............I suppose you all felt that, did you not?
🤨 8

for you some time has passed

at least a year

you felt that time....................yes?
👍 9

..............I see......................

i imagine she is planning something.......

be wary

CPUK NCCT4: New Ground

Group ?

the Nelson image

“Guys!!!”

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Mako:

"Hello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“YO”

Prince:

"Hi!"

Bubbly:

"HELLO?"

Mako:

"Who is this again it's been so long"

chirp:

"Heya!"

“Things just got insane all of a sudden!”

Prince:

"YEAH?"

Insider2000:

"Hey!"

“Everything’s shaking, I think there’s an earthquake”

Bubbly:

"OH DEAR"

Mako:

"Wuh oh"

“I….I think the room is fall- AUGh!”

Brush:

"that's not good"

Prince:

"there they go guys"

Mako:

"YOU GOOD??"

“I think the room’s falling apart.”

Prince:

"that's not good"

Bubbly:

"that doesnt seen good."

“Keeps on shaking….”

Epicsuperbat:

“That’s bad”

Brush:

"oh well there's other rooms. probably"

“SHIT! I just almost got hit with some kinda debris?? Or something? I dunno what this thing’s made out of!”

Wonder:

“OH GOD, WHOS TALKING NOW?”

Mako:

"Oh dear!"

Wonder:

“SORRY I JUST WOKE UP, WHATD I MISS?”

Mako:

"Shit's falling apart"

greenshi:

"AA"

Prince:

":"

Danthony!! There’s something happening in the middle of the room! Looks like a portal

Brush:

"we've been so so soo sleepy we don't know any thing"

Brush:

"hole?"

Mako:

"OH DANTH"

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Prince:

"hole?"

Wonder:

“Oh, dream’s probably ending…”

Epicsuperbat:

“HOLE”

greenshi:

"HOLE!"

chirp:

"hole?"

Bubbly:

"HOLE!"

Mako:

"HOLE"

Prince:

"HOLE"

Brendle:

"Hole."

Prince:

"GO IN THE HOLE"

“Uhhhhh, should we- SHIT! It’s pulling us in! Everyone! Grab something!”

“Doesn’t seem like a hole we ought to go into guys!!”

Mako:

"DON'T LET GO OF US"

greenshi:

"Oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck"

Brush:

"but i love hole :("

Wonder:

“Either that or the rubble, twist”

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole ❤️”

“I-it’s pulling really…hard….everyone….hold on!”

Wonder:

“At least…I think you’re twist?”

Brendle:

"WE ARE A HEDGEHOG"

greenshi:

"BAD HOLE BAD HOLE"

“N-NO!!!!”

Brush:

"my best friend hole"

Mako:

"ACK"

NELSON!!!!

END NELSON EVENT

alright that was fun see y’all next year

Brush:

👋

greenshi:

AAAAA

Wonder:

LMAO

Insider2000:

LMAO

Prince:

👋

Bubbly:

ok byebye!

Mako:

Bye!

chirp:

👋

Prince:

good show thank you

Insider2000:

That was a great E3, Bryan.

Mako:

Into the Hole we go!

Brush:

we are going to wake up in the Dark World

greenshi:

CPUK returns after year long hiatus, kills nelson, refuses to elaborate, returns to hiatus

Epicsuperbat:

Hole ❤️

Prince:

thank you for letting us post hole

a mouse:

hole..........

Prince:

wait

Mako:

🕳️

[in all seriousness, this is the prelude for tonight’s show. The rest will come in a bit]

Brendle:

we have. Perished

Bubbly:

hole!

Prince:

hear me out

Brendle:

I'm sure this is build up to something cool but it'd be mad funny if the whole premise of what comes next is "what if Nelson died"

the murder of nelson the hedgehog

Prince:

what if when things Happen everything's like. Slightly Off. Instead of beloved characters like Hackerman J0hn and Ignacious Koopa, we get Internet Expert J0hn4th4n and fucking. Morton Koopa Jr.

Mako:

Tech whiz J0s3ph

Prince:

Laurent the Floridian gentlefellow

greenshi:

my favorite computer character battle characters, Harry the Ohio Guy and Octopus Nelly

Wonder:

oh shit you’re still here!

Wonder:

well… I mean… of course she’s here, this is her home…

Prince:

👋

Brush:

*runs into someone in their own house* oh shit you're still here. < type of thing a robber says

Brush:

or perchance a burglar

Prince:

perchance...

Mako:

A thief, perhaps

Brush:

some sort of rogue

Prince:

hey what's cosmic's classpect

Wonder:

*starts sweating while holding my comically large burlap sack full of money*

Mako:

Of void

Prince:

100% a void player. since void is typically associated with secrets

Mako:

Haven't even read Homestuck, just saw the joke, lmao

greenshi:

Cosmic seems like a Muse of Void to me. The void keeps happening to her so so so much

yes, as a matter of fact, i am still here

Etharia:

glad to see you're doing alright

Snek:

Mood?

Snek:

Im just here

MasterofMemes:

void void void void void

Mako:

Hi cos we just fell into Hole

ah yes the conversation must be quite....interesting....seeing how much more time has passed for you all than it has for myself and the others

hole?

Mako:

Oh? How long has it been for y'all then?

Raven:

I literally never shower in the afternoon, I do it ONE TIME bc of dying my hair and I come back to us falling into a Hole

Snek:

Yeah it's been a hot minute for us and yeah yknow. The hole

a few minutes

Mako:

Hole opened up and sucked us in

Mako:

Oh damn for real?

Snek:

We love the concept of time dilation

Snek:

I think

Mako:

Truly has been the hottest of minutes

i am certain that the nature of this time dilation is related to spectrum in some way, however whatever prism has done seems to be a higher priority for you all at the moment

at the moment i believe that nelson is safe, and by extension, all of you are equally safe.....

for now at least

Moon:

:uh:

MasterofMemes:

MUZZ

Prince:

😨

Moon:

Would like to be forever safe

such an outcome would be preferred for most, i presume

We find Nelson on The Ground.....

THE GROUND HAS BEEN UNLOCKED!

The Ground

......................................

Brendle:

:blurryEyes:

Bubbly:

"..hello?"

Raven:

I roll for Investigation to see if the ground is cold and hard

Prince:

👀

Actually, not! It's a nice sunny day, and you're in the grass

Raven:

FUCK YEAH!

Prince:

i see you've found me tamping down on the soft earth

mums:

Ground!

Natalya:

Its a wonderfully sunny day, and you are a cerramic hedgehog

mums:

Are there bugs in this grass

Brendle:

do hedgehogs eat bugs

chirp:

yeagh

mums:

i think they might

Raven:

Yes they do!

Raven:

Especially grubs

Prince:

👋 welcome to the ground btw

mums:

Roll to find grubs

Wonder:

oh, this is a text adventure now...

Mako:

OH SHIT I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS

Wonder:

okay, what's around the field?

Bubbly:

A

J0rt:

A

mums:

A

Brush:

A

Prince:

A

Brendle:

A

Mako:

A

mums:

or this could be like a canoe mini game and we need to go like A B A B A B

Epicsuperbat:

A

Pressing A does nothing at all, but it makes you feel accomplished kinda

Brush:

trying so hard to view the helix fossil

raine:

A

Natalya:

Can we hear anything?

Bubbly:

"HELLO??? CAN ANYONE HEAR US??"

Wonder:

okay, so we need to try B then... /j

Prince:

"MODS HELP"

Mako:

"CODS HELP"

Epicsuperbat:

“Please help us”

J0rt:

"HEWWO????"

Brendle:

"did we at least get an achievement for pressing A a lot"

the Nelson image

Bubbly:

"HELLO?"

mums:

"HELLO?"

Lime:

"is this dirt or like. Concrete"

Mako:

"HELLO??"

Natalya:

"hello?"

chirp:

"Hello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“FRIEND”

Not On The Ground Anymore

Lime:

"hello?"

Bubbly:

"OFF THE GROUND"

Brendle:

"YO WE'RE NOT ON THE GROUND"

Mako:

"Whomst've?"

mums:

"Now throw us directly in the air!"

Brendle:

"SKY???"

UNIDENTIFIED BEING DETECTED

J0rt:

"hiiiii whom are we squeaking to"

Brendle:

"oh dear"

J0rt:

"uh"

Mako:

"Huh"

Prince:

"uh"

Bubbly:

"um"

mums:

"Oh my favorite kind of being"

Insider2000:

"Machi?"

STATE NAME AND PURPOSE

Epicsuperbat:

“Bus?”

Prince:

"Nelson"

J0rt:

"Nelson"

mums:

"Hi, this is nelson."

Prince:

"Purpose is to be a funny guy"

Wonder:

"we are nelson, and we are here to beat the shit out of prism"

Wonder:

"i think"

mums:

"We are here to talk and be a nuscience."

Lime:

"Nelson, Nelson"

J0rt:

"we're just. a litle hedgehog"

chirp:

"Nelson! we're a paperweight."

Mako:

"Nelson, we say things and eat mashed potatoes I guess"

ITEM NAME LOGGED: NELSON

raine:

"Nelson!"

Aegis:

"we just say things, mostly"

Brendle:

"item? rude"

Raven:

"We're Nelson, the audience! We fell through a hole and are lost."

mums:

"No pretty accurate"

RUNNING STANDARD ROUTINES

mums:

"Please don't disect us"

Lime:

"purpose is interdimensional communication ig"

ROUTINE NUMBER 1: REPORT TO ADMINISTRATOR

Mako:

"Now state your name"

Bubbly:

"um."

Prince:

"um."

Brendle:

"could you do us a favor and toss us really hard into the sky? also don't do that"

Prince:

"iggy?"

mums:

"Ah fuck the administrator. We're in tf2 /j"

Mako:

"That doesn't sound good"

Brendle:

"i don't trust this At All"

ROUTINE NUMBER 2: [RUNNING AS SUBROUTINE] ESTABLISH RAPPORT BY STATING NAME

mums:

"yes! We would love to know your name."

Brendle:

"watch these folks be really chill and also awesome. then we'll be sorry for being so rude"

GREETINGS [NELSON] MY NAME IS JOKEBOT V99.0.0.1.0.2.1.00.01.94123.1

mums:

"Jokebot..."

Mako:

"Uh"

Bubbly:

"huh."

Prince:

"new blorbo just dropped"

Epicsuperbat:

“Tell a joke”

Mako:

"Tell a joke"

COMMONLY REFERRED TO AS JOKEBOT 99

Raven:

"Oh fuck yeah, I love jokes!"

mums:

"That is a Lot of versions. How many jokebots have there been?"

chirp:

"huh. hi jokebot."

Insider2000:

"Hiya, Jokebot."

Prince:

"Jokebot my beloved"

RUNNING STANDARD ROUTINE 3: JOKE

Lime:

"I hope someone with power over timelines or dimensions or can help us out if this goes bad"

mums:

"Oh boy lay it on us chief!"

Brush:

"oh fuck yeah i love joke. bot"

Epicsuperbat:

“Joke!”

Prince:

"I have known you for like ten minutes. and i would kill for you."

Brendle:

"dammit this guy's cool, now i feel bad"

WHAT DID THE FISHING BOAT SAY TO THE LIGHTHOUSE

mums:

"What?"

Brendle:

"hello?"

Bubbly:

"what?"

Wonder:

"it waved?"

Epicsuperbat:

“What”

ANSWER: NOTHING. IT IS A FISHING BOAT

Brendle:

"LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

mums:

"LMAO"

Bubbly:

"LMAO"

Brush:

"LMAOOOO"

Prince:

"LMAO"

Epicsuperbat:

“GENIUS”

chirp:

"delightful."

Insider2000:

"LOL"

HA

HA

Wonder:

"you're gonna go far in the joke business, jokebot"

Mako:

"Yeah! That was a work of Jokebot!"

Bubbly:

"CLAP CLAP CLAP"

HA

mums:

"Jokebot, you're the fuckin best"

J0rt:

"HA!"

Raven:

"YEAAAAAAA JOKEBOT MY BESTIE JOKEBOT"

Prince:

"New blorbo just dropped (/gen)"

Brendle:

" :goodjoke112: "

Epicsuperbat:

“You are hilarious Joke Bot 99”

Mako:

"Jokebot ja naito"

Wonder:

"anyways, where are we? besides a field."

LOADING ADDITIONAL JOKE

WHY WAS SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN

mums:

"Can you tell us anything about the administrator? Potentially in the form of a joke?"

Wonder:

"seven was accused of murder"

Epicsuperbat:

“Why”

Bubbly:

"hmmm. why."

Raven:

"Oh oh I know this one!"

Brush:

"who isn't?"

Brendle:

"seven is a serial killer probably"

Insider2000:

"It's a higher number?"

ANSWER: NUMBERS ARE ABSTRACT CONCEPTS INCAPABLE OF FEELING FEAR, HOWEVER IN THE HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION IN WHICH THEY COULD IT WOULD BE DUE TO THE FACT THAT SEVEN ATE NINE

mums:

"Did jokebot 7 kill jokebot 9"

Brendle:

"that doesn't mean seven isn't a serial killer"

Mako:

"YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN"

Brush:

"HAAA"

Bubbly:

"LETS GOOOO"

Wonder:

"hmm..."

Insider2000:

"Outstanding!"

mums:

"KILLIN IT AGAIN CHAMP"

Epicsuperbat:

“HA HA HA HA”

HA

Raven:

"LMAOOOO YOU'RE A GENIUS"

Wonder:

"random question, but do you happen to recognize the name 'susan'?"

Aegis:

"I like this guy"

Prince:

"oh that's a good question"

NAME "SUSAN" NOT FOUND IN DATABASE

Epicsuperbat:

“Joke Bot 99 you are the funniest being I’ve ever met”

Wonder:

interesting

Mako:

"I see."

Wonder:

"not even an o'rourke?"

Prince:

"do you recognize the name iggy?"

Bubbly:

"could you tell us more about where we are?"

Prince:

"last name koopa?"

Bubbly:

"we cant really see anything"

Raven:

"Thank you, that helps us figure out where we are"

Mako:

"If you don't mind us asking, who is your administrator?"

[IGGY KOOPA] NAME LOCATED WITHIN DATABASE

Bubbly:

"OH"

ube:

"who made u jokebot"

Mako:

"Ah! A hit!"

Insider2000:

"Oh, at least."

Brendle:

"Ayo what're your pronouns"

mums:

"My man Iggy! You know what he's up to?"

Raven:

"Oh thank the Cods, someone familiar confirmed!"

[CREATOR]: UNKNOWN

Lime:

"who administrator here and also what are your pronouns yeah"

[PRONOUNS]: N/A

[GENDER]: N/A

Wonder:

"would you like some?"

Prince:

"sick"

Brendle:

"None Pronouns"

Mako:

"Understood, Jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sick”

Raven:

"Understandable, thank you for answering"

[ADMINISTRATOR]: Ludwig

Lime:

"lets fucking go"

Mako:

"Left joke"

Prince:

"LUDWIG VON KOOPA?"

Bubbly:

"l. ludwig."

Insider2000:

"Ludwig Koopa?"

Mako:

"LUDWIG?????"

Brendle:

"ARE WE IN THE JAPES UNIVERSE"

Mako:

"HUH???????"

chirp:

"LUDWIG? AS IN KOOPA?"

ube:

"HUH"

Mako:

"OF THE VON KOOPA VARIETY???"

"What is that you have there, Jokebot?"

Raven:

"OH SHIT THE MUSIC KOOPA"

Epicsuperbat:

“IS JAPES FINALLY RETURNING”

Mako:

"AH SHIT SCATTER"

mums:

"HELLO?"

Lime:

"this has to be the exact same emotional feeling as being eaten alive /ref"

mums:

"Sir! Sir we need your help!"

ube:

"new person to talk to!"

TRANSFER TO ADMINISTRATOR: INITIATING

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Mako:

"Hi? Is this Ludwig?"

Bubbly:

"HELLO?'

Brendle:

"DIE"

"What on earth is this?"

Lime:

"hello?"

Prince:

"Nelson :)"

mums:

"Greetings, your majesty!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

chirp:

"Hello! We're nelson."

Natalya:

"Hello? this is Nelson"

Wonder:

"okay, so... we'll try to make this quick"

"Gracious! It speaks!"

Mako:

"Nice to meet you, we're a ceramic hedgehog!"

mums:

"Oh we speak a LOT"

Lime:

"its nelson?"

Raven:

"Hello! We're Nelson, and we think we fell through a portal into a different reality!"

Wonder:

"we are nelson, we're a collective of voices in a ceramic hedgehog"

Brendle:

"oh boy we're for sure giving this dude sensory overload"

Brush:

"hi we're on an adventure"

Mako:

"Also the emissary of a god but don't worry about that"

Wonder:

"and yeah, we're...probably not from around here"

mums:

"Sir Ludwig, do you know how Iggy Koopa is doing?"

Mako:

"You got any mashed potatoes?"

ube:

"who are we speaking to? we cant exactly see"

Wonder:

"though, if we're here, that means there's a discord jack somewhere"

Lime:

"potatoes..."

"Ha ha! Jokebot, where on earth did you find this odd beast?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Mashed potatoes sounds great right now “

Wonder:

"the ground"

Bubbly:

"we fell from Hole!"

ORIGNAL LOCATION OF NELSON: [GROUND]

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

Aegis:

"Hole"

Raven:

"I wonder if this reality's Discord Jack is from the desert or something instead of the tundra"

ube:

"hole"

Brendle:

"Hole"

"Hmm so you fell...from a hole....onto the ground...."

Wonder:

"an interdimensional portal, yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yes, hole”

Wonder:

"i think"

Lime:

"out of a dream, into a hole, onto the ground"

"There are so many voices within this.....is this housing multiple souls or something to such an extent?"

Mako:

"And I have the sneaking suspicion we're not in Florida anymore /ref"

Wonder:

"...you could say that"

Bubbly:

"something like that"

Natalya:

"that works as an explanation"

Lime:

"have you ever been in a group chat"

ube:

"close enough"

Raven:

"The room we were in got singularity'd unfortunately"

chirp:

"In a sense."

mums:

"We're sort of like a phone?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Think of it like a radio”

Brendle:

"man the fact that you're following so easily when there's an obscene amount of Bullshit being thrown at you is kinda commendable"

Mako:

"Imagine a discord server"

Wonder:

"well, ludwig is a god"

Wonder:

"...you're a god, right?"

Mako:

"Oh true he would be huh"

Brendle:

"like boy howdy I'd probably throw Nelson into a hole myself if I was hearing This Shit"

mums:

"Just assuming cuz Iggy was. I assume it's a pantheon of funny turtles"

"A god? A flattering description, however I am but a humble Koopa"

Mako:

"Wait is this even still Florida?"

Wonder:

"huh"

Mako:

"What if we're in like. Ohio or some shit"

Epicsuperbat:

“Please do not throw us into another hole”

Brendle:

"I hope its New York"

mums:

"Are we in Bowsers Kingdom?"

vivi/vince:

“i also hope it’s new york”

"Ignacious? A God?? What on- You have been acquainted with my brother?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Does England exist”

Lime:

"maybe it was just a big distance and also were no longer in a dream"

Prince:

"I hope it isn't New York they've got so much shit going on there"

Wonder:

"in a sense"

Raven:

"A version of him, yes"

Wonder:

"is he a god?"

Mako:

"Somewhat? This might be another dimension so not him him, but another him"

raine:

"kinda yeah"

Lime:

"another him..."

Prince:

"I have a parasocial relationship with Ignacious Koopa :THEZUKI: "

Natalya:

"Do you happen to know a larry of some kind? Perhaps a home? there is a good chance he might understand our situation a bit better"

Epicsuperbat:

“Have you heard of the multiverse?”

Mako:

"Have you heard of the Cods?"

vivi/vince:

“do you happen to know any rats”

chirp:

"Not Larry koopa, to clarify,"

Lime:

"tbh finding a crimson will be the best chance at an explaination"

Raven:

"A version of him runs a bloodsports tournament we're all fans of, and the Nelson lets us communicate with y'all"

Lime:

"even if theyll be really annoying about it"

"Ha ha! Gracious, you all speak of the tallest of tales! However, I suppose I've met my fair share of strange patrons recently, so I suppose this is simply how this week is going!"

mums:

"Really? What kind of patrons?"

J0rt:

"patrons, you say?"

Mako:

"Oh?"

Mako:

"Patrons of what, exactly?"

chirp:

"Hmm?"

"Well, you see. I've been organizing a collection of fighters to partake in a fighting tournament."

mums:

"YEAH MAN?"

Mako:

"AH HERE IT IS"

Bubbly:

“I see.”

Insider2000:

"Oh?"

vivi/vince:

“oh!?”

Prince:

"YEAH MAN?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh good”

mums:

"What's it called?"

Prince:

"TELL US MORE"

Mako:

"THE CYCLE CONTINUES"

Raven:

"CPUK....2!!!!"

"And while I do not believe there is enough spaces available to fit all of you, I don't suppose you all would be interested in spectating, would you?"

Wonder:

"we do have a camera"

Mako:

"Not at all!"

Natalya:

"We'd love to"

Wonder:

"you just need to plug us in"

chirp:

"Oh we'd Love to."

raine:

"spectate mode activated"

Epicsuperbat:

“We can fight as one”

"Splendid!"

Raven:

"ABSOLUTELY!"

Brendle:

"I'll throw hands"

Epicsuperbat:

“We did it before”

Lime:

"i ❤️ watching bloodsports"

Brendle:

"But i guess I could watch. If you insist..."

ube:

"i dont think we can fight. we are a ceramic hedgehog"

"In which case......"

"Welcome to the Majestic Kerfuffle!"

Majestic Kerfuffle

mums:

"Ooooo, I like the Name!"

Mako:

"Ooh! Fancy name!"

vivi/vince:

“YIPPEE”

Lime:

"AUGH"

raine:

"oh sounds lovely"

Epicsuperbat:

“We’ve fought before”

chirp:

"Fancy!"

Raven:

"MAJESTIC"

Hold on

Insider2000:

"How majestic."

ube:

"we have?"

Mako:

We did once as a Kirby

mums:

"We've been used as a weapon before I think"

ube:

oh yeah.\

Lime:

*holds*

Brendle:

"Dantoinette threw us into space once, that was fun"

✨𝓣𝓗𝓔 𝓜𝓐𝓙𝓔𝓢𝓣𝓘𝓒 𝓚𝓔𝓡𝓕𝓤𝓕𝓕𝓛𝓔✨

mums:

"Oh man, I'm so excited to watch ludwig! Please put us on a fancy pillow"

Mako:

"Oh right, y'all got Dans here?"

mums:

"WOAH"

Thats more like it

raine:

"YEAHH"

ube:

"ooooo fancy"

Mako:

"OH THAT'S SOME FANCY ASS FONT"

Brendle:

"AWFUL"

Prince:

"MAKE IT MORE ILLEGIBLE"

Raven:

"If a weird red goopy fella signs up he's a pal of ours, he can be mean but it's chill"

Insider2000:

"Pinky up level of fancy."

Epicsuperbat:

“The dans weren’t even from the main dimension so they probably don’t exist here either”

Mako:

"The Vergs…"

Prince:

"Is there a guy named J0hn here. Important question."

"Now, it would appear that you have arrived just in time, we've been short on contestants, but recently we had a number of new contestants arrive! And we have.....almost enough!"

Mako:

"What's the current bracket looking like?"

Brendle:

"Drop the bracket within the next ten minutes or we will set your abode on fire"

Prince:

"we won't do that"

mums:

"Huh? Almost?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are willing to fight as Nelson”

Lime:

"do you think everyone else in the room also got portaled with us?"

Raven:

"BRENDLE NO"

Mako:

"Okay maybe let's not do that"

Brendle:

"I'll do it"

Kyra:

"how many more do you need?"

Mako:

"Brendle please"

Lime:

"so maybe there'll be some familiar faces!"

Prince:

"put me in coach i can handle a kerfuffle"

mums:

"We don't even have hands"

Mako:

"Do not threaten the funny koopaling"

J0rt:

"we can fight!!! we've done it before!"

"The bracket it still under construction, seeing how the contestants are still contested....hah! That was a nice play on words, wouldn't you agree, Jokebot?"

HA

"Jokebot agrees!"

raine:

"good one!"

Raven:

"AYYYYY"

Brush:

"ha!"

J0rt:

"can you tell jokebot i love them"

Mako:

"Ludwig ja naito!"

Lime:

"yay jokebot!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I love joke bot so much”

vivi/vince:

“jokebot we love you”

Wonder:

"so, are we in any particular U.S. state?"

Wonder:

"i'm guessing we're not in florida, so..."

Lime:

"or a different country?"

Brendle:

"Jokebot is my best friend now. Sorry, I don't make the rules"

Wonder:

"or a different country, yeah"

Lime:

"ludwig canadian moment?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Does England exist?”

Mako:

"Oh cod what if we're British now"

vivi/vince:

“i hope we’re not in britain”

Brush:

"are we even on a planet? we know there's grass but that doesn't say much"

Mako:

"I can't hear you so I'm imagining you with a British accent"

Mako:

"Please tell me I'm wrong /lh"

"As much as I wish to learn so much about you all, I must get to creating the bracket that you wish to see so dearly, so I will have Jokebot escort you to all of our other contestants! After all, they are quite the colorful cast!"

mums:

"Okayt hank you!"

Brush:

"yippee!"

Wonder:

"you have no idea"

Bubbly:

"wahoo!!"

Brendle:

"Yayyyyyy"

Mako:

"How colorful, exactly?"

J0rt:

"yaaaay!"

raine:

"yayyyyy"

vivi/vince:

“colorful, you say?”

chirp:

"Alright, thanks!"

Raven:

"Last I checked Ludwig is German--okay byeeeee!"

"Au revoir!"

Lime:

"ya yippee clapping playing etc"

Natalya:

"Oooh fun"

J0rt:

"FRENCH?"

ube:

"french?"

Epicsuperbat:

“I will find out if England exists”

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Prince:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Mako:

"Hi!"

ube:

"!"

Natalya:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hello”

Lime:

"hiya!"

Raven:

"Hello!"

raine:

"heya!"

J0rt:

"omg hiiii who are we squeaking to"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Brendle:

"Whomst"

CURRENT OBJECTIVE: DIRECT [NELSON] TO OTHER CONTESTANTS

Brush:

"jokebot my man"

Wonder:

"oh hey, jokebot"

J0rt:

"oh hi jokebot!"

Bubbly:

"jokebot!"

Brendle:

"LETS GOOOOOO"

Brush:

"my best friend"

Lime:

"oh nice its jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOKE BOT I LOVE YOU”

Mako:

"Take us away, jokebot!"

Raven:

"Thank you Jokebot!"

raine:

"jokebot whats good friend"

Prince:

"LOVE JOKEBOT"

CALCULATING BEST CONTESTANT TO INTRODUCE FIRST

ube:

"hi jokebot :]"

mums:

"Let's meet our new best friends!"

mums:

"Uhhh who is... the Second funniest. Bc ur the funniest"

Wonder:

"if you see a white woman who always smiles, don't pass us to her"

J0rt:

.....hey if we meet any of the main cpuk cast here are they gonna remember us

CALCULATION COMPLETE: CHOOSING NEAREST CONTESTANT

Terry:

“Me”

Mako:

"I wonder if the teams are any different"

Raven:

"The one least likely to smash ceramics"

mums:

"Oh that works too"

Brendle:

"I worry that none of us are going to be Normal about this"

Mako:

"What if the teams all started with a different letter"

vivi/vince:

“have we ever been normal ever”

J0rt:

"im never normal <3"

Epicsuperbat:

“When are we ever”

HELLO CONTESTANT NO. 30! OBJECT IN HAND: [NELSON]
ROLE: [AUDIENCE]
INTRODUCE YOURSELF

Mako:

"I'm already not feeling normal about this"

Raven:

"Of course not, Normal is in Gaiden"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Brush:

"hi hi hewwo"

Wonder:

"...hello?"

Terry:

Nel

Prince:

"nel"

Bubbly:

"hello??"

"Hey there everybody!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Mako:

"Hewwo?"

ube:

"nel"

mums:

"hello! This is Nelson speaking"

Aegis:

"Neil"

Brendle:

"Whomst"

Prince:

"RYU?"

J0rt:

"hi who are we squeaking to!!!"

Prince:

"FROM STREETS?"

Wonder:

"...who's this?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Raven:

"Hello, we are the audience!"

a mouse:

"to whom are we squeaking to?"

"This is Ryu!"

Brush:

"identify thyself"

vivi/vince:

“RYU?”

Terry:

“STREETS”

Bubbly:

"FROM STREETS"

"From Streets!"

Prince:

"NO"

Wonder:

"FROM STREETS?!"

Brendle:

"NOOOOOOO"

mums:

"FROM STREETS?"

J0rt:

"FROM STREETS!"

Brush:

"FROM STREETS"

Prince:

"NO NO NO NO NO"

Mako:

"FROM STREETS???"

vivi/vince:

“FROM STREETS”

Raven:

"HOLY SHIT"

ube:

"FROM STREETS"

Epicsuperbat:

“YOOOO”

Terry:

“LUKE’S FRIEND”

raine:

"FROM STREETS NO WAY"

mums:

"IM SUCH A BIG FAN"

a mouse:

"tell us, ryu! what are your favorite things?"

Raven:

"WOWIE"

Mako:

"PRINCE YOU DID IT AGAIN"

Prince:

"I'M SORRY"

mums:

"Are you going to be in street figther 6?"

"Well did you know already?"

chirp:

"Oh im so glad to meet you mr. from streets"

Insider2000:

"RYU REAL?"

Prince:

"IT KEEPS HAPPENING"

Mako:

"Yep!"

"Because my favorite things are...."

J0rt:

"prince apollo wants you SO bad"

Mako:

"More or less…"

Prince:

what if neon white is here

"Jumping into light fierce"

"Stale Bread"

Brendle:

"This is the greatest moment of my life"

mums:

"SAY THE LINE RYU"

vivi/vince:

what if neon white is here

Terry:

“HIS ICONIC THINGS HE LIKES AS A SHOTO YEAH”

a mouse:

"i'm feverishly taking notes this is important information"

J0rt:

"water without any ice, perhaps?"

Raven:

"God, he's so relatable"

Bubbly:

"aaaaaaand dirt?"

Prince:

"how do you feel about family guy"

vivi/vince:

“have you ever played a game called neon white”

"Water Without any- Neon White?"

Brush:

"and dirt :]"

Mako:

"Bro I'm already laughing so hard I'm running out of breath"

Lime:

"or maybe Matte Black or smthn"

Epicsuperbat:

“Ever eat a house?”

"That's odd you would bring up that name! I wasn't aware he was from a game! He's in this tournament as well"

Prince:

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE"

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Brendle:

"SORRY???"

Mako:

"Oh damn for real?"

IM GOING TO SCREAM FROM HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS CALLED THAT

Prince:

I CAN'T EVER MAKE A JOKE AROUND HERE

chirp:

"i see."

vivi/vince:

“OH SHITT”

Terry:

“WHAT”

Raven:

"THE Neon White?!"

ube:

"OH SHIT"

Terry:

“MR. WHITE”

Raven:

"LIKE WALTER?!"

Wonder:

"IS NEON VIOLET HERE TOO?"

Lime:

"after being fancast as like 4 different characters Jonah Scott is finally here"

mums:

hes a joker isnt he

STOP

"Anyway, where was I?"

Wonder:

"I NEED TO KNOW, IS THE BUNNY HERE TOO?"

"Oh right!"

Terry:

“John Egbert steps in”

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand dirt!"

mums:

"YAAAY"

Bubbly:

"YEAAAHHHH"

Brush:

"AND DIRT"

Terry:

“YEAHHHHHH”

a mouse:

"yaaaaaaay"

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAH"

raine:

"DIRT!"

ube:

"YAY DIRT"

Mako:

"He said the thing!"

Terry:

“THE THING ALL SHOTOS LIKE”

Brendle:

"WHERE CAN WE SEE YOU"

Raven:

"I also like Dirt!"

"See you in the Majestic Kerfuffle everybody!"

Bubbly:

"WOOOOOOO"

Prince:

"See you!"

mums:

"WOOO:

Terry:

“BYE RYU”

Aegis:

"Personally I like eating rocks"

END NELSON EVENT

Prince:

please say he's base ryu

Prince:

please

I'm actually infuriated

Of course he's base Ryu

chirp:

to be fair ryan if neon whites here of course thats a joker

Yeah, the only weird thing about it is that there's one skin that works best for Neon White

And You'll Never Guess Which Skin That Is

So Thats Gonna Be Fun

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Bubbly:

"hewwo?"

Brendle:

"whomst"

TRANSPORTING TO NEXT CONTESTANT

Brush:

"hewwo!"

vivi/vince:

“erm hi”

Prince:

"hey question"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Wonder:

"oh, jokebot"

J0rt:

"hi jokebot <3"

Brush:

"let's go baby love the jokes"

Mako:

"Hi!"

WHILE WE WAIT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE?

ube:

"hi jokebot love you jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOKE BOT PLEASE KISS YOURSELF FOR US”

Raven:

"Korioni works hard, Fuffle artists work harder"

Prince:

"yes please"

raine:

"yesss"

J0rt:

"yes"

Wonder:

"sure thing, buddy"

Mako:

"Sure!"

Bubbly:

"of course"

vivi/vince:

“yes”

ube:

"OF COURSE"

Aegis:

"always"

MY EX-WIFE STILL MISSES ME

chirp:

"Of course."

Prince:

"IS THE GRUNK HERE"

Brendle:

"here it comes"

Wonder:

"is it because she loves you?"

Raven:

"YES"

Mako:

"BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER??"

`BUT I HAVE NEVER BEEN MARRIED SO THIS CONCEPT IS IMPOSSIBLE ON ITS FACE

J0rt:

"BUT HER A"

Bubbly:

"LMAOOOOOOOOOOO"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOO”

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAAHHHH"

Prince:

"LMAO"

Mako:

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

J0rt:

"YEAHHHHHH"

Brush:

"HAHAHAHA"

Raven:

"YESSSSSSSS"

ube:

"SDJKFSKLDF"

vivi/vince:

“good one jokebot”

Aegis:

"BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER- :deadJay: "

raine:

"GOOD ONE!!!"

Mako:

"EVEN FUNNIER"

Brendle:

"JOKEBOT I WILL MARRY YOU"

Mako:

"Wait Jokebot do you know what State we're in?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Joke Bot is the greatest comedian to ever live”

Mako:

"Just wanna make sure"

J0rt:

"jokebot what part of the world are we in :o"

raine:

"jokebot deserves a raise"

Mako:

"Where in the World is Nelson the Hedgehog"

raine:

""pay the bot"

CURRENT STATE: [NOT LOGGED]

Wonder:

"oh goodie..."

Mako:

"Ah, shame"

Brendle:

"Oh dear"

Prince:

"do you know roy fire emblem"

Brendle:

"Mystery"

vivi/vince:

“that’s my favorite state /j”

[ROY FROM FIRE EMBLEM] NOT FOUND IN DATABASES

Wonder:

"well, what country are we in?"

Mako:

"Double shame"

a mouse:

"nice to meet you, [NOT LOADED]!"

Terry:

“Is Sol Badguy here?”

Raven:

"Ohhhh so we're in the Void but like. In the way comic characters are, rather than Cosmic"

J0rt:

"jokebot do you know anyone named Larry"

J0rt:

"please"

Mako:

"Hey y'all got a pantheon of gods? Or cods perhaps?"

J0rt:

"OH JOKEBOT are there any other robots around besides you???"

Prince:

"Jokebot, do you know anyone named J0hn?"

[LARRY] NOT FOUND IN DATABASES

J0rt:

"oh god..."

mums:

"Joke bot, what is the FUNNIEST joke you know?"

Bubbly:

"DAMN"

Raven:

"Is there a person made of red goop here?"

[J0HN] PRESENT IN DATABASES

Epicsuperbat:

“Do you know any Doctors?”

Prince:

"LET'S GO"

Bubbly:

"WHAIT""

J0rt:

"J0HN IS HERE????"

Terry:

“J0HN”

Mako:

"OH?"

Brush:

"J0HN HYPE"

mums:

"HOT DAMN"

J0rt:

"IS HE IN THE TOURNMANT????"

Mako:

"REAL SHIT?"

vivi/vince:

“LETS GOOOOO”

Raven:

"J0HN!! OUR BELOVED"

Mako:

"TAKE US TO HIM"

NEXT CONTESTANT LOCATED

Prince:

"J0HNCHAMP"

Bubbly:

"PLEASE"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

mums:

"greetings! We are Nelson!"

Wonder:

"yo"

Mako:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo"

J0rt:

"hiii whose this"

"The heck is this thing, some kinda paperweight?"

a mouse:

"hello!!"

Brush:

"yeah!"

mums:

"Yeah"

Mako:

"If you want!"

Natalya:

"Nelson!"

Wonder:

"hi dani"

chirp:

"Howdy! Yes!"

vivi/vince:

“basically”

"Whoa! It's makin some noises. Is it....talkin to me?"

Raven:

"We're the audience!"

mums:

"Yes!"

Mako:

"Mhm!"

J0rt:

"hi what's your name :3c"

Wonder:

"indeed we are"

Terry:

“Yeah”

Terry:

“Greetings”

Raven:

"The Nelson is how we can talk to you guys!"

"Ohhhh we got an audience for my big W, huh? Well, be glad my name's only a stage name because you can call me Midas! I'm here to win the trophy and turn it to gold!"

Prince:

"Midas?"

mums:

"Hi Midas!"

[visual ref]

The gold-coloured costume for Captain Falcon in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

vivi/vince:

“hi midas!”

Bubbly:

"hello midas!"

Terry:

“Wowza, gold”

Brush:

"yippee the gold"

J0rt:

"nice to meet you midas!"

Mako:

"Nice to meet ya!"

chirp:

"Hiya!"

Wonder:

"interesting"

Epicsuperbat:

“MIDAS”

mums:

"Hiiii omg hiii"

Wonder:

"well, it's nice to meet you, midas"

mums:

"You're so cool haha"

Prince:

"it's nice to meet you midas!"

raine:

"howdy midas!"

Prince:

"Whatre your pronouns"

a mouse:

"nice to meet you, midas! by any chance are we currently turning to gold or...?"

Prince:

"and also your adjectives"

"Well, good that you get to meet the winner so early"

Brendle:

"Hi there!"

Raven:

"I LOVE THE VIBES, MIDAS"

mums:

"I LOVE the confidence handsome"

Brendle:

"Oh they're arrogant and hubristic, love them, he's doomed to die"

"Oh, nah, it's just a stage name. Can you imagine if I had the curse though? You couldn't even eat a hoagie without getting, like, poisoned or whatever"

Mako:

"Don't say that out loud"

mums:

i fall in love with captain falcons, tis my curse

Epicsuperbat:

“Gloves”

mums:

"Is midas just a stage name?"

Raven:

"Truuuuuue"

Brush:

"fun fact! gold is totally inert :]"

"Yeah, Midas is a stage name!"

chirp:

"dont think gold is. poisonous bud."

Terry:

“Gold is yummy”

Mako:

"Pronouns?"

mums:

"Can we ask your real name?"

Bubbly:

"idk if were on a first name basis yet but....?"

Brush:

"you can eat sososo much gold"

"Well whatever, I'm not eatin' any gold any time soon"

Brush:

"but watch out"

Prince:

"Gold is the breakfast of champions tho"

Raven:

"I mean there's a reason we have edible gold and not edible gold"

"Ya asked for pronouns, sure thing, I go be he/him"

Mako:

"Nice"

mums:

"Thank you sir"

"WAIT THERES EDIBLE GOLD"

Bubbly:

"swag"

Prince:

"Yes"

J0rt:

"sure is!"

mums:

"Yeah man!"

Mako:

"Yeah!"

Terry:

“Lots”

mums:

"It doesnt taste good but tis fancy"

Raven:

"YEAH, FOR BAKING AND STUFF"

Wonder:

"rich people eat it"

vivi/vince:

“all gold is edible if you’re not a coward”

"JOKEBOT! GOOGLE SEARCH THIS RIGHT NOW"

chirp:

"Yep. It tastes like nothing though iirc"

Epicsuperbat:

“I feel like telling him that was a mistake “

ube:

"you can put that shit on anything"

mums:

"YOOO JOKEBOT HAS GOOGLE?"

Bubbly:

"GOOGLE EXISTS IN THIS UNIVERSE"

Prince:

"google :("

Mako:

"I'm sorry WHAT search?"

Edible gold is a particular type of gold authorized by the European Union and the United States as a food additive, under the code E 175. It is used in haute cuisine as part of a trend towards extravagance in meals. It can be employed in foods and beverages such as in cookies decoration, wines or liquors; as sushi garnishment; or over ice cream. There are neither negative effects nor benefits from eating high-carat, food-grade gold since it is biologically inert, and it is usually suitable for use in food since it does not oxidize or corrode in moist air, unlike many other metals.

Epicsuperbat:

“GOOGLE?????”

Brush:

"btw are we like. brown. or are we some other color. this is of vital importance"

Raven:

"Thank you Jokebot!"

"OHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!! BE RIGHT BACK!!!!!!!"

END NELSON EVENT

Just so you all know

This is gonna be a 32 person tournament :)

So I'm gonna say, the characters made here are kind of a grab bag, a lot are original, I did pick a couple from the submission table, and then others may be a secret third thing

But one step at a time

And I'll exhibit context for some of them as they come up

the Nelson image

Prince:

"hi!"

Mako:

"Hello!"

Epicsuperbat:

“HI”

Wonder:

"yo"

vivi/vince:

“hi there”

chirp:

"Heya!"

TRANSPORTING TO NEXT CHALLENGER

Kyra:

"hi"

ube:

"hello!"

a mouse:

"howdy, jokebot!"

Wonder:

"hey, jokebot"

Prince:

"hey! I had a question, if I can ask"

Epicsuperbat:

“Does England Exist???”

Prince:

"Sorry for demanding so much of your time jokebot"

Mako:

"Wait do you think you can take us to that J0hn guy you mentioned?"

Prince:

"but do you know a Danthony?"

CHALLENGER LOCATED: BYPASSING DUE TO LACK OF VERBAL CAPABILITIES

mums:

"No wait go back!"

mums:

"Please tell us what theyre like!"

Wonder:

"what do they look like?"

Raven:

"Oh, can you interpret for them?"

PROFILE FOR AFOREMENTIONED NONVERBAL CHALLENGER: [EXPERIMENT 12965]

mums:

"Oh damn"

a mouse:

"jokebot, describe appearance of bypassed challenger"

chirp:

"Hm."

TRAITS: APPEARS TO BE A REANIMATED CORPSE

mums:

"Uh huh"

Brush:

"A"

vivi/vince:

“oh”

Raven:

"Please--OH NO"

Mako:

"Experimented on by who- OH?"

ube:

"ah"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Raven:

"OUR SON"

mums:

"What kind of reanimated corpse?"

Mako:

"ANY OTHER DEFINING PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES?"

Raven:

"WE'VE ABANDONED OUR BOY"

a mouse:

"jokebot, search for previous data on 'experiment 12965'"

mums:

"Tis Green?"

VISUAL PROFILE OF EXPERIMENT 12965

The zombie costume for Minecraft Steve in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Prince:

"OH SHIT"

mums:

"Yup there he is"

vivi/vince:

“that’s our boy”

Raven:

"WE KNOW HIM!!"

Mako:

"HHHHHHH"

raine:

"no way"

ube:

"OH SHIT"

Epicsuperbat:

“ITS OUR FUCKING BOYYYY”

Wonder:

"well, we think we know him"

Raven:

"THIS IS WHERE PRISM TRAPPED HIM?!"

Wonder:

"we dunno if it's the same zombie we're thinking of"

mums:

"Kid gets killed and reanimted in multiple universes, or hes just Our boy"

Epicsuperbat:

“TELL HIM WE LOVE HIM SO SO SO MUCH”

OTHER FACTS: NUMBER WAS GRANTED TO THEM IN ACCORDANCE TO THEIR ONE PASSION

Brush:

"isekai'd......"

J0rt:

"their one passion?"

Wonder:

"if this one's mute, then it couldn't be our grunk since i do remember him talking in NCCT3"

mums:

"That was in a dream tho"

Wonder:

"fair"

ADDITIONAL FACTS: IDENTITY BEFORE DEATH UNSPECIFIED. EFFORTS TO IDENTIFY MET WITH PARADOXICAL RESULTS

Brush:

"Fun!"

Bubbly:

"i see."

vivi/vince:

“Oh”

Epicsuperbat:

“ITS HIM”

mums:

"Oh damn. Dark pit alive in this universe?"

Raven:

"Does anyone here remember hexidecimal letter stuff from Zero Escape"

Prince:

"Also Jokebot, do you have any data on a 'Danthony'?"

Raven:

"ACKNOWLEDGED"

[DANTHONY] LOCATED IN DATABASE

mums:

"WHAT:

Bubbly:

"YEAH?"

Brush:

"Neat!"

Raven:

"FUCK YES, SOMEONE WHO KNOWS US ALREADY"

mums:

"Hey what if we were In Dani and Danthonys universe|

Wonder:

"OH THANK CHRIST"

chirp:

"Danthony REAL"

mums:

"Wouldnt that be funny"

NEXT CHALLENGER LOCATED

Epicsuperbat:

“IS THIS THE DANS UNIVERSE”

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

mums:

"Hello! We are nelson!"

Natalya:

"Hello, this is nelson. What are your pronouns"

Wonder:

"yo"

"Now what on earth is this?"

Mako:

"HI"

Brush:

"Hewwo!"

J0rt:

"hiii who's this"

Raven:

:AcknowledgeHim:

Bubbly:

"HELLO"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Wonder:

"we are nelson, we're a hivemind"

"Oh!! It speaks!!"

Mako:

"WHO"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

mums:

"INDEED:

"Hello hello there!!"

Wonder:

"what's your name, stranger?"

Raven:

"Hello, we're the audience! The Nelson lets us speak to you!"

Bubbly:

"we are Nelson"

J0rt:

"hello hello to you too!"

"Nelson is your name, well that is wonderful! Would you happen to be the spirit of nature itself?"

mums:

"Uhhh kind of"

Wonder:

"n-no...?"

Brush:

"nope!"

Natalya:

"Not yet"

vivi/vince:

“not quite”

Brush:

"we're just the audience"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are God”

mums:

"One could say we are analagous to that"

chirp:

"Hm. we're something but not that!"

Raven:

"Nope, but we are tied to a being called Spectrum"

Brush:

"normal paperweight!"

mums:

"It'd be a stretch tho"

"Oh.....well I suppose it was quite a wonderous theory of mine"

ube:

"we're just a bunch of guys"

mums:

"What other theorys do you have?"

Bubbly:

"also what is your name??"

J0rt:

"what's your name, friend?"

"Oh I'm not one for theories, it's just guessing! It would be nice to hear from mother earth herself!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Is England a thing here”

Raven:

"I think you can find Viridi on the Reset Bomb Forest battlefield"

"I ought to introduce myself! I consider myself to be the protector of nature and its divine beauty! You can call me Chrysanthemum!"

The pink costume for Meta Knight in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, with a yellow cloak.

Prince:

"ORB"

Brush:

"Neat!"

mums:

"Ohhh youre so beautiful"

Wonder:

"oh that's a very pretty name"

Epicsuperbat:

“ORB”

Mako:

"Ooh, nice to meet you!"

vivi/vince:

“hi chrysanthemum!”

J0rt:

"it's nice to meet you chrysanthemum!!"

Raven:

"Oh hey that was my favorite book as a kid"

Brush:

"orb to orb communication"

Wonder:

"uh... you mind if we call you chrys?"

mums:

"Are you... a flower person? Or just love nature?"

"Thank you very very much!!!!! I fashioned myself off of the beauty of the billions of flowers across the wonderous globe~!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Do you know Poison Ivy?”

"I love nature as a whole, but flowers are simply quite the beautiful gems atop the crown of our great Mother Earth, do you not agree~?"

mums:

"They are indeeg gorgeous!"

Natalya:

"do you have a favorite color? also, pronouns?"

Raven:

"Agreed! I have a bunch of Indian Paintbrushes in my yard"

Wonder:

"i suppose"

chirp:

"I'm fond of daffodils myself."

"My favorite color IS pink~! And I go by they/them!"

Mako:

"Wait! Can't believe we forgot to ask the most important question! Favorite ice cream flavor?"

Bubbly:

"wonderful!!"

"Hold on just a moment........"

Epicsuperbat:

“Nice”

Raven:

"Yay, fellow enby!"

"You......suppose?"

Mako:

"Wuh oh"

"What do you mean you suppose?"

Prince:

"excellent pronouns"

Bubbly:

"uh oh"

vivi/vince:

“oh no”

Bubbly:

"wonder take it back"

"Ohohoho! No need to be fearful, I'm just simply trying to understand here"

Brush:

"i suppose they're simply the best!"

Mako:

"Wonder I think you set them off"

Wonder:

"i mean, i just say things, really..."

Wonder:

"i say 'fair' and 'just' and 'well' a lot"

Mako:

"So the story goes"

"Hmm! Perhaps you ought to put more thought into your words, especially when speaking about the beauty of mother nature!"

Wonder:

"'i suppose' is just another one to add"

Epicsuperbat:

“Is England a thing here?”

Wonder:

"...will keep that in mind"

"Take this back, Jokebot! Do not return it to me until they have found true gratitude towards our wonderful world~!!!!!"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Prince:

"hi jokestie"

Mako:

"Hi Jokebot!"

Prince:

"(joke bestie"

Bubbly:

"where to next?"

a mouse:

"hi jokebot"

J0rt:

"hi jokebot :D"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yay”

TRANSPORTING TO NEXT CHALLENGER

Mako:

"Hey, do you know if Ludwig has a favorite ice cream flavor?"

Raven:

"Dang bro that person was A Lot"

J0rt:

"oh jokebot. do you understand these emoticons :3c"

chirp:

"Heya jokebot"

EMOTICON SCANNING

PROCESSING

Prince:

"How do you feel about :THEZUKI: this one"

PROCESSING

SOME LIL MISCHIEF >:3

Bubbly:

"YAAAYYYY"

Mako:

"AYY"

vivi/vince:

“HEHEHE”

Prince:

"FUCK YEAH"

J0rt:

"YAY >:3c"

Brush:

">:3c"

chirp:

">:3c"

vivi/vince:

“>:3c”

Mako:

">:3c"

ARRIVING AT STADIUM GYM

Prince:

"hey before we depart"

Prince:

"any data on a TRAINER OF JUSTICE"

Wonder:

"ooh, there's a gym here too!"

Raven:

"Oh, time for jocks"

NUMBER OF CURRENT INHABITANTS: 1

Epicsuperbat:

“Gym?”

Bubbly:

"inhabitants?"

Raven:

"Is it a literal gym rat"

PRESENTING [AUDIENCE] TO CHALLENGER

Epicsuperbat:

“Does there name start with Dan?”

END NELSON EVENT

Just a moment, juggling a few things at once

I am fixing up the bracket as we speak. I've been also running a test bracket to get good seeding for this one

You COULD find this bracket if you looked hard enough, but I will politely ask that you don't as to not spoil any surprises

And if you DO find it, I ask you don't share it with anyone else

J0rt:

you got it boss

Bubbly:

nno spoiles!

Epicsuperbat:

I am simply too stupid to do that

Thank youuuuuuu

Wrong thing but

That one was from Jokebot I guess

Who I'm glad you love as much as I do

Snek:

I have arrived what's going on

Snek:

Wait new guys???

Oh Snek you have NO idea

Prince:

what fighter/skin is jokebot btw

Oh I never shared Jokebots skin

One sec

Rob's pink-painted costume from Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Snek:

If there's any guys that are me coded please document em for me

im sure someone will snek!

Worst case I can give a QUICK summary

-Nelson woke up on the ground and was picked up by a Robot made to make Jokes (Jokebot 99)
-Jokebot 99 works for Ludwig Von Koopa who is planning the first Majestic Kerfuffle
-Ryu From Streets is part of the roster
-Along with Chrysanthemum (the Meta Knight in the pic)
-Same with Midas (a Godl Captain Falcon)

If I missed anything, fill it in I'm doin other stuff

Brush:

- zombie

Prince:

Jokebot is the best character in a sea of characters who rule

Mako:

Also we predicted Neon White

Oh yeah theres a zombie

And Neon White

Brendle:

I'm starting to remember why I didn't always participate in the NCCT's, and also why I muted the Kerfuffle channel on Kerfuffle nights. This is,,, a Lot

Epicsuperbat:

You are completely valid, do what you are comfortable with doing. This will still be here to read after

Worst case, y'all who have been documenting this are MVP's (and might have been a good part of what made this one happen)

So thank you

All that said, two things
1) What ESB said, don't feel like you have to get out of your comfort zone
2) I'm sorry about this next one it's Very Stupid

the Nelson image

Prince:

"woagh"

mums:

"HELLO"

Wonder:

"hello?"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Bubbly:

"hewwo?"

Natalya:

"Nelson"

Mako:

"Hi!"

"Ah! Hello, whats this?"

chirp:

"Hiya!"

ube:

"hi!"

Bubbly:

"nelson!"

Epicsuperbat:

“This is Gay”

Wonder:

"just a ceramic hedgehog with a lot of voices"

mums:

"This is Nelson! We are a opaperweight"

"Whoa! It's a rock full of voices, isn't it? I guess this was definitelly worth interrupting my weight training"

Brendle:

"I've been told you're stupid"

Raven:

"We're the audience!"

Brush:

"we're the only weight you need"

Prince:

"how much weight?"

Brendle:

"Demonstrate this to me"

"Speaking of.....you are a paperweight, but I don't know how effective you'd be at building muscle"

J0rt:

"hiiii bestie what's your name :3"

Wonder:

"what's your name, friend?"

Bubbly:

"mmm. who knows"

Brush:

"guess you aren't paper then"

Raven:

"We are ceramic"

Bubbly:

"try it out!"

Epicsuperbat:

“We could fight you”

"Oh, my apologies, you introduced yourself as Nelson, I ought to introduce myself"

"My name is Joe!"

"Joe Lift"

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT:

Bubbly:

"WHAT THE HELL"

Brush:

"joe lift......."

Mako:

"HUH"

vivi/vince:

“OH”

Bubbly:

"YOU GOTTA BE"

mums:

"Joe Lift..."

Epicsuperbat:

“OH FUCK”

Brush:

"i'm your biggest fan"

Brendle:

"THATS SO FUNNY"

Bubbly:

"WHAT THE HELL"

Wonder:

"in...teresting..."

mums:

"Hey Joe! Are you a loving father?"

Snek:

"Ayo like Joe Drift."

ube:

"joe lift......."

Mako:

"HEY WHAT ARE YOU'RE OPINIONS ON BIKES"

Raven:

"INCREDIBLE"

mums:

"Who didn't abandon your kids?"

Wii Fit Trainer's guy version, dressed in green, from Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Brendle:

"I never want to go home"

Mako:

"AND DRIFTING"

mums:

"WOAH:

Mako:

"OH"

mums:

"YOURE REAL TALL"

Prince:

"i love this guy already"

"Bikes? I suppose a Peloton is good for staying fit!"

Prince:

"do you like men"

Raven:

"Oh god a corpo"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay???”

"Do I like men? haha.....oddly personal question"

Brendle:

"I don't think he likes anything but exercise tbh"

I dont like men I LOVE men

And if I dont LOVE men I DONT SWALLOW

"Anyway, what is your story, are you like a bunch of people trapped in a ceramic hedgehog by an evil wizard or....?"

Wonder:

"we're...an audience, i guess"

Mako:

"Long story"

vivi/vince:

“we’re in here for fun”

Brush:

"no we just talk through it. unless we don't?"

"Oh! an audience!"

Wonder:

"definitely not from around here"

mums:

"No! This is more like a communication device:

Epicsuperbat:

“Think of this as like a Radio”

Mako:

"Probably enough to fill a week if you have the time"

Brush:

"we aren't literally inside the paperweight unless it's funny"

ube:

"we're not trapped, dont worry"

"Well as much as I'd love to show off how much I could bench press, I don't think that would be very exciting for you all!"

Raven:

"The Nelson is how we, the audience, can speak to you guys without interrupting too much"

mums:

"Says you! Do it"

Wonder:

"we do have a camera"

Mako:

"Yeah we don't exactly have eyes"

"But I assume you're here for the tournament?"

Wonder:

"just plug us in"

Wonder:

"and... i guess we are"

chirp:

"Yep!"

Mako:

"We're gonna spectate!"

Raven:

"Yes! Best of luck out there!"

mums:

"We wanna watch!"

Mako:

"Just like old times!"

Wonder:

"we have no clue why we're here, but might as well enjoy the tourney"

mums:

"Do you know any other contestants joe?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We’re here to be gay and eat mashed potato”

Brendle:

"Technically we're here because of a hole"

"Awesome! I'm looking forward to taking part! I've been friends with Ludwig for a while, and he's always been excited to start this tournament!"

Raven:

"Aw, yay! Friendship!"

Mako:

"Any idea why he called it the Majestic Kerfuffle?"

"Oh of course, I know the other fighters, we've got a zombie, some weird girl in a hoodie, a couple tree huggers...which I mean affectionately, we have a robot, isn't that right, Jokebot?"
HA
"That one wasn't even a joke, but yeah!"

Wonder:

"hoodie?"

"Why is it called Majestic? I guess that's just how Ludwig likes it!"

Mako:

"Oh, hoodie girl?"

chirp:

"Hoodie?"

Wonder:

"do you know anything about her?"

Brush:

"we love hoodie"

Mako:

"What's her name?"

Raven:

"Please be Brisket GruiltyGear /j"

Brendle:

"Take us to hoodie girl NOW"

Mako:

"Is she single /j"

"Yeah, there's a girl goin around in a hoodie, she's.....quite the character. And then there's the people who came up out of nowhere recently"

Brendle:

"or like. Whenever you want, it's whatever"

mums:

"More holes.."

Prince:

"Mind telling us more?"

Mako:

"… Out of nowhere how…?"

Prince:

"About the people who came up out of nowhere."

Wonder:

"is that character (affectionate) or character (derogatory)?"

Brendle:

"Holes holes holes holes holes holes"

Raven:

"Oh, maybe some of those are our friends! We got teleported here against our will"

mums:

this is so funny. get sucked into another universe. go fight in a tournament just like the one you did before"

Mako:

"Horngus hends the ride never ends"

"So you've got a lot of people to meet! I guess since you all seem to be interested, I'll let you all meet her. And as for affectionate or derogatory....well you'll see....Jokebot, take them to Disc next"

Prince:

"Disc?"

Mako:

"Disc? Oh?"

Brendle:

"Disc...."

Wonder:

"that makes me worried, joe"

Mako:

"Inferno?"

Raven:

"Ord?"

Prince:

"Like the cord?"

Natalya:

"disc?"

ube:

"disc sounds so familiar....."

Brendle:

"DISCO RED KRAKEN?"

"And yeah the people teleported here got here and signed up almost immediately. It was wild. You'll probably meet them too!"

mums:

"Take us away, Joe!"

Wonder:

"we probably will"

Mako:

"I see"

Brendle:

"Nah I don't think disco wears a hoodie :("

mums:

"LMAO just like them"

Raven:

"HELL YEAH"

"Anyway, I gotta get some more reps in! Jokebot, you cna take it from here!"

Wonder:

"some more than others..."

mums:

"Bye Joe!"

END NELSON EVENT

So

ooc

since Disc has been brought up

I should explain

Remember when I said a few weeks ago I was writing a story with some CPUK characters?

If you didn't, you got all the context lmao

This is a character from that story

And that character is kinda a reused version of an OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OC

That would do a lot to inspire Disco

all this to say that idk how important she'll be but I figured I'd put her in here since I've been playing around with her

And there is some art of her that I might share later but

chirp:

as an iggylocke watcher. Is disc. yknow.

ube:

didnt you use the name disc in iggylocke or am i hallucinating

I DID use the name Disc in Iggylocke, great memory!

Because even before Iggylocke, Disc was meant to be a character in a fic I was writing that was basically rewriting a Nuzlocke playthrough

This is all getting into OC backstory, but all this to say that if the name seems familiar thats why

Wonder:

...is she a pokémon trainer?

No, actually

:nelson:

fuck

you know what im leaving it

we die like kings

typos are eternal

gotta capitalize the N

the Nelson image

mums:

"Hello! We are Nelson! or is this my man jokebot"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Brush:

"hewwo!!!"

Wonder:

"you must be disc"

TRANSPORTING TO [DISC]

Epicsuperbat:

“Heweo”

Prince:

"Hey!"

mums:

"Yeahhh hey jokebot"

Wonder:

"oh. nevermind."

Raven:

"DISC TIME"

Brush:

"on our way!"

vivi/vince:

“hi?”

Prince:

"jokebot. my friend."

FREE TIME HAS BEEN FOUND

Mako:

"Disc Infern"

ube:

"hi jokebot <333"

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE?

Wonder:

"so, what's the story on disc?"

mums:

"Our vision is limited, like a moles"

Wonder:

"sure"

Mako:

"Sure!"

Prince:

"have you heard of a 'Trainer of Justice' before?"

Epicsuperbat:

“I wish we could kiss you Joke Bot”

chirp:

"Of course."

Prince:

"oh yeah joke first"

WHAT DID THE ROBOT SAY TO THE CENTIPEDE?

mums:

"What?"

Prince:

"strange questions about the status of beloved blorbos later"

Wonder:

"centipedes can't talk"

Epicsuperbat:

“Happy Pridemonth”

Mako:

"You are a centipede"

Lime:

"that doesn't matter you can still talk to the centpede"

Raven:

"That's a lot of legs"

Wonder:

"well, yeah, i'm just trying to guess the punchline"

STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE

Bubbly:

"DAMN"

EXPLANATION: THE ROBOT AINT GOT NO ARMS

Wonder:

"????"

vivi/vince:

“mean to centipede”

Raven:

"LMAO???? HOLY SHIT DUDE"

Mako:

"SHIT, FORGOT WHERE THAT'S FROM"

EXPLANATION V2: REFERENCE TO ONLINE MEDIA CONTENT

vivi/vince:

“oh that’s why”

Mako:

"HOW COULD I FORGET"

EXPLANATION V3: [Klay World: Klay Kamping] UPLOADED BY [Robert Benfer]

Wonder:

"FUUUUUUUUUCK, THAT TAKES ME BACK..."

Raven:

"Uncomfortable number of Ks but funny"

Wonder:

"though, i've always been more of a pancake mines kid"

NEXT CONTESTANT FOUND. MATCH TO [DISC]: NEGATIVE. ENGAGING NONETHELESS FOR OPTIMAL EFFICIENCY

Raven:

"That's fair!"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo “

Mako:

"Hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Wonder:

"yo"

J0rt:

"hi who's this :D"

vivi/vince:

“sup”

"Why hello there, are you the audience, I've been told?"

Mako:

"We… have arrived!"

Lime:

"hewwo?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Is England a thing here?”

Wonder:

"that's us"

chirp:

"Hey there!"

Brush:

"ya!"

Raven:

"Hello! We're the audience, speaking to you via Nelson!"

Mako:

"Indeedy!"

ube:

"hiiii"

Lime:

"yeah we're audience"

"Oh! Oh my goodness, I was right! What an exciting whirlwind!"

mums:

"Yello"

mums:

"Huh? Huh?"

Wonder:

"you a detective? /hj"

"You are all quite the energetic bunch, aren't you?"

Brush:

"ya"

Prince:

"yea"

Lime:

"who re you then?"

Bubbly:

"we are. so normal right now."

Mako:

"A bit!"

Prince:

"what's your name"

J0rt:

"may i inquire your name, friend?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you British?”

Mako:

"Whomst are you?"

"Well you ought to know me! I'm your grandma!"

"Grandma Snazzy!"

Brush:

"hi granny!"

Raven:

"OH MY GOSH"

mums:

"Y. You are?"

Wonder:

"...our lesbian grandma?"

Raven:

"GRANMA"

Mako:

"Oh! Nice to meet you!"

Epicsuperbat:

“My grandma is dead”

Mako:

"Oh"

Prince:

"our other lesbian grandma"

J0rt:

"Hi grandma!!"

Raven:

"Listen so are both of mine but I'm excited to have one again"

NOT YLG I HAVE NEVER CAUGHT WIND OF THAT

Bubbly:

"hi granma!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you a ghost?”

Raven:

"Let me have this /j /lh"

"Well hello there! It looks like Jokebot came at just the right time! You'll never guess what I just made!"

Wonder:

"is it cookies?"

"Ohoho!! You're a clever one!"

Prince:

"'what did you cook"

"That's right! A batch of fresh cookies!"

Brush:

"YEAH COOKIES"

Prince:

"sorry for being so blunt btw"

Bubbly:

"YAAAYYY"

Wonder:

"i uhh...have been told, thank you"

[visual reference]

Daisy in light blue, white, and purple dress, from Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

vivi/vince:

“i love cookies”

Prince:

"i am juggling several curses at once and i don't wanat to be too rude"

Mako:

"Oh, nice!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I wouldn’t trust cookies from a cpuk character “

Wonder:

"hey, you wouldn't happen to have made these cookies with another lady, right?"

Raven:

"I'm so happy rn aaaaaaaaa"

Mako:

"What's in these cookies anyways?"

"I was just about to go start storytime for everybody, would you like to come join us?"

Brush:

"YEAHHH"

Wonder:

"oh, uh! sure!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sure”

Raven:

"Yes please ; u ; "

Wonder:

"what's it about?"

Mako:

"Ooh, more people?"

"Grandma, the tournament's starting soon! If you get us all sleepy, we can't do our best!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Baby???”

mums:

"omg.. da grandkids"

Epicsuperbat:

“Baby fight? Baby win??”

"Ohoho, well I suppose you're right, aren't you, Disc? You've always had a sharp mind, haven't you?"

Raven:

"It's a pre-tournament nap! Saving energy and all that"

Bubbly:

"baby fight!!!"

Mako:

"Oh, that's Disc!"

Wonder:

"oh, there you are!"

Brush:

"disc spotted"

Epicsuperbat:

“DISC”

"Hey, what's that you've got there?"

Raven:

"Oh, please tell Disc we say hi!"

vivi/vince:

“DISC”

Mako:

"Pass us on to them!"

"Ah ah ah! What do we say when we want something?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Tell Disc God said hi”

Mako:

"Please?"

"groan can i PLEASE have whatever thing you have in your hand?"

Brush:

"yippee!"

"Why, of course, dear!"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Wonder:

"you must be disc"

Epicsuperbat:

“HELOOW”

Mako:

"Hi, is this Disc?"

"Yooo is this Nelson the hairless hedgehog?"

mums:

"Hi Disc! Nice to meet you!"

Brush:

"yeah!"

chirp:

"Hello!"

mums:

"YEAH HOWD YA KNOW"

Bubbly:

"YESSSS"

Mako:

"You bet!"

"AYYYY NELSON KNOWS MY NAME LETS GOOOOO"

Wonder:

"that's...us actually, yeah"

Raven:

"Hi! We're the audience--YES WE ARE"

Mako:

"YOOOOOO"

mums:

"We heard you have a hoodie!"

Brendle:

"Quilless, actually. Be more accurate next time."

Wonder:

"are we famous here?"

Raven:

"POG POG POG"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOO A NELSON KNOWER”

"Really? I was just described by my hoodie?"

Raven:

"INSTANT FRIENDS"

Brendle:

"Hoodies are based, my guy."

"Oh wait was it that Joe guy?"

Wonder:

"hoodies are always a sign of good character design"

Brush:

"yeah it was joe"

chirp:

"Yep."

mums:

"Exactly it"

Epicsuperbat:

“Joe Lift”

"Yeah makes sense, that musclehead won't get off my ass about it being not good workout attire"

Raven:

"Lol sounds about right"

Brendle:

"Man that guy has a singular braincell and it's wearing those SpongeBob anchor arms"

Natalya:

"the child SWEARS"

"Dang, and don't get me STARTED on what Ala D's thinks about my hoodie"

Mako:

"Ala D?"

Prince:

"i know where this is going."

mums:

"Who. Is that"

Bubbly:

"w. who?"

Epicsuperbat:

“ALA DS NUTS”

Prince:

"nuts"

mums:

"God

Damn

it"

*"ALA D'S NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bubbly:

"FUCK"

Raven:

"AYYYYYYYYY"

Epicsuperbat:

“YEAH”

mums:

"A real goblin moment"

Brendle:

"You're all disappointing. Go to your room."

vivi/vince:

“we got got”

Wonder:

"man, you really are a teenager, huh?"

Mako:

"ACK"

"I'm like 23 lmao"

Raven:

"This is so much fun"

Wonder:

"..."

Mako:

"YOU GOT ME"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh fuck you’re older than me”

Brendle:

"One of these days I'm gonna stop being so mean to new people, but today is not that day"

Mako:

"JUST LIKE BLASP DID TO J0HN"

Wonder:

"i...better go..."

Raven:

"Ah, just like the good old days"

Mako:

"I miss Blasp"

a mouse:

"you seem cool as fuck, disc!"

Mako:

"Anyways mad respect for getting me with that"

"Anyway, what's y'all's deal, the furry said there was some bullshit goin on, and I figure you and the other dudes have something to do with it"

Wonder:

"yep"

Epicsuperbat:

“The furry??”

Bubbly:

"furry???"

ube:

"the furry?"

Mako:

"Can you take us to a guy named J0hn? Or Danthony, perhaps?"

Lime:

"Wait who's the furry"

mums:

"sobs... blasp.. ignoring him, yes please tell us more of furrys"

"Oh shit, you haven't met the furry yet!"

Wonder:

"also you're gonna have to be specific, we know tons of furries..."

Epicsuperbat:

“Jack???”

Prince:

"folk?"

mums:

"Also, we're like a walkie talkie to the audience!"

Wonder:

"and we don't even know that there's others here"

Brush:

"jack is like. ambiguously a furry"

"Well, as much as I'd love to take you to him, I'm kinda avoiding him right now"

Raven:

"We fell through a hole when the dimension we were in fell apart"

vivi/vince:

“oh?”

Wonder:

"...why's that?"

"You see I, uh....how do I put this...."

"I'm kinda on parole right now"

Wonder:

"...what did you do?"

mums:

"Oh sweet"

Brendle:

"Is the furry a cop"

Bubbly:

"oh dear"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sick”

Raven:

"Ah fuck is he a cop"

mums:

"Do you have a house arrest anklet"

"And the furry is supposed to keep an eye on me"

Epicsuperbat:

“ACAB”

Brendle:

"That's upsetting"

Lime:

"oh no is he like Mozilla I'll never forgive him"

"See you guys get it lets gooooooooooooooo"

Raven:

"ACAB"

"The thing is, he isn't a cop"

Wonder:

"yeah, absolutely, ACAB"

Wonder:

"but like. what did you do to warrant that?"

Raven:

"Parole officer?"

Prince:

"Dogtective Columbark"

"I don't think he even works for the government, he's more like a Men In Black kinda dude"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh thank Cod”

"Basically, okay"

Epicsuperbat:

“WILL SMITH!??”

Raven:

"Oh shit girlie you got in Big Trouble"

Brendle:

"Are you an alien. Is that why thr Men In Black are after you"

"There was this thing where I maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy have tried to completely unravel and disassemble the space-time continuum by creating fucked up paradoxes, breaking everything"

Brendle:

"Did you steal an alien"

Brendle:

"That's funnier"

"God forbid women do anything am I right?"

Wonder:

"hm."

Brush:

"oh rude"

Insider2000:

"God forbid!"

Raven:

"Oh, like our buddy Crimson!"

vivi/vince:

“i support womens rights and womens wrongs”

Brendle:

"I wholeheartedly support you on this"

Lime:

"where were from that like. A weekly occurrence."

Epicsuperbat:

“Fucking rad”

Wonder:

"i think...we're also probably involved with that"

Brush:

"mild social misdemeanor"

"Oh shit, the furry was right"

Brush:

"bit of a faux pas"

vivi/vince:

“yeah i think that might be why we’re here”

"Dude......."

Natalya:

"who hasn't tried to rip appart the fabric of reality?"

"Okay, I'll talk to ya later about this but"

Brendle:

"Did you open up the Holes?"

"Wanna break it some more?"

Prince:

"please"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole!”

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAH"

mums:

"Uh. maybe:"

Brush:

"we love hole"

Wonder:

"depends..."

Lime:

"So badly"

vivi/vince:

“we love hole”

chirp:

"Perhaps."

Wonder:

"this won't destroy everything, right?"

mums:

"A little worried what that'll do to our old friends"

"I don't.....THINK I did..... But then again this is kinda my first rodeo on completely destroying the idea of spacetime stability"

Epicsuperbat:

“If we do we could summon Crimson Chartreuse or Peppermint “

Wonder:

"also i think you're hurting a friend of ours by doing that"

Wonder:

"well... 'friend'"

"Awwwwwwww aw damn"

"Awwwwwww damn"

Wonder:

"we don't really know"

"Oh nooooooooooo"

"Anyway, I got shit to do"

"Peace"

Wonder:

"see ya"

Mako:

"See ya!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Be gay do crime”

END NELSON EVENT

Prince:

do we have a fighter and skin for this beast btw?

yeah pulling it up

This is her skin

Lucina from Super Smash Bros Ultimate, red costume. Her hair, cloak, boots, legings, shirt, and jacket are all varying shades of burgundy. Why is she like this.

But only because the design that Sen made doesn't really match anything else

Which I'm posting in a sec

mightysen:

:3

Anyway, when I came up with this idea, Sen made some art for it and

A coloured drawing of a woman wearing a red hoodie with large prominent stitching on the hood and shoulders, a giant zipper, a folded down collar between the zipper and hood, glowing blue squares of varying shades on the left sleeve, and the hood up covering her eyes. She's wearing a light red shirt underneath, her hair is electric blue coming down the sides of her head in two locks, she's blushing a bit, and she's grinning widely and slightly menacingly.

This is Disc (canon)

chirp:

magma grunt.

Prince:

magma grunt.

YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH

chirp:

:3

literally that's a connection you beat ME to

Snek:

But yeah uh skin 4 Lucina is I'm guessing that beast u showed

yyyyyyep

anyway, quick intermission real quick just so I can take stock, you all have met
-Midas
-Joe Lift
-Chrys
-Neon White (kinda)
-JOKEBOT
-Snazzy
-Ryu From Streets
-12965
-Ludwig
-Disc

I'm realizing that you have met 10 characters so far

I mentioned earlier this is a 32 person tournament

Soooooo I might have to speed things up a bit

In just a minute

mums:

Clicks the fastforward button on my remot

someone either hasnt seen Click featuring Adam Sandler or forgot the underlying message of the film

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yo"

"Huh....weird..."

Epicsuperbat:

“HI”

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Prince:

" 👋 "

Raven:

"Hello!"

vivi/vince:

“hi?”

"Whoa!"

ube:

"hello"

J0rt:

"hi who's this :D"

a mouse:

"howdy!"

Mako:

"Heya! Who are you?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are Nelson”

Wonder:

"i'm guessing you're new?"

Raven:

"We're the audience! Nice to meet you!"

chirp:

"Hey there!"

"I-Is this how you start most conversations??? What am I saying I'm talking to a rock?"

"But...the rock's....talking...back?"

Mako:

"We sure are!"

Bubbly:

"were nelson!"

Wonder:

"well, you're talking to an audience of people through a ceramic hedgehog"

"Oh, uh....hey Nelson?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are not a rock we are Nelson”

"What?"

Raven:

"This is Nelson, a ceramic hedgehog we can use to speak with you!"

Wonder:

"think of it as a walkie-talkie"

Mako:

"Or radio"

"Ah....a walkie talkie to.......?"

Wonder:

"don't worry about it"

a mouse:

"long story."

Brush:

"you ever been in a really busy discord voicechat"

Epicsuperbat:

“To God”

Mako:

"A village, of sorts"

Raven:

"I think we're overloading them, fellas"

"A god....or a village"

vivi/vince:

“that’s one secret i’ll never tell… xoxo gossip girl”

"Okay"

"Sure"

Mako:

"Yes

Lime:

"a metaphor"

Wonder:

"we're a lot, and you might just have to get used to that."

J0rt:

"and what's your name, friend?"

Wonder:

"sorry"

"Uh....alright?"

Epicsuperbat:

“What’s to say we aren’t all gods in our own ways”

Raven:

"What is a village, if not a god? What is a god, if not a community?"

"Oh yeah, my name? Friends call me AA"

mums:

"A lot of metaphorical talk for our first meeting"

Prince:

"LIKE THE FANFUFFLE?"

mums:

"Hi AA!"

Wonder:

"that stand for something?"

Epicsuperbat:

“AA? Like shouting?”

Raven:

"Just like Homestuck"

Mako:

"Ah yes, Alcoholics Anonymous"

J0rt:

"like ace attorney...."

a mouse:

"pleasure to meet you, double-A!"

Brush:

"just like AA [screaming]"

Epicsuperbat:

“AAAAAAAA”

Janet:

"AA!!!"

chirp:

"Battery..........."

ube:

"like the battery............"

"Yeah, it does, it's a name given to me based on how skilled I am...among other things"

Raven:

"Pog!"

Janet:

"amazingly awesome?"

Prince:

"what's your full name for the record"

"Anyway, it stands for...."

mums:

"Oooo, Straight A Student?"

"Arrow Ace"

Pit's black and purple costume from Super Smash Bros Ultimate. His wings are black, his tunic and sandles are black with a purple trim, and he's wearing purple laurels around his brown hair.

Wonder:

"so you probably know someone named S-Rank, then? /j"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you aro ace or agender?”

Bubbly:

"EYYYY"

Mako:

"YOOOOOO"

Prince:

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"

Bubbly:

"HOLY SHIT"

Insider2000:

"AAROW ACE!"

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah heck yeah"

Aegis:

"EEEEYYYY"

Prince:

"YOU'RE REAL"

Wonder:

"OH"

Wonder:

"OH WOW"

vivi/vince:

“HELL YEAH”

Epicsuperbat:

“I WAS ROGHT!”

Raven:

"AYYYY JUST LIKE MY MOM, SHE'S ACE TOO"

mums:

"I know some people who've wanted to see you for a Real long time"

Mako:

"THE ARROW ACE IS REAL!!!!!!"

Prince:

"THE ARROW ACE! THE ARROW ACE IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...."

J0rt:

"HI ARROW ACE HI!!!!!"

Lime:

"woah!!!!!!!"

"Well, uh....yeah....yeah I'm real....last I checked at least"

Janet:

"some of us in here are aro and/or ace!"

"Oh nice!"

Brush:

"OH"

"Love to see that solidarity!"

Wonder:

"uhh... long story... but, you were signed up for this other tournament, but you never showed up there"

Raven:

"HUGE DUB FOR THE ASEXUALS IN THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT"

Mako:

"Yeah how're you feeling Brush"

Brush:

"i look away for 2 seconds and arrow ace"

Wonder:

"which is where we're from"

Brush:

"hello son"

Brendle:

"I'm back, I took a nap, what I miss"

"Huh.....I don't remember signing up."

Epicsuperbat:

“WOO ASEXUALS WINNING”

Wonder:

"that's 'cause it was another version of you...probably"

"Weird, anyway, here for the tournament, I guess?"

Raven:

"In fairness, we fell here from a different dimension"

chirp:

"What do you remember? Before this?"

Janet:

"multiverses are weird"

Wonder:

"among other things, but yeah"

Brush:

"good to see you anywhere!"

"Before this?"

"I mean took the train over here?"

"You want my whole life story or?"

Janet:

"also the fabric of spacetime is funky"

Wonder:

"maybe"

Insider2000:

"Transit access. Nice."

Janet:

"yes but also feel free not to"

Mako:

"What train line? We still don't know where we are"

chirp:

"perhaps."

Raven:

"We were stuck in a dream but it fell apart and now we're here instead of our usual world"

Apologies in advance if you want this to be completely in line with any fanfuffles I can't keep up with em all I'm so sorry

Brush:

"what's a train"

"Anyway, uh.....what are you guys doing in this hallway?"

Brush:

"hanging out"

Brendle:

"I fuckin love hallways"

Wonder:

"getting passed around, getting to know the fighters"

vivi/vince:

“chillin”

Mako:

"Just greeting the other challengers"

"Can you like....move? Like do you have legs or...?"

Brush:

"holding down papers, ideally"

Epicsuperbat:

“We can’t move (unless we are in a fight)”

Wonder:

"only while under stress"

chirp:

"got ditched by a girl in a hoodie methinks"

Mako:

"With enough power, yes, but not now"

"Oh, uh....well......I'm a challenger, so...hi?"

vivi/vince:

“no but we can eat mashed potatoes”

Brush:

"yeah hi!"

"Oh you met up with Disc."

Brendle:

"Have you met Jokebot by the way? Fuckin love that guy"

"Yeah she's"

"Yeah"

Janet:

"we have only had legs a couple of times before, and never on demand"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“Disc is cool”

"How could you not meet Jokebot?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Give Joke Bot a kiss for us when you see him next please”

"Disc is cool and all, but she keeps flirting with me...granted I think she's flirted with everyone. I don't even know if she's interested in everyone, I think she just does it to get a rise out of people"

Wonder:

"oh. she's a flirt."

Wonder:

"i see."

Mako:

"Every new thing I learn about Disc makes me love her even more"

Epicsuperbat:

“Inch resting”

Brendle:

"That tracks"

greenshi:

"Hm."

Brendle:

"Eyes emoji"

Brendle:

"Actually wait can you hear this"

Prince:

"arrow ace do you have a tumblr?"

Wonder:

"i know this sounds fake as shit, but asking for a friend: she single or...?"

Brendle:

":blurryeyes:"

Prince:

"do you want to be mutuals"

"I mean sure, go for it if you want. I dunno how that would work, like, logistically, but I wouldn't put it above Disc to flirt with a rock"

Mako:

"It's me, I'm the friend /j"

"Sorry, ceramic hedgehog"

"Is that worse?"

"That might be worse"

Mako:

"Curses"

greenshi:

"Damb"

Brendle:

"I think we're very attractive, thank you very much"

Epicsuperbat:

“I mean I’ve been trying to date a fictional time goddess so I can’t say shit”

Wonder:

"well, this could be just a long-distance relationship, right?"

Wonder:

"don't answer that"

"So like, who haven't you met?"

Mako:

"J0hn"

"....wait dumb question"

Mako:

"And Danth"

Brendle:

"Haven't met Steven yet."

greenshi:

"Most people"

Wonder:

"well... apparently we know some folks here"

Brush:

"we've met approximately a third of the contestants"

Brendle:

"You know a Steven?"

Mako:

"We really wanna see J0hn and Danth"

Epicsuperbat:

“You know anyone with Dan in their name?”

"I.....don't know any of those names, but I'm guessing that some of them are from the new batch. They seemed kinda out of it thought"

a mouse:

"does jokebot have a checklist or something printed?"

Wonder:

"what do you mean?"

"I dunno, want me to find em?"

a mouse:

"a list would make this easier"

Mako:

"Do you know where they might be?"

Mako:

"That would be greatly appreciated"

Raven:

"Are they okay? We think they might be from our dimension"

Wonder:

"that would be nice, thank you"

Epicsuperbat:

“Wait Is England Real in this universe??”

Brendle:

"We need new friends, as we have misplaced our old ones"

Lime:

"if you can please"

Janet:

"we will never learn of england"

"The new guys are from.....another dimension?"

Janet:

"so are we!"

Janet:

"i think"

Wonder:

"yep"

".........right......."

Wonder:

"same as us"

greenshi:

"We're normal."

"Yeah, okay"

Mako:

"Yeah they probably fell from a Hole"

Janet:

"there was a hole"

Brendle:

"those must be our buds! Probably maybe I hope I want to see Dani again"

Wonder:

"and some version of you, technically"

Mako:

"How long have they been here?"

Raven:

"Yeah! They might be our friends, there was a big hole we fell through"

Epicsuperbat:

“The multiverse is real and it’s a mess”

"Right okay, sure, very funny"

Janet:

"we were very excited and shouted 'hole' a lot"

Wonder:

"no, we're serious"

"I know when someone's trying to mess with me"

Janet:

"i know because i checked the log"

Brendle:

"You should've seen the hole"

greenshi:

"We got here through The Hole"

Wonder:

"ace, we're a talking ceramic hedgehog full of voices"

Brush:

"We Love Hole"

Wonder:

"you find this unbelievable?"

vivi/vince:

“We Love Hole”

Mako:

"You're talking to a ceramic hedgehog filled with souls and you're doubting the existence of a Hole?"

Epicsuperbat:

“How dare you imply we would lie to you”

greenshi:

"Hole"

Brendle:

"I'll beat you up, I don't give a fuck"

Raven:

"Ace, dude, we've seen Spectrum"

Brush:

"wait don't we have a hole in us? still? with a pony sticker?"

Aegis:

"Hole"

"Yeah, I'm sure the walkie talkie is around here somewhere. Whatever, I'm not gonna be played a fool anymore"

END NELSON EVENT

Yeah I didnt know much about AA's character, so I went with
-super confident about abilities
-tired of people's bs

There seems to be a lull

How would you all feel about a cutscene?

It might be a little more improv from ones before since I dont have matches to allow me time to write em but I've had the general gist in mind for a minute

BEGIN CUTSCENE

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

Juniper had really gotten her mileage out of slapping Cobalt's head.

Fortunately, it didn't seem like he minded all that much. After all, existing for all of time made it such that he could handle anything....even a slap on the head....

Actually in hindsight

END CUTSCENE

these things are better when I have time to prep them

So until then

Your cutscene is Juniper Slapping his Bald Head

I'll try to fix something up as we do this

But till then

Slapping his Bald Head

Anyway, please stand by, I'll have some Nelson Moments ready soon

Mako:

Glad they're still doing alright

All I'll say is that the cutscene wasn't in the present :)

Anyway, please stand by for just a moment

Epicsuperbat:

We still need to find out if England exists

Do you want the next fighter to answer this question, react with y or n
🇾 8🇳 5🇲 5

okay you asked for it lmao

a mouse:

answer m for mario

Insider2000:

I was going for 'maybe', but 'Mario' is a better answer.

greenshi:

I cant believe Mario is English in this universe,,,,

Prince:

like the jake...

greenshi:

like the Jake...

the Nelson image

chirp:

"Hey there!"

greenshi:

"Is England real?"

Prince:

"howdy!"

Bubbly:

"hello?"

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey”

ube:

"hiiiiii"

Wonder:

"yo"

"What in th- WHOA?"

Mako:

"Hiya!"

Raven:

"Oh thank goodness we didn't get ditched in the hallway"

Wonder:

"what's your name, friend?"

Raven:

"Hello! We're the audience, speaking to you via Nelson!"

Brush:

"tell us about englan"

Brush:

"d"

Prince:

"d"

greenshi:

"d"

Mako:

"d"

chirp:

"d"

ube:

"d"

Epicsuperbat:

“d”

"What the hell's this?"

Raven:

"See this is why I edit my typos"

Wonder:

"nelson"

"England?"

Prince:

"we're nelson! who're you?"

chirp:

"Audience radio."

greenshi:

"Stop avoiding the question"

mums:

"Sorry, we're just a guy"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

Brush:

"normal moments"

Janet:

"d"

Brush:

"record skipping"

Janet:

"we have various genders"

"Not every day a weird piece o' glass asks ya bout dead civilizations"

ube:

"HUH"

Mako:

"OH"

Brush:

"i see!"

Wonder:

"ceramic, actually"

Prince:

"I see!"

Bubbly:

"oh"

Epicsuperbat:

“ENGLAND IS DEAD LETS GOOOOO”

Mako:

"THE HELL HAPPENED TO ENGLAND???"

Wonder:

"also. huh."

Janet:

"congrats on lack of england"

Lime:

"erm. Ceramic"

Brush:

"next question: what color are we"

Ghost:

"WHERE AM I"

greenshi:

"ENGLAND IS DEAD 🎉🎉🎉"

"Y'don't know?"

Epicsuperbat:

“WISH THAT WERE ME”

"The Irish won!"

Prince:

"what year is it"

Wonder:

"well, we're not exactly from around here"

Brush:

"YEAHHHH"

Prince:

"LET'S FUCKING GO""

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah heck yeah"

greenshi:

"LETS GOOOO"

Insider2000:

"BASED!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOOO”

chirp:

"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Mako:

"AY YOOOOOOOOO"

greenshi:

"Also uh. Who are you?"

"Anyway, pleased to meet ya! M'name's Jake!"

"Jake Irish"

Epicsuperbat:

“IM PART IRISH SO I WIN EVEN MORE”

Prince:

NO

Prince:

NO FUCK OFF

Prince:

FUCK OFF

Janet:

"hi jake!"

greenshi:

AAAUGJ

Brush:

skjhgk

Bubbly:

oh no

Mako:

"Nice to meet you!"

greenshi:

GOD

Brush:

"hello normal guy with a normal name"

Wonder:

"i feel like i should recognize that name..."

ube:

FUCK YEAHHHHHH

IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF

A meme image of Squidward telling a child "we're gonna kill you", because Prince predicted Jake somehow right before the Nelson event.

WHAT THE FUCK PRINCE

[Prince said "like the jake..." in response to the england confirmation poll]

Prince:

" :jakepog: "

chirp:

"GOD
DAMN IT"

Raven:

"HOMED STUCK"

Wonder:

"so, jake irish, huh?"

greenshi:

"I've seen this one before" "what do you mean, it just came out"

Brush:

"WHAT. COLOR. ARE WE. ARE WE RED. DO WE IN ANY WAY RESEMBLE A RED DODGEBALL"

"Yep! That's m'name~!"

[visual ref]

Ness in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, holding a baseball bat, wearing a green cap and shoes, dark green shorts, a red backpack, and a yellow and burnt orange striped shirt.

Wonder:

"nice to meetcha, buddy"

"Nope, you're a nice tanned darkish brown~"

Brush:

"okay thank you. it's very nice to meet you mr irish"

Raven:

"Mr. Jake Irish I owe you my life for this good news"

Prince:

"sorry for my reaction mr. irish"

"So what's your story little creature?"

Wonder:

"from another world"

Bubbly:

"we came from Hole"

Brush:

"we are an interdimensional group chat"

vivi/vince:

“We Love Hole”

Epicsuperbat:

“Multiverse travel, Gay, and a lot of violence “

Raven:

"Nelson is a vessel the audience can use to communicate with y'all!"

Mako:

"Hole"

greenshi:

"Like to slap his bald head"

"Ohhhh judgin by yer reaction, I'm guessin' in yer world, England won, eh?"

greenshi:

"Reblog to slap his bald head"

Wonder:

"unfortunately"

Mako:

"Unfortunately"

Brush:

"yeah 😔"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sadly”

vivi/vince:

“unfortunately”

Janet:

"ireland's still there thankfully"

"Sorry to hear about that one~"

greenshi:

":["

Insider2000:

"Not worst timeline, but it could be better."

"Oh, thank the stars"

Wonder:

"there's also another version of you. jake english"

Janet:

"been through some wild awful stuff, but still there"

"Sounds awful"

Wonder:

"i wouldn't know, i never read homestuck"

Epicsuperbat:

“It is”

Prince:

"I have like. three times give or take"

Raven:

"Your alternate self is...having a rough go of it lately"

"The homestuck character, not the awful stuff you've been through, but I don't doubt that was also awful"

Janet:

"oh btw, if you see arrow ace, they seemed upset when we left them, i think they're having a bad day"

Wonder:

"we're...relatively fine"

Mako:

"Homestuck confirmed canon to the new universe"

Wonder:

"just looking for some friends"

greenshi:

"Oh hey what's homestuck like in your world?"

Wonder:

"and...enemies, i guess?"

mums:

"Mostly friends:"

"Oh that sounds like him. He can be a bit prickly at times. Kind o' antisocial"

Wonder:

"mostly friends"

"But I respect him for his skills"

Brendle:

"okay i'm back hey maybe i should leave again actually"

Raven:

"I think all of Disc's teasing put him on edge"

Brush:

"yeah he's valid"

Epicsuperbat:

“I like him”

Epicsuperbat:

“He’s neat”

Janet:

"i just want everyone to have a nice time c:"

mums:

"Do you know where Joke bot went? I think we have been seperated from our escort"

"Oh yeah, that Disc, she's quite the floozie isn't she?"

Wonder:

"...wow"

"Oh right, Jokebot, that would make sense wouldn't it?"

Brendle:

"please let me see Jokebot again i am Begging you"

Epicsuperbat:

“I miss Joke Bot, and his incredible jokes”

Janet:

"oh hey current headcount in here is exactly 30, neat"

Brendle:

"i need to see my lgood friend Jokebot"

"I'll see if I can find the bot for ya, let ya crack on"

Janet:

"we nearly outnumber the tournament"

Wonder:

"see ya later, jake"

Epicsuperbat:

“Thank you”

Janet:

"see ya!"

Prince:

"take care jake"

Raven:

"Thank you!"

Mako:

"See ya!"

Brendle:

"THANK YOU SO MUCH"

Insider2000:

"Later Jake"

Epicsuperbat:

“And thanks for the good news on England”

"No worries, pleasure to meet ya! Be sure to be backing my corner when the tourney rolls around"

END NELSON EVENT

Prince:

my stomach hurts

Prince:

how many times.

Prince:

how many FUCKING times

i dont think you've predicted anything else

Prince:

thank jod

yet

[a lot of fanart has been posted within minutes of meeting the characters, including just now]

y'all are going so fast

Brendle:

AUGH now i want to write fufflestuff again

Brendle:

dammit ryan

Brendle:

look what you've done to me

Brendle:

i've been Got

get dunked kid

We still have a few more introductions before we can get things started

Speaking of

the Nelson image

Brush:

"Hewwo!!!!!"

Wonder:

"hey, jokebot"

Mako:

"Heya"

Brendle:

"please be Jokebot"

vivi/vince:

“hi”

Epicsuperbat:

“Owo”

chirp:

"Howdy!"

"Top o' the mornin' and whatnot"

Janet:

"hi!"

Mako:

"Huh"

Wonder:

"not jokebot"

Raven:

"Did we find Jokebot?"

Prince:

'hi i'm done being silly because it means i'm going to get hit repeatedly in the head with a baseball bat"

"I got this guy here, taken quite the interest in ya"

Mako:

"Jake but again"

Janet:

"we're nelson, who are you?"

Mako:

"Oh? Whom?"

Brendle:

"it better be Jokebot"

"Mind if I hand ya over to 'im?"

Janet:

"oh jake!"

Epicsuperbat:

“JACK SEPTIC EYE???”

J0rt:

"oh?"

Brush:

"yeah go ahead"

Mako:

"Well who is it?"

Wonder:

"depends. what's he like"

Janet:

"yeah that's cool, we wanna meet everyone we can"

chirp:

"Go ahead!"

"Right"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Mako:

"Hello…?"

Brendle:

"whomst"

Brush:

"hewwo"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

Janet:

"hi! we're nelson! who are you?"

"Huh...so it's true."

Mako:

"Do we know you?"

"It does speak."

Mako:

"Who are you"

Raven:

"Hello there, we're Nelson, the vessel of the audience"

"Let me test something"

Wonder:

"indeed we do"

Janet:

"oh we love tests"

"Hackerman J0hn"

Brendle:

"i hate tests"

Mako:

"HUH"

Brush:

"we love him"

Mako:

"WHERE"

Wonder:

"we know that name"

Raven:

"HOLY SHIT"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOHN!!!!!!”

J0rt:

"what about him!!"

Insider2000:

"WAIT WHAT?!?"

Brendle:

"WHERE"

Natalya:

"j0hn???"

J0rt:

"that's my favorite guy!!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WHERE IS HE”

Janet:

"j0hn? j0hn where! here? there? j0hn???"

"That's more than enought to confirm my suspicions"

Mako:

"WHERE'S OUR FUNNY HACKER"

Raven:

"ARE YOU FROM OUR DIMENSION?!"

Mako:

"WHO ARE YOU?"

Insider2000:

"Are you OUR J0hn!?!"

Wonder:

"nah, he's just really smart"

Brendle:

"can you like. just say your name like Normal"

Raven:

"CAN YOU GET US HOME?!"

"My name isn't Hackerman J0hn"

Brush:

"sad"

Prince:

"sad"

Epicsuperbat:

“BRING US TO OUT FRIEND!!!”

Insider2000:

"Oh..."

"I was simply seeing if the name held relevance"

Mako:

"…"

Brendle:

"sad"

J0rt:

"where is he then!!!!!"

chirp:

"sad"

Janet:

"i bet you're nice but we get very excited about j0hn"

"Which now I know you're from his universe"

Mako:

"But he's here, right?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Please we miss him”

Wonder:

"j0hn, danthony, cobalt, and juniper do"

Insider2000:

"Then who are you? How do you know J0hn?"

"They're all resting after their trip over here"

J0rt:

"i miss him sososososo much"

Janet:

"rest is important"

Brush:

"give us our funny guy"

"However I'm more curious about how you all got here"

Janet:

"duality of hedgehog"

Mako:

"Please take us to him when introductions are done"

Brush:

"hole!"

Brendle:

"I think they deserve a FUCKING nap"

Wonder:

"hole"

Raven:

"They're okay?! Thank goodness!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Our blorbos”

Bubbly:

"hole!"

Brendle:

"hole"

ube:

"hole"

Mako:

"Hole"

Natalya:

"Hole"

Janet:

"hole"

"Hole?"

chirp:

"Hole."

Wonder:

"we were in a dream, then we got sucked into...here"

Mako:

"Hole."

Janet:

"there was a hole"

Raven:

"Room fell apart and made a Hole"

Brendle:

"indeed, hole."

Wonder:

"by a hole"

Raven:

"We fell into the Hole"

"You were....in a dream?"

J0rt:

"yeah we fell through a hole"

Wonder:

"mhm"

Epicsuperbat:

“The Hole”

Brendle:

"what are your opinions on Hole"

Mako:

"4 in fact"

Janet:

"big vortexy hole that sucked everyone in, to be clear"

Wonder:

"unsure if we still are"

Janet:

"not just a regular hole in the floor to stumble into"

Raven:

"Yeah, an evil babysitter trapped everyone in a dream"

"The people I've spoken to talked about someone named 'Prism'. Does that name mean anything to you?"

Brush:

"yeah!"

Prince:

"Yes."

Bubbly:

"OH"

Mako:

"Mhm."

Brendle:

"CAR BATTERY"

Wonder:

"boy howdy, does it"

Raven:

"EVILEST BABYSITTER"

J0rt:

"we HATE her"

vivi/vince:

“very much so”

chirp:

"Yeah."

Brush:

"bark bark kill car battery etc"

Epicsuperbat:

“CAR BATTERY”

Insider2000:

"Yeah. Is she there too?"

Janet:

"oh yeah she's manipulative and wanted to make everyone go through 'character arcs'"

"Alright, well your alignment surely isn't in question anymore"

Epicsuperbat:

“KILL BOTE MAIM STAB STAB KILL”

Mako:

"She's been trying recently. Well, recently for them, it's been a year since we've seen them"

mums:

"She is dangerous."

"You've been a great help already"

Brendle:

"hey hi um hello hey there whats poppin WHO ARE YOU"

Raven:

"We technically work for her boss, Spectrum"

Wonder:

"well, we still don't know who you are, dude"

Insider2000:

"We never caught your name."

"I suppose it'd be rude for me not to at least introduce myself"

Wonder:

"like... what's your deal?"

Brendle:

"YEAH"

mums:

"Please do"

Janet:

"im waiting for The Reveal"

Brendle:

"if i had human arms i'd be crossing them very condescendingly right now"

Janet:

"are you another dr order"

"My name is Agent Kitsune. I was sent here to investigate the strangeness surrounding this tournament"

Fox in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, an anthropomorphic orange fox holding a laser gun, wearing green boots, grey trousers, a green shirt and a green pilot's jacket, with some fancy equipment and a delightfully fluffy tail.

Brush:

"FURRY"

Bubbly:

"oh"

Janet:

"fox !"

Mako:

"A pleasure to meet you"

mums:

"Heyyy"

Wonder:

"oh, you're that furry disc was talking about"

Janet:

"hi kitsune you seem rad"

Brendle:

"oh you're watching Disc"

Raven:

"Nice to meet you!"

chirp:

"Oh you must be the furry."

"I see you've met Disc"

ube:

"oh youre the furry"

mums:

"Can I ask? Do you have multiple tails?"

Epicsuperbat:

“FURRY”

Wonder:

"yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah Disc was cool as fuck”

Raven:

"Yes, she's sooooooo Girlypop"

Prince:

"what're your pronouns?"

Janet:

"oh yeah btw, our camera's weird and only gives us a representation of things, rather than an actual image, and not on demand"

"My pronouns are he/him"

"Interesting use of abstraction. I'll send the intel back to base."

Janet:

"so we've seen a vague summary of your appearance, but any details that don't line up with the smash bros character 'fox' will be missing"

"I do have two tails, however its a rarity amidst those like me, in case you did not already know this"

Wonder:

"huh"

Brush:

"neat!"

Wonder:

"interesting"

Brush:

"just like miles prower"

Janet:

"that's awesome"

Epicsuperbat:

“Like Miles Tails Prower”

Mako:

"Figures you would have more than one tail considering the name"

vivi/vince:

“just like miles prower”

Raven:

"Neato!"

Mako:

"Can't believe Kamen Rider Geats is in CPUK /j"

"Now, you just arrived roughly around the same time as the other....visitors..."

Wonder:

"we're a bit late, but yeah"

Janet:

"this makes sense, we fell in the hole with them"

"I presume it all came from the same event"

Epicsuperbat:

“Our friends “

Wonder:

"mhm"

Mako:

"Yep. Hole."

Brush:

"one cat assume!"

Janet:

"as far as we know, yes"

Mako:

"Cat"

chirp:

"hole."

Epicsuperbat:

“One cat”

Janet:

"we haven't talked with them to check it's the them we were with, but it seems likely"

Raven:

"Yeah, we're not sure what caused it. We've been in that dream for...awhile now"

"They told me it was related to this 'Prism' person, who....to our knowledge, did not come with you all"

Wonder:

"she didn't...?"

Mako:

"… She didn't?"

Janet:

"that's probably for the best"

Natalya:

"Oh thats... interesting"

Wonder:

"i mean, good, but..."

Epicsuperbat:

“That’s odd”

Wonder:

"weird..."

"Yes, I was told about a dream. I'm not quite sure what to make of it though, if I'm being honest."

Mako:

"I know she's in therapy, but…"

Raven:

"She wanted to control the "script" of the entire reality"

"I see......."

Wonder:

"she could still be watching though, so who knows?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Dream = Pocket Dimension outside of time”

"If you have any more information regarding Prism, I would find it to be very informative"

Raven:

"Her job under the god Spectrum was to oversee the world's 'story', but she ended up wanting to control every aspect of it"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hates Car Battery’s”

Wonder:

"so, she can basically rewrite your actions mid-sentence."

Janet:

"we have so much information about prism"

Mako:

"She started the NCCTs"

Wonder:

"we can tell because we see everything through text"

Brush:

"can alter what people say as they say it! very fucked up"

"NCCTs?"

Natalya:

"She has a power to... "enchant" people, and control their actions to an extent"

J0rt:

"she can like manipulate reality and peoples' actions/words"

Wonder:

"j0hn's also one of the people who can tell, too"

Mako:

"Stands for Non-Canon Curiosity Tournament"

Wonder:

"non-canon curiosity tournaments"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can possess our leader”

Janet:

"she thinks she has to be a villain as part of her 'character arc' and that's why she does bad stuff"

Wonder:

"it's...a lot"

Wonder:

"and the big reason why we're here"

Mako:

"She wants her narrative to be remembered, which is why she does the things she does"

Raven:

"She also babysat Spectrum's children, the Color Gods. She traumatized them all severely bc she wanted to make them her ideal images of their Aspects"

Janet:

"also she babysat some gods we call the cods and tried to force them to act in particular ways"

"I see....."

Janet:

"also she can make people relive trauma"

Janet:

"like, literally relive, not a flashback"

Wonder:

"oh, by the way"

Epicsuperbat:

“She’s also not straight” “and is also single”

Wonder:

"we heard that our buddies are a little out of it. are they okay?"

Janet:

"also bing thinks she's cute, is bing here?"

Mako:

"Last I remember, a therapist friend of ours was trying to reach out to her regarding her views on entropy"

"Ay, I have to bring this thing back to JokeBot!"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOKE BOT MY BELOVED”

vivi/vince:

“jokebot <3”

Raven:

"OH, FINAL WARNING: SHE SPEAKS IN ITALICS"

"Oh, right, of course, I didn't mean to take up too much of your time....Nelson, I hope we can meet up later to discuss this further."

Janet:

"oh yeah if anyone's text becomes italics and smilied, beware"

Wonder:

"same here"

Mako:

"Same here"

Brush:

"👋"

Wonder:

"you seem cool"

"Oh, and Jake, can you make sure that they meet Seed 3?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Remember don’t trust rainbows”

Janet:

"we can see prism-altered text, as can j0hn"

Raven:

"It was lovely to meet you!"

"Seed 3? You mean-"

Janet:

"nice to meet you agent kitsune! best of luck in the tournament!"

Bubbly:

"oh?"

Brush:

"hmmm?"

"Yes, him. I refuse to use whatever stage name he's using. It seems too strange even for this"

Wonder:

"...i feel like we should be scared"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can’t you give us your gun?”

Bubbly:

"hmm..."

Brush:

":]??"

Mako:

"We don't have arms though"

"Be sure you tell him they know Prism"

Wonder:

"we'll borrow jake's /j"

Mako:

"Trying to think of the characters with stage names…"

"We'll stay in touch. I look forward to discussing this with you all later"

Janet:

"todd?"

Raven:

"Guys we cannot use guns, we're a Kirby. We have to absorb a Joker for that."

Wonder:

"we'll miss you"

Brush:

"goodbye my love"

Janet:

"when in doubt, give us mash potato"

END NELSON EVENT

Brendle:

(also i haven't gotten the chance to ask this yet but who is this artist and can i throw all my money at them)

Oh yeah thats mightysen, he's cute

[mums posts art of Agent Kitsune - it's only been 10 minutes since we were shown the smash render!]

OH GOD OGH OH GOD

MUMS HOW DO YOU DO THIS

Okay quick review real quick for my sake

Characters you all have met
-Midas
-Joe
-Chrys
-NW (kinda)
-Disc
-Ludwig
-Jake
-Kitsune
-JOKEBOT
-Arrow
-Snazzy
-Ryu
-12965

mums:

gramma

yeah thats snazzy

Grandma's full name is Grandma Snazzy

Brendle:

wait who's NW again?

Neon White

Prince:

...should i add these characters to the cpuk character index?

Prince:

make a ncct-specific location for them

Brush:

there are already ncct-only characters

Brush:

and yeah pictures can be added no problem

Insider2000:

Might not be a bad idea

Janet:

i feel like there should be a reference of some kind now that the number of ncct-only characters exceeds 32! and the archive isn't a great spot for it, because it's not managed by the group

Epicsuperbat:

I’d leave em for now, add them if they ever make it out of NCCT?

I mean, if I'm being honest, at this point NCCT has really become its own beast

I'm still figuring out how to bring CPUK back if I do, but if it happens, you better believe some of these bastards are gonna be there

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Wonder:

“Hello”

greenshi:

"Hiya!"

TRANSPORTING [NELSON] TO NEXT CONTESTANT

Prince:

"fuck being sappy it's nelsonin' time"

Epicsuperbat:

“JOKE BOT????”

Janet:

"jokebot we love you"

Brendle:

"JOKEBOT"

Brush:

"YEAH JOKEBOT"

Bubbly:

"jokebot!!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“YEAHHHH”

Prince:

"hey jokebestie do you mind i call you jokebestie"

Wonder:

“So…can you give us any details about him?”

Brendle:

"PLEASE tell another joke"

UPDATING PROGRESS ON OBJECTIVE

Janet:

"do you wanna hear a joke"

DO YOU APPRECIATE MOTHER NATURE?

Raven:

"Thank goodness, we're glad to be back with you Jokebot!"

Janet:

"yes"

vivi/vince:

“yes”

Wonder:

“I guess, yeah”

Prince:

"Yes i love trees and the splendor of nature"

PARSING RESPONSE "i guess, yeah"

Raven:

"Yeah, Earth is astonishing!"

Wonder:

“I mean, I kinda live here, so… kinda required to”

Wonder:

“OH COME ON”

Brendle:

"WONDER STOP"

GENUINENESS LEVELS SUBPAR

vivi/vince:

“NOT AGAIN”

Prince:

"i live in a mountainy region so theres a lot of nature"

WILL CHECK BACK LATER

Prince:

"it makes me happy to see trees"

Brush:

"guess we die"

Mako:

"Wonder you gotta stop pulling a Jeramie with your ambiguous answers"

Raven:

"lmao, Wonder"

Wonder:

“FUCK YOU, WHAT DO YOU MEAN SUBPAR?!”

Brendle:

"'i guess, yeah' IS SUBPAR"

Raven:

"BE NICE TO JOKEBOT /lh"

STRING "i guess" IDENTIFIED

Epicsuperbat:

“I hate nature”

Raven:

"Oh my god I am pulling this hedgehog statue over"

vivi/vince:

“now you’re gonna make people think we think coolsville sucks”

Wonder:

“IT’S A VOCAL TIC”

STRING "I hate nature" IDENTIFIED

Brendle:

"STOP"

COURSE REDIRECTED

Wonder:

“Or…typing tic, I guess”

Mako:

"Well now…"

Janet:

"did you know that potassium is named after potash, the remnants of plant ashes used as fertilizer and used to make soap"

Brush:

"we are GOING to die"

Prince:

"wonder you're taking our asses to the shredder"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah I do”

Janet:

"nature is cool and has a lot of things in it"

NEW CONTESTANT LOCATED

Raven:

"Well, it was nice knowing you all"

TRANSPORTING [NELSON]

Janet:

"wheeee"

Bubbly:

"byebye!"

BEFORE YOU ARE ALL TORN ASUNDER

Wonder:

“OH LIKE IT’S MY FAULT FOR TYPING LIKE I SPEAK /lh”

Janet:

"uhhh"

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE?

Janet:

"yes please"

Epicsuperbat:

“No”

Wonder:

“Sure.”

Brush:

"yes please!"

chirp:

"OF COURSE!"

Raven:

"....yeah, please."

a mouse:

"yes please!"

mums:

"This will save us in the coming days"

Raven:

"On god there's always one devil's advocate"

Brendle:

"please please please please"

WHAT IS BROWN AND BROWN AND CERAMIC AND IS DISTRIBUTED EQUALLY IN APPROXIMATELY 613845 SMALL PIECES ACROSS A 6.243 MILE RADIUS?

Brush:

"us!"

Brendle:

"is it us?"

Wonder:

“…is it us?”

Brush:

"very soon!"

Mako:

"Us?"

mums:

"A"

Bubbly:

"us!"

ube:

"uh oh"

chirp:

"Us in a few minutes?"

Epicsuperbat:

“IM SORRY”

Mako:

"Oh dear!"

Raven:

"WHY ARE WE IN SMALL PIECES"

Epicsuperbat:

“I LOVE NATURE”

Janet:

"a pot in legend of zelda!"

Mako:

"Nice knowing y'all I guess"

ANSWER: YOU IN APPROXIMATELY 6 MINUTES IF YOU ANGER THIS CONTESTANT FURTHER

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

mums:

"Hello! We are Nelson, a talkway for the audience! Could we know your name?"

Janet:

"hi! we're ceramic like a plant pot!"

Brendle:

"whomst"

Brush:

"hi have i mentioned how much i appreciate nature. there's this really nice stream i pass by on my daily walk with a fallen tree over it and i paced on said tree today and it was nice"

Mako:

"WE LOVE NATURE"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Raven:

"Please don't hurt us"

"So this is the thing that's speakin' so rudely against nature?"

Janet:

"we are a collective entity and most if not all of us love nature"

vivi/vince:

“we love hole and we love nature”

ube:

"hello i love nature so much"

mums:

"I would never"

Wonder:

“IT WASNT RUDE”

Epicsuperbat:

“Be gay do crime”

Brendle:

"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"

mums:

"We were just touching grass a few hours ago"

Natalya:

"I've been taking lots of pictures of the sky, recently"

Raven:

"There's like 30 people in here"

"BAHAHAHAHA! Awwww I'm just joshin with y'all! I'm guessin' you met up with that Chrysanthemum fella didn't ya?"

Mako:

"Went out on a walk to the park today"

a mouse:

"literally we're a collective but it's one of us who keeps being ingenuine, WONDER"

Raven:

"We have differing opinions on many things"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Wonder:

“WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY?! THAT I KISS THE GROUND EVERY NIGHT AND- oh.”

mums:

"We did, they had strong opinions about flowers"

Janet:

"we did yes"

Brendle:

"indeed"

Bubbly:

"who is this?"

"Yeah, they're passionate, but sometimes they can be pretty prickly! Shoulda named emself Rose, huh?"

Janet:

"and one of us, not naming any names, was apparently not quite enthusiastic enough"

chirp:

"Yes! Strong opinions on flora."

Epicsuperbat:

“I said I hated nature and we were threatened with shattering”

Wonder:

“Or cactus…”

Janet:

"anyway hi, we're nelson"

Raven:

"Oh thank cod, someone reasonable"

"Well cactus could work as well, but they don't have much of a dry disposition if ya ask me"

"Nevertheless, how can I help you all today?"

Janet:

"we're just going around meeting everyone!"

Wonder:

“Well, that’s cause they got water in ‘em”

Raven:

"We're the audience, speaking to you via Nelson"

greenshi:

"Could we have your name?"

Brendle:

"whomst"

Mako:

"What's your name?"

a mouse:

"we're all a bit lost, but we're making do with what we've got!"

chirp:

"Well, we're going around meeting folks, so you could help us by introducing yourself!"

Janet:

"we arrived at the same time as that mysterious group of tired people, so we're a bit lost"

Wonder:

“We’re here alongside some friends”

"My name?"

"Well, that's a bit of a......difficult question"

greenshi:

"Yea!"

Bubbly:

"oh?"

Mako:

"And pronouns"

greenshi:

"Oh?"

Epicsuperbat:

“No name?”

Mako:

"Hm?"

Raven:

"Whatever you're comfy with!"

"Y'see, that Chrys fella was onto something with the whole Mother Nature ordeal"

Wonder:

“Stage name can work just as fine, too”

mums:

"Are... are you mother nature?"

Janet:

"we're not fae, we don't have any harsh rules about names or what have you"

Brendle:

"Father Nature, persnaps?"

greenshi:

"Gotta case of the amnesias?"

"In terms of that whole spiritual 'all of nature's connected' sorta thing"

Brush:

"speak for yourself. i can steal whatever names i want i just choose not to"

Insider2000:

"Should we call you Gaia, maybe?"

mums:

"A...hm. Do you like the color Blue by any chance?"

"Y'see, all of us flora are...connected. I've gone by a few names"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you a tree?”

Wonder:

“…you’re a flower?”

Brendle:

"what are your opinions on Grass"

J0rt:

"are you some kind of collective, perhaps?"

"Some call me Audrey II. Someone called me Whompin' Willow Once"

Raven:

"There's a bunch of us in here. Brush, Greenshi, Insider, Mums, I'm Raven..."

greenshi:

"Give is your tip five favorites"

mums:

"AUDREY II?"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Janet:

"hi audrey II!"

Prince:

"plant"

"But the name I like.....hm....you can call me"

"The Great Root"

greenshi:

"AH."

Janet:

"hi root!"

Brendle:

"...i feel like i should understand this"

greenshi:

"Oh hello!"

Wonder:

“Huh. We know an audrey II back home”

mums:

"Are you every plant that wants to beat the shit out of people"

J0rt:

"Hi Great Root!"

Bubbly:

"ooh!! nice to meet you!"

Brendle:

" am i missing something?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Root”

Mako:

"Nice to meet you, Root!"

Prince:

"Root!"

a mouse:

"great root, huh? a pleasure!"

Raven:

"Oh wow, THE famous plant among plants! It's an honor!"

Janet:

"... is it okay if i call you root, i don't wanna be rude"

chirp:

"Heya Root!"

Prince:

"how do you feel about digital roots?"

Mako:

"… You don't mind if we just call you Root, do you?"

[visual ref] [pretend i could get the actual render up[

A screenshot from a Super Smash Bros Ultimate game, of a purple Piranha Plant on the Battlefield stage.

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

"Root works just fine"

Mako:

"Cool!"

"And any pronouns are just fine"

Janet:

"oh heck yeah im gonna get creative with pronouns"

Wonder:

“Well, nice to meetcha, root”

Wonder:

“Can you tell chrys that I was legitimately being genuine?”

Janet:

"well i will if i ever have opportunities to use them, i don't tend to talk about people in the third person much"

Wonder:

“I wear my heart on my sleeve and it’s not my fault I talk weird”

Raven:

"We're humbled to make your acquaintance!"

Janet:

"anyway you seem nice c:"

"Y'see, I've met most of you all probably. Every great redwood you've looked up at in wonder. Every tree you've climbed and build a treehouse in. Ever flower you've given a nice smell. Every vine you've thought of swingin' on? Well.....that's me, baby"

Bubbly:

"how wonderful!!"

Wonder:

“but I’m right here /j”

Janet:

"oh nice, i've climbed trees, they were awesome"

"Oh, well thank you VERY much, I'm quite flattered"

Raven:

"Wow, I've always wanted to meet the redwoods of my ancestral home!"

"I'm guessin' Chrysanthemum got a little too overprotective?"

Mako:

"Maybe"

Wonder:

“You could call it that”

Raven:

"Yeah, anything short of enthusiasm wasn't enough"

"Hahaha, I'll be sure to have a word with 'em. I promise you they mean well."

Janet:

"im not sure 'protective' is the right word, we're a ceramic hedgehog we can't do much"

Wonder:

“I know, just…”

Wonder:

“Whatever, I’m over it”

Brendle:

"i sure do wish we had arms"

greenshi:

"Oh you are lovely <3"

a mouse:

"you could call em nerium oleander with how dangerous they got for a second lmao"

Epicsuperbat:

“A bit overprotective? They threatened to kill us”

Janet:

"we did fight a goddess once, but that was very special circumstances"

Raven:

"We needed to save a baby"

"Of course, I ain't excusin' their behavior. I presume you weren't writin' some manifesto on burnin' down every thing with plant cells in 'em"

Janet:

"a baby who is a gardener i think! at least she has a trowel and plants trees"

Wonder:

“Just living on this earth”

Epicsuperbat:

“ I just said “I hate nature” that’s it”

Wonder:

“Or uhh… some other earth in your case”

"I imagine just with how people have been treatin' the world, they can get overprotective. I'll be sure to get em to ease up"

"Now, hey, Jokebot?"

HA

Wonder:

“Also they should blame the big corporations and not individuals”

Brendle:

"ha"

Epicsuperbat:

“Never got to explain that I have allergies”

Raven:

"There's a lot of us here, so we get hectic"

a mouse:

"i love nature! as a harvest mouse i owe my life to you, basically!"

Wonder:

“Collective action’s cool and all but they’re the ones doing all the shit”

Janet:

"as a chao im also a big fan of nature"

"I presume this here ceramic conversation starter has other contestants to converse with, yes?"

Wonder:

“Mhm”

CORRECT! I WAS INFORMED TO SEND THEM TO THE END

Insider2000:

"Definitely."

"Oh"

a mouse:

"oh, shoot, the other contestants, we totally forgot"

Janet:

"the... the end?"

Brendle:

"...The End?"

Prince:

"The end?"

J0rt:

"the.... the end?"

mums:

"oh lets go talk totThe End from sonic"

Prince:

"....is that a person"

Brush:

"like minecraft?"

Brendle:

"Enderman?"

Mako:

"Of the roster"

"Best of luck with that one"

Wonder:

“…don’t you mean in the end?”

Raven:

"...The End?"

Wonder:

“Or at the end?”

Mako:

"… I think"

Janet:

"bye root, lovely to see you!"

mums:

"We going to the moon baby"

"Was nice gettin' to see you all!"

END NELSON EVENT

ngl y'all

Insider2000:

Tired?

no not yet

I'm having A Blast rn

Bubbly:

YEAH

Janet:

im glad, this rules

J0rt:

hell yeah!!!

Raven:

Yay!!!

Insider2000:

HELL YEAH!

Wonder:

Oh yeah, same here

Prince:

yeah

Prince:

like

Wonder:

I missed this

chirp:

Im glad!!

Brendle:

i'm resolving to stay awake until we meet The Rest

although when the bracket drops there may be a couple people you haven't met yet

But we'll see how it goes

Because we have a few other people to meet

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Prince:

"hewwo?"

Mako:

"Heya!"

Wonder:

“…”

mums:

"Hi joke bot"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yo”

Brendle:

"Jokebot?"

TRANSPORTING [NELSON] TO NEXT CONTESTANT

chirp:

"Heya!"

Wonder:

“I don’t like where this is going”

Brendle:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAH"

ube:

"oh hello!"

Wonder:

“Oh nvm I misread”

Brendle:

"hey jokebot what's The End?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are all the contestants single?”

PROFILE: [THE END]

LOADING....

Bubbly:

"um."

UNKNOWN

Brush:

"fun!"

Brendle:

"phooey"

Janet:

"exciting!"

vivi/vince:

“hm.”

Mako:

"Fun."

Prince:

"fun!"

ube:

"hm"

Raven:

"Haha. We're in Danger."

Wonder:

“Yeah, that’s probably what prism’s afraid of…”

Epicsuperbat:

“Hope its a Snake”

Epicsuperbat:

“No reason”

LOADING VISUAL REFERENCE

Sephiroth in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. He's a tall slender japanese man in leather trousers, a leather coat with pauldrons, leather boots, and a corset of some kind, with a pair of belts covering his chest. with long flowing silver hair and a single wing, which is black here. His clothing is subtly purple, but its very hard to tell. He's definitely not shirtless though, that's a different Smash costume.

mums:

"oh. regular sephiroth"

ube:

"OH"

Raven:

"MOTHER FUCJER"

Epicsuperbat:

“SEPHIROTH FROM SEPHIROTH”

Wonder:

“Uhhh…”

ooc note its not regular seph

Prince:

that's purple seph

Prince:

thats skin 2

yeah what prince said

Raven:

"PURPLE DIMENSION"

Janet:

"oh btw jokebot we know a bunch of other robots if you're interested, we even once met internet explorer!"

vivi/vince:

“not sephiroth from not sephiroth”

Epicsuperbat:

“SEPHIROTH FROM KINGDOM HEARTS”

pretzels is the same except its sephiroths

THE END LOCATED

Wonder:

“…god I hope i get to ASS season 2 soon or else I’m gonna look like I’m ripping this off /lh /hj”

a mouse:

"howdy! jokebot keeps calling you 'the end' and i dunno what that entails but i'm no stranger to waving at the abyss!"

vivi/vince:

“OH”

TRANSFERRING TO THE END

END NELSON EVENT

one moment then we'll get started :)

(Again juggling a few bawls here)

Wonder:

SHES HERE /j

I FORGOT SMILEYS ARE CURSED

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Brendle:

"Whomst"

"Well howdy hey there!"

Raven:

"Hello, we're the audience, speaking to you via Nelson! Please don't murderize us"

Prince:

"hi"

J0rt:

"hi, is the The End?"

Natalya:

"Nelson"

Bubbly:

"howdy!"

Wonder:

“Hey…?”

Brendle:

"can you do a backflip"

vivi/vince:

“hi?”

Epicsuperbat:

“I assume you have zero connection with Nyavalanch, but have you heard of the door to darkness??”

Janet:

"hi the end! endy end end, first name the?"

"Ohoho! Well, looks like I've already been introduced huh?"

Wonder:

“Sorta”

"Yes siree! I'm The End!"

Brendle:

"oh The End is going to be delightful, aren't they"

Raven:

"Only in a very eerie way"

Janet:

"we know the name 'the end' and that's about it"

Wonder:

“Any reason why you’re called that?”

mums:

"Is that just a fun name, or"

"Oh really is that so?"

Janet:

"also we were shown an abstract representation of you via smash bros character"

Wonder:

“I’m guessing it’s a stage name so…”

"Well I've got quite the interesting reason for that one, buddy boy!"

"But first I got some questions for you! You don't mind if I ask them, do ya?"

Prince:

"thank jod a normal purple sephiroth"

Wonder:

“Sure go ahead”

mums:

"Go ahead champ"

Raven:

"We know an evil babysitter who's really scared of you"

"Hey hey hey! You already know what I'm about to ask!"

"So you know about Prism!"

Wonder:

“Unfortunately”

Bubbly:

"we do."

J0rt:

"are you the one agent kitsune called seed 3?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Too much”

Natalya:

":/"

Raven:

"Yeah, she trapped us all in a dream"

"Yep! Because I'm the third seed in this tournament!"

J0rt:

"also yeah prism sucks"

"Not to worry you all too much, but I'm quite the fighter!"

Janet:

"we know a lot about prism, and also can detect when she messes with people's speech"

Epicsuperbat:

“And the 3rd Sephiroth”

Wonder:

“I’m sure you are /gen”

Epicsuperbat:

“3 Sephiroth theory “

Janet:

"also we see speech as text"

"Ohoho! Well don't worry! Prism won't be messing with me, no she won't!"

Raven:

"We look forward to watching your fights!"

mums:

"I believe it, that sword is long as fuck"

Janet:

"we've heard that before, but i like that confidence"

"Ohoho! Well you've got all the reason to believe my bluster"

"Because Prism is afraid of me"

Wonder:

“Yeah”

"I'm here because Prism is so scared of me"

Janet:

"oh so you're, the literal end, huh"

"She is the reason I exist"

Brendle:

"ohhhhhh"

Brendle:

"ohhhhhhh"

Raven:

"She is! I guess it makes sense, every story would fear its Ending"

"But I'm gettin' ahead of myself, aren't I?"

"Do you know where you are?"

Wonder:

“Little bit”

Janet:

"we know there's grass"

Janet:

"and koopalings"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can’t get ahead of the end”

Wonder:

“Another dimension”

Raven:

"Pinks and Purples Dimension"

Brendle:

"and Hole"

Brush:

"i hear there's a train"

mums:

"No clue!"

"Some of you guys have the right idea"

"Sorta"

Janet:

"and ireland"

Wonder:

“Theory’s been going around that this is a ‘reboot’”

vivi/vince:

“somewhere where britain isn’t”

mums:

"Is she like your Mom or just like. a being who created you"

"I'll ask you all another question"

"Have you seen Prism yet?"

Janet:

"nope!"

Bubbly:

"not yet"

Brush:

"nope!"

mums:

"Kitsune said she didnt come"

Wonder:

“Not yet, thankfully”

chirp:

"Nope!"

vivi/vince:

“no”

Raven:

"Not since we got here, no"

"Don't ya think that's a little odd?"

Wonder:

“Yeah, she isn’t here at all”

Wonder:

“A little, yeah”

"After all, she's ususally pretty intrusive, huh?"

"You wanna know why?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Just assumed she was waiting”

Wonder:

“Yeah, usually she’s just watching us through here”

Raven:

"Yeah, she wanted to rewrite everything"

Wonder:

“…is it because you’re prism?”

greenshi:

"Are you keeping her away?"

"Me? Prism? ................depends on how ya look at things.........."

Epicsuperbat:

“Huh”

Bubbly:

"hmm..."

greenshi:

"Dont like that"

Wonder:

“…oh god that was a joke”

Prince:

"Reboot Prism?"

Brendle:

"man i was hoping for a No there"

Raven:

"Are you an alternate her?"

"That's like looking at a blondie named after some dinosaur bones and saying he's some mid-20's gamer living in his basement"

"So in all senses.....no"

Wonder:

“Phew!”

Raven:

"Haha what"

"See, here's the thing about Prism"

greenshi:

"Hey I Dont Wanna Talk About That Guy"

"Why do ya think this happened outta nowhere?"

Janet:

"dream is collapsing?"

Wonder:

“Cause the grand kerfuffle’s ending”

Raven:

"Maybe because the hiatus was so long?"

Wonder:

“Which means everything’s ending”

Epicsuperbat:

“Power of gay”

Brendle:

"Brendle Fear"

Janet:

"inspiration happened that wasn't channeled in prism's direction?"

Wonder:

“And she kinda wants to prolong the inevitable”

Lime:

"to extend the story"

Wonder:

“But then we’re here”

vivi/vince:

“went without attention for too long”

"You all are pretty smart cookies, I'll give you all that"

vivi/vince:

“did you say cookies”

Janet:

"story idea that ended up supporting this along the side like a little bubble story?"

Wonder:

“It’s not really the first time we’ve been through a conversation like this”

"Haha! Fair enough!"

"You see, Prism is afraid of ending whatever this is. Whatever you might call it"

"Feeling like it might not live up to whatever she wishes it could be"

Raven:

"The Story"

"What does she wish it could be?"

"Who knows"

"But she isn't ready for it"

Brush:

"i feel that"

Wonder:

“Well, with how she abused the cods, probably something questionable”

vivi/vince:

“she just like me fr”

Raven:

"Oh damn, that's a mood and a half"

"But her boss Spectrum....her boss Spectrum wants to create more. Spectrum is....mm...how do we say it...hungry"

Brendle:

"moooood ngl"

Wonder:

“Though, I guess this is more of an artistic end rather than a literal one”

Lime:

"she's just like us fr"

"Spectrum wants more"

Janet:

"tastey storytelling"

Brush:

"hungee god"

Wonder:

“Yeah that’s us. Sorta.”

Brendle:

"munch munch munch munch"

Bubbly:

"hmm.."

Raven:

"Spectrum do be ADHD tho"

Mako:

"I suppose we are starved for content…"

"So Prism finds a way to push back the ending and feed the need to make more for Spectrum"

Wonder:

“Uh-huh?”

Janet:

"oh so this was prism's doing, but not part of some big plan?"

Raven:

"Makes us all sound like some kind of evil being that needs to be fended off with sacrifices :("

Janet:

"and you're here as a consequence of that pushing back i guess"

"And to do that she does something that...if a normal person were to do it....well....their remains would be indistinguishable from the ashes of a campfire, if you smell what I'm steppin in"

Wonder:

“Yeah… we know…”

Janet:

"oh wait did she do the ascendy thing"

"Glad we're on the same page"

Wonder:

“Last person who was at that end is fine.., I hope…”

"Yep! Creating a new reality like this.....that's a Spectrum-only type deal"

Raven:

"She keeps hurting people though, and since they're 'fictional' she doesn't think it matters"

"But I should save you all the picky details and get to talking about what you really want to know"

"Me"

"You see, Prism was scared when she made this"

"So......here I am!"

Prince:

"Creating a new reality..."

Snek:

"Where have I heard that one before."

"I'm the end!"

Raven:

"Ah, so like a remnant of her emotions"

Snek:

"Huh."

J0rt:

"oh so this is a BRAND NEW dimension"

Snek:

"wack."

Raven:

"Psychonauts style, I like it!"

Wonder:

“Neat”

"You can't create without putting yourself into it"

"But here's the fun catch"

Raven:

"REAL shit"

Prince:

"Prism Self-Insert Real (/J)"

chirp:

"Makes sense."

"And I'll tell you this, and then I'll let you see your friends"

"Like....the ones you want to see"

Wonder:

“Here or…?”

Bubbly:

"yes please"

Mako:

"Thank you in advance"

Janet:

"oh we wanna see Everyone, you included"

"If I become the champion of this Kerfuffle"

Raven:

"You're a delight but yeah we wanna make sure they're okay"

"The CPU Kerfuffle is over. Forever"

Janet:

"oh huh"

Wonder:

“Hm.”

END NELSON EVENT

Natalya:

Ryan you are not my friend and I do not know you at all, and this story is meerly a medium, but
I do want you to know that no matter what you decide, we have all loved this story and the joy it has given us.

Snek:

Yeah Ryan I genuinely love CPU Kerfuffle! If it needs to end thats how it is

I appreciate all of the kind words y’all are giving me here. I just want to make it clear that I don’t feel overexerted or pressured or anything of the like. If I was feeling too overexerted to continue, I wouldn’t be doing this right now. This character is just an idea I had in mind that I thought would be interesting.

Raven:

We'll all be here for whatever it is you make next whenever CPUK is done, happy to see what one funny guy on the internet obsessed with the clock monkeys came up with this time

And one I simply came up with to kinda capitalize on and play around with the nature of endings as a whole

Prince:

i think that the end has a snake motif designwise btw .

I agree

chirp:

Understood! The metanarrative aspect of the character concept was admittedly a little worrying as to your feelings about all this

Yeah I get that! Thats why I wanted to make that aspect certain. Don’t worry. If I feel like doing this is a burdensome obligation, I won’t do it

[more mums art, what the heck]

Thank you mums

Snek:

Also uh gender check on this beast what pronouns is The End

Pronouns for The End are also Any, but I'll probably use he/him for most of it

Alright in terms of character I want to have an introduction for, we're nearing the end, so the bracket will come soon, and you'll get to meet some of the others as the tournament starts up

Bubbly:

hehe the end

Natalya:

Actually we just were at the end

Anyway, End handed Nelson back to Jokebot

HAH

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Janet:

"hi!"

TRANSPORTING TO NEXT CONTESTANT

Brendle:

"omg hiiiii jokebot :))))"

mums:

"take me awaaay"

vivi/vince:

“jokebot my friend jokebot”

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE?

Janet:

"jokebot my good pal jokebot who i love"

Brendle:

"PLEASE"

Janet:

"yes!"

vivi/vince:

“you know we would”

Bubbly:

"YES"

Raven:

"Yes please!"

WHAT I"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NELSOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

CRASH

Mako:

"Oh?"

J0rt:

"WHO!!!!"

END NELSON EVENT

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Mako:

"HELLO?? FRIEND???"

Brush:

"HEWWO!!"

Bubbly:

"HELLO?"

vivi/vince:

“HI”

J0rt:

"HI WHO'S HTIS"

Janet:

"hi are you okay?"

mums:

"HI?"

Natalya:

"HI??

greenshi:

"HI!"

Raven:

"ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?! WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK"

"NELSON! NELSON!"

Bubbly:

"WHATS HAPPENED"

mums:

"why did we crash JHI"

vivi/vince:

“HI HI HI”

mums:

"WHOS THIS:"

Mako:

"QUICK WHO IS THIS"

Snek:

"HI"

greenshi:

"WHO IS IT HI"

"ITS ME JUNIPER!!!"

mums:

"JUNI"

Brush:

"HIIIIIII"

Bubbly:

"JUNI"

Mako:

"JUNI!!!!"

Janet:

"oh my gosh hi juni!!!"

vivi/vince:

“HI JUNI”

Natalya:

"JUNI!!"

Snek:

"JUNIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bubbly:

"JUNIIIIII"

Raven:

"JUNI!!!!!"

Mako:

"HI"

ube:

"JUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

J0rt:

"JUNIE!!!!!!! YOU'RE OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

chirp:

"JUNI!!!!!!!!!!!"

Brush:

"REAL JUNIE MOMENT"

greenshi:

"JUNIIIIIIII"

Bubbly:

"HOW ARE YOU GIRL"

Mako:

"ARE YOU OKAY?"

Janet:

"did you fight the ground? did you win?"

Raven:

"BABY CHILD SWEET BABY GIRL YOU'RE OKAY"

"OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM HUGGING YOU IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW OH MAN OH GOSH NELSON!!!!!"

J0rt:

"Who else is there?!?"

Bubbly:

"THANK YOUUUUU"

Brendle:

"YOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"I GOTTA TELL FOLK!!!!!!"

Janet:

"oh yay we're being hugged!"

Mako:

"MAN I WISH WE COULD DO THE SAME"

greenshi:

"JUNI WE MISSED YOU"

Brendle:

"FOLK IS HERE"

Mako:

"FOLK!!"

J0rt:

"oooooh we are being hugged in real life"

greenshi:

"FOLK!!"

Raven:

"Is Folk here too?!"

Bubbly:

"ARE YOU GUYS OKAY??"

J0rt:

"FOLK!!!"

"YEAH!!!!!"

Mako:

"QUICK WHO ELSE IS HERE?"

ube:

"FOLK!!!!!!!!!!!"

Insider2000:

"JUNIIII!"

Insider2000:

"AND FOLK!"

Raven:

"AAAAAAAA I'M SO GLAD"

"I'LL GO GET EM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

END NELSON EVENT

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"Well son of a bitch"

J0rt:

"HI!!!!"

Prince:

"whaoghgg"

Bubbly:

"HELLO??"

Brendle:

"WHOMST"

Prince:

"HI"

greenshi:

"HI"

J0rt:

"to whom are we squeaking???"

Bubbly:

"WE MISSED YOU GUYS"

Raven:

"YOU'RE ALIVE!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey”

chirp:

"HI!!!!!"

greenshi:

"WE MISSED YOU"

ube:

"folk?"

"That's right. It's me, Folk"

Janet:

"hi folk!!"

Brendle:

"IT'S BEEN 3000 YEARS..."

J0rt:

"YAAAAY FOLK!"

vivi/vince:

“FOLK”

Snek:

"FOLK I MISSED YOU SO MUCH"

Insider2000:

"Hiya, Folk!"

Bubbly:

"HOW ARE YOU GUYS"

chirp:

"FOLK MY FRIEND FOLK!"

Janet:

"how long's it been for you?"

mums:

"Dude, we missed you so much"

Raven:

"OH MY GOSH WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE NOT DEAD"

"Whoa, hey! I missed you all too! So I'm guessin' you fell in the hole, right?"

greenshi:

"WAHHHHH WE MISSED YOU ARE YOU OKAY"

Brendle:

"hole"

Bubbly:

"hole"

Snek:

"yeah."

J0rt:

"yeah hole"

Natalya:

"hole

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

greenshi:

"HOLE"

chirp:

"hole."

ube:

"yeah hole happened"

"Yeah, that's what Danthony said"

Raven:

"Yeah, the whole room fell apart!"

Mako:

"Yep"

"He told me the whole thing"

Mako:

"We need a quick head count, who else made it here?"

Raven:

"Folk, oh my gosh, we've got so much new intel!"

greenshi:

"Wait so are all the winners here???"

"He said that everything was fallin' apart on your end and he dropped you at first, but then he dove after ya"

chirp:

"How did y'all from the winners box get here?"

J0rt:

"is j0hn here???? jokebot knew his name"

Bubbly:

"aww.."

mums:

"That. Is poetntially copncerning considering the state of some of them:

greenshi:

"HE WENT AFTER US??"

greenshi:

"AUGH"

Raven:

"IS HE OKAY?!"

"Yeah, the little dummy dove headfirst"

J0rt:

"ough..... danthony................"

Bubbly:

"BUDDY"

Brush:

"ough..............."

"He's all good, just a little shaken. We all are"

chirp:

"danthony..............."

Raven:

"Danthony my fucking beloved"

mums:

"We;ll have to thank him when we see him next"

Janet:

"im glad you're okay, also yeah that sure sounds like danthony, always heroic"

"So you're askin' who made it? Well, we talked it out and here's what we figured"

"So first, the winners box"

J0rt:

"so crimbo is here......"

greenshi:

"BOTH crimbos"

Raven:

"Crimson must be pretty steamed Prism made a new reality"

greenshi:

"Captain as well"

J0rt:

"oh my god yeah i forgot about captain crimbo"

Snek:

"Is my son here..."

mums:

"A"

greenshi:

"Two of them (two of them)"

Snek:

"I miss him so."

greenshi:

"Is there a Frog here? Did my Guy make it?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint would hate that she missed out in two crimsons”

"When the whole.....uh....situation....went down, a hole opened up. Crimson told me that Prism was starting some kinda new universe. Trainer of Justice, the headstr- "
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS"

Bubbly:

"YESSSS"

mums:

"YAAAY"

Prince:

"YES"

Snek:

"YES HE MADE IT!!!!"

Bubbly:

"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Janet:

"yay!!!"

ube:

"TOJ!!!!!!!"

Mako:

"YEAHHHHHH TOJ!!!!!"

greenshi:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

J0rt:

"HI TOJ!!!!"

vivi/vince:

“MMMMMMM”

Epicsuperbat:

“MMMMMMMMM”

chirp:

"hiiiiiiiii TOJ!!!!!!!"

Brush:

"MMM"

Raven:

"YEAAAAAA"

greenshi:

"I MISSED YOU BUDDY"

Bubbly:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYESSSS"

Mako:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

a mouse:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMM"

"Ahem...LIKE I was saying. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but we can holler all we want in a minute"

Mako:

"Right, sorry"

a mouse:

"MMMMMmmmmmmalright."

Raven:

"Hehe, glad you're all unharmed"

Epicsuperbat:

“MMM”

"Trainer of Justice went charging in with Juniper following soon after. I had to make sure she was alright. Crimson said something about staying behind with Cobalt and Chartreuse to make sure everything in the Dream World was alright for everyone else"

Bubbly:

"hm."

J0rt:

"aww.... no crimbo..........."

Insider2000:

“Cods working together…”

Raven:

"Ahh, that makes sense"

J0rt:

"yeah, good that they're holdin down the fort"

chirp:

"What about the Captains?"

Raven:

"If the dream world dissolved, everyone stuck in it would have no way to escape"

Epicsuperbat:

Oh, but what about peppermint?

"And then from there, based on everyone else's story, a few randos from other rooms that never got their chance to be in the 4th dream tourney got sucked in as well"

Raven:

"Huh, rather fair of Prism"

Bubbly:

"IS QUAD OKAY??"

greenshi:

"I see...."

Mako:

"Is one of them Lou this is pertinent information"

"Quadratic offered to stay behind as well. He figured since he was proficient in how Prism works, he could help make sure not everything collapsed alongside the Cods"

Bubbly:

"i see.."

Prince:

"I'm guessing CBS went back to the darkest pits of hell then?"

"Same with Broxas....for some reason"

Epicsuperbat:

“He could kick her ass again”

Mako:

"Aww"

Raven:

"Oh shit, Discord Jack must be completely cut off from Spectrum right now"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay”

"Anyhow, I got a list of everyone who made it from the original tournament..."

a mouse:

"oh good, SOMEONE has a list"

"Let's see...we have.....Juniper, Trainer of Justice, Myself, Danthony, Waltz...didn't even know she was in the tournament....Winston Overwatch.....whoever the hell 'Lou' is, Spriteman, and J0hn, whose circuits got a little fried by the move, so he's still recovering"

Janet:

"lou!!!"

Bubbly:

"LOU"

Prince:

"WINSTON?"

Mako:

"WALTZ"

Brendle:

"WALTZ"

vivi/vince:

“WINSTON AND WALTZ?”

Bubbly:

"oh gosh is J0hn okay??"

Prince:

"FUCKING WINSTON GODDAMN OVERWATCH?"

Insider2000:

“I knew Waltz would be here!”

Brendle:

"wait is she a dog or a pirate"

Mako:

"WAIT WHAT IS J0HN GOOD?"

greenshi:

"TODD"

"A pirate"

Brendle:

"Oh sick"

"J0hn's alright, he's fixed himself up from worse, he just can't talk right now"

Mako:

"How fried are we talking with the circuts"

Mako:

"Ah"

Brush:

"sad"

Bubbly:

"oh no..."

Epicsuperbat:

“WINSTON ANKLES, WALTZ AND LOU”

Insider2000:

“Maybe he can get his soundboard working.” /j

"Plus I need to break the news that....well...he and I are in similar situations"

Bubbly:

"oh. no?"

"In that there's someone we both wish had made it"

Raven:

"I hope he didn't take any permanent damage, he's had it rough enough as it is"

Mako:

"Oh…"

Insider2000:

“Oh yeah…”

Raven:

"...Larry..."

mums:

"Oh god... larry and Chartreuse?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint”

Bubbly:

"oh....."

"I get why Treusy couldn't make it. I'm gonna make it back"

"For her"

Janet:

"you've got this"

Insider2000:

“You will get her back for sure!”

A REGAL FANFARE IS HEARD

Janet:

"!"

Raven:

"She'll be okay. Believe in her."

"What in the-"

Bubbly:

"OH"

Prince:

"You can do it."

Mako:

"Wuh huh"

Insider2000:

“Wha-“

Bubbly:

"YOU GOT THIS"

Prince:

"We'll be cheering you on!"

vivi/vince:

“TRUMPET JUMPSCARE”

"Greetings one, greetings all!"

Mako:

"Ludwig"

Insider2000:

“Bracket announcement?”

"I, Ludwig Von Koopa, have a special announcement to make!"

mums:

"So regal!"

Raven:

"I don't think that's the phrase, Ludwig"

Mako:

"Shadow the Hedgehog is a-"

" The bracket is nearly complete!!!"

"However, we have run into one small problem"

Raven:

"Uh oh"

"With all of the contestants entered, we have found ourselves with........"

"31 contestants!"

Insider2000:

“Oh!”

mums:

"Wh-Who is 32!!"

Prince:

"Is it you?"

Brush:

"is it gonna be us."

greenshi:

"We need one more guy"

Prince:

"Is it Ludwig."

Raven:

"Who forfeited?"

Epicsuperbat:

“CAN WE VOLUNTEE”

Mako:

"Do we throw ourselves into the trenches with this one?"

greenshi:

"Is it us. We can fight"

Prince:

"Is he entering himself and making a scene of it."

Janet:

"does the end get a bye?"

"While I am thrilled with the number of entrants, it seems just short of a perfect 32, even with myself and Jokebot as contestants!"

"So if anyon-"

Prince:

"Oh okay!"

"Hold on....."

Mako:

"Ah. Time for us to throw hands yet again."

"Do you hear something"

mums:

"is it gonna be. Who could it be"

Raven:

"Time to Kirby mode I guess"

greenshi:

"WE VOLUNTEER"

Bubbly:

"wh"

vivi/vince:

“oh?”

"No, yeah I hear that too"

Epicsuperbat:

“We can fight!”

mums:

"WHAT DO WE HEAR"

Prince:

"...is it toj'

Mako:

"Huh?"

chirp:

"Hm?"

greenshi:

"Mmm?"

A green and yellow vortex.

Insider2000:

“Hmm?”

Bubbly:

"HOLE"

Raven:

"OH NO"

Bubbly:

"BING"

Prince:

"HOLE"

Brush:

"HOLE"

Janet:

"hole!!"

Mako:

"BING HOLE"

mums:

"HOLE"

greenshi:

"HOLE"

Bubbly:

"BING HOLE"

Insider2000:

“OH!?!”

Prince:

"BING HOLE"

ube:

"uh oh"

Epicsuperbat:

“BING@

greenshi:

"BING"

vivi/vince:

“BING HOLE”

J0rt:

"BING HOLE???"

Prince:

"BING COME ON BING"

greenshi:

"OR DANI"

Bubbly:

"LETS FUKCING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Mako:

"THE TECHNIQUE"

Raven:

"PLEASE BE BING"

Bubbly:

"OR DANI"

Raven:

"OR DANI"

Epicsuperbat:

“THE TECHNIQUE “

Janet:

"hole!!"

"Got room for one more?"

Bing's render in Super Smash Bros Ultimate, Chrom from Fire Emblem dressed in green and yellow.

Prince:

"LET'S FUCKIGN GO"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHHHHHH"

mums:

"WE ALWAYS DO"

Janet:

"bing !"

Snek:

"BING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mako:

"YEAHHHHHHHHH"

Bubbly:

"LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Prince:

"LET'S FUCKING GO"

J0rt:

"BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"

greenshi:

"BING"

Epicsuperbat:

“BING”

Prince:

"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO""

ube:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

Mako:

"BING SWEEP!!!!!"

greenshi:

"BING HOLE"

vivi/vince:

“BINGGGGGG”

Raven:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAA HE SAID THE THIIIIIIIIIIING"

Epicsuperbat:

“wWOOOO

greenshi:

"HES HERE"

Bubbly:

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Prince:

"BING TIME LET'S FUCKING GO"

J0rt:

"BING MY BEST FRIEND BING"

Janet:

"he's
bing"

chirp:

"BING HOLE."

Insider2000:

“WOOOOOO!”

"What the fuck?"

Bubbly:

"BING HOLE."

Mako:

"BING."

"Okay sure"

mums:

"KEPT US WAITING HUH?"

Epicsuperbat:

“THE TECHNIQUE BABY”

Raven:

"THAT'S OUR REDEEMED FORMER PRISM LIKER"

"Alright, just one moment please!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WHITE WOMEN BEWARE”

chirp:

"THATS OUR LOVABLY MEDIOCRE FRATBOY"

Mako:

"TIME TO CPU THIS KERFUFFLE"

Prince:

"kept you waiting huh"

Janet:

"oh no bing and disc"

Just a moment, adjusting the bracket a bit to make sure we have good matchups round 1

"See you all when the tournament begins!!!"

https://challonge.com/MajesticKerfuffle

[warning: the bracket link contains results spoilers]

Winner's Round 1: Top 32

Midas

Ryu From Streets

Folk

Noinim

Chrysanthemum

Arrow Ace

Gary

Lou

Winston Overwatch

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Big The Cat

Spriteman

The Great Root

Joe Lift

Neon White

Bing

Juniper Uppercut

Waltz

Hackerman J0hn

Jake Irish

The Sweepmaster

Ludwig Von Koopa

Mayor Pomeranian

Grandma Snazzy

The End

Salsa Stella

Experiment 12965

Disc

Jumping Jack

Agent Kitsune

Danthony

JOKEBOT 99

END NELSON EVENT

END OF PART 1

Part 2

BEGIN CUTSCENE

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

Juniper had really gotten her mileage out of slapping Cobalt's head....again

Fortunately, it didn't seem like he still didn't mind all that much. After all, existing for all of time made it such that he could handle anything....even lot of slaps on the head....repeatedly....

Cobalt was staring ahead, mostly in a sort of meditation, allowing the time to pass, before being interrupted by a voice. "Hey...Cobalt?" The god's eyes flickered downwards towards Folk, who had almost snuck up on him if not for the question.

"Folk?" he responded in turn.

The canine paused, as if taking time to choose his words. "You...know about the whole thing with Spectrum and Prism and stuff, right?"

"I'm not exactly certain what you mean."

"You know....the nature of all....this."

Cobalt took a deep breath. "Yes...yes I am aware."

Folk took a seat, staring ahead into the technicolor void of the winners' waiting room alongside Cobalt. "Do you know if it's possible to see...where we came from?"

The god turned his head to look down on Folk, causing a small "whoa!" from Juniper, stopping her slapping for now. "There are ways. If I am correct in my assumptions, then I don't think that I can provide you....exactly what you are looking for. And it is only a window, not a door. Even if you could see what you are looking for...would you want to?"

"Yes." His answer was immediate. "I just...want to know if he's okay."

Juniper piped up from atop Cobalt's crown. "Who's okay?"

Folk froze, with the name forming a lump in his throat. "A...very close friend of mine."

"Well he's got you as a friend, so he can't be doing that bad, right?"

This brought out a rare chuckle from Cobalt. "It's funny. She's more right than she knows. After all, you are still there, are you not?"

Folk prepared to answer, only to be interrupted by the gravelly voice of Crimson. "OH SHIT!"

"Language, Crim-"

"Where's Prism?"

All eyes went to where they last remember seeing the possessed body of Dantoinette, followed by scanning around the room. She was nowhere to be found. Nothing but the few winners' bracket members, the wild technicolor of the surrounding space and the cracks in reality that were starting to f- the WHAT?

As if all at once, all hell broke loose. A crack in the room tore open, dropping pieces of pure color across the room as a massive wormhole opened up in the crack, trying to pull everyone in.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" the green and yellow Spriteman shouted over the commotion.

Even with the sound of madness engulfing the room, Crimson's growl could still be heard.

"Looks like some kinda universal portal. I think she's tryin' to get away!"

"WE MUST BRING THIS EVILDOER TO JUSTICE!!!!!!!" The boisterous bellow of Trainer of Justice echoed as he charged towards the portal.

"YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!" Came the victory shout of a newly invigorated Juniper as she launched off of Cobalt's head to follow the Trainer.

"JUNIPER!!!" shouted Folk as he fought the urge to immediately dive in after her. Before he did, he looked over to Crimson and Cobalt, as if making certain that this wasn't an awful idea.

Crimson was the first to speak up as Cobalt looked around at the further cracks appearing in the wall as more debris started to fall. "YOU GO!! THIS IS PROBABLY HAPPENING IN ALL THE OTHER WAITING ROOMS! WE CAN HANDLE KEEPING EVERYTHING TOGETHER!"

Folk nodded and turned around, charging into the portal.

END CUTSCENE

Alright, so are all of our predictions in?

Alright! Let's get this party started!

LET THE MAJESTIC KERFUFFLE BEGIN

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey, I see you've been eating nothing but stale bread! Did you know they make edible gold?? Maybe you could put it on there for extra pizzazz?"

"No thanks! I'm perfectly happy with my choice of cuisine!"

[1: Midas vs Ryu From Streets]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"heeeeey"

Bubbly:

"yo!!"

mums:

"Hi! Who's got us now?"

ube:

"oh hello!"

Lime:

"hello?"

Terry:

“Wowza”

Insider2000:

"Hello."

[NELSON]! YOU HAVE NOT MET ALL CONTESTANTS AS OF YET!

Wonder:

"oh hey jokebot"

Raven:

"Oh god, I've given this man an addiction to edible gold"

Prince:

"JOKEBOT"

Terry:

“Ryu from streets, unleash your true street fighter power”

mums:

"That's true Joke Bot! Gonna show us to them now?"

Lime:

"true!"

Prince:

"It's good to see you buddy!"

ube:

"hello jokebot my friend jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“I love you Joke Bot 99”

raine:

"show us more contestants! please jokebot"

Terry:

“We still have to meet my goat, Sweepmaster”

Terry:

“Can’t wait to see him”

Wonder:

"hey jokebot?"

GREETINGS

Wonder:

"you mind answering a quick question?"

I WILL ANSWER WHAT I CAN

Terry:

“Mind if I ask you a personal question”

Wonder:

"did ludwig ever consider making teams for the majestic kerfuffle, if it ever took off?"

THE IDEA OF TEAMS HAVE NOT BEEN CONSIDERED FOR THE MAJESTIC KERFUFFLE

Bubbly:

"i see!"

Wonder:

"noted, thank you jokebot"

Terry:

“👍”

NOW ARRIVING AT CONTESTANT

Lime:

"it's pretty big, it'd be hard to make 32 teams"

DELIVERING [NELSON] TO CONTESTANT

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Bubbly:

"hewwo???"

Prince:

"hello chat"

Terry:

“Hallo”

Mako:

"Hewwo!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

"Hmm...now what's this?"

Wonder:

"we are nelson, and we're spectators"

Lime:

"what's your name?"

Mako:

"Bald hedgehog"

a mouse:

"howdy, howdy!"

Terry:

“I am you”

ube:

"hiiii we're nelson"

"Oh, spectators?"

Raven:

"Hello! We're the audience!"

mums:

"Hi!"

Mako:

"Whomst've"

Bubbly:

"yee!!"

"Did they sell you tickets?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are god”

Bubbly:

"something like that"

Mako:

"We kinda just got here"

Wonder:

"nah we kinda just dropped in"

Brush:

"no we snuck in"

Wonder:

"pretty literally, too"

Mako:

"Fell in Hole, you see"

Lime:

"kinda"

Prince:

"we emerged from hole"

Raven:

"We arrived through the Hole with our friends"

ube:

"hole"

"Hm....you ought to get a ticket"

"You see...."

a mouse:

"we're riffraff that snuck into the arena by wormhole. this is partially a joke, of course"

Prince:

"What're you a cop?"

"The Majestic Kerfuffle is destined to be the first event to reach One Sweepillion tickets sold"

Wonder:

"oh"

Prince:

"YEAH BUDDY?"

Mako:

"Oh! Sweepmaster, right?"

Wonder:

"you're sweepmaster, then"

"Thanks to my assistance"

Bubbly:

"UHHUH"

ube:

"SWEEPMASTER!"

Raven:

"We are very small, and have no money, because we are using a ceramic hedgehog as a radio"

"I am The Sweepmaster"

Mako:

"I see"

Prince:

"Is it true that you're a vampire?"

Epicsuperbat:

“It’s sweepin time”

"I find that to be irrelevant"

"But yes"

Terry:

“ITS SWEEPOCLOCK”

Prince:

"how do you feel about the donkey kong franchise. asking for a friend (me)"

Terry:

“Do you know Thriller”

Prince:

"also thoughts on brooms?"

Lime:

"favourite ice cream?"

Raven:

"These are wildly unrelated questions"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you gay”

Wonder:

"only with nelson, i suppose"

"Wasn't it one of the first music videos to reach One Thrillion Views?"

Lime:

"yes"

"Then of course I know it!"

"Sweeps are my specialty"

mums:

"Is there a guy named the Thrillmaster as well or"

"There's a guy named Michael Jackson, does that count?"

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

Wonder:

"not really...?"

Mako:

"Oh! Report!"

Wonder:

"oh, first match"

Lime:

"no"

ube:

"oh?"

Mako:

"Yeah no really quick match huh"

Raven:

"Oh damn"

"Listen, just try a little bit of it. Between that and the water with no ice, I'm losing my mind here"

RYU FROM STREETS has been knocked into the loser's bracket by MIDAS

Raven:

"HE GOT THE MIDAS TOUCH"

Wonder:

"he shouldn't have kept jumping into light heavy"

fwiw Ryu from streets put up a surprising fight

Wonder:

"that shit's unsafe on block"

Mako:

"Bro got swept hard, huh"

Epicsuperbat:

“Wow that was fast”

"Shockingly, he almost won round 1"

Wonder:

"huh."

"But I might see if I can coach him a bit"

Wonder:

"huh."

"He needs a battle cry"

"Like"

Prince:

"You've got this sweepmaster"

Mako:

"Really? Felt like it went by quick"

"ITS STREETS TIME"

Prince:

"It's Ryuing Time?"

Prince:

"YEAHHHH THAT'S BETTER"

Mako:

"AND THEN HE STREETS ALL OVER THEM??"

Bubbly:

"AND THEN HE STREETS ALL OVER THE OPPONENT"

"I'll go inform him of this idea"

Insider2000:

"YEAH! I can't wait for him to street all over the place!"

Wonder:

"that sounds dirty..."

Mako:

"PERFECT"

"Jokebot...you know what to do"

mums:

"I believe ibn you sweepmaster"

Mako:

"See ya!"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I derive my powers from giving people choices that they must make and the effort taken to make such a choice. And ohhhhhhh do I have an idea of a painful choice to give you, Folk!"

"Hey....back off, buddy."

[2: Folk vs Noinim]

I had to give a the crux of Noinim's character in that opening quote for anyone who hasn't seen The Video I'm Referencing

mums:

what Is noinim again. i forget

Wonder:

kirby

Wonder:

white kirby

Yellow Kirby actually

the Nelson image

greenshi:

"HI"

Insider2000:

"Yello?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

"Oh thank you SO much Jokebot"

Mako:

"Hiya!"

mums:

"Hello there! Is this Jokebot?"

mums:

"Oh not jokebot"

"I've needed a paperweight since I've been bogged down by- whaaaaaaaaaa?"

Wonder:

"man, jokebot was awfully quiet this time around..."

Lime:

"who's this?"

Wonder:

"oh, you're new"

Bubbly:

"nelson jumpscare"

Mako:

"Ah. New?"

Epicsuperbat:

“HEY”

mums:

"Sorry! This paperweight is posessed!"

Brush:

"Finally someone gets our purpose"

Mako:

"Nice to meet you, we're Nelson"

"Y....yes I suppose I am...."

Raven:

"We're the audience, not a paperweight!"

mums:

"We can be both"

Mako:

"You got any mashed potatoes on you?"

Brush:

"we're both"

a mouse:

"i love weighing down paper! it's one of my favorite pastimes!"

Lime:

"were both"

Wonder:

"mmm... i'm gonna guess..."

Wonder:

"neon white?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are many things”

greenshi:

"And who are you friend?"

"W-well maybe we can be friends at some point, perhaps? Pleasure to meet you. You can call me Mayor Pomeranian"

mums:

"Hello Mayor!"

Bubbly:

"oh!! hello!!"

Mako:

"Oh! Nice to meet you!"

Wonder:

"damn, i'm really rusty..."

Brush:

"hewwo!"

mums:

"Woah, are you an actual mayor? Of what town?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh hi mayor”

Wonder:

"uh, nice to meet you too"

Raven:

"Nice to meet you!"

"I am! Thank you for asking! I'm the mayor of an island town known as Sandy Moon!"

Mako:

"Sounds quaint!"

Bubbly:

"what a cool name!"

Raven:

"Now I have the Moon Sand jingle in my head"

"Aww, well thank you for being so flattering, although I wasn't the one who came up with the name"

Epicsuperbat:

“Sounds like a place in spongebob”

greenshi:

"You sound like a lovely mayor! Have you ever been in a Scandal?"

mums:

"Aw, sounds nice. Pretty cool that you're a Mayor and you fight! ALSO. Cn we ask your pronouns?"

Mako:

"Oh wait! Pronouns?"

Wonder:

"was it the island representative?"

Lime:

"is it busy place? Mayor must be a stressful job"

"Oh! My pronouns are she/her!"

Mako:

"Cool!"

Raven:

"GREENSHI, WHAT--"

greenshi:

"Have You Done Crime"

Epicsuperbat:

“Have you been gay and done crime??”

"It's not too busy! We've only got a few villagers living there at the moment, but we live a quaint little lifestyle!"

Brush:

"what's the mafia like in Sandy Moon"

"I....uh.....don't have much an interest in relationships right now"

a mouse:

"be nice to her y'all, what the fuck????"

greenshi:

"You're Dodging The Question"

"As for c...crimes? I....don't believe so...unless I accidentally filed my taxes incorrectly"

greenshi:

"Okay cool"

Lime:

"it's sounds like a really nice place"

"And...maybe driving over the speed limit a couple times"

"But that can stay between us"

Wonder:

"don't uhh... don't mind all these questions"

Brush:

"our secret"

mums:

"Don't worry Ma'am, we will never tattle"

Epicsuperbat:

“Should do more crime”

Mako:

"Yeah, been there before"

Wonder:

"we're like this all the time"

Mako:

"Unfortunately"

"Oh, no worries! I'm used to facing the people!"

Lime:

"yeah if we're good at one thing it's not sharing information"

Raven:

"Finally, a politician we can trust"

Wonder:

"oh and uh, just outta curiosity..."

Wonder:

"what kinda islanders you got over at sandy moon?"

"Anyway, I hope you're able to come visit Sandy Moon after the tournament is over!"

mums:

"Do you have a first name, or is your name just Pomeranian?"

mums:

"We would love to! Nelson nestled in the sand under an umbrella..."

greenshi:

"It sounds like a great place!"

Mako:

"Osmosising a mocktail…"

"Oh! I'd...rather not reveal the personal information of any of our citizens. As for the question, it...simply became a moniker I use for the tournament! My real name is Isabelle!"

Wonder:

"fair enough-"

Mako:

"I see!"

Wonder:

"oh"

Prince:

"ACTUAL FOR REAL ISABELLE?"

J0rt:

"like from animal crossing?"

Raven:

"I hope there's a Museum. I love a good museum!"

mums:

"Woa...."

Brush:

"big fan!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Friend of Nook?”

greenshi:

"Oh just straight up isabelle huh. Neat!"

"Oh, you've met Tom Nook?"

Wonder:

"in a way"

mums:

"I've heard of your work before! You're an amazing city planner and mor!"

Lime:

"Heard of him"

Raven:

"Mor"

Epicsuperbat:

“I’ve hit him with my car”

"Yes! He's been quite the help ever since I had to take over"

Epicsuperbat:

“If that counts”

mums:

"Be Nice To Me"

ROUND THREE

Mako:

"Rounds! A whole 3 of them!"

"Oh yes, how exciting!!"

greenshi:

"Who are you rooting for this round?"

Raven:

"Our friend Folk is fighting right now, but the other contestant is cool too!"

"Well, I must say, the Noinim fellow is....unsettling, although you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover! That said, I am....a little biased towards my fellow canine"

mums:

"We like Folk too! He's a super cool guy"

Epicsuperbat:

“Folk my beloved”

"Oh! You know him?"

greenshi:

"Folks our friend!"

Wonder:

"he fights bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything"

"Wow, you all get around!"

Epicsuperbat:

“We go way back”

Lime:

"folk ♥️"

Raven:

"He's from the same place as us! He has a uh....sister, who looks a lot like you"

greenshi:

"I feel like you two would get along, actually"

"Well I hope I get to speak with him!"

Wonder:

"fingers crossed"

mums:

"He's a licensed Therapist as well actually. No wait. Does he still have that? Do you need a license for that?"

Wonder:

"he probably still is"

Lime:

"he's a lovely guy"

Wonder:

"i mean, he did talk with you-know-who"

"I would love to keep this conversation going, but between preparing for my fights, I have some paperwork I brought along that I need to get settled. But I hope we manage to cross paths again!"

mums:

"Bye Mayor!"

Wonder:

"likewise"

Wonder:

"see ya around"

Raven:

"Take care!"

greenshi:

"Oh okay bye!!"

vivi/vince:

“it was lovely to meet you!”

Epicsuperbat:

“Bye!”

Bubbly:

"good luck!!"

Lime:

"see ya"

END NELSON EVENT

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"E or C? Odd thing to ask, but my gut says to go with C"

NOINIM has been knocked into the loser's bracket by FOLK

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Seems weird you don't have anything beautiful to fight for like the great Mother Nature. In fact, you don't even have anyONE to fight for."

"I'm fighting for the beauty of the fight itself. You don't really need romance to appreciate that."

[3: Chrysanthemum vs Arrow Ace]

the Nelson image

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

"Audience?"

mums:

"Hi! This is Nelson!"

greenshi:

"Hiho"

Wonder:

"yep"

Bubbly:

"who is this??"

Raven:

"Heya!"

greenshi:

"Yeah?"

"Oh! So it's like that"

Wonder:

"just nelson is fine for now"

mums:

"Oh, you already know us?"

greenshi:

"And who are you?"

Prince:

“hi”

Lime:

"Hello hi hello"

"Jokebot came around and said you were the audience. Thought maybe its circuits were fried a bit"

mums:

"Nah it was bein' real."

Wonder:

"okay, now you have to be neon white"

"But this is....somethin'. Some kinda weird walkie talkie or....?"

J0rt:

"oh nah we're just a bunch of people speakin through this lil hedgehog :3"

Epicsuperbat:

“How dare you insult Joke Bot!!”

mums:

"Basically!"

Raven:

"Glad we don't have to convince you like AA. He's convinced we're a mean prank."

Brush:

"telepathic walkie talkie, yeah"

Wonder:

"...right?"

"Nah, I ain't Neon White. Name's Gary"

greenshi:

"Basically"

Wonder:

"GODDAMNIT."

mums:

"Think of it like a Camera/Walkie Talki HI GARY"

greenshi:

"YOU"

Insider2000:

"Oh! Gary!"

Mako:

"Nice to meet you"

Bubbly:

"gary."

Prince:

“Gary!”

mums:

"Hi. It is nice to meet you we are so normal?"

vivi/vince:

“gary!”

Raven:

"Nice to meet you, Gary!"

Prince:

“nice to meet you buddy”

Wonder:

"but yeah, nice to meet you too"

Mako:

"Don't worry Wonder, we'll get to him eventually"

J0rt:

"oh Gary! you wouldn't happen to know anyone named Larry or Barry, would you? or Jerry"

Epicsuperbat:

“Are you a snail?”

greenshi:

"Do the names Home, Larry, Barry, or Jerru mean anything to you"

"Yeah, I figured ya saw me on the bracket. Nice to meet ya."

mums:

"Jerru"

J0rt:

"oh yeah very important question Gary what's your last name"

Raven:

"Jerru"

Wonder:

"i just need to work on my guessing skills... it's been over a year since last time..."

vivi/vince:

“jerru”

Brush:

"Jerru"

"Home...Larry....Barry....Jerry.....Now, one of those ain't quite like the other"

greenshi:

"God dammit"

Mako:

"Well with context…"

Raven:

"Home's a surname, to be fair"

mums:

"You're right. Jerry must be burnt at the stake."

greenshi:

"What do you think of that J0hn guy"

Wonder:

"well, what about o'rourke? i'm gonna guess no, but i don't wanna put words in your mouth"

J0rt:

"or just Susan"

Prince:

"we're asking a lot of questions really fast"

"To answer ya question, no. Outside of like....I think I saw a bartender named Jerry once, but"

mums:

"Sorry for all of the quick questions! Here's some normalish ones. What do you do, mr Gary?"

Wonder:

"fair enough"

mums:

"Like outside of bloodsport"

Epicsuperbat:

“But are you a snail?”

"Yeah, one step at a time. I actually think I can answer a few at once. Someone was askin about the J0hn guy"

Raven:

"Yeah, he's our friend! We're from the same place"

"Y'see, I'm an electrical engineer by trade....I help with maintaining Jokebot when he malfunctions, along with a few other electrical things"

Bubbly:

"oh!!" interesting!!"

Mako:

"Ah, I see"

"And I couldn't help but notice that J0hn guy. Is that....a cyborg?"

Janet:

"oh, hi gary! have you ever broken the speed limit?"

Bubbly:

"its Normal"

Wonder:

"yep"

"Like full on half-human half-machine?"

Brush:

"Yeah!"

Wonder:

"full-on"

vivi/vince:

“just like cabinet man”

greenshi:

"Yeah"

Raven:

"Awesome! Yeah, he did most of his upgrades himself"

J0rt:

"not sure about exact halves, but yeah basically"

"Woooooooow! I definitely gotta talk to that guy"

Bubbly:

"youre also pronouncing his name correctly!"

Wonder:

"yeah, he could...kinda use your help"

Janet:

"well he didn't cyborg himself, but he fixed all the many many mistakes of the person who did"

greenshi:

"Hes cool we like him"

J0rt:

"oh yeah his circuits got fried in transit :("

J0rt:

"you should help him!!"

greenshi:

"Yeah!"

Janet:

"he's having a bad day after a bad few months :c"

"And loopin' back around, someone asked about the name O'Rourke. That's....actually my last name!"

Mako:

"OH?"

greenshi:

"AH"

Wonder:

"OH"

Bubbly:

"Oh!"

Insider2000:

"OH!"

Epicsuperbat:

“OH”

Raven:

"He might be a bit antsy, it's not his fault. He--OH"

Prince:

"huh!"

Wonder:

"shit, really?"

J0rt:

"are you married by any chance?"

Prince:

"that's neat"

Bubbly:

"we also know someone with that last name! what a coinky-dink"

Janet:

"oh! we've met an o'rourke before where we came from, she was nice"

"Yeah, although I keep my last name mostly on the downlow. Just cuz, y'know, work-life balance"

Janet:

"very fair"

Epicsuperbat:

“Valid “

"Wanna keep myself 'n my family outta the public eye"

Raven:

"We have an O'Rourke back where we're from too! She's an archeologist."

Brush:

"we are such a nosy paperweight"

Wonder:

"i'm sure you've got your secrets..."

"Oh! That's pretty interestin'"

greenshi:

"Do you, by any chance, have a daughter?"

Wonder:

"i dunno if i wanna ask... seems a little intrusive..."

greenshi:

"Yeah you dont gotta answer that, actually"

"You're right, you sure are quite the nosy paperweight."

"But I can't fault curiosity"

greenshi:

"Sorry I'm just. Curious"

Janet:

"we are literally the public eye, in a sense"

Epicsuperbat:

“You just seem like you’d be a great dad”

Wonder:

"we did fall out of a hole and we're not exactly from around here, so pardon our curiosity"

J0rt:

"you look a lot like someone we know and we're trying to see if there are similarities between you, sorry if we're being invasive!"

Bubbly:

"we did come from Hole"

Janet:

"though we mostly don't see stuff, we read what people say to us"

Raven:

"But yeah, J0hn's got a lot going on past and present, so if he seems off please don't hold it against him. When we all got stranded here, he...got separated from someone."

"Look, I appreciate the interest, and I'm sure it's all with best intentions, but I'm not at liberty to tell ya too much. Since you asked though, I'll tell you my wife is pregnant and leave it at that."

Janet:

"have you ever met sans? he's a universal constant so maybe you know him"

Wonder:

"oh!"

Wonder:

"congrats, dude!"

Insider2000:

"Congrats!"

Mako:

"Congrats!"

J0rt:

"oh, congratulations!!"

greenshi:

"Congrats!"

Janet:

"oh! congrats, you'll do great!"

Bubbly:

"congrats!"

Brush:

"Congrats!"

Epicsuperbat:

“CONGRATS”

Raven:

"Congratulations! May the delivery be safe and joyous"

"Thank ya, I'm hoping for the best for whatever might happen"

Wonder:

"yeah, man. you're gonna do great."

"Now I'm comin' up next, I gotta prep"

Wonder:

"good luck with the fight"

Bubbly:

"good luck!!"

greenshi:

"Good luck out there!"

Mako:

"Good luck!"

Raven:

"Break a proverbial leg!"

"Jokebot, where's this thing goin?"

Janet:

"glhf!"

SALSA STELLA

Wonder:

"be sure to talk to j0hn after"

greenshi:

"Salsa!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WE CAN FINALLY EAT”

"Ooh. Alright, alright, we'll have to see how ya like her"

Raven:

"💃"

"Till next time, weird rock"

Wonder:

"see ya"

greenshi:

"Byeee!"

END NELSON EVENT

I forgot to hit start battle so thats why this set is going on and on

ROUND THREE

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yo"

TRANSPORTING

Raven:

"Hello!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

Wonder:

"hi jokebot"

ube:

"oh hey jokebot!"

mums:

"Hi there jokester"

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE?

Bubbly:

"of course"

a mouse:

"always!"

Raven:

"Sure thing, buddy!"

greenshi:

"Yes please"

Epicsuperbat:

“ABSOLUTELY “

Brush:

"more than anything"

Wonder:

"i was gonna ask"

Insider2000:

"Always."

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Bubbly:

"uhhhh idk, why?"

greenshi:

"Why?"

mums:

"Why, I don't know!"

Mako:

"Cause they wanted to"

MOTIVE UNKNOWN

Wonder:

"is there a road?"

Brush:

"classic!"

greenshi:

"HAH"

Bubbly:

"LMAAOOOOOOOO"

J0rt:

"HA"

Mako:

"HA"

HA

greenshi:

"HAHAH"

ube:

"HA"

Raven:

"Haha! Because chickens are silly!"

Janet:

"wonderful joke"

Epicsuperbat:

“Chickens are great”

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"Keep on fighting for what you believe in. As you can see, I'm doin just fine with what I've got, Chrys!"

CHRYSANTHEMUM has been knocked into the loser's bracket by ARROW ACE

Mako:

"Report!"

Wonder:

"YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

Brush:

"THE POWER OF MY BOY"

Insider2000:

"NICE!"

Prince:

"W

Janet:

"heck yeah he powered through it!"

Lime:

"wooooooo"

Raven:

"QUEER POWER"

Janet:

"aroace rights!"

J0rt:

"AROACE RIGHTS!!!!!"

ALMOST ARRIVING AT THE NEXT CONTESTANT

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Alright, buddy. Ready for a nice clean battle?"

"Man, I've had a rough couple days, I'd really appreciate a bit of an easy trip here if that's alright"

[4: Gary vs Lou]

Brush:

lou....

Bubbly:

lou.....

greenshi:

lou,,,,,

Janet:

lou......

J0rt:

man..... poor lou.............

Wonder:

yeah, he might have a heart attack

Wonder:

i'm so sorry

J0rt:

WONDER

Mako:

WONDER

DAMN

Brendle:

I forgor who Lou is

Lou gave Prism a car battery once

Mako:

Ryan considered making Prism give him a heart attack

Raven:

Poor sucker who had to deliver the car battery to Prism and almost died for it

Yeah it was....dark

He's okay now!!!!!!!!

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yo"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

greenshi:

"Hiya!"

ube:

"hiiii"

Bubbly:

"salsa salsa salsa salsa"

Raven:

"Hello! We're the audience!"

Mako:

"Hey! Salsa Stella, right?"

"Ay! Esta hablando?!"

"You....talk?"

Janet:

"hi!! do you have food"

Mako:

"You bet!"

greenshi:

"We talk!"

J0rt:

"hi!!! we're Nelson :3"

Wonder:

"sí, nosotros podemos hablar"

Janet:

"we like food"

Epicsuperbat:

“We talk.a lot”

"Yes, yes my name is Salsa Stella!"

Mako:

"Kinda our thing"

Bubbly:

"can we Absorb some salsa if you have any please pleasep please"

a mouse:

"oh i like you already"

Mako:

"Please. Give salsa."

Raven:

"Yes, we use this funny hedgehog to talk to you all! It's silly, but entertaining"

mums:

"Oh I will leave this to our spanish speaking members. But si can we have some Salsa. pour it on us"

ooc note if my Spanish is kinda rough here, apologies in advance, and if it gets TOO egregious lmk

Brush:

"delichus salsa"

Epicsuperbat:

“Poor it into our hole, I wanna see what happens”

Bubbly:

"yeseyeseyesyesyes"

greenshi:

"Can we try some please? And thank you??"

Insider2000:

"Mad respect for salsa!"

J0rt:

"you've just gotta remove the rainbow dash sticker"

Brush:

"make us look like a murder victim"

J0rt:

"the hole's under there"

Wonder:

"more like a murder weapon, but semantics"

Mako:

"Don't worry, we'll just absorb it like a sponge"

Janet:

"we haven't eaten through that hole before but we're ready to learn"

"Ay, tan hambrientos! I don't have any ready at the moment, but come back later, I'll have some salsa for you!"

Janet:

"yay!"

Bubbly:

"YAAAYYY"

Brush:

"sad"

J0rt:

"yaaaaay!!"

Wonder:

"take your time"

Epicsuperbat:

“You better keep that promise”

Brush:

"but also yayyy inevitable salsa"

Janet:

"oh btw are you excited for combat"

Raven:

"Muchas Gracias! ...I hope I said that right, I took German"

Wonder:

"you did"

Janet:

"she took german, she stole it"

Raven:

"Oh thank goodness lol"

Mako:

"Damn, not only England, but Germany, too?"

"Just be sure you take your time and enjoy it! I know it's good, but it must be savored! Y de nada, mi erizo bonito"

a mouse:

"muchas gracias, doña Salsa!"

greenshi:

(Also what skin is Stella again)

(red Rosa)

Wonder:

"aww, we're not that cute..."

Janet:

"out of curiosity and general getting to know you, what are your pronouns?"

"They would be she/her!"

Janet:

"oh hey, same as me! (this specific entity within the nelson, not all of us)"

mums:

"We are she/her in the way that people will say "girl help""

Janet:

"we did help a girl once actually"

"Ohhh hay muchos voces"

Janet:

"it was fun and scary"

Wonder:

"demasiados"

Mako:

"I don't know Spanish so I'm just nodding my head as we converse"

"Well, thank you very much! It has been great to meet you! I'll be returning you to Jokebot and preparing some salsa!"

Janet:

"have you met bing?"

Mako:

"We'll be waiting!"

Raven:

"Best of luck in your fights!"

Janet:

"oh! nice to meet you too, im excited for salsa!"

Wonder:

"thanks, stella"

"¡Disfruta del torneo! ¡Hasta la vista!"

Wonder:

"adíos"

END NELSON EVENT

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"Sorry buddy. If it means anything, I still held back a bit to keep things fun"

LOU has been knocked into the loser's bracket by GARY

Bubbly:

lou is base luigi right?

skin 7

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I don't believe I've had the pleasure of meeting you. But your desire for justice is quite admirable. A friend once said the world could use more heroes"

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONKEY!!!!!!!!"

[5: Winston Overwatch vs TRAINER OF JUSTICE]

the Nelson image

"Yo, this thing workin?"

Prince:

"hewwo"

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

Terry:

“Hello”

Lime:

"hi hello hi?"

"AYYYYY"

ube:

"hello, nelson speaking"

"Alright, so let's talk real quick"

Terry:

“B”

Raven:

"Hi there! We're the audience!"

Wonder:

"yello"

J0rt:

"hiiiii whom are we squeaking to :3c"

"Yeah, I know you're the audience"

"What, you can't tell?"

Bubbly:

"we Cannot see"

"Have you already forgotten meeeeee?"

Mako:

"We don't have eyes"

Prince:

" :bing: "

Mako:

"Wait"

Wonder:

"to be fair, it has been over a year in our time"

Raven:

"We're more of a radio than anything"

Epicsuperbat:

“We have no eyes”

"YOUR time? Ohhhhh it's better than I thought"

Mako:

"Wait do we know you"

"It's Disc"

Mako:

"OH DISC"

Insider2000:

"We have no eyes, so we must scream."

Bubbly:

"AH"

Wonder:

"oh, hey disc"

mums:

"Oh lol"

J0rt:

"oh hi disc!!!!"

Insider2000:

"Oh, hi Disc."

ube:

"OH HIII"

Mako:

"Hiiii <3"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh hi!”

Prince:

" 💽 "

Raven:

"OH HEY! Good to speak to you again!"

mums:

"Girl we met you Yesterday sorry we dont know your speech patterns"

a mouse:

"oh my god hiiiiiiii"

Wonder:

"thought you were someone from our universe, but hey, everyone makes mistakes"

Janet:

"oh hi disc! it's actually only been a few days, we just rely on guesswork a lot and have a lot of faith in our guesses"

Wonder:

"yeah, also that"

"Yeah yeah. Anyway, you mentioned 'Your Time', what do you mean by that?"

Janet:

"uhh we exist Elsewhere"

ube:

"dw about it."

Wonder:

"and time's different over there"

a mouse:

"time dilation's a fucky thing, isn't it?"

Janet:

"in a different plane of existence with different rules and chronology"

Wonder:

"and in here, we've been asleep for like...a minute?"

Mako:

"Time trains, you know how it is"

"Ohhhhh my god you've got time dilation goin?"

Wonder:

"yeah, let's go with that"

"Okay....okay.....so like....god how do I ask this..."

"Okay promise not to freak out when I ask you this?"

Wonder:

"take your time"

Janet:

"kinda contextual time dilation yeah, rn we're going at a similar rate to you"

Raven:

"The Nelson is how we can communicate with your world--well, usually the world J0hn and Folk and all our friends are from, but right now your world!"

Wonder:

"i mean, what could freak us out?"

Mako:

"Chances are we've heard weirder"

Wonder:

"we've seen some shit"

Janet:

"we've seen peppermint"

"How do I break you open?"

Wonder:

"uhh..."

J0rt:

"please don't"

greenshi:

"uh"

Janet:

"oh peppermint already did that"

Bubbly:

"hm."

Wonder:

"do you have a super powerful plastic sword?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We’ve met both time goddesses”

Mako:

"I mean we have a crack under the MLP sticker"

"Disc!"

Janet:

"we're just very solid ceramic"

Raven:

"Only person to damage us had god powers"

greenshi:

"...why?"

Mako:

"But please don't open us any more than that"

Janet:

"no goodies inside"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, we do have holes you can check out"

ube:

"we would rather you not"

Wonder:

"at least one"

"Aw shit, one minute. CHILL OUT FOXY I WAS PISSIN"

Lime:

"we're not physically in here"

Bubbly:

"its just Mashed Potatoes"

J0rt:

"we're not LITERALLY INSIDE nelson"

END NELSON EVENT

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"YOUR RANKS ARE QUITE SUSPICIOUS. SOMETHING SEEMS AMISS ABOUT THIS FELLOW YOU REFER TO AS 'CASSIDY'"

WINSTON OVERWATCH has been knocked into the loser's bracket by TRAINER OF JUSTICE

So quick behind the scenes note

This tourney is seeded mostly based on a test tournament that was partially complete at the time

And that was a pretty spicy upset based on that seeding

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Y'know, I have just the refreshing beverage to sip during a nice sunny day of fishing"

"Oh? Froggy doesn't really like the bubbles"

[6: Big The Cat vs Spriteman]

Insider2000:

Froggy is there in spirit.

false there is no Spirit for Froggy in Ultimate

ROUND THREE

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!"

Mako:

"Yo!"

greenshi:

"Hello!"

"How did you get ahold of Nelson?"

Epicsuperbat:

“LETS GO BIG”

Mako:

"Eh?"

Wonder:

"oh, hello"

Bubbly:

"heyyy kitsune"

Janet:

"we're just kinda here"

greenshi:

"Hi kitsune"

Wonder:

"h-hiiii, kitsune..."

"I just saw Jokebot carrying em and I replaced it with a cantaloupe"

Mako:

"Ah, Kamen Rider Keats /j"

Bubbly:

"MEAN TO IT"

Mako:

"Oh that's hilarious"

"A canta- where did you get a cantaloupe?"

"Wouldn't you like to know, foxboy"

Mako:

"Kitsune tell her I think that's funny"

"Disc-"

Janet:

"we're gonna eat salsa later c:"

mums:

"Hi Kitsune! Give us your gun"

"Maybe it was an anomaly, you should research it"

Raven:

"Guys what the heck"

"sigh....I'm sorry about this, Nelson."

J0rt:

"nono it's funny"

ube:

" you gotta give me your gun"

J0rt:

"we like disc :3c"

Mako:

"Nah, it's cool"

Wonder:

"d-don't worry about it, man!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I want salsa”

"As you might imagine, she is....quite the troublemaker"

Wonder:

"it happens!"

mums:

"ive always wanted to walk up to a cop and tell them to give me their gun"

Janet:

"i don't think we were in danger, we're pretty sturdy"

"Tell him about the time dilation"

J0rt:

"based of her tbh"

Raven:

"Eh, at least she asked and didn't just smash us"

"The what?"

greenshi:

"Kitsune did you know? Some of us are gay for you"

Mako:

"That's like, 75% of the people we know"

J0rt:

"oh yeah we experience time differently"

Janet:

"oh yeah it's been a few days for us"

Epicsuperbat:

“Times fucked”

Janet:

"it's not actual dilation though, rn we're synced up"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, uh"

Mako:

"Oh yeah, time shit"

Wonder:

"before we got here, we were 'asleep' for over a year"

Epicsuperbat:

“We’ve also met both Time Goddesses”

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

Wonder:

"but it's only been a minute for our friends"

mums:

"dont TELL him that:

Mako:

"Oh shit c'mon Big"

"Can I get just a water for Froggy? Thank you!"

SPRITEMAN has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BIG THE CAT

Mako:

"LET'S GOOOOO"

Mako:

"BIG'S BIG FISHING ADVENTURE 3"

"Gods of time, you say?"

Raven:

"Oh yeah! So we're all in one universe, using the Nelson to speak to the dimension we came here from, and now this dimension!"

Janet:

"big is so powerful, spriteman is no pushover!"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK YEAH LETS GO BIG”

Wonder:

"one of them gave up her godhood and uhh..."

Wonder:

"how do we put this...?"

Wonder:

"so... there's an entity that made this whole world"

Wonder:

"her name's Prism"

"....Prism..."

Epicsuperbat:

“The second time god is my future wife”

Wonder:

"and she gave the time god powers to that other god"

Wonder:

"to...mixed results"

Raven:

"But yeah, Chartreuse was the Goddess of Time, then she gave it up to save Folk when Prism threatened him"

"What happened to the old universe?"

Wonder:

"still there, it's just kinda in dream limbo"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

greenshi:

"We...dont know"

Bubbly:

"we. dont know."

greenshi:

"We hope its fine"

Wonder:

"...i hope"

".....seems concerning"

Janet:

"some very powerful people stayed behind to hold it together"

Wonder:

"it is"

"I also hope that it's alright"

J0rt:

"afaik people are still there, so they're probably fine"

J0rt:

"the other gods are holding down the fort. i trust em"

J0rt:

".....well ok i trust one of em and i half-trust the rest"

Raven:

"Prism trapped everyone in the dream in the first place to prolong the Story"

"Well, I'm sure I'll learn more as time goes on. I'll send you all off for now."

Janet:

"i expect if it collapsed, it'd do so in a way that pushed more people into here"

Epicsuperbat:

“Not the first time we’ve seen a universe get destroyed (RIP Jape)”

Janet:

"oh btw look out for someone named dani"

J0rt:

"okay!!! can you give us to j0hn. no reason in particular"

Janet:

"we don't know where she ended up"

Raven:

"We're worried "

Janet:

"full name dantoinette, possibly possessed or maybe escaped possession"

Wonder:

"sorry we're just throwing all this shit at you, but you've worked with this sorta stuff, right?"

"I'll keep my eyes peeled"

"Farewell"

Wonder:

"wait"

Janet:

"bye!"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You know, you could say that I'm liftin' up the whole world! After all, my roots extend far across what you could imagine"

"Yeah, yeah, that sounds like an excuse. How much can you bench?"

[7: The Great Root vs Joe Lift]

the Nelson image

Insider2000:

"Hello?"

".......do I......"

greenshi:

"Hi!'

Mako:

"Heya!"

"....do I know you?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

Bubbly:

"do you?"

"Are you....Nelson?"

Mako:

"Yep"

mums:

"Do you? We are!"

Bubbly:

"we are!"

J0rt:

"uhhhhhh do you?"

greenshi:

"Maybe! What's your name?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Insider2000:

"Who is this?"

Mako:

"Who're you?"

"I am uncertain of how I know your name"

"My name is Jack."

greenshi:

".....J0hn?"

"Jumping Jack"

Bubbly:

"OH"

greenshi:

"JACK"

Raven:

"Yes, it's us!"

Bubbly:

"HELLO"

Mako:

"Ah! Hiya!"

greenshi:

"Oh"

Wonder:

"that's three now..."

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh that is odd”

J0rt:

"OH JACK!!"

Insider2000:

"A figure certainly familiar with dreams..."

Raven:

"OH MY SPECTRUM, JACK"

vivi/vince:

“hi jack!”

Bubbly:

"WE KNOW ANOTHER JACK!!"

Mako:

"Quick question, have you ever seen an aurora borealis?"

mums:

"We know 2 Jacks! now 3"

J0rt:

"uhhh your name might've made you a vessel for a god's power, sorry about that"

"................."

"How......."

Raven:

"!givejackakiss"

Wonder:

"how?"

"How do you know about Aurora Borealis?"

Bubbly:

"UM."

Mako:

"OH SHIT I WAS RIGHT"

Wonder:

"...huh?"

Insider2000:

"OH!"

"It's....strange"

Bubbly:

"you say that like its a Proper Name"

greenshi:

"We heard about it from. Another Jack. From back home"

"I've never seen it myself"

Epicsuperbat:

“Have you ever been to a village???”

Mako:

"frick how do I answer this…"

"But........"

"Every night"

"I dream of it"

Wonder:

"...oh my fucking god"

"I dream of being wrapped up by its light as I jump into the sky"

Raven:

"Well, in our dimension you were once called Tundra Jack"

Wonder:

"well, i guess that answers why we can still talk here"

"......we are connected"(edited)

Mako:

"W"

vivi/vince:

“”W

Bubbly:

w

ube:

"W

SHUSH

Wonder:

"indeed we are"

Epicsuperbat:

“We are God”

Wonder:

"y'ever hear of discord?"

greenshi:

"I. Think so."

".......I am uncertain as to how....but I feel we are"

Raven:

"But then one night the god Spectrum Chose you"

Mako:

"We are part of that light, in a sense"

Janet:

"uhh i think you got nominative determinismed, also hi jack"

Mako:

"Don't know how exactly to elaborate on that"

Raven:

"And you became Discord Jack. Because, u uh, we're actually all in a discord server here"

"I know these names, but only as a distant memory"

mums:

"Well you aren't Discord Jack. Can we do other stuff. !jump. does that work. Jump for me"

Janet:

"the light is many many things, one of those things happens to be us as an audience"

"I feel as if.....I am not Discord Jack, but I suppose I feel his....spirit?"

Wonder:

"yep"

Wonder:

"that's...probably what's going on"

Mako:

"Something something a far off dream that's like a scattered memory, a scattered memory that's like a far off dream"

vivi/vince:

“that would make sense”

Insider2000:

"From wolf to kangaroo."

"I can jump by my own volition"

Janet:

"in the sense of him being close to you, or in the sense of both of you being part of a greater whole?"

"Hold on a moment"

Wonder:

"holding"

Raven:

"He might be reaching out to us through you"

"Did.....one of you"

Epicsuperbat:

“From the tundra to the outback”

mums:

"Please"

"Ask to take Kitsune's gun a few minutes ago?"

mums:

"yeah!"

Wonder:

"yep"

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

mums:

"I want it!"

Mako:

"Oh shit we did"

Janet:

"yes! it was very funny"

ube:

"yeah lol"

Wonder:

"you're connected"

ube:

"as a bit though"

Raven:

"SIGH....yes...."

mums:

"Not a bit"

Mako:

"Impressive"

mums:

"he needs to tape his gun to nelson"

Epicsuperbat:

“We also want salsa”

Raven:

"There are So Many Of Us"

"Ha! Well, it would appear that I can still hear you even when we are not connected"

"And yes....I am aware you want salsa"

Wonder:

"oh that's unfortunate /lh"

Epicsuperbat:

“We want it poured into our hole”

Bubbly:

"please please please we want it"

vivi/vince:

“we tend to like foods that are mushy”

Wonder:

well, what about this? can jumpjack hear this?

"I have heard you discuss your hole far too frequently"

Raven:

"Please don't say hole like that"

Insider2000:

LMAO

"Yes! I can!"

Mako:

"Goodnight everybody"

Raven:

"THANK YOU"

Bubbly:

OH

Mako:

"Oh!"

Wonder:

"holy shit"

a mouse:

hi jack

Epicsuperbat:

HOLY FUCK JACK 2

Wonder:

"yeah, you're... you're connected"

Janet:

oh i guess this is fun archival times later on

Mako:

"Interesting"

Wonder:

"i dunno how else to put it"

a mouse:

jacked in, even

"It's....far more faint though"

ube:

like the megaman..............

Bubbly:

"that makes sense"

"Significantly more difficult to hear"

Mako:

"Hey what if I do this"

Mako:

!givejackakiss

mums:

!givejackagun

"I don't know what you said"

Janet:

!givejackomnipotence

Epicsuperbat:

“So you have the connection just not as strong as our Jack”

Wonder:

"okay, so, letting you know ahead of time: if you say random nonsense and you don't know why you said it, that's us speaking through you"

vivi/vince:

!givejackahug

vivi/vince:

he needs it probably

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"At this rate, you better hope you can lift your spirits after that ass-whoopin'. Don't be doubtin' me!"

JOE LIFT has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THE GREAT ROOT

Bubbly:

OHH

Mako:

"!givejackakiss"

mums:

Go Root!

Wonder:

YEAAAAAAH

Raven:

"Our Jack's job was to communicate on our behalf to the fighters before he gave us the Nelson"

Bubbly:

YEAAAHHHHHHHH

Lime:

nooooooooooooooooooooo my wiifit...

Mako:

WOO

Mako:

I STAY WINNING

a mouse:

LESGO

Raven:

GREAT ROOT!!!!

greenshi:

ROOT!!

Janet:

"go root!"

vivi/vince:

im rooting for root

Insider2000:

Hell yeah to plant characters.

greenshi:

"We're glad to have you with us Jack. <3"

J0rt:

man so far my prediction has been correct literally every other match. it keeps alternating. it's kinda funny

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Oh hey! I've played your game before! Not to brag or anything, but I got all Gold Medals!"

"...y'know what? Sounds like ya had a good time"

[8: Neon White vs Bing]

Bubbly:

"hope we arent too annoying <3"

"Oh, no. It's all fine. That said, not much use in me keeping you around too much since we're already all connected and junk"

Janet:

"joe lift lifted the sky from the earth like atlas"

greenshi:

"!givejumpingjackahug"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah but you can only really talk to us with Nelson”

mums:

"Can we call on your aid if Disc tries to flush us down the toilet"

Janet:

"joe lift can lift himself into space at will"

"Oh of course. Especially with that Disc girl"

Mako:

"Also don't worry if you feel any phantom kisses. Those are from us cause we love our Jacks very much <3"

mums:

"Lets not move onto kisses so fast we just met this guy"

"Alright, well I'll talk with you all later!"

Epicsuperbat:

“But it’s Jack, we love Jack”

J0rt:

"bye jack!"

Mako:

"Bye!"

greenshi:

"Byeee!"

Wonder:

"see ya jack"

Janet:

"seeya!"

END NELSON EVENT

Insider2000

I can't wait for Neon White to meet Peppermint, and Peppermint is like...

A screenshot from the live action Cowboy Bebop, where a young character named Ed screams 'Spike Spiegel' into Spike's face. The joke is that Neon White and the cartoon version of Spike share a voice actor.

GOD

Bubbly:

OH NO

mums:

YEAH?

Bubbly:

BING

Bubbly:

BING BUDDY

greenshi:

UH OH

Mako:

HUH

Raven:

RYAN?

Bubbly:

IM SCARED

in response to the i2k post lmao

its all good

but if you want an update, Bing is up 1-0

mums:

is he still wearing the shirt

Nah he's green

ROUND THREE

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"Hey so...that chick with the bunny mask...is she, like, single?"

NEON WHITE has been knocked into the loser's bracket by BING

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Ah, so I see you have been fighting from a rather young age. I am quite similar in that regard. I am even feeling somewhat nostalgic. Did you know I created my first ever potion at the age of 3?"

"Whoa! So are you like a witch?"

[9: Juniper Uppercut vs Waltz]

writing eulogy for my oc

Wonder:

rip disc

waltz but close

Wonder:

shit

Brendle:

tbh I don't know nearly as much about Waltz but going purely on vibes, she's probably my favorite RK member fr

Wonder:

sorry, i'm doing two things at once, brain is split

Prince:

you have ocs that you enjoy and then they fucking Die

same lmao

Brendle:

ngl Waltz (OC Forme) is a banger design, I really dig the squid mask

Waltz was first set up to have the mask so that she could be an interesting DnD encounter

I'm so glad it stuck

Becuase I lov her

(points to profile pic)

Her

Brendle:

can she do a backflip? this is a very important question

She's done one once or twice

She is pretty nimble

This first round goin nuts tbh

Juniper vs Waltz are on opposite sides of the stage, both are at about 150%, Juniper is setting up a rocket, Waltz is in the middle of flying away from Juniper's side after being hit.

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"Alright!!! I won!!!! Now!!! I want you to make a LOVE POTION!!!! We could do some REALLY FUNNY PRANKS!"

WALTZ has been knocked into the loser's bracket by JUNIPER UPPERCUT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I've think I've seen something like ya. Are ya from a doomed timeline?"

"Oh my god oh my god oh my god, the answer to that might be complicated, but I'm losing my mind right now oh my god"

[10: Hackerman J0hn vs Jake Irish]

the Nelson image

Insider2000:

"Hello!"

Bubbly:

"hewwo?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

greenshi:

"Howdy!"

Wonder:

“Yo”

"What on earth is this, Jack???? I believe it is speaking??"

Raven:

"J0hn is living the Homestuck Kid Dream"

Bubbly:

"were nelson!!"

Mako:

"Greetings! We're Nelson!"

"They seem to know you"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Brendle:

"can you do a backflip"

mums:

"Hi ho!"

greenshi:

"Jack <3"

Raven:

"Also hi, we're the audience!"

Insider2000:

"Bonjour!"

Mako:

"Whomst've?"

Wonder:

“Oh, you’re waltz”

"O-oh.....I believe I have done a backflip once or twice in my life"

vivi/vince:

“oh hi waltz”

Bubbly:

"WALTZ"

Insider2000:

"WALTZ! HI!"

Mako:

"OH WAIT WALTZ?"

Janet:

"hi! we're the audience, we live in the nelson"

Mako:

"YOOOOOO"

Janet:

"hi waltz!!!"

Brendle:

"YOOOOOOOO"

greenshi:

"Hi waltz!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“WALTZ!!!!!”

vivi/vince:

“did you know there’s a very cute dog named after you”

"I suppose you were correct, they do know me, although I have yet to be acquainted. Nelson...was it?"

Raven:

"WALTZ! We know a dog named in your honor! And also an alternate version of your friend Twist"

Janet:

"very cute dog with incredible comedic talents"

Mako:

"Yep!"

Wonder:

“Still got it…”

greenshi:

"We're friends of Folk!"

Mako:

":waltz: "

J0rt:

"Hey Waltz can you tell us about Samba's d1"

"Oh! In which case, I suppose you are to be trusted"

Wonder:

"could say that... /lh"

Janet:

"we can be trusted sooo much"

Raven:

"The Nelson lets us talk to you guys from our own dimension"

Mako:

"Quick what's your deepest darkest secret /j"

Janet:

"we have been told many secrets"

Brendle:

"Speak for yourself, I'm wholly untrustworthy"

"I do not know what this D1 you are referring to is, however I am certain that Samba takes good care of it. He is quite the well-to-do captain"

Raven:

"So like, we can't DO anything. Just say stuff"

Mako:

"I see!"

J0rt:

"Nice"

"Right....so you mentioned a.....dog?"

Bubbly:

"the cutest puppy ever"

Epicsuperbat:

“Pubby”

chirp:

"ouppy"

greenshi:

"In our world, there is a dog named Waltz. She is very cute!"

Brendle:

"I sure do wish this hedgehog had arms so I could show you pictures on my phone"

Janet:

"oh yeah, there's a dog named waltz who shows up in livestreams and videos by barking loudly at amusing times"

Raven:

"Someone from our world named Ryan is your biggest fan, so he named his dog after you!"

J0rt:

"Waltz (OC) Watch emoji "

Janet:

"and she's named after you specifically!"

Brendle:

"I wish to MOVE my TINY LITTLE HEDGEHOG ARMS"

"Huh...while I am quite flattered by his admiration, I find it puzzling that I would draw such inspiration"

Wonder:

"oh, wait, that reminds me"

Janet:

"it's because you're really cool"

Wonder:

"waltz, do you remember anything from before you got here?"

"However it is quite ironic I would be a dog. Especially with a certain rivalry I hold back on the crew"

Mako:

"Ah!"

"Do I remember anything....That is quite the loaded question"

Wonder:

"like, do you remember being in a waiting room?"

greenshi:

"To narrow it down, where were you right before you got here?"

Wonder:

"with other people"

Mako:

"Oh yeah, she should've been there, huh"

Raven:

"In the world we arrived here from, Twist and Folk are there but not you. But you were due to join until...something happened"

"I recall awakening in the room, yes. There were a few other contestants in the room....then a sort of wormhole appeared and absorbed me before I was any the wiser."

Wonder:

"anything else?"

Mako:

"Yeah that tracks"

"It was whilst I was discussing ideas with the other two scientists in the room"

Raven:

"Sounds about right. Glad you're not hurt"

Mako:

"Oh?"

"The doctor escaped the wormhole. The gorilla did not"

Prince:

"that sounds like winston"

Raven:

"He escaped?! That's actually really surprising"

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"Sorry, but looks like this is another doomed timeline for ya, wingnut!"

HACKERMAN J0HN has been knocked into the loser's bracket by JAKE IRISH

Wonder:

"j0hn can't fight the homestuck"

Also there was a 3-stock

But I dont think we did 3 stock rules for previous NCCTs so I'll hold off unless something strikes me

Only thing I was considering is turning Jake into Lord Irish, but we'll see what happens moving forward

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So....how many tickets did we sell?"

"That information is irrelevant! And for the last time, Kerfillion is NOT a number!"

[11: The Sweepmaster vs Ludwig Von Koopa]

"Nevertheless, I have kept you around for some time now, have I not? I suppose there are other places for....something like yourself to go"

Bubbly:

"nice talking to you!"

greenshi:

"We do want to meet everyone! If you see anyone interesting, pass us along!"

Terry:

“SWEEP”

"But of course!"

"Farewell!"

greenshi:

"Byeee!"

END NELSON EVENT

WE HAVE A REPORT FROM THE FIELD

"That's what you get for not believin'! Man! I Kerfuffled all over you just there!"

LUDWIG VON KOOPA has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THE SWEEPMASTER

I'm so glad Sweepmaster is just one joke

END OF PART 2

Part 3

the Nelson image

Mako:

"Hi?"

Insider2000:

“Hello?”

vivi/vince:

“HELLO?”

J0rt:

"hiii"

Mako:

"What's up"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

Bubbly:

"hewwo?"

chirp:

"Hewwo!"

Raven:

"Oh god where are we"

"Ah, I knew I would be able to find you before my next fight!"

"Hola, Nelson! It's me! Stella!"

J0rt:

"hi stella!!!"

vivi/vince:

“hey stella!”

Bubbly:

"stella!!"

Mako:

"Ah! Hi Stella!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi!”

Raven:

"Stella! Hi!"

chirp:

"Hey there stella!"

Mako:

"Do you have that salsa?"

Brush:

"sal's a!"

"As a matter of fact, I do!! That's why I wanted to see you before my fight!"

Bubbly:

"YAAAAYYYYYY"

Mako:

"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO"

vivi/vince:

“yippee!!!”

Lime:

"fun alternate mashed potato"

Lime:

"???"

chirp:

"lets fucking GOOOOOOOOO"

Epicsuperbat:

“SUSTENANCE”

"Got a nice bowl of it! Be warned, es un poco picante!"

Brush:

"fuck yes"

"So....do I just....place you down next to it, or......?"

Brush:

"dunk us"

Mako:

"Yea place us in the bowl"

J0rt:

"let us ABSORB"

Bubbly:

"we shall osomose"

Mako:

"Like we're being anointed"

Epicsuperbat:

“Drop us in there!”

vivi/vince:

“let us get lost in the sauce”

Raven:

"It sounds silly but yes, that is in fact how we eat through the Nelson"

"Ah, alright, a la esponja"

"¡Buen provecho!"

SPLARTCH

Raven:

"Thanks for the food!"

Brush:

"YEAHHH"

Mako:

"YES"

Bubbly:

"YEAAHHHHH"

J0rt:

"YESSSS"

Mako:

"YES"

chirp:

splartch <3

Mako:

"YES"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yummy”

a mouse:

"gracias, tía stella!"

Raven:

"THE GOOD SPICE"

Lime:

"eating it"

vivi/vince:

i feel like im at the end of the tadc pilot

"You're really digging in, huh?"

Mako:

"You bet!"

"Well, hasta luego, I have to go prepare for my fight!"

Epicsuperbat:

“We hungy”

J0rt:

"thank you stella!"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I've heard that Sandy Moon is quite the tropical paradise. Perhaps when I'm ready to settle down, it would make a nice retirement home"

"That's quite flattering, Miss Snazzy, but frankly I'm shocked that you've yet to settle down already! Still quite the spark of youth in you!"

[12: Mayor Pomeranian vs Grandma Snazzy]

Raven:

Just two sweet ladies <3 Fighting with their fists and also weapons <3

ube:

why pit two bad bitches against each other

Wonder:

because the tournament demands it

Epicsuperbat:

Fun

Raven:

Also it's enrishment. You get bored when you're old

Because Ludwig specifically is misogynistic I guess idk

For what its worth this first round was suuuuuper close

Wonder:

who's in the lead?

Wonder:

i'm guessing isabelle, but there's always a twist somewhere at some point

yeah its isabelle but she made a comeback. she was at 150 on last life at the end

the Nelson image

"Alright, some salsa.....still hot!"

Bubbly:

"yummy salsa"

Epicsuperbat:

“HEWWO “

vivi/vince:

“yellow”

"I guess I shouldn't take it, but....."

Wonder:

"hello~"

Lime:

"hello?"

J0rt:

"hi!!! whomst"

Mako:

"Sup bitch"

"Oh, well, uh....that's new I think"

Epicsuperbat:

“HEY THATS NOT YOURS”

Bubbly:

"hey we were eating that!!!!"

chirp:

"Hewwo!"

greenshi:

"hiya!"

Wonder:

"yeah, that salsa's ours"

"You were eating it?"

Mako:

"Yeah don't touch our salsa"

greenshi:

"who are you?"

Wonder:

"technically"

Lime:

"yeag"

vivi/vince:

“moreso absorbing it but yeah”

chirp:

"Sorta."

Mako:

"Absorbing it like a sponge"

J0rt:

"yeah we were osmosing it"

Epicsuperbat:

“We will fight you if you touch our salsa”

"Oh. Anyhow, one of you were asking my name. The name's White"

J0rt:

"oh like the neon"

Wonder:

"ah, you're the guy"

"Although due to more recent circumstances, my full title is Neon White"

vivi/vince:

“NEON WHITE”

Mako:

"Of the Neon variety?"

greenshi:

"NEON WHITE"

Mako:

"Nice to meet you"

Mako:

"Don't touch our salsa"

Raven:

"Like the video game with the bible robot yuri"

Wonder:

"hey, you didn't answer that bing guy's question. is neon violet actually single?"

Mako:

"Wait it has WHAT"

Raven:

"Or is that the other one"

Wonder:

"there are a lot of bible robot games"

vivi/vince:

“other one i think”

"Well, I didn't answer him as more of a courtesy."

Wonder:

"fair enough"

ROUND THREE

Raven:

"Oh wait yeah Neon White is the one with the bible assassin yuri"

Wonder:

"so, what brings a Neon like you to this tournament?"

Wonder:

"shouldn't you be like...killing demons? that's what you do, yeah?"

vivi/vince:

“what are your thoughts on bouquet”

"Well, y'see, I was minding my own business, killing demons and whatnot, trying to grind down my times on killing demons"

"And all of a sudden....I was here"

Wonder:

"...huh"

"I dunno if I'm still dead or if I came back to life or...."

Mako:

"Was there a Hole"

Raven:

"Oh so you got isekai'd by Prism probably"

"Either way, I'm keeping my mask on as a safety precaution"

Wonder:

"it's a cool mask"

Raven:

"Gotta stay on brand"

Epicsuperbat:

“Stay safe”

Mako:

"Masks are always cool, coming from the toku fan"

J0rt:

(also i can't quite remember is neon white skin 6 joker specifically?)

Mako:

8

Wonder:

skin 8, i believe

Nope Skin 6

Skin 6 being larrold

"Yeah, of course. What I'm wondering though is what's the deal with all the other guys that got here at the same time I did?"

Wonder:

"we're from another dimension"

Wonder:

"and we came from a dream"

Mako:

"We were also doing bloodsports"

Raven:

"...oh shit you got sent here instead of Larry didn't you"

Mako:

"Then Hole happened"

Wonder:

"we're the audience that watches those guys"

Wonder:

"and i guess you, by extension, now that we're here"

Epicsuperbat:

“Wait a second, what if this is just Larry”

"I think I remember hole, but it's kinda fuzzy"

"Who the hell is Larry?"

Wonder:

"yeah, you probably got sucked into a hole"

Mako:

"Larry pulling the longest con"

J0rt:

"nah if larry knew j0hn was here he would. probably tell him he was also here"

Raven:

"Larry being one of our other friends who should've landed here but didn't bc he's currently being body snatched by various gods"

greenshi:

"hole!"

greenshi:

"larry our friend larry we miss him so bad"

J0rt:

"larry's a shapeshifter so he could probably have pretended to be you if he wanted"

Mako:

"Hey what if a godslayer and god hooked up would that be crazy or what"

We have a report from the field!

"I'll have to keep a plot of land open for you. Probably one with a lot of space to let you do....whatever it is you do to keep yourself this fit"

GRANDMA SNAZZY has been knocked into the loser's bracket by MAYOR POMERANIAN

"Ohhhh, so he's a shapeshifter? How do you know he isn't one of these guys?"

Mako:

"Trust me, we would know"

Wonder:

"depends. we haven't talked with all of them"

a mouse:

"neon white what is your take on v1 ultrakill"

greenshi:

"he wouldve. said something. we hope"

Wonder:

"but we would know if we tried hard enough"

vivi/vince:

“i think he’d want to talk to us as himself if he were here”

Mako:

"Bro would have been by his boyfriend's side in an INSTANT"

J0rt:

"yeah his boyfriend's here and he'd probably have said something"

Raven:

"He has a tell - a question mark emblem is always somewhere on him. Also his boyfriend is here and currently very sad."

Epicsuperbat:

“If he is I’m gonna tell him off, he should’ve kissed his boyfriend already”

Wonder:

"boyfriend thing, too"

"Oh, so he's got a boyfriend here too, huh? How romantic"

Brush:

"well technically, we sort of... made the question mark up..."

greenshi:

"....too?"

Bubbly:

“Too??”

J0rt:

"nah question mark's canon now <3 /j"

Raven:

"Yeah, the cyborg guy named J0hn--HEY WAIT, TOO?"

Wonder:

"oh, you mean folk, right?"

"Oh, I meant like it's him AND his boyfriend"

Wonder:

"ohhh"

Brush:

"anything's canon if we decide it is i guess"

Raven:

"Oh lmao"

"I didn't mean there was another powercouple here to my knowledge"

greenshi:

"uh huh."

Mako:

"Thought you were implying that you were the one with the boyfriend"

"Unless that Disc girl and the foxy guy have something going on I'm not aware of"

Wonder:

"nah"

Raven:

"Eh, Folk is dating a former Time Goddess"

"Oh nah, my heart's got someone else's name on it"

greenshi:

"dont say that youll make wonder sad"

Mako:

"That's sweet"

J0rt:

"said former Time Goddess also isn't here though :("

vivi/vince:

“is it violet”

Wonder:

"green you shut your mouth"

Insider2000:

"Cute!"

"What? No, it is NOT Violet"

Wonder:

"red?"

greenshi:

":D"

Raven:

"Haha I haven't played this game these are all jsut colors to me"

Mako:

"Same"

"It's...complicated between me and red but..."

Lime:

"yellowww your so correct"

Depending on when I take him from in the story, this question could be emo as hell lmao

Raven:

"Is everyone here just saying what character they think is hottest"

Mako:

"Don't know shit about Neons so I'm just assuming we're guessing the whole rainbow at this point"

Lime:

"yes"

Wonder:

"no, these are actual neons that work with white"

"Anyway, I may have lost to that one guy with the sword, but I'm gonna make the sickest loser's run you've ever seen"

Wonder:

"there's white, red, violet, yellow, and green"

Wonder:

"yeah, good luck with that, buddy"

Mako:

"Hope so, I got money riding on it"

greenshi:

"kick some ass!"

Raven:

"Damn, if there was blue and orange we'd have a whole color wheel"

Mako:

"And by money I mean nothing"

Wonder:

"but yeah, there's other unnamed neons, so there probably might actually be a rain...bow..."

Epicsuperbat:

“Grandma will probably kick your ass if it comes down to it”

"Yeah, there's also Blue, but from what I remember, he wasn't exactly the greatest guy"

"Either way, listen, I'm a bit weirded out by all this, I'm gonna need you guys to keep an eye on things and let me know if anything super weird happens, alright?"

Wonder:

"well, we can't see, but we'll be sure to let you know"

vivi/vince:

“on it boss o7”

Wonder:

"if you pick us up"

Raven:

"Buddy we have seen weirder"

Mako:

"Beyond the normal weirdness?"

ube:

"define super weird"

greenshi:

"something weird is currently happening. you are talking to a rock."

"Yeah, anything you think is relevant to this whole 'people teleporting here' situation"

chirp:

"weird is pretty relative."

Wonder:

"noted"

Wonder:

"we're investigating that ourselves"

Raven:

"Oh like Disc trying to break the space-time continuum for funsies again"

Epicsuperbat:

“Ever hear of the Cods?”

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Well howdy there, Stella! I couldn't help but notice that you offer and endless salsa refill policy at your shop! Not to nitpick here, but that's not really possible"

"Oye! You want to test that? How hungry ARE you?"

[13: The End vs Salsa Stella]

"I....don't think I've heard that talk among the Believers, but the Cods....can't help but think they're kinda familiar"

Lime:

she will win. I Know This

Bubbly:

"uh huh?"

Wonder:

"color gods. named after colors like you guys, only with c-names instead"

"Huh....that's pretty interesting"

Mako:

"RGB trio"

"So like.....cauliflower?"

Wonder:

"you might've osmosised that during the hole. or from our friends."

Epicsuperbat:

“Semi sorta our children to a degree?”

"Or like...cerulean? Crimson?"

Mako:

"That's a vegetable"

Raven:

"It means the Color Gods - Cobalt, Crimson, formerly Chartreuse. She's Folk's girlfriend."

Wonder:

"we know a crimson"

J0rt:

"crimson is one"

greenshi:

"CRIMSON!"

vivi/vince:

“so close! that is a shape ❤️ /ref”

Mako:

"Crimson is one, yes!"

vivi/vince:

“CRIMSON”

Wonder:

"there are other colors, but... that's a bit of a long story..."

chirp:

"Crimson IS one of em!"

greenshi:

"hes a bastard we miss him"

Raven:

"Crimson's the god of Dimensions, and also being a little bastard man"

J0rt:

"i mean technically any noun could be a color name since it's the color of that thing"

Epicsuperbat:

“Crimbo ❤️”

J0rt:

"so cauliflower as a color is the color of cauliflower"

Wonder:

"and there's also prism, who's their babysitter and creator of this pocket world"

Lime:

"love the crimson lets"

Lime:

"go"

"Hmmm...so you say that you all came from another dimension and you know the god of dimensions?"

J0rt:

"well he's not HERE right now"

Wonder:

"he's a little more than just that, but yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“We know all the Gods/Cods”

greenshi:

"yea"

greenshi:

"wait but. lemme try something"

Raven:

"Yeah, he's working on being a better person but he's kinda busy trying to stop our dimension from collapsing because of Prism"

greenshi:

"dear crimson you are so handsome and cool. can we come and visit real quick?"

J0rt:

"oh yeah! uhhh crimson you're a pretty cool dude :) please help"

"What the hell is going on?"

Mako:

"Oh right the compliment thing! Forgot about that"

"Why are you glo"

greenshi:

"summoning god"

Mako:

"Complimenting him let's us teleport"

END NELSON EVENT

NOW IN TRANSIT TO CRIMSON

PLEASE WAIT

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"HOLY SHIT IT WORKED"

Mako:

"Yo Crim, you'll never believe what just happened"

Bubbly:

"HEY BUD HOWS IT GOING"

greenshi:

"HI"

chirp:

"Hello!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“HEY”

ube:

"heeyyyyyy"

An old America Online dialup page that says "Dialing..."

Raven:

"CRIMSON ARE YOU ALIVE PLEASE BE ALIVE"

Wonder:

"GODDAMNIT"

Bubbly:

"UHHH"

Mako:

"Shit's gotten wild man- wait"

greenshi:

"INEX??"

Bubbly:

"NOT AGAIN"

ube:

"?"

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK”

Insider2000:

"Dear god..."

Mako:

"Did we get more mail?"

greenshi:

"PLEASE DO NOT SNAKE US"

"What the fu- GIVE me that!"

J0rt:

"oh god we are getting Emails"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Raven:

"Is. Is this a joke about Spectrum Internet being bad"

Wonder:

"oh thank god"

Bubbly:

"HEYYYYY CRIMSON"

Mako:

"Yo Crim!"

greenshi:

"AAAAA"

Brush:

"hi"

"The hell are you guys doin here?"

Epicsuperbat:

“HEY”

J0rt:

"HIIIII BESTIE"

Wonder:

"we teleported"

Brush:

"hanging out"

greenshi:

"WE LOVE YOU"

Insider2000:

"Crimson! I've missed you!"

Bubbly:

"HOWS IT GOING"

Mako:

"Shit's been getting wild, dude"

Raven:

"We were worried about you!"

Wonder:

"turns out it works between worlds"

Prince:

"hi :]"

Wonder:

"works both in here and the majestic kerfuffle"

greenshi:

"WE MET JAKE IRISH"

chirp:

"Heya! teleported."

ube:

"hey hows it going are things normal"

Wonder:

"btw, that's where we got sent along with some other folks"

Mako:

"There's a Kerfuffle in a new reality and Ludwig Von Koopa is in charge"

Prince:

"sparkle on it's thursday"

"Yeah, no shit things have been getting wild. Everyone's been trying to hold this place together without casualties"

Epicsuperbat:

“What’s going on over here?”

Mako:

"And Prism is kinda sorta…"

Mako:

"Well"

Mako:

"Hm."

Wonder:

"oh yeah, also, prism just kinda...vanished making her new world"

Raven:

"She went Super Saiyan God"

J0rt:

"prism did the ascendy thing and made a new dimension where Ryu From Streets exists"

"Yeah, figured that much was going on, but really? Ludwig? I'd think Lemmy would work better...y'know, rainbow hair and shit?"

Mako:

"You're so right"

vivi/vince:

“so true”

greenshi:

"did you know ludwig hates women? sad"

Wonder:

"oh trust us, we have some things to say about some of the guys over there"

"Is that Nelson???"

Wonder:

"not bad things, but just weird things"

"GIVE me that!!"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Wonder:

"hi"

Mako:

"Hi?"

ube:

"hiii"

Prince:

"Hi"

Insider2000:

"Who is this?"

greenshi:

"HELLO"

J0rt:

"hiiiii whos this"

vivi/vince:

“hi?”

"HI! It's me Therapuppy!"

Raven:

"J0hn's not doing so good--Oop, we've been snatched"

Bubbly:

"THERA"

Wonder:

"hey, thera"

Mako:

"THERA!!"

"Is Danthony okay?"

Insider2000:

"THERA!"

J0rt:

"therapuppy!!!!"

vivi/vince:

“THERA”

Epicsuperbat:

“THERA!!!!”

chirp:

"Hi thera!!"

Wonder:

"danth's a-okay"

ube:

"OMG HI THERA"

Mako:

"YEAH THEY'RE FINE"

J0rt:

"yes, they're all okay"

Raven:

"THERAPUPPY! THANK FUCK"

greenshi:

"THERA HI BESTIE"

Wonder:

"they're just in another tournament"

"Oh thank god, I've been worried sick about him"

J0rt:

"j0hn got a little scrambled but he'll be fine"

Wonder:

"you're isabelle from animal crossing over there"

"When the wormhole opened up, seeing him dive after you.....I was worried that something might have happened to him"

Raven:

"There's yet another you over here, it's bonkers. She's a Pomeranian though."

Bubbly:

"folk got sent over too"

Raven:

"Folk's really worried about Treusy"

"Yeah, I heard that Folk was one of the people sent over. It'd been killing Chartreuse to not be able to head over herself"

greenshi:

"how are yall holding up?"

Insider2000:

"Folk is doing okay too."

"It's honorable of her to see how much she cares about others over herself"

"Thank you so much for letting me know that he's okay too. I'll be sure to tell Chartreuse"

Wonder:

"could she make a time clone to maybe help...? or...that doesn't exactly work..."

Epicsuperbat:

“We’ll tell him she’s ok”

Wonder:

"because the clone's gotta travel with us for that to work..."

chirp:

"Wait, you werent in the winner's box. did the cods pull everybody into one room to keep shit together easier? That must be a bit chaotic."

Insider2000:

"How is Dani handling Danthony being gone?"

"Oh, no Crimson came over here!"

Raven:

"Oh, and tell Twist we met Waltz! She's super cool and Juni likes her a lot"

"He and a few others have been jumping between the prep rooms to take care of everyone. I dunno much about the others, but I know things were messy here. Joe Drift and Blond Sora got injured in the wreckage"

"We have Aerith helping to heal everyone and Crimson here to maintain stability"

Bubbly:

"oh no."

Raven:

"Oh shit, are they gonna be okay?!"

greenshi:

"oh jeez"

Wonder:

"shit's rough, i'm guessing?"

Epicsuperbat:

“How could Joe Drift get hurt???”

chirp:

"oh dear."

"Things are....quite rough. Again, thank goodness we have Aerith here to help with things"

Wonder:

"oh fuck, there's one more thing you should probably know"

Wonder:

"we met the physical embodiment of the end of all things over in the other dimension"

Wonder:

"calls themself 'The End'"

Raven:

"Prism accidentally made a new god born from her own fears"

"Oh...that sounds....fun"

greenshi:

"oh yeah he's. normal"

"What sounds fun?"

Wonder:

"they say that if he wins the tourney, CPUK is done forever"

Raven:

"He's the embodiment of Entropy. And also snakes."

"Something about The End? Born from Prism's fears?"

".......give me Nelson"

Bubbly:

"yeah crimson might want to know this"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"hey, buddy"

"Okay so two things"

greenshi:

"pass us around. like hot potato"

Mako:

"Oh shit, is it worse than we think?"

"One"

Epicsuperbat:

“You know The End?”

"Lmao"

Wonder:

"lmao indeed"

"Two"

greenshi:

"eheh"

"This could be a problem. Maybe"

Raven:

"Yeaaaaah so uh Prism made a new god, congrats you have a cousin I guess?"

Bubbly:

"maybe.."

greenshi:

"he did say he'd do. hed do his endy thing if he wins"

Wonder:

"thanksgiving is probably gonna suck /j"

"Yeah, this is kinda new. Prism doesn't make universes all that often. If anything that's my whole deal."

Raven:

"Also he's lowkey Gender"

Wonder:

"o-"

Wonder:

"often?!"

Prince:

"hm"

greenshi:

"she. has done this before?"

Mako:

"Eh?"

Prince:

"before?"

Prince:

"after."

Epicsuperbat:

“Did she create Jape?”

"She's done it once or twice, but only little pocket universes that last a few seconds"

Mako:

"… Was that what happened to the Good Ass Showdown?"

"Kinda like creating a memory to replay"

greenshi:

"....huh."

Wonder:

"seconds in dream time or awake time?"

Bubbly:

"hmm.."

"That's a Treuse question"

Wonder:

"can you ask her?"

Raven:

"So what's gonna happen to everyone in the universe we got sent to? Are they in danger?"

"Maybe in a bit, but that universe isn't very stable"

Epicsuperbat:

“Speaking of Time, is peppermint there? She’s still the goddess of time right?”

Wonder:

"oh yeah, pep's probably helping you guys too, right?"

"The longest she's been able to keep a universe running is....well not long enough to set up a burger joint there"

"Oh yeah, she's helping too"

Wonder:

"neat"

greenshi:

"im sure thats Fun"

Bubbly:

"oh boy"

Epicsuperbat:

“Good for her ❤️”

"That's a whole other thing that I'd love to ramble about, but we got other things to worry about"

Raven:

"There's a girl named Disc over there who's getting blamed for us landing in that world bc she was fucking around with dimensional magic and opened some wormholes"

Wonder:

"be sure not to look her directly in the eyes /lh"

greenshi:

"fair! fair"

"Oh shit, they have their own Hamburger Helper I guess then. Funny how that works"

Wonder:

"ssssorta...?"

"For the record I don't think it's like a 1 to 1 thing, I'm- y'know, you get it"

Wonder:

"not hamhel, but... there are sorta merged versions of some of the guys here"

Wonder:

"but yeah, i'm sure you know that..."

greenshi:

"no no. shes made of hamburger meat now"

Bubbly:

"similar Beats of stuff"

Mako:

"Oh yeah, Jumping Jack"

Epicsuperbat:

“We getcha”

"Listen, we have to get those guys out of that universe. Who knows how long it could last"

Prince:

"universal counterparts..."

Bubbly:

"oh god"

Raven:

"Luckily she's mostly just a 20-something trying to have fun. She doesn't mean any harm. Might be able to help us!"

Wonder:

"dude, we are trying"

greenshi:

"oh."

Mako:

"Oh dear!"

greenshi:

"how?"

J0rt:

"well shit"

Wonder:

"thend might make it difficult"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh shit”

Prince:

"hhm! Fuck."

"So, hear me out here"

Wonder:

"hearing"

greenshi:

"hole?"

Mako:

"👂"

Epicsuperbat:

“Bing Hole?”

Raven:

"Yes please we don't want our new friends to die"

greenshi:

"oh yeah bing made a hole out there!"

"Judging by the destruction that came about from Prism creating this new universe, I have an idea of how much time they have"

"Unfortunately it isn't very long, but fortunately it's definitely not very short. Like I said, not enough time to set up a small business that sells novelty hot dogs, but enough time for me to make a portal that'll get everyone out."

"Only issue we're running into is that there are like"

Wonder:

"so, about a tournament's length?"

Bubbly:

"oh thank god"

"A bajillion universes"

greenshi:

"ah."

Raven:

"Yeah that sounds about right"

"That's where YOU come in"

Epicsuperbat:

“Thought there were infinite?”

greenshi:

"US!"

Wonder:

"you want us to give some kinda signal, yeah?"

Wonder:

"someway to give you a good idea where we are"

"Y'see, I don't have an EXACT read on ya at all times, but I can kinda detect ya. So you guys need to be over there so I can trace your signal"

Raven:

"Definitely gonna need Disc, Bing, and Agent Kitsune's help"

Wonder:

"yeah"

greenshi:

"we can do that"

Raven:

"Just call us a hedgehog shaped tracking device! Or, y'know. Nelson."

Wonder:

"sounds easier said than done, but we can still get it done"

"Great idea. I'm gonna go with Nelson for convenience sake. Now get the hell outta here before this little nice streak of mine wears off"

greenshi:

"bye bestieee"

Mako:

"Understood, boss!"

Insider2000:

"Thanks, Crimson."

Wonder:

"sure thing"

Bubbly:

"thank yoouuu!!"

"Oh, so this is just a streak, huh?"

chirp:

"You got it boss!"

Raven:

"Lmao we love you too, man. Stay safe."

Wonder:

"oh, uh, one last thing"

Epicsuperbat:

“Love you❤️”

"Can it, Freud"

Wonder:

"we're proud of you, dude"

Mako:

"Yeah c:"

greenshi:

"you're doing great man"

Mako:

"Thanks for helping us out"

Insider2000:

"Yeah! You're doing awesome!"

".....alright, get outta here."

greenshi:

"<3"

Wonder:

"love you too, buddy"

"Just focus on the universe with this tournament on it"

Prince:

"thank you"

Raven:

<3 Crimson our Belimson

Epicsuperbat:

“Less than 3”

J0rt:

"oh!!! will you tell larry we say hi"

greenshi:

"catch ya on the flip side!"

greenshi:

"oh yeah tell larry j0hn is okay!!!"

"Oh, and tell Larry I said he ain't getting out of out little deal that easy"

END NELSON EVENT

IN TRANSIT

We have a report from the field

"Oh, no thank you, I've had quite enough. You could say this is the end of my meal"

SALSA STELLA has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THE END

Fwiw it was a round 3

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Okay, so you've died. Give me a 'gruuuuuuuuuugh' if God is hot as fuuuuuck"

"........"

"Nothin, huh? I guess you just hate God"

[14: Experiment 12965 vs Disc]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"okay"

Epicsuperbat:

“LARRY???”

Bubbly:

"we back?"

greenshi:

"HI"

"Oh, hey! You're that Nelson dude right?"

ube:

"yello"

Wonder:

"yep"

Raven:

"Did we make it?!"

greenshi:

"yea"

Mako:

"We're back! A Dinosaur Story!"

vivi/vince:

“we sure are”

chirp:

"Howdy!"

greenshi:

"who are you?"

Mako:

"Also yeah nice to meet you"

J0rt:

"yes hello! who are we speaking to owo"

Wonder:

"is this lou?"

"Did you make it? I dunno. Wait, you can't see. It's Midas, the one and only"

Wonder:

"ah"

Mako:

"Oh, hey dude!"

greenshi:

"oh hi!"

J0rt:

"hi midas!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Have you found any edible gold yet?”

Bubbly:

"hiii"

Mako:

"How have you been holding up?"

Raven:

"Oh, hey! Good to speak with you again"

"As a matter of fact I have!!"

greenshi:

"we have a new mission. find the larry"

Bubbly:

"LETS GO"

"And it doesn't like...have any taste, but you can FEEL the gold"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yoooo”

Raven:

"Pog and also champ!"

Wonder:

"hey, important request, can you hand us to the cyborg?"

greenshi:

"hell yeah"

Wonder:

"we need to tell him some news"

ube:

"do you happen to be a stand user"

chirp:

"Followup question: how much did it cost."

We have a report from the field

"..."

DISC has been knocked into the loser's bracket by EXPERIMENT 12965

Raven:

"Oh snap, field report!"

greenshi:

"......yeah bud"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOOO ZOMBIE WIN”

Mako:

"Hm? Something wrong?"

Wonder:

no that's the zombie

greenshi:

"oh that was zombie. nvm"

Mako:

"Oh"

Brush:

"zombie hype!"

"Oh the cyborg? You mean that John guy?"

Wonder:

"no, you say it like j0hn"

Mako:

"Ye!"

Raven:

"OUR BOY, BACK FROM THE DOUBLE-DEAD"

vivi/vince:

“you said his name wrong”

greenshi:

"with a 0, but yes"

Bubbly:

"yes please, we need to talk"

Mako:

"Also it's pronounced J0hn"

Epicsuperbat:

“Zombie who may be our son or a Florida Man who I will kick the ass of”

"That's what I said though"

Bubbly:

"oh boy"

greenshi:

"no no you said john. hes j0hn"

Mako:

"No there's a 0 instead of an 'O'"

Raven:

"It's a dialect thing"

Bubbly:

"we had this convo with dani too"

"Okay sure whatever"

"Anyway yeah the john guy is busy right now"

"I think he's doing some maintenance he said"

J0rt:

"ah that's good. hope he's doing ok"

greenshi:

"well this is important!"

Wonder:

"i know, but it's really important"

Mako:

"Do you think you can just leave us next to him?"

Raven:

"Dang. Let him know we got major news for him if you see him!"

Bubbly:

"is he with that gary guy?"

Mako:

"It concerns his boyfriend"

Mako:

"And also this entire universe"

"I dunno, he made it sound like it was private or something. I'd hate to interrupt his privacy and all that"

"But I guess I can knock on his door"

Raven:

"Valid!"

Bubbly:

"hm. fair."

Wonder:

"fair enough"

Epicsuperbat:

“Just throw us at him”

greenshi:

"tell him its about larry"

chirp:

"fair!"

Raven:

"WE WOULD CONCUSS HIM"

Wonder:

"yeah, tell him that"

Epicsuperbat:

“We can’t see”

Raven:

"We're CERAMIC"

J0rt:

"can robots get concussions?"

vivi/vince:

“do NOT throw us at him we don’t wanna hurt him”

vivi/vince:

“or ourselves tbh”

"Uhhh alright just a minute"

Wonder:

"you ever drop your phone really hard?"

greenshi:

"we'll make him bluescreen"

Mako:

"Do not yeet us"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Much of my focus has been placed on the newcomers that seem to come from somewhere else, but...there's something going on with you too"

"It would appear so. Perhaps I am connected to them in a way that neither of us can fully understand"

[15: Jumping Jack vs Agent Kitsune]

ooc here but i love agent kitsune so much and its probably because he's loosely based on another character where disc comes from but those two are just my Little Guys

Wonder:

i mean, i have feelings about him too

do you now?

A screenshot of Wonder's message, showing his display name is "Wonder (agent kitsune, call me)".

Insider2000:

Are Disc and Kitsune from another fiction series you have in mind?

I mentioned that I had a story I was planning on making

Disc and Kitsune are from that, although Kitsune isn't a furry in that

I might as well talk about what the idea was

It was an idea I'd codenamed "Cross-Stitch"

It was basically a sort of gameshow where the idea was simple. 5 people engaged in 5 different rounds to score as many points as possible. The twist is that everyone experienced the 5 rounds in a different chronological order

The gimmick of the experience was that you could read the chapters in a different order to follow a specific character

Kitsune's character was sent there because this idea is like....not possible. So he's here to see what's up

Disc's character hears about this and thinks "YOOOOO I CAN FUCK UP THE TIME SPACE CONTINUUM LETS GOOOOOOOO"

Dani is there in this story too

And of course she's there to win

Bubbly:

of course

Wonder:

of course she is

Insider2000:

She would.

Mako:

Of course

Raven:

Obviously

Epicsuperbat:

Good for her

Wonder:

that's our dani

vivi/vince:

if anything involves winning dani is There

There are a couple other characters, but that's the general idea.

Anyway that's where Disc and Kitsune came from and I'm happy to say they have, like, the exact same dynamic as seen here

We have a report from the field

"I hope that you find what you are looking for. Similar to how I hope to understand what I have found"

AGENT KITSUNE has been knocked into the loser's bracket by JUMPING JACK

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

WHAT DID THE EAR OF CORN SAY WHEN IT WAS EMBARRASSED?

"I think I know this one"

[16: Danthony vs JOKEBOT 99]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yo"

greenshi:

"HI"

"Hey Nelson"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

vivi/vince:

“heyo”

greenshi:

"J0HN?"

Mako:

"Hi"

"Y'all woke me up while I was in the middle of some serious maintenance so apologggggggies in advance if I'm a bit buggy"

Bubbly:

"J0HN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mako:

"You're good"

Wonder:

"yeah, sorry about this, but this is really important"

greenshi:

"ITS FINE YOUR BOYFRIENDS HERE"

Wonder:

"larry's here"

Epicsuperbat:

“Larry is here”

"Yeaaaaah?"

J0rt:

"aww im sorry about that but HI J0HN HI!!!!!"

Mako:

"But uh yeah Larry made it here"

Wonder:

"y'know, assuming he isn't you"

"Wh-?"

"Okay guysssssagwer4"

greenshi:

"HES HERE AND WE DONT KNOW WHO"

"That's real funny"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah I’m gonna kick his ass for not kissing you”

Wonder:

"no, we're serious"

J0rt:

"well he's not in the original dimension"

vivi/vince:

“no we’re serious”

"Don't you think I'd knogawergw if he was here"

Wonder:

"crimson told us"

Mako:

"We talked with Crimson and he said he wasn't in the dream"

J0rt:

"technically we don't know if he's HERE he's just not THERE"

"And you agwerv believed him?"

vivi/vince:

same hat

Mako:

"And to be fair, you're kinda bugging out right now"

"agrhoewnbi"

Wonder:

"better now than a year ago"

"Fuck sorry"

greenshi:

"oh buddy"

"I feel like I'm eating paste"

vivi/vince:

“he seemed genuine about it”

Mako:

"Also this universe is boned if Crimson doesn't find us"

"Out of a bin"

greenshi:

"no no youre fine"

Wonder:

"you talk with gary about it?"

Bubbly:

"hey."

"PQRgUNpu"

Wonder:

"he's an engineer by trade"

Epicsuperbat:

“You’re Good”

Insider2000:

"Damn. Keymash mode."

"Sorry guys I'm real tired. Mind if I get back to my beauty slagwereep?"

J0rt:

"yeah we have NO FUCKING CLUE where he is j0hn we;re so worried :("

Mako:

"Sure thing bud"

vivi/vince:

“yeah go rest”

Wonder:

is prism watching?

Probably

greenshi:

"take a nap bud sorry we disturbed you"

J0rt:

"yeah get some rest bud"

"Thank you guys"

Epicsuperbat:

“Go sleep dude”

Raven:

"We love you J0hn!"

END NELSON EVENT

[days in the past, but not many]

Wonder:

Oh yeah that reminds me

Wonder:

Hey cosmic? Prism isn’t with us

Janet:

apparently she did the ascendy thing to join with spectrum to create a new reality

that is true

Wonder:

hey, cosmic? i hope this isn't intrusive, but i'm a little curious about something. if you don't mind answering, that is

yes?

Wonder:

does the whole... "nera getting spectrum'd" thing affect every version of her/you?

Wonder:

i'm probably interpreting/remembering things wrong... it's been over a year, after all...

Wonder:

i only ask 'cause... i think prism might've made a "happy ending" version of you in her new universe

Wonder:

but then again, i dunno if the baby over there would be a version of you and they're not born yet, so...

i know that i am the version from within that universe i am uncertain whether or not there are other versions of nera within their own voids like me

Wonder:

i see...

Wonder:

appreciate the answer

Brush:

guess being in the void doesn't make you all-knowing. which makes sense, you are in darkness after all

Wonder:

still, i'm guessing this is some kind of "apology" from prism after... well...

Wonder:

maybe. i'm just theorizing here

Moon:

i doubt prism would apologize

Moon:

its prism

Wonder:

oh yeah, i have my doubts too

Wonder:

i'm just making guesses from the last time we heard from her

Moon:

i think if she did it would be like

Moon:

im sorry that you think i did something wrong :)

Wonder:

yeah, she can be very "i'm sorry you felt that way :)"

Wonder:

but we'll just have to wait and see until we get more information

Raven:

Thera and Folk got through a little bit

Moon:

oh you are just being silly i would never do something like that :)

might i ask what you are referring to?

Wonder:

the whole "i hope you experience what your mother did to you for the rest of your miserable existence :)" thing

Wonder:

among other things

Wonder:

like blackmailing you

Raven:

The room we were in fell apart and we fell through a hole into Japes Dimension

Raven:

And uh. We met another O'Rourke. Gary.

Wonder:

yeah, he's what i meant when i said that you might have a happy ending in that dimension

Wonder:

as much as i want prism to be an irredeemable bitch so that i don't have to feel bad about being angry at her, she's...trying, i guess?

Moon:

she can still be trying and we can still not like her

Wonder:

oh absolutely

Moon:

current actions do not erase former actions get her ass

Wonder:

hey, cosmic... umm, sorry to keep asking you for things, but we're trying to solve a mystery

Raven:

Larry is missing again, probably no longer body-snatched

Wonder:

do you see j0hn anywhere on your end?

i am certain that answer will come to you in time

does it not always?

Wonder:

fair

Raven:

Lol fair enough

Wonder:

it would be too easy if we knew when we're in like...chapter 2

Wonder:

appreciate the response, though

Wonder:

hey, sorry to barge in, just need a safe place to post this
https://pastebin.com/PQRgUNpu

but of course

https://pastebin.com/PQRgUNpu:

Seriously, I love you guys to pieces, but you gotta try not to blow our cover here alright? If Prism knows about Larry being here, then considering how much she loooooves me, I can imagine he isn't safe. Please, just pretend he's like lost between universes or something. I want to keep him safe.

[having reached the present, we shall depart this void]

We have a report from the field

"She says 'aw shucks', which...is probably the punchline you were going for, huh"

JOKEBOT 99 has been knocked into the loser's bracket by DANTHONY

And with that we get into the first round of losers bracket!

For the first time in this Majestic Kerfuffle, people will be eliminated(edited)

Loser's Round 1: Top 32

Ryu From Streets

Noinim

Chrysanthemum

Lou

Winston Overwatch

Spriteman

Joe Lift

Neon White

Waltz

Hackerman J0hn

Ludwig Von Koopa

Grandma Snazzy

Salsa Stella

Disc

Agent Kitsune

JOKEBOT 99

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You must choose.....a slice of stale bread.....or.....a glass of water with no ice"

"Man! Can't I just have both?"

[17: Ryu From Streets vs Noinim]

Wonder:

grand? i thought it was majestic

pretend it always said majestic and i didnt edit it

Wonder:

what do you mean? it always said majestic

Raven:

Lol that's so valid

greenshi:

exactly :)

J0rt:

oh god she really IS here

greenshi:

sam riech voice ive been here the whole time :)

Insider2000:

Group hallucination of the word 'Grand'.

Epicsuperbat:

She’s always watching, like the woman from Monsters Inc

Mako:

SHE'S IN THE WALLS

The Green Room episode of Game Changer but it's Prism

Raven:

Nobody saves her bc she sucks

Wait Game Changer but it's the three cods and Prism

greenshi:

so, dani; yes? or no? :)

Yes Or No? :)

Crimson: "I know what's going on here"

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yo"

greenshi:

"hi?"

Bubbly:

"heya"

Mako:

"Heya"

Insider2000:

"Hello."

chirp:

"Heya!"

"sigh Hello Nelson"

Raven:

"Hello!"

Mako:

"Whom?"

vivi/vince:

“hey?”

Wonder:

"is this kitsune?"

"I was told to apologize for my.....outrageous behavior earlier"

greenshi:

"oh man wonders boyfriend found us"

Wonder:

"oh chrys"

Bubbly:

"oh hey chrys"

Mako:

"Chrysanthemum?"

greenshi:

"oh nvm"

vivi/vince:

“oh hi chrys”

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey”

Raven:

"Oh, hello Chrysanthemum!"

Wonder:

"well, apology accepted"

chirp:

"Heya chrys"

"To whoever said the....less than ideal things about nature....please know that you are....forgiven"

Wonder:

"just... people talk weird sometimes"

Wonder:

"..."

Mako:

"Well now…"

greenshi:

"promise not to murder us anymore"

Wonder:

"like, i love nature."

Wonder:

"i live here"

Mako:

"Good for you, Wonder"

"See look! Compromise!"

Wonder:

"if it didn't exist neither of us would be alive"

"See, I told ya you were overthinking things, hon"

Raven:

"We're a collective here so communication can be hard"

Epicsuperbat:

“I want to say, I lied when I said I hated nature, I just have allergies, but I love Cacti”

"Okay....m...maybe I was a bit overprotective...."

greenshi:

"oh! is root here?"

Wonder:

"a bit?"

Raven:

"Please tell The Great Root we say hello!"

"Yes, yes he is... He found you and decided that we needed to have a....chat."

ROUND THREE

a mouse:

"hi great rooooot"

Bubbly:

"hiii!!"

greenshi:

"tell him we said hi"

Wonder:

"well, water under the moss-covered bridge"

Epicsuperbat:

“Whoa round 3”

"Of course! O Great Root! Nelson says hello!"

"Well hello there darlin'"

Raven:

"Gosh these fighters sure are Fighting"

greenshi:

" 😳 darlin,,,,"

Bubbly:

"fanning my face"

Epicsuperbat:

“You two should kiss”

Raven:

"Guys"

Mako:

"Epic."

Epicsuperbat:

“I’m joking”

"H-hey! Are you flirting with The Great Root????????"

"Like....All Plants??? Ever?"

Wonder:

"hey, they flirted with us first"

greenshi:

"yeah man id kiss a leaf"

Wonder:

"we're just here"

Brush:

"i love plant :3"

Bubbly:

"youre just jealous :3c"

"Hey, don't be too surprised. They don't seem to be the only visitor who seems to like plant life"

"Wh....what????"

Wonder:

"ohhhhhh..."

J0rt:

"oh you mean danthony?"

Wonder:

"ohhhhhhh..."

Raven:

"PFFFT"

greenshi:

"are YOU flirting with all plants? ever?"

Brush:

"lmao"

Bubbly:

"get his ass"

Mako:

"I mean listen, I'd rather waltz than just walk through the forest"

Mako:

"Also true"

"DANTHONY IS FLIRTING WITH THE GREAT ROOT?????"

greenshi:

"oh you meant danth"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh Yeah Danth and his Corn GF”

Mako:

"NO JUST A CORN GIJINKA"

greenshi:

"NO"

"Oh, honey now hold-"

chirp:

"No his girlfriend is just corn."

Wonder:

"no, he's flirting with anthro corn"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field

"And here I thought I was watching the newest season of the Simpsons"

NOINIM has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by FOLK and RYU FROM STREETS

A Ryu winning a set is.....amazing to me

I knew he could do it

For The Streets

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Uhhhhhh....why do you look so angr-"

"TAKE ME TO THE ONE KNOWN AS DANTHONY"

[18: Chrysanthemum vs Lou]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yo"

greenshi:

"hi!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Raven:

"SAVE DANTHONY"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

Athena:

"woah hey hi"

"....so this Chrysanthemum....they're a fan of mine.....r....right?"

J0rt:

"HEY UHHHH WE GOTTA GO APOLOGIZE TO DANTHONY"

Wonder:

"not exactly"

greenshi:

"well,"

J0rt:

"OH GOD DANTH"

Raven:

"DAN RUN"

Mako:

"Oh honey we're so sorry"

greenshi:

"no,"

Bubbly:

"UHHH SORRY BUD"

J0rt:

"WE'RE SO SORRY"

Wonder:

"they're angry that you're dating corn"

Mako:

"Start running"

"They're mad about that?"

Wonder:

"yes"

Raven:

"SHE THINKS YOU'RE DATING HER BOSS"

J0rt:

"IT'S MY FAULT"

greenshi:

"they think youre dating all of nature. and they have a crush on All Of Nature."

Epicsuperbat:

“You should run”

Athena:

"Danthony please don't die I couldn't handle it ever"

"Well if that's what they're so mad about, they can fight me for it. I'm not gonna apologize for loving Corn"

Mako:

Chrys uses they!

Raven:

Oh my bad I thought they were Any Pronouns

greenshi:

"so true king"

Wonder:

"hell yeah, king"

vivi/vince:

“be careful”

chirp:

"They have a tendency to fly off the handle, it seems!"

Bubbly:

"based"

Mako:

"Fair enough"

Wonder:

"anyways, how've you been holding up? been a while since we last talked"

Bubbly:

"thanks for jumping in after us!"

"Yeah, last we talked I was diving after you when you went into a wormhole? I think?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

Raven:

"You gave Therapuppy a big scare"

Wonder:

"well... talked properly like this"

Athena:

"That's fucking wild"

greenshi:

"hole!"

Athena:

"hole :)"

Wonder:

"with no hole shennanigans"

Mako:

"Thank you for looking out for us, by the way <3"

greenshi:

"thanks buddy <3"

Raven:

"Yeah, we owe you big time man"

Athena:

"You're a real pal danthony smiles big and wide"

Epicsuperbat:

“Thera is happy that you are ok”

chirp:

"Youre a sweetheart, but very silly jumping into a wormhole after a paperweight, my man."

"Oh my god, you talked to Therapuppy? Are they all doing okay? Everything looked apocalyptic!"

Wonder:

"everything's holding up over there"

J0rt:

"they're okay!! you guys are actually in more danger than them i think"

Wonder:

"turns out we can teleport between worlds"

greenshi:

"things are. difficult. but everyones alive!"

Etharia:

"They're managing. Crimson is trying to hold things together."

chirp:

"The ciblings are holding shit together for now."

greenshi:

"we're gonna help fix this so like. sit tight!"

Wonder:

"yeah, you guys are kinda fucked if shit isn't done fast"

"We're in danger?"

Wonder:

"OH BUDDY"

Epicsuperbat:

“And Peppermint is helping “

Raven:

"There was some major damage, but minimal casualties. Blora and Joe Drift got hurt"

"I mean I know this Chrys character is rough but"

J0rt:

"haha yeah turns out prism isn't. made. for creating dimensions"

"What??? Joe Drift???"

chirp:

"This universe is unstable."

greenshi:

"have you uh. have you met the end yet?"

"Like THE Joe Drift? Injured?"

J0rt:

"so you guys might be fucked if you stay there"

Wonder:

"the joe drift"

greenshi:

"YEAH MAN"

Bubbly:

"YEAH thats what we said"

Wonder:

"but that's beside the point"

Raven:

"I KNOW, RIGHT?!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I KNOW”

Athena:

"THE. Good ol'. Joe Drft."

chirp:

"yep, THE joe drift."

Athena:

"Shit's FUCKED, dude"

"I've seen him around. Kind of a weird vibe, but I've met weirder"

Wonder:

"yeah..."

Raven:

"Yeah uh he's a manifestation of Prism's fears"

Wonder:

"but yeah, we're probably gonna need the help of disc, kitsune, and bing"

Raven:

"He IS Entropy. And also snakes."

Wonder:

"probably"

"Oh cool, so the thing that puts fear into a god is here. Cool. Great. Not terrifying"

greenshi:

"yeah hes normal"

Wonder:

"i mean... if you can beat it, that might make you better than dani"

Wonder:

"she beats gods, you beat the concept of the end"

Wonder:

"just like sonic"

Bubbly:

"just like sonic"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah but so is Juni, so I’m not worried “

greenshi:

"just like sonic!"

Mako:

"Just like Sonic"

"Yeah just like Sonic"

Raven:

"And according to Crimson, Prism's track record for making dimensions isn't great. This place isn't built to last."

"Look, I'll update everyone on this but before we go."

Wonder:

"mhm?"

"Did you...hear anything about Corn?"

Wonder:

"oh uhh... not yet"

Athena:

"Not a thing. Sorry dude"

Epicsuperbat:

“She’s safe”

Wonder:

"we'll tell her you're safe"

chirp:

"Not yet, no, havent seen her."

"How about Dani?"

Wonder:

"dani...vanished"

greenshi:

"......."

Bubbly:

"well."

Mako:

"She's a tough crop. I'm sure she's fine."

Athena:

"sorry"

"........."

Epicsuperbat:

“Missing, I think “

Raven:

"She's alive, at the very least. Prism had to release her body to go full god mode"

Wonder:

"when prism made this new world, she just kinda...disappeared"

Mako:

"As for Dani… yeah…"

"Well then I guess the whole winning thing is up to me"

Wonder:

"yeah, she's probably fine"

"I'll get on that"

Bubbly:

"you got this!!!"

greenshi:

"thats right, champ"

Raven:

"We just...don't know where she dumped Dani off."

"Till next talk, Nelson"

Wonder:

"go be a cool-ass endkiller, buddy"

Mako:

"We believe in you!"

END NELSON EVENT

ROUND THREE

I am so sorry about making Chrys Like That lmao

We have a report from the field

"Maybe focus on who your opponent is instead of obsessing over this Danthony guy"

CHRYSANTHEMUM has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by ARROW ACE and LOU

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO B

NO!!!!!!! DANTHONY!!!!!!! COME OUT HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[18.5: Chrysanthemum vs Danthony?]

the Nelson image

greenshi:

"OH NO"

VIDEO FUNCTION ON

Mako:

"RUN DANTH"

Wonder:

"okay, so"

Epicsuperbat:

“OH”

Wonder:

"you can do this, buddy"

greenshi:

"OH WE GET TO SEE"

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

Brendle:

"HELLO???"

"YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST HAVE THE GREAT ROOT ALL TO YOURSELF??"

Athena:

"UH"

Athena:

"MAYBE???"

"No??? I don't??? My Corn is her own person outside of whatever that hivemind is!!!"

"And I'll fight for her!!"

Wonder:

"KICK THEIR ASS, DANNY BOY"

Mako:

"GO DANTH"

Raven:

"LET’S GOOOOO"

Brendle:

"GET THEY ASS"

Athena:

"KICK THEIR ASS DANTHY BOOOOY"

vivi/vince:

“LETS GO DANTH”

Raven:

"Please don't die"

Raven:

"DANTH"

[archival footage exists, but is not yet in the archive - it will be added later!]

Wonder:

"THAT'S OUR BOY!!!"

Prince:

"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHH"

Wonder:

"ATTABOY, DANTH!!"

Mako:

"LET'S GO DANTH"

Bubbly:

“WOOOO DANTHONYY”

Prince:

"now give them all guns."

Brendle:

"DANTHONY SWEEP"

Epicsuperbat:

“Let’s goooo!”

ube:

"LETS GOOOOO"

Raven:

"CORNTHONY WINS"

Mako:

"LEAVE HIS ASS ALONE CHRYS!!!!"

We have a report from the field

"Literally just CHILL!"

END NELSON EVENT

Hope I get to do some more of those for this tourney

Bubbly:

there are Two Nelsons now

greenshi:

:Nelson: :Nelson: two of them

which vc is the other nelson?

J0rt:

the one under cpuk-gaiden

Wonder:

the one under gaiden

J0rt:

the original

Prince:

the original

OH I MISSED THAT LMAO

Okay I'll use that one from here on out

Brush:

it's just been sitting here this whole time

Lime:

in "ryans active stuff"

Wonder:

to be fair, it has been a while

Bubbly:

YEAH SOME OF US WENT THERE FIRST

I forgor

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I appreciate your offer, but I prefer Peanut Butter"

"Wh- THATS NOT EVEN A DRINK????? You're doing this just to mess with me????"

[19: Winston Overwatch vs Spriteman]

Taking a short break from RP stuff lmao

Brendle:

is Todd short for anything? Toddathan? Toddathy? Toddstradamus?

Epicsuperbat:

It is now /j

Raven:

...what is the origin of the name Todd

Raven:

TO BEHINDTHENAME

Raven:

Guys oh my god

From an English surname meaning "fox", derived from Middle English todde. As a given name it was rare before 1930. It peaked in popularity in most parts of the English-speaking world in the 1960s or 70s, but it has since declined.

Raven:

Todd Fox

greenshi:

Oh so we know his fursona now

Epicsuperbat:

Creator of UnderRune

Spriteman X Kitsune OTP

I can't say that because y'all are gonna make that real

Insider2000:

Kitsune is about to obey his thirst.

FUCK

ROUND THREE

A screenshot of the match, it's the Duck Hunt stage, Winston is at 140% damage in the air, Spriteman is at 150% damage on the ground.

We have a report from the field

"Research this. Lemon. Lime."

WINSTON OVERWATCH has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by TRAINER OF JUSTICE and SPRITEMAN

END OF PART 3

Part 4

BEGIN CUTSCENE

Noinim was a being without form. To describe Noinim was impossible, as his form adjusted to a shape accomadating to whoever dared to speak to him. Regardless, this being still found a way to sit at the booth of the O'Charley's and take a look at the menu to decide what he was going to order.

"Ironic." He said aloud. "My drive is to give those the most impossible of choices....and yet...here I am...unable to decide." The steak looked like the best option. It might be best to treat oneself well after a harrowing defeat in this tourney. But then again, it was impossible to go wrong with chicken tenders.

"Well gee whiz! Perhaps you could use some help deciding." A voice rises over Noinim's thoughts. He lowered his menu to see The End has decided to take a seat across from him. As impossible as Noinim's form was, as bead of sweat was apparent on it.

"What do you want?" Something permeated Noinim's usually authoratative voice. A tinge of uncertainty. A tinge of anxiety. A tinge of fear.

A light-hearted chuckle comes from The End. Its eyes seem to start glowing, although it's hard to tell if that's because of some increase in a mysterious power or because of an internal excitement.

"Now, now, you know the answer to that! And I know you're just askin' me questions to try and put it off. So let's not waste any more time, shall we?"

Noinim began to change in some way. A darkness enveloped the restaurant as the impossible being summoned his power, growing to dward the man across from him in size and sheer presence.

"No! You foolish being. You claim to hold more power than myself?? I respect you, The End for what you are, but hear me. I REFUSE to go quie"

Noinim was a being without form. Now he truly is a being without form.

The End leaves the empty booth, leaving a tip for the waiter.

END CUTSCENE

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You know, you remind me of a friend of mine."

"I'm sure someone who's got some sick gains"

"Yep. That amidst other things"

[20: Joe Lift vs Neon White]

Janet:

"hey crimsy pal, love you, you're looking sooo red today, you're doing a great job, so sorry if this makes things awkward, could we visit our chaotic non-aquaintance noinim please?"

Raven:

"BUT ONLY IF IT WON'T KILL US"

ONE MOMENT PLEASE

Message from CRIMSON: "Why do you guys wanna see Noinim so much?"

Wonder:

"uhh..."

Brush:

"wanna see what happens"

greenshi:

"he uh. got Ended"

Mako:

"Cause he's kinda. Not."

Janet:

"he just got deleted and we're curious"

Janet:

"end happened"

Raven:

"We think we just saw him get dusted Thanos Style by The End for being a douche"

Message from CRIMSON: "Oh damn you're right, he did. Well in that case I can't really help ya much there"

Bubbly:

"ah dang"

Mako:

"Yeah that makes sense"

Wonder:

"welp, we tried"

Brush:

"damn. ah well there's other dead people"

Janet:

"makes sense! thanks!"

Wonder:

"hey, how's everything going over there?"

greenshi:

"alright we just wanted to check thanks bestie"

Raven:

"Okay thank you for confirming for us! We hope you're staying safe on your end bud!"

Message from CRIMSON: "If you wanna see Noinim, your best bet is to get on The End's bad side and hope there's life after death. Or being ended. Or whatever happened"

Raven:

"Haha no thank you"

Mako:

"Don't feel like doing that!"

Wonder:

"ah, so it's gotta be a metaphor for living on in the hearts of fans... i hope..."

greenshi:

"oh we dont like him that much we just wanted to know what happens"

Brush:

"we've been stabbed enough already, thanks"

Janet:

"nelson aerith moments"

Also watching Smash Tournament and Chartreuse in bracket rn

ROUND THREE

We have a report from the field!

"I'll tell you this much. I'm not yoked like you, but slaying demons works wonders for cardio."

JOE LIFT has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by THE GREAT ROOT and NEON WHITE

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yo"

Brush:

"hewwo!"

Bubbly:

"oh hello?"

Prince:

"woahgh"

"Heyyyyy besties!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"hi disc"

Mako:

"Heya!"

Prince:

"hi :]"

Raven:

"I hope he doesn't die"

greenshi:

"whomst?"

"Awwww you already know it's me! Yeah it's Disc"

Bubbly:

"hiiiii"

Janet:

"hi disc! we haaave news"

Mako:

"You got one, Wonder!"

Wonder:

"just needed some practice is all"

"Oh news?"

Wonder:

"s-sorta...?"

chirp:

"Hi disc! Things is weird theres been a murder."

Janet:

"uhhh so you know how you like dimensional instability?"

Raven:

"The world we came from is falling apart at the seams and we need your help"

"Oh I love some dimensional instability yeah"

greenshi:

"Noinim is. gone."

"Oh, you need my help?"

Janet:

"it turns out that's kinda gonna naturally happen here to disastrous levels"

Wonder:

"also this one's bound to fall apart too"

Mako:

"This dimension is gonna collapse if our good friend the god of dimensions doesn't find us here"

"Okay, that sounds about right"

Janet:

"and evacuation might be in order by, say, the end of the tournament"

Wonder:

"you'll probably need bing's help too, since he can make portals"

Raven:

"The God of Dimensions asked us to find people to help save it, so you'd be in his good graces for it"

"Sounds like it kinda lines up with what the furry's got"

Mako:

"Oh?"

Bubbly:

"Oh!"

Janet:

"also the end deleted noinim for some reason, maybe watch out for more deletions"

"Oh yeah he was brought over here because the dudes from the other universe are making things wacky but I've seen his notes. There's talk of some kinda big catastrophe"

Athena:

"DISC!!!!!! HI"

"I'm willing to help, but only if you all can help me"

Wonder:

"depends on what you want"

Mako:

"With what, exactly?"

"Well, I was kinda busy learning all about the universe you all are coming from"

Janet:

"im in, i love trying to help people!"

Raven:

"Name your price girlie there's like 30 of us in here, someone has to have what you want"

Athena:

"I would do anything"

J0rt:

"im happy to help but girl the whole dimension will collapse if you don't help"

"Oh, I think that this WILL help"

Wonder:

"oh, that sounds easy"

Wonder:

"ask away, then"

"Y'see, here's my little plan"

Athena:

"plan momence 👀"

Janet:

"we have lots of info on that, we even have a wiki!"

"YOU all need a pretty quick way to get your dimension god- I think it was Crimson- to know where I am, if I'm hearing you right"

Mako:

"That we do."

"And I am in the loser's bracket"

Lime:

"is it accurate to say we're from the same universe as the visitors you have that feel at least a little incorrect tbh"

Lime:

"*feels"

Janet:

"yep, we can act as an ineffective tracker for now but it's not optimal"

Wonder:

"uh-huh...?"

Raven:

"Yeah we can access him via compliments"

"I need some kinda power boost if I'm gonna stand a chance in this tournament"

Brush:

"oh, crimson'd disc?"

"And I know just how to do it"

J0rt:

"....do you want a spirit?"

J0rt:

"oh no"

"So long as SOMEONE is listening right now"

Athena:

"So lemme get this straight, your idea of a power boost is to get crim'd?"

Raven:

"Oh bestie I have good news and bad news"

"Oh no not crim'd"

Mako:

"I don't think we can do that for you"

"Y'see, my theory is that someone is listening right now"

Prince:

"get an axe."

Etharia:

“Wait are you going to.”

Prince:

"become a byleth."

J0rt:

"like prism? spectrum?"

Wonder:

"well... not entirely wrong, probably"

"Someone who's made someone....kinda like me.....into a god"

Lime:

"oh. is it prism"

greenshi:

"oh no. no thats worse"

Brush:

"hm."

Bubbly:

"hm."

Mako:

"… Oh. Oh no."

J0rt:

"disc no"

"Someone a lot like me"

Etharia:

“No yeah we are Not helping you with that”

Prince:

"hm."

Wonder:

"..."

Raven:

"Well, we are--NO, NO PRISMATICS HERE"

Prince:

"the mint?"

Mako:

"Disc honey this is a bad idea"

Etharia:

“Sorry girl”

"Oh don't worry. You already have"

The Daylights:

"this will only go poorly"

greenshi:

"get crimsoned instead bud itll hurt less"

Mako:

"DISC"

Wonder:

"disc, are you sure about this?"

Bubbly:

"welp."

Lime:

"actually this is a great idea i wanna see where this goes"

Janet:

"disc that's clever but also may go very badly good luck"

"After all, if she's listening, she'll lend me a hand"

J0rt:

"DISC THIS ISN'T AS GOOD OF AN IDEA AS YOU THINK IT IS"

Athena:

"Speak for yourselves motherfuckers Disc god moment sounss good to me"

Lime:

"peppermint summoning ritual"

"Hey hey hey wait a minute now"

"I'm not offering to be one of her lackeys"

"I'm just offering to bring in some help"

Wonder:

"i mean..."

Lime:

"crrimsons not here im sure she won't get distracted"

Wonder:

"we'll have to check...?"

J0rt:

"WHAT"

Raven:

"Honey she gives people RSD to control them"

Mako:

"Alright now I'm confused"

Janet:

"im sure disc has thought this through"

Wonder:

"okay, so, just to make this clear for everyone"

Wonder:

"you want us to summon prism?"

Etharia:

“No I disagree. Can we end the Nelson event now Ryan”

"You've helped me out enough. Thanks, Nelson <3"

Janet:

"no, we already did our part i think"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Afraid to ask for your sake, but have you happened to meet with my compatriot Dougie?"

"Ohhhh yeah I know what you mean by that, the guy wouldn't leave me alone. Although a laser cannon doesn't sound too bad"

[21: Waltz vs Hackerman J0hn]

the Nelson image

Athena:

"HI NELSON."

Prince:

"What's your classpect"

"Hey theres like 30 people in here yeah?"

Lime:

"hiii ^_^"

Janet:

"yeah! hi!"

Athena:

"about that."

Bubbly:

"um.... yeah..?"

Wonder:

"around that many"

Lime:

"maybe more"

greenshi:

"Give or take, yeah"

Raven:

"Yep!"

Wonder:

"maybe less"

Lime:

"imagine"

Ghost:

"im here"

"Okay cool, so like, god this is gonna be so lame"

"Okay so you dont know who I am right?"

Athena:

"dragons."

Bubbly:

"nno?"

Wonder:

"in what regard?"

Lime:

"its ok were cringe as hell"

J0rt:

"we can't see you but we might know of you if you tell us your name!"

"Okay cool, so I am completely anonymous awesome"

Janet:

"we have only guesses right now"

greenshi:

"We assumed disc, bit no we cant see you"

Raven:

"Not until you tell us, since our viewport has to be activated for us"

"So there's this girl"

greenshi:

"Bing."

Bubbly:

"uh huh?"

Raven:

"OWO?"

J0rt:

",,,,is this bing"

Wonder:

"hi bing"

"What?? Bing isn't a girl"

Janet:

"we like girls"

greenshi:

"As in you are bing"

Mako:

"Nah we mean you"

"LOOK WHO I AM ISNT IRRELEVANT"

Wonder:

"oh no, we thought bing was the one speaking"

Raven:

"Some of us do indeed like girls!"

Mako:

"LMAO"

Prince:

"it is relevant"

Athena:

"HI BING!"

Mako:

"GOT YOU"

greenshi:

"Yeah alright bud"

"Anyway, that girl in the hoodie do you know if she's like...seeing anybody?"

J0rt:

"buddy..."

Wonder:

"bing, come on, dude"

Prince:

" :LiveKarkatReaction: "

Bubbly:

"oh buddy"

Brush:

"i think she's got bigger problems"

Athena:

"Dude."

J0rt:

"to answer your question? no clue"

Brush:

"might be seeing god soon"

chirp:

"buddy."

Mako:

"She's about to see someone but not in a romantic way and more of in a 'seeing the face of god' way"

Lime:

"i think you'd need to run this by kitsune but not for the reason you are going to think you do"

Raven:

"...actually y'know what I think you have a lot in common and you should try being friends!"

Janet:

"she's looking into seeing reality itself in unpleasant ways i think, but not romantically!"

Raven:

"She can also make dimensional portals, maybe bond over that?"

Brush:

"she COULD be interested in god in a romantic way, who am i to judge?"

Lime:

"but lets be real you can just ask her"

"Okay so we have a lot in common yeah thats a plus"

Janet:

"also she's apparently very flirty"

"Just like whats the best way to approach this you think?"

Wonder:

"she'll probably just flirt with you first if you walk up to her"

Athena:

"Just go up and fucking talk tk her like a normal person Bing please for the love of god"

Prince:

"just be normal"

Prince:

"you're good at being normal. so do that"

Athena:

"way better put thank you"

Lime:

"hi whats you name im Bing"

Janet:

"uhh be present, be kind, listen actively to what she has to say"

"Alright, alright yeah, you guys are right I'm probably overthinking it"

Brush:

"ask her about dimensional instability she loves that"

Raven:

"Hm, well we're recruiting her to help save this dimesnion AND ours and your Hole Technique will be a big help, so maybe offer to team up?"

"Ooooooh that's smart!!"

Athena:

"I love hole!"

Janet:

"do not call agent kitsune she doesn't want that"

Wonder:

"yeah, tell her about your hole"

Janet:

"unless she asks you to"

Raven:

"Yeah! Her dimesnsional magic could use some stability, Dani's Technique could help provide that!"

Mako:

"Good night everybody"

Athena:

"maybe dont. talk about the hole"

Lime:

"NOT 'i love hole' PLEASE I want this to work out for you"

"Okay, y'know what, I'll go and give it a shot"

Prince:

"just call it a rift"

Janet:

"good luck!"

Bubbly:

"good luck bud"

"Thanks for the help you guys"

Prince:

"leave the calling it a hole to nelson"

Athena:

"gluck!"

Raven:

"Good luck buddy!"

greenshi:

"Godspeed"

Janet:

"rooting for you!"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"For what it's worth, I think that he can make some awesome stuff, but leave messing with my body to me, thank you very much"

Waltz (Dog) Watch emoji

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Thank you again for joining this majestic tournament once again! What do you plan to do after the tourney?"

"Oh, you know, go home, cook some sweets for the grandchildren, maybe indulge in a podcast or two"

[22: Ludwig Von Koopa vs Grandma Snazzy]

also dark jimbo vs cosmic love in tournament

A screenshot of an ongoing Smash tournament, with Angie playing Sonic vs LethalLuma playing Rosaline, with the appropriate costumes for Dark Jimbo and Cosmic Love in CPU Kerfuffle.

Wonder:

ryan what podcasts does snazzy listen to, this is important

Also someone asked the podcasts Snazzy listens to, and the answer is ornithology podcasts, cooking podcasts, a few audio dramas, and one left-wing political podcast

Wonder:

noted, thank you

Also

ROUND THREE

Etharia:

Which audio dramas

stuff like downton abbey

the Nelson image

Prince:

"aeugh"

Mako:

"Heya"

greenshi:

"Heeeelloooo"

"So I tried talking to her"

Prince:

"i've been lifted"

greenshi:

"Oh buddy"

"Not gonna lie I was normal as HELL"

Prince:

"were you."

Wonder:

"how'd it go?"

greenshi:

"Not a good start"

Brush:

"did anything explode"

Prince:

"did you die"

"And she said thaaaaat she's go on a date with me"

Bubbly:

"OH??"

Wonder:

"nice"

greenshi:

"WHAT."

"......if I beat The Great Root in my next round"

Mako:

"Oh nice"

Janet:

"oh congrats!"

Brush:

"oh boy"

Bubbly:

"oh-"

Mako:

"Oh dear"

greenshi:

"Ah"

Wonder:

"...do you need help?"

Janet:

"we will be cheering for you!"

Prince:

"that tree is going to explode you"

greenshi:

"Well. Good luck! And also Watch Out"

Prince:

"or try to. remember to keep Close"

"Psh. Me? Need help? Come on"

Janet:

"i am using all the psychic powers at my disposal to power you up"

"This is me we're talkin about"

Janet:

"im not psychic though afaik"

Bubbly:

"this is you we are talking about"

Wonder:

"yeah, but... this is also you we're talking about"

Mako:

"I mean you don't exactly have the best track record…"

Janet:

"you did nearly beat dani that one time though"

Janet:

"that was awesome"

"But when I put my mind to it, I can do all kinds of stuff"

greenshi:

"I'm more worried about what a certain plant lover is gonna think when you beat up their Guy"

"Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta go train up"

Janet:

"you've got this!"

Wonder:

"also chrys is a guy (gender neutral) to worry about"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field

"Oh, well if I keep this up I'll be home later than I expected. Maybe I'll have to call someone to check on the cookies"

LUDWIG VON KOOPA has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by THE SWEEPMASTER and GRANDMA SNAZZY

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So what exactly is that yellow thing that fights with ya?"

"It could be said that the love I put into the salsa even brings things like the corn to life!"

"That's.....a lot of followup questions to that, but the point is I feel a bit outnumbered. Hope you don't mind me calling in an audible"

[23: Salsa Stella vs Disc]

"I CALL YOU TO MY AID!!!!! PEPPERMINT!!!!!"

"You ready?"

"Oh you know I'm ready! And with my bond to Crimson, he'll know where I am in no time"

"Yeah, I meant about winning this tourney, but whatever works"

Pyra and Mythra in the Smash Ultimate character select screen, on the yellow and red colour scheme, representing Disc and Peppermint working together.

DISC has become DISC + PEPPERMINT

Prince:

also using the Best Pyra/Mythra skin (not biased)

Prince:

(is biased)

I did my best to pick the best skin to represent them both. I chose this one because I figured Disc was a lot more Mythra than Pyra (from what little I know of Xenoblade)

the Nelson image

Bubbly:

"UM."

Janet:

"hi!"

"What in the HELL is she doing?"

Wonder:

"hey, so is bing here?"

Prince:

"it is the best skin"

Mako:

"Hi?"

J0rt:

"HOW IS SHE HERE??"

Raven:

"THE MAD LAD"

J0rt:

"ALSO HI WHOS THIS"

greenshi:

"BAD THINGS"

"This is Kitsune, and who is that???"

Mako:

"LOOK WE GOT NO IDEA EITHER"

Wonder:

"uhh... she's the goddess of time from our dimension"

J0rt:

"that's peppermint"

Brush:

"peppermint 🍬"

Janet:

"that's peppermint, she's an ascended fan from the other place"

Bubbly:

"SOMEONE FROM OUR UNIVERSE"

greenshi:

"THATS PEPPERMINT. SHES NORMAL"

Mako:

"Anyways that's Peppermint, the current goddess of time"

Raven:

"Meet Peppermint, Goddess of Time and Yandere Fangirl"

Wonder:

"be careful of her, she is...a lot"

Janet:

"i think disc wants to use her help to help this dimension?"

Janet:

"in exchange for Power"

Wonder:

"yeah, you guys don't have long here"

Janet:

"btw peppermint is very powerful, she's the reason we have a hole"

Janet:

"oh yeah we should share the bad news"

Raven:

"So now Disc has Space AND Time! She's a whole Homestuck session"

Athena:

"hole!"

"She mentioned something about a bond with Crimson. That's another one of your gods right?"

Wonder:

"mhm"

Janet:

"yep, god of dimensions, peppermint is a fangirl of him"

Janet:

"it's not mutual"

Wonder:

"well... not really a bond, more like... one-way adoration"

Raven:

"Yep! God of Dimensions and key to saving your asses"

Brush:

"crimson is scared of her i think"

Janet:

"peppermint also got the powers of the goddess of time through a series of unlikely events"

Mako:

"And we kinda need him to find us"

"What do you mean the key to saving our asses?"

J0rt:

"oh yeah this dimension's gonna collapse at. some point"

Janet:

"turns out! your dimension is probably unstable, judging by its creator's track record"

Wonder:

"this dimension will end as soon as the tourney ends, taking you and our friends with it"

Mako:

"He needs to take y'all out of this dimension before it collapses"

Raven:

"This dimension isn't meant to be permanent. Prism is bad at making them."

Janet:

"not immediately unstable, but also not stable long term either"

"........God......so it is happening"

Janet:

"she did a better job than usual, but it's not her best skill"

Janet:

"also! the end deleted noinim from existence"

Raven:

"Not immediately, but soon enough that we need to start getting you guys out ASAP"

Wonder:

"also umm... yeah, you probably know this already but, we need disc's help. especially you"

Janet:

"we don't know why, we don't know if he will strike again, but beware! he is very good at deleting people"

Janet:

"noinim was some kind of demonic entity and was helpless so"

Janet:

"also the end uses any pronouns which is awesome"

".......this is a lot to take in....listen I....my fight is up next. Thank you for the intel"

Wonder:

"actually hold on"

Janet:

"good luck!"

Etharia:

“If you don’t mind me making baseless metaphysical theories, the fact that we’re here in this dimension, and thus that it has a story in it, means there’s just enough spectrum energy or whatever to keep this dimension in a metastable state. But once the tournament ends, and the story with it, the dimension collapses.”

Wonder:

"you mind if we ask you something?"

Mako:

"Eh?"

"Sure, but make it quick"

Wonder:

"i know this seems like a really bad time, but... you seeing anyone?"

J0rt:

"WONDER."

Raven:

"WONDER--"

greenshi:

"Wonder."

Brush:

"wonder."

Mako:

"… Wonder."

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"Hopefully this victory will act as a beacon! Crimson ought to be impressed by that one!"

"Well I'll admit, the power in numbers helps"

SALSA STELLA has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by THE END and DISC + PEPPERMINT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE?

"No, Jokebot. I want information. You can tell your jokes after we get this taken care of"

[24: Agent Kitsune vs JOKEBOT 99]

I know this (and the last couple sessions for that matter) have been really short, but I might call it after this set and continue in the next couple days (hopefully for a longer session)
👍 8

Wonder:

all good

Insider2000:

np

Brush:

👍

greenshi:

Take your time

Wonder:

i got to shoot my shot, at least

Raven:

It was a great little burst with a lot to digest!

Lime:

yeah it was fun

chirp:

Take your time! Short sessions are still plenty fun

Janet:

ryan you've done a cutscene, multiple nelson events, established multiple Big Deals, and been running for a couple of hours, this has been very eventful!

Mako:

And yea short sessions are still fun!

Lime:

makes it more digestable to catch up on too

Insider2000:

I've had a busy and injured day, I can't judge.

Dope! I just know that compared to the original NCCT's the chunks were larger and we could get through a tournament quicker so I'm acknowledging the change of pace

Janet:

i honestly do not know what granted you the power to get through those 64 participant brackets plus lore so fast

Vyvanse probably lmao

Shoutouts to the Adderral shortage

Well there may be one more after this

We have a report from the field!

"Sorry for being so rough on ya Jokebot. But there's a lot going on. Gary and I are gonna have to take a look at ya"

JOKEBOT 99 has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by DANTHONY and AGENT KITSUNE

If you all hold for just a moment, I have one more cutscene before we go

ready for cutscene?

BEGIN CUTSCENE

"I dunno why you're so antsy to see what this thing knows, Agent K, but I can tell ya this. It's got plenty of jokes stored" Gary peers at his computer monitor taking a look at the decompiled data within Jokebot's memory banks as the robot sits in sleep mode attached to the computer. "And Ludwig gave ya the okay for this?"

Agent Kitsune sighs as his tail flicks apprehensively. "Ludwig does not own Jokebot. He is his own being, and he agreed to this after our battle took place. Regardless, time is of the essence. What information does he have about this other universe all these other people seem to be coming from?"

A couple keystrokes later and Gary's face lights up somewhat. "Let's see now! It looks like there is a profile about this other space they come from. So Jokebot knows about it. It looks like the readings from them are exactly the same as the readings he took when that Disc girl did her little stunt."

"That tracks. Apparently the other girl is also from their universe"

"Sheesh. At this rate they're just gonna overwhelm us, huh?"

"Perhaps. Anything else in there? Any details about...this whole dimension deal? Perhaps in regards to ours?"

"Let's see.....I'm taking a look at recently accessed profiles. There are 34 notable names that have been referenced in some regard in the last day. The members of the tournament, that Nelson thing, the new girl Peppermint and someone named Prism"

The fox stands there for a moment, thinking about what was said. "Hold on a second....34? Is Jokebot one of the profiles?"

"Yes, Jokebot is able to recognize itself"

"So wouldn't that make 35?"

An uncomfortable pause rang through the room, followed by a few more keystrokes. ".........Noinim. The profile for Noinim has been deleted"

A now apprehensive Kitsune straightens up for a moment. "....How did The End....?"

"The End? What about the End?"

".....nothing. Can you load up the profile on Prism?"

"I got a match coming up, K. It might take a minute. I can let it load while I'm fighting, alright?"

A sigh leaves the agent's lips as Gary stands up out of his chair. "Okay. Thank you very much for your help Gary. And hey. Say hello to Mary for me when you can. I assume she's doing well?"

Gary chuckles to himself, his eyes looking longingly into the distance. "Hehe...yeah...she's takin' it like a champ."

"You two are gonna make some great parents. I just know it."

"Stop gettin' me to cry before my big fight, fox boy!"

END CUTSCENE

END OF PART 4

Part 5

Winner's Round 2: Top 24

Midas

Folk

Arrow Ace

Gary

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Big The Cat

The Great Root

Bing

Juniper Uppercut

Jake Irish

The Sweepmaster

Mayor Pomeranian

The End

Experiment 12965

Jumping Jack

Danthony

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Y'know, with how much ya love gold...I know a pirate crew that might be able to hook you up if you're interested in joining"

"Nice offer, but with my Midas Touch, I don't need any help"

[25: Midas vs Folk]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"yello?"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Mako:

"Heya gamer"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hewwo”

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHELLO!!!!"

Wonder:

"hey toj"

Mako:

"MMMMMMMMMMMYESSSSSSSS"

Wonder:

"been a bit"

Epicsuperbat:

“MMMMMMMMMMMMMM”

Prince:

" Ⓜ️ "

Lime:

"mmmmmHELLO"

chirp:

"Hey TOJ!!"

Janet:

"hi!"

"IT HAS BEEN QUITE SOME TIME HAS IT NOT?"

Mako:

"TRULY"

Wonder:

"it sure has"

Janet:

"it certainly has! especially on our end!"

Epicsuperbat:

“I MISSED YOU”

Lime:

"I dont know how long its been for you but it def has for us"

"NEVERTHELESS I MUST ASK YOU A QUESTION"

Mako:

"ASK AWAY"

"WHAT DO YOU KNOW OF THIS FELLOW GARGANTUAN THE FELINE?"

Brush:

"LOVES TO FISH"

Janet:

"big the cat is a character from the sonic adventure games"

Wonder:

"loves his frog"

Mako:

"BIG IS A FRIEND OF JUSTICE I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT"

Wonder:

"is stupid strong, too"

"WELL OF COURSE HE DOES EVERYONE LOVES FROG"

Mako:

"AND ALSO A FROG"

Janet:

"he once battled a water god to rescue his best friend"

Epicsuperbat:

“BIG THE CAT! The strongest person Sonic The Hedgehog knows”

Mako:

"TRUE"

"MMMMM SO HE SOUNDS LIKE HE IS QUITE THE OPPONENT"

Brush:

"FRANKLY YOU SHOULD JUST GIVE UP NOW. YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR HIS FISHING PROWESS"

Janet:

"also he can drive a car"

Janet:

"this will be quite a fight!"

Brush:

"toj is gonna get run over by big the cat"

"I WOULD NEVER SURRENDER AS THAT IS NOT THE WAY OF JJJJJJJJJJUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“He’s so cool, I love him so much, he’s the best”

Lime:

"he was in that plane was he flying that"

Janet:

"oh yeah he can also fly a plane"

Janet:

"and he lives in the jungle"

Wonder:

"say, how've you guys been holding up here?"

Lime:

"yeah how is everyone you already know"

"I AM CURIOUS IF YOU KNOW OF ANY WAY TO PERHAPS GAIN AN ADVANTAGE IN OUR FIGHT"

Wonder:

"not really, no"

Janet:

"big the cat loves friends, try befriending him!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Be kind”

"OF COURSE!!!! FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!"

Prince:

"be kind"

"YOU ARE SO WISE"

Mako:

"YES"

"I WILL BRUSH UP ON MY FRIENDSHIP TECHNIQUES"

Janet:

"also do not under any circumstances kidnap froggy"

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE, NELSON!"

Mako:

"AND MAYBE FISHING TECHNIQUES TOO"

Mako:

"OF COURSE!"

Janet:

"glhf!"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"How's that lookin? Is your pirate's gold THIS impressive?"

FOLK has been knocked into the loser's bracket by MIDAS

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Alright, I'm hopin' for a nice clean fight, ya got it?"

"You bet. I don't need any cheap tricks to win this. Just this bow of mine"

[26: Arrow Ace vs Gary]

"Soooooooo was that cool or what?"

Prince:

" :THEZUKI: "

"Yeah same I guess"

Mako:

"Very cool but also very much caught us off-guard, Disc"

Lime:

"thezuki as they say"

Prince:

"thezuki"

"Catching people off guard is like....my MO"

Janet:

"i was very startled!"

Mako:

"Yea fair"

Raven:

"Okay I admit I was worried you wanted to partner up with Prism, not Pep"

Lime:

"look, as long as you can wrangle her youll be fine tbh"

Wonder:

"hey so."

Brush:

"still a questionable choice but there's hope"

Wonder:

"what the fuck."

Janet:

"i didn't even know peppermint was reading our conversations"

"Oh, from what I'd heard teaming up with Prism is not a good call"

Prince:

"just gotta be silly with it!"

Janet:

"yep"

Wonder:

"definitely"

Mako:

"ACCURATE."

"Something about a shadow of some kind"

Prince:

"that's my takeaway at least :]"

Prince:

"oh"

Brush:

"YEP"

"Anywho"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint my beloved, but like why her? Are you ok?”

Mako:

"OUGH YEAH,,"

Janet:

"are you two getting along okay?"

Lime:

"shes not like. bad. but i wouldn't say she's a good influence either"

"Well the way I see it is that if Prism is in charge of the quote unquote story, then she'd LOVE the chaos of putting two bad bitches together"

Wonder:

"that...can't exactly be disproven..."

Raven:

"...okay yeah you played her like a fiddle"

"And yeah, we're getting along. She doesn't stick around all that often since she's off in her own world, but hey."

Prince:

"good point"

Wonder:

"you haven't flirted with her, have you?"

Janet:

"oh fun fact for you to bond over! peppermint once stabbed us!"

Mako:

"Yeah she did do that"

"Me? Flirting? Come on, what do you take me for"

Janet:

"that's why we have a lovely sticker now c:"

Mako:

"A bisexual"

Wonder:

"we've heard from others"

"True"

Brush:

"you should stab us too, that way we can get another sticker"

Wonder:

"jake called you a floozy"

"That sounds like something Jake would say tbh"

Epicsuperbat:

“Wish she would stab us again ❤️”

"Oh sweet you guys are freaks too awesome"

Prince:

"yea"

Mako:

"Pretty much"

Prince:

"we're not normal"

Janet:

"oh there's a lot of us who are freaks in all sorts of different ways, it rules"

Brush:

"we live in a hedgehog we can't NOT be a little freaks"

Epicsuperbat:

“Why be normal when you can be a freak?”

Prince:

"because Normal is someone else and identity theft is fucked up."

Raven:

"To be fair, one of us tried to ask out Agent Kitsune last time lol"

"Gotta love the variety"

"Oh my god, really? That is so funny"

chirp:

"Are not all human beings freaks in their own special ways."

"How did he react?"

Brush:

"hung up"

Janet:

"he ended the conversation"

Mako:

"Yeah Wonder you wanna tell her about it"

Prince:

"hung up the hedgehog"

"Boring"

chirp:

"Hung up."

"Just like him"

Brush:

"perfect comedic timing tho"

Raven:

"Snrk"

Wonder:

"look, i wanted to shoot my shot"

Wonder:

"can't hurt to try, right?"

Lime:

"i mean it worked for folk"

Janet:

"oh yeah ask folk how he got together with his girlfriend sometime"

Janet:

"it's a great story"

"Oh yeah, I fully advocate for that"

Mako:

"Well Folk is a fox boy, we're a ceramic hedgehog"

"And oh I definitely will. He's, like, a time traveler, right?"

Wonder:

"yep"

Janet:

"he is! he's so cool"

Raven:

"Yeah, from a doomed future"

Prince:

"he's so so cool"

"Nutty"

ROUND THREE

Janet:

"averted a bad future"

Mako:

"Yea he's great"

Lime:

"and hes a dogboy he started dating the goddess of time. we're not so different"

Mako:

"I mean you ever played Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky?"

Epicsuperbat:

“I wish I was dating the goddess of time”

Mako:

"It's like that"

"Oh yeah love that game"

Mako:

"Yell heah"

"Oh damn, thats awesome"

"Kinda hot tbh"

Mako:

"Huh"

Janet:

"note: not the peppermint goddess of time, the previous one"

Raven:

"He's basically Grovyle, so extremely"

Janet:

"they are different people"

Wonder:

"yeah, before pep, there was chartreuse"

Lime:

"eos or the fact that his girlfriend used to be the goddess of time"

"Makes sense. Peppermint doesn't even start with C"

"Why not both?"

Mako:

"It could if you're not a coward"

Lime:

"SO true"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint can start with C if you believe hard enough “

Lime:

"coolmint..."

Brush:

"ceppermint"

"So I guess the idea is she's gonna help direct the crimson guy over here?"

Wonder:

"i think...?"

Mako:

"Probably how that works"

We have a report from the field!

Wonder:

"they should know that you dragged her here at some point"

Brush:

"she might scare him off."

Raven:

"She has a massive crush on him"

Mako:

"She definitely leaves an impression wherever she is"

Wonder:

"but also yeah, crimson would not wanna touch pep"

Janet:

"that's certainly what she implied, she's probably easier to find than we are"

"Oh hold up a fight just ended"

Janet:

"given the time powers and just... how peppermint she is"

Brush:

c'moooooooon aa

greenshi:

" 👀 "

"Nice fighting, kid. Shame I'm just a little bit better"

ARROW ACE has been knocked into the loser's bracket by GARY

Mako:

"Ah dang"

Wonder:

"hey, that reminds me..."

"Reminds ya of what?"

Wonder:

"are you actually gonna date bing if he wins against root?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Wow can’t believe Gary hates AroAce people /j”

"Hmmm......yeah sure why not?"

"Free dinner"

Mako:

"I mean we don't even know if our currency is still the same in this universe"

Epicsuperbat:

“Free dinner“

greenshi:

"Okay but do you like. Like his company"

Mako:

"Did Bing even bring his wallet here?"

Janet:

"fun fact, bing has the ability to cut between planes of existence with his sword"

"I dunno. Haven't had much time with the guy"

Epicsuperbat:

“Does money even exist here”

Janet:

"he also has the ability to be bing"

"So true he does"

greenshi:

"He is very Bing"

Lime:

"he has mantits that enough to get started"

Prince:

"he's :bing: "

Raven:

"He's a good guy, if a bit silly"

Janet:

"he once beat up a homophobe ceo"

Prince:

"can you bingleave it"

Lime:

"you can find out more on the date, yeah?"

greenshi:

"Have you ever heard of his Hole? Its pretty cool"

Prince:

" "

"Y'all are really gassin' this guy up. What, do you have a side bet about whether or not he gets a girlfriend or somethin'?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Maybe don’t ask him about his Hole on the first date”

Wonder:

"maybe"

Wonder:

"he's had a bad track record with his crushes"

Epicsuperbat:

“I just think you’d be happy together “

Prince:

"we just think he's neat"

greenshi:

"No hes just our failguy <3"

Raven:

"Nah, we've just been following his progress for a long time"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"GREETINGS ENEMY! CARE TO PARTAKE IN SOME MMMMMMMMMMMMMFRRRIIIIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!"

"....uh......sure?"

[27: TRAINER OF JUSTICE vs Big The Cat]

Wonder:

"also that"

Mako:

"YO TOJ"

greenshi:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

Epicsuperbat:

“BIG”

chirp:

"he's our pet loser (i say this with utmost love)"

"....by the way, what's that guy's deal?"

Prince:

"mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Lime:

"he deserves bigger wins than he gets and a girl would make him happy"

Prince:

"JUSTICE"

Brush:

"he's fun"

greenshi:

"JUSTICE"

Janet:

"oh toj just really likes justice"

Mako:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMJUSTICE!!!!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“MMMMMMMMMMJUSTICE”

Lime:

"justice!"

chirp:

"JUSTICE."

Raven:

"Oh Trainer of Justice? He's. Intense about juetice. And a lawyer!"

Brush:

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMFUN JUSTICE!"

Insider2000:

“He’s eager about justice.”

greenshi:

"we love him hes great"

"Alright, can't complain about that"

Janet:

"he once helped a small child vanquish an unstoppable demon"

Wonder:

"don't say justice though"

Mako:

"He did!"

chirp:

"Also that"

Wonder:

"he will approach you"

greenshi:

"he punched prism once! it was pretty cool"

"Dang, the people from your universe are pretty dope"

Mako:

"Wait yeah that might distract him"

Mako:

"They sure are!"

Wonder:

"well, you can always come along with us"

Janet:

"also he can appear from the ground if you say 'justice', though he might destroy furniture in the process"

Raven:

"Yeah! We're excited for you to meet them"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah we love em”

greenshi:

"wanna come visit? or live there? forever? becuasethisworldwillnotlastforverylonglol?"

"Yeah, sure why not? Don't got much goin here other than bein chained up to the furry guy"

Lime:

"he can come too"

Mako:

"We know a great spaghetti place"

Wonder:

"he should come"

"Well spaghetti? I guess I gotta now"

Janet:

"oh yeah, you need to try the spaghetti over there, it's the best in any universe"

Epicsuperbat:

“You can all come”

Raven:

"Crimson was pretty impressed when he heard about your dimension magic, so he wants to meet you anyway"

Janet:

"at least i assume that's how universal constants work"

Mako:

"Actually the spaghetti might be here too, the owner is a universal constant"

Lime:

"it is run by a constant isnt it that probably true"

greenshi:

"she cooka da spaghetti"

Raven:

"Oh, and we have Sans. From Undertale"

"Sounds complicated"

Epicsuperbat:

“Love the Sans”

Lime:

"Shantae!"

"The Constant Thing, not the Sans thing"

Janet:

"what isn't complicated tbh"

Mako:

"Trust us you don't know the half of it"

greenshi:

"meh, theyre the same thing, so"

Janet:

"oh the sans thing is the constant thing"

Janet:

"they are one and the same"

Epicsuperbat:

“Is your life not just as complicated?”

Janet:

"also garfield is involved for some reason"

"Fair enough. Alright I'll let ya go. I gotta prep a plan against that Arrow guy"

Mako:

"See ya! Good luck!"

Janet:

"good luck!"

Lime:

"you got this"

Wonder:

"see ya"

Raven:

"Please don't flirt with him anymore"

greenshi:

"hey actually. do you recognize the name nagito komaeda?"

Epicsuperbat:

“GL”

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"IT WOULD APPEAR THE FRIENDSHIP STRATEGY WAS A SUCCESS!!!!"

BIG THE CAT has been knocked into the loser's bracket by TRAINER OF JUSTICE

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Listen, I've got a lot riding on this match, but I don't wanna see you holding back, alright?"

"Ohhhhh don't you worry, I don't plan to for a second"

[28: The Great Root vs Bing]

And first stock is chromicide

god bless

Wonder:

did he at least get root with it?

yes he did

Bing's two signature abilities being The Technique and Chromicide is so funny

chirp:

His moves are
1) Hole
2) Dunking You (And Himself) Into The Hole

The world's first Hole-type game

Sorry I haven't Nelson'd, I am Observing this set with bated breath

So

I'm about to show my bias here

I'm mulliganing this one because it was on Lylat Cruise and the ledges robbed Bing big time in this fight

So

Would everyone be okay with a do-over of this round?

ROUND THREE (REAL)

In-universe agreed upon I guess

To be fair if Bing loses this one it would be the most Bing outcome

chirp:

my dear friend bing LOVES to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

It's his third special move

We have a report from the field!

"What's the matter, boy? You're lookin' mighty disappointed right about now"

BING has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THE GREAT ROOT

the Nelson image

Prince:

"f"

"Oof"

Brush:

"welp there he goes"

Mako:

"RIP Bing"

Epicsuperbat:

“BING NO”

"Well, y'know what?"

Raven:

"We still love ya Bing"

"I think he tried his damndest, didn't he?"

Wonder:

"he did"

Lime:

"classic bing tbh"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah he did”

Raven:

"He did!"

Mako:

"I mean I did have Root winning that in my bracket but"

Prince:

"he sparkled on the best he could this fine wednesday"

Mako:

"Y'know what he sure did!"

chirp:

"He did!"

"Maybe he deserves a little something anyway. Like I said. Free dinner and all that"

Wonder:

"maybe"

Raven:

"And he did a sick Chromicide too"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hell yeah bing dinner."

Insider2000:

"Perhaps."

"Ooh, here he comes"

Mako:

"That's nice :)"

Wonder:

"tell him we said hi"

Janet:

"have fun!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Free food!”

Prince:

"take care"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Good Job!!!!"

Raven:

"We love the Bing"

Lime:

"huge win for bingheads"

greenshi:

"pity date pity date"

"Heyyyy Bing! You really showed your stuff out there. Tell ya what...ya didn't win, but I don't think I'd mind goin out for a bite if you don't mind it"

"Uhhhhh no"

Raven:

"WHAT"

"N..........what?"

Insider2000:

!!!

Mako:

"Eh"

Epicsuperbat:

“WHAT”

greenshi:

"oh! okay!"

Mako:

"EH?"

Wonder:

"WOW"

"We made a deal. I lost, so no date. I've gotta get stronger so I can keep my end of the deal"

Brush:

"honorable!"

Lime:

"no! his pride and commitment to the truth is fucking him over!"

Mako:

"Well dang. Respect"

Prince:

":bing:"

Raven:

"BOI HAVE YOU LOST YA DAMN-oh okay its an integrity thing"

Prince:

"respect"

Epicsuperbat:

“Bing no!”

Janet:

"rip the free dinner :c"

"Besides. I heard about what's goin on with universes and stuff. I gotta focus on practicing the Technique to get everyone out"

"Uh......I.....what?"

Brush:

"good guy!"

Mako:

"That's our boy!"

Prince:

"BINGSWEEP"

"Maybe another time, Disc"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, that"

Prince:

"LET'S GO THAT'S OUR GUY"

greenshi:

"Hole!"

"............."

Mako:

"Good for him!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Maybe you can help him?”

Insider2000:

"Hell yeah, Bing!"

"......oh......my god?"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Ohhhh so you're like a video gamer? I know someone else who plays video games who looks kinda like you. He's kinda weird though"

"Callin it a video game is a bit reductive but sure"

[29: Juniper Uppercut vs Jake Irish]

the Nelson image

Prince:

"hi"

Mako:

"Heyo"

UnofficiallyJam:

"hello!"

greenshi:

"hihi"

Epicsuperbat:

“Baby fight baby win!”

Janet:

"hi!"

"Hey there, Nelson. This is Agent Kitsune"

Insider2000:

"Hiya"

chirp:

"Hey there!"

Mako:

"Oh hey!"

Prince:

"hiya"

"Do you....know what's going on with Disc?"

Prince:

"in what way?"

Wonder:

"she got shot down by bing"

Brush:

"lotta stuff"

greenshi:

"oh wonders boyfriend is here!"

Mako:

"She got shot down by Bing"

Lime:

"hey!"

Epicsuperbat:

“She got rejected”

"Bing?"

Wonder:

"yep"

Raven:

"Bing turned her down and now she's shocked"

"Like....that Bing guy?"

Prince:

"Yea, this guy. :bing: "

Brush:

"yea"

Mako:

"The one and only!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"yeah that bing."

Brush:

"the one with the hole"

chirp:

"yeag"

Wonder:

"the guy with the hole"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

"Huh....that's interesting"

Prince:

"bing and his iconic hole"

Janet:

"there's more to it, but it turns out to be really hard to say concisely so i won't"

Raven:

"He learned a technique to open portals between dimensions, socwe need his help saving everyone"

"She just handed me Nelson and left without a word"

Mako:

"How's she holding up?"

Wonder:

"is she used to people falling for her?"

Lime:

"5 stages of grief"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah she’s gonna need a minute “

greenshi:

"he didnt buy her dinner. and maybe she actually liked him idk"

"I don't....think so"

Insider2000:

"Bing felt his hole isn't ready for Disc."

Janet:

"she really wanted spaghetti :'c"

Raven:

"Dunno if she's in shock because she's impressed or because she's mad"

"Either way, it's convenient that you came around. I have a couple questions"

Prince:

"we really need to phrase things better"

Brendle:

"Insider there were so many better ways to word that"

Wonder:

"mhm?"

Janet:

"oh btw the spaghetti in our dimension is really good, check it out when you can!"

greenshi:

"yehuh?"

Prince:

"but also questionses"

"So you mentioned this Prism character"

Lime:

"we like answering things"

Wonder:

"sigh"

Wonder:

"what about her."

Lime:

"car battery moment"

Mako:

"Yes. Her."

"I was looking at Jokebot's logs. Apparently Jokebot has a profile of her saved to his memory"

Wonder:

"...huh?"

"Does this....mean anything to you?"

Mako:

"… What's on it?"

Wonder:

"this...is news to us"

Prince:

"hm"

Raven:

"Maybe she was originally planning on participating too..?"

Wonder:

"anything on it?"

Lime:

"that kinda makes sense considering she like. invented the universe i guess"

Wonder:

"OH!"

Wonder:

"OH I KNOW!"

"Gary's been loading it. I haven't seen what's on it yet"

greenshi:

"i mean she sort. kinda. made this world?"

Mako:

"Hm…"

Wonder:

"maybe she wanted to envision a world she made but also was active in it"

Janet:

"maybe she wrote herself into there, or maybe the end put her there to replace noinim?"

greenshi:

"but like dont worry about it"

"She....made the world?"

Wonder:

"yeah, you know this"

Brush:

"not very good at it."

Raven:

"She made this dimension, which is NOT her job btw that's why this dimension is falling apart"

Mako:

"She does this a bit, so we've been told"

"Yeah, I think you told me this, but I didn't really take it seriously at first......no offense intended"

Janet:

"uhhh in a 'called upon the powers of the very essence of creation and got badly hurt in the process' sense, yes she made it"

Wonder:

"nah, it's alright"

chirp:

"bing bong! She did a bad job and its all gonna go to shit."

Mako:

"But these dimensions aren't very stable, y'know"

"Like.....she made this world millions of years ago?"

greenshi:

"btw how would you feel about moving to our world after this? i think it would be. for the best."

Lime:

"are you in a good headspace for information that may hurt you in some way"

Janet:

"normally she can't do that, she can make dreams and stuff but not entire worlds"

Wonder:

"to us, it was recently"

Brush:

"okay first lesson. time isn't real"

Janet:

"uhh the metaphysics are weird, don't worry about the nature of time"

greenshi:

"ha! no!"

"No?"

chirp:

"Depends on your perspective."

Epicsuperbat:

“Time is an illusion”

UnofficiallyJam:

"this world is new sort of"

Janet:

"for you, the universe has always existed, to us it came into existence when we fell through that hole, both things are true"

Raven:

"Her actual job is to help facilitate Spectrum's 'stories', so sometimes she makes temporary dimenions when the 'plot' calls for it"

chirp:

"Time is relative!"

"You mentioned it's new, but.....I can remember what happened weeks, months....years ago. Just how new is it?"

Janet:

"it's like how two far away objects both see each other as being in the distant past, simultaneity is fake"

Wonder:

"at least a week"

Wonder:

"maybe 2"

Mako:

"Let me check the archives"

Lime:

"have you ever watched a movie where the character breaks the 4th wall? talking to us in literally any capacity is identical"

Janet:

"from our perspective, it came into existence on october the 16th, rn it's november the 2nd"

ROUND THREE

greenshi:

".........she can make people remember, or believe, anything"

chirp:

"From our perspective? Less than a month."

Prince:

"so what day is it for you"

Janet:

"well, november the 1st in most of the people here's time zones, we're all over the place"

Prince:

"like. date, month, year"

Raven:

"Oh uh. I guess I should also explain that from our reality, this one is fictional, but that only applies from the outside looking in. Your world is real for everyone inside of it, but not. Outside of it."

Lime:

"andin your time, it came into existance about an hour before the tournament started"

"So prior to that, you claim we did not exist"

Janet:

"from, say, bing's perspective, it's hours old"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Janet:

"and from your perspective, it is the age of the universe"

UnofficiallyJam:

"basically yeah"

Brush:

"i think explaining all of this in complete detail is a recipe for an existential crisis"

Wonder:

"well... sorta?"

chirp:

"In a sense."

"I want to say that's impossible, but you seem to imply that memories can be created as well"

Wonder:

"you did exist as a concept for a while"

Janet:

"all these things are true, and don't actually contradict each other, and it's not just last thursdayism!"

Wonder:

"something about cross-stitching"

greenshi:

"its...as real as it needs to be."

Janet:

"it truly did exist before the hole for you, your past is as real as bing's past where this universe wasn't there"

Lime:

"and in a way bings time isn't as "real" as ours"

"sigh Look, this is obviously a lot of information, but the nature of all of this isn't going to change the facts that we don't have much time."

Brush:

"gods be creating new dimensions which retroactively always existed"

"Is there anything I can do to help save these people?"

greenshi:

"you may need to go inside bings hole."

Wonder:

“Disc & bing”

Mako:

"Try to find a way to get Crimson's attention so he can find this dimension"

"Please phrase things better"

Raven:

"We need to get everyone out of this dimension and into the one we came from"

greenshi:

"no"

chirp:

"No."

UnofficiallyJam:

"hole"

Prince:

"no"

"Everyone?"

Wonder:

“Sorry, but no”

Janet:

"right now, bing is practising a technique to transport people between planes of existence, and disc has contacted peppermint who is helping direct the god of dimensions here, both for evacuation purposes"

Prince:

"yeah everyone"

Wonder:

“Yeah, everyone”

Raven:

"That means recruiting as many dimension-jumpers as possible"

Janet:

"preparing for evacuation, or finding ways to stabilise this dimension, are priorities"

Wonder:

“…maybe not thend, though”

Wonder:

“Pretty sure that guy’s always around”

"......if I were to try to call my friends to invite them....would they even be there?"

Janet:

"note that if the end wins the tournament, the jig is up, everything's over for everyone, sooo maybe try not to let that happen"

"Or are they just a memory?"

"One moment"

END NELSON EVENT

Unreality goes crazy in these things

Also

We have a report from the field!

"Honestly, there shouldn't be kids this young in here. What if ya get roughed up? Or worse! Hear a swear?"

JUNIPER UPPERCUT has been knocked into the loser's bracket by JAKE IRISH

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey, Mayor! How about a movie night over at Sandy Moon?"

"You have requested this exactly 36 times, and the answer is still no, I will not play Morbius at my island"

[30: The Sweepmaster vs Mayor Pomeranian]

Terry:

Jarvis, post the Morbius gif

Terry:

[all of Morbius, in gif form, which i dare not include in the archive for legal and filesize reasons]

[Ryan Chongoshow pinned a message to this channel.]

for him

The tonal whiplash for when Kitsune picks up Nelson again is gonna be hilarious

the Nelson image

greenshi:

"morb"

Mako:

"You good?"

Brush:

"hiiii how'd it go"

Janet:

"hi!"

Epicsuperbat:

“It’s morbin time”

Moss:

"Sup?"

"....so all my calls went to voicemail"

chirp:

"Hey bud."

Wonder:

“Hey, man… you holding up okay?”

Mako:

"Ah."

Brush:

"that's bad!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Uh oh"

Terry:

“MORB”

Mako:

"Well now"

greenshi:

"...yeah."

"Again, this doesn't matter right now."

Terry:

“Uh oh”

Janet:

"uhhh they might just be not available? we don't know how this works, sorry"

Terry:

“That’s not Morbtastic”

Insider2000:

"I'm... sure they're still there. Maybe they'll all busy at the same time. >.>"

"What...what matters is that we save as many people as we can"

greenshi:

"this is true"

Wonder:

“Damn right”

Moss:

"True"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hell yeah"

Mako:

"Tell us about your friends? Maybe we can manifest them somehow"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hell yeah!”

"I left a message for each to meet here as soon as possible. If they show up, they show up. If they don't....."

Raven:

"...we're worried about Gary's wife"

"If they do, then we can make it work."

"Gary's wife? Oh, you mean Mary"

Wonder:

“And their kid”

"Oh god, that's true"

Epicsuperbat:

“Let’s hope they do”

greenshi:

"shes...realer? but thats still. tricky"

Terry:

“And his cousin from Iowa”

"I hope that Susan makes it out okay"

Mako:

"Wait"

Wonder:

“S-“

greenshi:

"s"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can’t go getting all depressed when we got lives to save”

Prince:

"hm"

Terry:

“Yeah”

Wonder:

“SUSAN???”

Insider2000:

"PARDON?"

greenshi:

"uh"

Mako:

"Susan…?"

greenshi:

"is that the. child."

greenshi:

"or"

"Well....I'm not positive about that, but Gary told me that he wanted to name the child Susan"

Mako:

"OH!"

Wonder:

“AH.”

Brush:

"i see!"

chirp:

"I see."

greenshi:

"OH."

Terry:

“Ah, okay”

UnofficiallyJam:

"HM"

Wonder:

“We uhh…know a Susan in our dimension”

"I'll talk to Disc about getting this Crimson's attention"

Janet:

"oh! we have complicated emotions about this for reasons we can't explain without breaching someone's privacy and trust!"

Raven:

"Oh my cods"

greenshi:

"yeah, lets do that."

"In the meantime...I suppose you all can discuss things with others"

"Until our next conversation?"

Janet:

"anyway yeah any sort of recognisable signal is important"

Terry:

“Oblivious to what is to come”

Wonder:

“Yeah!”

Janet:

"see you later! good luck!"

greenshi:

"see ya then"

Mako:

"Til next time!"

END NELSON EVENT

:)

That was a cheeky smile not a prism smile

Terry:

How’s Sweepmaster doing

Funny you should ask

ROUND THREE

Just saying, this match is stupid so far. There have been 2 SD's

Brush:

good

Wonder:

Beautiful

chirp:

good <3

UnofficiallyJam:

awesome!!!

Terry:

Sweet

Brush:

sd sweep

Epicsuperbat:

That’s CPUKerfuffle

You all get it

We have a report from the field!

"Your city ordinances can only go so far when it's....time...."

MAYOR POMERANIAN has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THE SWEEPMASTER

chirp:

HOW.

I straight up have no idea, I'm gonna save this replay just to see what happened exactly (especially since it didnt label them as SD's since they were hit once or twice iirc)

Anyway

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

".........you...."

"....."

[31: The End vs Experiment 12965]

greenshi:

(who is this again i lost the bracket)

Raven:

(<--has also forgotten the bracket)

The End vs Experiment 12965

Brush:

if the application of that theory to bing has any weight, i think ourple might make things worse

Just wanna make it clear that I am a Skin Theory Truther so

Raven:

Are Purple skins just stronger?

I don't think it's based on color.

My Skin Theory thoughts are that the AI is just slightly different and those differences yield more advantages over other AI

But that's just a theory

A

Screenshots that go hard

A Smash Ultimate screenshot on the Kalos League stage, The End vs Experiment 12965, last stock, 80% vs 130%, The End is being hit with purple energy sparking off them.

Not to spoil the first round but this screen with the text "THE END" would be so fire

The End won, and he's facing away from the screen with his sword outstretched in his left hand, his hair billowing and wing stretching to the right, and is silhouetted against flames.

Janet:

(i forget, what stage is this again?)

Kalos League

Natalya:

(end was. He/any ?????)

(Yep)

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"hey"

Natalya:

"Hi?"

greenshi:

"hiya!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"hello"

Mako:

"Yo!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

"Oh hey guys! It's uhhh Bing"

Wonder:

"hey bing!"

Brush:

"hey bing"

Natalya:

"Hole!"

chirp:

"Hey bing!"

greenshi:

"BING"

Wonder:

"good on ya, btw"

Epicsuperbat:

“BING”

Mako:

"YO BING!"

Raven:

"Bing! We're so proud of you!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"bing!!"

"Kinda bummed about the whole losing thing, but apparently the universe is ending?"

Terry:

“Holy shit, Bingo”

Mako:

"Yeah kinda"

greenshi:

"yeah uh"

Wonder:

"yeah, you and disc and kitsune gotta work together"

greenshi:

"we'll need your hole later"

"Oh yeah, I'm glad that I heard about that"

Raven:

"Yeah, we're gonna need a bigger Hole"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh yeah, Prism is a bitch, what else is new”

Wonder:

"we gotta get crimson to open up a portal by tracking us/peppermint here"

Mako:

"Gotta get Crim's attention so he can get y'all outta there"

J0rt:

"Hi bing <3"

Prince:

"hi bing"

"Okay, so I guess that Crim guy is doing the heavy lifting"

Janet:

"hi bing! you're awesome!"

Terry:

“Hey Bing, remember”

Raven:

"Yeah, he's really come into his own as a responsible god"

Moss:

"BING!"

Janet:

"also yeah the universe is unstable, probably gonna last about as long as this tournament does i'd guess"

"I guess since the Technique can only make a wormhole so big, I can maybe work on taking some people who are out of the tournament back into our dimension"

Wonder:

"that helps"

greenshi:

"good idea"

Natalya:

"Oh good idea!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Smart”

"So who should go first?"

Janet:

"also the end killed noinim after he dropped out of the tournament, so worry about that somewhat"

Wonder:

"think you can do it consistently?"

Raven:

"Oh, that's a good idea! Kitsune is working on gathering people up for evac"

Prince:

"smart move bing"

We have a report from the field!

"........cheating out your ending.....you sicken me"

EXPERIMENT 12965 has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THE END

Raven:

"UHHH MAYBE SAVE THIS GUY FIRST"

Wonder:

"OKAY, YOU GOTTA KEEP AND EYE ON THE EXPERIMENT"

Wonder:

"I THINK THEY'RE NEXT"

Mako:

"EXCUSE US BING WE GOTTA SCREAM"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh fuck”

Mako:

"RITA SCREAM"

Raven:

"OTHERWISE END MIGHT ERASE HIM LIKE THWY DID NOINIM"

Terry:

“BING, PUT THE END INTO THE HOLE TO IOWA”

UnofficiallyJam:

"Bing you should look out of that the end fellow"

"Oh, the experiment? Well they're not out of the tourney yet so I dunno what I can do there"

Janet:

"probably safe until then"

Janet:

"probably"

Wonder:

"oh"

Wonder:

"phew..."

greenshi:

"still the end is uh. scary"

Raven:

"I am so scared for this poor undead child"

Mako:

"Listen the second they get eliminated you gotta get they ass outta here"

"Let's see, there's Joe Lift, Waltz, Winston, Chrysanthemum, Jokebot, Salsa Stella, Noinim, Ludwig, and Jokebot"

Wonder:

"noinim can't"

Prince:

"noinim can't yea"

Raven:

"You said Jokebot twice"

greenshi:

"well. most of them yes!"

chirp:

"Noinim's dead so thats one we cant do."

Prince:

"...are there two jokebots?"

Mako:

"Oh yeah Noinim's kinda. Not. Here anymore."

UnofficiallyJam:

"jokebot is imporant"

"Oh damn I did huh"

Janet:

"jokebot is here for admin, noinim's already been deleted, probably rescue the rest of them yeah"

"So who should I take first?"

Natalya:

"Start with Chrysanthemum? then Salsa, Waltz is probably okay for now"

greenshi:

"noimim got Ended"

Terry:

“Bing, have you considered banishing people to horrible planes of reality that they can never escape, ie: Boston”

Raven:

"End straight up Thanos Snapped Noinim"

greenshi:

"we must save joe lift"

Wonder:

"uhh..."

Terry:

“Can you send The End to Boston”

Prince:

"don't send The End to Boston :("

Wonder:

"anyone but winston, tbh"

Prince:

"he'll wind up being the problem of like, three of my friends then"

Terry:

“The End would get obliterated immediately”

Janet:

"honestly i'd guess the most 'relevant' are in the most danger, so probably save waltz first?"

Terry:

“I can drive there and kick his ass”

greenshi:

"no wait actually. make sure waltz is safe"

"Hold on...."

"I think I feel something......"

Raven:

"Consult Kitsune maybe?"

Wonder:

"hm?"

greenshi:

"um?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Oh???"

Mako:

"Oh?"

Raven:

"Uh oh"

Moss:

"You good'

Terry:

“What’s happening”

Janet:

"have you developed psychic powers, or gas"

Mako:

"Bing gas from his Bing hole"

https://strawpoll.com/05ZdWKdKQg6

Results:

Waltz: 10

Salsa Stella: 3

Ludwig Von Koopa: 2

Joe Lift: 1

Jokebot 99: 1

Chrysanthemum: 0

Winston Overwatch: 0

Janet:

"..."

Raven:

"Mako is2g"

Janet:

"!"

Wonder:

"uhh..."

Mako:

"Lmao sorry"

"I think I have a connection"

Mako:

"Woagh!

Raven:

"OH SHIT HE GOT JACK POWERS"

Wonder:

"okay, so don't panic"

Moss:

"Wow"

"Make your choice"

"I'll get to preparing the Technique"

Janet:

"the ultimate power of bing"

"I trust you, Nelson"

Mako:

"Good luck!"

Janet:

"good luck, you've got this!"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Well, hoping for a great fight, huh?"

"I am as well, Danthony. And so are those who watch on"

[32: Jumping Jack vs Danthony]

Brush:

wait. wait shit i just realized something very funny. discord jack is a lucario in my pmd au

what is the discord but a great aura tho

also

Monkey Watch emoji

the Nelson image

"Well howdy there!"

Wonder:

"oh god..."

Insider2000:

"Hiya"

Terry:

Morbius Watch emoji Morbius Watch emoji Morbius Watch emoji

Mako:

"Man I Love Monkey Watch"

Wonder:

"put us down, dude"

greenshi:

"oh uh hi"

UnofficiallyJam:

"hello!"

Raven:

"Howdy ho!"

greenshi:

"how was dinner"

Mako:

"AH"

chirp:

"Hi there!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Monkey”

"Oh but you seem like just a lonely little Nelson! I ought to keep you some company!"

ROUND THREE

Wonder:

"we're fine, thend"

Mako:

"WE ARE PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT YOUR COMPANY"

Raven:

"Oh wow a round 3"

"I'm curious about something though"

greenshi:

"cool cool cool cool"

"What do you think about the end?"

"Not me"

"But the end"

Wonder:

"who cares?"

Wonder:

"shit ends eventually"

"Do ya ever think about how everything comes to an end?"

Mako:

"Cool place in Minecraft"

greenshi:

"...i mean. i want it to be good. not too sudden yknow"

Raven:

"It's scary, and I get panic attacks about it, but...it's part of nature"

greenshi:

"satisfying"

Mako:

"Why wouldn't it?"

"Not bad taste"

Terry:

“Weak”

"But how do you create that?"

Epicsuperbat:

“We all gonna die someday you either kill yourself or get killed” /ref

Mako:

"But all things deserve at least some time"

UnofficiallyJam:

"the end is just another word for change in a way."

Terry:

“There is no end if you don’t believe in one”

Brush:

"i think all good things come to an end but like, that end has to be good in order for the thing as a whole to be good. a story with a bad ending is in the same place as a story with no end at all"

"Because there's that idea of....what if the end is coming too early? Or what if it's too late?"

Moss:

"I wasnt smotionally prepared in a discussion about death"

Moss:

"I lost my speech papers"

Raven:

"Hm. As a hobby writer myself, endings can be hard to get right. You have to balance all your plot lines and make sure nothing was left undone"

Brush:

"but also nothing wrong with a story being a bit messy"

Brush:

"it happens"

greenshi:

"you just gotta feel it out. did you say what you needed to say? then youre done. you can end."

"I understand why you don't seem to like me"

Terry:

“As long as people have conscious thought and can remember and imagine, there is no end”

"Ending something you love hurts"

Prince:

"i just like being silly with it"

Raven:

"But also, as a STE(A)M kid...there's entropy, sure, but nature never truly ends. It just cycles."

Wonder:

"because you're trying to force it"

Lime:

"yeah. i said my piece. im done here."

Brush:

"honestly i'm personally not that bothered. shit happens, y'know"

Prince:

"so i'm not the person to ask abt this"

"Am I?"

Wonder:

"yes"

Janet:

"also, ends don't have to be permanent, and don't have to be concrete - they can be vague, or abstract, or even cliffhangers, and sometimes something ends and it sticks for years and then a continuation happens"

"There's another person in this tournament who might have an opinion on this"

Janet:

"there's a lot of freedom to what an ending might be"

Terry:

“I wonder if you contain conscious thought if you genuinely ask that question”

"Think about the latest season of the simpsons"

greenshi:

"do you think its time for you? and be honest"

Terry:

“What about Ryu”

"It just keeps on going and going.....not wanting to end"

Wonder:

"because of executives"

"But perhaps its continuation poisons it"

Wonder:

"also apparently it's good now?"

Prince:

"there's a difference i think"

Raven:

"Ugh, yeah. Milking a dead cash cow"

"In which case.....whose to say an ending isn't needed?"

Brush:

"yeah i hear it's done some improvement lately. doing some new things."

Terry:

“Something can end in its original form, so even if the show ended its memory means it has no end”

greenshi:

"i dont think this is the same."

Moss:

"I mean its a sitcom, doesnt really have a story to end
Idk never watched it willingly"

Wonder:

"yeah, you can't really compare CPUK to the lastest season of the simpsons"

Terry:

“As long as you conceptually remember something and can expand upon the ideas that thing held, it doesn’t end”

Raven:

"When you plan out a story, knowing how you want to end it from the start is a HUGE help."

Brush:

"but yeah i don't think simpsons can be called 'good' bc like i said. it hasn't come to an end."

Epicsuperbat:

“If anything you should be using the MCU as a better example”

Lime:

"a definitive end to something i think is basically impossible, particularly if its a piece of media. it affected someone, it lives on in them in a way."

Janet:

"i hear the simpsons is still very popular in australia"

Moss:

"Kerfuffle cinematic universe"

Terry:

“Oh yeah, stupid shit is going on in the MCU right now”

Wonder:

"when isn't it? /lh"

Natalya:

"Things must end. It is the nature of how things are- I am faced with the end at all times. It hurts. And you never truly want to let go.
But... When you can let something end beautifully, isn't that a wonderful thing?
And even then, you can let it live on in your heart.
But... Why? Why do you want it to end now?"

Raven:

"Because like...otherwise you just end up at a point where you're fumbling to lay down tracks as you go, not knowing where the plot is heading anymore"

Terry:

“They’re thinking of being big back Tony and Natasha, they’re that out of ideas”

Lime:

"but with these comparisons, at least from our perspective, money v care is important. the simpsons, mcu exists to make money. cpuk doesn't."

Terry:

“But hey, even if they end the movie series, the memory lives on and it doesn’t truly end”

Janet:

"oh also, the ending is not what makes the work"

Terry:

“In fact the lasting effects it’s had in the comics and movie industry for better or worse means there is no end”

Terry:

“Mostly worse”

Janet:

"sticking the landing can make a good work great, but it's there in relation to the good work that laid the foundation"

Raven:

"Take Gravity Falls - the creator knew from the jump exactly how long he wanted the show to be, no more no less. It didn't overstay its welcome, but also didn't cut anything short"

Brush:

"yeah a story isn't just its ending"

Prince:

"a story is multifaceted. it doesn't exist just to end"

Lime:

"are the creators still passionate and want to keep going? then it should continue. media doesnt exist purely to serve an audience."

Janet:

"lots of people agree the tv show 'lost' had a massive improvement in quality after they got a deal to make it last a certain duration, rather than having to be ready to potentially end at any moment like most tv shows"

Wonder:

"to put it blunty..."

Wonder:

"ding dong, you're wrong"

Raven:

"And then there's (shudder) Voltron Legendary Defenders, which was fucked over by the showrunners, the toy division, the execs...ugh"

Janet:

"which is the usual status quo for tv shows, the simpsons is an exception to the norm with it never ending, most stuff ends abruptly and without warning"

Terry:

“I’ve been mistyping ‘The End’ a lot so what if we just call him ‘The Ned’ like I’ve been mistyping”

Wonder:

"the ned"

Prince:

"ned like the flanders"

Terry:

“The Ned”

Prince:

"get simpson'd idiot"

greenshi:

"The ned"

Terry:

“Yeah, like the Flanders”

Mako:

"Yea screw you Ned"

Terry:

“Get simpsons’ed fuckhead”

"Not to sound too self-aggrandizin' here, but I've really loved hearing you all talk about me for quite some time. I mean that genuinely. I'm glad that you put so much love into what you say and how you approach the things you love.......I'll let you all go for now. I hope that when my time comes to truly end this.....no matter when it may be......that it'll be the best it can be. Thanks for the chat, everybody"

Terry:

“Get morbed Ned”

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"Your fighting style feels.....familiar. I hope to get a rematch at some point"

JUMPING JACK has been knocked into the loser's bracket by DANTHONY

WE NOW MOVE BACK INTO THE LOSERS BRACKET

Loser's Round 2: Top 24

Folk

Agent Kitsune

Arrow Ace

Disc + Peppermint

Big The Cat

Grandma Snazzy

Bing

Hackerman J0hn

Juniper Uppercut

Neon White

Mayor Pomeranian

Spriteman

Experiment 12965

Lou

Jumping Jack

Ryu From Streets

Also it's really funny you guys started calling him Ned for two reasons

1) There is a Smash Ultimate Player named Ned who mains Sephiroth
2) Flanderization being something he directly references

I love it when shit comes together

Anyway losers bracket will be in reverse order if only to give Jack a break

[already accounted for in the archive]

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Listen. I'm sorry if I'm not all there. I'm....going through a lot right now."

"Hey, listen. I know what it's like."

"No. No you don't. You couldn't possibly know...."

"Yes I do. You face the choice of leaving your doomed world behind. I know that feeling too well.....now let's throw up our dukes and fight for today, huh?"

".......yeah, I guess you're right"

[33: Folk vs Agent Kitsune]

Janet:

anyway just gotta say, that discussion about endings is one of the things i love about these things

same

The fact this is a spacies fight is so good tbh

Prince:

:facetears:

Natalya:

ough

J0rt:

AUGH

Mako:

OUGH,,,

Raven:

Ough....they’re gonna bond over shared trauma...a warrior's bond

Lime:

i think they should become besties about it. btw

greenshi:

man,

Raven:

Agent Kitsune WILL be invited to the Folktreuce wedding

greenshi:

Watching a wolf and fox CPU fight in SSBU on the brink of tears

while mona pizza is playing

We have a report from the field!

"It's gonna be rough moving forward. But there's one single thing you gotta keep in your mind to stay on the right track"

AGENT KITSUNE has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by JUMPING JACK and FOLK

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Please, for the love of god, STOP flirting with me"

"Oh, don't worry! My heart only belongs to one being~"

"Yeah, uhhhh...d...don't worry. I'm not gonna flirt with you anymore, alright?"

[34: Arrow Ace vs Disc + Peppermint]

[ten minutes pass]

ROUND THREE

Prince:

I WAS ABOUT TO ASK

Prince:

ARROW ACE COULD DO THIS!

Sorry for the lack of updates lmao

We have a report from the field!

"I don't care how many of you there are, I'm still comin out on top, got it?"

DISC + PEPPERMINT has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by EXPERIMENT 12965 and ARROW ACE

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Huh....I think that Froggy might like a story"

"Oh but of course! I'll have a nice bedtime story for Froggy after this match. Along with some Mosquito Chip Cookies"

[35: Big The Cat vs Grandma Snazzy]

the Nelson image

"Hey so I'm gonna be real"

Mako:

"Yo!"

Wonder:

“Heya”

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello"

Raven:

"Hi!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Janet:

"hi!"

greenshi:

"Hi!"

Mako:

"Oh shit you're real?"

"I figure it's best you get an interview with the winner ahead of time"

Wonder:

“Oh midas”

"You know that way you can publish it immediately and get all the clicks and stuff"

"Yeah you're welcome"

Aegis:

"sweep?"

Aegis:

oh

"So uhhhhhhh AMA"

Janet:

"do any of us run a newsletter"

"Oh its midas"

Prince:

"thoughts on gay people"

Epicsuperbat:

“Favourite Movie”

Janet:

"we should get on that if not"

Lime:

"fav ice cream flavour"

Mako:

"Favorite food to put gold on?"

"Gay people are so cool"

Raven:

"Lmao"

Wonder:

“We uhhh…don’t run a newsletter”

Mako:

"Based"

Raven:

"FUCK YEAH"

"I love putting gold on........pies"

greenshi:

"Thoughts on rose gold?"

Janet:

"thoughts on rosalina?"

Terry:

“Rose Gold Jesse Pinkman”

Epicsuperbat:

“Favourite minecraft block”

chirp:

"What about fool's gold?"

"It's pretty cool. I think different colored gold is like..............a whole new perspective y'know"

Lime:

"least favourite minecraft block"

"Fool's gold should be outlawed"

greenshi:

"Hell yeah man"

Janet:

"least favourite pokemon town?"

Brush:

"exact median opinion minecraft block"

Natalya:

"Most interesting person in the tournament?"

"Least favorite minecraft block is soul sand"

Mako:

"Fav video game?"

Janet:

"favourite number?"

"Most interesting person in the tournament is probably Jumping Jack. He's probably got some backstory we can't even fathom"

"Favorite number is 69 obviously what do you take me for"

Epicsuperbat:

“Nice”

Mako:

"Of course"

Raven:

"Ayyyyy nice nice nice"

Janet:

"opinion on the fibonacci sequence?"

greenshi:

"Jack is our friend!"

Lime:

"a hero of the people i see"

chirp:

"And of course our favorite question: favorite ice cream?"

"Gold Ice Cream"

greenshi:

"Is that. A thing?"

Mako:

"Of course"

Wonder:

“Nice”

chirp:

"They make that?"

"If you dont know about it thats just a skill issue"

Mako:

"People can make anything"

Lime:

"fav animal crossing animal"

Lime:

"?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Favourite letter”

greenshi:

"Damn ok"

"Never played Animal Crossing, but I'd say it's uhhhhhhhhh Gecko"

greenshi:

"Gecko"

Mako:

"Very sorry to say that is not an animal in Animal Crossing"

ROUND THREE

greenshi:

"What do you think of silver? Or bronze?"

Mako:

"Unfortunately we will have to put you down for that /j"

"Bronze???? Bronze isn't even on the periodic table"

"Come onnnnnnnnnn"

Lime:

"is that a problem?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Neither are you”

"It's not legit like Gold"

Janet:

"opinions on glod the dwarf?"

"Or silver"

"See I'm open-minded. Silver is cool too"

Raven:

"Hell yeah"

greenshi:

"What about...platinum?"

Janet:

"does this confirm you're not a werewolf?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Best hedgehog”

Lime:

"opinions on Tungsten"

Janet:

"headphones or speakers?"

We have a report from the field!

"Actually....sorry but...Froggy prefers Horsefly Chip Cookies"

GRANDMA SNAZZY has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by MAYOR POMERANIAN and BIG THE CAT

END NELSON EVENT

Anyway now for the one you've all been dreading

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Oh hey Bing. I heard you're trying to get with that Disc girl, huh?"

"Ah, no need to bring that up, it's no big deal"

[36: Bing vs Hackerman J0hn]

Last set of the night btw

ROUND THREE

last stock

A screenshot of the match in the Pokemon Stadium stage, Bing is at 0% sprinting at J0hn, who is parrying at 15%.

We have a report from the field!

"Good to see I still got it, huh? Even if I couldn't beat that damn plant"

HACKERMAN J0HN has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by JAKE IRISH and BING

END OF PART 5

Part 6

BEGIN CUTSCENE

ENGAGING BOOT SEQUENCE

JOKEBOT V99.0.0.1.0.2.1.00.01.94123.1 STARTUP COMPLETE

ANALYZING NEARBY ENVIRONMENT

1 PERSON FOUND: LOADING PROFILE

THE END PROFILE- PERSONALITY: FEAR - GOALS: THE END - DO NOT ALLOW VICTORY AT ANY COST

AUDIO INPUT RECEIVED: "Well, well, well little robot. Good to see ya!"

AUDIO INPUT RECEIVED: "Sorry ya had to be awake for this, but I guess ya won't feel anything, so that's all fine and good"

Profile database loaded in full. Relevant context-specific profile available. Loading...

AUDIO INPUT RECEIVED: "Well, it's been fun hearing your jokes, but *I would love to hear another one :)*"

JOKE LOADING: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN AUTOMATON WHICH HAS BEEN SPECIFICALLY BLESSED BY THE CREATOR OF OUR UNIVERSE TO FIGHT HER FEARS?

AUDIO INPUT RECEIVED: "......hold on now a minute"

ANSWER: JOKEBOT V99.0.0.1.0.2.1.00.01.94123.1

:)

AUDIO INPUT RECEIVED: "Huh...I suppose it makes sense that I'm not the only person derived from Prism. Very well. You can stick around for a bit longer, Jokebot. And Prism, if you're listening....I hope you know the hurt you've caused in making this world. No amount of smiles or jokes are gonna change that. Toodle-oo!"

ANALYZING NEARBY ENVIRONMENT: 0 PEOPLE FOUND

END CUTSCENE

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Juni! I've....erm....heard a lot about you from the others"

"Sorry mask guy! Only my friends call me Juni!"

[37: Juniper Uppercut vs Neon White]

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!"

Bubbly:

"howdy!"

"Hey! This is Bing! Wanted to give you a status update!"

Insider2000:

“Ahoy hoy?”

Bubbly:

"BING"

Wonder:

"heya"

UnofficiallyJam:

"BING"

"Sent that Waltz chick back to the home dimension"

Wonder:

"sick"

Bubbly:

"awesome!!"

Janet:

"nice, great work!"

J0rt:

"that's great!!"

Insider2000:

“Good! Maybe she could see her dads.”

"Got a bit of time before I can send another, but till then, I'm just gonna watch this match"

Janet:

"btw, update on the rat situation (well not the rat situation, the end situation"

Janet:

"jokebot can fight xem"

"Oh yeah, that guy"

"Are they in bracket or somethin'?"

Wonder:

"no, like."

Wonder:

"fight against their end powers"

"Yo that's crazy!"

Wonder:

"should we tell him about the blessing...?"

Janet:

"oh uhh thend is the incarnation of finality created through prism's fears if you didn't know"

Janet:

"kinda scary"

"Oh yeah, I didn't know at all, but I was glad to hear y'all talk about it like that"

Wonder:

"but yeah, jokebot's going to be a huge help"

Janet:

"anyway this match seems neat"

Wonder:

"and i dunno whether or not i should be surprised by that"

"Yeah, it's got that one 6 year old and....I think that's Larry?"

Janet:

"i don't think juniper ever complained about us calling her juni? which is sweet"

Wonder:

"what do you mean? that's neon white"

"Well yeah, you're her friend"

Janet:

"oh that's not larry, just looks similar"

Wonder:

"y'know, from neon white"

"Ohhhhhh......from what?"

Bubbly:

"WERE HER FRIEND..."

Wonder:

"neon white. the speedrunning game."

UnofficiallyJam:

"neon white from neon white"

Prince:

"I think that's Larry, guys."

Wonder:

"you got gold medals on it"

Prince:

"I think that's actually :larrydice: "

Prince:

WHY DID IT LARRYDICE IN MY TEXT

J0rt:

"no larry got lost remember"

Wonder:

"NO HE'S NOT WINK WINK."

"Oh shit that one! I thought you meant like...something....I dunno. The Technique took it outta me a bit"

Janet:

"he's a guy who speedruns the afterlife and fights demons and has colour named friends"

J0rt:

"we don't know where larry is :("

Prince:

"THAT'S NOT WAIT"

Wonder:

"yeah, i guess it can make someone loopy"

Prince:

"that can't be him."

Prince:

"not enough gender in that beast :/"

Wonder:

"unless you're like...dani or vergil or something"

J0rt:

"can't believe larry keeps going missing when he keeps hoarding all the gender. i NEED that gender, larry >:/"

Janet:

"the fact you're managing The Technique so consistently is so impressive, i hope people are acknowledging your awesomeness"

Bubbly:

"yeah really!!"

Wonder:

"yeah, you've become a real cool dude"

Prince:

"for real "

Wonder:

"real proud of your growth"

"Yeah, not letting my awesomeness get to my head too much"

Janet:

"also great priorities with disc earlier, proud of you dude"

"Oh yeah, well I mean it makes sense"

ROUND THREE

And a report from the field (?)

"Y'know, Juni. Let's be real, here. This facade's gone on a little bit too long, huh?"

"Um....whats a facade?"

"....what I'm saying is I'm done with the whole fear thing. Being afraid is what caused so many problems, and I'm done with it."

Neon White begins to shift his form

Wonder:

"oh so he's just being out with it now."

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Mako:

"Well now!"

J0rt:

"AYO?"

Mako:

"Thought we we're trying to be subtle here"

Prince:

"this is going to have devestating consequences on my mental health i think"

UnofficiallyJam:

":Larry: ?!"

"And if Prism wants to have a word or too with me, then she can not do any of this roundabout bullshit. I'm here, and I'm happy to be here, dammit!"

"OW!!!!"

"DONT say potty words, Larry"

Bubbly:

"LETS GOOOOOO"

Prince:

"NICE"

a mouse:

"Not bad, for a (legally) dead guy."

UnofficiallyJam:

"LIVING LIKE LARRY"

ROUND THREE

J0rt:

"HE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEE"

Bubbly:

"ALSO NO POTTY WORDS"

Mako:

"WAHOO!!!"

Bubbly:

"LARROLDDDDDDDDDDDD"

Wonder:

"man, all that hard work of keeping his secret down the drain /lh"

Round start, Larry vs Juni, Larry has transformed into Gordo's Revenge.

Mako:

"LET'S GO"

"Oh! Well we know where Larry is now, I guess"

Janet:

"larry time"

Wonder:

"at least"

Prince:

"HE'S A PENGUIN NOW LET'S FUCKING GO"

Prince:

"painguin would be proud"

Mako:

"WHERE THE HECK IS J0HN HE'S GOTTA SMOOCH HIS BOYFRIEND AFTER THIS"

Wonder:

"and it sorta explains how 'neon white' knew about the cods"

"I dunno where J0hn is, last I heard he was having his voice box fixed, which I'd never seen him do before"

Janet:

"also we did kinda suspect earlier, but j0hn had asked us to act like he wasn't here for his safety"

"And also he was getting Neon White to help with fixing his voice.....box........wait....."

Wonder:

"but man, having to stay as the same 'skin' is...a choice"

Epicsuperbat:

“I caught up just at the perfect time, LARRY”

Janet:

"sorry to've had to keep that from you man"

Bubbly:

"AYYYY"

Prince:

"GAY PEOPLE?"

Wonder:

"gayass (affectionate)"

UnofficiallyJam:

"🌈 "

J0rt:

"nothin heals like the power of gay <3"

Mako:

"AY YO???"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay!”

"Damn.....respect, to be honest"

Mako:

"LOVE WINS"

Bubbly:

"LOVE WINS"

Epicsuperbat:

“LOVE WINS”

"Well we'll see if it wins against a baby"

Wonder:

"he has had practice playing the long con, that's for sure"

Wonder:

"kinda surprised he's not an actor in any movies or anything /j"

Mako:

"I mean it's not like we'd know if he was"

"We have a report from the field!"

Wonder:

"oh, here we go"

Mako:

"Oh shit!"

"Not bad for a shapeshifter, huh?"

JUNIPER UPPERCUT has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by JAKE IRISH and LARRY

Bubbly:

"THERE GOES MY BRACKET"

"Okay, I'll get you over to Larry, I feel like you all might have a few words for him"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Listen, I respect you for what ya do, but I gotta know. Sandy Moon. Pepsi products or Coke Products?"

"Um....Pepsi Products? It was the last command from the original mayor before he....uh.....yeah...."

[38: Mayor Pomeranian vs Spriteman]

the Nelson image

mums:

"yello"

"Well well well, long time no see"

Mako:

"LARROLD."

Bubbly:

"LARRYYYYYYYY"

J0rt:

"hiiiiiiiiii bestie"

a mouse:

"Holy shit, what's poppin', Neon White from Neon White for PC, Switch, PS4, and PS5?"

Wonder:

"dude, we covered your ass for so long"

Janet:

"hi larry!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"LARRY"

Raven:

"YOU ASSHOLE WE'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK"

chirp:

"HEYA BUD"

mums:

"youre such a bastard"

Bubbly:

"WE MISSED YOUUUUUUU"

Janet:

"bold choice of disguise"

Prince:

"i missed you larrestie"

Prince:

"larrybestie"

Wonder:

"yeah, like. same build, same outfit, same...personality?"

"Yeahhhh sorry about that, J0hn told me he didn't want it to be too out in the open because of Prism, but honestly? Fuck that"

Epicsuperbat:

“Gay!”

Wonder:

"oh yeah, i guess you should know"

"Oh yeah, it's the last person you'd expect, y'know?"

Wonder:

"jokebot's blessed by her"

Mako:

"Yell heah!"

a mouse:

"Nice Steve Blum impersonation, dude."

J0rt:

"i mean i would also be worried if i was him but. y'know"

Raven:

"I'm happy for you two, J0hn was a mess"

Janet:

"i mean, to be fair, prism has pledged to destroy you both personally in previous dream tournaments"

Wonder:

"that"

Wonder:

"that too"

chirp:

"Your boyfriend has some Pretty Valid Concerns,"

J0rt:

"she did do that! scared the shit out of past-you when he was eavesdropping hahaha :)"

Raven:

"Yeah she did threaten to turn J0hn to scrap"

Wonder:

"also crimson says that you're not getting out of the deal that easily"

Janet:

"but also yeah you've got this, you'll be fine, you don't need to be in hiding <3"

J0rt:

"she also tried to prismatic-ify you to fuck with him"

Janet:

"oh yeah, crimson told us to tell you that"

Epicsuperbat:

“Prism is nothing to the Power of Love”

J0rt:

"she got cosmic love's dimension's larry by accident though"

"Oh, yeah, I don't doubt that I'm not out of it, but then again this is like......dream world...kinda.....but a new dream world?"

Wonder:

"man, we are just throwing shit at him, huh?"

Janet:

"you up to date on The Happenings?"

J0rt:

"i'm................. im actually not sure. is this a dream???"

Mako:

"Somewhat"

a mouse:

"You ever watch Inception?"

Wonder:

"i mean, it's a real world in a dream world"

Bubbly:

"i dont know if it was made clear..?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"It is a world."

"As far as I know, Crimson's tryin to get us all outta here because of the whole universe falling apart thing"

Wonder:

"it's like the dream is a tube between this and and your world"

Prince:

"world within a world"

Janet:

"i think it's a waking world"

Mako:

"Yep"

Janet:

"which is, weird"

Raven:

"It's in a sort of limbo state. Prism isn't good at making dimensions, they only last short periods of time"

"Man, I dunno. Maybe we'll just have to figure out once this is all said and done"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah gotta get people into Bings Hole”

Wonder:

"oh bing's already on it"

UnofficiallyJam:

"hole"

Wonder:

"he got waltz through his hole"

Bubbly:

"hole"

"Nice"

ube:

"hole"

Janet:

"also thend is an incarnation of prism's fears trying to end the story, got snake vibes there"

Raven:

"And when Prism Ascended she accidentally made a new god"

Mako:

"Hole!"

Prince:

"hole"

"Oh yeah, new gods, just what I like to see"

Wonder:

"and we're kinda scared that ned's going to target those who've been eliminated and are from this world"

J0rt:

"oh yeah i think the end has been vaporizing people who've been knocked out of bracket. they've only gotten noinim so far i think but"

Janet:

"and she apparenty gave jokebot some power specifically to fight that"

Wonder:

"so. keep an eye out for them"

Epicsuperbat:

“Joke Bot, God Of Jokes”

"Alright, well that's the first incentive to not get eliminated"

Raven:

"Their name is The End but we call em Ned. They're the manifestation of Prism's two biggest fears: entropy and snakes"

J0rt:

"tried to do the same to jokebot but didn't succeed bc jokebot is prism's favorite little guy apparently"

Janet:

"so jokebot's fending fem off while bing puts people through his holes"

"Please never stop calling Bing's thing that"
🇭 9🇴 9🇱 9🇪 9

Prince:

"on it boss"

J0rt:

"yes sir o7"

Raven:

"LMAO"

Wonder:

"of course"

Bubbly:

"we wont :]"

chirp:

"we never will."

Mako:

"Like we would ever stop"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

J0rt:

"hole hole hole hole hole hole h"

Brush:

"hole :D"

UnofficiallyJam:

"The bing hole"

Prince:

"we even named a landmark on the minecraft server after it"

Mako:

"🕳️"

Prince:

"i keep bringing this up because it is deeply funny to me"

J0rt:

"hey larry did you know that i love you (platonically)"

Prince:

"same"

"Thanks, I love me too!"

ROUND THREE

Wonder:

"yeah, i bet j0hn does too"

Janet:

"heck yeah"

J0rt:

"HELL YEAH WE LOVE SELF-LOVE HERE"

Raven:

"Oh, that reminds me! If you got de-Crimson'd and sent over here, do you know what happened to Dani? She was Prism'd"

"So I guess this whole deal is gonna be us tryin' to evacuate everyone?"

"Dani? I haven't seen her around"

Mako:

"Pretty much"

Janet:

"oh yeah dani's missing rn, presumed weird"

Wonder:

"yep"

Janet:

"so far yeah"

chirp:

"thats the idea"

Wonder:

"got until the end of the tourney"

Raven:

"Correct. We're Crimson's living GPS at the moment, he's tracking this world via our connection to him"

Janet:

"maybe there'll be a twist :twist: , who knows!"

"Ah, well I'll talk with that Fox guy. He seems to be making a lot of plans"

Wonder:

"YES PLEASE"

Wonder:

"...sorry, i dunno what came over me"

J0rt:

"yes you do"

Raven:

"Pffft"

Janet:

"peppermint's also helping with gps stuff apparently"

Mako:

"Oh yeah Wonder's got a cruuuush~"

"Alright, I'll get on that!"

a mouse:

"wonder is down bad"

Janet:

"good luck!"

Bubbly:

"take care!!"

"Oh yeah Peppermint's here. That was really funny"

Wonder:

"my cat walked on the keyboard"

"Alright I'm on it. Peace!"

mums:

"That Was really funny"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint my beloved”

Raven:

"Thanks Larry. And for real, it's really good to see you."

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"To be fair, maybe I should've changed it back to Coke after he left so suddenly. I do enjoy some Mr Pibb"

SPRITEMAN has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by BIG THE CAT and MAYOR POMERANIAN

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Wh...are you a zombie? Man, this is WAY more than I expected coming into this tournament!"

"..........."

[39: Experiment 12965 vs Lou]

Insider2000:

I just got back home. JUNI AND SPRITE WERE ELIMINATED!?! :nelsob:

Bubbly:

YEAH,,

Insider2000:

Pain. Sorrow.

Insider2000:

Agony.

Epicsuperbat:

However: Larry

Insider2000:

What’s his status?

Wonder:

found

Epicsuperbat:

Gay

J0rt:

alive

Janet:

mad rat:

Insider2000:

I can’t believe he’s gay! Amazing!

Wonder:

turns out he was neon white, he just...kept his skin

J0rt:

yeah!!! he just came out!!!!! we're all so surprised!!!!!!

Brush:

yeah who could've guessed! he's attracted to men! totally unforeshadowed

Granted I’m biased towards Larry being gay since I’m gonna be gay as hell in a couple days lmao
🏳️‍🌈 15

ROUND THREE

We're getting all kinds of Round 3's today

J0rt:

being gay? in this server?? unheard of

Insider2000:

Server gay? The rumor come out?

Next you'll tell me there's bisexuality present in CPUK

last stock

Experiment vs Lou on some Mario stage, both at 0% on one stock. Lou is currently inside a magma block Experiment just placed, in the instant before taking damage.

We have a report from the field

"..."

LOU has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by GARY and EXPERIMENT 12965

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Did you know? My favorite things are-"

"Water without any ice.....stale bread......they know....therefore so do I"

[40: Jumping Jack vs Ryu From Streets]

UnofficiallyJam:

!givejackakiss

Epicsuperbat:

!givejackakiss

Janet:

!jump

Brush:

!givejackakiss

Janet:

!LearnAnInfiniteEvenThoughThat'sADifferentGame

Wonder:

!DoADustLoop

a mouse:

!jack_lightpunch

a mouse:

!jack_mediumpunch

a mouse:

!jack_lightkick

a mouse:

!jack_heavypunch

JumpingIntoLightFierce Jack

UnofficiallyJam:

!givejackapotato

Wonder:

!jack_KeepTheRhythmUp

Insider2000:

!seejackinstreetfighterveverybody

Brush:

!doabackflip

the Nelson image

"Well howdy there Nelson!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hi!"

Wonder:

"fuck off"

Bubbly:

"hi."

Brush:

"hiiiiiii"

chirp:

"Hey there!"

Epicsuperbat:

“!Jump”

Wonder:

"we're not friends anymore"

Raven:

"Hello!"

Insider2000:

"Hello. Do you look the newest season of Family Guy?"

a mouse:

"hi-diddly-ho, neighborino"

ube:

"ned......"

"Oh, come on now! I was about to throw you guys a bone!"

Wonder:

"oh nononono, you don't get to play nice after trying to game-end jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“We don’t eat bones”

"Well this is actually what this is about!"

"Y'see, there are a few people whose.......time might be approaching"

UnofficiallyJam:

"fuck off dude."

"And I figured wouldn't it be a hoot if you guys got to decide who I help out first!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Nope, not happening”

Mako:

"Really now? Never would've guessed"

Raven:

"I mean, I understand that your purpose as basically a glorified detrivore is important to the natural cycle of life, death, and regrowth, but can you please not do murder"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yourself”

Wonder:

"...honestly, you were right about being sorta like prism when you look at an angle"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Can't believe prism made the joker."

Wonder:

"just as scummy, just as vile... and hopefully, just as capable of getting their ass kicked by us and everyone around them"

"Yep! And as silly of a choice it would be to do it to me, I can't do that! I'm still in the tournament!"

Janet:

"hi! please set up a poll and wait for a certain number of votes in it for us"

"Well, I suppose that would be the best way forward, wouldn't it?"

Epicsuperbat:

“You’re up against Danth, you ain’t winning”

Raven:

"We just want everyone to be safe and happy. You can lay waste to this sham reality afterwards, is that fair?"

https://strawpoll.com/eJnvvwvoGnv

"Choose wisely! And if there's a tie, then I get to decide"

Janet:

"we accept this world has to end sometime, but we're certainly gonna be trying to make sure that happens with the fewest possible casualties"

END NELSON EVENT

[poll results: 13 Winston Overwatch, 1 Ludwig Von Koopa]

ROUND THREE

Wonder:

so, just to make sure

Wonder:

we're choosing who to save, right?

Nope

Choosing who The End goes after next

Wonder:

i think we can say goodbye to winston

chirp:

winston overwatch easiest choice in my life

Raven:

I am also okay with jetisoning Winston but I still feel bad about it

Prince:

sorry winston

a mouse:

i'm sorry big monkey

Prince:

you'll live on in swingston

Bubbly:

WHO VOTED LLUDWIG

Mako:

Who voted Ludwig??

Prince:

ludwig self-reported

Prince:

21 hi there salute

Raven:

Ludwig tried to sacrifice himself /j

Prince:

21 excuse me for dropping in salute

a mouse:

did somebody say... pea--

UnofficiallyJam:

At least give him his last peanut butter before he goes.

Wonder:

"Of Apes & Men"

"And what about the healers, George?"

We have a report from the field!

"Guess we won't be seeing you in the Majestic Kerfuffle Grand Finals, everybody"

RYU FROM STREETS has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by MIDAS and JUMPING JACK

AND WITH THAT WE ARE DOWN TO 16 FIGHTERS REMAINING

Bubbly:

OH WOW. HUH.

Janet:

(it's a 32 fighter tournament, not the usual 64, for anyone confused by speed)

J0rt:

half gone.......

Brush:

half the cast of the majestic kerfuffle, aka twice as much as a regular kerfuffle (remember when we had those?)

Honestly after this I'm gonna have to find a way to do a 64 with Majestic cast

Like, I know this is a way way different format than CPUK standard but I almost kinda like it more

Anyway, should we do winners first or losers first?

Brush:

might as well do winners

Janet:

winners is usual right?

Prince:

i need to see danthony

Janet:

but losers gives us more thend targets if needed...

Raven:

Winners gives us more time to save people from being at risk

Janet:

eh, none of them are on the table anyway

We'll do winners

We'll just do two loser rounds in a row next time

Winner's Round 3: Top 16

Midas

Gary

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

The Great Root

Jake Irish

The Sweepmaster

The End

Danthony

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You're real damn flashy for just some guy, aren't ya?"

"Flashy with purpose, Gary. Flashy with purpose"

[41: Midas vs Gary]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"heya"

Insider2000:

"Yo?"

"Excuse me for......"

Janet:

"hi! bad things are afoot!"

".....dropping in"

Prince:

"did somebody say eternal damnation?"

Bubbly:

"oh no"

mums:

"WINTON"

Epicsuperbat:

“99 Joke Balloons”

Janet:

"oh no"

Wonder:

"oh"

Raven:

"OH NO"

Janet:

"winston run"

Wonder:

"uh"

chirp:

"Hi winston."

mums:

"IM SORRY I COULDNT SAVE YOU"

Wonder:

"hey, buddy"

Athena:

"PEANUR BUTTER."

Janet:

"find jokebot"

mums:

"YOU GOTTA RUN"

Raven:

"THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS"

Janet:

"the end is after you with murderous intent"

"I simply wished to say hello and tell you how much I enjoy being alive"

Wonder:

"just think of the peanut butter"

Prince:

"Winston you're going to be danganronpa executed you have to listen"

Bubbly:

"OH NO."

Janet:

"winston run"

Brendle:

"jesus fucking christ"

J0rt:

"WINSTON WHY DID YOU TAKE J0HN'S ANKLES THE PEOPLE DESERVE TO KNOW"

ube:

"im so sorry winston"

"Oh! Okay!"

mums:

"WINSTON YOU HAVE TO GUN IT. I REALLY DID ENJOY THE BURGER YOU SENT IN THE MAIL"

"I am running!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Been nice knowing you bud."

"I am running and I am running!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Would you like some ankles, I hear that The End has some very nice ankles you should take”

Janet:

"good! running is important!"

END

NELSON EVENT

ROUND THREE

Raven:

RYAN,

Bubbly:

RIP

Janet:

anyway that was the funniest thing you've ever made so harrowing

mums:

run you beautiful ape

Prince:

YEHA

Prince:

"how much I enjoy being alive"

J0rt:

holy shit im lightheaded

chirp:

cackled in real life at this

Prince:

my head ufkcing hurts

Bubbly:

o7

Wonder:

fuck, that was so good

J0rt:

good lird

good lmao

a mouse:

[alt text: Winston Overwatch saying "I simply wished to say hello and tell you how much I enjoy being alive"]

Wait not to steal your idea muzz but I think I'm gonna record that too lmao

[alt text: Winston Overwatch saying "I simply wished to say hello and tell you how much I enjoy being alive"]

Also

We have a report from the field!

"You know what they say. All that glitters is gold, baby!"

GARY has been knocked into the loser's bracket by MIDAS

Also fun fact, Gary SD'd at 3% in the last stock, Midas has plot armor confirmed

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Honey, I appreciate your gumption, but what on earth are you goin on about?"

"I AM SIMPLY GOING ON ABOUT THE POWER OF JUSTICE!!!!!!! SOMETHING THAT YOU SEEM APATHETIC TOWARDS! OTHERWISE THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN PLANT UPRISINGS EVERYWHERE"
Ⓜ️ 7

[42: TRAINER OF JUSTICE vs The Great Root]

the Nelson image

"Hey, uh...."

Janet:

"oh hey!"

Wonder:

"hey"

Prince:

" "

Wonder:

"so, uhh..."

Bubbly:

"uh"

mums:

"yello"

Epicsuperbat:

“MMMMMMMMMMMMM”

Athena:

"What up son?"

"This is me, Danthony"

greenshi:

"JUSTICE"

Prince:

"uh"

Wonder:

"...we've got some news"

mums:

"Sup dude!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello!"

Prince:

"hi danthony!"

greenshi:

"oh hi danth!"

chirp:

"Howdy danth!"

Insider2000:

"DANTHONY!"

Bubbly:

"hey bud!"

J0rt:

"hi danth!"

"Oh hey I've got news too!"

Janet:

"hi danthony! an ape is dead!"

Epicsuperbat:

“DANTH”

Prince:

"did you loot winston's corpse"

Athena:

"Hiiiii danthony"

Raven:

"We were just made complicit in murder under duress"

"You first, I guess"

Wonder:

"the end's making us vote one of you guys off one by one"

mums:

"OH youre facing The End next"

mums:

"Be careful about that"

Wonder:

"and...winston's gone"

J0rt:

"we might have condemned winston overwatch to eternal damnation...."

mums:

"i mean we dont know that. all we know is hes running"

"Oh.....well that's....harrowing"

Raven:

"He made us vote Kimi ga Shiine style"

Epicsuperbat:

“If you can kill the end do so, break the rules if you have to”

Wonder:

"only those who got eliminated, though"

J0rt:

"on the bright side we know larry's okay now!"

Wonder:

"so you're safe for now"

Janet:

"oh yeah, larry's okay!"

Wonder:

"hopefully"

"Kill him? That's a big ask"

mums:

"danthony have you ever killed a man"

Janet:

"also jokebot has anti-thend powers"

"NO"

mums:

"just asking"

Athena:

"Danthony this is very important. I need to to construct a shrine for winston overwatch. for people to gather and cry over the lost gorilla."

Prince:

"Would you like to"

Brush:

"would you like to"

"NOT REALLY"

Wonder:

"remember, danthony."

Wonder:

"just like sonic"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Well...."

"HAS SONIC EVER KILLED A MAN?"

Mako:

"Yes"

Janet:

"probably!"

Prince:

"debatably"

Wonder:

"i mean... he killed the concept of the end, sorta"

Brush:

"i'll get back to you on that"

greenshi:

"I'm pretty sure yeah"

chirp:

"pretty sure."

Athena:

"numerous times."

Raven:

"Guys, chill--welll yes he has"

a mouse:

"probably? multiple times???"

Brendle:

"I dont think yall are really helping much"

Epicsuperbat:

“You are Danthony, Son of Dante From The Devil May Cry Series, you can kill The End”

"Wait who did Sonic kill??"

Insider2000:

"He's just that good at hiding the bodies."

UnofficiallyJam:

"If you consider metal sonic in the ova "a man" then yeah in a sense."

Athena:

"A god."

mums:

"did sonic kill emerl. i cant remember"

Mako:

"Various gods"

Raven:

"I'm pretty sure he does some war crimes in the IDW comics"

greenshi:

"Eggman"

Epicsuperbat:

“Eggman, in the movies”

Brendle:

"Frankly this line of conversation is a bit inane. lol. lmao."

"I....don't consider Metal Sonic a man"

Wonder:

"mephiles i guess?"

Janet:

"poor metal sonic"

Mako:

"Tails has killed an entire armada"

Prince:

":("

"And Eggman is VERY MUCH ali- look, we're getting off topic"

greenshi:

"Wow danth."

Brendle:

"Do we not have more serious matters to discuss?"

mums:

"also sonic didnt kill metal sonic. metal sonic intentionally fell in lava"

Raven:

"Yeah, back on topic"

"Anyways, I have something to report, but I'm....not sure"

Wonder:

"WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU GOT THIS"

Epicsuperbat:

“Scooby Doo has killed a man, you can too”

"I thought I saw Dani"

Janet:

"!"

J0rt:

"OH???"

Prince:

"what"

mums:

"HUH?"

Insider2000:

"!"

Raven:

"OH?!"

Wonder:

"hm"

UnofficiallyJam:

"OH"

Mako:

"OH?"

greenshi:

"!!!!"

chirp:

"Oh?"

Bubbly:

"AH."

Epicsuperbat:

“WHAT”

ube:

"!!!"

Raven:

"SPILL THE DEETS, MAN"

"It was only for a brief moment, I honestly thought I was hallucinating"

Wonder:

"that...might actually be her, or at least part of her"

Janet:

"when was that brief moment?"

Janet:

"was it right before you picked us up?"

Wonder:

"after all, prism's got a bit of hold now through jokebot"

Epicsuperbat:

“She’s safe, that’s great news”

"I was wandering behing the scenes and thought I saw her walking around, but when I went to check again, there was no one there"

Wonder:

"could be trying to guide you somewhere, maybe"

Raven:

"Could Prism still be using her..?"

greenshi:

"Huh......was she Prismatic? Or. Normal"

Wonder:

"that's usually what ghosts do"

Janet:

"what colour was her coat"

"I....couldn't really tell"

"I THINK she had green hair, but I'm not sure"

ROUND THREE

Wonder:

"oh"

Bubbly:

"hm."

Wonder:

"that's prismatic her. but...also sorta her?"

Mako:

"Uh oh!"

Janet:

"ah, that's... i don't know how to feel about that"

Wonder:

"she got possessed, but..."

Wonder:

"hmm..."

Raven:

"Okay. Well. If she's got Purple clothes, that's Prismatic."

UnofficiallyJam:

"This could a be trap but...."

Wonder:

"well, either that or D+"

"Whatever, I just...wanted to keep you guys posted"

Janet:

"appreciated"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hmmm, at least shes still alive”

greenshi:

"Thanks for looking out man"

Janet:

"yeah i was worried"

"Yeah, I guess so. So any tips on fighting The End?"

Raven:

"Thank you for that. And sorry about all the preasure to defeat The End"

Wonder:

"he's a sephiroth so..."

Janet:

"don't get stabbed"

Epicsuperbat:

“Kill”

Prince:

"he's got the tools to keep you at a distance"

J0rt:

"stay safe"

Wonder:

"try to avoid the things you did against Sephiroth a few dreams ago"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Jokebot can't be killed by it so there is that."

Epicsuperbat:

“Cheat if you have to”

Raven:

"He has snake traits, so think of how to kill a snake"

greenshi:

"fling them in the air."

Prince:

"so get close and don't be afriad to explode yourself if you must"

Janet:

"serpent snake not man snake"

"I love you guys to pieces, but this isn't helping that much I don't think"

Wonder:

"we're trying, man..."

mums:

"we aint fighters! not much we can do"

Janet:

"have you ever trained to fight sephiroth from sephiroth"

"That's fair"

Wonder:

"..."

Wonder:

"oh"

Janet:

"similar strats"

Wonder:

"hold on"

Wonder:

"i got a gambit"

greenshi:

"bonk him. bonk him bad"

Raven:

"Yeah, sorry. Just...remember what you're fighting for. WHO you're fighting for."

Wonder:

"take us with you"

Janet:

"and maybe talk to jokebot"

mums:

"see if he has stolen a gorilla soul"

Wonder:

"and hopefully we can activate fight mode"

Epicsuperbat:

“Bring us with you, we can fight with you”

"Take you with me?"

Wonder:

"it's our best shot"

greenshi:

"yeah lets violence him"

Epicsuperbat:

“We can fight, we’ve done so before”

Janet:

"we did fight once! i think that might make it a 2v2 though"

Raven:

"We have a Kirby Mode we used to stop Prism from literally murdering Juniper"

Wonder:

"we did it against pep and prism"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Toss the nelson"

Athena:

"WE AM THE EATER OF WORLDS. WE CAN DO SO MUCH VIOLENCE."

Prince:

"hm"

Wonder:

"we can do it again"

greenshi:

"well break his nose"

Athena:

"Just kidding. We're a little guy."

"Huh.....okay....seems a bit weird, but I guess we can give it a shot"

Wonder:

"we're with you man"

"Alright, yeah!!"

Wonder:

"REMEMBER!"

greenshi:

"yeah!!"

Wonder:

"JUST LIKE SONIC!"

"Well I'll, uh...let you rest, I guess?"

Janet:

"oh my gosh do we get to fight side by side with you that'd be so cool"

greenshi:

"JUST LIKE SONIC"

"Yeah, just like Sonic!"

Janet:

"you're so cool that's exciting"

Raven:

"We're with you, Danth! We believe in you!"

"Although I'll have to hold onto you for a bit"

Epicsuperbat:

“Just like Sonic”

Wonder:

"yeah, just put us in the pocket, if you want"

"So I'll let you rest before the fight!"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"Well I do love your enthusiasm, sweetheart, but even with two other beasts, you oughta not fight plant with plant"

TRAINER OF JUSTICE has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THE GREAT ROOT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Ya know, I knew a lass who had a thing for ironic enjoyment o' bad flicks. I think you'd get along with 'er quite good"

"What? Why? Why would I get along with her?"

[43: Jake Irish vs The Sweepmaster]

Janet:

if the danth fight is in a video call, is it planned to be a replay thing or should i hurriedly try to set up obs for it?

I'll remember to save it

Actually

I might OBS it since there's gonna be multiple rounds

Brendle:

oh right Jake Irish is a Ness

Brendle:

That's. so funny ngl

Brendle:

not sure why Jake Irish Ness is so amusing to me but. Damn, sure is

Epicsuperbat:

Kill Ness from the FNAF Movie

greenshi:

THATS JUST A THEORY,

Prince:

A theory

Ness as a waiter for a random truck stop

hey guess what

the ride never ends

ROUND THREE

Prince:

the fact that sweepmaster has gotten this far with no items is absolutely wild to me

Janet:

this tournament is So Much

this is a very very funny tourney

Love this series tbh

Jake Irish and The Sweepmaster are down to the last stock, at 0% each, in Dracula's castle.

We have a report from the field

"Maybe I will meet your friend someday. Then we can watch peak together"

JAKE IRISH has been knocked into the loser's bracket by THE SWEEPMASTER

Gonna be real I did NOT expect Sweepmaster in Top 8 Winners Side

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Are ya ready, boyo?"

"Uhhhhh...let me get my friends ready"

[44: The End vs Danthony]

[video call starts - the content of the video is included on the page, as with any future videos, sourced from youtube] The End and Danthony are facing each other down in the character select screen.

"Alright, Nelson!! Let's go!!!!"

The Nelson joins the screen, on Danthony's side.

greenshi:

"VIOLENCE"

Bubbly:

"VIOLENCE"

greenshi:

!biteend !buteebd !biteend

Mako:

"NELSON MOMENTS"

greenshi:

"YEAAAAAH"

Bubbly:

“YEAAAHHH”

Wonder:

"HOLD ON"

Brush:

"WOOHOO!"

chirp:

!bitetheend

Epicsuperbat:

“NELSON FIGHT”

[Ryan realises they're not muted: "ah i just realised you can hear me can't you, um, you can't hear me shut up"]

J0rt:

yes we can

Brush:

nothing to hear

chirp:

pfft

Bubbly:

Huh what was that?????

Raven:

"LMAOOO"

not anymore lmao

[unfortunately the muting only applied to the call, not the recording, not much the archivists can do about that sorry!]

"Ohoho! Well this seems a little bit unfair, doesn't it?"

"Don't I get a partner too?"

Wonder:

"EAT A DICK"

"I think I know just who to pick as my partner"

greenshi:

"no, die:

"After all, you're not the only one with friends"

The Lord of Snakes joins the screen, on The End's side.

greenshi:

DONT'

Janet:

"asldkjasdl"

Raven:

"He has friends?"

Wonder:

"DOESN'T MATTER!!"

a mouse:

"HEY HOLD ON"

Bubbly:

“HEY.”

Wonder:

"WE'LL TAKE ALL OF YOU ON!!"

Prince:

"NELSON IT'S TIME TO FIGHT"

Mako:

"LET'S KICK SOME SNAKE ASS"

Wonder:

"JUST LIKE SONIC, DANTH"

Prince:

"GAMER"

greenshi:

"VIOLENCE"

Epicsuperbat:

“FIGHT”

Raven:

"Oh hey we've helped kill this snake before lol"

UnofficiallyJam:

"KILL"

Raven:

"!kill"

Prince:

we might be weighing down danth...

Janet:

"!kill"

Janet:

"we have thend powers!?"

Brush:

we ate thend

ube:

oh i really dont like how this is going

Brush:

delicious

Wonder:

"FUCK!"

Mako:

"SHIT!!"

Prince:

"we got hubris'd"

Raven:

"DANTH NO"

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK”

UnofficiallyJam:

"OH NO"

Prince:

"guys we are getting hubrs checked so hard"

Raven:

"WE HAVE TO SAVE EVERYONE!"

Wonder:

"HOW'S THAT?!"

Janet:

"!!!"

greenshi:

"hey thend uhhhhhhhhhhh wanna give us this one? pal? buddy? ....please?"

Bubbly:

“MAYBE”

Mako:

"EAT SHIT"

Wonder:

"DANTH, LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER!!"

Prince:

"hold on"

Brush:

"C'MOOON"

UnofficiallyJam:

"DIE"

Raven:

"YESSS I KNEW CHANNELING BOTW ZELDA WOULD HELP"

greenshi:

"we're cooking"

Prince:

"we will die with one good hit"

Prince:

"but we ahve numbers"

[the fight Ends]

Janet:

"yeaaah!!!"

Prince:

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

greenshi:

"YEAH"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHHHHHH DANTH"

Athena:

"YES"

Epicsuperbat:

“YEAHHHHH”

UnofficiallyJam:

"FUCK YEAH"

Mako:

"LET'S GOOOOOOOO"

Raven:

"WE DID IT"

ube:

"LETS GOOOOOOO"

Wonder:

"THAT'S ONE."

Bubbly:

"NICE"

Prince:

"NELSLAY"

YOOOOO THAT WAS AN ENDING AND A HALF

greenshi:

"LETS GOOOOO"

Janet:

"advantage us!"

Epicsuperbat:

“LETS FUCKING GOOOO”

Athena:

"OH MY GOD WE DID IT DAN. WE FUCKING DID IT DUDE"

Mako:

"EAT SHIT AND DIE, THEND"

Prince:

"WAIT WE DIDN'T SAVE IT"

a mouse:

"15-LOVE, MOTHERFUCKER"

Janet:

"oh it's still going"

greenshi:

"WE WILL NEVER DIE"

chirp:

"LETS GOOOOOOO, JUST CLINCHED IT"

Janet:

"dw prince he's recording"

Prince:

"oh okay"

Prince:

"phew"

Prince:

"sick comeback danth"

"Ohoho! Quite the teamwork you and your little friend are putting on, isn't it?"

Wonder:

"it's like we said. you're just like prism."

Raven:

"This is what happens when you put our friends in danger, NED"

Wonder:

"down to us kicking your ass 👎 "

Prince:

" 👎 "

Raven:

"CAR. FUCKING. BATTERY"

"Well, this little battle's nice and fun, but unfortunately, I've got a tournament to win"

Athena:

"Eat shit and die, NED."

UnofficiallyJam:

"👎 "

Epicsuperbat:

“Fuck you Ned! 👎”

"So if this fellow can bring in people all willy nilly....."

greenshi:

"GET THEIR ASS"

a mouse:

"uh, oh."

"I've got some fresh souls I can.....utilize, I suppose"

Winston Overwatch joins the screen, on The End's side.

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

J0rt:

"HUH"

Prince:

"HE'S SUMMONING WINSTON IN ATTACK POSTION"

Epicsuperbat:

“WHAT”

Wonder:

"crimson, buddy...?"

greenshi:

".......hm?"

Wonder:

"we might need to call a friend!"

ube:

"OH GOD"

Janet:

"hey crimson man we love you, anyone you can send to help us battle thend?"

a mouse:

"THE BEGINNING???"

greenshi:

"WINSTON"

Wonder:

"god, please hear us!"

Raven:

"REQUESTING BACKUP"

BEGIN CUTSCENE

"What the hell? We HAVE to do something now!!!"

"What do you mean we can't?"

"A surprise??? Fuck that!"

"You can put a hold on me as much as you damn well please"

"You can do whatever the hell this is"

"But you are NOT gonna let me sit back while this happens"

"Face your damn fears, Prism"

END CUTSCENE

Prismatic Dani joins the screen, on Danthony's side.

Janet:

"yeah!!!!"

Wonder:

"THANK YOU, DANI EX MACHINA"

Mako:

"DANIIIIIIIIIII"

Epicsuperbat:

“DANI”

"D...dani?"

Athena:

"DANIIIIIIIII"

Prince:

"oh it's both of them"

Bubbly:

“DANIIIII”

Raven:

"SIBLING REUNION!"

greenshi:

"DANI!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"DANI"

Wonder:

"SEE? WE TOLD YOU IT WAS HER!"

"Be lucky your sister is hard to deal with :)"

Janet:

"hey crimson it's fine i think, btw we love you anyway even when we don't actively need something from you"

Mako:

"LET'S KICK SOME SNAKE ASS TOGETHER"

Prince:

"can't believe the end summoned tradcath winston in attack position."

Janet:

"this fight is so Themes"

greenshi:

"KILL KILL KILL KILL"

Prince:

"THE SNAKE SD'D"

Janet:

"snake goes down first this time!"

Prince:

"LMAO"

Prince:

"GET FUCKED ENTROPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Wonder:

"SNAKE KNOWS THEY CAN'T WIN"

Janet:

"oh there we go"

Raven:

"HAHAHAHA!"

Prince:

DANI DROPPED WINSTON

Prince:

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS SICK?

NELSON JUST DOWNED THEND

Wonder:

FUCK YEAH

greenshi:

DANI MOMENTS

Janet:

"we're three stocks up!"

Bubbly:

THEND DOWN

Wonder:

"ONE"

Janet:

"thend down!"

Wonder:

"TWO"

Prince:

"EXCUSE ME FOR SUCKING SHIT AT FIGHTING!"

[the match Ends]

Wonder:

"AND THAT'S GAME!!"

Bubbly:

“YEAAHHHH”

Janet:

"we did it!!!"

greenshi:

"YEA YEAH YEAH!"

Epicsuperbat:

“LETS FUCKING GOOOOO”

Mako:

"AND DONE!"

Athena:

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BABYYYY"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Prince:

"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

J0rt:

"LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Bubbly:

"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO"

UnofficiallyJam:

"HELL FUCKING YEAH"

greenshi:

"LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO"

Athena:

"THANK YOU DANI"

Brush:

"NOOOO HESITATION"

Wonder:

"don't ever fuck with them ever again."

Raven:

"WE ARE POPPING OFF"

Janet:

"we got 5 kills!?"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Thanks dani!"

Prince:

"WE DID IT GAMERS"

Raven:

"Prism. I never thought I'd say this. But thanks for the assist."

Wonder:

"That's for Noinim."

We have a report from the field!

"Dani??? Dani where did you go? Dani?!"

THE END has been knocked into the loser's bracket by DANTHONY

Also fun fact

The first 2-0 of the night

MIDAS, THE GREAT ROOT, THE SWEEPMASTER, and DANTHONY have made it into the Top 8

Loser's Round 3: Top 16

Jumping Jack

Experiment 12965

Mayor Pomeranian

Larry

Bing

Big The Cat

Arrow Ace

Folk

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"....they seem to love you. I don't know why, but they do. What were you?"

"......."

[45: Jumping Jack vs Experiment 12965]

Janet:

danthony, dani, and prism all fighting on the same side in a sense sure is something

Brush:

and us! :]

greenshi:

and us! :D

The Daylights:

winston, spited, cast aside as a sacrifical lamb for an uncaring audience
You laughed while he died for your sins

Wonder:

oh hold on, that reminds me

Wonder:

"hey prism?"

Wonder:

"this changes nothing"

Wonder:

"but thanks"

Wonder:

"you're still getting your ass beat once this is over, though"

Janet:

"hey prism, it is appreciated, great work in writing lately and i hope you continue to battle your fears"

Prince:

winston crucifix

Janet:

i can't believe winston literally died for our sins

Janet:

well, of our sins

Etharia:

“Yeah. Prism, let me be completely candid and say that nobody is beyond redemption or whatever. The harm you’ve done won’t go away, but if you genuinely are trying to be better, that’s all we can ask for.”

Prince:

i can't believe it. in a roundabout way, catholic!winston has become real
📌 13

Prince:

WHY ARE PEOPLE STABBING ME WITH A PIN

Ryan Chongoshow pinned a message to this channel.

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!!!"

greenshi:

"hiho"

"Hello one hello all!!"

Prince:

"they're beatin me up"

Bubbly:

"heyy"

Wonder:

"this ned?"

chirp:

"Howdy."

"I assume you all were impressed by my showing?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi, did you see us fight?”

"Oh yeah that was you, you did great!"

greenshi:

"you did great buddy!"

Etharia:

“Indeed, great job!”

Wonder:

"oh, midas... or sweepmaster...?"

"Kinda got chaotic out there"

"Yeah, it's Midas"

greenshi:

"gold star, even!"

Wonder:

"rad"

Janet:

"hi midas, you're doing great!"

Epicsuperbat:

“We all did great”

Janet:

"also yeah that was us"

Raven:

"Midas! You did great, man!"

Wonder:

"yeah, good job getting to top 8"

Mako:

"We both kicked some ass out there, huh?"

"Thank you, I'd say it was hard work, but c'mon"

"Okay credit where it's due, the fighters I came up against were tough, but I was just a good bit tougher"

Wonder:

"y'know, we know a friend who's just like you"

Wonder:

"maybe you can meet her some day"

Janet:

"everything you touch turns to gold (in a medal sense) (gold medal means first place) (you keep winning)"

We have a report from the field

"...."

JUMPING JACK has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by DANTHONY and EXPERIMENT 12965

Etharia:

“One piece of advice though. You’re a great fighter, but losing is still a possibility, and if/when you get eliminated, talk to Bing. He’ll know what to do.”

"Oh yeah, didn't that Bing guy move that squid girl somewhere in some big portal?"

Janet:

"oh yeah, bing's doing important work, if you could send people who get eliminated his way that'd help a lot"

Wonder:

"yep"

Wonder:

"you uhh...might need to go there soon"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

greenshi:

"yeah speaking of uh. wanna go in bings hole?"

greenshi:

"come live in our world?"

Raven:

"Yeah, he's helping us evacuate those who get eliminated over to our dimension"

"Gonna be honest, no I don't wanna go in bings hole"

UnofficiallyJam:

"🕳️"

Janet:

"then keep winning!"

Brush:

"your loss"

greenshi:

"fair! fair"

"Not cuz he's not cool, just I don't swing that way"

Raven:

"I do not blame you lol"

Wonder:

"...different hole"

greenshi:

"but you kinda have to. unless you wanna die"

The Daylights:

"not that hole"

J0rt:

"nono his hole like his dimensional portal"

Bubbly:

"CONFIRMED HETEROSEXUAL /lh"

Wonder:

"the portal hole"

UnofficiallyJam:

"We mean a portal type of hole."

"Different hole? Oh damn, I mean trans rights, but my statement still stands"

Etharia:

“We’re just talking about a portal he makes. We just call it his hole because it’s funny”

"OH LIKE A PORTAL"

Epicsuperbat:

“HOW ARE YOU STRAIGHT”

Bubbly:

"CHRIST"

Raven:

"WHEEZE--I LOVE YA MAN, YOU'RE GREAT"

Wonder:

"...midas, you're a gift"

"I'm just gonna....."

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So, you're not actually a Neon?"

"Nope, just a shapeshifter, something I imagine is way more normal, right?"

[46: Mayor Pomeranian vs Larry]

First roll doesn't look GREAT for Larry

Larry vs Mayor Pomeranian in New Donk City, Larry is a Sheik.

LArry's Round 2 Roll

Larry vs Mayor Pomeranian on the versus screen, Larry is a cyan Mewtwo.

SO IM GONNA BE REAL LARRY GOT STOMPED BUT IM GONNA DO A ROUND THREE BECAUSE I LIKE ROLLING LARRY

AW FUCK

Larry vs Mayor Pomeranian on the versus screen, Larry is a red Mr Game & Watch, the same as CBT Demon.

We have a report from the field

"Well I feel like I should have you looked at for identity fraud, but...just....don't cause trouble in my town, okay?"

LARRY has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by BING and MAYOR POMERANIAN

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Huh? You look like you've been using the Chaos Emeralds"

"Chaos what? I dunno what you mean. Unless the Chaos Emeralds can make portals, I dunno what you mean. I said it TWICE I mean it so much"

[47: Bing vs Big The Cat]

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"heya"

greenshi:

"hiya!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

"Whats up bitches?"

Bubbly:

"howdy"

Wonder:

"hey disc"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Hello!"

greenshi:

"LARRY"

Wonder:

"or...larry...?"

"Who do you got to win this one?"

greenshi:

"oh disc nvm"

"Oh uh first one was right it's Disc"

Wonder:

"hell yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“Friendship”

Bubbly:

"i had juniper but."

Janet:

"big is powerful, but bing is full of surprises"

Mako:

"HI DISC"

Wonder:

"i had juni too, but... oh well"

"Oh yeah I meant this fight"

greenshi:

"anyway uh i want bing but. that cat sure can Big so"

Wonder:

"are you rooting for bing?"

Janet:

"big can fly a plane"

Bubbly:

"bing <3"

"Maybe, don't worry about it"

Janet:

"bing has dimensional powers"

Wonder:

"you are, aren't you?"

greenshi:

"you got a cruuuush on hiiiiim"

Janet:

"big has froggy"

"C'mon, don't be dumb, that guy?"

"C'mon"

greenshi:

"froggy :D"

Etharia:

“I’m counting on Bing. The N is his name makes him more powerful.”

Janet:

"bing has a cool sword"

Bubbly:

"hes bing"

Wonder:

"i mean, you did get shellshocked when he honorably rejected you"

greenshi:

"stares. knowingly."

Epicsuperbat:

“He has a Hole”

Wonder:

"speaking of which, glad you're okay"

"Uhhh thanks"

Bubbly:

"by the way, hows peppermint??"

greenshi:

"yeha hows the uh. hows the peppermint"

Etharia:

“Listen we talk about his hole so much we have to have at least some genuine appreciation for his datability.”

"Oh her? She's doin alright"

"Did you wanna talk to her or something?"

Wonder:

"i...don't know"

Janet:

"just checking up!"

Janet:

"wouldn't say no, but we also like talking to you"

Wonder:

"yeah, that"

greenshi:

"she might stab us. again."

"Oh, you're such a flatterer, Nelson"

Epicsuperbat:

“I love her so so much”

Wonder:

"look, pep's cool now. we're on good terms"

Janet:

"peppermint's had a complicated day, so didn't wanna leave her un-checked-up-on"

Wonder:

"hopefully"

Mako:

"We love the sound of your voice! Kind of"

Raven:

"Last we saw Pep she wasn't in a good place mentally so I'm kinda worried"

"Tell ya what, next time she comes around, I'll let ya talk with her"

Etharia:

“Flattery is one of our primary skills, alongside combat and absorbing foodstuffs”

Wonder:

"thanks"

Epicsuperbat:

“I always wanna see peppermint”

J0rt:

"thank you!"

Wonder:

"oh btw"

greenshi:

"alright cool"

Janet:

"cool, looking forward to it!"

Janet:

"oh did you see our fight earlier?"

Epicsuperbat:

“”YES”

Wonder:

"knowing you're a flirt... did you flirt with her? /j"

Janet:

"wonder..."

"Oh yeah, I saw you guys. I dunno who that lady who was fighting with ya was, but that was eventful"

Wonder:

"look, i'm just asking questions..."

Janet:

"oh that was danthony's sister"

Janet:

"they're from another other dimension, we don't have many details though"

"Oh damn, that's nice"

greenshi:

"thats dani. shes. we like her"

Wonder:

"weird girls are magnetic to each other, i guess"

Mako:

"And also the goddess possessing her"

Janet:

"she plays tekken"

UnofficiallyJam:

"yeah that was dani"

Raven:

"That was Danthony's sister being puppeted by the goddess Prism"

ROUND THREE

Janet:

"well, puppeted is the wrong word, prism didn't even wanna go out there"

Wonder:

"yeah, prism's scared of ned"

"Ohhh shit round three?"

"Let's go, Bing!"

greenshi:

"bings going for it"

Wonder:

"you're cheering for him!"

Wonder:

"you totally have a crush on him!"

"Yeah, he's kinda cool, shut up"

Epicsuperbat:

“Lets Go Bing!”

Janet:

"nothing like a round three to make me realise im cheering for bing this match"

Wonder:

"can't deny that"

Raven:

"Finally, someone else who appreciates the Himbo Supreme"

greenshi:

"you liiiike hiiiim"

Bubbly:

":3c"

Wonder:

"i mean hey, it doesn't hurt to be honest"

Janet:

"whatever your feelings or lack thereof towards bing, i wish you luck and happiness"

"Yeah, I appreciate him"

Wonder:

"i'm sure everyone else can attest to me crushing on kitsune"

Janet:

"yes"

"YO HE JUST DID A THING WHERE HE TOOK BIG DOWN WITH HIM"

Bubbly:

"YOOOOOO"

Etharia:

“Bing and disc sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g”

Wonder:

"bing bonk"

greenshi:

"OH SHIT"

Janet:

"heck yeah! love when he does that"

ube:

"LETS GO BING"

Raven:

"CHROMICIDE!! BING'S SIGNATURE MOVE"

Epicsuperbat:

“HE DID HIS THING”

We have a report from the field! (edited)

greenshi:

~

Janet:

tilde!?

Etharia:

~

Raven:

So many tildes today /lh

Janet:

rip the tilde

The Daylights:

~

greenshi:

the announcements wanna get flirty, let em

Wonder:

i don't blame you, it's too close to the exclamation point

I keep making that typo

"Go back to the fishing hole, how about that?"

BIG THE CAT has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by TRAINER OF JUSTICE and BING

Raven:

"BIIIIING!!!!"

greenshi:

"BING"

Epicsuperbat:

“Bing If True!”

Bubbly:

"LETS GOOOOO"

"Hell yeah Bing LETS GOOOOO!!!!"

Janet:

"heck yeah heck yeah"

Raven:

"And all this while he's trying so hard to save everyone!"

Wonder:

"oh right, forgot to tell you"

Epicsuperbat:

“RIP Big, my boy. But BING GO!”

Wonder:

"you might wanna work double-time on ripping space-time open"

Insider2000:

"Bing is going far! Can't believe it."

"Whattya mean by that?"

Janet:

"oh yeah uhhh news, the dimensional instability is definitely not the only ongoing threat"

Wonder:

"the end's still out there murdering, and he made us vote for winston"

Janet:

"the end is going around deleting people"

The Daylights:

"murder!"

Raven:

"Yeah, uh, The End killed another person. That's how he got Winston Overwatch"

Wonder:

"only those that got eliminated, though"

Janet:

"(and giving us messed up polls on who to target)"

Etharia:

“Yeah. We need to evacuate all the eliminated folks asap, and Bing’s hole can only fit so many people at a time.”

"Ahhh.....well not to sound to edgy, but Winston was far from the worst choice"

Etharia:

“Definitely.”

Wonder:

"yeah..."

Wonder:

"it was near unanimous"

Janet:

"oh yeah it was pretty much unanimous"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah...”

Raven:

"Our thoughts exactly! Especially bc it was Catholic Winston"

Etharia:

“I mean have you heard about his ankle collection. It’s fucked up”

greenshi:

"we agree but also. lets not make that choice again"

"Based, at least as far as execution goes"

Epicsuperbat:

“I voted for the turtle “

Janet:

"jokebot has anti-thend defenses, which may be useful"

Janet:

"the end tried to target them earlier and failed miserably"

Wonder:

"yeah, it got blessed by prism"

"So make really good friends with Jokebot is what you're saying"

Wonder:

"yep yep"

Etharia:

“Something like that, yeah.”

UnofficiallyJam:

"Yeah pretty much"

Epicsuperbat:

“I mean that’s just good advice in general”

Janet:

"make good friends with jokebot, and send eliminated people in jokebot's direction while they wait for bing's hole"

greenshi:

"also prisms in the jokebot. that bit is important"

Raven:

"We need you to team up with Jokebot, Bing, Kitsune, and also Larry bc he's under Crimson's designation kinda-sorta, to get all the eliminated fighters to safety"

Janet:

"well, not necessarily in, we don't know that, but there's definitely some prism power there"

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"You ready, furry boy? You won't be able to see straight after you're done with me"

"You are quite the impressive shot. Reminds me of a friend I had back on the Crimson Melody"

[48: Arrow Ace vs Folk]

"Who's Larry?"

Wonder:

"the guy who was neon white"

Wonder:

"he's a shapeshifter"

Etharia:

“The guy neon white actually is. He’s a shapeshifter”

greenshi:

"larry out friend larry"

Janet:

"oh neon white turned out to be larry, j0hn's shapeshifter boyfriend"

"Damn, this is a weird as hell tournament"

Wonder:

"probably has a tootsie pop in his mouth at all times"

"Love it"

Janet:

"though he hadn't shapeshifted, he just wore a mask"

Wonder:

"weird tournament for a weird girl, i suppose"

greenshi:

"yeah man its a good time"

Janet:

"anyway good pun from arrow ace there"

Raven:

"Ah, right! He was disguised as Neon White, but he's from our dimension. Shapeshifter with a randomizer gimmick, he's fun. Also J0hn's boyfriend"

Epicsuperbat:

“He’s also got a boyfriend, the cyborg J0hn, they are perfect for each other”

"Oh cute"

Etharia:

“Yeah turns out he just has the exact same build as neon white so he didn’t need to shapeshift”

"That's oddly convenient"

Wonder:

"unbelievably so"

Wonder:

"but it was funny"

"Anyhow, I've been meaning to ask you guys something, just to help with brainstorming"

greenshi:

"mans shaped like a speedrunner"

Janet:

"i mean he'd've been fine either way, he is a very capable shapeshifter"

Epicsuperbat:

“Very funny”

Raven:

"I guess all that stuff about hiding things in plain sight is true"

Wonder:

"shoot"

Janet:

"he once turned into a little rat that ate cheese"

"So like.....this universe is about to end right"

Wonder:

"mhm"

greenshi:

"yeahhhh"

Bubbly:

"yeah"

Mako:

"Indeedy"

Etharia:

"We think so."

Janet:

"to our knowledge, yeah"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yea”

"What do you think would be the most fun way to just....completely fuck it up before it goes?"

Wonder:

"uhhh..."

Wonder:

"hmm..."

Mako:

"Blow shit up?"

Raven:

"Oh now you're talkin'"

Epicsuperbat:

“Summon a T Rex”

Wonder:

"i mean, yeah, blowing shit up is the go-to. though i feel like there can be something cooler..."

Janet:

"vacuum catastrophe"

Wonder:

"black hole's also cool, but too risky"

Brush:

"y'know that scene from the shining?"

Etharia:

"gray goo scenario?"

"Theres like 80 scenes from the Shining"

Raven:

"We used to torment Prism by threatening to throw a car battery at her"

"Thats how movies work"

Wonder:

"ooh, blood elevator?"

Brush:

"take your pick tbh. but i was thinking about the blood"

Wonder:

"YEAH!"

Etharia:

"I feel like if you can figure out how to make a grey goo apocalypse it would be a fitting sendoff."

"Hmmmm.....you're giving me a lot of ideas"

Epicsuperbat:

“Car Battery’s, Blood Elevator, and T Rex. All great ideas”

Janet:

"anyway im still voting false vacuum decay"

Wonder:

"a lot of us are creative like that"

"I agree.....I'll hand you over to Pep when she comes back, but till then....I have some planning to do"

Wonder:

"good luck, girl"

Janet:

"whee!"

Raven:

"Good luck!"

END NELSON EVENT

ROUND THREE

Raven:

Oh shit fr?!

greenshi:

they are going At It

Insider2000:

Been a lot of R ound 3's tonight!

Right??????

chirp:

SO many. a bountiful harvest

Wonder:

he's "Arrow Ace" for a reason

Insider2000:

Peeps are fighting to the bitter end.

Janet:

have there been any non round 3s aside from danthony vs thend?

exp vs jack

We have a report from the field!

"Damn, looks like you might have to Tap into some more skills to make it past me"

ARROW ACE has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by GARY and FOLK

Alright, we might be a bit low on Nelson moments becuase of my Energy, but let's get ourselves to Top 8 tonight shall we?

Loser's Round 4: Top 12

TRAINER OF JUSTICE

Experiment 12965

Gary

Mayor Pomeranian

The End

Bing

Jake Irish

Folk

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"MMMMMMMMM IT WOULD SEEM THAT YOU HAVE FOUND ANOTHER CHANCE AFTER DEATH! I AM SORRY FOR STRIKING DOWN YOUR JUSTICE SO SOON!!!!"

"...."

[49: TRAINER OF JUSTICE vs Experiment 12965]

ROUND THREE

Bubbly:

DAMN.

greenshi:

they

Wonder:

goddamn, dude

greenshi:

fightin

Insider2000:

AGAIN!?!

its actually insane tbh

We have a report from the field

"......."

TRAINER OF JUSTICE has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by BIG THE CAT and EXPERIMENT 12965

EXPERIMENT 12965 HAS ENTERED THE TOP 8

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So what exactly happened to the last mayor anyway?"

"He just....stopped showing up....without a trace....someone had to take over, so I did the honors"

[50: Gary vs Mayor Pomeranian]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"mayor doesn't come back, you're left to rot, that counts as an ending"

Janet:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"hello?"

"Hi Nelson!!"

Janet:

"bad timing wonder"

UnofficiallyJam:

"hello!"

"I think I remember you!"

greenshi:

"hewwo?"

Wonder:

"hey pep"

chirp:

"Heya there!"

Raven:

"Hi!"

Wonder:

"been a while"

"It's me, Peppermint!"

greenshi:

"and who is this?"

Mako:

"Heya, Pep!"

Janet:

"hi peppermint! we certainly remember you!"

Bubbly:

"hey peppermint!"

greenshi:

"PEP!"

Epicsuperbat:

“HIII”

greenshi:

"hey!"

Mako:

"Good to see ya again!"

Wonder:

"how're you feeling?"

Raven:

"Oh, Peppermint! How are you feeling?"

Epicsuperbat:

“I LOVE YOU”

Insider2000:

"Hiya, Pep!"

UnofficiallyJam:

"hello pep!"

"Yeah!! I decided to stick around here for a bit! I know Crimson will be able to tell where I am and his connection will be made quicker!"

"Cuz y'know, we're kinda connected like that"

Wonder:

"i'm sure you are..."

Janet:

"makes sense! and also the godly powers"

greenshi:

"how are you and Disc getting along?"

Raven:

"Glad to have you helping us out, we need all the help we can get"

Epicsuperbat:

“I wish we were connected like that”

"Oh Disc? She's pretty neat! Kinda out there, but that's fun!"

Wonder:

"i mean... kettle meet pot /lh"

Janet:

"btw it was very cool when you showed up"

Mako:

"Yea I like her c:"

Raven:

"She’s very fun!"

Janet:

"we were not expecting it, even when we knew disc was up to something and somehow... contacting you through us, i think?"

"Yeah, and she definitely knows what she wants, considering she asked me to use my time powers to do some crazy stuff"

Janet:

"oh? sounds exciting!"

Bubbly:

"..oh?"

Wonder:

"can't access them now?"

Mako:

"Like what?"

chirp:

"Oh?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can you summon a T.Rex?”

"She said she wants it to be a surprise"

Wonder:

"oh..."

Raven:

"Hehe, that's fair"

Mako:

"Ah, I see"

UnofficiallyJam:

"Ah."

Wonder:

"i think i know where that's going"

Janet:

"disc sure knows how to make a fun surprise"

Wonder:

"oh, uh"

Wonder:

"since we've got you here..."

Epicsuperbat:

“I hope it’s a T.Rex”

Wonder:

"you mind if i ask something really quick?"

"Oh yeah, for sure! She said something about a prank on Prism, which....if I'm being honest, I am ALL in favor of"

Wonder:

"oh same here"

Mako:

"Yell heah"

"Huh? Oh yeah ask away"

Wonder:

"anyways uhh..."

Raven:

"HELL YEAH"

Wonder:

"...do you know what sneezing is?"

J0rt:

"oh i LOVE pulling pranks on prism"

"I....don't know what you mean by that question"

"Yes I know what it is"

greenshi:

"and have you ever done it before?"

"Everyone does"

Wonder:

"have you ever sneezed before"

Mako:

"Have you sneezed before?"

Raven:

"Oh my gosh guys"

J0rt:

"do you REMEMBER ever sneezing"

Janet:

"you can't just ask someone if they've sneezed"

J0rt:

"like a specific instance of yourself doing it"

Mako:

"Look we have to know. For science

"What kinda question is this?"

"I mean....yes?"

Mako:

"An important one"

Janet:

"okay p+ theory deconfirmed"

Mako:

"Welp"

Wonder:

"i see"

Raven:

"There's a fan theory that you were made by Dr. Order"

Janet:

"dorder creations never sneeze"

Wonder:

"appreciate the answer"

Mako:

"Sorry, Wonder"

"Oh, well good. She seems super cringe"

Wonder:

"it was fun while it lasted"

Brush:

"😔"

Mako:

"YOU BET"

Epicsuperbat:

“Ah no Peppermint Dani sibling arc”

greenshi:

"she is!"

Bubbly:

"she is."

Raven:

"Suuuuper cringe"

Janet:

"we have a weird view of reality in which these theories kinda almost make some amount of sense sometimes"

Wonder:

"well, do you at least have siblings?"

"Then again this is kind of a dream still, right?"

Janet:

"and also we love going along with ridiculous theories"

Mako:

"We're pretty sure, yeah"

Janet:

"i guess for you it's a dream, yeah"

Janet:

"oh boy, jake's gonna be delighted about the dream mechanics here"

We have a report from the field

"Well at least now you can get back to your duties"

MAYOR POMERANIAN has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by THE SWEEPMASTER and GARY

Janet:

"i had no clue who would win that fight, happy to see gary win, gary's cool"

Janet:

"the mayor's also cool"

Epicsuperbat:

“How is Gary doing this well”

Janet:

"as in mayor pomeranian"

"Oh wait, isn't the guy that Disc has a crush on coming up next?"

Wonder:

"I KNEW IT!"

Raven:

"BING!"

Bubbly:

"HAH"

"SHUT THE FUCK-"

Mako:

"LMAO"

greenshi:

"yeah thats him!"

Janet:

"oh you know too? heck yeah"

END NELSON EVENT

Prince:

A render of Winston Overwatch, with cartoonish transparent fire effects around him and the Homestuck death clock thing saying "JUST" with the Light aspect symbol overlayed.

👏 12

FUCK

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Howdy there, Bing. Don't worry, I doubt you'll be ending soon....unless there's a shock factor to it, ya know?"

"I dunno what you mean, but I'm gonna keep going in this tournament, so go to hell"

[51: The End vs Bing]

We have a report from the field

"Hm....be glad it isn't your time yet"

BING has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by THE GREAT ROOT and THE END

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Do ya understand exactly who you're messin' with here, man?"

"Nah, I spend my time doing productive things"

[52: Jake Irish vs Folk]

the Nelson image

"Hey, this is Agent Kitsune"

greenshi:

"Hiya!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hi”

Bubbly:

"hii"

Wonder:

"h-hey!"

"I've been working to prepare the mass exodus"

"Just one question"

Wonder:

"shoot"

"Have you seen Disc anywhere?"

Mako:

"Hm?"

Bubbly:

"um."

Wonder:

"she's with pep"

Mako:

"Nah, haven't seen her"

Brush:

"oh she's around"

greenshi:

"...nope!"

"That doesn't help"

Wonder:

"i mean, i dunno what to tell ya"

greenshi:

"Sure doesnt!"

"Okay, well it was worth a shot, I suppose"

Brush:

"hey have you ever seen the shining"

Mako:

"All we know is she's probably with Peppermint"

Epicsuperbat:

“She’s somewhere” or some when

Raven:

"Glad to hear it. Last we saw her she was with Peppermint getting teased about her crush"

"The Shining?"

Wonder:

"last we saw them, they were fighting over disc having a crush"

"What with some red rum or something or?"

Wonder:

"well, not fighting, more like..."

"Oh god, Disc with a crush is......a terrifying concept"

Wonder:

"embarrassment, i guess?"

Brush:

"i'm sure it'll be fine"

Janet:

"seems fine so far, and cute"

Wonder:

"so yeah, we dunno where they went"

Raven:

"Lol don't worry she's still in the denial phase"

Etharia:

"wait... is this her first crush? that's adorable!"

greenshi:

"Ding!"

Janet:

"ding!"

"I mean, I've only known her for a few days, so who knows"

Wonder:

"true"

Wonder:

"oh, another thing"

"Either way, I'm sure she'll turn up somewhere"

Wonder:

"how're you holding up?"

Wonder:

"i know folk helped you out a little"

"I'm holding up....alright, all things considered"

"Folk did help"

"Speaking of"

Wonder:

"hey, alright's sometimes the best we can do"

Mako:

"That's good to hear"

We have a report from the field

greenshi:

"That's good man"

Raven:

"He's a therapist, after all"

greenshi:

"Oh?"

"Well ya better read up next time"

FOLK has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by MIDAS and JAKE IRISH

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

Bubbly:

"SHIT"

Janet:

"welp"

Raven:

"HOLY SHIT, SERIOUSLY?!"

Wonder:

"wow"

Epicsuperbat:

“Can’t believe Folk lost, but at least he won’t have to fight Ned”

Janet:

"guess we've got jake irish vs the end coming up"

Wonder:

"oh fuck, we almost forgot"

"Well, at least he'll be more available to help out"

Wonder:

"yeah umm... ned's just straight up making us vote to kill people now."

Raven:

"True!"

"I'll talk to you all later, I've got some things to attend to"

Janet:

"oh yeah, we have News"

Mako:

"Oh yeah that's a thing that's happening"

Raven:

"Winston Overwatch is dead"

Janet:

"uhh people can tell you, we've been telling everyone pretty much"

"......noted"

Wonder:

"stay safe"

Janet:

"jokebot has anti-thend powers"

"I will.... you all stay safe as well"

END NELSON EVENT

And with that we have our top 8!

Before we close for the night, how would you all feel about one more cutscene

(This one may be slower than the last few but dw bout it)

BEGIN CUTSCENE

"I still can't believe you ran away after all that"

"I know you can't :) You clearly couldn't :)"

A VISUAL FEED HAS STARTED UP

"What you think I'm fearless, come on."

"Do you know what it means if everything ends? :)"

"Not only do we all end....but it means that I failed :)"

"And I am no failure :)"

"Oh wah wah, you're putting people's lives in....."

"Who....who's that?"

"Hey there! You're Dantoinette, right? I've heard SO much about you"

"Oh, you! I know you, Disc :) What do you want? :)"

"I just have one question"

"Have you ever seen the Shining?"

[a second Disc appears in the feed]

"Come play with us Dani"

"Very cute :)"

"Jokebot!"

PRESENT

"Thank you Jokebot :)"

"Not quite done yet! See, I've also asked the new Time Goddess for another fun gift to play around with"

"Oh my god did she give you a dinos-"

"Okay Dani :)"

"We're a bit outnumbered here :)"

"So here's what I'm gonna do :)"

"I'm gonna detach from you and join the battle :)"

"Now we have a fair 3 on 3 and this will truly be a battle for the- :)"

[Dani sides against Prism]

"............................................um :)"

[fight!]

END CUTSCENE

I forgot to record for most of that up until the actual battle but

[video source]

[after Jokebot is the only fighter left on Prism's side, the fight ends]

They spared Jokebot

"Whew!! Good to be out of that mess! Thanks for the assist, Disc"

"No problem, Dani!"

"Now let's save this universe"

END OF PART 6

Part End

BEGIN CUTSCENE

Peace had come across the dreamscape, with the structural integrity of the various waiting rooms finally finding some level of stability. With no overwhelming force to watch over them, the combatants had reclaimed it as their own, and with the barriers no longer an issue, the entire array of fighters were all in one place.

One such fighter was new to all of this, and yet despite this she had been on quite the journey, as she reported in to the god of dimensions. "Do tell the Bing fellow that I thank him for the...I suppose rather bumpy transport, but still transport nonetheless."

The demonic god snickered to himself. "Hey, I ain't his handler. You can thank him once he gets back with everyone else. Just don't let Nelson hear ya talk about it otherwise you won't hear the end of bein' in Bing's hole."

The girl with the coat rolled her eyes. "I suppose that is the case, is it not? Nevertheless, I am curious as to where we are exactly. After all, if we are to expect an influx of attendants, we ought to be sure we know of the logistics."

"Short answer: We're in Prism's dream right now."

"Prism's...dream? But I feel as if we have been here for days."

"She's a heavy sleeper." Crimson spoke briskly, but felt as if he wanted to say something else, opting not to after a moment.

"So then......what happens when she awakens?"

Crimson looked at the rest of the group loitering around within this technicolor arena. "I guess we'll have to wait and see. Who knows? Maybe she'll just keep on dreamin' and we can just...enjoy the time we have here." The words felt strange coming from Crimson's mouth, but there was a truth behind it. All things considered, he was having fun.

"But this is all a dream, is it not? A world of no consequence. A world of nihilism."

Crimson paused for a moment before he lowered his cap over his face. "I guess it's all what ya make of it...huh? You can say it's nothin' all ya want. But it still means somethin'. No matter what ya think. Now get outta here kid, I got a dimension to connect to"

END CUTSCENE

Alright gamers it's TOP 8 TIME!! Now every set is BEST OF 5!!!!!

Let's not waste any time

Loser's Round 5: Top 8

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Huh....what the hell's your story? You ain't in my wheelhouse, but something feels...wrong."

"..."

[53: Experiment 12965 vs Gary]

the Nelson image

Prince:

"homestuck"

Wonder:

"oh heya"

"Yo, Nelson"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Wonder:

"is this...larry?"

"You're not gonna believe the day I've had"

Mako:

"Whomst"

Bubbly:

"howdy!"

greenshi:

"Hi!"

Wonder:

"oh"

"Not quite"

Wonder:

"dani?"

Bubbly:

"oh dear?"

"It's me. Dani"

Wonder:

"AHA!"

Mako:

"DANI!!!"

Bubbly:

"DANI GIRL"

Epicsuperbat:

“YOOOO”

Janet:

"dani!! <3"

greenshi:

"DANIIIIII"

Bubbly:

"IM SO GLAD YOURE ALRIGHT"

Raven:

"DANIIIIIIII"

Brendle:

"HI :))))))"

Wonder:

"welcome back to the land of the unprism'd"

Mako:

"Long time no see, girl!"

chirp:

"Hey girl whats up we've missed you!!"

greenshi:

"WE MISSED YOU"

Brush:

"hewwo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Raven:

"WE'RE SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AS YOURSELF AGAIN"

Insider2000:

"DANI! HI!"

Janet:

"we saw your fight for freedom it was so cool"

"Yeah, sorry about the whole Prism deal. It's been...one hell of a day"

Wonder:

"you have no idea"

Mako:

"Hoo boy has it"

Raven:

"That's fair, in our reality it's been several months"

Wonder:

"over a year, i think"

"Oh damn, yeah that feels right"

Wonder:

"yeah."

"Like with how crazy it's been over here"

greenshi:

"How are you feeling, btw?"

Raven:

"Time is an illusion, etc etc the BMO song"

"Being away from Prism has been pretty nice"

"I'm more concerned with how this universe is doin"

Bubbly:

"bing has been helping out!"

Epicsuperbat:

“It’s doin”

Mako:

"Well it's not gonna be doin soon"

Wonder:

"bing's hole is doing wonders"

"Oh shit? Bing, huh?"

Raven:

"Danthony was really worried about you. Johannsen too."

Mako:

"Which is why we gotta get everyone into Bing's hole"

"Oh yeah he's got the Technique figured out, huh?"

Wonder:

"yep"

Mako:

"Yep!"

Janet:

"bing's been doing so well"

Raven:

"Hole"

"Ohhh yeah, I gotta stop by and say hey to Danthony"

Wonder:

"you should've seen the first time he did it"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

Mako:

"Actually now that you're here, maybe your hole too"

Wonder:

"he said 'WHAT'S UP GIRL WHO I THOUGHT WAS CUTE, I CHANGED MY MIND'"

Wonder:

"it was really cool"

"My hole?"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Wonder:

"it's your technique, right?"

Raven:

"Bc the portal is a hole"

Mako:

"I mean you can do the technique too, right?"

Bubbly:

"well you taught him right?"

"It's a technique I'd heard of, but I could never pull it off myself"

Wonder:

"...so your uncle didn't teach you that."

Wonder:

"interesting."

"Don't tell Bing I said that though"

Mako:

"Huh!"

Bubbly:

"our lips are sealed"

Raven:

"Oh wow!"

Janet:

"on a note other than how awesomely bing is doing, want us to send a message to johanssen that you broke free?"

Janet:

"we kinda have telepathic powers to crimson via the power of compliments now"

Janet:

"and they're in the same room so"

"Oh yeah sure thing! But for right now, I'm gonna be making sure that we're ready to move everyone once the big portal's ready"

Raven:

"Awesome, glad to have you helping with the evac"

Wonder:

"yeah, you might need to hurry"

Wonder:

"ned's slowly getting everyone who's eliminated one by one"

Janet:

"makes sense! oh remember to watch out for thend, been doing some heckery, larry and kitsune and disc can fill you in"

Wonder:

"so far it's been noinim and winston, but i'm sure you knew that already"

"Oh yeah I saw Prism physically recoil when The End appeared"

"I'm all for enemy of my enemy and whatnot, but that guy is pretty bad news"

Raven:

"She accidentally made a god of her own fears, so I guess they're like...her kid? Kinda?"

Wonder:

"i mean, they might as well be similar people"

Wonder:

"like a sona"

Wonder:

"an end-sona"

"Kind of? I mean that means he and Crimson are like....brothers? I dunno how god family trees work"

Janet:

"but hey, first any pronouns deity we've met, that's cool at least"

"I'm gonna go help out with evac. Anywhere you want me to take you guys?"

Wonder:

"not particularly"

Wonder:

"dealer's choice, i guess"

"Alright, we'll just see where things take ya then!"

Janet:

"maybe cousins? i don't think prism's his mum?"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"I do think it's amazin' how passion for life is what's keeping ya going. No idea how that works from like a science perspective but good on ya"

EXPERIMENT 12965 has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by THE END and GARY

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Well howdy there! For a kid like you, I hope I'm not to spooky"

"Not at all, lad, y'be lookin mighty familiar in an odd kinda way in fact"

[54: The End vs Jake Irish]

Janet:

"hey crimson dude we love you, you're doing a great job, and we have good news! dani's free of prismfluence!"

THANK YOU FOR THE HEADS UP

Wonder:

"wow, all caps now, he's very excited /j"

Raven:

"Oh, right! Crimson our belimson, please let Johannsen know Dani is okay, just tired!"

WILL DO

Round 1 complete! Report from the field!

"Now hold it just a moment. I know you. You're The End, aren't ya? Well y'seem like someone who can't be allowed a step further."

"Well golly, my reputation precedes m-"

"Meet your own end. Let it be now."

Round Two Complete. Report from the field!

"Golly Gee...you seem fired up for whatever reason"

"....I've seen you planting your eyes on your next target. I know what you did to Noinim. I know what you did to Winston. I can't let you take the experiment, too."

"Well gee, you think that's for you to decide?"

"It will be. Stay down"

the Nelson image

Janet:

"!"

Epicsuperbat:

“IRELAND”

"Hey, this is Danthony...I haven't ready Homestuck, so is that as badass as it sounded???"

Bubbly:

"IRELAND"

chirp:

"Howdy! Yes!"

Wonder:

"depends on who you ask"

ube:

"YES IT WAS"

Brush:

"he hasn't even read homestuck."

Mako:

"I DON'T KNOW EITHER BUT I BET IT IS"

Raven:

"It's MORE badass, Jake ENglish is nowhere NEAR as cool!"

Wonder:

"megalovania came from it, so... probably?"

Janet:

"jake can shoot giant hope lasers from his eyes under certain circumstances"

Epicsuperbat:

“Never read HS either, but Ireland!”

Brendle:

"I feel like even without context the one liner goes crazy"

"Well they're fighting like hell out there!!"

Etharia:

“No yeah I’m just surprised his speech style hasn’t become even more antiquated while he’s kicking the end’s ass”

Brush:

"technically megalovania came from an earthbound rom hack. which also fits here"

Wonder:

"oh yeah, one more thing"

Raven:

"HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH"

Wonder:

"i think if ned wins, you might need to keep an eye on the zombie"

"Looks like The End took a round, and it's 2-1 End's favor"

Wonder:

"pretty sure ned hates that guy"

"Huh? The Zombie?"

Wonder:

"the Experiment"

"I guess that makes sense"

"After all it's like...someone who is still alive past their end, right?"

Raven:

"Oh shit, we gotta evac the zombie child ASAP. The End doesn't take kindly to the Undead. What a racist, smh"

Wonder:

"exactly"

Bubbly:

"yeah"

Etharia:

“The end more like. The asshole.”

Etharia:

“Gottem”

Janet:

"yeah, thend doesn't much like loose ends i think, and the experiment is a big one"

Janet:

"anyway i hope jake's long history of fighting undead in homestuck is coming in handy here"

"....I...I don't know where the Experiment is...I'll go start looking"

Wonder:

"stay safe, man"

Raven:

"Thank you. We'll do what we can, too!"

Janet:

"good shout, they're a mysterious one"

"O-okay!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Get em in the hole”

"Uh oh"

Etharia:

“Uh oh?”

We have a report from the field!

Janet:

"D:"

Raven:

"Oh no"

Wonder:

"oh no..."

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh no”

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

"Well I gotta say, ya fought well, sport! But I've got a little something to go deal with"

JAKE IRISH has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by THE SWEEPMASTER and THE END

Wonder:

"DANTH"

Wonder:

"DOUBLE TIME"

Raven:

"JACOB BECQUEREL IRISH DON'T YOU DARE DIE"

Bubbly:

"NO"

Wonder:

"RIGHT NOW"

Bubbly:

"NONONONO"

Etharia:

“COME ON JAKE. DO THE HOPEY THING”

Mako:

"DANTH BOOK IT"

Janet:

"we believe in you jake!!"

Janet:

"and danth!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“RUN”

Raven:

"CODE RED, EXECUTE BING PROTOCOL"

"YEAH I KNOW IM BOOKING IT AS FAST AS I CAN!"

Wonder:

"ACCELERATLE THAT SHIT, MY GUY"

"I DONT KNOW WHERE HE IS THOUGH"

Etharia:

“JAKE GET UP YOU CAN STILL DO THIS”

"....Wait.....I know who will know though"

"Be right back!!!!"

END NELSON EVENT

the Nelson image

A LIVE FEED HAS BEGUN

[the video feed is lost media unfortunately, will include unquoted Nelson text and timestamps during the fight for context clues]

[Danthony is facing down The End in character select]

Terry:

“Hallo”

Wonder:

"round 2, huh?"

"I can't let you do this."

Brendle:

"WAIT HUH???"

ube:

"UH OH"

"......Oh but I think you can....unless you wanna take the experiment's place, of course"

Raven:

"Danthony, don't be reckless! You have to get home to Corn!"

J0rt:

"DATH!!!! KILL HIM!!!!!"

Wonder:

"HEY, WE'RE HERE TOO!"

Mako:

"DANTH, BEAT THEY ASS"

"You.....you can't do that. It isn't my time yet."

ube:

"LET US FIGHT!"

"Well then ya better fight like hell....especially with such a disadvantage"

"What the hell do you mean disadvantage?"

Janet:

"we won't make you fight alone if it comes to it!"

Epicsuperbat:

“We can still fight!”

"We aren't in tournament Danthony. How would ya like a bit of deja vu?"

[Danthony gets set to level 6 (again)]

Wonder:

"AW, THIS ISN'T FAIR"

"Are you.......shitting me?"

Bubbly:

“THATS NOT FAIR”

ube:

"NONONONO"

Epicsuperbat:

“NO FUCK OFF”

Mako:

"WHAT THE SHIT"

J0rt:

"THAT'S THE SAME SHIT PRISM DID FUCK OFF"

Bubbly:

“FUCK OFFFFF”

Raven:

"LISTEN HERE YOU NED FLANDERS SON OF A FUCK, I WAS WILLING TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE BUT NO MORE. WE WON'T LET YOU HURT OUR FRIENDS"

Wonder:

"NED, YOU'RE A HACK"

J0rt:

"NOT EVEN ORIGINAL"

Etharia:

RIGHT

"What the.....whats goin on in your pocket, Dantho....oh, of course"

[the Nelson gets added to the character select, and the fight begins at 41 minutes 32 seconds past the hour]

Etharia:

YEAHHHH [0:07]

Bubbly:

“KILL” [0:12]

J0rt:

"BITE BITE BITE KILL KILL KILL" [0:13]

Wonder:

"NELSON, LAUNCHING!" [0:13]

ube:

"YES" [0:14]

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK YOU NED” [0:18]

Etharia:

ACTIVATING NELSON [0:23]

Brendle:

"MURDER" [0:23]

Wonder:

"NED, YOU'RE JUST AS UNCREATIVE AS PRISM!!" [0:25]

Mako:

"WE AIN'T LETTING YOU WIN THAT EASILY, BITCH" [0:26]

Brush:

"GET XE ASS" [0:30]

Brendle:

"LET'S HIT EM WITH MY LARGE HAMMER" [0:38]

Raven:

"WE BEAT UP UR MOM, SHITLIPS" [0:38]

Wonder:

OH WE WENT FOR THE SPIKE [1:01]

Bubbly:

Oh come on internet be nice to me [1:24]

Raven:

We believe in you Danthony!!! [1:37]

Wonder:

OH NO [1:39]

Mako:

"SHIT" [1:41]

Epicsuperbat:

NO [1:42]

Janet:

"nooo danth down a stock" [1:44]

ube:

"DANTH NO" [1:47]

Mako:

"WE GOT A STOCK DOWN ON END!" [1:53]

Wonder:

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER, YOU FOOTSTOOLED DANTHONY" [1:55]

Raven:

"DANTOINETTE COME GET YA BROTHER" [1:59]

Etharia:

YEAHHH [2:22]

Epicsuperbat:

YEAH [2:23]

Wonder:

"GET SPIKED, NERD" [2:23]

Mako:

"YEAAAAAAAA BITCH" [2:25]

Brendle:

"YO WE'RE KINDA SCHNASTY" [2:26]

Janet:

"thend is down to one stock, nearly there!" [2:51]

Mako:

"OUGH" [2:55]

Wonder:

awww... no three stock [2:56]

Wonder:

oh well [2:58]

ube:

"WE CAN DO IT!!!!" [3:02]

Mako:

"JOSTLED US" [3:03]

Janet:

"danth too… two stock lead still!" [3:21]

Raven:

"WE BEAT YOU ONCE, END, WE CAN DO IT AGAIN" [3:23]

Brendle:

"Perish." [3:38]

[the Nelson takes the End's last stock with a side smash, with Danthony still at 1 stock while the Nelson is at 2]

Epicsuperbat:

YEAHHHH

Wonder:

"The law of the victory...has been set!"

Janet:

"yeah!!!!"

Mako:

"YEAAAAAAAAA BABY"

J0rt:

"YEAHHHHHHH FUCK YOU!!!!"

Brush:

"YEAHHHHHHH"

ube:

"GET FUCKED NED"

Epicsuperbat:

“NELSON WIN”

chirp:

"GET GOT"

Bubbly:

“LETS GOOOOOO”

Mako:

"EAT SHIT"

Brendle:

"We never used the hammer tho, 3 out of 10"

Raven:

"THE CHILD IS UNDER OUR PROTECTION"

Lime:

"NESLON MOMENT"

".......so didja have fun there Danthony?"

Etharia:

“HEY THE END. IT’S TIME TO FACE JUSTICE.” crossing my fingers this’ll work

"....what do you....?"

"Cuz remember......I'm kind of a god. So I had a blast, but you look tuckered out, so....bye bye"

[the End disappears from character select]

Brendle:

"Wuh oh"

"Wh....what???? After him!!!"

Mako:

"Huh"

Wonder:

"OH FUCK."

Epicsuperbat:

“What is a god to a Dan”

"He's....getting away!"

Brendle:

"Sore loser. L plus ratio. Lol. Lmao. Eat shit dingdong"

Janet:

"uhh can we carry danth?"

Raven:

"YEET US AT HIM"

Janet:

"could we shout for dani?"

Etharia:

“THROW US”

Janet:

"projectile weapon!"

"Oh no...."

[character select switches perspective, to the End and Experiment 12965]

Mako:

"Eh?"

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

Wonder:

"DANTHONY, THROW US, RIGHT NOW"

Raven:

"CHILD, RUN"

ube:

"NO THE CHILD"

Epicsuperbat:

“GET AWAY FROM THEM!”

Mako:

"EXPERIMENT GET OUTTA THERE BUD"

Bubbly:

“NONONONO”

"Well hello hello there little buddy"

"...."

Brendle:

"Well this bodes poorly"

Etharia:

“COME ON. JUSTICEJUSTICEJUSTICE JUSTICEJUSTICEJUSTICE”

Prince:

"HEY."

J0rt:

"YOU WILL NOT HARM THIS CHILD"

Janet:

"justiiiice!"

Prince:

"sorry I'm late let's fuck this guy up"

"Normally I just do a lil snap and get things over with, but I've been through hell in a handbasket to get here, so I think I'll just use my sword"

Raven:

"JUSTICE, CRIMSON, DANI, SOMEBODY HELP US"

"A lot more personal"

Lime:

"PLEASE"

"Bye Bye"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jake Irish rushes between the End and Experiment 12965]

Etharia:

“CRIMSON YOU’RE VERY COOL AND WE WOULD APPRECIATE TOUR ASSISTANCE.”

Wonder:

"JAKE?!"

Mako:

"JAKE!!!!"

J0rt:

"JAKE???"

Prince:

"JAKE LET'S GO"

ube:

"JAKE!!!!!!"

Etharia:

WAIT YES TNE HOPEY THING. IT WORKED.

Janet:

"jake!!!"

Prince:

"HOPE BLAST"

"JAKE???"

Epicsuperbat:

“IRELAND”

Raven:

"BY THE POWER OF IRELAND, THOU SHALL NOT KILL"

Bubbly:

"LETS GOOOOOO"

"Oh my god....he.....he stabbed Jake...."

[Jake Irish is removed from the character select screen]

Wonder:

"OH NO."

Prince:

"NO..."

Brendle:

"huh???? A Silly Little Fella??? In this economy?"

J0rt:

"JAKE NO"

Bubbly:

"OH SHIT"

Mako:

"HUH"

Bubbly:

"NO"

A Homestuck death clock, indicating that Jake died heroically (and so by Homestuck rules, will not revive).

Mako:

"NO"

Etharia:

“[S] Jake: Ascend.”

Prince:

"wait this counts as a heroic death"

Prince:

"lmao"

J0rt:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Prince:

"fuck dude"

Bubbly:

"WHAT"

Raven:

"Oof, not the first time that's happened to him"

ube:

"NOOOOOOOO"

Brendle:

"Oh shit jesus christ"

Janet:

"jake we believe in you! survive this!!"

Mako:

"I DON'T KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT HOMESTUCK TO KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS"

J0rt:

"oh it's. (homestuck) the same thing he did in [s] game over huh"

"Get.....the hell.......out.......now......."

Janet:

"died heroically, so didn't revive…"

"..........well I think ending one person's enough for right now. Just let your little friend know that....he's next"

Janet:

"im accepting the breath symbol for jake irish as canon btw"

Bubbly:

"FUCK OFFFF"

Janet:

"hm… dream bubbles…"

ube:

"fuck."

END NELSON EVENT

Well that was fucked up!

Onto the next match then!

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So you're like....every plant? Even the ones my mom grows in the backyard?"

"Oh and you're every gold, like every weddin' ring? Honestly, have some tact with your questions"

[55: Midas vs The Great Root]

the Nelson image

Wonder:

"hey"

"Yo did something just happen???"

Wonder:

"...jake"

Lime:

"guh"

Raven:

"So much just happened"

Wonder:

"jake died."

vivi/vince:

“oh did it”

Bubbly:

"um."

J0rt:

"JAKE GOT ENDED"

chirp:

"Howdy. Jake is dead."

Epicsuperbat:

“Ireland is gone”

"Oh shit! J0hn's not gonna like that"

Janet:

"jake got ended defending the experiment"

J0rt:

"NO HE WON'T"

Wonder:

"he sacrificed himself so the Experiment could live"

Janet:

"specifically, stabbed heroically"

J0rt:

"TELL J0HN I'M SORRY"

Raven:

"Jake died saving The Experiment, we need to get that kid evacuated ASAP"

"Seriously though, that's three people that have been ended in this tournament alone"

J0rt:

"also hi who is this? larry?"

Wonder:

"more if we don't hurry"

J0rt:

"we can't See"

"Yeah this is Larry"

Etharia:

“Also. While you’re out there, keep an eye out for any suspiciously bed-shaped slabs of stone. It’s probably not gonna happen but if it did it would be incredibly funny.”

Raven:

"The End promised that if he wins the whole thing he's gonna End the entirety of CPUK"

Janet:

"i feel like if jake's death came down to homestuck rules though he might have a ghost somewhere rather than permanent death, anyone got a magic ring for him?"

Etharia:

“Yeah no the end is fucked up”

J0rt:

"uhhh just so ya know everyone who's out of the tournament is in danger so. that does include you and j0hn i believe"

Etharia:

“We’re already in a dream, right? So how would that even work?”

"Shit...this whole universe is messed up"

Bubbly:

"were trying to get everyone out"

Raven:

"For real"

"Not only is the universe itself falling apart, but we got this character wreaking havoc"

J0rt:

"yeah that's what happens when someone who isn't the god of dimensions tries to make a dimension"

Bubbly:

"well. everyone who Exists"

"What's confusing me is.....why is Prism doing this?"

Janet:

"doing is not the right word, i think"

J0rt:

"like i don't really care about noinim or winston but. Jake :("

Raven:

"She wants to put off the end of CPUK as a story"

Janet:

"i think she initiated it and it's running its own course"

Lime:

"accident i think?"

Etharia:

“I don’t… think she is. I think it’s more accurate to say this is something happening to her.”

vivi/vince:

“unresolved personal issues i think”

J0rt:

"The End at least is something she definitely Doesn't want to exist"

Wonder:

"yeah, prism didn't do this intentionally"

"Yeah, but she can rewrite reality, can't she? Or even if that power is put back, she doesn't seem to be doing anything to change it"

Janet:

"she kinda got bonfired creating this universe"

Etharia:

“Wait fuck I figured it out. the end is her shadow.

chirp:

"To feed spectrum, to some extent. To face her fear."

J0rt:

"Hm. well she managed to stop The End once i think"

Janet:

"she's a god, she survived, but she's Wounded"

"And do what? :) I'm sorry, but I can't fight off this threat :)"

Raven:

"YOU"

J0rt:

"OH FUCK"

Prince:

"hi worstie"

"Fuck you mean you can't"

Mako:

"Oh. Hello."

Wonder:

"prism, you weenie bitch, get out here"

Bubbly:

"HEY."

J0rt:

"FUCK YOU MEAN NUH UH"

Janet:

"oh prism you've recovered enough to be doing this, then?"

Insider2000:

"Hiya, Prism."

"The End was made from me. I'm powerless to stop him :)"

Etharia:

“Oh, hey prism. I understand if you’re not strong enough to directly fight off the end, but we would appreciate if you’d at least help us out with the evacuation efforts.”

Epicsuperbat:

“🚙🔋”

"Ohhhhh I get it"

"You're a fucking coward"

J0rt:

"is prism there in real life or is she. speaking through you???"

Bubbly:

"GET HER ASS"

Janet:

"you're not powerless, you can still help others even if you can't fight directly"

"Jake's blood is on your hands"

Raven:

"Yeah, they're your fears made manifest. Congrats on motherhood."

J0rt:

"also GET HER ASS"

"I'm hanging up. I don't want to even chance interaction with you"

END NELSON EVENT

Janet:

anyway if jake's death clock was a breath death clock, i think that has Implications

Janet:

did jake irish have a different classpect?

The death clock was taken from google images so probably the wrong clock

Janet:

i figured but i am running with it

Prince:

yeah

Prince:

this is why winston was edited onto (homestuck) Aranea's death image btw

Janet:

i don't think it'll be easy to find an image of, given it's not in the comic

Yeah I just forgor that detail since I was hunting for a pic to use

Also

We have a report from the field!

"I didn't mean anything by the question, I just think the fact you're a hivemind is super cool!"

THE GREAT ROOT has been knocked into the loser's bracket by MIDAS

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"So I've seen Morbius...do you know what the deal was with that Have Sex Scene"

"Holy fucking shit you actually saw Morbius?????"

[56: The Sweepmaster vs Danthony]

Janet:

the what

Mako:

Girl what

[youtube link: "milo from morbius dancing his morbussy off"]

Prince:

his what off.

you can read

Prince:

i wish i couldn't.

Brendle:

morbussy

Insider2000:

pulls out a megaphone M O R B U S S Y

Someone in a chair, wearing a suit, sunglasses, and a white wig, speaking into a microphone.

J0rt:

You know who would've seen morbius.

J0rt:

jake irish

Epicsuperbat:

Too soon

J0rt:

(canonically loves bad movies)

Brendle:

rip in pepperussy :pensiveclown:

Raven:

Nah, not enough Blue Women

J0rt:

I'M GRIEVING

Prince:

I AM TOO

Wonder:

well, he couldn't. matt smith is british, therefore he couldn't be in morbius because he got wiped out

Prince:

please. let him live.

vivi/vince:

maybe rethink saying that word in this channel

Prince:

please... jake irish

Brendle:

WAIT

vivi/vince:

gave me some bad implications

Brendle:

SHIT

Brendle:

UNINTENTIONAL

J0rt:

brendle...............

Janet:

brendle

Brendle:

I MEANT LIKE. PEPPERONI

vivi/vince:

brendle

Brendle:

STOP. HELP.

Janet:

too late

Prince:

brendle i think god should kill you

Janet:

face the consequences

Brendle:

HE'S TRIED, IT STILL HASN'T STUCK

Lime:

brendle "wrong prefix for -ussy" incident in Majestic Kerfuffle at least three dead (unrelated)

chirp:

I feel like we're collectively overlooking the fact that danthony apparently actually watched morbius. Whyd he do that.

Dani put it on as a joke and then fell asleep quickly after

also Monkey Watch emoji

Bubbly:

Monkey Watch emoji

Janet:

Monkey Watch emoji

Wonder:

Monkey Watch emoji

Raven:

Nelson Watch emoji

Epicsuperbat:

Monkey Watch emoji

vivi/vince:

Monkey Watch emoji

Lime:

Morbius Watch emoji

Insider2000:

Monkey Watch emoji

Moss:

Morbius Watch emoji

Wonder:

Morbius Watch emoji

vivi/vince:

Morbius Watch emoji

Mako:

Monkey Watch emoji

J0rt:

Morbius Watch emoji

Prince:

Morbius Watch emoji

chirp:

sweepmaster in top 8 is still so. Its so. im just speechless how did we get here

golden spiral wishes he could

ROUND FIVE

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi"

Wonder:

"yo"

J0rt:

"hey! uh who's this"

Mako:

"Heyo"

"Yooo I heard JackSepticEye fucking DIED"

vivi/vince:

“yello”

Mako:

"Huh"

Wonder:

"thanks."

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey”

Bubbly:

"yeah.."

J0rt:

"not quite"

Lime:

"erm. half right"

J0rt:

"close"

vivi/vince:

“close enough ig”

Epicsuperbat:

“Too soon”

"Also hey its me Disc whats up"

Janet:

":c"

Wonder:

"hey..."

Brendle:

"lol. lmao, even."

Mako:

"Hiya Disc"

"Anyway, quiiiiick question, any updates on that whole portal thing?"

Janet:

"uhh so thend has more prism powers than previously known"

Wonder:

"uhh..."

"Just because I may be holding a shard of the universe right now"

Wonder:

"nothing new, i don't-"

Brendle:

"very much in poor taste, but. someone has to stay in good humor about this sorta thing"

Janet:

"uhh!"

Wonder:

"what."

Epicsuperbat:

“Bing’s hole”

Brendle:

"wuh oh"

Bubbly:

"um."

chirp:

"A what now."

vivi/vince:

“say that again”

Mako:

"What"

Janet:

"where did you find that"

Epicsuperbat:

“A what”

Etharia:

“What?”

Lime:

"whered you get this"

"Yeah, a hole just kinda broke off. It was chillin on the ground"

Janet:

"that sounds bad"

Wonder:

"???????????"

Mako:

"Wuh oh!"

"Yeah probably"

Etharia:

“Like. Chicken little the sky is falling style? Describe it.”

Epicsuperbat:

“Uhh”

Wonder:

"...oh"

Moss:

"Ruh ro"

Mako:

"That's a bad kind of hole!"

Janet:

"we have no updates on hole business, just that the other side seems stable"

Wonder:

"dream's falling apart"

"Yeah, pretty much exactly like that"

Insider2000:

"This is what happens when people don't properly take care of holes."

Wonder:

"that's what the shard is for"

Etharia:

“What’s uh. What’s in the place where it was before?

Wonder:

"didn't think it'd be so literal"

chirp:

"The good news is crimson has stuff stabilized on their end so Big Portal shouldnt be too far off?"

Janet:

"how sharp is the shard? could you make it into the coolest knife ever?"

"Looks like just a big hole in the sky. Almost like a black hole. Not really suckin anything in though so that's....good?"

"Ohhhh shit that's a good idea!"

Wonder:

"bad"

Bubbly:

"oh dear?"

Wonder:

"definitely bad"

"Brb making a sick blade outta this thing!"

Wonder:

"the hole, i mean"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"Okay but seriously though, did Matt Smith pick the song himself?"

THE SWEEPMASTER has been knocked into the loser's bracket by DANTHONY

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"I know you keep blabbin' on about how you're the end of all things....well honey...why don't ya test that out...cuz I am all things"

"Don't mind if I do, sport"

[57: The Great Root vs The End]

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"Hey"

"Nelson?"

Moss:

"Ye"

Mako:

"Hey"

chirp:

"Heya!"

Janet:

"that's us"

Bubbly:

"huh"

"I'm almost afraid to ask but...what is Disc doing?"

Raven:

"Hi!"

Bubbly:

"well."

Janet:

"knife"

Moss:

"Makong a knife"

Epicsuperbat:

“Knife”

J0rt:

"GOOD QUESTION"

Raven:

"Making a new toy"

Mako:

"Making a knife out of a shard of this universe"

Moss:

"Out of the universe"

Etharia:

"Fashioning a knife out of a shard of the universe."

"A....shard of this universe?"

Mako:

"Cause it fell out of the sky Chicken Little style"

Moss:

"Yeah"

Janet:

"yeah she found it"

Raven:

"Ever read Chicken Little"

Wonder:

"yeah, it's falling apart and now there's an evil hole"

Wonder:

"also hi, kitsune..."

Insider2000:

"Ever heard of The March of Ides?"

Mako:

"So we gotta get outta here quick"

vivi/vince:

“ever seen the 2005 disney animated film chicken little”

"Concerning. We ought to get a move on with our efforts to abandon ship"

Wonder:

"yeah."

Mako:

"Yep"

".....yeah"

Raven:

"ESPECIALLY The Experiment"

Janet:

"definitely"

Wonder:

"you uhh...heard what happened to jake, right?"

Etharia:

"the knife should probably help fight the end. I feel like it should."

Raven:

"Jake died saving him"

"Experiment? Oh! I did hear of what was going on there"

"Dear god"

Janet:

"got in the way of thend's stabbin' sword"

Raven:

"Just like in Homestuck"

Wonder:

"we really tried to save 'em both..."

"He's even more unstable than I first thought"

"I'm certain that you did. I'm sorry that you've had to experience this....you have my sympathies"

Wonder:

"i mean... mourning and sulking around's gonna get us nowhere"

Etharia:

"Thank you."

Janet:

"any of you got any lifey or dreamscapey powers to revive him?"

"I've been speaking with Ludwig. Once the tournament is over, we'll all gather on the battlefield, assuming that's the most likely place that the portal will appear"

Wonder:

"...i mean, nothing's getting us moving, but you know what i mean."

Wonder:

"but yeah... thanks, man"

Janet:

"that… might be the last possible moment, make sure everyone's ready"

Wonder:

"yeah, cutting it close on that one"

"Of course. I'll be certain t-GAH!!!"

Raven:

"Crimson is still tracking down the route to come get us all, but it should go faster now that they've stablized the damage Prism did exiting that dimension to come here"

Janet:

"uh!?"

Moss:

"HWA HELLO?"

Wonder:

"KITSUNE?!"

"My....my foot just sank into the floor"

Janet:

"ah"

Bubbly:

"oh dear."

Moss:

"Uh oh"

Raven:

"CLIPPING"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh”

Wonder:

"OH IT'S HAPPENING FASTER THAN WE THOUGHT"

"That does not bode well"

chirp:

"wuh oh."

Janet:

"it Does Not"

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

ROUND FIVE

Raven:

"Beware missing textures"

Mako:

"GET TO BING"

"I'll gather everyone"

"I'll give you to someone else who can help"

Wonder:

"just... watch out for ned"

"Tell them everything"

Bubbly:

"we better hurry"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"Well I'm not so sure why you're so confident. You're every plant in this universe, right? I don't have very good news about that"

THE GREAT ROOT has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by MIDAS and THE END

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Jesus Christ! I think I just saw an entire piece of ground glitch in and out of existence and all you can think about is some movie???"

"To be fair, it's one hell of a movie"

[58: The Sweepmaster vs Gary]

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!"

"Yo, Folk speaking, whats up?"

Epicsuperbat:

“Morbius”

Mako:

"Shit's going down"

Moss:

"alot of things"

Janet:

"we were told to tell you everything, so big update"

"Bring it"

Terry:

SWEEP

Mako:

"Universe is falling apart and we need everyone else in the stadium ASAP"

Raven:

"Jake Irish died to save The Experiment"

"Got it"

"Oh god"

Janet:

"thend tried to kill the experiment, jake sacrificed himself to stop it, the sky is falling to pieces, physical shards of spacetime exist and disc is turning one into a knife"

Wonder:

"we need to hurry"

"I'm sure Disc with a shard of the universe knife won't backfire"

Raven:

"Oh and collision detection is glitching out, watch your step"

Wonder:

"i mean, we got dani back thanks to her"

Wonder:

"and pep"

Janet:

"notably, jake got stabbed not deleted, might be a different deal to usual? and it turns out thend has prism's real flashback powers"

Lime:

"do you think you could talk to prism about confronting your fears and self doubt"

Epicsuperbat:

“Peppermint ❤️”

Lime:

"as a therapist"

Wonder:

"prism split from dani so that she could have a fair fight in, honestly speaking, a pretty silly move on her part"

"I dunno where she is, but if I see her I guess I can try. Is she scared of that Thend guy?"

Wonder:

"very"

Janet:

"and yeah prism's shown up in people's voices again, is kinda terrified of facing thend"

"Makes sense she would make mistakes in a panic"

Wonder:

"she think she'd be a failure if everything ends"

Mako:

"Whole reason xey exist"

Janet:

"yeah, literally facing her demons"

chirp:

"Very. Hes a manifestation of her fear."

Raven:

"The End IS her fears, come to life"

"Wow....I thought that was, like, metaphorical"

Janet:

"nope! literal! snakey fella"

Wonder:

"she spoke through larry one time, and that's the most we've gotten to talk directly to her"

Janet:

"oh also the other world seems stable"

"Is she usually more chatty?"

Wonder:

"yeah"

Raven:

"The End is very keen on committing matricide"

Janet:

"way more"

Wonder:

"prism, i mean"

"Hm...seems like this Thend deal is rattling her up quite a bit"

Wonder:

"usually, she'd replace your words and say something like 'i'm very terrified and none of you understand :)'"

Wonder:

"well, if we had to guess"

Janet:

"also she probably expended a lot of energy making this universe"

Wonder:

"not that i'm trying to make fun of her for being afraid but"

"Of course, I get what you mean."

Wonder:

"we risked our lives twice just to protect others"

J0rt:

"she might be keeping quiet after Larry fucking got her ass, too"

Epicsuperbat:

“Nah, make fun of her. She deserves it”

"Well, as much as I'd love to keep on armchair psychologisting a goddess of reality, I do have to help out with this whole evac thing"

Wonder:

"fair point"

J0rt:

"Yeah, please do!!"

Wonder:

"just...focus on the eliminated guys"

"Thanks for the heads up. If I see her, I'll see what I can do"

Wonder:

"ned's probably going to be on a killing spree soon..."

"To be fair, most of us are eliminated"

Janet:

"alright, got the dani news, the thend news, the reality news, the jake news, i think that's it!"

Wonder:

"...right. forgot."

"We'll see what we can do to prioritize the experiment since he seems to be the one The End is targeting"

Raven:

"Not even Cobalt was this anti-Undead"

Wonder:

"could just be trying to be sneaky, too..."

Janet:

"good luck with… all this"

Lime:

"thankies <3"

Wonder:

"stay safe"

Wonder:

"everyone's waiting for you guys now that it's stable"

"Thanks. Good luck to you all with your endeavors. I dunno where you'd be best at the moment, but I know you all have the ability to fight, so....well.....I'll find a good spot for ya"

Janet:

"we can eat and fight now"

"Godspeed, Nelson"

Wonder:

"godspeed, folk."

Epicsuperbat:

“Godspeed”

chirp:

"We're a very talented paperweight!"

END NELSON EVENT

Brendle:

ok so shit has been Happening and tbh I haven't been around for a fair bit of Majestic Kerfuffle, would there be a good Summary of the stuff that's went down so I can keep track of it all? it's chill if no but my brain is busted rn and I could use all the help I can get lol

Janet:

no summary rn, just archive

Janet:

which is up-to-date to the end of last session, aside from video feeds which are pending

(Sorry been meaning to get you that)

Janet:

currently working on this session

Janet:

(it's fine i get it)

(ALSO I FORGOT TO RECORD THE LAST VIDEO MY B)

Janet:

(ah.)

(I'll be sure to record the other ones tho, but at least you dont have to relive the death of Jake)

Raven:

(I remember Danth got footstooled)

Janet:

(it's fine, archive's like that for older fights too, a shame though)

(yeah thats my b)

Brush:

details that stood out to me from that fight: danth was lvl 6, thend was finished off by us, also danth was at 1 stock at the end while nelson was at 2

Wonder:

and we ended it with a side-smash

Mako:

After Thend took that stock off of Danth I believe we took a stock off of her immediately after

We have a report from the field!

"Doesn't matter whats goin down, sweeps gonna sweep!"

GARY has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by MIDAS and THE SWEEPMASTER

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hey there sport, quick question. Do ya know how Morbius ends?"

"Ha! Nice try! Everyone knows I haven't seen it!"

[59 (Loser's Semifinals): The Sweepmaster vs The End]

Sweepmaster in Top 4 is astounding to me

The fact Sweepmaster almost beat Danthony is fucking me up too

Prince:

NEVER STOP BELIEVING IN THE POWER OF SWEEPMASTER

Terry:

NOBODY EXPECTS THE TERRY RICHTER

Prince:

this is a certified thriller moment!!

Terry:

Certified Thriller moment

Prince:

(context for those who aren't in gaiden, thriller is a richter who has swept tournaments before)

Terry:

“Hey everyone, it’s me, Thriller! I’m here to say to support the good friend of my best buddy, Octor Icheal Orbius, John Sweepington”

"Hey there everybody! This is Sweepmaster. From Sweeps!"

the Nelson image

Moss:

"Hi"

"Hey guys, it's me, Bing!"

Janet:

"hi!"

chirp:

"Howdy!"

Raven:

"BING!!"

Bubbly:

"BING"

Mako:

"Yo! Status?"

Moss:

"hows it going?"

ube:

"bing!!!"

"Two questions!"

Wonder:

"BING PLEASE TELL US YOU'RE ALMOST DONE"

Moss:

"Yeah!"

Moss:

"Wassup"

Raven:

"Sure bud, shoot"

"One, whats that cool looking sword that Disc's got now? It's all glowy"

Wonder:

"piece of this universe"

Moss:

"The universe"

Mako:

"Shard of the universe"

Janet:

"shard of reality she found"

Bubbly:

"oh yknow"

Epicsuperbat:

“Reality”

Wonder:

"it's falling apart now"

Raven:

"She made it out of a shard of this reality"

"What the fuck? That's badass"

ube:

"the universe knife, we've all seen it"

Janet:

"yeah!"

Raven:

"RIGHT?!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hell yeah it is”

Wonder:

"maybe she made it to impress you /j"

"Okay, uhhh second thing. Technique's almost ready to roll"

Bubbly:

"oh good"

"Who do we want to send back?"

Mako:

"Great!"

Wonder:

"experiment"

Moss:

"Expirament"

Wonder:

"right the fuck now"

Janet:

"experiment was already targeted, best bet probably"

Moss:

"Now please"

Mako:

"EXPERIMENT ASAP"

Bubbly:

"get them the fuck out"

Lime:

"12965 please"

Epicsuperbat:

“Send Zombie through Hole”

Raven:

"The Experiment almost got killed, he needs to be priority"

Mako:

"THEND REALLY WANTS TO KILL THEM"

"Okay, looks like there's no need for a vote here"

Janet:

"… but gary also needs it oh no"

Lime:

"unrelated question, Bing what would you do if you got knocked down?"

Janet:

"uhh we'll guard gary"

"I'll go find him real quick"

Janet:

"you save experiment"

"And to answer that question. I get back up again"

Wonder:

"can we even roll in this thing...?"

Moss:

"God speed"

Bubbly:

"YEAHHHH"

Janet:

"heck yeah!"

"Alright, I'll go find Experiment"

Mako:

"Yell heah"

Moss:

"YEAHHH"

Raven:

"FUCK YEAH"

Prince:

"FUCK YEAH"

Lime:

"yeaaah!!!"

chirp:

"GODSPEED KING."

"Be right back"

Mako:

"You got this!"

Wonder:

"stay safe..."

Mako:

"Codspeed!"

END NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"SWEEEEEEEEEE- Hey, where are you going?"

THE END has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by DANTHONY and THE SWEEPMASTER

the Nelson image

Moss:

"HI"

Wonder:

"WHO'S THIS?!"

Prince:

"Get swept!"

Janet:

"hi!"

Raven:

"EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK"

Mako:

"THEND GOT ELIMINATED LET'S GO"

THE LIVE FEED HAS BEEN TURNED ON

The Experiment and Bing are in the character select screen.

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

Brendle:

"Sweepmaster is the perfect nemesis for The End because his sweep is eternal"

"Alright guys, I found him. I dunno why you like this one so much"

"But I'm ready to roll"

Brush:

make sure you're recording..........................................

I am this time dw

Mako:

"It's a bit of that and also Thend hates him a lot"

Wonder:

"NED'S TARGETING THEM, THEY'RE ON HIS SHITLIST"

Raven:

"He's an innocent kid who didn't want to die"

"Alright, lemme get this technique rolling"

Janet:

"im so glad we get to see it live, this rules"

Epicsuperbat:

“Hole”

Mako:

"I Binglieve in you"

Janet:

"hole o'clock"

A green and yellow vortex.

"Alright, now let's-"

The End has appeared.

Epicsuperbat:

“HOLE”

ube:

"hole!"

Raven:

"QUICK QUICK QUICK"

Mako:

"Wuh oh"

Wonder:

"BING LOOK OUT"

Mako:

"Shit"

J0rt:

"NO FUCK YOU NED. GO AWAY"

ube:

"OH YOU BITCH"

Epicsuperbat:

“KILL”

J0rt:

"YOU LOST BITCH"

Janet:

"sod off ned"

Epicsuperbat:

“KILL NED”

Mako:

"ACTIVATE FIGHT MODE"

Bubbly:

“FUCK OFFFF”

"Oh, so you're that The End guy everyone's been talking about"

"Oh! That's a nice portal you've got there! Is that how people have been escaping?"

Lime:

"well try to fight him off just GO please"

"What's it to you?"

Wonder:

"BING, THROW US AT HIM"

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK OFF NED”

"Zombie dude! Get outta here!!!"

Bubbly:

“THANK GOD”

EXPERIMENT 12965 HAS ESCAPED

The Experiment has disappeared.

Raven:

"CHILD SAVED"

Janet:

"okay step one done"

Brush:

"SAFE"

Epicsuperbat:

“WOOOO”

ube:

"thank fuck"

Janet:

"now for the followthrough"

Raven:

"Now close the Hole so Ned can't go in!"

Mako:

"Alright, good"

"............you're makin me a little mad there, Bing"

Janet:

"good"

Brendle:

"ok so we do know this dweeblet can Thanos snap people from existence right? this can't be good"

J0rt:

"GOOD. STAY MAD"

Wonder:

"EAT A DICK"

Prince:

"die mad"

Mako:

"As if we give a shit"

"Yeah???? And just what in the hell are you gonna d-"

Bing has disappeared.

Bubbly:

UH

J0rt:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bubbly:

"UH"

Epicsuperbat:

“SUCK MY DICK NED”

Moss:

WHA

Mako:

"WAH"

Brendle:

"Yeah. yeah."

Bubbly:

"WHAT."

Mako:

"BING!!!!"

Raven:

"WHERE"

Wonder:

"..."

Terry:

NO

chirp:

"H."

Prince:

"DAMN."

Janet:

"i still binglieve in bing!"

ube:

"BING"

Lime:

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM"

Bubbly:

"YOU."

Epicsuperbat:

“WHAT THE FUCK”

Prince:

"WHAT DID YOU DO."

Mako:

"THEND WHAT THE SHIT DID YOU DO"

"Well that's one problem I don't hafta think about anymore"

Wonder:

"...YOU'RE NEXT."

Raven:

"HE CAN'T BE DEAD, HE'S TOO PLOT IMPORTANT"

ube:

"LET ME ATTEM"

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK YOU”

"YOU BITCH!!!"

Disc has appeared.

Bubbly:

"DISC"

Terry:

KILL END

Mako:

"DISC!!!!"

Terry:

KILL NES

Prince:

"Alright, we're gonna twist this guy's head all the way around. until it pops off "

Epicsuperbat:

“DISC!”

J0rt:

"DISC GET HIS ASS!!!!!!"

Bubbly:

"KILL"

Mako:

"KILL HIM!!!"

ube:

"DISC KILL"

Prince:

"slay him. violently"

Epicsuperbat:

“WITH HER COOL KNIFE”

"Oh yeah, I remem-"

"FUCK YOU!"

Janet:

"cut bing's soul out of him!"

Mako:

"GET XEY ASS"

Bubbly:

"GET HIS ASS"

Brendle:

"YOOOOOO"

Raven:

"ATTACK AND DETHRONE THIS GOD"

Lime:

"PLEASE"

Mako:

"LET'S JOSTLE THIS BITCH UP"

Terry:

DESTROY

Prince:

"LET'S RIP THIS FUCK ASUNDER"

J0rt:

oh fitting music in one of these for once lol

Brendle:

"like there's no way this goes well, but. Hype"

Prince:

i am so distraught.

Epicsuperbat:

ONE TWO OATMEAL

Mako:

"I believe in her"

Raven:

BING CAN'T BE DEAD

Prince:

i can't see shit. but i am so fucking distraught chat

J0rt:

haha yeah this. is a lucina vs a sephiroth :thezuki:

Janet:

"disc's got this"

Prince:

this is a lucina vs a sephiroth.

J0rt:

anyway if disc doesn't kill thend im gonna do it myself 🤝 10

J0rt:

you do NOT just do that to bing

Wonder:

we're going to do it ourselves

Prince:

i'm actually going to break into the kerfuffle and rend ned asunder

Raven:

"Channel the very dimension's will to live!"

Lime:

How a I supposed to make mashed potato after this...

J0rt:

there will be Consequences

Prince:

put my sona in boss

Brendle:

In b4 bing wills himself back into existence through just Existing So Damn Hard

Mako:

"SHIT, DISC"

Janet:

"stock down :'c"

Prince:

major character undeath

Raven:

Can my sona be sacrificed to revive Bing

Wonder:

CLEAN

Janet:

"even!"

Mako:

Listen my sona got second in a tournament, I know how to beat someone's ass

Janet:

"stop juggling her!"

Prince:

my sona legally cannot partake in bloodsport due to signing a contract

Bubbly:

Fuck.

Mako:

"SHIT"

Wonder:

NO NO NO NO

Prince:

however this is not the same universe.

Janet:

"stock down…"

Bubbly:

“OH.”

ube:

EVEN

Terry:

Equal

Wonder:

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING

Janet:

"last stock!!"

Mako:

LAST STOCK SITUATION

Brendle:

This is much closer than i expected tbh

Lime:

Last stock???

Epicsuperbat:

“Holy shit”

J0rt:

god they're actually pretty even

Prince:

"ALRIGHT."

Mako:

"DISC WE BELIEVE IN YOU"

Raven:

"C'MON, YOU CAN DO THIS! AVENGE HIM!"

Mako:

\o/

Prince:

i miss bing already :/

Lime:

\o/

ube:

\o/!!!!!

Janet:

\o/

Prince:

\o/

J0rt:

\o/

Terry:

NO

Janet:

"noooo!"

Terry:

FUCK

Epicsuperbat:

NO

Bubbly:

NOOOO

Wonder:

NO

Mako:

"SHIT"

J0rt:

FUCK

chirp:

AUGH

Lime:

NOOOOOOOO

Brush:

NOOO

Epicsuperbat:

“NOOOO”

ube:

"NO"

Moss:

NO

Brendle:

"Well. That was infuriating."

Wonder:

GODDAMN IT, NELSON, MOVE

"Very cute...but you cannot stop the end"

Mako:

"THEND YOU BITCH"

Terry:

Into the fucking flames

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK OFF NED”

Raven:

"PEP, GET IN THERE AND HELP"

"See you later, Disc"

The End has disappeared, leaving Disc alone.

Bubbly:

"NO"

Prince:

"YOU ARE NOT GOING TO HIT US WITH THE 'BE SEEING YOU' YOU FUCK"

Bubbly:

"BITCH"

Brendle:

"And they just fuck off. Douchebag."

Bing has reappeared!

J0rt:

B

Epicsuperbat:

“BING”

Terry:

BING

Janet:

"bing!"

Mako:

"BING"

"Gah!"

Bubbly:

"OH THANK GOD"

J0rt:

BINGGGGG

Moss:

HES ALIVE

Wonder:

"...huh...?"

Brendle:

"HUH???"

ube:

"OH SHIT"

Terry:

BINGO

Prince:

"WE DID IT"

"Wh- Bing?????"

Raven:

"OH MY CODS"

Epicsuperbat:

“BING REAL”

J0rt:

"BING!!!!! YHOU'RE OK!!!!!!!"

Lime:

Let's go?

Mako:

"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE STILL ALIVE"

"Yeah, whats up?"

chirp:

"AND HE GETS UP AGAIN."

Wonder:

"WHAT THE FUCK"

Prince:

"WE WILLED HIM BACK !!! I'M SOBBING"

"I thought....I thought you were dead?!"

Mako:

"HE GOT UP AGAIN,,,,"

ube:

"WH"

Bubbly:

"YOURE NEVER GONNA KEEP HIM DOWN"

"Yeah! Me too!"

Brendle:

"HE JUST. GOT BACK UP"

Moss:

NOTHINGS GONNA KEEP HIM DOWN

"Wh-How?"

Raven:

"WE THOUGHT YOU GOT SNAPPED YOU ASSHOLE"

Terry:

BINGOOOOOOO

"I dunno"

Epicsuperbat:

“POWER OF BING!”

Lime:

YOUR NEVER GONNA KEEP HIM DOWN

"FUCK YOU MEAN I DUNNO"

Terry:

BINGLIEVE

Mako:

"He Binglieved in himself"

ube:

"BING MOMENT"

END NELSON EVENT

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"No matter how this ends, hope for a gold star match"

"Yeah....I mean I also hope that we can save everyone, but sure the fights gonna be good too"

[60 (Winner's Finals): Midas vs Danthony]

Janet:

sure is midas danthony sweepmaster top 3 huh

Bubbly:

midas is jsut here

Brush:

i believe in sweepmaster 🧹

Raven:

Danthony is the only Serious character there lmao

Epicsuperbat:

Midas really is just here, head empty

Prince:

midas <3

Raven:

Gee does this mean we can tell The End to End themselves since they got eliminated

Janet:

he's just been having a great day

Janet:

learnt edible gold exists

Janet:

winning his fights

Midas has been getting what he aimed for. The W

Bubbly:

trueeee

Terry:

I love Sweep and I believe

Janet:

getting to meet new people

Insider2000:

He wants the W? I assumed he wanted the Au.

Mako:

Ayy

Janet:

he's the dog from until dawn fandub p2 of this fuffle

Raven:

This whole thing is an AU

Etharia:

Hey crimson my friend crimson can you put us on the phone with The End we have something really funny we want to do

the Nelson image

Janet:

"hi!"

Moss:

"Hi!"

Etharia:

“Hey. Who is this?”

Lime:

"hello?"

chirp:

"Heya!"

J0rt:

"hi!!! uhhhh bing? disc?"

Mako:

"Yo!"

Epicsuperbat:

“SWEEP”

Raven:

"FUCK Ned!"

"Hello there Nelson. Sorry you had to see that"

Janet:

"disc?"

The Daylights:

"ned..."

Raven:

"...who is this"

"Nope! It's yours truly, The End"

Wonder:

"..."

Terry:

“Ned”

J0rt:

"hey!!! fuck you."

Mako:

"'YO' REVOKED"

Wonder:

"go fuck yourself."

Janet:

"oh. you suck"

Brush:

"hi endy"

"I hope that Disc is proud"

Epicsuperbat:

“Fuck you”

Etharia:

“Oh, is this the end? If so. You’re eliminated from the tournament. What do you do with people who are eliminated?

Mako:

"EAT SHIT"

"She left quite the scratch on my face"

J0rt:

"good! i hope you die!"

"And for some reason it isn't healing"

Mako:

"Ah. Your own black eye moment"

Wonder:

"good."

Raven:

"So the god CAN bleed"

Brush:

"good for her!"

Terry:

“GOOD”

Janet:

"oh good! pinata time"

Epicsuperbat:

“POWER OF JUSTICE”

Etharia:

“If you’re really so principled you need to end yourself. It’s only fair, right?”

Wonder:

"put us down or we'll make this a round 3."

Mako:

"You now have another thing in common with your creator"

"Oh, you misunderstand"

"I don't just end people for losing"

Mako:

"Now to make you cry."

"This universe is at its endpoint"

Raven:

"You're gonna get exactly what you deserve: Your own Ending"

Epicsuperbat:

“You are at its endpoint”

"All of its denizens are soon to reach their end along with the universe itself"

"Oh no worries, I'm sure I will be gone too"

J0rt:

"THEN WHY'D YOU KILL WINSTON. HE WASN'T FROM HERE????"

Etharia:

“And you’re a representation of that endpoint, yes? So tell me. What would happen if there was simply… not an endpoint anymore?”

"But I'm gonna take everyone else with me"

"After all, this universe doesn't have much time left"

Brendle:

"Okay, I understand the whole 'natural inevitable ending of all things' shtick but you don't have to be such a mondo dick about it"

Wonder:

"DON'T YOU LAY A GODDAMN FINGER ON THEM!!"

J0rt:

"AT THE VERY LEAST BE FUCKING CONSISTENT. MY GOD"

Epicsuperbat:

“You will fail”

Janet:

"yeah yeah, delete the shadow delete the thing casting it, we get the metaphor"

"Bingo bango!"

"Although I still don't get why this cut on my cheek isn't fading away. I'm sure it's some feel goodsy metaphor"

Terry:

“Don’t utter his name”

Janet:

"but nothing says the shadow can't bleed"

Epicsuperbat:

“If Scooby Doo can kill a god than so can I”

"But one that might fade with time"

Janet:

"if it could, would it not already have?"

Brendle:

"I hope it sticks. Lol. Lmao."

"Some things take time. And believe you me, I've learned to be patient"

Mako:

"'Might', being the key word."

Raven:

"But you forget that life and death are meant to be a cycle. There's not supposed to be a true end"

Mako:

"I hope that cut stays with you for the rest of your pitiful existence"

"Who knows? Maybe it will"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah but you got that wound from the God of Time’s friend”

Etharia:

“You know what end? You’re a hypocrite. You claim to only want things to come to a natural end, and yet you go out of your way to destroy people. Are you a representation of the end, or merely another victim of it? If the former, then you can easily end this and save everyone by just ending yourself. If the latter, then you’re not bringing things to a natural end at all, just one that you see as fit.”

Janet:

"oh did you notice anything else strange aside from the cut?"

Raven:

"When something dies, it might end in a sense, but it goes on to nourish other things"

Epicsuperbat:

“Time is not on your side”

"But with time, you'll see I'm right"

J0rt:

"no <3"

Wonder:

"eat a fucking dick."

Janet:

"time is not on your side"

Moss:

"Nuh uh"

Wonder:

"hope you choke on it, while i'm at it"

Epicsuperbat:

“Chartreuse and Peppermint probably both hate you”

Raven:

"The condors eat death like you for breakfast"

Etharia:

“If you are a representation of the end and you don’t wish to save everyone, you are not just a hypocrite. You are evil. and one day, you will face justice.”

"Hmm..well we'll have to see, now won't we? This universe doesn't have long. Neither do all of the creations that Prism has brought life to for her own pride"

"It's a shame that they have to see such a sour end, but that's on Prism this time, fellas"

Wonder:

"you don't have a say in it."

Wonder:

"and trust us, we have plenty of shit to settle with her."

Raven:

"So your mom's bad at her job. Big whoop"

Etharia:

“So tell me, The end, what are you? Are you a hypocrite, destroying in a way you claim to be natural? A villain who only wishes for destruction? A fool who thinks xemself a god?”

Janet:

"how long has it taken you to take, what, three lives? do you really have time for the rest?"

"I'm The End."

Epicsuperbat:

“You are not a Cod tho”

J0rt:

"oh, so you're refusing to take any responsibility for yourself. cool."

END

NELSON EVENT

We have a report from the field!

"Hope to see you in grands, kid! You've got quite a fight in ya!"

DANTHONY has been knocked into the loser's bracket by MIDAS

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"Hello again, Morbius Guy...."

"THIS time I'm gonna SWEEEEEEP"

[61 (Loser's Finals): Danthony vs The Sweepmaster]

Epicsuperbat:

I’m gonna go with Biscuit as the Bing/Disc ship name

Terry:

Terry:

Wowza

Mako:

It's her

Mako:

Biscuit

Terry:

Biscuit

Epicsuperbat:

Their daughter /j

Raven:

Does that make her their kid /hj

Raven:

AYYYY

Raven:

SAME HAT

Epicsuperbat:

AYYY

Lime:

cpuk should have more fankids

Raven:

AGREED

Etharia:

Hackshifter fankid that’s just a puddle of nanomachines

Wonder:

gotta come up with a crimtoinette fankid the- *shot*

Dude, putting a fankid in an ncct would lead to so much funny

Raven:

RIGHT??

Brendle:

awful implications. hilarious.

Brendle:

WAIT

Brendle:

IDEA

Janet:

in some ways, juni's a fankid

Brendle:

LARRY SUBMITS HIMSELF INTO AN NCCT SHAPESHIFTED AS A CRIMTOINETTE FANKID. CONTINUES THE BIT

Same energy as Folk's existence tbh

Bubbly:

nera....

Raven:

Nera, the ultimate fankid

Terry:

I wonder how Sweep is doing

Terry:

Hope he’s doing good

You want the current update?

Terry:

Yes

Terry:

I love the sweep

2-1

Terry:

In who’s favor

;)

Terry:

PLEASE SWEEP

I know theres no nelson stuff rn just cuz I'm mad chillin

Especially cuz the big finale is coming

Wait I just realized there is a fankid in CPUK

Cosmic Love

ROUND FIVE

See, just peeking behind the curtain, I want to do more NCCT because honestly I love this fucking format, so I'm gonna try to find a way to make the story keep going, even if its very clearly departed from the main series

last stock

Sweepmaster's at 0%, Danthony's flying offstage at 36%, both on last stock on that spaceship stage.

HE HIT HIM WITH A WHACK BUT IT DIDNT KILL

We have a report from the field!

"..................................."

".............................................sweep"

DANTHONY has been eliminated from the non-canon curiosity bracket

Eliminated by MIDAS and THE SWEEPMASTER

the Nelson image

Bubbly:

"SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hello Nelson, this is Ludwig"

Wonder:

"hey..."

Wonder:

"oh."

Wonder:

"hey man."

Mako:

"YO LUDWIG!"

chirp:

"Heya ludwig!"

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh yeah you’re here”

"We have gathered everyone at the battlefield, and so fittingly so"

J0rt:

"hello ludwig! sorry you're dimension's crumbling"

Raven:

"NOT A SINGLE CPUK CHARACTER LEFT, ONLY MAJESTIC"

Janet:

"hi ludwig! good news! thend can bleed!"

Wonder:

"good"

Etharia:

“Hello, Ludwig.”

"As it is time for the finals!!!!"

Wonder:

"we need to hurry"

Lime:

"well not Everyone"

LIVE FEED HAS BEEN OPENED

An empty character select screen.

Mako:

"And as soon as that's over, y'all need to haul ass outta here"

Raven:

"Tell Disc her toy works, she'll know what it means"

Epicsuperbat:

“Yeah you might wanna get people into The Hole instead”

Midas vs The Sweepmaster on character select.

THE NEXT ROUND IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!!!!!

"May the most golden man win"

"May the best man sweep"

[62 (Grand Finals): Midas vs The Sweepmaster]

Wonder:

that's cpuk, baby

Terry:

This is my defining moment

The Daylights:

(record reminder)

Raven:

Now y'all see why I thought one of these guys was Larry

Wonder:

joke characters become stars in this series

J0rt:

this is quite possibly the funniest grand finals we could've had

Mako:

"At this point I don't even know who to root for"

Prince:

i'm here for sweepmaster

Terry:

The Sweep

Prince:

but also captain falcon ai goes.

Wonder:

"...hey, ludwig?"

Raven:

I had the final match as Folk vs The End tbh

Janet:

"either winner would be amazing"

Mako:

Same here

Brush:

gotta sweep sweep sweep!

Mako:

Actually wait

Epicsuperbat:

Golden spiral fankid of Midas and Sweep

Janet:

"why is sweepmaster winning!"

Raven:

LMAOO

what the fuck

Etharia:

“This match is great to watch. But if you don’t mind a bit of advice, keep an eye out for Thend.”

Terry:

SWEEP

The Daylights:

thats the power of fhe sweep baby

Etharia:

You can’t just say that

Terry:

TRUE

"Of course, we are keeping our eyes peeled for that cretin"

Wonder:

rivals to lovers /hj

Mako:

Folk and J0hn actually

The Daylights:

Hey.

Wonder:

"good"

Terry:

FIRST STOCK

Janet:

"whoa!"

Wonder:

"...how're you feeling about all this, man?"

Terry:

MY GOAT

Terry:

THE SWEEP

Bubbly:

GO MIDAS

Etharia:

“Yeah. We never really got to talk to you about… all this.”

Janet:

"50% first stock advantage!"

Terry:

SWEP

"Oh, well I suppose that one cannot control...whatever is happening here."

Janet:

"next stock!?"

"I simply hope that this ends well"

Wonder:

"the fight or everything else?"

Janet:

"we hope so too"

also ooc but what the FUCK sweepmaster????

Bubbly:

THE KNEEEE

Terry:

MY MAN

"Oh you know"

Wonder:

WHAT IS HIS DEAL

Janet:

"none of the chaos is your fault"

Janet:

evening out!

Mako:

"Last stock situation!"

Terry:

HE HAS MY BLESSING

Etharia:

Janet:

nevermind

Prince:

thriller snuck into a tournament somehow...

Terry:

SWEEPOCLOCK

Prince:

(/j)

Raven:

"Yeah. You set up a fun tournament only for it to end up a desperate fight for survival bc your reality isn't built to code and everything is going to shit"

Etharia:

“I’m glad you’re taking this well. You’re a good man, Ludwig.”

Terry:

NO

"I take it as best as I can"

Bubbly:

OH

Prince:

damn

Terry:

FUCK

Mako:

"YOOOOOOO"

Prince:

richter moment

Janet:

midas takes it!

Terry:

RICHTER RECOVERY NO

"I must say, even if Sweepmaster were to win this, he has to win the reset as well"

Lime:

God this is close

Raven:

Round 1 to Midas!

Terry:

I NEED MY GOAT TO WIN

Mako:

"True!"

Prince:

resisting the urge to shift into Commentator Mode because i don't want to be . obnoxious

"Oh! They're going into it!"

Terry:

My heart is beating fast

Janet:

"yeah, sweepmaster seems unlikely, but so does everything else he's done"

Epicsuperbat:

“I believe in the sweep”

Janet:

oh please do

Mako:

"Gotta go fast, considering our current predicament"

"87 damage uncontsted though"

Etharia:

“After all this, maybe you and Iggy can work together. I’m sure he’d enjoy not being the only tournament runner around.”

Prince:

HOLY SHIT

Terry:

Come on

Bubbly:

Recovery….

J0rt:

NOT THE RICHTER RECOVERY AGAIN

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

Terry:

Sweep come on

Terry:

KILL

Janet:

"wow fast stocks!"

Wonder:

"...actually, would there be two ludwigs if we bring this one back home?"

J0rt:

THEY'RE EVEN AGAIN

Prince:

midas is REALLY good at exploiting sweepmaster's weakenesses

Lime:

smashville is like this always

Prince:

sweepmaster functions at close-to-midrange

J0rt:

.....also man my laptop is makin some noises huh. probably cuz i've got mar's stream running in the bg too

The Daylights:

Midas be pressing the b button

Terry:

Why does Falcon have to be so good

Prince:

j0rt

Epicsuperbat:

“There’s already two Sephiroths, what’s two Ludwig’s gonna do?”

J0rt:

....i can close that for now i think

Prince:

please save your laptop

J0rt:

WHAT PRINCE

J0rt:

I KNOW

Mako:

"Well, has the primeverse's Ludwig ever been mentioned?"

Prince:

SAVE YOUR LAPTOP???????

Prince:

I'M SORRY

Prince:

I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR COMPUTER . AND OYUR HEALTH

Janet:

"over 100% each!"

Terry:

SWEEP

Terry:

PLEAe

Prince:

THAT WAS CLEAN

J0rt:

mar's streaming danganronpa ok i gotta see how it goes

Wonder:

ooh, excellent spacing

Prince:

WAITED FOR HIM TO LAND.

Janet:

"midas loses a stock aaa"

"Truly two fantastic fighters"

J0rt:

anyway back to talking about the fight

Prince:

AND THEM SNAPPED THAT FUCKER

Wonder:

"they're amazing..."

J0rt:

LAST STOCKS

Janet:

"30% lead last stock!!"

Mako:

"Last stock!!"

Prince:

THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

Bubbly:

Man falcon is so fun to watch

Prince:

YEAH

chirp:

falcons <3

Prince:

i am makign more falcons for more fuffles as an excuse to observe falcons fight

Epicsuperbat:

“Wonder if there’s any romantic feelings between these two”

Wonder:

OH

Terry:

NO

Terry:

FUCK

Bubbly:

THE KNEEEEEE

Wonder:

"OH"

Prince:

"love can bloom on the battlefield"

Prince:

THE KNEE

Mako:

"YOOOOOOO MIDAS"

Wonder:

"MY GOD"

Prince:

THE FUCKING KNEE

Prince:

HOLY SHIT

Lime:

The knee...

Etharia:

“THE KNEEE”

Terry:

SWEEP

Prince:

that was NASTY

Wonder:

midas

Wonder:

A character named the Bronze Kneecap from some cartoon, who wears gold armour, a silly helmit, and a cape, has a pencil moustache, and has a gold ram skull protruding from a telescopic tube from their knee.

Epicsuperbat:

“Hey who are those guys back there”

Mako:

WONDER

thats bronze

chirp:

GOD.

Terry:

God

Etharia:

No he’s bronze

Wonder:

he's yellow, so it counts as gold /j

"Oh dont mind them, I suppose those are spectators"

Terry:

Fuck

Etharia:

“Those are Zeke and Pandoria. Don’t worry about them.”

Terry:

Come on

Insider2000:

Gramps, stop talking. Peak is fighting.

Terry:

This is a bad Sweepmaster stage methinks

Epicsuperbat:

“Hopefully we can get them in The Hole as well”

Terry:

Not linear enough for boomerang setups

Terry:

SNAP

Etharia:

“Oh no they’re part of the stage, they’re not canonically here.”

Janet:

"midas 45% advantage on first stock!"

Prince:

THE ZTD ATTEMPT? HELLO?

Janet:

"gone past 100% uncontested :O"

Prince:

midas is actually fucked up

Prince:

i love him

Terry:

COME ON SWEEP

Janet:

"sweep down!"

Terry:

TAKE ONE GAME

Mako:

"YO LET'S GO MIDAS!!"

Bubbly:

He is literally just vibing

Etharia:

I’m just picturing this as Ludwig and Nelson sitting next to each other calmly talking while watching the fight

Prince:

THE JUGGLE

The Daylights:

jeuss midas

Terry:

FUCK

Prince:

DAMN.

Bubbly:

“MIDASSSSS”

Mako:

"LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Epicsuperbat:

“Wow”

Wonder:

that's...a clean sweep

Moss:

Wow

Prince:

sweepmaster sweep is no more... but midas is here

Etharia:

“wow.”

Brush:

sweepmaster gets swept 😔

Janet:

"wow midas!"

The Daylights:

🫡 🧹

Terry:

ITS MORBOVER

Terry:

FUCK

Mako:

"MIDAS 3-0, BABY!!!"

Wonder:

who knew that the val/dani fusion would take it all the way /j

YOUR WINNER OF THE MAJESTIC KERFUFFLE IS.....MIDAS!!!!

ube:

"damn!"

chirp:

"Good for midas! It is morbover however."

Wonder:

"that's game."

Janet:

"also sweepmaster making it to grands then going 0-3 feels… right"

Bubbly:

"WOOOOOO"

Prince:

"it's morbover...."

Wonder:

"...well"

Wonder:

"time to go to work"

Moss:

"Slay"

Insider2000:

I guess the real winner was this AU.

"Yes, thank you, thank you!"

Raven:

"👏👏👏👏👏"

Prince:

"janet's right this feels right"

Mako:

"The Sweepmaster got swept"

Epicsuperbat:

“He really took the gold huh”

Mind if I cutscene?

Terry:

I am over

Prince:

" 👏 👏 👏 "

Prince:

cut absolute scene

J0rt:

go ahead!

Mako:

"Anyways time to go"

Wonder:

go for it

Terry:

Fuck

BEGIN CUTSCENE

As Midas takes his bows, a portal of crimson opens up as a voice emanates from it "Whew! Glad I was able to lock onto you all! Now let's get the hell outta here, huh?"

Crimson appears in the character select screen with Midas.

"Come on, guys, let's get the hell-"

All of a sudden....the portal begins to weaken

END CUTSCENE MODE ACTUALLY NELSON CAN HAVE WORDS DURING THIS

Wonder:

"OH FUCK"

Janet:

"uhhh"

Bubbly:

"UH."

Prince:

"OH FUCK"

Lime:

Oops

Prince:

"WE CAN HAVE WORDS?"

Etharia:

“FUCK.”

Moss:

"CRIMSON BUDDY YOU GOOD"

Mako:

"UM."

Janet:

"scary scary"

Wonder:

"GET EVERYONE MOVING NOW"

"Um....what the hell? No, I made certain that this would be strong as hell"

Prince:

"is crimson getting ended."

Etharia:

“QUICK QUICK GO.”

UnofficiallyJam:

WHAT A TIME TO JOIN IN.

Mako:

"CRIM WHAT'S HAPPENING"

The End appears.

Epicsuperbat:

“Oh fuck”

Bubbly:

"WE GOTTA GO"

Prince:

"i'm so fucking mad!"

Mako:

"SHIT NOT YOU AGAIN"

Wonder:

"goddamn it...!"

J0rt:

"GET OUTTA HERE THEND"

Bubbly:

"FUCK OFFFF"

Janet:

"hey uhh get disc!"

Lime:

"Kill Him"

Prince:

"fuck you you gender as hell fucker!!! i'm gonna kill you!"

ube:

"fuck you ned"

The Daylights:

"We want to KILL"

Etharia:

YOU. COWARD.

Wonder:

"LUDWIG, THROW US AT NED!!"

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK OFF NED”

Raven:

"CRIMSON, LET OUR GENUINE GRATITUDE GIVE YOU STRENGTH"

Janet:

"her knife can hurt it"

Mako:

"DISC WHERE YOU AT GIRL"

chirp:

"FUCKER."

The Daylights:

"GET DISC!!"

"I'm sorry Crimson....but I wasn't aware that you were planning this big little party"

"But it can't happen"

The portal closes

Bubbly:

"NO."

Epicsuperbat:

“Big little”

Mako:

"SON OF A BITCH"

J0rt:

"how is it a big party and a little party at the same time. inconsistent ass"

"You.....motherfucker. This is NOT Gold at all."

"You said it...whoever you are..."

ube:

"MIDAS KILL"

Epicsuperbat:

“DIE NED”

Mako:

"THROW US IN THE RING TOO"

Terry:

Please kill

"Let's beat this guy sill-"

Midas disappears.

Wonder:

"LUDWIG, WE NEED TO GET DOWN THERE NOW"

Etharia:

“ACTIVATE MIDAS ULTIMATE FORM. PLATINUM RANK.”

Janet:

"ah"

Prince:

"i think that we should just get everyone in cpu kerfuffle in to kill"

Bubbly:

"HEY."

Mako:

"AH"

Terry:

FUCK

ube:

"NO"

"You still don't get it, do ya?"

Epicsuperbat:

“NO”

Mako:

"HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT"

Raven:

"MOTHERFUCKER HE WON"

UnofficiallyJam:

“FUCK OFF”

"What the fuck??"

Mako:

"GIVE US OUR CHAMPION BACK, ASSHOLE"

"That's it, buddy"

Insider2000:

“What?!?”

"You think you can just do whatever the hell you're doing and-"

Crimson disappears.

Mako:

"CRIMSON"

Terry:

Fuck

Bubbly:

"HEY."

The Daylights:

Hey what the fuck

Raven:

"NOOOOOOOO"

Prince:

"OH FUCK OFF"

Terry:

Asshole

Epicsuperbat:

“Cobalt probably has some very strong feelings about you doing this”

Bubbly:

"YOU BITCH"

The Daylights:

"THATS ILLIGEL"

Epicsuperbat:

“WTF”

Wonder:

"LUDWIG, STOP FUCKING GAWKING AND THROW US!! "

ube:

"BRO."

Janet:

"fuck off ned"

"I'm sorry Nelson.....but you all have been just such a ding dang issue, haven't you?"

"Bye bye"

Etharia:

HEY. YOU KNOW WHAT COMES AFTER REMOVING A CHARACGER? AMIIBO.

J0rt:

"YES!"

Prince:

"HOW'RE WE SUPPOSED TO SPARKLE ON IN THESE CONDITIONS-"

Bubbly:

"WHAT"

Mako:

"HEY-"

Moss:

"NUH UH"

Prince:

"H-"

Bubbly:

HEY

The Daylights:

h

UnofficiallyJam:

“KILLING AND BITING AND KILLING”

Etharia:

“NO THIS ISNT BYE BYE. WE’RE STILL HERE.”

Raven:

"PISS"

END NELSON

[courtesy of Wonder, we have here a truly marvellous video portraying this finale - source]

[Original Archive (contains Nelson chat in context!)]

[the video feed ended there - however, people lingered and kept sending messages]

Bubbly:

"NO."

Moss:

Well fuck

Prince:

"NO."

Terry:

End Nelson

Terry:

Knew it

Mako:

"NO THE HELL YOU DON'T"

Etharia:

“NO THE FUCK WE AREN’T”

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK YOU NO”

Janet:

:NelsonDown:

Wonder:

...jack's still there, isn't he?

UnofficiallyJam:

Car battery.

Bubbly:

"LIKE HELL."

Mako:

"WE HAVEN'T ENDED YET"

Raven:

"BITING YOU AND BITING YOU AND BITING YOU"

Epicsuperbat:

“YOU DONT GET TO DECIDE THE END”

Etharia:

“GET BACK HERE AND FACE US, YOU FUCKING COWARDLY HYPOCRITE.”

the Nelson image Prism is facing The End down.

[the video feed resumes]

Etharia:

“JUMPING JACK, COME IN JUMPING JACK”

Janet:

"!"

Moss:

"HELLO?"

Bubbly:

"HEY"

Wonder:

"we...can talk...?"

Prince:

"PRISM?"

Epicsuperbat:

“WERE STILL HERE AND WE KNOW YOU CAN HEAR US YOU BITCH”

Mako:

"HEY!"

Prince:

"HELLO?"

Bubbly:

"PRISM."

"You all need to get out of here :)"

Prince:

"WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE."

UnofficiallyJam:

“oh hey prism.”

Raven:

"SPECTRUM, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, COME GET YOUR GRANDKID"

Etharia:

“PRISM??? genuinely. Thank you.”

J0rt:

"no."

"Oh hell no!"

Dani appears.

Wonder:

"absolutely not"

Wonder:

"we're not letting everyone die"

Mako:

"NOT UNTIL EVERYONE ELSE IS SAFE"

Bubbly:

"DANI"

Epicsuperbat:

“DANI RUN”

"You're not gonna get us outta here without a damn fight, alright?"

UnofficiallyJam:

“DANI!!!”

Lime:

"SHES HERE"

"Because we-"

Dani disappears.

Bubbly:

"BITCH"

"Dani....:)"

Dani reappears.

Mako:

"DAMMIT, END"

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK OFF NED”

UnofficiallyJam:

“DANI KILL!”

Epicsuperbat:

“FUCK YOU NED!”

Mako:

"PRISM. JUST THIS ONCE, WE CAN HELP."

Prince:

"SHE'S BEING UNMADE AND REMADE?"

"Dani....get the others out of here :)"

J0rt:

"YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT. YOU CAN'T JUST KILL PEOPLE. YOU HAVE TO HAVE FUCKING RULES, NED"

Raven:

"Time to channel Tears of the Kingdom Zelda and PROTECT THEM ALL!"

"....got it"

Dani leaves.

Etharia:

And then, Nelson joined the battle too! :)

Brendle:

OUGH I'M DOING SOMETHING RN WHAT'S HAPPENING

Bubbly:

"AAAAAAAAAAAA"

Etharia:

Or not

Janet:

brendle watch the stream!

Epicsuperbat:

“GET HIS ASS PRISM”

Prince:

"HYDROGEN PRISM VS COUGHING NED"

Etharia:

Prism clutch

RYU FROM STREETS HAS ESCAPED

Mako:

"… You better not lose, Prism."

J0rt:

......hey so what's prism's win record again

Terry:

RYU

Etharia:

YEAHHHH

Raven:

YAY

Prince:

RYU

Terry:

YAHOO

Mako:

LET'S GO

ube:

"OH THANK GOD"

mightysen:

MY KING

Wonder:

she stomped google

Terry:

MR STREETS

Mako:

"Stall as much as you can!"

Lime:

GO WHITE WOMAN GO

Wonder:

does that count for something?

FOLK HAS ESCAPED

J0rt:

THANK FUCK

Mako:

FOLK THANK COD

Terry:

YAY

Raven:

THANK GOD

Janet:

"she's still going!"

Prince:

here's the thing. charizard is really fucking good.

CHRYSANTHEMUM HAS ESCAPED

UnofficiallyJam:

Go white women go women!

J0rt:

YAAAAY CHRYS

Terry:

Hooray

Mako:

CHRYS!

Lime:

JOE LIFT PLEASE

Prince:

and this is mishima dojo.

Mako:

SHIT

Prince:

a massively fucked up stage

Raven:

Mishima Dojo, the perfect venue for a parent vs child deathmatch

Janet:

askfjkl

Terry:

I love Mishima Dojo

Wonder:

prism throws ned off a cliff

ARROW ACE HAS ESCAPED

Prince:

CLEAN STOCK

Terry:

YAY

J0rt:

YAAAAAAAY ASPEC RIGHTS

Etharia:

YEAHHH

ube:

LETS GOOOO

Janet:

yay!

Terry:

I need Sweep to live

Mako:

A WIN FOR ASPECS EVERYWHERE

Prince:

FLAREBLITZ

Lime:

What's this song

Prince:

HOLY SHIT FLAREBLITZ SPAM

Janet:

prism still loves flareblitz huh

Raven:

AA THE BOY

Etharia:

Prism knows what the people want

Janet:

!!!

Moss:

Me when i love flareblitz

Bubbly:

OH SHIT

Prince:

HOLY SHIT

Wonder:

OH TJAT WAS SICK

GARY HAS ESCAPED

Terry:

SQUIRTLE

The Daylights:

OH THAT WAS SICK

Bubbly:

EVEN

Mako:

"YOU CAN DO IT, PRISM!"

Bubbly:

GARY

Terry:

GARY

ube:

OH SHIT

Janet:

last stock!!

Mako:

LET'S GO, GARY

J0rt:

OH THEY'RE EVEN

Lime:

LAST STOCK

UnofficiallyJam:

Come on prism.

Raven:

WITH HIS WIFE THO??

Lime:

GO WHITE WOMAN GO

MARY HAS ESCAPED

Terry:

WHITE WOMAN GO

Prince:

YEAH

J0rt:

THANK YOU

Raven:

THANK YOU

Janet:

nooooo

Terry:

FUCK

Etharia:

COME ON

Prince:

OH NO

J0rt:

oh fuck

ube:

NOOOOO

Bubbly:

NO

Moss:

FUCK

Janet:

thank you so much prism

Mako:

"SHIT!"

Bubbly:

FUCK

Prince:

so many people didn't get out...

UnofficiallyJam:

UH OH

Insider2000:

NOOOO

Terry:

DAMN IT

Janet:

you did good

Wonder:

"WE NEED TO TAG IN"

Lime:

Noooooo please...

Bubbly:

THIS END SCREEENN

Terry:

THE ONE TIME

"Well, this has been quite the welcome distraction, Prism"

Etharia:

“THE NELSON EVENT AINT OVER YET. TAG US IN.”

Terry:

SUMMON COBALT

Moss:

"Put me in coach

Prince:

"hey cobalt bestie"

Terry:

THE BALT

J0rt:

"PUT US IN COACH"

Mako:

"THROW US IN THE CODDAMN RING"

Terry:

PLEASE

UnofficiallyJam:

"COBALT PLEASE"

"But unfortunately it's time for a rematch :)"

Etharia:

“KIRBY VERSUS SEPHIROTH.”

Insider2000:

“Crimson Garfield, speak to me!”

Bubbly:

YES

Mako:

"LET'S GO!!"

Prince:

"PRISM MOMENT"

Moss:

"LET ME AT EM"

ube:

YESSSSSS

Bubbly:

"YES"

Etharia:

“YEAHHH PRISM.”

Epicsuperbat:

“THIS AINT OVER TILL WE SAY ITS OVER”

"I'm not afraid of you anymore :)"

Prince:

"I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE HAPPY TO SEE ONE OF THOSE :)'S"

Terry:

YAY

Janet:

"yeeeaaahhhh!!!"

Mako:

"FACE YOUR FEARS!!"

Bubbly:

"GET HIS ASSS"

LOU HAS ESCAPED

Terry:

Mario

Terry:

LOU

Raven:

"HELL YEAH, HAVE THAT CHARACTER ARC GIRLIE"

Mako:

YES, LOU!!

Terry:

God this music

Prince:

THIS MUSIC IS SO UNFITTING

J0rt:

"damn larry calling her a coward actually made her Do Something huh"

Etharia:

“I DONT CARE WHAT THEY SAY WE WILL BE HERE ALL DAY AND FIGHT UNTIL ITS OVER”

J0rt:

also LOOOUUUUU

Brush:

"normal music."

TRAINER OF JUSTICE HAS ESCAPED

Prince:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

J0rt:

MMMMMMMMMMMM

Bubbly:

MMMYES

Moss:

YES

Mako:

MMMMMMMMMMMYESSSSSSSS

Moss:

MMMM

UnofficiallyJam:

MMMMMMMMMMMM

Etharia:

“WHEN THE WORLD’S OUT OF SIGHT WE WILL STAND WE WILL FIGHT IT’S NOT OVER TIL IT’S OVER”

Janet:

mmmmm

ube:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Terry:

YEAH

Raven:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Terry:

MICROWAVE

Epicsuperbat:

MMMMMMMMMMM

BIG THE CAT HAS ESCAPED

Bubbly:

BIG

J0rt:

YEAHHHHH

Terry:

BIG

Prince:

BIG

Janet:

yay!

Etharia:

YESSSSSSS

Prince:

BIG IF TRUE

Epicsuperbat:

BIG IF TRUE

Mako:

"Can't believe I'm doing this for you of all people, but… \o/"

Raven:

How did Big not die, good for him

Insider2000:

COLOR THEORY!

ube:

\o/

Terry:

Harmonica

Bubbly:

HOLY SGIT

Mako:

"Keep it up!"

SPRITEMAN HAS ESCAPED

Prince:

this is so fucking wild <3

The Daylights:

SHE USED THE GET UP TO DOGE THE VALLS

Prince:

TODD

Bubbly:

TODD

Terry:

SPITE

Moss:

YES

Prince:

NED IS SNAPPING AT HER

UnofficiallyJam:

TODD SPRITE

Lime:

TODD

Epicsuperbat:

TODD

Etharia:

“Prism. I know you’re distracted right now, but let me just say. This face turn? A remarkable piece of storytelling.”

J0rt:

HOW IS SHE WINNING

The Daylights:

SHE DID IT AGAIN

Insider2000:

Color theory in motion, baby!

Bubbly:

PRISM

JOE LIFT HAS ESCAPED

Moss:

Uncommon prism w

Wonder:

she learned from the many times her ass got kicked

Bubbly:

OH

Terry:

GOLLY

J0rt:

HOLY SHIT TWO STOCKS UP

Terry:

GOSH

ube:

YEAH BABY

Mako:

"LET'S GO, PRISM!!!"

Raven:

"FLAME CHARGE"

Prince:

"HEY. DO IT TO EM."

J0rt:

not for long probably but STILL

Terry:

GEE WILLIKERS

Brendle:

WAIT SHIT WHAT'S HAPPENING

THE GREAT ROOT HAS ESCAPED [IN A SMALL POTTED PLANT]

J0rt:

YAAAAAY

Prince:

YEAHHHHHHHH

Mako:

ROOT!!

Bubbly:

YAAYYY

UnofficiallyJam:

Three the end please prism please okay?

Brendle:

AAAAGH THIS SUCKS I CAN'T WATCH WITH ALL OF YOU GUYS

J0rt:

PRISM'S FIGHTING THEND TO GIVE EVERYONE A CHANCE TO ESCAPE

LARRY HAS ESCAPED (Nice!)

Wonder:

nice

Mako:

HA! NICE!

Prince:

I CAN'T PLAY THE HA NICE CLIP

Terry:

LARRY

Bubbly:

HOLY SHIT

Moss:

Nice

J0rt:

ha! nice

BING HAS ESCAPED

J0rt:

BING <3

Bubbly:

BINGGG

Mako:

BING!!!

Prince:

THERE HE GOES <3

DISC HAS ESCAPED

Terry:

DISC

Mako:

DISC!!!!!!!

Etharia:

LOVE WINS

Prince:

is sweepmaster okay...

Terry:

Please

Wonder:

"AT LEAST LEAVE THE SWORD WITH US!!"

Raven:

"THE KNIFE"

Terry:

I need my goat to survive

Epicsuperbat:

BISCUIT

JUNIPER UPPERCUT HAS ESCAPED

Bubbly:

OH

Terry:

JUNI

Bubbly:

JUNIII

Prince:

don't reverse three

J0rt:

JUNIEEE

Prince:

please

Moss:

JUNI

Mako:

"SHIT, LAST STOCK"

Etharia:

BABY ESCAPE BABY SURVIVE

Mako:

"YOU CAN DO IT!!"

HACKERMAN J0HN HAS ESCAPED

Moss:

UNCOMMEN PRISM W?! LETS GO

Bubbly:

“CMON”

Terry:

HACK

J0rt:

OH THANK GOD J0HN'S OUT

Moss:

YEAHHHH

Terry:

WIN

Bubbly:

“YESSSS”

Prince:

TOOK IT DOWN TO THE WIRE

Janet:

"yeahh!!!"

Mako:

"LET'S GO!"

Insider2000:

LET’S GOOOOOO

UnofficiallyJam:

WHITE WOMEN WIN

ube:

WHITE WOMAN MOMENT

Terry:

WHITE WOMAN VICTORY

J0rt:

SHE ACTUALLY DID IT

Prince:

SHE'S GIVING THEM MORE TIME

Mako:

"GREAT JOB, PRISM!"

Bubbly:

"WHITE WOMAN MOMENT"

Etharia:

YOURE AMAZING CHARIZARD

Terry:

FUCK

Raven:

"DEFEAT THAT WHICH YOU CREATED!"

Epicsuperbat:

WHITE WOMEN WIN

Terry:

WHITE WOMAN

Prince:

THAT'S WHY SHE DROPPED THE STOCKS

"You....can't keep this up, Prism.....you'll have to eventually fight me in a best of three :)"

Prince:

LOL

"Oh but of course The End :)"

Prince:

LMAO

Bubbly:

"CMON"

Brush:

lmaooooooooo

Insider2000:

LMAO

Bubbly:

"LOL. LMAO EVEN"

Terry:

FOOL HAS NO IDEA

"You can't possibly....the universe is becoming unstable"

Lime:

Timeloop ass fight

Brush:

i was just thinking "she's totally gonna make this best of three"

Mako:

"GET 👏 END'S 👏 ASS 👏"

Etharia:

“Fucking palpable. you’ve really come into your own as a storyteller prism.”

Prince:

THE END IS BEING TRAPPED IN A STATE WHERE THERE IS NO END

J0rt:

OH?????

Terry:

PISS

J0rt:

STAGE MORPH?? PLEASE???

Bubbly:

"WHAT"

Wonder:

OH JESUS

Brush:

oh my god

Terry:

WOWZA

J0rt:

YEAHHHHHHH

Bubbly:

OH

Janet:

ft9 stocks :O

Mako:

"OH SHIT"

Prince:

STAGE MORPH

Terry:

SHITS FUCKED

Prince:

THE ALTERCATION GIMMICK ‼️

Terry:

RANDOM STAGE MORPH

Terry:

9 STOCKS

Prince:

<- has been running a tournament with stage morph on

Raven:

"Smart move, Prism!"

J0rt:

remembering when crimson was trying to destabilize the dimension and we might've had cpuk in other fighting games for an episode (if im remembering right)

THE SWEEPMASTER HAS ESCAPED

Terry:

YEAHH

UnofficiallyJam:

Oh shit ned seems a bit upset now

J0rt:

SWEEEEEEP

Prince:

LET'S FUCKING GO

ube:

YEAAAAAAH

Terry:

SWEEEEEPPPPP

Brendle:

"WOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Mako:

THE SWEEP LIVES ON

UnofficiallyJam:

SWEEEEEEEP

Terry:

THE SWEEP LIVES ON BABY

Etharia:

Yeah it genuinely seems like Ned’s playing more aggressively

Wonder:

it's pissed

Terry:

SWEEP TO SWEEP ANOTHER DAY

Lime:

Letsgo

The Daylights:

ens pissed lol

Terry:

WHITE

Raven:

Pictochat!

Terry:

ITS HER HOME FIELD

Epicsuperbat:

She has mommy issues

Bubbly:

OH GOD

Janet:

7-9…

LUDWIG VON KOOPA HAS ESCAPED

Etharia:

YEAHHH LUDWIG

Bubbly:

EYY

Terry:

LUDWIG

J0rt:

IGGY CAN SEE HIS BROTHER!!

Janet:

but so many saved by this

Mako:

LET'S GO, LUDWIG

Prince:

dear sweet jokebot...

Janet:

7-8!!

Terry:

HEADBUTT

Raven:

Ludwig waited until most of the contestants had escaped :')

UnofficiallyJam:

Something something this being on pictochat with creations and her fighting her own creation there is something there I think.

Epicsuperbat:

Yay Ludwig, sorry for voting to kill you instead of Winston

Prince:

jake irish's sacrifice will not be forgotten o7

Janet:

!!

J0rt:

THAT WAS YOU??

MAYOR POMERANIAN HAS ESCAPED

Mako:

THAT WAS YOU?!

Bubbly:

OH

Terry:

STAFE MORPH

Janet:

stage morph kill!!

Bubbly:

TOOTSIE POP

J0rt:

ALSO YAY ISABELLE

Prince:

ISABELLE ESCAPED

Prince:

YIPPEE

Epicsuperbat:

Kill your boss

Bubbly:

OH SHIT

Bubbly:

AH

Terry:

EQUAL

Janet:

6-6!!

J0rt:

.....wait is. is crimson still vaporized

Moss:

EWUALS

GRANDMA SNAZZY HAS ESCAPED

J0rt:

also they're EVEN

Terry:

GRANDMA

Janet:

so far, yes

Lime:

Fuck there's so many stocks I only just noticed

Raven:

GRANDMA

J0rt:

YAY GO GRANDMA

Etharia:

MEEMAW

Mako:

YAY, GRANDMA

Bubbly:

GRAMAM

Prince:

GRANDMA

Moss:

Yipee

Terry:

RETURN TO WHITE

Mako:

"Keep up the pressure, Prism! They're almost all out!"

Bubbly:

CMON PRISM

Janet:

we don't know what happens once everyone's free and the fight is still going

Janet:

maybe those ended get freed

Lime:

Sephiroth really should be affected by the explosions

Raven:

"Do it for Noinim! For Winston! For Jake! For CRIMSON!"

Insider2000:

Detroit: Become White

Moss:

Me to my blue paint when i keep adding white to it
Trying to turn it white

Janet:

4-6…

UnofficiallyJam:

uh oh

UnofficiallyJam:

UH OH

Bubbly:

WHAT

Janet:

3-5!

SALSA STELLA HAS ESCAPED

Terry:

Uh oh

Bubbly:

SALSA

Insider2000:

WAH

J0rt:

THE STAGE MORPH GOT HER

Prince:

"cods above"

Raven:

SALSAAAAA

Moss:

SALSA

Janet:

squirtle plus stage morph is wild

Prince:

"the stage morph killed"

J0rt:

"jods below"

Prince:

"thank you jort"

J0rt:

":thezuki:"

JUMPING JACK HAS ESCAPED

Bubbly:

JACK

Moss:

JACK

Raven:

JACK JACK JACK

Terry:

HOORAY

Brush:

JACK

Wonder:

so that's two jacks who can access the discord now

Janet:

2-5 aaa

J0rt:

man prism is. not lookin hot huh

Epicsuperbat:

2 Jacks!

Mako:

!GIVEJACKAKISS

Lime:

JACK

J0rt:

!givejackakiss

Wonder:

does...that have any reprecussions?

Moss:

Whose left here?

UnofficiallyJam:

!GIVEJACKSAKISS

Janet:

2-4!

Prince:

it feels like prism is stalling for time

Lime:

!jackgivejackakiss

AGENT KITSUNE HAS ESCAPED

J0rt:

YAY

Mako:

LET'S GO

Bubbly:

YAY

Wonder:

YEAAAH

Raven:

KITSUNEEEE

Lime:

YEAAAH

Insider2000:

PHEW! Todd’s boyfriend is safe. /j

JOKEBOT 99 HAS ESCAPED

Bubbly:

OH GOD

Bubbly:

YAY

J0rt:

JOKEBOTTTTT

Janet:

1-4, last stock

The Daylights:

Uuhhhhh

Terry:

JOKE

UnofficiallyJam:

last stock.....

Mako:

JOKEBOT!!

Moss:

Uh oh

Raven:

JOKEBOT

UnofficiallyJam:

ALSO JOKEBOT

Janet:

and she's squirtle

Epicsuperbat:

WOOOO JOKE BOT

Lime:

Jokebot :)

Mako:

"JUST STAY ALIVE FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN NOW"

Wonder:

jokebot stayed behind for prism

Mako:

AUGH,,,

DANTOINETTE HAS ESCAPED

Moss:

"Just survive"

Bubbly:

DANI

Moss:

YEAH

J0rt:

DANI!!!

Mako:

DANI!!!

Insider2000:

YES!

Prince:

DANI

UnofficiallyJam:

DANI!!!!

J0rt:

WAS SHE THE LAST ONE??

Prince:

wheres danthony

Raven:

SHE CAN FINALLY GO HOME

Prince:

wait

Prince:

wheres danthony did i miss him

DANTHONY HAS ESCAPED

J0rt:

uh

J0rt:

oh

J0rt:

OK GOOD

Prince:

OH OKAY

Bubbly:

OKAY

Moss:

OKAY OKAY

Mako:

DANTH!!

Moss:

HES GOOD

Raven:

CORNTHONY REUNION

Prince:

OKAY

Prince:

i think that's everyone who didn't get ended

UnofficiallyJam:

Prism is really making this last stock count

Wonder:

there's us

Bubbly:

OH

Janet:

1-1!!!

J0rt:

HOLY SHIT

Mako:

LAST STOCK SITUATION

Prince:

she's not gonna do it

Etharia:

COME ONE REVERSE PRISM

J0rt:

SHE BROUGHT IT TO LAST STOCK

Lime:

Oh my god?

Janet:

200%, but 1-1!

Moss:

Slay

Brush:

she's dragging it out!

Lime:

She's taken like 5 stocks

Bubbly:

FUCK

J0rt:

OUGH

Terry:

FUCK

Lime:

Oof

"I'm sorry to tell ya this, Prism.....but it's over. This world you made is meetin' its end."

Wonder:

DAMN, SHE FOUGHT

UnofficiallyJam:

UH OH

Prince:

SHE FOUGHT

Janet:

staved off the end for so long

Bubbly:

SHE REALLY DID FIGHT

Mako:

"THINK THAT'S EVERYONE, PRISM"

Epicsuperbat:

“HOLY FUCK PRISM”

Etharia:

“Yes it is, Ned. And who’s left to see it?”

Janet:

"great job prism"

Mako:

"YOU DID GREAT"

Moss:

"Good job!!"

Terry:

DID NELSON ESCAPE

Etharia:

“Just you.”

UnofficiallyJam:

"Good job prism"

"And what a world it has been, hasn't it :)"

Raven:

"Thank you, Prism. You did it, you saved them. It's just us here now."

"Bye Bye :)"

Prince:

holy shit

Bubbly:

HOLY SHIT

Moss:

GOTTOM

Mako:

"See ya, Prism."

NELSON HAS ESCAPED

Brendle:

YOOOOOOOO

Wonder:

"see ya later, shitlips"

Terry:

YAHOO

Prince:

"be seein' ya."

Moss:

"SUCK IT"

Etharia:

“And I think to myself… what a wonderful world.”

Prince:

PRISM HOLY SHIT.

END NELSON EVENT

END THE MAJESTIC KERFUFFLE