush:

"do a flip jack"

Janet:

"oh hi jack!"

Bubbly:

"JACK"

Wonder:

"is... is this really jack?"

Brendle:

"YOOOOO JACK"

Mako:

"Hi Jack!"

"Yes."

Greenshi:

"Jack!!"

Greenshi:

"Do a flip"

Garf:

"Jack!!"

"I managed to utilize a power"

Moss:

"Jack! flip"

Wonder:

"...tell us something only jack would know"

Janet:

"power :O"

Mako:

"Can we do flips together?"

"Gifted to me by both Spectrum AND Cosmic Love to somehow have this Nelson"

"And also"

Aubz:

“Oh?”

Insider2000:

"Neat!"

"To send advanced information over The Script"

Moss:

"cool!"

Greenshi:

"Cool!"

Mako:

"Ooo"

Janet:

"ooooh"

Bubbly:

"oh??"

Aubz:

“Ooh!”

"I have never attempted this, so"

"Please"

Mako:

"interesting!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sick”

"Wish me luck"

Bubbly:

"you got this!"

Aubz:

“You got this!!!”

Janet:

"good luck!"

Moss:

"Good luck! may the flips be with you"

Greenshi:

"GL!"

Insider2000:

"Good luck!"

Mako:

"Good luck Jack! We believe in you!"

Etharia:

“Sorry about the flip questions btw”

Janet:

"im not sorry"

Brush:

"i'm not sorry. do a flip"

Epicsuperbat:

“Good luck”

Epicsuperbat:

“Do A Flip!”

"groan"

Garf:

"Good Luck!"

Aubz:

“Uh”

Mako:

"Sorry :3c"

"Hrngh.............Cosmic...........told me it was..................important"

Greenshi:

"Hes flipping hes doing it"

"For you...............to receive this message"

Brush:

"okay i'm listening"

"With the urgency that Cosmic spoke with"

Moss:

"Mhm"

"And Cosmic......never speaks urgently, I hope you realize"

Mako:

"I see"

"That I send this message"

Greenshi:

"Very important"

Janet:

"so flipping important"

Brush:

"seriousness imparted. i am taking off my silly flip hat"

Wonder:

"jack please tell us the message before you pass out"

Discord Jack collapses as he screams, exerting all of the effort that he can muster.

Mako:

"A"

Aubz:

“JACK??”

Bubbly:

"OH GOD"

Greenshi:

Dear god

Epicsuperbat:

“JACK”

Truly this is the most important thing he could possibly send

Aubz:

“ARE YOU OKAY?”

Moss:

"JACK?!"

Brush:

"he couldn't do a flip"

Greenshi:

"Are you dead?"

Mako:

"JACK ARE YOU ALRIGHT????"

Insider2000:

"Oh no!"

Janet:

"oh no, jack?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"JACK"

Discord Jack closes his eyes......does he see Spectrum themself, greeting them?

Is this the end?

If it is, it is worth it.....just to send this message.....

Aubz:

“JACK STICK WITH US”

Epicsuperbat:

“JACK NO PLEASE”

Bubbly:

"LORD"

Bubbly:

"THANKS I GUESS"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHH"

Brendle:

"YOOOOO"

Mako:

"JACK YOU GOOF"

Wonder:

"T-THANKS JACK :nelsob: "

Aubz:

“WOOOOOOOO”

Janet:

"thank you so much!!"

Garf:

"YEAAHHHHH"

"I'm okay lol"

Aubz:

“THANK YOU JACK”

chirp:

"Love you more than LIFE ITSELF, JACK!!!"

J0rt:

"thank you jack!!!"

Greenshi:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"

Wonder:

"YOU DORK"

Moss:

"JAXK"

Aubz:

“WE LOVE YOU JACK”

Bubbly:

"JACKKKK"

Mako:

"YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF US"

Bubbly:

"!GIVEJACKAKISS"

UnofficiallyJam:

!givejackahug

Epicsuperbat:

!GiveJackAKiss

Brush:

!givejackakiss

J0rt:

"!givejackakiss"

Greenshi:

!thankyoujack

Aubz:

!givejackakiss

Epicsuperbat:

!GiveJackAKissFromDan

END NELSON EVENT

what a nerd. Shoving this furry in a locker

Greenshi:

He almost died. It was worth it.

To be fair

It would be really funny if I just fuckin

killed a semi-major character with Absolutely No Warning Or Buildup

Moss:

The flips

it killed him

Patchman, talking over an unconscious Corn: *"S H U T T H E F U C K U P I M T A L K I N G T O M Y D A U G H T E R"

Insider2000:

Danthony: "This seems highly personal... She's kind of heavy..."

HELL YES

Dani: "Seems like you've got yourself someone"

Also we have a report from the field!

"Maybe if you decided to take your horse down the old town road, then you'd be killin it"

YUNG PAPAYA has defeated WHIP this round!!!

Insider2000:

Dani: "Good luck with that, I have weed. See ya." back kicks Danthony

hell yeah I landed Dani

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"A REMATCH AFTER LAST TIME SHOULD BE FUN SINCE I NO LONGER HOLD ALLEGIANCE TO THE MAIDEN OF INJUSTICE"

"WELCOME TO THE GOOD SIDE BROTHER! LET US HAVE A REMATCH OF A MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMILLENIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Insider2000:

Danthony: "Maybe... They're respect me!"

Prism: "That just makes you a beta cuck. :)"

I DONT KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT MEMPHIS BEING PRISM

Insider2000:

Just means Dani is going to turn Prism into the perfect shape.

JESUS

Wait

Larry: saves hackerman

Doctor Order: "GIVE ME BACK MY GAMER BOY, LARRY!!!!"

I hate to keep indulging in work I was in but

"Dantoinette is a bitch ass motherfucker"

And ergo

"It's me, Crimson! I'm here to convince you to do sin"

To be fair, the personality vibes I go for when I'm portraying Dani are not too different than the vibes I use for fandub Shadow, just Dani really plays up the cockiness

Which is funny because I DID mention that the arc that I sent Shadow on somewhat is similar to a cpuk character

Anyway enough talking about this

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field

"GOOD TO SEE YOU ON THE SIDE OF JUSTICE, MY GOOD FRIEND! YOUR RECOVERY FROM TRAUMA IS ALSO TREMENDOUS, HOWEVER I MUST MENTION THE JUSTICE!!!!!!!!"

TRAINER OF JUSTICE has defeated CAPTAIN QUADRATIC this round!!!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Heh! Well this is familiar! Shocked this isn't last match of the tournament, Twist!"

"Jig does a good job making sure that we're properly seeded when we have our little Kraken Kerfuffles, Cha Cha"

[23: Cha Cha vs Twist]

I can speed through this subbracket tonight I think

lol

lmao even

It was down to last hit

ROUND THREE

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yo"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

Bubbly:

"hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo"

"................"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello!"

Garf:

"Hello!"

Insider2000:

"Hiya!"

Moss:

"sup"

Janet:

"hi!"

"Please Wait"

Moss:

"ok"

"....................."

Wonder:

"...rights?"

Garf:

"Got it"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Are we on hold?"

Greenshi:

"painguins fucked up dude"

"Temperature properly regulated"

Greenshi:

"D'awwwww"

Garf:

"🌡️ "

"Speech modules re-enabled"

"Hello Nelson!"

Wonder:

"yo"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Garf:

"Hi!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello”

Janet:

"hi rights!!"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Greenshi:

"Hi rights!!!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello!"

Bubbly:

"howdy!"

Moss:

"hi!"

Insider2000:

"Hey. How have you been since our last talk?"

"Analysis indicates that things have been.............quite nice"

Garf:

"Hell Yeah!"

Bubbly:

"hell yeah"

Greenshi:

"That's good!"

Mako:

"Glad to hear!"

Moss:

"Nice!"

chirp:

"good to hear it!"

Epicsuperbat:

“That’s nice”

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah"

Wonder:

"that's great to hear"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hell yeah!!!!!"

Brush:

":>"

"I exchanged my various analytical reports with Quadratic"

Moss:

"Mhm"

Greenshi:

"That's good! How was the talk?"

Sorry to interrupt Sentience but we have a report from the field!

"Hm! Goes to show that nepotism isn't the ONLY reason I was ranked number 1 as often as you!"

TWIST has defeated CHA CHA this round!!!

"His conclusion was.........similar to mine"

Wonder:

"yeah, we're all just kinda...figurin shit out in life"

"He had come to a conclusion that the concept of love was simply incalculable by any objective measure"

"I had told him of my........predicament"

Garf:

"You two take it at your own pace. You guys got this"

"The predicament of love being something I simply could not identify"

"The predicament of the excess negative probability of this.....strange....complex emotion simply being a result of multivariable programming"

"I admitted to him that I was so uncertain and that probability led to many unfavorable outcomes"

"Then"

"ERROR"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Greenshi:

"Rights??"

Insider2000:

"Rights?"

Moss:

"hey are you ok?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"You okay?"

Janet:

"you okay?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey?”

Garf:

"Everything good?"

"WERE THEY TELLING YOU ABOUT THE TALK WE HAD?"

Moss:

"QUAD"

Bubbly:

"quad!!"

Garf:

"Hey Quad!"

Insider2000:

"...Maybe? Is it okay if they were?"

Greenshi:

"QUAD! ARE THEY OKAY?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello Quad”

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hi Quad."

Moss:

"IS EVERYTHING OK?"

"YES! THEY DID THE SAME THING AFTER WHAT HAPPENED NEXT"

"I......."

Wonder:

"...oh god, is it prism?"

"ERROR"

Janet:

"aww, they're so sweet aren't they!"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Moss:

"YOU OKAY?"

Greenshi:

"Hi?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hi again!"

Janet:

"you okay?"

"What happened to Rights and Quad???"

Epicsuperbat:

“Who is it this time?”

Wonder:

"WE DON'T KNOW"

Brush:

"i think it's the power of love?????????"

Greenshi:

"Love, I think"

"This is Twi-"

Bubbly:

"i think theyre embarrassed. i hope"

Insider2000:

"Either Prism is messing with them or they are freaking out over the concept of love."

"Oh...."

Janet:

"they error when they think about each other"

Greenshi:

"Or something terrible but probably love"

"You guys.........don't have visual, do you?"

Wonder:

"NO"

Janet:

"no?"

Moss:

"no we dont"

Greenshi:

"No??"

Brush:

"nope!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Nope."

Garf:

"Yeah they're fine... we think"

Moss:

"DO WE NEED A VISUAL?"

Wonder:

"WE ONLY SEE THINGS THROUGH THE SCRIPT"

Epicsuperbat:

“Nope”

Greenshi:

"Also who???"

Insider2000:

"They're having a hard time trying to understand (UNDERSTAND) the concept of love."

"....So there's a lipstick stain...on both of them....."

Garf:

"They're figuring things out"

Brush:

"hm"

"I'll.....leave the rest to your imagination"

Insider2000:

"Oh? Okay?"

Bubbly:

"i see"

Epicsuperbat:

“Huh”

Janet:

"huh"

Wonder:

"uh"

Greenshi:

"A kith"

Brush:

"alright good for them"

Garf:

"Ah"

Insider2000:

"OH!"

Moss:

"Hm"

Bubbly:

"lets gooo"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Good for them!"

chirp:

"good for them <3"

Insider2000:

"GET IT, QUAD! GET IT, RIGHTS!"

Wonder:

"...wait, do they both wear lipstick?"

Garf:

"Let's let them figure this out for themselves then"

Epicsuperbat:

“Love wins”

Greenshi:

"A kissaroo from Quad to you"

"Looks like it"

Janet:

"nice"

Wonder:

"hm. nice."

Garf:

"Probably good to give them some alone time yknow?"

"Honestly, they're both killin it"

Brush:

"damn serving looks"

Bubbly:

"does. does rights have lips??"

chirp:

"wait rights has lips?"

"They're robots. They can find a way"

Epicsuperbat:

“How else would they talk?”

Brush:

"rights just pokes quad with the lipstick"

Epicsuperbat:

“More importantly, how would they kiss”

"Honestly, that would make sense...somehow.....but I'm not one to gossip.....well I AM but not right now"

"I'll juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust-"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Champion..........returns........"

".................Startup sequence..............engaging.............................................................backup memory.................lo-him-gorge-ERROR"

[24: Snake (Snaked) vs Rights Sentience]

Bubbly:

i'll admit i wasnt that captured by quad/rights as much as i normally am for most ships at first, but this session expanded on the dynamic and now im fully into this. robots in love <3

Insider2000:

I will always love robot love.

I mean this one really points out the dynamic of a robot made to provide love but not know how to support true love with a robot made to support true love but not know to provide love

chirp:

I do love how all of the cpuk robots, even the ones played as particularly analytical machines, are ultimately Huge Softies

its because i cant not be a softie

ROUND THREE

Brush:

give us bus's tragic backstory

Greenshi:

I Want Bus Lore

Insider2000:

Bus was once that cat bus from My Neighbor Totoro until Order abducted them and turned them into DB. /j

Random guy on bus, crying: "I....I want to go to Golden Corral....."

Dimensional Bus: "You're so valid.............."

Moss:

do we know

how the bus was created other than order?

Its LIGHTLY implied (depending on your theory) that HamHel helped

BRUH

last stock, both at exactly 107%, both narrowly missing ranged attacks on each other

We have a report from the field

"Subject identified. User error identified. Forward it to ten others next time"

RIGHTS SENTIENCE has defeated SNAKE (SNAKED) this round!!!

So

Right now

YP and Chacha have 4 wins

Whip has 1

EVERYONE ELSE has 3

We have one more round

And I will do the matches with YP and Cha Cha last

We'll start with Whip's match

Insider2000:

I didn't realize YP and Cha Cha were against each other last. This will be close.

No YP is against Snake

Cha Cha is against TOJ

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I STRAIGHT UP HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY TO YOU"

"I dunno, do you like fondue places?"

[27: Captain Quadratic vs Whip]

when you're tired but you wanna finish the bracket

anyway quad v whip

ROUND THREE

This whole set has been weird

We have a report from the field!!

"YIPPEE KIYAY MOTHERWHIPPER!"

greenshi:

Y E E H A W

Insider2000:

WHOA! WHAT!?!

Garf:

Y E E H A W

Prince:

Y E E H A W

Bubbly:

HUH

Moss:

Y E E H A W WHAT

Brush:

god damn

Garf:

@Brendle hey brendle

Prince:

@Brendle START CRYING.

Mako:

YEE

uh

Wonder:

country girls make do? more like country girls can do

Insider2000:

Wait, it's all caps. Quad?

Mako:

AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH

Prince:

wait

Prince:

no

Mako:

HAW

Prince:

we fucked up

I did not convey this correctly

CAPTAIN QUADRATIC has defeated WHIP this round!!!

I am so sorry

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"My purple energy originates from scientific advancement"

"My purple energy is from a god. I'm sure the symbolism nerds will have a field day"

[26: Twist vs Rights Sentience]

Alright I nearly just passed out saving the last two sets for another time

Gonna wrap up this one tho

Brush:

Sleep.

Greenshi:

Rest

Janet:

good night ryan!!

Garf:

Take care Ryan!

Greenshi:

Gnight!!

WE're finishing this one first

J0rt:

Gnight!

Epicsuperbat:

Gnight!

UnofficiallyJam:

Have a goodnight!

no gnights yet

Greenshi:

Yes

shhhhhhhh

We must see who wins

Is it the nepotism one or the pride month one

Garf:

So we're finishing up Branch E then?

No, just this set

Last two happening later

We have a report from the field!

"Looks like magic wins over science yet again! Heehee! I can't wait to rub it in Waltz's face!"

TWIST has defeated RIGHTS SENTIENCE this round!!!

END OF PART 2

Part 3

BEGIN CUTSCENE

Yung Papaya looked down to the snake that laid by his side. "Well.....I've got quite a fight ahead of me to wrap this tournament up.....against......snakes?"

His snake....no.....his father....slithered up Papaya's arm. "Not against what you know as Snakes......these are demons...."

".....Demons?"

The snake closed his eyes, giving a look that is as somber as the face of a snake can give. "My history is.....forgotten....both by myself and by time....I do not recall most of the ancient days of slaying demons and freeing their souls......but I do recall my end.......the lord of Snakes.......He has taken Painguin."

Papaya's father slithers back down to the ground, moving in a circle, as if pensively pacing. "The Snake Lord.....I recall seeing his face only for a moment....that is what turned me into what I was....I recall seeing the forked tongue. The scales that overlaid them...the.......the......." his voice trails off. "I.....remember something new, Yung Papaya.....something that will help us......."

The young child stands up slowly, almost in shock. His father had not recalled much of his previous life for the last decades that he had been by Papaya's side! Suddenly having new information! This was enormous! "Oh my god, dad! That's awesome!!!! What do you remember???"

The snake smiled.

"The colors"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"JUSTICE?????"

"JUSTICE!!!!!!!!"

[28: Cha Cha vs TRAINER OF JUSTICE]

the Nelson image

"Greetings once again, Nelson!"

Wonder:

“Yo”

Bubbly:

"oh hello?"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Wonder:

“Hi rights”

Epicsuperbat:

“Yo”

J0rt:

"Hewwo!"

Moss:

"hi"

Brush:

"hewwo hewwo!"

Wonder:

“Enjoy your error-nap?”

Janet:

"hi!"

"I did not feel anything as my systems were deactivated"

"However I do feel energized"

"Has there been any new information to input?"

Brush:

"justice"

Epicsuperbat:

“That sounds nice”

Wonder:

“Nothing super urgent”

Janet:

"snaketrum"

Brush:

"get snaked 🐍"

Wonder:

“Yeah papaya’s snake dad apparently saw spectrum”

Moss:

"🐍 "

Bubbly:

" 🐍"

"Spectrum"

"Query: Can it be confirmed Spectrum is related to the mist that Quadratic referred to?"

Wonder:

“Not…entirely sure?”

Bubbly:

"sounds like it, so probably?"

Brush:

"yea"

Janet:

"pretty sure the mist is the medium spectrum exists through or something?"

"Value set as 'very likely'"

Janet:

"and prism interferes directly with that so"

Brush:

"seems to be how he perceives being observed by spectrum"

"Yes. Twist has informed me of this Spectrum situation....."

CHA CHA JUST THREW

ROUND THREE

Epicsuperbat:

“Twist 💜”

Janet:

"who are you rooting for in this match?"

"WARNING"

Bubbly:

"UH"

Greenshi:

"uh oh"

Epicsuperbat:

“You ok??”

"STRUCTURAL STABILITY ENDANGERED"

Janet:

"uh???"

Janet:

"you okay?"

Bubbly:

"OH GOD???"

chirp:

"Huh???"

Moss:

"HUH"

"The room in which we are housed is swiftly losing structural integrity"

Haylee:

"thats probably bad?"

Greenshi:

"the brackets almost over"

Wonder:

“Oh yeah, bracket’s ending”

"Analysis accurate"

Wonder:

“You’ll be fine