Double Dream Kerfuffle

Cast:

:dantoinette: Dantoinette (she/her) Red Female Byleth AKA Dani. A renowned fighter. Wins against almost any odds. Wins against almost any gods. Takes her losses hard. Plays Soul Calibur. Team Calibur :calibur: :johannsen: Johannsen (he/him) Pikachu in Gold's hat The rat won. Dani's pet rat. Beat Val for her. Stayed when she left. Later summoned her. Team Calibur :calibur: :recon-riley: Recon Riley (any/all) Yellow Sheik CPUK's field investigator. Secretly present in every kerfuffle. Ex Order employee. Baffled by Sans Undertale. Also genderfluid! Good for xem! Team Calibur :calibur: :sax-jack: Sax Jack (he/him) Light Blue Luigi CPUK's sound manager. Musician. Dated Hoedown. Seeking redemption. Can access the Jazz Dimension? Team Cones :cones: :trainer-of-justice: TRAINER OF JUSTICE (he/any) Blue and black-hatted Pokémon Trainer Taylor, hero of justice. Accidentally transed his gender. Team Aqua (undercover). Genderfluid. Edgeworth's employee. Matrimony Knight's spouse. Microwave? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM Team Chonk :chonk: :seachu: Seachu (he/him) Blue Team Aqua Bandana Pichu The last Team Aqua member. Small of mouse. Chonky of heart. TRAINER OF JUSTICE's friend. Team Chonk :chonk: :peppermint: Peppermint (she/her) Red Lucina Something is wrong with her. Obsessed Crimson fan. Fails upwards. New time goddess. Team Calibur :calibur: :experiment-12965: Experiment 12965 (they/them?) Minecraft Zombie Reanimated by its own passion. Number granted for their one true passion. Identity before death unknown, unknowable, and paradoxical. Experimenter unknown. Majestic :magestic: :danthony: Danthony (he/him) White-haired Hero AKA Dani's brother. A skilled fighter. Lives up to the family name. Corn's boyfriend. Plays Blazblue. Team Clutch :clutch: :corn-on-the-cob: Corn On The Cob (she/her) Orange Corrin A corn gijinka? Hoedown and Patch-Man's daughter. Danthony's girlfriend. Has a horse named Carrot. Grown from corn??? Team Craken :craken: :insta-jennifer: Insta Jennifer (she/her) Red White-Haired Bayonetta On a quest to become the biggest, baddest, most inescapable influencer. Films sponsored makeup tutorials between matches. Will take a selfie with your bleeding corpse! Team Cash Money :cash-money: :venus: Venus (she/her) Green Palutena This Angry Lesbian Uses Tiktok. Team Cash Money :cash-money: :brunette-roxas: Brunette Roxas (he/him) Kingdom Hearts 2 Sora Roxas from Kingdom Hearts. (If brunette.) Ordered all Popeye's sides. "I miss your girlfriend too." -Broxas (actually Larry) Team Cross :cross: :blonde-sora: Blonde Sora (he/him) Reddish Cloud Sora from Kingdom Hearts. (If blonde.) Lives in Violent Traverse Town. Joy's adoptive son. Team Cross's tired leader. Quad's friend. Team Cross :cross: :captain-valentine: Captain Valentine (he/him) Pink Captain Falcon Crowd favourite. Known for flashy plays. Introduces tournaments. Desmond. Quad's blueprint. Ex-leader of Team Calibur. Ex-possessed by Crimson. Lost to a rat. Team Charm :charm: :squid-jenny: Squid Jenny (she/her) Green Inkling CPUK's ringside reporter. Church of Iggy member. Also trans. Good for her! :breakfast: Breakfast (she/they) Hot Pink Kirby This hot pink bitch is named breakfast!!! No such thing as unburnt eggs. What is a god to a BITCH? :arrow-ace: Arrow Ace (he/him) Purple Pit Named for skill. Coloured for asexuality. Highly skeptical. Majestic :magestic: :taako: Taako (from TV) (he/him) Green Link From The Adventure Zone? Forgotten champion. Zeldatier. (Who's Zelda?) Team Cross :cross: :angus-mcdonald: Angus McDonald (he/him) Young Link From The Adventure Zone? Taako's friend. Ex-possessed by Crimson. Team Cross :cross: :joe-drift: Joe Drift (he/him) Green Wario A legendary motorcyclist. Submitted himself. Invented drifting. Square Dance's divorced dad? Dating Pinball Wizard. Team Clutch :clutch: :joe-lift: Joe Lift (he/him) Yellow Male Wii Fit Trainer Works out a lot. Gotta get some more reps in! Majestic :magestic: :kickass: Kickass (she/her) Red Isabelle Kicks ass. Obscure. From The Good Ass Showdown. Lost to Big Yopper once? :big-the-cat: Big The Cat (he/him) Purple Incineroar Big the Cat, from Sonic! And The Good-Ass Showdown! Which is less canon than this! How is he here? Who put him on Team Cross??? Is Froggy here? Team Cross :cross: :sans: Sans Undertale (he/him) Sans Undertale sand Summoned by Iggy. Hunted by Shantae. Universal constant. :shantae: Shantae (she/her) Shantae from the Shantae series, a woman with huge purple hair. Hey! It's me! Shantae! Eldritch horror. Corrupted by Crimson. Hey! It's me! Shantae! Hey! It's me! Shantae! Hey! It's me! Shantae! Hey! It's me! Shantae! Team Chonk :chonk: :cupid-shuffle: Cupid Shuffle (he/him) Pink Pit Dedicated matchmaker. Believes in the power of love. Heartbreak's friend. Ish. Ex Red Kraken member. (Thought they were dancers.) Team Charm :charm: :heartbreak: Heartbreak (he/him) Green Dark Pit Unlucky in love. Cupid Shuffle's friend / victim. Spent some time in Italy. Team Charm :charm: :genfive: GenFive (they/he) Grey Lucario A Zoroark from Pokémon. Ex genwunner. Mewtwo and Lucario fan. Yung Papaya collaber. Machi's friend. Matrimony Knight's friend. Team Cones :cones: :wooperlover: xXWooperLover 100Xx (he/him) Light Blue Young Link Endangered animal advocate. Fighting for Woopers. Yes, the Pokémon. Kong Discourse adjacent. Team Charm :charm: :disc: Disc (she/her) Sen's art of a blue-haired grinning girl in a red hoodie, which would have been Red Lucina except Jenny called this canon. A Weird Girl In A Hoodie. Chaos gremlin. Tried to destroy spacetime. On parole. God forbid women do anything! An old OC. In Iggylocke (ish) and Cross-Stitch (unreleased). Majestic :magestic: :bing: Bing (he/him) Green Chrom He's Bing. Just some guy. Google's blueprint. Dani's buddy and trainee. Cobalt's merch model. Probably. Team Clutch :clutch: :chrysanthemum: Chrysanthemum (they/them) Pink Meta Knight Fights for the beauty of mother nature. Fashioned of the beauty of billions of flowers. Overprotective. Violent. Majestic :magestic: :midas: Midas (he/him) Gold Captain Falcon Heart of gold. Body of gold. Brain of gold. Cocky. Doesn't have the Midas Touch. Is eating gold right now. Straight. Majestic :magestic: :iggy: Iggy Koopa (he/him) Iggy Koopa, Green Bowser Jr God of Iggy Fridays. Runs CPU Kerfuffle. Channels Jenny in battle. Destroyed the Crimson. Beat P Rool for some reason. Summoned Sans??? :piss-yoshi: Piss Yoshi (he/him) Yellow Yoshi "Burn in hell." -Zia Piss dinosaur. Jenny's pre-Iggy Smash main. From The Good Ass Showdown. Team Clutch :clutch: :hamburger-helper: Hamburger Helper (he/him) Red Ridley The original menace. 4-time consecutive champion. Summoned Crimson. Jimbo's dad. Dadondorf's ex-husband. Dadondorf's boyfriend. Team Cones :cones: :dadondorf: Dadondorf (he/him) Grey-blue Ganondorf Hi reading, he's dad! Jimbo's adoptive father. Hamburger Helper's ex-husband. Hamburger Helper's boyfriend. In severe debt. Team Cones :cones: :hackerman-j0hn: Hackerman J0hn (he/him) Black Shulk Super cool cyborg hacker. Larry's boyfriend. Dr Order's test subject. Invented artifial spirits. Created Safer Sephiroth. Team Cones :cones: :larry: Larry the Florida Man (he/him) White Joker The Florida Man. Shapeshifter. Doctor. Dr Order's experiment. Waited 7 years to stop Dr Order. J0hn's boyfriend. Iffy relationship with gods. Team Cones :cones: :home-md: Home MD (he/him) Black Doctor Mario A doctor. Searching for the cure to losing. Not to be mistaken for House MD. Or Sherlock Holmes. Larry after he travelled back 7 years. Team Cones :cones: :florida-man: Florida Man (he/him) White Joker The Florida man from all those news stories? Actually just Larry from before he could transform. Team Cones :cones: :machiavelli: Machiavelli (he/they) Black Kirby Ultimate Fighter. Dr Order's creation. Chessmaster 2000's small big brother. Him Babey ! Team Clutch :clutch: :chessmaster-2000: Chessmaster 2000 (he/they) Black Mewtwo Machi's "successor". Dr Order's creation. Built-in inferiority complex. Ex-possessed by Crimson. J0hn helped find his chess skill. Team Clutch :clutch: :korioni-static: Korioni ╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬ (he/him) Light Blue Yoshi Ice dragon from hell. Three headed hydra. The scary head. Team Calibur :calibur: :korioni-jonny: Korioni Jonny (he/him) Light Blue Yoshi Ice dragon from hell. Three headed hydra. The chillaxed head. Team Calibur :calibur: :dark-jimbo: Dark Jimbo (he/him) Black Sonic Orphan adopted by Hamburger Helper and Dadondorf. Put Dadondorf in debt. Inherited millions. Emo. Zoey's friend. Pink DK Sr's student. Team Cash Money :cash-money: :gamer: NaClMore (he/him) Purple Ness The saltiest gamer. 12 years old. Ended Bowsette's career. Became a plant: Perfect Saltman. (Gamers can do that.) Human again. Team Clutch :clutch: :jake-irish: Jake Irish (he/him) Green Ness Jake English from Homestuck. (If Ireland won.) England is no more. Knows what Homestuck is??? Majestic :magestic: :yung-papaya: Yung Papaya (he/him) Green Lucas Young Soundcloud rapper. Psychic. His dad is an exorcist. And a snake. Team Cash Money :cash-money: :cha-cha-slide: Cha Cha Slide (he/him) Green Terry Renowned digital pirate. Rep of Man Titty Monday. Illiterate. Rubberband Rebecca's partner. Ex red-green colourblind. Blue-yellow colourblind. Red-green heterochromatic. Wears red. Team Craken :craken: :rubberband-rebecca: Rubberband Rebecca (she/her) Trans Min Min Streamer. Wants to grab the moon live. Record-breaking stretchy arms! Cha Cha's girlfriend. Gru's rival. Maybe has no boons? Team Cash Money :cash-money: :waltz: Waltz (she/her) Orange Female Inkling The Red Kraken's alchemist. Saved by Disco as a baby. Nerd with gaseous potions. Wears a squid gas mask. Name from: An All Star pun (ish). Name given to: A small small dog. Team Craken :craken: :twist: Twist (she/her) Purple Zelda I think Twist is nice! c: Canon Red Kraken member. Chili's's girlfriend. Witch possessed by a god. Ace in RK. Lesbian in CPUK. Nice everywhere. Team Craken :craken: :discord-jack: Discord Jack (he/him) Light Blue Ike Champion of the Discord Village. Fights for the honour of Team... Clutch. Speaks for the villagers. Team Clutch :clutch: :jumping-jack: Jumping Jack (he/him) Grey Lucario Dedicated to the art of mobility. Agility inspired by Hit Video Game Balan Wonderworld. More than meets the eye? Majestic :magestic: :chilis: Chili's (she/her) Red Robin Rep of Chili's the Restaurant. (Not Red Robin). Twist's girlfriend. IHOB's sister. Team Cash Money :cash-money: :ihob: IHOB (he/him) Blue-shirted pink-shorted Lucas Rep of IHOP, the restaurant. No longer Denny's! Swapped restaurant when he came of age. Chili's's little brother. Team Cones :cones: :red-shadow: Red Shadow (he/him) Red Greninja Frog! Prankster! Red! Not under Prism's control. That's his purple form. Team Cones :cones: :nelson: Nelson (we/us) Orange Kirby Nelson the hedgehog, born without quills. Looked after at Foxy Lodge Wildlife Rescue. Receives massages daily. Lives his best life. Ceramic dream version! Created by Discord Jack. Channels us! :zapmouse: Zapmouse (he/it/they) Pikachu in a wizard hat. The mad rat. Swore vengeance on Dr Order. And all of humanity. Angrily lives with Larry and J0hn. Team Cones :cones: :subzero-amalgam: Subzero Amalgam (he/him) Cyan Mr Game & Watch Made by Dr Order to be freezing cold.[why?] In ceaseless agony. :canadian-ben-shapiro: Canadian Ben Shapiro (was/were) White Marth Ben Shapiro. (If he were Canadian.) From fanfuffles. Awful. At least he's dead! :mozilla: Mozilla (was/were) Orange Fox Missing, hoped dead. Rep of Mozilla, oil spilling megacorp. Homephobe. Nightly's brother. Team Cash Money :cash-money: :therapuppy: Therapuppy (she/her) Green Isabelle Your neighbour's little dog isn't just a therapist... She's also a dog! P Rool's best friend. Folk's time clone. Everyone's therapist. Team Charm :charm: :plum-k-rool: Plum K Rool (he/him) Plum King K Rool DEM OF CRASSY Identity theft. Friendship. Vengeance. Therapuppy's friend. Iggy's enemy. WHAT THE FUCK IS A POKEMON. Team Chonk :chonk: :vampire-catgirl-tifa: Vampire Catgirl Tifa (she/her) Cool art by Mars of Tifa with cat ears and vampire fangs wearing Blaze's outfit from the Sonic series. Tifa from Final Fantasy 7. (If a Lesbian Vampire Catgirl.) Nyavalanche member. Perfectly Normal Aerith's GF. Catboy Cloud's friend. Team Cross :cross: :catboy-cloud: Catboy Cloud (he/him) Blue Cloud Cloud from Final Fantasy 7. (If he were a catboy.) Nyavalanche member. Himbo. Girl's Night misunderstander. Team Cross :cross: :lord-of-the-snakes: Lord Of The Snakes (he/him) Default Snake Devourer of all things. Bringer of the end. Vulnerable to JUSTICE. Ate Prism once. Papaya's dad saw his face. Became a snake. LET CHAOS REIGN. LET CHAOS REIGN. :painguin-snaked: Painguin (Snaked) (he/him) Black King Dedede YOUVE BEEN SNAKED!!!!! One of us Silly Little Snakes has entered your inbox!!!! :emoji-1f40d: Forward this to at least 10 of your friends or be CURSED. Painguin from the fanfuffle TOE! AKA FloppyFeet? Failed to do so. CURSED. Team Chonk :chonk: :ludwig: Ludwig Von Koopa (he/him) Ludwig Von Koopa, Blue Bowser Jr Koopaling. Runs the Majestic Kerfuffle. Which he's just starting now. Iggy's brother. Jokebot's boss. Not a god. Majestic :magestic: :jokebot: JOKEBOT 99 N/A (any) Pink ROB A Robot made to make Jokes. Ludwig's employee. Creator unknown. Majestic :magestic: :juniper-uppercut: Juniper Uppercut (she/her) Green Villager Baby fight! Baby win! Orphaned by Dr Order. Alabaster's adopted sister. Incredibly powerful. Defeated and renamed Mac & Cheese. Team Clutch :clutch: :duck-duck-go: Duck Duck Go (they/them) Dalmatian Duck Hunt Duo A dog (Go). A bird (Duck Duck). Came to see all the browser and search engine kerfufflers. Google's pets. Team Cash Money :cash-money: :zelda: Zelda (they/them) Green Link You know who it is, baby! It's Zelda! From Zelda! Team Cross :cross: :morshu: Morshu (he/him) Green Wario Morshu from Link: Faces of Evil. Lamp oil, rope, bombs! You want it? It's yours! As long as you have the rupees. Sorry Link, I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Richer! Team Cash Money :cash-money: :crimson: Crimson (he/it) Red and Black Pokémon Trainer Guardian of Dimensions and Treachery. Possessed or corrupted many. Once feigned as a hive mind. Created the universal constants. Chartreuse and Cobalt's brother. Prism's charge. Team Calibur :calibur: :crimsonaut: Crimsonaut (he/him) Red Olimar Created by Dr Order to explore the Crimson. Ex-possessed by Crimson. Bird-watcher. Team Calibur :calibur: :nagito-komaeda: ╬╬╬╬╬╬ ╬╬╬╬╬╬╬ (he/him) Nagito Komaeda Lucky. Universal constant. Killed. Forever. Deleted from existence. Team Cross :cross: :winston-overwatch: Winston Overwatch (he/him) Black Donkey Kong "Excuse me for being in the Majestic Kerfuffle!" Day Job: Dr Order's science ape. Night Job: Stealing ankles? Probably not Swing. :square-dance: Square Dance (any) Red Sora Square Dance is a CPUK fighter who will appear in CPUK G5. Anti Disney activist. Digital pirate. Physical bootlegger. (Bootleg goods, not alcohol.) (Too young to drink.) Team Craken :craken: :dougie: Dougie (he/him) Red Mewtwo It's Dougie baby!!!! Red Kraken member. Freak. Can do a Standing Backflip. What Is He. No One Knows. Team Craken :craken: :dr-order: Doctor Order (she/her) Red Female Wii Fit Trainer Evil physical therapist. Makes robots and clones. Stole the powers of god. Ruled a tech dystopia. Sent to ancient Mesopotamia. Machi's mother. Quad's evil ex. Team Calibur :calibur: :sephiroth: Sephiroth (he/him) Sephiroth The real Sephiroth from Final Fantasy 7 and Remake. Helped Dr Order. Impersonated Edgeworth. Killed Folk. Nearly twice. Would have killed P Rool. Resurrected by J0hn and Larry. DMed Jenny. Team Calibur :calibur: :barry: Barry (he/him) Green Dr Mario Scientist from alt timeline. Susan's boyfriend. Highly skeptical. NOT Larry's timeline double. Something about a college AU? :susan: Susan (she/her) Green Female Wii Fit Trainer Susan O'Rourke, AKA Kanduka. Archeologist from alt timeline. Ceaselessly curious and nice. c: Dr Order's timeline double. Something about Mesopotamia? Team Calibur :calibur: :grunk: The Grunk (he/him) Red-haired Bowser WHERE WILL YOU BE DURING A RANDOM GRUNK EVENT Grunk Jr's dad. Grundy's brother. Bling Bling Boy's killer. Crimson's victim. Home MD's patient. Team Chonk :chonk: :spirit: Grunk Jr "The Spirit" (he/him) Roy Bowser Jr Chose stage name based on his proud father, The Grunk. The Grunk is fiercely protective. The Spirit is fiercely embarassed. Team Chonk :chonk: :garfield: Garfield (he/him) Orange Incineroar Jon Arbuckle's pet cat. Hates mondays. Eldritch horror. Corrupted by Crimson. :jon-arbuckle: Jon Arbuckle (he/him) Light Blue Dr Mario Jon Arbuckle. Has a pet cat named Garfield. "I'm sorry monkey." Team Cross :cross: :gary: Gary (he/him) Default Doctor Mario Electrical engineer. Helps out Jokebot. Family man. Majestic :magestic: :cosmic-love: Cosmic Love (she/her) Black Rosalina Saw all light disappear. Embraced the darkness. Lesbian. Aided by her blinding star. Sauceboss: traumatised! Team Charm :charm: :jonathan-joestar: Jonathan Joestar (he/him) Purple Simon Of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure fame. "Oh I feel so bad for them" -Comona Team Cross :cross: :star-platinum: Star Platinum (he/him) Purple Ryu Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Stand. Also food critic. Criticised: . Sauceboss . Grundy (The Grunk's brother) Team Clutch :clutch: :agent-kitsune: Agent Kitsune (he/him) Green Fox Special agent. Investigates spacetime anomalies. Investigating the Majestic Kerfuffle. Has two tails. Disc's parole officer. From Cross-Stitch. Majestic :magestic: :monday-mark: Monday Mark (he/they) Red Snake Monday: Aspiring comedian. Mark: Parallel universe Monday. Sole survivor of a dead world. Found refuge in Monday's body. Universal constant. Team Calibur :calibur: :captain-quadratic: Captain Quadratic (he/they) Green Captain Falcon Crowd favourite. Known for a strong sense of justice and agency. Val's clone. Dr Order's ex. Rights's partner. Speaks every language. Team Calibur :calibur: :rights-sentience: Rights Sentience (they/them) Purple Dark Samus Champion of LGBT+ rights. Team Charm's captain. Advanced AI. Achieved sentience. Opposes capitalism. Knighted Dan. Dating Quad. <3 Team Charm :charm: :great-root: The Great Root (any) Purple Piranha Plant AKA Audrey II. AKA Whompin' Willow. Every redwood wondered at. Every tree climbed. Every flower smelled. Hivemind of all plant life. Chill AF. Majestic :magestic: :patch-man: Patch Man (he/him) Pacman with striped gloves and shoes Gone underground. (Like a tuber.) Co-owner of Patch Farms. Hoedown's husband. Corn on the Cob's father. Team Craken :craken: :hoedown: Hoedown (she/her) Red Daisy AKA Sprout. Red Kraken member. Co-owner of Patch Farms. Patch-Man's wife. Corn on the Cob's mother. Team Craken :craken: :carrot-collective: Carrot Collective (they/them) (pl) Orange and Purple Ice Climbers Carrots. Sometimes many. Created by Dr Order. Bad Future: Killed Hamburger Helper. Team Craken :craken: :miles-edgeworth: Miles Edgeworth (he/him) Dark Red Sephiroth Strengths: Law Degree, Big Sword Weaknesses: Identity Fraud, Elevators Employees: Trainer of Justice, Mac & Cheese Autopsy Report: Updated Team Cross :cross: :mac-and-cheese: Mac & Cheese (he/him) White Marth "Superior" Google clone. Dr Order's subject (science). Juniper's subject (pet?). Edgeworth's subject (employee). Team Clutch :clutch: :chartreuse: Chartreuse (she/her) Turquoise Pyra/Mythra (Ex) guardian of Time and Tragedy. Ex-goddess. Folk's girlfriend. Crimson and Cobalt's sister. Prism's charge. Team Cones :cones: :folk: Folk (he/him) Red Wolf Your neighbour's little dog: Bad Future. Therapuppy's time clone. Travelled back 7 years. Chartreuse's boyfriend. Also a dog! Also trans. Good for him! Team Craken :craken: :salsa-stella: Salsa Stella (she/her) Red Rosalina Makes salsa. Majestic :magestic: :spaghebbi: Spaghebbi (she/her) Red Min-Min Restaurant owner. Here to promote her business. Universal constant. Team Cash Money :cash-money: :sweepmaster: Sweepmaster (he/him) Black Richter Vampire with one desire. To kick one Sweepillion asses. Majestic :magestic: :golden-spiral: Golden Spiral (he/him) Gold Richter Melee champion. Obsessed with golden spirals. Perpetually irrelevant. Team Clutch :clutch: :prismatic-dani: Prismatic Dantoinette (she/her) Green Female Byleth The most amazing! Technicolour!! Prismatic!!! Fighter in CPU Kerfuffle!!!! :) Dani under Prism's control. Team Calibur :calibur: :prismatic-larry: Prismatic Larry (he/him) Purple Joker Larry?????? Under Prism's control. Team Cones :cones: :spriteman: Spriteman (he/him) Green Megaman Ultimate Sprite fan. Attained Fresh Enlightenment. Became a plant: Perfect Spriteman. (Dr Order experimented on him.) Human again. Team Cash Money :cash-money: :blue-raspberry: Blue Raspberry (he/him) Bluer Sonic Goopy blue flavour freak. Team Cones :cones: :sword-goku: Sword Goku (he/him) Red-and-Blue Hero Goku from Dragon Ball. (If he had a sword.) Leader of Team Clutch. Scared of Dantoinette. Fan of Carly Rae Jepsen. Team Clutch :clutch: :hat-krillin: Hat Krillin (he/him) White Suit Mario Krillin from Dragon Ball. (If he had a hat.) :grandma-snazzy: Grandma Snazzy (she/her) Light Blue Daisy Everyone's grandma. Even your grandma!! Bakes cookies. Tells stories. Absolute sweetie. Majestic :magestic: :professor-baybe: Professor Baybe (she/her) Red hat Jigglypuff Said as 'Babe' unless friends. Combat teacher. Turned into a pink blob in a lesson gone wrong. Has a bachelor's degree in kicking your ass. Has a pet dog, Snickerdoodle. Married to her wife. Team Charm :charm: :lou: Lou (he/him) Blue Luigi Just trying to deliver mail. :dan: Dan (he/him) White Little Mac Dan from Geek Squad. Got fired, hired by ICEE, hired by Order Labs, fired, self-employed, and rehired by ICEE. Knighted by Rights Sentience. Team Cash Money :cash-money: :ryu-from-streets: Ryu From Streets (he/him) Default Ryu Hey there everybody! This is Ryu! From Streets! Did you know? My favourites: . Jumping into light fierce! . Stale bread! . Water without any ice! . The newest Simpsons! . Aaaand dirt! See you in Majestic Kerfuffle! Majestic :magestic: :mario-from-super-mario: Mario From Super Mario (he/him) Mario Mario! From Super Mario! You know him! The newest DLC fighter. From the Jape Universe. Team Chonk :chonk: :google: Google (he/him) Green Roy Free-spirited hero. Created by Dr Order. Immediately defected. Alabaster's QPP. Mac & Cheese's blueprint. Duck Duck & Go's Owner. Team Clutch :clutch: :alabaster-uppercut: Alabaster Uppercut (he/him) Cyan Ken Alabaster of the Uppercut Clan. Wielder of the K-Mart Stance. Google's QPP and mentor. Juni's big brother and guardian. Punched a rock. Team Clutch :clutch: :gamecube-controller: Gamecube Controller (they/it) Purple Rosalina AKA GCN. A Starmie from a nuzlocke. An eldritch god. Speaks solely through Gamecube controller clicks. Team Calibur :calibur: :internet-explorer: Internet Explorer (they/them) Dark Blue Mr Game & Watch Adventurer who plunged into the depths of The Internet. Not unscathed - unhinged. Powered by the deep web. Surprisingly, not made by Dr Order! The rat ducked... Team Cones :cones: :question: ???? ???/??? 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:fly-bi: Fly Bi (he/him) Purple and blue Falco "Just threw hands with an eleven year old." Bisexual. Team Charm :charm: :nightly: Nightly (he/him) Purple Fox Gay and trans. Good for him! Super cool. Mozilla's brother. Unfortunately. Team Charm :charm: