Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Mako:

"Hello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“YO”

Prince:

"Hi!"

Bubbly:

"HELLO?"

Mako:

"Who is this again it's been so long"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Prince:

"YEAH?"

Insider2000:

"Hey!"

Bubbly:

"OH DEAR"

Mako:

"Wuh oh"

Brush:

"that's not good"

Prince:

"there they go guys"

Mako:

"YOU GOOD??"

Prince:

"that's not good"

Bubbly:

"that doesnt seen good."

Epicsuperbat:

“That’s bad”

Brush:

"oh well there's other rooms. probably"

Wonder:

“OH GOD, WHOS TALKING NOW?”

Mako:

"Oh dear!"

Wonder:

“SORRY I JUST WOKE UP, WHATD I MISS?”

Mako:

"Shit's falling apart"

greenshi:

"AA"

Prince:

":"

Brush:

"we've been so so soo sleepy we don't know any thing"

Brush:

"hole?"

Mako:

"OH DANTH"

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Prince:

"hole?"

Wonder:

“Oh, dream’s probably ending…”

Epicsuperbat:

“HOLE”

greenshi:

"HOLE!"

chirp:

"hole?"

Bubbly:

"HOLE!"

Mako:

"HOLE"

Prince:

"HOLE"

Brendle:

"Hole."

Prince:

"GO IN THE HOLE"

Mako:

"DON'T LET GO OF US"

greenshi:

"Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck"

Brush:

"but i love hole :("

Wonder:

“Either that or the rubble, twist”

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole ❤️”

Wonder:

“At least…I think you’re twist?”

Brendle:

"WE ARE A HEDGEHOG"

greenshi:

"BAD HOLE BAD HOLE"

Brush:

"my best friend hole"

Mako:

"ACK"

Brush:

👋

greenshi:

AAAAA

Wonder:

LMAO

Insider2000:

LMAO

Prince:

👋

Bubbly:

ok byebye!

Mako:

Bye!

chirp:

👋

Prince:

good show thank you

Insider2000:

That was a great E3, Bryan.

Mako:

Into the Hole we go!

Brush:

we are going to wake up in the Dark World

greenshi:

CPUK returns after year long hiatus, kills nelson, refuses to elaborate, returns to hiatus

Epicsuperbat:

Hole ❤️

Prince:

thank you for letting us post hole

a mouse:

hole..........

Prince:

wait

Mako:

🕳️

Brendle:

we have. Perished

Bubbly:

hole!

Prince:

hear me out

Brendle:

I'm sure this is build up to something cool but it'd be mad funny if the whole premise of what comes next is "what if Nelson died"

Prince:

what if when things Happen everything's like. Slightly Off. Instead of beloved characters like Hackerman J0hn and Ignacious Koopa, we get Internet Expert J0hn4th4n and fucking. Morton Koopa Jr.

Mako:

Tech whiz J0s3ph

Prince:

Laurent the Floridian gentlefellow

greenshi:

my favorite computer character battle characters, Harry the Ohio Guy and Octopus Nelly

Brendle:

:blurryEyes:

Bubbly:

"..hello?"

Raven:

I roll for Investigation to see if the ground is cold and hard

Prince:

👀

Raven:

FUCK YEAH!

Prince:

i see you've found me tamping down on the soft earth

mums:

Ground!

Natalya:

Its a wonderfully sunny day, and you are a cerramic hedgehog

mums:

Are there bugs in this grass

Brendle:

do hedgehogs eat bugs

chirp:

yeagh

mums:

i think they might

Raven:

Yes they do!

Raven:

Especially grubs

Prince:

👋 welcome to the ground btw

mums:

Roll to find grubs

Wonder:

oh, this is a text adventure now...

Mako:

OH SHIT I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS

Wonder:

okay, what's around the field?

Bubbly:

A

J0rt:

A

mums:

A

Brush:

A

Prince:

A

Brendle:

A

Mako:

A

mums:

or this could be like a canoe mini game and we need to go like A B A B A B

Epicsuperbat:

A

Brush:

trying so hard to view the helix fossil

raine:

A

Natalya:

Can we hear anything?

Bubbly:

"HELLO??? CAN ANYONE HEAR US??"

Wonder:

okay, so we need to try B then... /j

Prince:

"MODS HELP"

Mako:

"CODS HELP"

Epicsuperbat:

“Please help us”

J0rt:

"HEWWO????"

Brendle:

"did we at least get an achievement for pressing A a lot"

Bubbly:

"HELLO?"

mums:

"HELLO?"

Lime:

"is this dirt or like. Concrete"

Mako:

"HELLO??"

Natalya:

"hello?"

chirp:

"Hello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“FRIEND”

Lime:

"hello?"

Bubbly:

"OFF THE GROUND"

Brendle:

"YO WE'RE NOT ON THE GROUND"

Mako:

"Whomst've?"

mums:

"Now throw us directly in the air!"

Brendle:

"SKY???"

J0rt:

"hiiiii whom are we squeaking to"

Brendle:

"oh dear"

J0rt:

"uh"

Mako:

"Huh"

Prince:

"uh"

Bubbly:

"um"

mums:

"Oh my favorite kind of being"

Insider2000:

"Machi?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Bus?”

Prince:

"Nelson"

J0rt:

"Nelson"

mums:

"Hi, this is nelson."

Prince:

"Purpose is to be a funny guy"

Wonder:

"we are nelson, and we are here to beat the shit out of prism"

Wonder:

"i think"

mums:

"We are here to talk and be a nuscience."

Lime:

"Nelson, Nelson"

J0rt:

"we're just. a litle hedgehog"

chirp:

"Nelson! we're a paperweight."

Mako:

"Nelson, we say things and eat mashed potatoes I guess"

raine:

"Nelson!"

Aegis:

"we just say things, mostly"

Brendle:

"item? rude"

Raven:

"We're Nelson, the audience! We fell through a hole and are lost."

mums:

"No pretty accurate"

mums:

"Please don't disect us"

Lime:

"purpose is interdimensional communication ig"

Mako:

"Now state your name"

Bubbly:

"um."

Prince:

"um."

Brendle:

"could you do us a favor and toss us really hard into the sky? also don't do that"

Prince:

"iggy?"

mums:

"Ah fuck the administrator. We're in tf2 /j"

Mako:

"That doesn't sound good"

Brendle:

"i don't trust this At All"

mums:

"yes! We would love to know your name."

Brendle:

"watch these folks be really chill and also awesome. then we'll be sorry for being so rude"

mums:

"Jokebot..."

Mako:

"Uh"

Bubbly:

"huh."

Prince:

"new blorbo just dropped"

Epicsuperbat:

“Tell a joke”

Mako:

"Tell a joke"

Raven:

"Oh fuck yeah, I love jokes!"

mums:

"That is a Lot of versions. How many jokebots have there been?"

chirp:

"huh. hi jokebot."

Insider2000:

"Hiya, Jokebot."

Prince:

"Jokebot my beloved"

Lime:

"I hope someone with power over timelines or dimensions or can help us out if this goes bad"

mums:

"Oh boy lay it on us chief!"

Brush:

"oh fuck yeah i love joke. bot"

Epicsuperbat:

“Joke!”

Prince:

"I have known you for like ten minutes. and i would kill for you."

Brendle:

"dammit this guy's cool, now i feel bad"

mums:

"What?"

Brendle:

"hello?"

Bubbly:

"what?"

Wonder:

"it waved?"

Epicsuperbat:

“What”

Brendle:

"LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

mums:

"LMAO"

Bubbly:

"LMAO"

Brush:

"LMAOOOO"

Prince:

"LMAO"

Epicsuperbat:

“GENIUS”

chirp:

"delightful."

Insider2000:

"LOL"

Wonder:

"you're gonna go far in the joke business, jokebot"

Mako:

"Yeah! That was a work of Jokebot!"

Bubbly:

"CLAP CLAP CLAP"

mums:

"Jokebot, you're the fuckin best"

J0rt:

"HA!"

Raven:

"YEAAAAAAA JOKEBOT MY BESTIE JOKEBOT"

Prince:

"New blorbo just dropped (/gen)"

Brendle:

" :goodjoke112: "

Epicsuperbat:

“You are hilarious Joke Bot 99”

Mako:

"Jokebot ja naito"

Wonder:

"anyways, where are we? besides a field."

mums:

"Can you tell us anything about the administrator? Potentially in the form of a joke?"

Wonder:

"seven was accused of murder"

Epicsuperbat:

“Why”

Bubbly:

"hmmm. why."

Raven:

"Oh oh I know this one!"

Brush:

"who isn't?"

Brendle:

"seven is a serial killer probably"

Insider2000:

"It's a higher number?"

mums:

"Did jokebot 7 kill jokebot 9"

Brendle:

"that doesn't mean seven isn't a serial killer"

Mako:

"YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN"

Brush:

"HAAA"

Bubbly:

"LETS GOOOO"

Wonder:

"hmm..."

Insider2000:

"Outstanding!"

mums:

"KILLIN IT AGAIN CHAMP"

Epicsuperbat:

“HA HA HA HA”

Raven:

"LMAOOOO YOU'RE A GENIUS"

Wonder:

"random question, but do you happen to recognize the name 'susan'?"

Aegis:

"I like this guy"

Prince:

"oh that's a good question"

Epicsuperbat:

“Joke Bot 99 you are the funniest being I’ve ever met”

Wonder:

interesting

Mako:

"I see."

Wonder:

"not even an o'rourke?"

Prince:

"do you recognize the name iggy?"

Bubbly:

"could you tell us more about where we are?"

Prince:

"last name koopa?"

Bubbly:

"we cant really see anything"

Raven:

"Thank you, that helps us figure out where we are"

Mako:

"If you don't mind us asking, who is your administrator?"

Bubbly:

"OH"

ube:

"who made u jokebot"

Mako:

"Ah! A hit!"

Insider2000:

"Oh, at least."

Brendle:

"Ayo what're your pronouns"

mums:

"My man Iggy! You know what he's up to?"

Raven:

"Oh thank the Cods, someone familiar confirmed!"

Lime:

"who administrator here and also what are your pronouns yeah"

Wonder:

"would you like some?"

Prince:

"sick"

Brendle:

"None Pronouns"

Mako:

"Understood, Jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sick”

Raven:

"Understandable, thank you for answering"

Lime:

"lets fucking go"

Mako:

"Left joke"

Prince:

"LUDWIG VON KOOPA?"

Bubbly:

"l. ludwig."

Insider2000:

"Ludwig Koopa?"

Mako:

"LUDWIG?????"

Brendle:

"ARE WE IN THE JAPES UNIVERSE"

Mako:

"HUH???????"

chirp:

"LUDWIG? AS IN KOOPA?"

ube:

"HUH"

Mako:

"OF THE VON KOOPA VARIETY???"

Raven:

"OH SHIT THE MUSIC KOOPA"

Epicsuperbat:

“IS JAPES FINALLY RETURNING”

Mako:

"AH SHIT SCATTER"

mums:

"HELLO?"

Lime:

"this has to be the exact same emotional feeling as being eaten alive /ref"

mums:

"Sir! Sir we need your help!"

ube:

"new person to talk to!"

Mako:

"Hi? Is this Ludwig?"

Bubbly:

"HELLO?'

Brendle:

"DIE"

Lime:

"hello?"

Prince:

"Nelson :)"

mums:

"Greetings, your majesty!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

chirp:

"Hello! We're nelson."

Natalya:

"Hello? this is Nelson"

Wonder:

"okay, so... we'll try to make this quick"

Mako:

"Nice to meet you, we're a ceramic hedgehog!"

mums:

"Oh we speak a LOT"

Lime:

"its nelson?"

Raven:

"Hello! We're Nelson, and we think we fell through a portal into a different reality!"

Wonder:

"we are nelson, we're a collective of voices in a ceramic hedgehog"

Brendle:

"oh boy we're for sure giving this dude sensory overload"

Brush:

"hi we're on an adventure"

Mako:

"Also the emissary of a god but don't worry about that"

Wonder:

"and yeah, we're...probably not from around here"

mums:

"Sir Ludwig, do you know how Iggy Koopa is doing?"

Mako:

"You got any mashed potatoes?"

ube:

"who are we speaking to? we cant exactly see"

Wonder:

"though, if we're here, that means there's a discord jack somewhere"

Lime:

"potatoes..."

Epicsuperbat:

“Mashed potatoes sounds great right now “

Wonder:

"the ground"

Bubbly:

"we fell from Hole!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

Aegis:

"Hole"

Raven:

"I wonder if this reality's Discord Jack is from the desert or something instead of the tundra"

ube:

"hole"

Brendle:

"Hole"

Wonder:

"an interdimensional portal, yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yes, hole”

Wonder:

"i think"

Lime:

"out of a dream, into a hole, onto the ground"

Mako:

"And I have the sneaking suspicion we're not in Florida anymore /ref"

Wonder:

"...you could say that"

Bubbly:

"something like that"

Natalya:

"that works as an explanation"

Lime:

"have you ever been in a group chat"

ube:

"close enough"

Raven:

"The room we were in got singularity'd unfortunately"

chirp:

"In a sense."

mums:

"We're sort of like a phone?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Think of it like a radio”

Brendle:

"man the fact that you're following so easily when there's an obscene amount of Bullshit being thrown at you is kinda commendable"

Mako:

"Imagine a discord server"

Wonder:

"well, ludwig is a god"

Wonder:

"...you're a god, right?"

Mako:

"Oh true he would be huh"

Brendle:

"like boy howdy I'd probably throw Nelson into a hole myself if I was hearing This Shit"

mums:

"Just assuming cuz Iggy was. I assume it's a pantheon of funny turtles"

Mako:

"Wait is this even still Florida?"

Wonder:

"huh"

Mako:

"What if we're in like. Ohio or some shit"

Epicsuperbat:

“Please do not throw us into another hole”

Brendle:

"I hope its New York"

mums:

"Are we in Bowsers Kingdom?"

vivi/vince:

“i also hope it’s new york”

Epicsuperbat:

“Does England exist”

Lime:

"maybe it was just a big distance and also were no longer in a dream"

Prince:

"I hope it isn't New York they've got so much shit going on there"

Wonder:

"in a sense"

Raven:

"A version of him, yes"

Wonder:

"is he a god?"

Mako:

"Somewhat? This might be another dimension so not him him, but another him"

raine:

"kinda yeah"

Lime:

"another him..."

Prince:

"I have a parasocial relationship with Ignacious Koopa :THEZUKI: "

Natalya:

"Do you happen to know a larry of some kind? Perhaps a home? there is a good chance he might understand our situation a bit better"

Epicsuperbat:

“Have you heard of the multiverse?”

Mako:

"Have you heard of the Cods?"

vivi/vince:

“do you happen to know any rats”

chirp:

"Not Larry koopa, to clarify,"

Lime:

"tbh finding a crimson will be the best chance at an explaination"

Raven:

"A version of him runs a bloodsports tournament we're all fans of, and the Nelson lets us communicate with y'all"

Lime:

"even if theyll be really annoying about it"

mums:

"Really? What kind of patrons?"

J0rt:

"patrons, you say?"

Mako:

"Oh?"

Mako:

"Patrons of what, exactly?"

chirp:

"Hmm?"

mums:

"YEAH MAN?"

Mako:

"AH HERE IT IS"

Bubbly:

“I see.”

Insider2000:

"Oh?"

vivi/vince:

“oh!?”

Prince:

"YEAH MAN?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh good”

mums:

"What's it called?"

Prince:

"TELL US MORE"

Mako:

"THE CYCLE CONTINUES"

Raven:

"CPUK....2!!!!"

Wonder:

"we do have a camera"

Mako:

"Not at all!"

Natalya:

"We'd love to"

Wonder:

"you just need to plug us in"

chirp:

"Oh we'd Love to."

raine:

"spectate mode activated"

Epicsuperbat:

“We can fight as one”

Raven:

"ABSOLUTELY!"

Brendle:

"I'll throw hands"

Epicsuperbat:

“We did it before”

Lime:

"i ❤️ watching bloodsports"

Brendle:

"But i guess I could watch. If you insist..."

ube:

"i dont think we can fight. we are a ceramic hedgehog"

mums:

"Ooooo, I like the Name!"

Mako:

"Ooh! Fancy name!"

vivi/vince:

“YIPPEE”

Lime:

"AUGH"

raine:

"oh sounds lovely"

Epicsuperbat:

“We’ve fought before”

chirp:

"Fancy!"

Raven:

"MAJESTIC"

Insider2000:

"How majestic."

ube:

"we have?"

Mako:

We did once as a Kirby

mums:

"We've been used as a weapon before I think"

ube:

oh yeah.\

Lime:

*holds*

Brendle:

"Dantoinette threw us into space once, that was fun"

mums:

"Oh man, I'm so excited to watch ludwig! Please put us on a fancy pillow"

Mako:

"Oh right, y'all got Dans here?"

mums:

"WOAH"

raine:

"YEAHH"

ube:

"ooooo fancy"

Mako:

"OH THAT'S SOME FANCY ASS FONT"

Brendle:

"AWFUL"

Prince:

"MAKE IT MORE ILLEGIBLE"

Raven:

"If a weird red goopy fella signs up he's a pal of ours, he can be mean but it's chill"

Insider2000:

"Pinky up level of fancy."

Epicsuperbat:

“The dans weren’t even from the main dimension so they probably don’t exist here either”

Mako:

"The Vergs…"

Prince:

"Is there a guy named J0hn here. Important question."

Mako:

"What's the current bracket looking like?"

Brendle:

"Drop the bracket within the next ten minutes or we will set your abode on fire"

Prince:

"we won't do that"

mums:

"Huh? Almost?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are willing to fight as Nelson”

Lime:

"do you think everyone else in the room also got portaled with us?"

Raven:

"BRENDLE NO"

Mako:

"Okay maybe let's not do that"

Brendle:

"I'll do it"

Kyra:

"how many more do you need?"

Mako:

"Brendle please"

Lime:

"so maybe there'll be some familiar faces!"

Prince:

"put me in coach i can handle a kerfuffle"

mums:

"We don't even have hands"

Mako:

"Do not threaten the funny koopaling"

J0rt:

"we can fight!!! we've done it before!"

raine:

"good one!"

Raven:

"AYYYYY"

Brush:

"ha!"

J0rt:

"can you tell jokebot i love them"

Mako:

"Ludwig ja naito!"

Lime:

"yay jokebot!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I love joke bot so much”

vivi/vince:

“jokebot we love you”

Wonder:

"so, are we in any particular U.S. state?"

Wonder:

"i'm guessing we're not in florida, so..."

Lime:

"or a different country?"

Brendle:

"Jokebot is my best friend now. Sorry, I don't make the rules"

Wonder:

"or a different country, yeah"

Lime:

"ludwig canadian moment?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Does England exist?”

Mako:

"Oh cod what if we're British now"

vivi/vince:

“i hope we’re not in britain”

Brush:

"are we even on a planet? we know there's grass but that doesn't say much"

Mako:

"I can't hear you so I'm imagining you with a British accent"

Mako:

"Please tell me I'm wrong /lh"

mums:

"Okayt hank you!"

Brush:

"yippee!"

Wonder:

"you have no idea"

Bubbly:

"wahoo!!"

Brendle:

"Yayyyyyy"

Mako:

"How colorful, exactly?"

J0rt:

"yaaaay!"

raine:

"yayyyyy"

vivi/vince:

“colorful, you say?”

chirp:

"Alright, thanks!"

Raven:

"Last I checked Ludwig is German--okay byeeeee!"

Lime:

"ya yippee clapping playing etc"

Natalya:

"Oooh fun"

J0rt:

"FRENCH?"

ube:

"french?"

Epicsuperbat:

“I will find out if England exists”

Prince:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Mako:

"Hi!"

ube:

"!"

Natalya:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello”

Lime:

"hiya!"

Raven:

"Hello!"

raine:

"heya!"

J0rt:

"omg hiiii who are we squeaking to"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Brendle:

"Whomst"

Brush:

"jokebot my man"

Wonder:

"oh hey, jokebot"

J0rt:

"oh hi jokebot!"

Bubbly:

"jokebot!"

Brendle:

"LETS GOOOOOO"

Brush:

"my best friend"

Lime:

"oh nice its jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOKE BOT I LOVE YOU”

Mako:

"Take us away, jokebot!"

Raven:

"Thank you Jokebot!"

raine:

"jokebot whats good friend"

Prince:

"LOVE JOKEBOT"

ube:

"hi jokebot :]"

mums:

"Let's meet our new best friends!"

mums:

"Uhhh who is... the Second funniest. Bc ur the funniest"

Wonder:

"if you see a white woman who always smiles, don't pass us to her"

J0rt:

.....hey if we meet any of the main cpuk cast here are they gonna remember us

Terry:

“Me”

Mako:

"I wonder if the teams are any different"

Raven:

"The one least likely to smash ceramics"

mums:

"Oh that works too"

Brendle:

"I worry that none of us are going to be Normal about this"

Mako:

"What if the teams all started with a different letter"

vivi/vince:

“have we ever been normal ever”

J0rt:

"im never normal <3"

Epicsuperbat:

“When are we ever”

Mako:

"I'm already not feeling normal about this"

Raven:

"Of course not, Normal is in Gaiden"

Brush:

"hi hi hewwo"

Wonder:

"...hello?"

Terry:

Nel

Prince:

"nel"

Bubbly:

"hello??"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Mako:

"Hewwo?"

ube:

"nel"

mums:

"hello! This is Nelson speaking"

Aegis:

"Neil"

Brendle:

"Whomst"

Prince:

"RYU?"

J0rt:

"hi who are we squeaking to!!!"

Prince:

"FROM STREETS?"

Wonder:

"...who's this?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Raven:

"Hello, we are the audience!"

a mouse:

"to whom are we squeaking to?"

Brush:

"identify thyself"

vivi/vince:

“RYU?”

Terry:

“STREETS”

Bubbly:

"FROM STREETS"

Prince:

"NO"

Wonder:

"FROM STREETS?!"

Brendle:

"NOOOOOOO"

mums:

"FROM STREETS?"

J0rt:

"FROM STREETS!"

Brush:

"FROM STREETS"

Prince:

"NO NO NO NO NO"

Mako:

"FROM STREETS???"

vivi/vince:

“FROM STREETS”

Raven:

"HOLY SHIT"

ube:

"FROM STREETS"

Epicsuperbat:

“YOOOO”

Terry:

“LUKE’S FRIEND”

raine:

"FROM STREETS NO WAY"

mums:

"IM SUCH A BIG FAN"

a mouse:

"tell us, ryu! what are your favorite things?"

Raven:

"WOWIE"

Mako:

"PRINCE YOU DID IT AGAIN"

Prince:

"I'M SORRY"

mums:

"Are you going to be in street figther 6?"

chirp:

"Oh im so glad to meet you mr. from streets"

Insider2000:

"RYU REAL?"

Prince:

"IT KEEPS HAPPENING"

Mako:

"Yep!"

J0rt:

"prince apollo wants you SO bad"

Mako:

"More or less…"

Prince:

what if neon white is here

Brendle:

"This is the greatest moment of my life"

mums:

"SAY THE LINE RYU"

vivi/vince:

what if neon white is here

Terry:

“HIS ICONIC THINGS HE LIKES AS A SHOTO YEAH”

a mouse:

"i'm feverishly taking notes this is important information"

J0rt:

"water without any ice, perhaps?"

Raven:

"God, he's so relatable"

Bubbly:

"aaaaaaand dirt?"

Prince:

"how do you feel about family guy"

vivi/vince:

“have you ever played a game called neon white”

Brush:

"and dirt :]"

Mako:

"Bro I'm already laughing so hard I'm running out of breath"

Lime:

"or maybe Matte Black or smthn"

Epicsuperbat:

“Ever eat a house?”

Prince:

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE"

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Brendle:

"SORRY???"

Mako:

"Oh damn for real?"

Prince:

I CAN'T EVER MAKE A JOKE AROUND HERE

chirp:

"i see."

vivi/vince:

“OH SHITT”

Terry:

“WHAT”

Raven:

"THE Neon White?!"

ube:

"OH SHIT"

Terry:

“MR. WHITE”

Raven:

"LIKE WALTER?!"

Wonder:

"IS NEON VIOLET HERE TOO?"

Lime:

"after being fancast as like 4 different characters Jonah Scott is finally here"

mums:

hes a joker isnt he

Wonder:

"I NEED TO KNOW, IS THE BUNNY HERE TOO?"

Terry:

“John Egbert steps in”

mums:

"YAAAY"

Bubbly:

"YEAAAHHHH"

Brush:

"AND DIRT"

Terry:

“YEAHHHHHH”

a mouse:

"yaaaaaaay"

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAH"

raine:

"DIRT!"

ube:

"YAY DIRT"

Mako:

"He said the thing!"

Terry:

“THE THING ALL SHOTOS LIKE”

Brendle:

"WHERE CAN WE SEE YOU"

Raven:

"I also like Dirt!"

Bubbly:

"WOOOOOOO"

Prince:

"See you!"

mums:

"WOOO:

Terry:

“BYE RYU”

Aegis:

"Personally I like eating rocks"

Prince:

please say he's base ryu

Prince:

please

chirp:

to be fair ryan if neon whites here of course thats a joker

Wonder:

"yello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Bubbly:

"hewwo?"

Brendle:

"whomst"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

vivi/vince:

“erm hi”

Prince:

"hey question"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Wonder:

"oh, jokebot"

J0rt:

"hi jokebot <3"

Brush:

"let's go baby love the jokes"

Mako:

"Hi!"

ube:

"hi jokebot love you jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOKE BOT PLEASE KISS YOURSELF FOR US”

Raven:

"Korioni works hard, Fuffle artists work harder"

Prince:

"yes please"

raine:

"yesss"

J0rt:

"yes"

Wonder:

"sure thing, buddy"

Mako:

"Sure!"

Bubbly:

"of course"

vivi/vince:

“yes”

ube:

"OF COURSE"

Aegis:

"always"

chirp:

"Of course."

Prince:

"IS THE GRUNK HERE"

Brendle:

"here it comes"

Wonder:

"is it because she loves you?"

Raven:

"YES"

Mako:

"BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER??"

J0rt:

"BUT HER A"

Bubbly:

"LMAOOOOOOOOOOO"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOO”

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAAHHHH"

Prince:

"LMAO"

Mako:

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

J0rt:

"YEAHHHHHH"

Brush:

"HAHAHAHA"

Raven:

"YESSSSSSSS"

ube:

"SDJKFSKLDF"

vivi/vince:

“good one jokebot”

Aegis:

"BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER- :deadJay: "

raine:

"GOOD ONE!!!"

Mako:

"EVEN FUNNIER"

Brendle:

"JOKEBOT I WILL MARRY YOU"

Mako:

"Wait Jokebot do you know what State we're in?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Joke Bot is the greatest comedian to ever live”

Mako:

"Just wanna make sure"

J0rt:

"jokebot what part of the world are we in :o"

raine:

"jokebot deserves a raise"

Mako:

"Where in the World is Nelson the Hedgehog"

raine:

""pay the bot"

Wonder:

"oh goodie..."

Mako:

"Ah, shame"

Brendle:

"Oh dear"

Prince:

"do you know roy fire emblem"

Brendle:

"Mystery"

vivi/vince:

“that’s my favorite state /j”

Wonder:

"well, what country are we in?"

Mako:

"Double shame"

a mouse:

"nice to meet you, [NOT LOADED]!"

Terry:

“Is Sol Badguy here?”

Raven:

"Ohhhh so we're in the Void but like. In the way comic characters are, rather than Cosmic"

J0rt:

"jokebot do you know anyone named Larry"

J0rt:

"please"

Mako:

"Hey y'all got a pantheon of gods? Or cods perhaps?"

J0rt:

"OH JOKEBOT are there any other robots around besides you???"

Prince:

"Jokebot, do you know anyone named J0hn?"

J0rt:

"oh god..."

mums:

"Joke bot, what is the FUNNIEST joke you know?"

Bubbly:

"DAMN"

Raven:

"Is there a person made of red goop here?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Do you know any Doctors?”

Prince:

"LET'S GO"

Bubbly:

"WHAIT""

J0rt:

"J0HN IS HERE????"

Terry:

“J0HN”

Mako:

"OH?"

Brush:

"J0HN HYPE"

mums:

"HOT DAMN"

J0rt:

"IS HE IN THE TOURNMANT????"

Mako:

"REAL SHIT?"

vivi/vince:

“LETS GOOOOO”

Raven:

"J0HN!! OUR BELOVED"

Mako:

"TAKE US TO HIM"

Prince:

"J0HNCHAMP"

Bubbly:

"PLEASE"

mums:

"greetings! We are Nelson!"

Wonder:

"yo"

Mako:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo"

J0rt:

"hiii whose this"

a mouse:

"hello!!"

Brush:

"yeah!"

mums:

"Yeah"

Mako:

"If you want!"

Natalya:

"Nelson!"

Wonder:

"hi dani"

chirp:

"Howdy! Yes!"

vivi/vince:

“basically”

Raven:

"We're the audience!"

mums:

"Yes!"

Mako:

"Mhm!"

J0rt:

"hi what's your name :3c"

Wonder:

"indeed we are"

Terry:

“Yeah”

Terry:

“Greetings”

Raven:

"The Nelson is how we can talk to you guys!"

Prince:

"Midas?"

mums:

"Hi Midas!"

vivi/vince:

“hi midas!”

Bubbly:

"hello midas!"

Terry:

“Wowza, gold”

Brush:

"yippee the gold"

J0rt:

"nice to meet you midas!"

Mako:

"Nice to meet ya!"

chirp:

"Hiya!"

Wonder:

"interesting"

Epicsuperbat:

“MIDAS”

mums:

"Hiiii omg hiii"

Wonder:

"well, it's nice to meet you, midas"

mums:

"You're so cool haha"

Prince:

"it's nice to meet you midas!"

raine:

"howdy midas!"

Prince:

"Whatre your pronouns"

a mouse:

"nice to meet you, midas! by any chance are we currently turning to gold or...?"

Prince:

"and also your adjectives"

Brendle:

"Hi there!"

Raven:

"I LOVE THE VIBES, MIDAS"

mums:

"I LOVE the confidence handsome"

Brendle:

"Oh they're arrogant and hubristic, love them, he's doomed to die"

Mako:

"Don't say that out loud"

mums:

i fall in love with captain falcons, tis my curse

Epicsuperbat:

“Gloves”

mums:

"Is midas just a stage name?"

Raven:

"Truuuuuue"

Brush:

"fun fact! gold is totally inert :]"

chirp:

"dont think gold is. poisonous bud."

Terry:

“Gold is yummy”

Mako:

"Pronouns?"

mums:

"Can we ask your real name?"

Bubbly:

"idk if were on a first name basis yet but....?"

Brush:

"you can eat sososo much gold"

Brush:

"but watch out"

Prince:

"Gold is the breakfast of champions tho"

Raven:

"I mean there's a reason we have edible gold and not edible gold"

Mako:

"Nice"

mums:

"Thank you sir"

Bubbly:

"swag"

Prince:

"Yes"

J0rt:

"sure is!"

mums:

"Yeah man!"

Mako:

"Yeah!"

Terry:

“Lots”

mums:

"It doesnt taste good but tis fancy"

Raven:

"YEAH, FOR BAKING AND STUFF"

Wonder:

"rich people eat it"

vivi/vince:

“all gold is edible if you’re not a coward”

chirp:

"Yep. It tastes like nothing though iirc"

Epicsuperbat:

“I feel like telling him that was a mistake “

ube:

"you can put that shit on anything"

mums:

"YOOO JOKEBOT HAS GOOGLE?"

Bubbly:

"GOOGLE EXISTS IN THIS UNIVERSE"

Prince:

"google :("

Mako:

"I'm sorry WHAT search?"

Epicsuperbat:

“GOOGLE?????”

Brush:

"btw are we like. brown. or are we some other color. this is of vital importance"

Raven:

"Thank you Jokebot!"

Prince:

"hi!"

Mako:

"Hello!"

Epicsuperbat:

“HI”

Wonder:

"yo"

vivi/vince:

“hi there”

chirp:

"Heya!"

Kyra:

"hi"

ube:

"hello!"

a mouse:

"howdy, jokebot!"

Wonder:

"hey, jokebot"

Prince:

"hey! I had a question, if I can ask"

Epicsuperbat:

“Does England Exist???”

Prince:

"Sorry for demanding so much of your time jokebot"

Mako:

"Wait do you think you can take us to that J0hn guy you mentioned?"

Prince:

"but do you know a Danthony?"

mums:

"No wait go back!"

mums:

"Please tell us what theyre like!"

Wonder:

"what do they look like?"

Raven:

"Oh, can you interpret for them?"

mums:

"Oh damn"

a mouse:

"jokebot, describe appearance of bypassed challenger"

chirp:

"Hm."

mums:

"Uh huh"

Brush:

"A"

vivi/vince:

“oh”

Raven:

"Please--OH NO"

Mako:

"Experimented on by who- OH?"

ube:

"ah"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Raven:

"OUR SON"

mums:

"What kind of reanimated corpse?"

Mako:

"ANY OTHER DEFINING PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES?"

Raven:

"WE'VE ABANDONED OUR BOY"

a mouse:

"jokebot, search for previous data on 'experiment 12965'"

mums:

"Tis Green?"

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Prince:

"OH SHIT"

mums:

"Yup there he is"

vivi/vince:

“that’s our boy”

Raven:

"WE KNOW HIM!!"

Mako:

"HHHHHHH"

raine:

"no way"

ube:

"OH SHIT"

Epicsuperbat:

“ITS OUR FUCKING BOYYYY”

Wonder:

"well, we think we know him"

Raven:

"THIS IS WHERE PRISM TRAPPED HIM?!"

Wonder:

"we dunno if it's the same zombie we're thinking of"

mums:

"Kid gets killed and reanimted in multiple universes, or hes just Our boy"

Epicsuperbat:

“TELL HIM WE LOVE HIM SO SO SO MUCH”

Brush:

"isekai'd......"

J0rt:

"their one passion?"

Wonder:

"if this one's mute, then it couldn't be our grunk since i do remember him talking in NCCT3"

mums:

"That was in a dream tho"

Wonder:

"fair"

Brush:

"Fun!"

Bubbly:

"i see."

vivi/vince:

“Oh”

Epicsuperbat:

“ITS HIM”

mums:

"Oh damn. Dark pit alive in this universe?"

Raven:

"Does anyone here remember hexidecimal letter stuff from Zero Escape"

Prince:

"Also Jokebot, do you have any data on a 'Danthony'?"

Raven:

"ACKNOWLEDGED"

mums:

"WHAT:

Bubbly:

"YEAH?"

Brush:

"Neat!"

Raven:

"FUCK YES, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS US ALREADY"

mums:

"Hey what if we were In Dani and Danthonys universe|

Wonder:

"OH THANK CHRIST"

chirp:

"Danthony REAL"

mums:

"Wouldnt that be funny"

Epicsuperbat:

“IS THIS THE DANS UNIVERSE”

mums:

"Hello! We are nelson!"

Natalya:

"Hello, this is nelson. What are your pronouns"

Wonder:

"yo"

Mako:

"HI"

Brush:

"Hewwo!"

J0rt:

"hiii who's this"

Raven:

:AcknowledgeHim:

Bubbly:

"HELLO"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Wonder:

"we are nelson, we're a hivemind"

Mako:

"WHO"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

mums:

"INDEED:

Wonder:

"what's your name, stranger?"

Raven:

"Hello, we're the audience! The Nelson lets us speak to you!"

Bubbly:

"we are Nelson"

J0rt:

"hello hello to you too!"

mums:

"Uhhh kind of"

Wonder:

"n-no...?"

Brush:

"nope!"

Natalya:

"Not yet"

vivi/vince:

“not quite”

Brush:

"we're just the audience"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are God”

mums:

"One could say we are analagous to that"

chirp:

"Hm. we're something but not that!"

Raven:

"Nope, but we are tied to a being called Spectrum"

Brush:

"normal paperweight!"

mums:

"It'd be a stretch tho"

ube:

"we're just a bunch of guys"

mums:

"What other theorys do you have?"

Bubbly:

"also what is your name??"

J0rt:

"what's your name, friend?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Is England a thing here”

Raven:

"I think you can find Viridi on the Reset Bomb Forest battlefield"

Prince:

"ORB"

Brush:

"Neat!"

mums:

"Ohhh youre so beautiful"

Wonder:

"oh that's a very pretty name"

Epicsuperbat:

“ORB”

Mako:

"Ooh, nice to meet you!"

vivi/vince:

“hi chrysanthemum!”

J0rt:

"it's nice to meet you chrysanthemum!!"

Raven:

"Oh hey that was my favorite book as a kid"

Brush:

"orb to orb communication"

Wonder:

"uh... you mind if we call you chrys?"

mums:

"Are you... a flower person? Or just love nature?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Do you know Poison Ivy?”

mums:

"They are indeeg gorgeous!"

Natalya:

"do you have a favorite color? also, pronouns?"

Raven:

"Agreed! I have a bunch of Indian Paintbrushes in my yard"

Wonder:

"i suppose"

chirp:

"I'm fond of daffodils myself."

Mako:

"Wait! Can't believe we forgot to ask the most important question! Favorite ice cream flavor?"

Bubbly:

"wonderful!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Nice”

Raven:

"Yay, fellow enby!"

Mako:

"Wuh oh"

Prince:

"excellent pronouns"

Bubbly:

"uh oh"

vivi/vince:

“oh no”

Bubbly:

"wonder take it back"

Brush:

"i suppose they're simply the best!"

Mako:

"Wonder I think you set them off"

Wonder:

"i mean, i just say things, really..."

Wonder:

"i say 'fair' and 'just' and 'well' a lot"

Mako:

"So the story goes"

Wonder:

"'i suppose' is just another one to add"

Epicsuperbat:

“Is England a thing here?”

Wonder:

"...will keep that in mind"

Prince:

"hi jokestie"

Mako:

"Hi Jokebot!"

Prince:

"(joke bestie"

Bubbly:

"where to next?"

a mouse:

"hi jokebot"

J0rt:

"hi jokebot :D"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yay”

Mako:

"Hey, do you know if Ludwig has a favorite ice cream flavor?"

Raven:

"Dang bro that person was A Lot"

J0rt:

"oh jokebot. do you understand these emoticons :3c"

chirp:

"Heya jokebot"

Prince:

"How do you feel about :THEZUKI: this one"

Bubbly:

"YAAAYYYY"

Mako:

"AYY"

vivi/vince:

“HEHEHE”

Prince:

"FUCK YEAH"

J0rt:

"YAY >:3c"

Brush:

">:3c"

chirp:

">:3c"

vivi/vince:

“>:3c”

Mako:

">:3c"

Prince:

"hey before we depart"

Prince:

"any data on a TRAINER OF JUSTICE"

Wonder:

"ooh, there's a gym here too!"

Raven:

"Oh, time for jocks"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gym?”

Bubbly:

"inhabitants?"

Raven:

"Is it a literal gym rat"

Epicsuperbat:

“Does there name start with Dan?”

J0rt:

you got it boss

Bubbly:

nno spoiles!

Epicsuperbat:

I am simply too stupid to do that

Snek:

I have arrived what's going on

Snek:

Wait new guys???

Prince:

what fighter/skin is jokebot btw

Snek:

If there's any guys that are me coded please document em for me

Brush:

- zombie

Prince:

Jokebot is the best character in a sea of characters who rule

Mako:

Also we predicted Neon White

Brendle:

I'm starting to remember why I didn't always participate in the NCCT's, and also why I muted the Kerfuffle channel on Kerfuffle nights. This is,,, a Lot

Epicsuperbat:

You are completely valid, do what you are comfortable with doing. This will still be here to read after

Prince:

"woagh"

mums:

"HELLO"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Bubbly:

"hewwo?"

Natalya:

"Nelson"

Mako:

"Hi!"

chirp:

"Hiya!"

ube:

"hi!"

Bubbly:

"nelson!"

Epicsuperbat:

“This is Gay”

Wonder:

"just a ceramic hedgehog with a lot of voices"

mums:

"This is Nelson! We are a opaperweight"

Brendle:

"I've been told you're stupid"

Raven:

"We're the audience!"

Brush:

"we're the only weight you need"

Prince:

"how much weight?"

Brendle:

"Demonstrate this to me"

J0rt:

"hiiii bestie what's your name :3"

Wonder:

"what's your name, friend?"

Bubbly:

"mmm. who knows"

Brush:

"guess you aren't paper then"

Raven:

"We are ceramic"

Bubbly:

"try it out!"

Epicsuperbat:

“We could fight you”

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT:

Bubbly:

"WHAT THE HELL"

Brush:

"joe lift......."

Mako:

"HUH"

vivi/vince:

“OH”

Bubbly:

"YOU GOTTA BE"

mums:

"Joe Lift..."

Epicsuperbat:

“OH FUCK”

Brush:

"i'm your biggest fan"

Brendle:

"THATS SO FUNNY"

Bubbly:

"WHAT THE HELL"

Wonder:

"in...teresting..."

mums:

"Hey Joe! Are you a loving father?"

Snek:

"Ayo like Joe Drift."

ube:

"joe lift......."

Mako:

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU'RE OPINIONS ON BIKES"

Raven:

"INCREDIBLE"

mums:

"Who didn't abandon your kids?"

Brendle:

"I never want to go home"

Mako:

"AND DRIFTING"

mums:

"WOAH:

Mako:

"OH"

mums:

"YOURE REAL TALL"

Prince:

"i love this guy already"

Prince:

"do you like men"

Raven:

"Oh god a corpo"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay???”

Brendle:

"I don't think he likes anything but exercise tbh"

Wonder:

"we're...an audience, i guess"

Mako:

"Long story"

vivi/vince:

“we’re in here for fun”

Brush:

"no we just talk through it. unless we don't?"

Wonder:

"definitely not from around here"

mums:

"No! This is more like a communication device:

Epicsuperbat:

“Think of this as like a Radio”

Mako:

"Probably enough to fill a week if you have the time"

Brush:

"we aren't literally inside the paperweight unless it's funny"

ube:

"we're not trapped, dont worry"

Raven:

"The Nelson is how we, the audience, can speak to you guys without interrupting too much"

mums:

"Says you! Do it"

Wonder:

"we do have a camera"

Mako:

"Yeah we don't exactly have eyes"

Wonder:

"just plug us in"

Wonder:

"and... i guess we are"

chirp:

"Yep!"

Mako:

"We're gonna spectate!"

Raven:

"Yes! Best of luck out there!"

mums:

"We wanna watch!"

Mako:

"Just like old times!"

Wonder:

"we have no clue why we're here, but might as well enjoy the tourney"

mums:

"Do you know any other contestants joe?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We’re here to be gay and eat mashed potato”

Brendle:

"Technically we're here because of a hole"

Raven:

"Aw, yay! Friendship!"

Mako:

"Any idea why he called it the Majestic Kerfuffle?"

Wonder:

"hoodie?"

Mako:

"Oh, hoodie girl?"

chirp:

"Hoodie?"

Wonder:

"do you know anything about her?"

Brush:

"we love hoodie"

Mako:

"What's her name?"

Raven:

"Please be Brisket GruiltyGear /j"

Brendle:

"Take us to hoodie girl NOW"

Mako:

"Is she single /j"

Brendle:

"or like. Whenever you want, it's whatever"

mums:

"More holes.."

Prince:

"Mind telling us more?"

Mako:

"… Out of nowhere how…?"

Prince:

"About the people who came up out of nowhere."

Wonder:

"is that character (affectionate) or character (derogatory)?"

Brendle:

"Holes holes holes holes holes holes"

Raven:

"Oh, maybe some of those are our friends! We got teleported here against our will"

mums:

this is so funny. get sucked into another universe. go fight in a tournament just like the one you did before"

Mako:

"Horngus hends the ride never ends"

Prince:

"Disc?"

Mako:

"Disc? Oh?"

Brendle:

"Disc...."

Wonder:

"that makes me worried, joe"

Mako:

"Inferno?"

Raven:

"Ord?"

Prince:

"Like the cord?"

Natalya:

"disc?"

ube:

"disc sounds so familiar....."

Brendle:

"DISCO RED KRAKEN?"

mums:

"Take us away, Joe!"

Wonder:

"we probably will"

Mako:

"I see"

Brendle:

"Nah I don't think disco wears a hoodie :("

mums:

"LMAO just like them"

Raven:

"HELL YEAH"

Wonder:

"some more than others..."

mums:

"Bye Joe!"

chirp:

as an iggylocke watcher. Is disc. yknow.

ube:

didnt you use the name disc in iggylocke or am i hallucinating

Wonder:

...is she a pokémon trainer?

mums:

"Hello! We are Nelson! or is this my man jokebot"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Brush:

"hewwo!!!"

Wonder:

"you must be disc"

Epicsuperbat:

“Heweo”

Prince:

"Hey!"

mums:

"Yeahhh hey jokebot"

Wonder:

"oh. nevermind."

Raven:

"DISC TIME"

Brush:

"on our way!"

vivi/vince:

“hi?”

Prince:

"jokebot. my friend."

Mako:

"Disc Infern"

ube:

"hi jokebot <333"

Wonder:

"so, what's the story on disc?"

mums:

"Our vision is limited, like a moles"

Wonder:

"sure"

Mako:

"Sure!"

Prince:

"have you heard of a 'Trainer of Justice' before?"

Epicsuperbat:

“I wish we could kiss you Joke Bot”

chirp:

"Of course."

Prince:

"oh yeah joke first"

mums:

"What?"

Prince:

"strange questions about the status of beloved blorbos later"

Wonder:

"centipedes can't talk"

Epicsuperbat:

“Happy Pridemonth”

Mako:

"You are a centipede"

Lime:

"that doesn't matter you can still talk to the centpede"

Raven:

"That's a lot of legs"

Wonder:

"well, yeah, i'm just trying to guess the punchline"

Bubbly:

"DAMN"

Wonder:

"????"

vivi/vince:

“mean to centipede”

Raven:

"LMAO???? HOLY SHIT DUDE"

Mako:

"SHIT, FORGOT WHERE THAT'S FROM"

vivi/vince:

“oh that’s why”

Mako:

"HOW COULD I FORGET"

Wonder:

"FUUUUUUUUUCK, THAT TAKES ME BACK..."

Raven:

"Uncomfortable number of Ks but funny"

Wonder:

"though, i've always been more of a pancake mines kid"

Raven:

"That's fair!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo “

Mako:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Wonder:

"yo"

J0rt:

"hi who's this :D"

vivi/vince:

“sup”

Mako:

"We… have arrived!"

Lime:

"hewwo?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Is England a thing here?”

Wonder:

"that's us"

chirp:

"Hey there!"

Brush:

"ya!"

Raven:

"Hello! We're the audience, speaking to you via Nelson!"

Mako:

"Indeedy!"

ube:

"hiiii"

Lime:

"yeah we're audience"

mums:

"Yello"

mums:

"Huh? Huh?"

Wonder:

"you a detective? /hj"

Brush:

"ya"

Prince:

"yea"

Lime:

"who re you then?"

Bubbly:

"we are. so normal right now."

Mako:

"A bit!"

Prince:

"what's your name"

J0rt:

"may i inquire your name, friend?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you British?”

Mako:

"Whomst are you?"

Brush:

"hi granny!"

Raven:

"OH MY GOSH"

mums:

"Y. You are?"

Wonder:

"...our lesbian grandma?"

Raven:

"GRANMA"

Mako:

"Oh! Nice to meet you!"

Epicsuperbat:

“My grandma is dead”

Mako:

"Oh"

Prince:

"our other lesbian grandma"

J0rt:

"Hi grandma!!"

Raven:

"Listen so are both of mine but I'm excited to have one again"

Bubbly:

"hi granma!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you a ghost?”

Raven:

"Let me have this /j /lh"

Wonder:

"is it cookies?"

Prince:

"'what did you cook"

Brush:

"YEAH COOKIES"

Prince:

"sorry for being so blunt btw"

Bubbly:

"YAAAYYY"

Wonder:

"i uhh...have been told, thank you"

vivi/vince:

“i love cookies”

Prince:

"i am juggling several curses at once and i don't wanat to be too rude"

Mako:

"Oh, nice!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I wouldn’t trust cookies from a cpuk character “

Wonder:

"hey, you wouldn't happen to have made these cookies with another lady, right?"

Raven:

"I'm so happy rn aaaaaaaaa"

Mako:

"What's in these cookies anyways?"

Brush:

"YEAHHH"

Wonder:

"oh, uh! sure!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sure”

Raven:

"Yes please ; u ; "

Wonder:

"what's it about?"

Mako:

"Ooh, more people?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Baby???”

mums:

"omg.. da grandkids"

Epicsuperbat:

“Baby fight? Baby win??”

Raven:

"It's a pre-tournament nap! Saving energy and all that"

Bubbly:

"baby fight!!!"

Mako:

"Oh, that's Disc!"

Wonder:

"oh, there you are!"

Brush:

"disc spotted"

Epicsuperbat:

“DISC”

Raven:

"Oh, please tell Disc we say hi!"

vivi/vince:

“DISC”

Mako:

"Pass us on to them!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Tell Disc God said hi”

Mako:

"Please?"

Brush:

"yippee!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Wonder:

"you must be disc"

Epicsuperbat:

“HELOOW”

Mako:

"Hi, is this Disc?"

mums:

"Hi Disc! Nice to meet you!"

Brush:

"yeah!"

chirp:

"Hello!"

mums:

"YEAH HOWD YA KNOW"

Bubbly:

"YESSSS"

Mako:

"You bet!"

Wonder:

"that's...us actually, yeah"

Raven:

"Hi! We're the audience--YES WE ARE"

Mako:

"YOOOOOO"

mums:

"We heard you have a hoodie!"

Brendle:

"Quilless, actually. Be more accurate next time."

Wonder:

"are we famous here?"

Raven:

"POG POG POG"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOO A NELSON KNOWER”

Raven:

"INSTANT FRIENDS"

Brendle:

"Hoodies are based, my guy."

Wonder:

"hoodies are always a sign of good character design"

Brush:

"yeah it was joe"

chirp:

"Yep."

mums:

"Exactly it"

Epicsuperbat:

“Joe Lift”

Raven:

"Lol sounds about right"

Brendle:

"Man that guy has a singular braincell and it's wearing those SpongeBob anchor arms"

Natalya:

"the child SWEARS"

Mako:

"Ala D?"

Prince:

"i know where this is going."

mums:

"Who. Is that"

Bubbly:

"w. who?"

Epicsuperbat:

“ALA DS NUTS”

Prince:

"nuts"

mums:

"God

Damn

it"

Bubbly:

"FUCK"

Raven:

"AYYYYYYYYY"

Epicsuperbat:

“YEAH”

mums:

"A real goblin moment"

Brendle:

"You're all disappointing. Go to your room."

vivi/vince:

“we got got”

Wonder:

"man, you really are a teenager, huh?"

Mako:

"ACK"

Raven:

"This is so much fun"

Wonder:

"..."

Mako:

"YOU GOT ME"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh fuck you’re older than me”

Brendle:

"One of these days I'm gonna stop being so mean to new people, but today is not that day"

Mako:

"JUST LIKE BLASP DID TO J0HN"

Wonder:

"i...better go..."

Raven:

"Ah, just like the good old days"

Mako:

"I miss Blasp"

a mouse:

"you seem cool as fuck, disc!"

Mako:

"Anyways mad respect for getting me with that"

Wonder:

"yep"

Epicsuperbat:

“The furry??”

Bubbly:

"furry???"

ube:

"the furry?"

Mako:

"Can you take us to a guy named J0hn? Or Danthony, perhaps?"

Lime:

"Wait who's the furry"

mums:

"sobs... blasp.. ignoring him, yes please tell us more of furrys"

Wonder:

"also you're gonna have to be specific, we know tons of furries..."

Epicsuperbat:

“Jack???”

Prince:

"folk?"

mums:

"Also, we're like a walkie talkie to the audience!"

Wonder:

"and we don't even know that there's others here"

Brush:

"jack is like. ambiguously a furry"

Raven:

"We fell through a hole when the dimension we were in fell apart"

vivi/vince:

“oh?”

Wonder:

"...why's that?"

Wonder:

"...what did you do?"

mums:

"Oh sweet"

Brendle:

"Is the furry a cop"

Bubbly:

"oh dear"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sick”

Raven:

"Ah fuck is he a cop"

mums:

"Do you have a house arrest anklet"

Epicsuperbat:

“ACAB”

Brendle:

"That's upsetting"

Lime:

"oh no is he like Mozilla I'll never forgive him"

Raven:

"ACAB"

Wonder:

"yeah, absolutely, ACAB"

Wonder:

"but like. what did you do to warrant that?"

Raven:

"Parole officer?"

Prince:

"Dogtective Columbark"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh thank Cod”

Epicsuperbat:

“WILL SMITH!??”

Raven:

"Oh shit girlie you got in Big Trouble"

Brendle:

"Are you an alien. Is that why thr Men In Black are after you"

Brendle:

"Did you steal an alien"

Brendle:

"That's funnier"

Wonder:

"hm."

Brush:

"oh rude"

Insider2000:

"God forbid!"

Raven:

"Oh, like our buddy Crimson!"

vivi/vince:

“i support womens rights and womens wrongs”

Brendle:

"I wholeheartedly support you on this"

Lime:

"where were from that like. A weekly occurrence."

Epicsuperbat:

“Fucking rad”

Wonder:

"i think...we're also probably involved with that"

Brush:

"mild social misdemeanor"

Brush:

"bit of a faux pas"

vivi/vince:

“yeah i think that might be why we’re here”

Natalya:

"who hasn't tried to rip appart the fabric of reality?"

Brendle:

"Did you open up the Holes?"

Prince:

"please"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole!”

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAH"

mums:

"Uh. maybe:"

Brush:

"we love hole"

Wonder:

"depends..."

Lime:

"So badly"

vivi/vince:

“we love hole”

chirp:

"Perhaps."

Wonder:

"this won't destroy everything, right?"

mums:

"A little worried what that'll do to our old friends"

Epicsuperbat:

“If we do we could summon Crimson Chartreuse or Peppermint “

Wonder:

"also i think you're hurting a friend of ours by doing that"

Wonder:

"well... 'friend'"

Wonder:

"we don't really know"

Wonder:

"see ya"

Mako:

"See ya!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Be gay do crime”

Prince:

do we have a fighter and skin for this beast btw?

mightysen:

:3

chirp:

magma grunt.

Prince:

magma grunt.

chirp:

:3

Snek:

But yeah uh skin 4 Lucina is I'm guessing that beast u showed

mums:

Clicks the fastforward button on my remot

Wonder:

"yo"

Epicsuperbat:

“HI”

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Prince:

" 👋 "

Raven:

"Hello!"

vivi/vince:

“hi?”

ube:

"hello"

J0rt:

"hi who's this :D"

a mouse:

"howdy!"

Mako:

"Heya! Who are you?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are Nelson”

Wonder:

"i'm guessing you're new?"

Raven:

"We're the audience! Nice to meet you!"

chirp:

"Hey there!"

Mako:

"We sure are!"

Bubbly:

"were nelson!"

Wonder:

"well, you're talking to an audience of people through a ceramic hedgehog"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are not a rock we are Nelson”

Raven:

"This is Nelson, a ceramic hedgehog we can use to speak with you!"

Wonder:

"think of it as a walkie-talkie"

Mako:

"Or radio"

Wonder:

"don't worry about it"

a mouse:

"long story."

Brush:

"you ever been in a really busy discord voicechat"

Epicsuperbat:

“To God”

Mako:

"A village, of sorts"

Raven:

"I think we're overloading them, fellas"

vivi/vince:

“that’s one secret i’ll never tell… xoxo gossip girl”

Mako:

"Yes

Lime:

"a metaphor"

Wonder:

"we're a lot, and you might just have to get used to that."

J0rt:

"and what's your name, friend?"

Wonder:

"sorry"

Epicsuperbat:

“What’s to say we aren’t all gods in our own ways”

Raven:

"What is a village, if not a god? What is a god, if not a community?"

mums:

"A lot of metaphorical talk for our first meeting"

Prince:

"LIKE THE FANFUFFLE?"

mums:

"Hi AA!"

Wonder:

"that stand for something?"

Epicsuperbat:

“AA? Like shouting?”

Raven:

"Just like Homestuck"

Mako:

"Ah yes, Alcoholics Anonymous"

J0rt:

"like ace attorney...."

a mouse:

"pleasure to meet you, double-A!"

Brush:

"just like AA [screaming]"

Epicsuperbat:

“AAAAAAAA”

Janet:

"AA!!!"

chirp:

"Battery..........."

ube:

"like the battery............"

Raven:

"Pog!"

Janet:

"amazingly awesome?"

Prince:

"what's your full name for the record"

mums:

"Oooo, Straight A Student?"

Wonder:

"so you probably know someone named S-Rank, then? /j"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you aro ace or agender?”

Bubbly:

"EYYYY"

Mako:

"YOOOOOO"

Prince:

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"

Bubbly:

"HOLY SHIT"

Insider2000:

"AAROW ACE!"

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah heck yeah"

Aegis:

"EEEEYYYY"

Prince:

"YOU'RE REAL"

Wonder:

"OH"

Wonder:

"OH WOW"

vivi/vince:

“HELL YEAH”

Epicsuperbat:

“I WAS ROGHT!”

Raven:

"AYYYY JUST LIKE MY MOM, SHE'S ACE TOO"

mums:

"I know some people who've wanted to see you for a Real long time"

Mako:

"THE ARROW ACE IS REAL!!!!!!"

Prince:

"THE ARROW ACE! THE ARROW ACE IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...."

J0rt:

"HI ARROW ACE HI!!!!!"

Lime:

"woah!!!!!!!"

Janet:

"some of us in here are aro and/or ace!"

Brush:

"OH"

Wonder:

"uhh... long story... but, you were signed up for this other tournament, but you never showed up there"

Raven:

"HUGE DUB FOR THE ASEXUALS IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT"

Mako:

"Yeah how're you feeling Brush"

Brush:

"i look away for 2 seconds and arrow ace"

Wonder:

"which is where we're from"

Brush:

"hello son"

Brendle:

"I'm back, I took a nap, what I miss"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOO ASEXUALS WINNING”

Wonder:

"that's 'cause it was another version of you...probably"

Raven:

"In fairness, we fell here from a different dimension"

chirp:

"What do you remember? Before this?"

Janet:

"multiverses are weird"

Wonder:

"among other things, but yeah"

Brush:

"good to see you anywhere!"

Janet:

"also the fabric of spacetime is funky"

Wonder:

"maybe"

Insider2000:

"Transit access. Nice."

Janet:

"yes but also feel free not to"

Mako:

"What train line? We still don't know where we are"

chirp:

"perhaps."

Raven:

"We were stuck in a dream but it fell apart and now we're here instead of our usual world"

Brush:

"what's a train"

Brush:

"hanging out"

Brendle:

"I fuckin love hallways"

Wonder:

"getting passed around, getting to know the fighters"

vivi/vince:

“chillin”

Mako:

"Just greeting the other challengers"

Brush:

"holding down papers, ideally"

Epicsuperbat:

“We can’t move (unless we are in a fight)”

Wonder:

"only while under stress"

chirp:

"got ditched by a girl in a hoodie methinks"

Mako:

"With enough power, yes, but not now"

vivi/vince:

“no but we can eat mashed potatoes”

Brush:

"yeah hi!"

Brendle:

"Have you met Jokebot by the way? Fuckin love that guy"

Janet:

"we have only had legs a couple of times before, and never on demand"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“Disc is cool”

Epicsuperbat:

“Give Joke Bot a kiss for us when you see him next please”

Wonder:

"oh. she's a flirt."

Wonder:

"i see."

Mako:

"Every new thing I learn about Disc makes me love her even more"

Epicsuperbat:

“Inch resting”

Brendle:

"That tracks"

greenshi:

"Hm."

Brendle:

"Eyes emoji"

Brendle:

"Actually wait can you hear this"

Prince:

"arrow ace do you have a tumblr?"

Wonder:

"i know this sounds fake as shit, but asking for a friend: she single or...?"

Brendle:

":blurryeyes:"

Prince:

"do you want to be mutuals"

Mako:

"It's me, I'm the friend /j"

Mako:

"Curses"

greenshi:

"Damb"

Brendle:

"I think we're very attractive, thank you very much"

Epicsuperbat:

“I mean I’ve been trying to date a fictional time goddess so I can’t say shit”

Wonder:

"well, this could be just a long-distance relationship, right?"

Wonder:

"don't answer that"

Mako:

"J0hn"

Mako:

"And Danth"

Brendle:

"Haven't met Steven yet."

greenshi:

"Most people"

Wonder:

"well... apparently we know some folks here"

Brush:

"we've met approximately a third of the contestants"

Brendle:

"You know a Steven?"

Mako:

"We really wanna see J0hn and Danth"

Epicsuperbat:

“You know anyone with Dan in their name?”

a mouse:

"does jokebot have a checklist or something printed?"

Wonder:

"what do you mean?"

a mouse:

"a list would make this easier"

Mako:

"Do you know where they might be?"

Mako:

"That would be greatly appreciated"

Raven:

"Are they okay? We think they might be from our dimension"

Wonder:

"that would be nice, thank you"

Epicsuperbat:

“Wait Is England Real in this universe??”

Brendle:

"We need new friends, as we have misplaced our old ones"

Lime:

"if you can please"

Janet:

"we will never learn of england"

Janet:

"so are we!"

Janet:

"i think"

Wonder:

"yep"

Wonder:

"same as us"

greenshi:

"We're normal."

Mako:

"Yeah they probably fell from a Hole"

Janet:

"there was a hole"

Brendle:

"those must be our buds! Probably maybe I hope I want to see Dani again"

Wonder:

"and some version of you, technically"

Mako:

"How long have they been here?"

Raven:

"Yeah! They might be our friends, there was a big hole we fell through"

Epicsuperbat:

“The multiverse is real and it’s a mess”

Janet:

"we were very excited and shouted 'hole' a lot"

Wonder:

"no, we're serious"

Janet:

"i know because i checked the log"

Brendle:

"You should've seen the hole"

greenshi:

"We got here through The Hole"

Wonder:

"ace, we're a talking ceramic hedgehog full of voices"

Brush:

"We Love Hole"

Wonder:

"you find this unbelievable?"

vivi/vince:

“We Love Hole”

Mako:

"You're talking to a ceramic hedgehog filled with souls and you're doubting the existence of a Hole?"

Epicsuperbat:

“How dare you imply we would lie to you”

greenshi:

"Hole"

Brendle:

"I'll beat you up, I don't give a fuck"

Raven:

"Ace, dude, we've seen Spectrum"

Brush:

"wait don't we have a hole in us? still? with a pony sticker?"

Aegis:

"Hole"

Mako:

Glad they're still doing alright

Epicsuperbat:

We still need to find out if England exists

a mouse:

answer m for mario

Insider2000:

I was going for 'maybe', but 'Mario' is a better answer.

greenshi:

I cant believe Mario is English in this universe,,,,

Prince:

like the jake...

greenshi:

like the Jake...

chirp:

"Hey there!"

greenshi:

"Is England real?"

Prince:

"howdy!"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey”

ube:

"hiiiiii"

Wonder:

"yo"

Mako:

"Hiya!"

Raven:

"Oh thank goodness we didn't get ditched in the hallway"

Wonder:

"what's your name, friend?"

Raven:

"Hello! We're the audience, speaking to you via Nelson!"

Brush:

"tell us about englan"

Brush:

"d"

Prince:

"d"

greenshi:

"d"

Mako:

"d"

chirp:

"d"

ube:

"d"

Epicsuperbat:

“d”

Raven:

"See this is why I edit my typos"

Wonder:

"nelson"

Prince:

"we're nelson! who're you?"

chirp:

"Audience radio."

greenshi:

"Stop avoiding the question"

mums:

"Sorry, we're just a guy"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

Brush:

"normal moments"

Janet:

"d"

Brush:

"record skipping"

Janet:

"we have various genders"

ube:

"HUH"

Mako:

"OH"

Brush:

"i see!"

Wonder:

"ceramic, actually"

Prince:

"I see!"

Bubbly:

"oh"

Epicsuperbat:

“ENGLAND IS DEAD LETS GOOOOO”

Mako:

"THE HELL HAPPENED TO ENGLAND???"

Wonder:

"also. huh."

Janet:

"congrats on lack of england"

Lime:

"erm. Ceramic"

Brush:

"next question: what color are we"

Ghost:

"WHERE AM I"

greenshi:

"ENGLAND IS DEAD 🎉🎉🎉"

Epicsuperbat:

“WISH THAT WERE ME”

Prince:

"what year is it"

Wonder:

"well, we're not exactly from around here"

Brush:

"YEAHHHH"

Prince:

"LET'S FUCKING GO""

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah heck yeah"

greenshi:

"LETS GOOOO"

Insider2000:

"BASED!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOOO”

chirp:

"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Mako:

"AY YOOOOOOOOO"

greenshi:

"Also uh. Who are you?"

Epicsuperbat:

“IM PART IRISH SO I WIN EVEN MORE”

Prince:

NO

Prince:

NO FUCK OFF

Prince:

FUCK OFF

Janet:

"hi jake!"

greenshi:

AAAUGJ

Brush:

skjhgk

Bubbly:

oh no

Mako:

"Nice to meet you!"

greenshi:

GOD

Brush:

"hello normal guy with a normal name"

Wonder:

"i feel like i should recognize that name..."

ube:

FUCK YEAHHHHHH

Prince:

" :jakepog: "

chirp:

"GOD
DAMN IT"

Raven:

"HOMED STUCK"

Wonder:

"so, jake irish, huh?"

greenshi:

"I've seen this one before" "what do you mean, it just came out"

Brush:

"WHAT. COLOR. ARE WE. ARE WE RED. DO WE IN ANY WAY RESEMBLE A RED DODGEBALL"

Wonder:

"nice to meetcha, buddy"

Brush:

"okay thank you. it's very nice to meet you mr irish"

Raven:

"Mr. Jake Irish I owe you my life for this good news"

Prince:

"sorry for my reaction mr. irish"

Wonder:

"from another world"

Bubbly:

"we came from Hole"

Brush:

"we are an interdimensional group chat"

vivi/vince:

“We Love Hole”

Epicsuperbat:

“Multiverse travel, Gay, and a lot of violence “

Raven:

"Nelson is a vessel the audience can use to communicate with y'all!"

Mako:

"Hole"

greenshi:

"Like to slap his bald head"

greenshi:

"Reblog to slap his bald head"

Wonder:

"unfortunately"

Mako:

"Unfortunately"

Brush:

"yeah 😔"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sadly”

vivi/vince:

“unfortunately”

Janet:

"ireland's still there thankfully"

greenshi:

":["

Insider2000:

"Not worst timeline, but it could be better."

Wonder:

"there's also another version of you. jake english"

Janet:

"been through some wild awful stuff, but still there"

Wonder:

"i wouldn't know, i never read homestuck"

Epicsuperbat:

“It is”

Prince:

"I have like. three times give or take"

Raven:

"Your alternate self is...having a rough go of it lately"

Janet:

"oh btw, if you see arrow ace, they seemed upset when we left them, i think they're having a bad day"

Wonder:

"we're...relatively fine"

Mako:

"Homestuck confirmed canon to the new universe"

Wonder:

"just looking for some friends"

greenshi:

"Oh hey what's homestuck like in your world?"

Wonder:

"and...enemies, i guess?"

mums:

"Mostly friends:"

Wonder:

"mostly friends"

Brendle:

"okay i'm back hey maybe i should leave again actually"

Raven:

"I think all of Disc's teasing put him on edge"

Brush:

"yeah he's valid"

Epicsuperbat:

“I like him”

Epicsuperbat:

“He’s neat”

Janet:

"i just want everyone to have a nice time c:"

mums:

"Do you know where Joke bot went? I think we have been seperated from our escort"

Wonder:

"...wow"

Brendle:

"please let me see Jokebot again i am Begging you"

Epicsuperbat:

“I miss Joke Bot, and his incredible jokes”

Janet:

"oh hey current headcount in here is exactly 30, neat"

Brendle:

"i need to see my lgood friend Jokebot"

Janet:

"we nearly outnumber the tournament"

Wonder:

"see ya later, jake"

Epicsuperbat:

“Thank you”

Janet:

"see ya!"

Prince:

"take care jake"

Raven:

"Thank you!"

Mako:

"See ya!"

Brendle:

"THANK YOU SO MUCH"

Insider2000:

"Later Jake"

Epicsuperbat:

“And thanks for the good news on England”

Prince:

my stomach hurts

Prince:

how many times.

Prince:

how many FUCKING times

Prince:

thank jod

Brendle:

AUGH now i want to write fufflestuff again

Brendle:

dammit ryan

Brendle:

look what you've done to me

Brendle:

i've been Got

Brush:

"Hewwo!!!!!"

Wonder:

"hey, jokebot"

Mako:

"Heya"

Brendle:

"please be Jokebot"

vivi/vince:

“hi”

Epicsuperbat:

“Owo”

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Mako:

"Huh"

Wonder:

"not jokebot"

Raven:

"Did we find Jokebot?"

Prince:

'hi i'm done being silly because it means i'm going to get hit repeatedly in the head with a baseball bat"

Mako:

"Jake but again"

Janet:

"we're nelson, who are you?"

Mako:

"Oh? Whom?"

Brendle:

"it better be Jokebot"

Janet:

"oh jake!"

Epicsuperbat:

“JACK SEPTIC EYE???”

J0rt:

"oh?"

Brush:

"yeah go ahead"

Mako:

"Well who is it?"

Wonder:

"depends. what's he like"

Janet:

"yeah that's cool, we wanna meet everyone we can"

chirp:

"Go ahead!"

Mako:

"Hello…?"

Brendle:

"whomst"

Brush:

"hewwo"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

Janet:

"hi! we're nelson! who are you?"

Mako:

"Do we know you?"

Mako:

"Who are you"

Raven:

"Hello there, we're Nelson, the vessel of the audience"

Wonder:

"indeed we do"

Janet:

"oh we love tests"

Brendle:

"i hate tests"

Mako:

"HUH"

Brush:

"we love him"

Mako:

"WHERE"

Wonder:

"we know that name"

Raven:

"HOLY SHIT"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOHN!!!!!!”

J0rt:

"what about him!!"

Insider2000:

"WAIT WHAT?!?"

Brendle:

"WHERE"

Natalya:

"j0hn???"

J0rt:

"that's my favorite guy!!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WHERE IS HE”

Janet:

"j0hn? j0hn where! here? there? j0hn???"

Mako:

"WHERE'S OUR FUNNY HACKER"

Raven:

"ARE YOU FROM OUR DIMENSION?!"

Mako:

"WHO ARE YOU?"

Insider2000:

"Are you OUR J0hn!?!"

Wonder:

"nah, he's just really smart"

Brendle:

"can you like. just say your name like Normal"

Raven:

"CAN YOU GET US HOME?!"

Brush:

"sad"

Prince:

"sad"

Epicsuperbat:

“BRING US TO OUT FRIEND!!!”

Insider2000:

"Oh..."

Mako:

"…"

Brendle:

"sad"

J0rt:

"where is he then!!!!!"

chirp:

"sad"

Janet:

"i bet you're nice but we get very excited about j0hn"

Mako:

"But he's here, right?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Please we miss him”

Wonder:

"j0hn, danthony, cobalt, and juniper do"

Insider2000:

"Then who are you? How do you know J0hn?"

J0rt:

"i miss him sososososo much"

Janet:

"rest is important"

Brush:

"give us our funny guy"

Janet:

"duality of hedgehog"

Mako:

"Please take us to him when introductions are done"

Brush:

"hole!"

Brendle:

"I think they deserve a FUCKING nap"

Wonder:

"hole"

Raven:

"They're okay?! Thank goodness!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Our blorbos”

Bubbly:

"hole!"

Brendle:

"hole"

ube:

"hole"

Mako:

"Hole"

Natalya:

"Hole"

Janet:

"hole"

chirp:

"Hole."

Wonder:

"we were in a dream, then we got sucked into...here"

Mako:

"Hole."

Janet:

"there was a hole"

Raven:

"Room fell apart and made a Hole"

Brendle:

"indeed, hole."

Wonder:

"by a hole"

Raven:

"We fell into the Hole"

J0rt:

"yeah we fell through a hole"

Wonder:

"mhm"

Epicsuperbat:

“The Hole”

Brendle:

"what are your opinions on Hole"

Mako:

"4 in fact"

Janet:

"big vortexy hole that sucked everyone in, to be clear"

Wonder:

"unsure if we still are"

Janet:

"not just a regular hole in the floor to stumble into"

Raven:

"Yeah, an evil babysitter trapped everyone in a dream"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Prince:

"Yes."

Bubbly:

"OH"

Mako:

"Mhm."

Brendle:

"CAR BATTERY"

Wonder:

"boy howdy, does it"

Raven:

"EVILEST BABYSITTER"

J0rt:

"we HATE her"

vivi/vince:

“very much so”

chirp:

"Yeah."

Brush:

"bark bark kill car battery etc"

Epicsuperbat:

“CAR BATTERY”

Insider2000:

"Yeah. Is she there too?"

Janet:

"oh yeah she's manipulative and wanted to make everyone go through 'character arcs'"

Epicsuperbat:

“KILL BOTE MAIM STAB STAB KILL”

Mako:

"She's been trying recently. Well, recently for them, it's been a year since we've seen them"

mums:

"She is dangerous."

Brendle:

"hey hi um hello hey there whats poppin WHO ARE YOU"

Raven:

"We technically work for her boss, Spectrum"

Wonder:

"well, we still don't know who you are, dude"

Insider2000:

"We never caught your name."

Wonder:

"like... what's your deal?"

Brendle:

"YEAH"

mums:

"Please do"

Janet:

"im waiting for The Reveal"

Brendle:

"if i had human arms i'd be crossing them very condescendingly right now"

Janet:

"are you another dr order"

Brush:

"FURRY"

Bubbly:

"oh"

Janet:

"fox !"

Mako:

"A pleasure to meet you"

mums:

"Heyyy"

Wonder:

"oh, you're that furry disc was talking about"

Janet:

"hi kitsune you seem rad"

Brendle:

"oh you're watching Disc"

Raven:

"Nice to meet you!"

chirp:

"Oh you must be the furry."

ube:

"oh youre the furry"

mums:

"Can I ask? Do you have multiple tails?"

Epicsuperbat:

“FURRY”

Wonder:

"yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah Disc was cool as fuck”

Raven:

"Yes, she's sooooooo Girlypop"

Prince:

"what're your pronouns?"

Janet:

"oh yeah btw, our camera's weird and only gives us a representation of things, rather than an actual image, and not on demand"

Janet:

"so we've seen a vague summary of your appearance, but any details that don't line up with the smash bros character 'fox' will be missing"

Wonder:

"huh"

Brush:

"neat!"

Wonder:

"interesting"

Brush:

"just like miles prower"

Janet:

"that's awesome"

Epicsuperbat:

“Like Miles Tails Prower”

Mako:

"Figures you would have more than one tail considering the name"

vivi/vince:

“just like miles prower”

Raven:

"Neato!"

Mako:

"Can't believe Kamen Rider Geats is in CPUK /j"

Wonder:

"we're a bit late, but yeah"

Janet:

"this makes sense, we fell in the hole with them"

Epicsuperbat:

“Our friends “

Wonder:

"mhm"

Mako:

"Yep. Hole."

Brush:

"one cat assume!"

Janet:

"as far as we know, yes"

Mako:

"Cat"

chirp:

"hole."

Epicsuperbat:

“One cat”

Janet:

"we haven't talked with them to check it's the them we were with, but it seems likely"

Raven:

"Yeah, we're not sure what caused it. We've been in that dream for...awhile now"

Wonder:

"she didn't...?"

Mako:

"… She didn't?"

Janet:

"that's probably for the best"

Natalya:

"Oh thats... interesting"

Wonder:

"i mean, good, but..."

Epicsuperbat:

“That’s odd”

Wonder:

"weird..."

Mako:

"I know she's in therapy, but…"

Raven:

"She wanted to control the "script" of the entire reality"

Wonder:

"she could still be watching though, so who knows?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Dream = Pocket Dimension outside of time”

Raven:

"Her job under the god Spectrum was to oversee the world's 'story', but she ended up wanting to control every aspect of it"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hates Car Battery’s”

Wonder:

"so, she can basically rewrite your actions mid-sentence."

Janet:

"we have so much information about prism"

Mako:

"She started the NCCTs"

Wonder:

"we can tell because we see everything through text"

Brush:

"can alter what people say as they say it! very fucked up"

Natalya:

"She has a power to... "enchant" people, and control their actions to an extent"

J0rt:

"she can like manipulate reality and peoples' actions/words"

Wonder:

"j0hn's also one of the people who can tell, too"

Mako:

"Stands for Non-Canon Curiosity Tournament"

Wonder:

"non-canon curiosity tournaments"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can possess our leader”

Janet:

"she thinks she has to be a villain as part of her 'character arc' and that's why she does bad stuff"

Wonder:

"it's...a lot"

Wonder:

"and the big reason why we're here"

Mako:

"She wants her narrative to be remembered, which is why she does the things she does"

Raven:

"She also babysat Spectrum's children, the Color Gods. She traumatized them all severely bc she wanted to make them her ideal images of their Aspects"

Janet:

"also she babysat some gods we call the cods and tried to force them to act in particular ways"

Janet:

"also she can make people relive trauma"

Janet:

"like, literally relive, not a flashback"

Wonder:

"oh, by the way"

Epicsuperbat:

“She’s also not straight” “and is also single”

Wonder:

"we heard that our buddies are a little out of it. are they okay?"

Janet:

"also bing thinks she's cute, is bing here?"

Mako:

"Last I remember, a therapist friend of ours was trying to reach out to her regarding her views on entropy"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOKE BOT MY BELOVED”

vivi/vince:

“jokebot <3”

Raven:

"OH, FINAL WARNING: SHE SPEAKS IN ITALICS"

Janet:

"oh yeah if anyone's text becomes italics and smilied, beware"

Wonder:

"same here"

Mako:

"Same here"

Brush:

"👋"

Wonder:

"you seem cool"

Epicsuperbat:

“Remember don’t trust rainbows”

Janet:

"we can see prism-altered text, as can j0hn"

Raven:

"It was lovely to meet you!"

Janet:

"nice to meet you agent kitsune! best of luck in the tournament!"

Bubbly:

"oh?"

Brush:

"hmmm?"

Wonder:

"...i feel like we should be scared"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can’t you give us your gun?”

Bubbly:

"hmm..."

Brush:

":]??"

Mako:

"We don't have arms though"

Wonder:

"we'll borrow jake's /j"

Mako:

"Trying to think of the characters with stage names…"

Janet:

"todd?"

Raven:

"Guys we cannot use guns, we're a Kirby. We have to absorb a Joker for that."

Wonder:

"we'll miss you"

Brush:

"goodbye my love"

Janet:

"when in doubt, give us mash potato"

Brendle:

(also i haven't gotten the chance to ask this yet but who is this artist and can i throw all my money at them)

mums:

gramma

Brendle:

wait who's NW again?

Prince:

...should i add these characters to the cpuk character index?

Prince:

make a ncct-specific location for them

Brush:

there are already ncct-only characters

Brush:

and yeah pictures can be added no problem

Insider2000:

Might not be a bad idea

Janet:

i feel like there should be a reference of some kind now that the number of ncct-only characters exceeds 32! and the archive isn't a great spot for it, because it's not managed by the group

Epicsuperbat:

I’d leave em for now, add them if they ever make it out of NCCT?

Janet:

"hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Wonder:

“Hello”

greenshi:

"Hiya!"

Prince:

"fuck being sappy it's nelsonin' time"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOKE BOT????”

Janet:

"jokebot we love you"

Brendle:

"JOKEBOT"

Brush:

"YEAH JOKEBOT"

Bubbly:

"jokebot!!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“YEAHHHH”

Prince:

"hey jokebestie do you mind i call you jokebestie"

Wonder:

“So…can you give us any details about him?”

Brendle:

"PLEASE tell another joke"

Janet:

"do you wanna hear a joke"

Raven:

"Thank goodness, we're glad to be back with you Jokebot!"

Janet:

"yes"

vivi/vince:

“yes”

Wonder:

“I guess, yeah”

Prince:

"Yes i love trees and the splendor of nature"

Raven:

"Yeah, Earth is astonishing!"

Wonder:

“I mean, I kinda live here, so… kinda required to”

Wonder:

“OH COME ON”

Brendle:

"WONDER STOP"

vivi/vince:

“NOT AGAIN”

Prince:

"i live in a mountainy region so theres a lot of nature"

Prince:

"it makes me happy to see trees"

Brush:

"guess we die"

Mako:

"Wonder you gotta stop pulling a Jeramie with your ambiguous answers"

Raven:

"lmao, Wonder"

Wonder:

“FUCK YOU, WHAT DO YOU MEAN SUBPAR?!”

Brendle:

"'i guess, yeah' IS SUBPAR"

Raven:

"BE NICE TO JOKEBOT /lh"

Epicsuperbat:

“I hate nature”

Raven:

"Oh my god I am pulling this hedgehog statue over"

vivi/vince:

“now you’re gonna make people think we think coolsville sucks”

Wonder:

“IT’S A VOCAL TIC”

Brendle:

"STOP"

Wonder:

“Or…typing tic, I guess”

Mako:

"Well now…"

Janet:

"did you know that potassium is named after potash, the remnants of plant ashes used as fertilizer and used to make soap"

Brush:

"we are GOING to die"

Prince:

"wonder you're taking our asses to the shredder"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah I do”

Janet:

"nature is cool and has a lot of things in it"

Raven:

"Well, it was nice knowing you all"

Janet:

"wheeee"

Bubbly:

"byebye!"

Wonder:

“OH LIKE IT’S MY FAULT FOR TYPING LIKE I SPEAK /lh”

Janet:

"uhhh"

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

Janet:

"yes please"

Epicsuperbat:

“No”

Wonder:

“Sure.”

Brush:

"yes please!"

chirp:

"OF COURSE!"

Raven:

"....yeah, please."

a mouse:

"yes please!"

mums:

"This will save us in the coming days"

Raven:

"On god there's always one devil's advocate"

Brendle:

"please please please please"

Brush:

"us!"

Brendle:

"is it us?"

Wonder:

“…is it us?”

Brush:

"very soon!"

Mako:

"Us?"

mums:

"A"

Bubbly:

"us!"

ube:

"uh oh"

chirp:

"Us in a few minutes?"

Epicsuperbat:

“IM SORRY”

Mako:

"Oh dear!"

Raven:

"WHY ARE WE IN SMALL PIECES"

Epicsuperbat:

“I LOVE NATURE”

Janet:

"a pot in legend of zelda!"

Mako:

"Nice knowing y'all I guess"

mums:

"Hello! We are Nelson, a talkway for the audience! Could we know your name?"

Janet:

"hi! we're ceramic like a plant pot!"

Brendle:

"whomst"

Brush:

"hi have i mentioned how much i appreciate nature. there's this really nice stream i pass by on my daily walk with a fallen tree over it and i paced on said tree today and it was nice"

Mako:

"WE LOVE NATURE"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Raven:

"Please don't hurt us"

Janet:

"we are a collective entity and most if not all of us love nature"

vivi/vince:

“we love hole and we love nature”

ube:

"hello i love nature so much"

mums:

"I would never"

Wonder:

“IT WASNT RUDE”

Epicsuperbat:

“Be gay do crime”

Brendle:

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"

mums:

"We were just touching grass a few hours ago"

Natalya:

"I've been taking lots of pictures of the sky, recently"

Raven:

"There's like 30 people in here"

Mako:

"Went out on a walk to the park today"

a mouse:

"literally we're a collective but it's one of us who keeps being ingenuine, WONDER"

Raven:

"We have differing opinions on many things"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Wonder:

“WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?! THAT I KISS THE GROUND EVERY NIGHT AND- oh.”

mums:

"We did, they had strong opinions about flowers"

Janet:

"we did yes"

Brendle:

"indeed"

Bubbly:

"who is this?"

Janet:

"and one of us, not naming any names, was apparently not quite enthusiastic enough"

chirp:

"Yes! Strong opinions on flora."

Epicsuperbat:

“I said I hated nature and we were threatened with shattering”

Wonder:

“Or cactus…”

Janet:

"anyway hi, we're nelson"

Raven:

"Oh thank cod, someone reasonable"

Janet:

"we're just going around meeting everyone!"

Wonder:

“Well, that’s cause they got water in ‘em”

Raven:

"We're the audience, speaking to you via Nelson"

greenshi:

"Could we have your name?"

Brendle:

"whomst"

Mako:

"What's your name?"

a mouse:

"we're all a bit lost, but we're making do with what we've got!"

chirp:

"Well, we're going around meeting folks, so you could help us by introducing yourself!"

Janet:

"we arrived at the same time as that mysterious group of tired people, so we're a bit lost"

Wonder:

“We’re here alongside some friends”

greenshi:

"Yea!"

Bubbly:

"oh?"

Mako:

"And pronouns"

greenshi:

"Oh?"

Epicsuperbat:

“No name?”

Mako:

"Hm?"

Raven:

"Whatever you're comfy with!"

Wonder:

“Stage name can work just as fine, too”

mums:

"Are... are you mother nature?"

Janet:

"we're not fae, we don't have any harsh rules about names or what have you"

Brendle:

"Father Nature, persnaps?"

greenshi:

"Gotta case of the amnesias?"

Brush:

"speak for yourself. i can steal whatever names i want i just choose not to"

Insider2000:

"Should we call you Gaia, maybe?"

mums:

"A...hm. Do you like the color Blue by any chance?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you a tree?”

Wonder:

“…you’re a flower?”

Brendle:

"what are your opinions on Grass"

J0rt:

"are you some kind of collective, perhaps?"

Raven:

"There's a bunch of us in here. Brush, Greenshi, Insider, Mums, I'm Raven..."

greenshi:

"Give is your tip five favorites"

mums:

"AUDREY II?"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Janet:

"hi audrey II!"

Prince:

"plant"

greenshi:

"AH."

Janet:

"hi root!"

Brendle:

"...i feel like i should understand this"

greenshi:

"Oh hello!"

Wonder:

“Huh. We know an audrey II back home”

mums:

"Are you every plant that wants to beat the shit out of people"

J0rt:

"Hi Great Root!"

Bubbly:

"ooh!! nice to meet you!"

Brendle:

" am i missing something?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Root”

Mako:

"Nice to meet you, Root!"

Prince:

"Root!"

a mouse:

"great root, huh? a pleasure!"

Raven:

"Oh wow, THE famous plant among plants! It's an honor!"

Janet:

"... is it okay if i call you root, i don't wanna be rude"

chirp:

"Heya Root!"

Prince:

"how do you feel about digital roots?"

Mako:

"… You don't mind if we just call you Root, do you?"

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Mako:

"Cool!"

Janet:

"oh heck yeah im gonna get creative with pronouns"

Wonder:

“Well, nice to meetcha, root”

Wonder:

“Can you tell chrys that I was legitimately being genuine?”

Janet:

"well i will if i ever have opportunities to use them, i don't tend to talk about people in the third person much"

Wonder:

“I wear my heart on my sleeve and it’s not my fault I talk weird”

Raven:

"We're humbled to make your acquaintance!"

Janet:

"anyway you seem nice c:"

Bubbly:

"how wonderful!!"

Wonder:

“but I’m right here /j”

Janet:

"oh nice, i've climbed trees, they were awesome"

Raven:

"Wow, I've always wanted to meet the redwoods of my ancestral home!"

Mako:

"Maybe"

Wonder:

“You could call it that”

Raven:

"Yeah, anything short of enthusiasm wasn't enough"

Janet:

"im not sure 'protective' is the right word, we're a ceramic hedgehog we can't do much"

Wonder:

“I know, just…”

Wonder:

“Whatever, I’m over it”

Brendle:

"i sure do wish we had arms"

greenshi:

"Oh you are lovely <3"

a mouse:

"you could call em nerium oleander with how dangerous they got for a second lmao"

Epicsuperbat:

“A bit overprotective? They threatened to kill us”

Janet:

"we did fight a goddess once, but that was very special circumstances"

Raven:

"We needed to save a baby"

Janet:

"a baby who is a gardener i think! at least she has a trowel and plants trees"

Wonder:

“Just living on this earth”

Epicsuperbat:

“ I just said “I hate nature” that’s it”

Wonder:

“Or uhh… some other earth in your case”

Wonder:

“Also they should blame the big corporations and not individuals”

Brendle:

"ha"

Epicsuperbat:

“Never got to explain that I have allergies”

Raven:

"There's a lot of us here, so we get hectic"

a mouse:

"i love nature! as a harvest mouse i owe my life to you, basically!"

Wonder:

“Collective action’s cool and all but they’re the ones doing all the shit”

Janet:

"as a chao im also a big fan of nature"

Wonder:

“Mhm”

Insider2000:

"Definitely."

a mouse:

"oh, shoot, the other contestants, we totally forgot"

Janet:

"the... the end?"

Brendle:

"...The End?"

Prince:

"The end?"

J0rt:

"the.... the end?"

mums:

"oh lets go talk totThe End from sonic"

Prince:

"....is that a person"

Brush:

"like minecraft?"

Brendle:

"Enderman?"

Mako:

"Of the roster"

Wonder:

“…don’t you mean in the end?”

Raven:

"...The End?"

Wonder:

“Or at the end?”

Mako:

"… I think"

Janet:

"bye root, lovely to see you!"

mums:

"We going to the moon baby"

Insider2000:

Tired?

Bubbly:

YEAH

Janet:

im glad, this rules

J0rt:

hell yeah!!!

Raven:

Yay!!!

Insider2000:

HELL YEAH!

Wonder:

Oh yeah, same here

Prince:

yeah

Prince:

like

Wonder:

I missed this

chirp:

Im glad!!

Brendle:

i'm resolving to stay awake until we meet The Rest

Prince:

"hewwo?"

Mako:

"Heya!"

Wonder:

“…”

mums:

"Hi joke bot"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yo”

Brendle:

"Jokebot?"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Wonder:

“I don’t like where this is going”

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAH"

ube:

"oh hello!"

Wonder:

“Oh nvm I misread”

Brendle:

"hey jokebot what's The End?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are all the contestants single?”

Bubbly:

"um."

Brush:

"fun!"

Brendle:

"phooey"

Janet:

"exciting!"

vivi/vince:

“hm.”

Mako:

"Fun."

Prince:

"fun!"

ube:

"hm"

Raven:

"Haha. We're in Danger."

Wonder:

“Yeah, that’s probably what prism’s afraid of…”

Epicsuperbat:

“Hope its a Snake”

Epicsuperbat:

“No reason”

mums:

"oh. regular sephiroth"

ube:

"OH"

Raven:

"MOTHER FUCJER"

Epicsuperbat:

“SEPHIROTH FROM SEPHIROTH”

Wonder:

“Uhhh…”

Prince:

that's purple seph

Prince:

thats skin 2

Raven:

"PURPLE DIMENSION"

Janet:

"oh btw jokebot we know a bunch of other robots if you're interested, we even once met internet explorer!"

vivi/vince:

“not sephiroth from not sephiroth”

Epicsuperbat:

“SEPHIROTH FROM KINGDOM HEARTS”

Wonder:

“…god I hope i get to ASS season 2 soon or else I’m gonna look like I’m ripping this off /lh /hj”

a mouse:

"howdy! jokebot keeps calling you 'the end' and i dunno what that entails but i'm no stranger to waving at the abyss!"

vivi/vince:

“OH”

Wonder:

SHES HERE /j

Brendle:

"Whomst"

Raven:

"Hello, we're the audience, speaking to you via Nelson! Please don't murderize us"

Prince:

"hi"

J0rt:

"hi, is the The End?"

Natalya:

"Nelson"

Bubbly:

"howdy!"

Wonder:

“Hey…?”

Brendle:

"can you do a backflip"

vivi/vince:

“hi?”

Epicsuperbat:

“I assume you have zero connection with Nyavalanch, but have you heard of the door to darkness??”

Janet:

"hi the end! endy end end, first name the?"

Wonder:

“Sorta”

Brendle:

"oh The End is going to be delightful, aren't they"

Raven:

"Only in a very eerie way"

Janet:

"we know the name 'the end' and that's about it"

Wonder:

“Any reason why you’re called that?”

mums:

"Is that just a fun name, or"

Janet:

"also we were shown an abstract representation of you via smash bros character"

Wonder:

“I’m guessing it’s a stage name so…”

Prince:

"thank jod a normal purple sephiroth"

Wonder:

“Sure go ahead”

mums:

"Go ahead champ"

Raven:

"We know an evil babysitter who's really scared of you"

Wonder:

“Unfortunately”

Bubbly:

"we do."

J0rt:

"are you the one agent kitsune called seed 3?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Too much”

Natalya:

":/"

Raven:

"Yeah, she trapped us all in a dream"

J0rt:

"also yeah prism sucks"

Janet:

"we know a lot about prism, and also can detect when she messes with people's speech"

Epicsuperbat:

“And the 3rd Sephiroth”

Wonder:

“I’m sure you are /gen”

Epicsuperbat:

“3 Sephiroth theory “

Janet:

"also we see speech as text"

Raven:

"We look forward to watching your fights!"

mums:

"I believe it, that sword is long as fuck"

Janet:

"we've heard that before, but i like that confidence"

Wonder:

“Yeah”

Janet:

"oh so you're, the literal end, huh"

Brendle:

"ohhhhhh"

Brendle:

"ohhhhhhh"

Raven:

"She is! I guess it makes sense, every story would fear its Ending"

Wonder:

“Little bit”

Janet:

"we know there's grass"

Janet:

"and koopalings"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can’t get ahead of the end”

Wonder:

“Another dimension”

Raven:

"Pinks and Purples Dimension"

Brendle:

"and Hole"

Brush:

"i hear there's a train"

mums:

"No clue!"

Janet:

"and ireland"

Wonder:

“Theory’s been going around that this is a ‘reboot’”

vivi/vince:

“somewhere where britain isn’t”

mums:

"Is she like your Mom or just like. a being who created you"

Janet:

"nope!"

Bubbly:

"not yet"

Brush:

"nope!"

mums:

"Kitsune said she didnt come"

Wonder:

“Not yet, thankfully”

chirp:

"Nope!"

vivi/vince:

“no”

Raven:

"Not since we got here, no"

Wonder:

“Yeah, she isn’t here at all”

Wonder:

“A little, yeah”

Epicsuperbat:

“Just assumed she was waiting”

Wonder:

“Yeah, usually she’s just watching us through here”

Raven:

"Yeah, she wanted to rewrite everything"

Wonder:

“…is it because you’re prism?”

greenshi:

"Are you keeping her away?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Huh”

Bubbly:

"hmm..."

greenshi:

"Dont like that"

Wonder:

“…oh god that was a joke”

Prince:

"Reboot Prism?"

Brendle:

"man i was hoping for a No there"

Raven:

"Are you an alternate her?"

Wonder:

“Phew!”

Raven:

"Haha what"

greenshi:

"Hey I Dont Wanna Talk About That Guy"

Janet:

"dream is collapsing?"

Wonder:

“Cause the grand kerfuffle’s ending”

Raven:

"Maybe because the hiatus was so long?"

Wonder:

“Which means everything’s ending”

Epicsuperbat:

“Power of gay”

Brendle:

"Brendle Fear"

Janet:

"inspiration happened that wasn't channeled in prism's direction?"

Wonder:

“And she kinda wants to prolong the inevitable”

Lime:

"to extend the story"

Wonder:

“But then we’re here”

vivi/vince:

“went without attention for too long”

vivi/vince:

“did you say cookies”

Janet:

"story idea that ended up supporting this along the side like a little bubble story?"

Wonder:

“It’s not really the first time we’ve been through a conversation like this”

Raven:

"The Story"

Brush:

"i feel that"

Wonder:

“Well, with how she abused the cods, probably something questionable”

vivi/vince:

“she just like me fr”

Raven:

"Oh damn, that's a mood and a half"

Brendle:

"moooood ngl"

Wonder:

“Though, I guess this is more of an artistic end rather than a literal one”

Lime:

"she's just like us fr"

Janet:

"tastey storytelling"

Brush:

"hungee god"

Wonder:

“Yeah that’s us. Sorta.”

Brendle:

"munch munch munch munch"

Bubbly:

"hmm.."

Raven:

"Spectrum do be ADHD tho"

Mako:

"I suppose we are starved for content…"

Wonder:

“Uh-huh?”

Janet:

"oh so this was prism's doing, but not part of some big plan?"

Raven:

"Makes us all sound like some kind of evil being that needs to be fended off with sacrifices :("

Janet:

"and you're here as a consequence of that pushing back i guess"

Wonder:

“Yeah… we know…”

Janet:

"oh wait did she do the ascendy thing"

Wonder:

“Last person who was at that end is fine.., I hope…”

Raven:

"She keeps hurting people though, and since they're 'fictional' she doesn't think it matters"

Prince:

"Creating a new reality..."

Snek:

"Where have I heard that one before."

Raven:

"Ah, so like a remnant of her emotions"

Snek:

"Huh."

J0rt:

"oh so this is a BRAND NEW dimension"

Snek:

"wack."

Raven:

"Psychonauts style, I like it!"

Wonder:

“Neat”

Raven:

"REAL shit"

Prince:

"Prism Self-Insert Real (/J)"

chirp:

"Makes sense."

Wonder:

“Here or…?”

Bubbly:

"yes please"

Mako:

"Thank you in advance"

Janet:

"oh we wanna see Everyone, you included"

Raven:

"You're a delight but yeah we wanna make sure they're okay"

Janet:

"oh huh"

Wonder:

“Hm.”

Natalya:

Ryan you are not my friend and I do not know you at all, and this story is meerly a medium, but
I do want you to know that no matter what you decide, we have all loved this story and the joy it has given us.

Snek:

Yeah Ryan I genuinely love CPU Kerfuffle! If it needs to end thats how it is

Raven:

We'll all be here for whatever it is you make next whenever CPUK is done, happy to see what one funny guy on the internet obsessed with the clock monkeys came up with this time

Prince:

i think that the end has a snake motif designwise btw .

chirp:

Understood! The metanarrative aspect of the character concept was admittedly a little worrying as to your feelings about all this

Snek:

Also uh gender check on this beast what pronouns is The End

Bubbly:

hehe the end

Natalya:

Actually we just were at the end

Janet:

"hi!"

Brendle:

"omg hiiiii jokebot :))))"

mums:

"take me awaaay"

vivi/vince:

“jokebot my friend jokebot”

Janet:

"jokebot my good pal jokebot who i love"

Brendle:

"PLEASE"

Janet:

"yes!"

vivi/vince:

“you know we would”

Bubbly:

"YES"

Raven:

"Yes please!"

Mako:

"Oh?"

J0rt:

"WHO!!!!"

Mako:

"HELLO?? FRIEND???"

Brush:

"HEWWO!!"

Bubbly:

"HELLO?"

vivi/vince:

“HI”

J0rt:

"HI WHO'S HTIS"

Janet:

"hi are you okay?"

mums:

"HI?"

Natalya:

"HI??

greenshi:

"HI!"

Raven:

"ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?! WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK"

Bubbly:

"WHATS HAPPENED"

mums:

"why did we crash JHI"

vivi/vince:

“HI HI HI”

mums:

"WHOS THIS:"

Mako:

"QUICK WHO IS THIS"

Snek:

"HI"

greenshi:

"WHO IS IT HI"

mums:

"JUNI"

Brush:

"HIIIIIII"

Bubbly:

"JUNI"

Mako:

"JUNI!!!!"

Janet:

"oh my gosh hi juni!!!"

vivi/vince:

“HI JUNI”

Natalya:

"JUNI!!"

Snek:

"JUNIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bubbly:

"JUNIIIIII"

Raven:

"JUNI!!!!!"

Mako:

"HI"

ube:

"JUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

J0rt:

"JUNIE!!!!!!! YOU'RE OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

chirp:

"JUNI!!!!!!!!!!!"

Brush:

"REAL JUNIE MOMENT"

greenshi:

"JUNIIIIIIII"

Bubbly:

"HOW ARE YOU GIRL"

Mako:

"ARE YOU OKAY?"

Janet:

"did you fight the ground? did you win?"

Raven:

"BABY CHILD SWEET BABY GIRL YOU'RE OKAY"

J0rt:

"Who else is there?!?"

Bubbly:

"THANK YOUUUUU"

Brendle:

"YOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Janet:

"oh yay we're being hugged!"

Mako:

"MAN I WISH WE COULD DO THE SAME"

greenshi:

"JUNI WE MISSED YOU"

Brendle:

"FOLK IS HERE"

Mako:

"FOLK!!"

J0rt:

"oooooh we are being hugged in real life"

greenshi:

"FOLK!!"

Raven:

"Is Folk here too?!"

Bubbly:

"ARE YOU GUYS OKAY??"

J0rt:

"FOLK!!!"

Mako:

"QUICK WHO ELSE IS HERE?"

ube:

"FOLK!!!!!!!!!!!"

Insider2000:

"JUNIIII!"

Insider2000:

"AND FOLK!"

Raven:

"AAAAAAAA I'M SO GLAD"

J0rt:

"HI!!!!"

Prince:

"whaoghgg"

Bubbly:

"HELLO??"

Brendle:

"WHOMST"

Prince:

"HI"

greenshi:

"HI"

J0rt:

"to whom are we squeaking???"

Bubbly:

"WE MISSED YOU GUYS"

Raven:

"YOU'RE ALIVE!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey”

chirp:

"HI!!!!!"

greenshi:

"WE MISSED YOU"

ube:

"folk?"

Janet:

"hi folk!!"

Brendle:

"IT'S BEEN 3000 YEARS..."

J0rt:

"YAAAAY FOLK!"

vivi/vince:

“FOLK”

Snek:

"FOLK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH"

Insider2000:

"Hiya, Folk!"

Bubbly:

"HOW ARE YOU GUYS"

chirp:

"FOLK MY FRIEND FOLK!"

Janet:

"how long's it been for you?"

mums:

"Dude, we missed you so much"

Raven:

"OH MY GOSH WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT DEAD"

greenshi:

"WAHHHHH WE MISSED YOU ARE YOU OKAY"

Brendle:

"hole"

Bubbly:

"hole"

Snek:

"yeah."

J0rt:

"yeah hole"

Natalya:

"hole

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

greenshi:

"HOLE"

chirp:

"hole."

ube:

"yeah hole happened"

Raven:

"Yeah, the whole room fell apart!"

Mako:

"Yep"

Mako:

"We need a quick head count, who else made it here?"

Raven:

"Folk, oh my gosh, we've got so much new intel!"

greenshi:

"Wait so are all the winners here???"

chirp:

"How did y'all from the winners box get here?"

J0rt:

"is j0hn here???? jokebot knew his name"

Bubbly:

"aww.."

mums:

"That. Is poetntially copncerning considering the state of some of them:

greenshi:

"HE WENT AFTER US??"

greenshi:

"AUGH"

Raven:

"IS HE OKAY?!"

J0rt:

"ough..... danthony................"

Bubbly:

"BUDDY"

Brush:

"ough..............."

chirp:

"danthony..............."

Raven:

"Danthony my fucking beloved"

mums:

"We;ll have to thank him when we see him next"

Janet:

"im glad you're okay, also yeah that sure sounds like danthony, always heroic"

J0rt:

"so crimbo is here......"

greenshi:

"BOTH crimbos"

Raven:

"Crimson must be pretty steamed Prism made a new reality"

greenshi:

"Captain as well"

J0rt:

"oh my god yeah i forgot about captain crimbo"

Snek:

"Is my son here..."

mums:

"A"

greenshi:

"Two of them (two of them)"

Snek:

"I miss him so."

greenshi:

"Is there a Frog here? Did my Guy make it?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint would hate that she missed out in two crimsons”

Bubbly:

"YESSSS"

mums:

"YAAAY"

Prince:

"YES"

Snek:

"YES HE MADE IT!!!!"

Bubbly:

"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Janet:

"yay!!!"

ube:

"TOJ!!!!!!!"

Mako:

"YEAHHHHHH TOJ!!!!!"

greenshi:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

J0rt:

"HI TOJ!!!!"

vivi/vince:

“MMMMMMM”

Epicsuperbat:

“MMMMMMMMM”

chirp:

"hiiiiiiiii TOJ!!!!!!!"

Brush:

"MMM"

Raven:

"YEAAAAAA"

greenshi:

"I MISSED YOU BUDDY"

Bubbly:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYESSSS"

Mako:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

a mouse:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Mako:

"Right, sorry"

a mouse:

"MMMMMmmmmmmalright."

Raven:

"Hehe, glad you're all unharmed"

Epicsuperbat:

“MMM”

Bubbly:

"hm."

J0rt:

"aww.... no crimbo..........."

Insider2000:

“Cods working together…”

Raven:

"Ahh, that makes sense"

J0rt:

"yeah, good that they're holdin down the fort"

chirp:

"What about the Captains?"

Raven:

"If the dream world dissolved, everyone stuck in it would have no way to escape"

Epicsuperbat:

Oh, but what about peppermint?

Raven:

"Huh, rather fair of Prism"

Bubbly:

"IS QUAD OKAY??"

greenshi:

"I see...."

Mako:

"Is one of them Lou this is pertinent information"

Bubbly:

"i see.."

Prince:

"I'm guessing CBS went back to the darkest pits of hell then?"

Epicsuperbat:

“He could kick her ass again”

Mako:

"Aww"

Raven:

"Oh shit, Discord Jack must be completely cut off from Spectrum right now"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

a mouse:

"oh good, SOMEONE has a list"

Janet:

"lou!!!"

Bubbly:

"LOU"

Prince:

"WINSTON?"

Mako:

"WALTZ"

Brendle:

"WALTZ"

vivi/vince:

“WINSTON AND WALTZ?”

Bubbly:

"oh gosh is J0hn okay??"

Prince:

"FUCKING WINSTON GODDAMN OVERWATCH?"

Insider2000:

“I knew Waltz would be here!”

Brendle:

"wait is she a dog or a pirate"

Mako:

"WAIT WHAT IS J0HN GOOD?"

greenshi:

"TODD"

Brendle:

"Oh sick"

Mako:

"How fried are we talking with the circuts"

Mako:

"Ah"

Brush:

"sad"

Bubbly:

"oh no..."

Epicsuperbat:

“WINSTON ANKLES, WALTZ AND LOU”

Insider2000:

“Maybe he can get his soundboard working.” /j

Bubbly:

"oh. no?"

Raven:

"I hope he didn't take any permanent damage, he's had it rough enough as it is"

Mako:

"Oh…"

Insider2000:

“Oh yeah…”

Raven:

"...Larry..."

mums:

"Oh god... larry and Chartreuse?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint”

Bubbly:

"oh....."

Janet:

"you've got this"

Insider2000:

“You will get her back for sure!”

Janet:

"!"

Raven:

"She'll be okay. Believe in her."

Bubbly:

"OH"

Prince:

"You can do it."

Mako:

"Wuh huh"

Insider2000:

“Wha-“

Bubbly:

"YOU GOT THIS"

Prince:

"We'll be cheering you on!"

vivi/vince:

“TRUMPET JUMPSCARE”

Mako:

"Ludwig"

Insider2000:

“Bracket announcement?”

mums:

"So regal!"

Raven:

"I don't think that's the phrase, Ludwig"

Mako:

"Shadow the Hedgehog is a-"

Raven:

"Uh oh"

Insider2000:

“Oh!”

mums:

"Wh-Who is 32!!"

Prince:

"Is it you?"

Brush:

"is it gonna be us."

greenshi:

"We need one more guy"

Prince:

"Is it Ludwig."

Raven:

"Who forfeited?"

Epicsuperbat:

“CAN WE VOLUNTEE”

Mako:

"Do we throw ourselves into the trenches with this one?"

greenshi:

"Is it us. We can fight"

Prince:

"Is he entering himself and making a scene of it."

Janet:

"does the end get a bye?"

Prince:

"Oh okay!"

Mako:

"Ah. Time for us to throw hands yet again."

mums:

"is it gonna be. Who could it be"

Raven:

"Time to Kirby mode I guess"

greenshi:

"WE VOLUNTEER"

Bubbly:

"wh"

vivi/vince:

“oh?”

Epicsuperbat:

“We can fight!”

mums:

"WHAT DO WE HEAR"

Prince:

"...is it toj'

Mako:

"Huh?"

chirp:

"Hm?"

greenshi:

"Mmm?"

Insider2000:

“Hmm?”

Bubbly:

"HOLE"

Raven:

"OH NO"

Bubbly:

"BING"

Prince:

"HOLE"

Brush:

"HOLE"

Janet:

"hole!!"

Mako:

"BING HOLE"

mums:

"HOLE"

greenshi:

"HOLE"

Bubbly:

"BING HOLE"

Insider2000:

“OH!?!”

Prince:

"BING HOLE"

ube:

"uh oh"

Epicsuperbat:

“BING@

greenshi:

"BING"

vivi/vince:

“BING HOLE”

J0rt:

"BING HOLE???"

Prince:

"BING COME ON BING"

greenshi:

"OR DANI"

Bubbly:

"LETS FUKCING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Mako:

"THE TECHNIQUE"

Raven:

"PLEASE BE BING"

Bubbly:

"OR DANI"

Raven:

"OR DANI"

Epicsuperbat:

“THE TECHNIQUE “

Janet:

"hole!!"

Prince:

"LET'S FUCKIGN GO"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHHHHHH"

mums:

"WE ALWAYS DO"

Janet:

"bing !"

Snek:

"BING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mako:

"YEAHHHHHHHHH"

Bubbly:

"LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Prince:

"LET'S FUCKING GO"

J0rt:

"BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"

greenshi:

"BING"

Epicsuperbat:

“BING”

Prince:

"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO""

ube:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

Mako:

"BING SWEEP!!!!!"

greenshi:

"BING HOLE"

vivi/vince:

“BINGGGGGG”

Raven:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAA HE SAID THE THIIIIIIIIIIING"

Epicsuperbat:

“wWOOOO

greenshi:

"HES HERE"

Bubbly:

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Prince:

"BING TIME LET'S FUCKING GO"

J0rt:

"BING MY BEST FRIEND BING"

Janet:

"he's
bing"

chirp:

"BING HOLE."

Insider2000:

“WOOOOOO!”

Bubbly:

"BING HOLE."

Mako:

"BING."

mums:

"KEPT US WAITING HUH?"

Epicsuperbat:

“THE TECHNIQUE BABY”

Raven:

"THAT'S OUR REDEEMED FORMER PRISM LIKER"

Epicsuperbat:

“WHITE WOMEN BEWARE”

chirp:

"THATS OUR LOVABLY MEDIOCRE FRATBOY"

Mako:

"TIME TO CPU THIS KERFUFFLE"

Prince:

"kept you waiting huh"

Janet:

"oh no bing and disc"

Wonder:

"heeeeey"

Bubbly:

"yo!!"

mums:

"Hi! Who's got us now?"

ube:

"oh hello!"

Lime:

"hello?"

Terry:

“Wowza”

Insider2000:

"Hello."

Wonder:

"oh hey jokebot"

Raven:

"Oh god, I've given this man an addiction to edible gold"

Prince:

"JOKEBOT"

Terry:

“Ryu from streets, unleash your true street fighter power”

mums:

"That's true Joke Bot! Gonna show us to them now?"

Lime:

"true!"

Prince:

"It's good to see you buddy!"

ube:

"hello jokebot my friend jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“I love you Joke Bot 99”

raine:

"show us more contestants! please jokebot"

Terry:

“We still have to meet my goat, Sweepmaster”

Terry:

“Can’t wait to see him”

Wonder:

"hey jokebot?"

Wonder:

"you mind answering a quick question?"

Terry:

“Mind if I ask you a personal question”

Wonder:

"did ludwig ever consider making teams for the majestic kerfuffle, if it ever took off?"

Bubbly:

"i see!"

Wonder:

"noted, thank you jokebot"

Terry:

“👍”

Lime:

"it's pretty big, it'd be hard to make 32 teams"

Bubbly:

"hewwo???"

Prince:

"hello chat"

Terry:

“Hallo”

Mako:

"Hewwo!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

Wonder:

"we are nelson, and we're spectators"

Lime:

"what's your name?"

Mako:

"Bald hedgehog"

a mouse:

"howdy, howdy!"

Terry:

“I am you”

ube:

"hiiii we're nelson"

Raven:

"Hello! We're the audience!"

mums:

"Hi!"

Mako:

"Whomst've"

Bubbly:

"yee!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are god”

Bubbly:

"something like that"

Mako:

"We kinda just got here"

Wonder:

"nah we kinda just dropped in"

Brush:

"no we snuck in"

Wonder:

"pretty literally, too"

Mako:

"Fell in Hole, you see"

Lime:

"kinda"

Prince:

"we emerged from hole"

Raven:

"We arrived through the Hole with our friends"

ube:

"hole"

a mouse:

"we're riffraff that snuck into the arena by wormhole. this is partially a joke, of course"

Prince:

"What're you a cop?"

Wonder:

"oh"

Prince:

"YEAH BUDDY?"

Mako:

"Oh! Sweepmaster, right?"

Wonder:

"you're sweepmaster, then"

Bubbly:

"UHHUH"

ube:

"SWEEPMASTER!"

Raven:

"We are very small, and have no money, because we are using a ceramic hedgehog as a radio"

Mako:

"I see"

Prince:

"Is it true that you're a vampire?"

Epicsuperbat:

“It’s sweepin time”

Terry:

“ITS SWEEPOCLOCK”

Prince:

"how do you feel about the donkey kong franchise. asking for a friend (me)"

Terry:

“Do you know Thriller”

Prince:

"also thoughts on brooms?"

Lime:

"favourite ice cream?"

Raven:

"These are wildly unrelated questions"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you gay”

Wonder:

"only with nelson, i suppose"

Lime:

"yes"

mums:

"Is there a guy named the Thrillmaster as well or"

Wonder:

"not really...?"

Mako:

"Oh! Report!"

Wonder:

"oh, first match"

Lime:

"no"

ube:

"oh?"

Mako:

"Yeah no really quick match huh"

Raven:

"Oh damn"

Raven:

"HE GOT THE MIDAS TOUCH"

Wonder:

"he shouldn't have kept jumping into light heavy"

Wonder:

"that shit's unsafe on block"

Mako:

"Bro got swept hard, huh"

Epicsuperbat:

“Wow that was fast”

Wonder:

"huh."

Wonder:

"huh."

Prince:

"You've got this sweepmaster"

Mako:

"Really? Felt like it went by quick"

Prince:

"It's Ryuing Time?"

Prince:

"YEAHHHH THAT'S BETTER"

Mako:

"AND THEN HE STREETS ALL OVER THEM??"

Bubbly:

"AND THEN HE STREETS ALL OVER THE OPPONENT"

Insider2000:

"YEAH! I can't wait for him to street all over the place!"

Wonder:

"that sounds dirty..."

Mako:

"PERFECT"

mums:

"I believe ibn you sweepmaster"

Mako:

"See ya!"

mums:

what Is noinim again. i forget

Wonder:

kirby

Wonder:

white kirby

greenshi:

"HI"

Insider2000:

"Yello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

Mako:

"Hiya!"

mums:

"Hello there! Is this Jokebot?"

mums:

"Oh not jokebot"

Wonder:

"man, jokebot was awfully quiet this time around..."

Lime:

"who's this?"

Wonder:

"oh, you're new"

Bubbly:

"nelson jumpscare"

Mako:

"Ah. New?"

Epicsuperbat:

“HEY”

mums:

"Sorry! This paperweight is posessed!"

Brush:

"Finally someone gets our purpose"

Mako:

"Nice to meet you, we're Nelson"

Raven:

"We're the audience, not a paperweight!"

mums:

"We can be both"

Mako:

"You got any mashed potatoes on you?"

Brush:

"we're both"

a mouse:

"i love weighing down paper! it's one of my favorite pastimes!"

Lime:

"were both"

Wonder:

"mmm... i'm gonna guess..."

Wonder:

"neon white?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are many things”

greenshi:

"And who are you friend?"

mums:

"Hello Mayor!"

Bubbly:

"oh!! hello!!"

Mako:

"Oh! Nice to meet you!"

Wonder:

"damn, i'm really rusty..."

Brush:

"hewwo!"

mums:

"Woah, are you an actual mayor? Of what town?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh hi mayor”

Wonder:

"uh, nice to meet you too"

Raven:

"Nice to meet you!"

Mako:

"Sounds quaint!"

Bubbly:

"what a cool name!"

Raven:

"Now I have the Moon Sand jingle in my head"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sounds like a place in spongebob”

greenshi:

"You sound like a lovely mayor! Have you ever been in a Scandal?"

mums:

"Aw, sounds nice. Pretty cool that you're a Mayor and you fight! ALSO. Cn we ask your pronouns?"

Mako:

"Oh wait! Pronouns?"

Wonder:

"was it the island representative?"

Lime:

"is it busy place? Mayor must be a stressful job"

Mako:

"Cool!"

Raven:

"GREENSHI, WHAT--"

greenshi:

"Have You Done Crime"

Epicsuperbat:

“Have you been gay and done crime??”

Brush:

"what's the mafia like in Sandy Moon"

a mouse:

"be nice to her y'all, what the fuck????"

greenshi:

"You're Dodging The Question"

greenshi:

"Okay cool"

Lime:

"it's sounds like a really nice place"

Wonder:

"don't uhh... don't mind all these questions"

Brush:

"our secret"

mums:

"Don't worry Ma'am, we will never tattle"

Epicsuperbat:

“Should do more crime”

Mako:

"Yeah, been there before"

Wonder:

"we're like this all the time"

Mako:

"Unfortunately"

Lime:

"yeah if we're good at one thing it's not sharing information"

Raven:

"Finally, a politician we can trust"

Wonder:

"oh and uh, just outta curiosity..."

Wonder:

"what kinda islanders you got over at sandy moon?"

mums:

"Do you have a first name, or is your name just Pomeranian?"

mums:

"We would love to! Nelson nestled in the sand under an umbrella..."

greenshi:

"It sounds like a great place!"

Mako:

"Osmosising a mocktail…"

Wonder:

"fair enough-"

Mako:

"I see!"

Wonder:

"oh"

Prince:

"ACTUAL FOR REAL ISABELLE?"

J0rt:

"like from animal crossing?"

Raven:

"I hope there's a Museum. I love a good museum!"

mums:

"Woa...."

Brush:

"big fan!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Friend of Nook?”

greenshi:

"Oh just straight up isabelle huh. Neat!"

Wonder:

"in a way"

mums:

"I've heard of your work before! You're an amazing city planner and mor!"

Lime:

"Heard of him"

Raven:

"Mor"

Epicsuperbat:

“I’ve hit him with my car”

Epicsuperbat:

“If that counts”

mums:

"Be Nice To Me"

Mako:

"Rounds! A whole 3 of them!"

greenshi:

"Who are you rooting for this round?"

Raven:

"Our friend Folk is fighting right now, but the other contestant is cool too!"

mums:

"We like Folk too! He's a super cool guy"

Epicsuperbat:

“Folk my beloved”

greenshi:

"Folks our friend!"

Wonder:

"he fights bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything"

Epicsuperbat:

“We go way back”

Lime:

"folk ♥️"

Raven:

"He's from the same place as us! He has a uh....sister, who looks a lot like you"

greenshi:

"I feel like you two would get along, actually"

Wonder:

"fingers crossed"

mums:

"He's a licensed Therapist as well actually. No wait. Does he still have that? Do you need a license for that?"

Wonder:

"he probably still is"

Lime:

"he's a lovely guy"

Wonder:

"i mean, he did talk with you-know-who"

mums:

"Bye Mayor!"

Wonder:

"likewise"

Wonder:

"see ya around"

Raven:

"Take care!"

greenshi:

"Oh okay bye!!"

vivi/vince:

“it was lovely to meet you!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Bye!”

Bubbly:

"good luck!!"

Lime:

"see ya"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

mums:

"Hi! This is Nelson!"

greenshi:

"Hiho"

Wonder:

"yep"

Bubbly:

"who is this??"

Raven:

"Heya!"

greenshi:

"Yeah?"

Wonder:

"just nelson is fine for now"

mums:

"Oh, you already know us?"

greenshi:

"And who are you?"

Prince:

“hi”

Lime:

"Hello hi hello"

mums:

"Nah it was bein' real."

Wonder:

"okay, now you have to be neon white"

J0rt:

"oh nah we're just a bunch of people speakin through this lil hedgehog :3"

Epicsuperbat:

“How dare you insult Joke Bot!!”

mums:

"Basically!"

Raven:

"Glad we don't have to convince you like AA. He's convinced we're a mean prank."

Brush:

"telepathic walkie talkie, yeah"

Wonder:

"...right?"

greenshi:

"Basically"

Wonder:

"GODDAMNIT."

mums:

"Think of it like a Camera/Walkie Talki HI GARY"

greenshi:

"YOU"

Insider2000:

"Oh! Gary!"

Mako:

"Nice to meet you"

Bubbly:

"gary."

Prince:

“Gary!”

mums:

"Hi. It is nice to meet you we are so normal?"

vivi/vince:

“gary!”

Raven:

"Nice to meet you, Gary!"

Prince:

“nice to meet you buddy”

Wonder:

"but yeah, nice to meet you too"

Mako:

"Don't worry Wonder, we'll get to him eventually"

J0rt:

"oh Gary! you wouldn't happen to know anyone named Larry or Barry, would you? or Jerry"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you a snail?”

greenshi:

"Do the names Home, Larry, Barry, or Jerru mean anything to you"

mums:

"Jerru"

J0rt:

"oh yeah very important question Gary what's your last name"

Raven:

"Jerru"

Wonder:

"i just need to work on my guessing skills... it's been over a year since last time..."

vivi/vince:

“jerru”

Brush:

"Jerru"

greenshi:

"God dammit"

Mako:

"Well with context…"

Raven:

"Home's a surname, to be fair"

mums:

"You're right. Jerry must be burnt at the stake."

greenshi:

"What do you think of that J0hn guy"

Wonder:

"well, what about o'rourke? i'm gonna guess no, but i don't wanna put words in your mouth"

J0rt:

"or just Susan"

Prince:

"we're asking a lot of questions really fast"

mums:

"Sorry for all of the quick questions! Here's some normalish ones. What do you do, mr Gary?"

Wonder:

"fair enough"

mums:

"Like outside of bloodsport"

Epicsuperbat:

“But are you a snail?”

Raven:

"Yeah, he's our friend! We're from the same place"

Bubbly:

"oh!!" interesting!!"

Mako:

"Ah, I see"

Janet:

"oh, hi gary! have you ever broken the speed limit?"

Bubbly:

"its Normal"

Wonder:

"yep"

Brush:

"Yeah!"

Wonder:

"full-on"

vivi/vince:

“just like cabinet man”

greenshi:

"Yeah"

Raven:

"Awesome! Yeah, he did most of his upgrades himself"

J0rt:

"not sure about exact halves, but yeah basically"

Bubbly:

"youre also pronouncing his name correctly!"

Wonder:

"yeah, he could...kinda use your help"

Janet:

"well he didn't cyborg himself, but he fixed all the many many mistakes of the person who did"

greenshi:

"Hes cool we like him"

J0rt:

"oh yeah his circuits got fried in transit :("

J0rt:

"you should help him!!"

greenshi:

"Yeah!"

Janet:

"he's having a bad day after a bad few months :c"

Mako:

"OH?"

greenshi:

"AH"

Wonder:

"OH"

Bubbly:

"Oh!"

Insider2000:

"OH!"

Epicsuperbat:

“OH”

Raven:

"He might be a bit antsy, it's not his fault. He--OH"

Prince:

"huh!"

Wonder:

"shit, really?"

J0rt:

"are you married by any chance?"

Prince:

"that's neat"

Bubbly:

"we also know someone with that last name! what a coinky-dink"

Janet:

"oh! we've met an o'rourke before where we came from, she was nice"

Janet:

"very fair"

Epicsuperbat:

“Valid “

Raven:

"We have an O'Rourke back where we're from too! She's an archeologist."

Brush:

"we are such a nosy paperweight"

Wonder:

"i'm sure you've got your secrets..."

greenshi:

"Do you, by any chance, have a daughter?"

Wonder:

"i dunno if i wanna ask... seems a little intrusive..."

greenshi:

"Yeah you dont gotta answer that, actually"

greenshi:

"Sorry I'm just. Curious"

Janet:

"we are literally the public eye, in a sense"

Epicsuperbat:

“You just seem like you’d be a great dad”

Wonder:

"we did fall out of a hole and we're not exactly from around here, so pardon our curiosity"

J0rt:

"you look a lot like someone we know and we're trying to see if there are similarities between you, sorry if we're being invasive!"

Bubbly:

"we did come from Hole"

Janet:

"though we mostly don't see stuff, we read what people say to us"

Raven:

"But yeah, J0hn's got a lot going on past and present, so if he seems off please don't hold it against him. When we all got stranded here, he...got separated from someone."

Janet:

"have you ever met sans? he's a universal constant so maybe you know him"

Wonder:

"oh!"

Wonder:

"congrats, dude!"

Insider2000:

"Congrats!"

Mako:

"Congrats!"

J0rt:

"oh, congratulations!!"

greenshi:

"Congrats!"

Janet:

"oh! congrats, you'll do great!"

Bubbly:

"congrats!"

Brush:

"Congrats!"

Epicsuperbat:

“CONGRATS”

Raven:

"Congratulations! May the delivery be safe and joyous"

Wonder:

"yeah, man. you're gonna do great."

Wonder:

"good luck with the fight"

Bubbly:

"good luck!!"

greenshi:

"Good luck out there!"

Mako:

"Good luck!"

Raven:

"Break a proverbial leg!"

Janet:

"glhf!"

Wonder:

"be sure to talk to j0hn after"

greenshi:

"Salsa!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WE CAN FINALLY EAT”

Raven:

"💃"

Wonder:

"see ya"

greenshi:

"Byeee!"

Wonder:

"yo"

Raven:

"Hello!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

Wonder:

"hi jokebot"

ube:

"oh hey jokebot!"

mums:

"Hi there jokester"

Bubbly:

"of course"

a mouse:

"always!"

Raven:

"Sure thing, buddy!"

greenshi:

"Yes please"

Epicsuperbat:

“ABSOLUTELY “

Brush:

"more than anything"

Wonder:

"i was gonna ask"

Insider2000:

"Always."

Bubbly:

"uhhhh idk, why?"

greenshi:

"Why?"

mums:

"Why, I don't know!"

Mako:

"Cause they wanted to"

Wonder:

"is there a road?"

Brush:

"classic!"

greenshi:

"HAH"

Bubbly:

"LMAAOOOOOOOO"

J0rt:

"HA"

Mako:

"HA"

greenshi:

"HAHAH"

ube:

"HA"

Raven:

"Haha! Because chickens are silly!"

Janet:

"wonderful joke"

Epicsuperbat:

“Chickens are great”

Mako:

"Report!"

Wonder:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Brush:

"THE POWER OF MY BOY"

Insider2000:

"NICE!"

Prince:

"W

Janet:

"heck yeah he powered through it!"

Lime:

"wooooooo"

Raven:

"QUEER POWER"

Janet:

"aroace rights!"

J0rt:

"AROACE RIGHTS!!!!!"

Brush:

lou....

Bubbly:

lou.....

greenshi:

lou,,,,,

Janet:

lou......

J0rt:

man..... poor lou.............

Wonder:

yeah, he might have a heart attack

Wonder:

i'm so sorry

J0rt:

WONDER

Mako:

WONDER

Brendle:

I forgor who Lou is

Mako:

Ryan considered making Prism give him a heart attack

Raven:

Poor sucker who had to deliver the car battery to Prism and almost died for it

Wonder: